Absolute Mad Lads - Billy The Kid

[@EliteKnight97]

“So anyway we started blastin’” - The regulators

[@vinnyreed723]

But We don’t see so good so we missed

[@tomogburn2462]

I think back then most hand guns were just plain bad when it comes to rifling in the barrels and ammunition quality. Mix that with glorification from both sides as to how close they were and how they performed in a fire fight, and thats why you get tons of shots and no one hit most of the time. That and some of these people were friends and family so they might not have been enthusiastic about blasting each other. Which also I'm sure stung more emotionally when someone did get hit or killed. A ton of these people knew each other. Thats whats crazy.

[@pkman947]

@@vinnyreed723 they ran away so we tried to shoot em in the back.....pow pow

[@arcion504]

Is you do an Absolute Mad Lads about Pablo Escobar.

[@pickelsvx]

@@tomogburn2462 Also in a firefight you are not always trying to shoot the assclown trying to shoot you. Hitting the thing they are using as cover keeps them from poking their head out and taking pot shots at you; allowing you to change position easier.

[@ponponpattapon]

Billy the kid spent years on the run, but eventually they caught up with him...... no one ever escapes from Raid: Shadow legends

[@Thatonedude917]

With over 100 million downloads, it's no wonder

[@proudtexan7226]

Ok that this made me laugh

[@ray-may]

Watson underrated comment 🤣

[@TheLoxxxton]

Lol. That fucking shadow legends is everywhere and it really is shit.

[@Antiauthoritarianmindset]

@@TheLoxxxton Still better than selling out to youtube tbh

[@smokestack3327]

Everyone: Billy the kid Count Dankula: Belly tha Ked

[@thexskating]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@helloeveryone9305]

Its pronounced bu lly tha kid in scottish william becomes wulliam bill becomes bull not sounding bull as in the animal they sound diffrent hard to explain to pple who are not scottish

[@blade5308]

*belleh* the ked*

[@thehuff8898]

This is brilliant

[@arcion504]

Is you do an Absolute Mad Lads about Pablo Escobar.

[@RedFeralWolf]

When I was a kid my mom and I visited Billy the Kid’s grave. The big cage and all was there and for some reason people had thrown a lot of change into it. (No idea why) being a small kid I slipped through the cage and started grabbing the money. My mom had turned around then turned back seeing me. After about 5 minutes of arguing I slipped out and was forced to throw the money back in. I’d like to think Billy would at least appreciate me slipping through the cage at least. Lol

[@DiegoMartinez-pi2ni]

Oh Billy most certainly would

[@RedFeralWolf]

@@DiegoMartinez-pi2ni I'm glad you agree.

[@EpicGhostShadow]

Chad move

[@aw2584]

I imagine Billy would find it hilarious lmao

[@TheBinarygenius]

I did a similar thing at a fountain that people chucked money into, it was not a special place it was just in a shopping center and I was 6 and seen free money. I got a big ass whooping for that one and put the money back also. A few years later they had to stop the fountain because people kept putting detergent in it and filling the center with bubbles. Rip Billy the kid an legendary mad lad

[@hankhill1964]

Billy the kid: *gets arrested* Also Billy the kid: Ight I'mma head out.

[@lordbrain5263]

Hank Hill damnit Bobby

[@shittyfattits807]

Sell me some propane?

[@wardkdouglas]

Boy I tell ya hwhat that Billy boy ain't right BWAHUHU

[@drinks1019]

One of “The Ironclad” is buried in my town about 10 miles away. His name was Doc Scurlock.

[@lalonguecarabine4952]

Josiah, played by Keefer Sutherland in "Young Guns"

[@drinks1019]

La Longue Carabine the very same.

[@the-engneer]

What Town do you live in? I grew up outside of Albuquerque

[@thomasdupont7186]

"La longue Carabine". As a Parisian, i've got to admit that's a cool name indeed....

[@RiotEarp1]

@PasoFreak Shouldn´t you speak spanish, PasoFreak?

[@Ew4ya]

The irony of the cage at his grave had me crying

[@ShaddySoldier]

Don't worry, his soul can slip through

[@DR-54]

I know his death was sad but you have to get over it

[@superbird4351]

PotatoChips23415 You weren’t there. I remember it like it was yesterday.

[@jaybones8457]

You cry way too easy dude. Man up.

[@howardman3926]

I've been to the grave site, and it's not hard to figure out which one is his lmao

[@matteoj226]

Worth noting that the reason Billy was so upset at Tunstall's death is that he was the first father figure and role model he ever had. Gave him a job, taught him to be a rancher, gave him purpose in life. When he was killed he lost his only role model, this is after he lost his mother and father previously. No wonder he went off the rails.

[@ontinti2151]

Count Dankula should be a playable character in raid shadow legends at this point.

[@junoguten]

Raid: Shadow Legends: Absolute Mad Lad DLC

[@jasoncornell1579]

Epic champion

[@tacticalderpy2077]

With a pug that does a special gas attack

[@jasoncornell1579]

Riding a ferocious giant pug🤣🤣🤣

[@jesaiya]

@@jasoncornell1579 I would buy it lol

[@JoeyJoJoJoestarJuniorShabadoo]

Billy is quoted saying of John Tunstall; “He was the only man who ever treated me kindly, like I was free born and white."

[@TESkyrimizer]

Didnt expect this story to be so emotional damn.

[@magicman3163]

Joey JoJo Joestar Junior Shabadoo “You just hate me because I’m black!”-Billy the Kid

[@davi0121]

@@magicman3163 Or in more modern vernacular - "Is it 'cause I is black?!"

[@ILikeToLaughAtYou]

David Kirwan you mean “issit cuz imma nigga?”

[@DragonkingJJ]

I don't understand what you wrote, it is not english.

[@scooterdescooter4018]

This entire episode was a glowing endorsement for Winchester.

[@ChoseDeath]

Oh yeah, still making damn fine rifles. In fact, you can still get the model 1873 like Billy used if you want.

[@servantapashia7724]

ChoseDeath indeed i have a win1894 dang good rifle indeed! i would enjoy to get a 1873 and a 1892 as well, when am able to

[@ChoseDeath]

@@servantapashia7724 Oh man, me too! One day 😄

[@GrimnirReaper]

I don't know, it sounds more like an subliminal endorsement for Henry rifles since that name came up so often.

[@cucumber623]

legend has it the video was sponsored by them

[@Jennifur68]

Breaking news: Billy the Kid's headstone slips between cage bars in escape attempt.

[@JohnMiller-zr8pl]

😁 the next time i'll see bars i'm going to laugh

[@EpicGhostShadow]

@@JohnMiller-zr8pl wait what

[@BillyTheKidOfficialYT]

I got bored of sittin in that damn thing what can I say

[@sevenproxies4255]

Didn't the lawmen of the time know that Billy was a victim of socioeconomic factors?

[@nabilyassin1742]

thankyou

[@BarkingShark]

Lol

[@ghrtfhfgdfnfg]

Nice

[@YourDad-kr8zj]

Lol literally was. Parents died when he was young his step father beat him not even enough to eat. That is so true its so funny youre being sarcastic. You small 🧠 kid...

[@YourDad-kr8zj]

Not to mention he was fucked over by a crooked cop...sooo yeah

[@giraffetamer12]

Drinking game: take a shot every time dankula says, "and this started a gunfight"

[@gagetaylor54]

“Uday flew into a rage”...

[@arcion504]

Is you do an Absolute Mad Lads about Pablo Escobar.

[@martinvalentine9228]

Lol. "Drinking game" Buy some drink and create situations that prevent you being able to drink the drink???????????? In Scotland when we play at drinking, we get some alcohol and then we drink it. Its called drinking. Creating a game around it is just putting things in the way of the intended DRINKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@scramblesthedeathdealer]

@@martinvalentine9228 Yeah, even as an American, I was never good at drinking games. Why would I want to put effort into having my opponent drink instead of myself? I'm an alcoholic/addict, not an athlete.

[@kmit9191]

@@scramblesthedeathdealer In Germany we play drinking games where the winner is the one who drank most

[@clumsycommissar5260]

Billy the kid: when real life is better than fiction

[@mrbruh9537]

The best fictions is non fiction

[@Shlogger]

@@mrbruh9537 for sure

[@Xarxes_]

I showed my dad these videos and he enjoys them. We watch them together and laugh and talk about these stories, thank you for making these videos

[@juancaminante8078]

@Obscure Anomaly oh yes. There is nothing more pure than the love that exists between a boy and his dad.

[@EpicGhostShadow]

@@juancaminante8078 why you have to say it like that

[@IGDCAM]

@@EpicGhostShadow I mean it sounds suspect but he means well..... god I hope he means well

[@EpicGhostShadow]

@@IGDCAM Lmfao

[@juancaminante8078]

@@EpicGhostShadow Wha’d I do? LOL 😂

[@Mathmachine]

Few things make a morning better than seeing an Absolute Mad Lads in your subscription feed.

[@MuzikBike]

7pm is basically morning for me given how life's been going

[@deussalt8108]

Neebsgaming.

[@RoadPsycho]

22:38(Moscow) for me. Pretty good time for mad lads too.

[@NaN-noCZ]

What abort actually watching a new episode of absolute mad lads?

[@paulcarmi8130]

Its delicious isn't it?

[@0nfir34h1m]

When a scotsman in 2019 is berating a US governor from the late 1800s...

[@dillhouston3569]

And?

[@Johndoe-gd4tb]

Dill Houston it’s just funny ya fuckass

[@6StimuL84]

And governors today are still treasonous pieces of shit.

[@henriquebraga5266]

I think Dankula was indirectly dissing the judge who prosecuted him and convicted him of a hate crime.

[@6StimuL84]

@@henriquebraga5266 Yup, judges are oath breaking treasonous pieces of shit also......

[@acemaster296]

Easy to be an outlaw when your body is just a skinny get-out-of-jail-free card.

[@bradagee9041]

I hear ya. Time to start my life of crime. Thank you for the advice. Wait. How big are cell bars now?

[@donjohnson5424]

Something something thin privilege.

[@LordClydeofOMAR]

When he got shot I'm amazed he didn't just stretch from side to side and dodge the bullets like The Mask.

[@Calder_54]

the man didnt have a get-out-of-jail free card....... but he WAS the get-out-of-jail free card

[@harrysb3002]

there’s a local homeless man who lives in the high street nearest me, his nickname is Billy the Quid, because whenever you meet him he always asks if you’ve “got a pand” (shit accent / slang for “got a pound? asking for change). he was recently bagged for trying to sell coke to an undercover police officer (not the brightest lad), but was released with only a warning on the basis that he is mentally ill. he is so infamous around this area, that a good friend of mine’s dad got a tattoo on his calf of billy the quid’s face, along with his catchphrase, “got a pand”. there’s a little bit of a local mad lads for the really, really, really uneventful town of Chatham, Kent, UK

[@cucumber623]

theres more than a few here in forres scotland, place has some proper rockets

[@carlosfred8673]

Billy the Quid is a fantastic and clever name.

[@hornyniggaluandarybasket4474]

Kent? Shiiet, i usee to live there m8, great place!

[@Flegado]

I like local loonies they add the needed charm to small towns

[@bigmcdick4916]

Every place needs their own ”village idiot” for the lack of a better term. A guy lives near me that I nicknamed ”preacher” on the basis that he asked to bless me out of nowhere

[@filmtape5247]

Imagine this, the year is 2050, Count Dankula has uploaded his last "Mad Lads" entitled "Absolute Mad Lads - Count Dankula, An Autobiography"

[@jcoop3619]

Would be epicness beyond comprehension. Long live the Count!

[@pzyqux6641]

Would be the longest madlad

[@TheMetalAllfather]

2024: Mad Lads, President Donald J. Trump

[@brycemcewen6146]

@@TheMetalAllfather nah present Bernie Sanders who it turned out was the Antichrist

[@spoiledmilk2587]

It's going to be his shooters manifest

[@Tadokat]

Who would win? An impenetrable iron structure designed to contain even the most violent of people, regardless of strength? Or a skinnyboi with fancy hat?

[@franklugo6928]

that camping sumbitch! you know he was just kill stealing

[@outrageddeer2101]

You'll realize the New Mexicans pastime is escaping jail

[@pubcle]

Two American Presidents that absolutely deserve spots: Andrew Jackson, Theodore Roosevelt For wildly different reasons.

[@MuzikBike]

what, for naming his son Kermit?

[@bshinn4884]

Andrew Jackson was kind of crazy from the stories. Roosevelt was a man's man

[@Otiuqat]

@puncledorf thanks bruv. i had audible credits and i like non fiction while im at work. just got a book about theodore

[@Otiuqat]

Most of the way thru the book, The Naturalist by Darren Lunde. very good read/listen

[@sparkysparkiness66]

Andrew Jackson was perhaps the first and last good Democrat President. Once of his best legacies though was being responsible for the Democrat party appropriately having the jackass for their mascot.

[@RealLilVodka]

It’s rumored that Jon Jones, the man who helped Billy is now elbowing people unconscious in cage fights.

[@edgarblackguy2085]

🤣

[@pauldavis5518]

Poking them in the eyes you mean?

[@grandwazoo1696]

@@pauldavis5518 Was just going to say that 🤣

[@kieranbowman2624]

He gave him epo to help Billy's dehydration

[@BakeNLikeJake]

More like Elbowing his wife 🤣

[@yikesforever6432]

“Pop pop pop making cow boys drop” -Count Dankula

[@sunnyjim1355]

Could have said "Pew pew pew making cow boys moo". A'ight, I'll get my coat an' let myself out.

[@HiddenEvilStudios]

@@sunnyjim1355 You better take your horse to the old town road, stranger.

[@KA1637]

@@cyberhawk80 Not Funny, Didn't Laugh.

[@occultnightingale1106]

Imagine how much shit could have been avoided if several people just sucked up their pride and gave people they didn't like the things they were promised.

[@Poxymonkeypox]

Society man....

[@oz_jones]

@@Poxymonkeypox BOTTOM TEXT

[@Poxymonkeypox]

@@oz_jones SARCASTIC TONE

[@cooldud7071]

@@PoxymonkeypoxTHIS POST WAS MADE BY GANG WEED

[@LetMeEatIt]

@jbiehlable century singular

[@blakehaggard-coversextras-2762]

“I’ll make ya famous”- Billy The Muddafookin Kid

[@champyelcaballo1530]

GARRETT'S PLACE!!!!

[@formallyknownasj.a.2074]

“We regulate any stealing of this property, and we’re damn good too, but ya can’t be any geek off the street. Gotta be handy with the steal if you know what I mean, earn your keep.” ... EPIC movie

[@champyelcaballo1530]

@@formallyknownasj.a.2074 .....that's probably the most famous quote from the movie. The best line from both movies is definitely: "Did you guys see the size of the chicken??"

[@champyelcaballo1530]

"Did you open a new rooming establishment?" "Hell no!! I opened a good ol' saw dust on the floor proper whore house!!"

[@formallyknownasj.a.2074]

Champy El Caballo... I can honestly quote those movies for hours... and never gets old.

[@EQOAnostalgia]

Young Guns, that's what got me into the story of Billy The Kid way back in the 80's. He and his gang. Fascinating story. Must have watched the VHS tapes of those movies 100 times.

[@b.w.22]

Honestly, one of the last great ensemble casts of all those young actors from the 80’s. Emilio, Kiefer, and Charlie Sheen, among many others? So good. When I was a kid I figured this was like some superhero movie of outlaws, not knowing much beyond names. Finding out that while the story took some liberties, the Regulators were real and were deputies for a time, etc., blew my mind.

[@thedeputyofcommonsensevids]

The lesson of Billy The Kid. “Keep your promises or I’ll bury you with them.” A true legend and a goddamn hero.

[@EnjoyCocaColaLight]

He was a hero? Really?

[@thedeputyofcommonsensevids]

EnjoyCocaColaLight Not a hero in the sense that he goes out fighting bad guys but in the sense that he did something awesome enough to be counted as a hero even if it was only for a moment.

[@EnjoyCocaColaLight]

@@thedeputyofcommonsensevids Aside from being an ultra criminal, what good did he do? How did his existence help mankind thrive?

[@thedeputyofcommonsensevids]

EnjoyCocaColaLight Not to be an Agent Smith but who cares if mankind thrives? Do you know how may people have received brain damage from eating a garden slug? More than zero which in my opinion is grounds for the extermination of the species. I’m a nihilist and a misanthrope. I don’t care if people do good or if mankind thrives. As long as I’m entertained by something I don’t care about morality. Watching a guy shoot a dog? Not funny. Watching a guy get shot by a man in a dog suit just before he shoots a dog? Hilarious. Jesse James took revenge on an asshole who screwed him over and would’ve had him rot in prison for life if he was lucky or hanged if he wasn’t. As far as I’m concerned Jesse had a point. If that upsets you then congratulations, have a cookie: 🍪

[@LanMandragon1720]

@@thedeputyofcommonsensevids Right so as a nihilist you and your opinions should be dismissed as a matter of course. Grow up

[@Trahloc]

"It was a game of two and I got there first" - Billy the Kid. --- Damn that whole scene is literally troll god status level.

[@WarsmithBob]

Stopped in a restaurant in New Mexico and they had an old, beat up revolver on a plaque with a large sign that said "The only gun in the West NOT owned by Billy the Kid".

[@charlesdemers1197]

Neat!

[@rawtrout007]

yeah i've been to that Taco Bell

[@Lamedvavnik]

“Everyone is pardoned, except that prick camping with the Winchester! “😂

[@OmgItsLeaa]

"Going pop,pop,pop, making cowboys drop." Dank, ever thought about becoming the next Eminem?

[@BraddahSpliff]

Definitely better than the line, "That's an awfully hot coffee pot."

[@TeeBar420]

Slim Danky?

[@arcion504]

Is you do an Absolute Mad Lads about Pablo Escobar.

[@vincentjones7800]

Lea he prolly could bc Eminem is trash

[@toggle_mov]

@@TeeBar420 count shady

[@Zampan0]

Billy was just going through a phase, if he wasn't shot dead he could have run for governor later in his life, and won.

[@yeah9817]

Zampan0 is this a reference to the man who shot liberty valance

[@Zampan0]

@@yeah9817 I guess so.

[@ILikeToLaughAtYou]

Teddy He was the bravest of them all!

[@jacksonemory4358]

Good point, I would go as far as to say the current general "criminal" "wild west" establishment represent a clear decay from the the testicular fortitude /brass neck of the aforementioned ruling class of the "wild west" Sumarised as the current "criminals" are significantly less glorious but markedly more insidious and reptilian than the (ironically) more NOBLE predecessor s.

[@moisheshucklegruber2982]

He was gettin his life togetha. He was headin to church and applying to college, he was gonna be a doctor and such. He didn't do nothin to nobody nohow

[@sesfilmsllc]

I’m also kind of sad that you didn’t talk about the left handed myth. For many years people thought that billy the kid was left handed. That first picture was considered proof since his side arm was on his left hand side. This myth was so influential that there was a movie starring Paul Newman called “The Left Handed Gun”. However it wasn’t until the 1990’s when western historians noticed that the loading gate on the Winchester he was holding was also on the left hand side. The company never made any rifles with an ambidextrous loading gate. It turns out that the photo was a tin type and was reversed.

[@TESkyrimizer]

Damn boi you must have a PhD in Dark Souls lore analysis

[@myh0my]

Maybe he converted his Winchester and this is why he wanted in back so bad. :D

[@sesfilmsllc]

BottledBanana Nope I just love history.

[@m0zA2T]

well he didn't mention it because WHO GIVES A SHIT?

[@nathankammerer7926]

m0zA2T precisely

[@SgtRocko]

It's always hilarious to hear Billy with a Western (US) drawl in movies - all contemporary accounts say it was instantly obvious that he was from New York City. Since he was from the Bowery area when the "Bowery B'hoy" look/accent were at their height he would've sounded like Leo Gorcey in the old Bowery Boys movies.

[@charlesoconnell2970]

“Buckshot seen them and opened fire” Damn I guy nicknamed “Buckshot” initiated a gunfight? No way!?

[@ambrose788]

@@TheGoodCrusader Dick brewing got ended by a buckshot.

[@arcion504]

Is you do an Absolute Mad Lads about Pablo Escobar.

[@buckshot2280]

I always shoot first

[@andreaswehrmann365]

Hmmmm? I wonder what his favorite ammunition was?

[@como778]

I feel like sometimes these Mad Lads videos are the hidden gems of youtube. These never get old and i get excited everytime a new one appears on my feed. Thank you so much for your content Count Dankula.

[@2centsonpt]

I have even gone back to beginning to watcher them and they still entertain.

[@msstarlight4770]

@@2centsonpt yeah, me, too. Count Dankula is great to watch.

[@vakash]

I agree they are hidden gems

[@TheChugg11]

“In 1978 a man called Emille Fritz”...blimey, that photo would make you think it was a hundred years earlier!

[@On.Pestilent.Winds616]

1874***

[@gram.]

AHHHHH! HE SAID 1978 INSTEAD OF 1878!! NO WAAYYYYYY!! HAHAAA

[@brandyblalock4478]

"Billy the Kid and his Winchester rifle were going pop, pop, pop and making cowboys drop." Lol

[@kayleighbrown459]

If I can make a suggestion, look up a guy called Yukio Mishima. He was this Japanese author that after getting pissed off about the fact that Japan was veering away from tradition, built his own private army, which eventually lead to him holding the general of the Japanese army hostage in his own office and committing Seppuku to prove a point. This was in 1970.

[@realfinepork7308]

The og ambiguously bisexual fascist bodybuilder

[@nedisahonkey]

He was an author but definitely a mad lad

[@AEW86]

He wasn't a general and he formed a private militia. Calling it an army is too generous. But yes, he was a mad lad.

[@kayleighbrown459]

@@AEW86 Fair enough

[@hhdhpublic]

He wasnt a general, he wasnt ever in army either. Instead he was an author and arguably The greatest modern Japanese author whose Life was much More madladdy than his little militia thing. He was an extremely famous homosexual bodybuilder author obsessed with death WHO would openly write jos fantasies and such into his heavily autobiographical novels. Now, yes, he had a small private militia and made an "attempt" at a military coupe but this whole thing was More of an theatre ACT to facilate jos seppuku, not an actual attempt at a coup. What makes this Even Wilder IS The fact that all of this was on his novels from his first novel onwards. His first novel, confessions of a mask Tella a story of young homosexual in wwii era Japan WHO struggles with his sexuality and tries and fails at loving a woman all The whole being obsessed with these erotic fantasies of death and murder and torture and glorious death. And all that was from his own Life. Oh, and IT was published on 1949, at Time where homosexuality was completely taboo in Japan. And IT became a huge success despite its story and themes. Yukio mishima was truly a madlad but youre really, really short selling HIM and outright presenting completely false pictures of WHO he was.

[@lapinlogic6267]

He wasn't bad if he got fricking Deputised, he was literally trying to be upstanding

[@dadeee7776]

November Reign this lol you didn’t have to be an amazing person to get deupitized

[@ajeje1996]

@November Reign True, but he could've just as easily gone vigilante and shot the guy unlawfully. However, he did things by the book.

[@ajeje1996]

@Nighthawk What about it

[@superlazy3355]

@Nighthawk who doesn't?

[@cortex8239]

@Nighthawk Put heavy emphasis on "Heard"

[@justacatwalkingonakeyboard4454]

“This is like frontier land!” “Yeah, but you can get shot here ted”

[@phillydelphia8760]

Duude, you gotta have a poker face, like me... Wooah 3 aces!!

[@800beemer]

@@phillydelphia8760 Eights and aces are a problem.

[@domzilla4435]

"William was shortened to Billy" I would question it but he said it with such confidence

[@IGOTCHAGABAGOOL]

Ready for the “Black Bart” mad lads Literally the most chad pirate in recorded history

[@sheeshabambeesha7258]

Barti Ddu ☠️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

[@Krawberry]

Is that the pirate from Casa Bonita?

[@Deadlock239]

Never killed a man on a sunday. Sunday is for jesus

[@ranchurdhimster4955]

What about Black Bart from Blazing Saddles

[@whitemamba5914]

Who was the batshit insane Scotsman in the American revolution who was pirating everyone?

[@deffonotdio6751]

"this event was known as the Blackwater massacre" I swear I'm never going on another river boat in my life

[@alexhadwin8251]

Okay boah

[@FunkBastid]

You’re alright, boah

[@robertsmalls2293]

(Horse Noise) *OUTTA THE DAMN WAY!*

[@ErgortanguperPolice]

I assume that’s what the paramilitary group was named after?

[@that1electrician]

LENNNYYYY MUH BOAAAHHHH

[@shakyboi]

9:42 "In 1978 a man called Emile Fritz..." Damn that jump in time.

[@FourOf92000]

he does it again at 20:15

[@foxysideburns5741]

Shit confused the fuck out of me

[@audioaddict5279]

Looking at the guys photo, I can totally picture him riding a Harley around Oakland.

[@pfdrtom]

I didn't realize I was alive when all this happened!

[@studogable]

The governor who refused to pardon Billy the Kid is the same guy who wrote Ben Hur. He was also a Union Civil War general and was later ambassador to the Ottoman Empire. He's probably best known for being the scapegoat of Shiloh, though.

[@Miller_Time]

Imagine being 18 years old and having a 5 day gunfight. Then having the buildings set on fire and shot by cannons. I really think Billy just had no fear whatsoever

[@redpilled9450]

A true American badass. 👍

[@ellysium4629]

Jesse Evans: *kills and burns a guy* Billy, who was forced to watch: "Weird flex, but ok."

[@Akkad100]

It’s almost as if Billy the Kid never went after the real bad guys, “The House”.

[@hadenmontgomery5888]

"The House always wins in the End"

[@Usammityduzntafraidofanythin]

As bad ass as he was, some people are undefeatable. :shrug emoji:

[@MichaelB1666]

@@FXIIBeaver ya'll*

[@behindyou529]

damn he did the morrowind "insult people until they attack you so you can kill them without aggravating the guards" strat irl

[@seand.g423]

Wait, that was _actually a mechanic???_ Shit, and here I thought the Guards in _Skyrim_ were basically Falmer with a quarter-vocabulary between them...

[@rdrrr]

@@seand.g423 Yeah, Morrowind has a hidden NPC stat - "Fight". You can Admire, Intimidate, Bribe or Taunt NPCs. Taunting an NPC successfully raises their "Fight" - enough successes and they'll attack you and you can kill them in self-defense. Or, you know. You can just cast Frenzy on them. Mages just keep winning.

[@jkillyleagh953]

Subtitles be like "Beli the Kent" *APPLAUSE*

[@ThinWhiteAxe]

Read this just as I heard it, took me a minute to realize what he actually said

[@irishwolfhound1987]

Subtitles for Sue be like: ??????

[@ares5432]

every time he says posse its a different word like policy too

[@dreamsof3dspace555]

aye, belly the ked

[@sabersz]

KZbin hates Scottish people Fuckin racists!

[@arnljot9030]

Carried by the US army, what a useless sheriff.

[@beepboop1044]

Johansson A corrupt Bootlicking one, ofc he was useless.

[@marshalmarshall2109]

It was his 20 killstreak

[@Very_Angry_Citizen]

That Alex Jones choke hold at the end gets me every time. (Tear rolls down cheek).

[@williamjeffersonclinton69]

Alex has a decent RNC on Count Dankula too, yes it isn't locked where it should be but has good form with it, makes me think....Joe Rogan training?

[@billyjawonka1567]

Lol the best part of the video is when he said "all of you are pardoned EXCEPT THAT PRICK THAT WAS CAMPING WITH THE WINCHESTER!!!"

[@jaybee9269]

Dank, you said 1978 at least twice: “Welcome to the Billy the Kid disco!” 💃🏼 🕺🏻 (draws pistol) “Now, dance, muthafukas, dance!”

[@maxscardanelli6185]

Jay Bee I noticed that as well and was thinking the same thing! 😂👌🏻

[@shadowartist8892]

Its the accent

[@veikkalahtinen5721]

@@shadowartist8892 its clearly not lol

[@armintor2826]

Billy bell bottoms

[@cucumber623]

i thought the same but who cares, the video was informative and entertaining and thats what i was here for, not to wonder about a year being right, now wheres that disco ball

[@BadManBobs]

Prisoner: in jail Billy the kid: First time?

[@dannymckenzie8329]

Dankula: *thicc scottish accent* shimmy up a chimney Me: hey, that rhymed!

[@sumeahsking8019]

Am I the only one that hate this little kid "thicc" shit?

[@diggledoggle4192]

@@sumeahsking8019 No

[@formerctgovernordannelmall1452]

sumeahs king it’s not really a “little kid” thing. I mean, I see it used mostly by college students. It’s just slang. Why don’t you like it, because it’s overused, or just because the joke doesn’t really connect with you? (Not as in you don’t get it, just that you don’t find it funny)

[@asisin2]

sumeahs king you quite the thicci boi aint cha

[@sumeahsking8019]

@@formerctgovernordannelmall1452 What's funny about replacing a "k" with a "c"? Just dumb and when people start saying something because they think it makes them look cool, because they see other people do it, it's just weird. It's like saying "tubular dudee!!" 🤟🤟 In the 80's, if you're just adopting shit into your lexicon to try and fit in or seem cool I find you lame with no originality. It's like saying "bruh"..how many different forms of bro bra brah brewski ect before bruh isn't cool anymore and it's on to the next iteration because some shit rapper or w.e says it? It's like cray cray, thirsty, finna ect..just seems like dumb kids hear some rapper that's profiled by vice/noisey say it and then they start saying it like they're super cool guys! Not gay at all!

[@floridasam4587]

I could listen to this man 22 hrs a day just tell in stories!!! Hell he could describe paint drying and I'd be fuking enthralled! Idk why but Scotsmen are almost always fantastic story tellers. My father is the same way.

[@MGS25]

Everyone : Wow Billy was hard af Me: His nose piercing is on a lean

[@cuntpuncherino]

Like a big shiney booger... 😂

[@witchblades6979]

Enclave Soldier if you ever grab someones nose piercing i hope you get dropped

[@bigworm5024]

@Kyle Whitehead 😆

[@fungaleyes]

Septum piercings are always wonky, its a curse

[@mattbarnes3467]

Dick Brewer was from St. Albans, Vt. My state.

[@MrGoatflakes]

"Look up old boy and see what you get" xD what an absolute memelord xD

[@carlosfred8673]

A heartwarming film about father daughter relationships.

[@oz_jones]

@@carlosfred8673 what in tarnation

[@zer0deaths862]

@@oz_jones What in *tardation*

[@gantmj]

The $500 reward in 1879 is equivalent to almost $13,000 today.

[@cucumber623]

really? thats all he was worth to them, cheap mf's!

[@rawtrout007]

false lmao, actual inflation price would be $720 in 2020

[@mr.noonoo1003]

raw trout I mean, the economy just got fucked big time lol

[@comemyfanaticscom]

Gold was ~$19/ounce, it is currently ~$1900. So the reward was closer to $50,000.

[@shanelangford7788]

@@rawtrout007 nope. You can find out on the Internet by looking it up....that number that you put out there doesn't make any sense.

[@barkerm9]

I feel like the difficulties of today’s world stem from the fact that the wrong people are hellbent, and the right people just try to get along.

[@willnotquit]

Exactly

[@offenseliontv8803]

fun fact : the blackwater massacre is also an event that happened in the red dead universe

[@wizardking462]

can you build with mats in that game too

[@jihad5569]

ok

[@BigBeerus]

@@wizardking462 your not funny

[@wizardking462]

@@BigBeerus what?

[@BigBeerus]

@@wizardking462 if that was a serious question gtfo. Thats gay ass fortnite shit only

[@CLM357S]

There is an interesting anecdote about the shotgun he stole when escaping from the prison, apparently the shotgun was unloaded when he found it, and as it was a muzzle-loading shotgun, had to load the thing manually before firing it. He was unable to find any buckshot, so he used 13 dimes, (US $0.10 coins) for projectiles, and reportedly said after the fact that it was "The best dollar-thirty I ever spent."

[@differentlyabledmuslimjewi4475]

lol if true.

[@kungfreddie]

A muzzle loader in 1878? Maybe.. but I find it strange a gunfighter would use a muzzle loader. Brass casings became the standard after the civil war.

[@kungfreddie]

Billy said it in the movie anyways.. dont remember the context around loading with coins though

[@arcion504]

Is you do an Absolute Mad Lads about Pablo Escobar.

[@farmerboy9029]

@@kungfreddie could be that the shotgun was a pre civil war model

[@woodchuck003]

So Billy the kid was the first victim of the school-to-prison pipeline.

[@differentlyabledmuslimjewi4475]

he wasn't black, he was white, so he was an incel obviously.

[@Spartan322]

@@differentlyabledmuslimjewi4475 The incel that could actually take a hit.

[@arcion504]

Is you do an Absolute Mad Lads about Pablo Escobar.

[@roflchiefmcjoflchief1791]

Not the first... but one of the worst.

[@ITNOJ1]

Young guns and young guns 2 did quite a good job of telling the story of Billy the kid, I remember it being in when I was younger

[@metalspoon69]

He fled to argentina and is still alive, he lives next to adolf

[@AlibifortheAfterlife]

"In July of 1978..." Damn, never knew the wild west was that recent.

[@riro1607]

I thought i heard it wrong. I mean im sure they were wearing chaps and not bellbottoms. 😁

[@man_without_fear6518]

@@riro1607 happened a few times

[@ChoseDeath]

I wish... Anyone wanna bring it back?

[@MasiMojoda]

@@ChoseDeath I mean, there's currently a boogaloo (dick) brewing in Virginia.

[@agonycity1754]

What, you didn't know about all those western disco shootouts?

[@bshinn4884]

Ah. The old west. A lot of criminals hung out in the area I live due to it being indian territory and all at the time. And Billy wasn't so much an outlaw as a man in a hard spot, all the time, for most of his life

[@keetonpark]

You in Hico? I'm in Granbury

[@vincentweatherall8532]

You in Mumbai bro?!

[@satireisnotdead5804]

Tbf those are often the ideal conditions to breed outlaws

[@malignant_rumor]

I was not prepared for the absolute badassness when he said their posse was called "The Regulators". That's like Judge Dredd, but these guys actually fuckin existed!

[@issaknive1526]

Everybody: Murdered Count Dankula: Mulduld

[@spectral_force5097]

Billy literally pulled a Morrowind-style taunt on Joe Grant. Madlad.

[@1985lsf]

Billy's life is proof that a small fella can be the bigger man.

[@skyler1850]

Short people got all the anger issues

[@BigBWolf90]

Ironically the shotgun was actually Bob's & the other thing Billy was reported to say was "Hello Bob!" before filling Bob with buckshot

[@Supreme-Emperor-Mittens]

Anytime I hear the words ... *RAID SHADOW LEGENDS* *I burst out laughing.* These developers have successfully turned their game into a meme - lol

[@jordythebassist]

Is that the explanation for the "It's your boy, Raid Shadow Legends" thing? I've seen Dank say it twice now and also heard shoe on head say it while advertising the game as well. (I'm not a gamer so if it's origin is in gaming culture then I've got no idea)

[@Supreme-Emperor-Mittens]

@@jordythebassist Yes, that's the reason why Dank said that. The Raid Shadow Legends Marketing Team have thrown their game everywhere - to the point now that its a joke whenever you hear that game.

[@maxdoesnothing1834]

SUPREME EMPEROR MITTENS its sort of similair to TheLegend27 meme from a few years back

[@BaBaBaBenny]

SUPREME EMPEROR MITTENS True, but we’ve gotta be thankful cos they’re one of the few sponsors on youtube who support people like Dank, Johntron, Chris RG, Michael Rowlands etc. and allow them to make whatever they want content wise, unless they’d be trying their best not to swear and tailoring their content to keep adsense happy.

[@Supreme-Emperor-Mittens]

@@BaBaBaBenny Yes I am indeed thankful - but its still hilarious, especially when Dank says "It's ya boi Raid Shadow Legends".

[@rickyblitz9679]

“ Billy found a hatchet in the court house” ah yes, the typical place to find a hatchet

[@TheFeralcatz]

I thought that too. I assume that there probably weren’t many buildings out in the American west that didn’t have hatchets in them. They probably used it to chop up firewood.

[@eddiebruv]

Jacob symons Didn’t they have them in case of fires? For chopping open doors or whatever?

[@centipede167]

And the Giant Egg?

[@rickyblitz9679]

eddiebruv I didn’t know they had a good concept of fire safety in those days tbh

[@rickyblitz9679]

TheFeralcatz good shout, maybe that’s why

[@mr.gunzaku437]

It just sucks that the cattle barons never got a lead lunch themselves.

[@srai5333]

the story of him and bounty hunter at the bar is just amazing this mans was galaxy brain genius

[@alexanderstuart7801]

Count Dankula is now my favorite historian. The historian, Count Dankula.

[@ChoseDeath]

I'm just saying, if he wrote a book I'd buy the first addition

[@MasiMojoda]

He started as a political geographer.

[@proudtexan7226]

“All of you are are pardoned except that prick who was camping with a Winchester” best quote from the video by far

[@bathshebahubber614]

FoF server admins in a nutshell

[@Alpenflage-Enjoyer]

Dav0d Magnum *Pass th’ whiskey.*

[@bathshebahubber614]

@@Alpenflage-Enjoyer*draws coach gun and passes two cartridges worth of buckshot instead*

[@thefinestgames]

No

[@cartoondog800]

Some mad lads I would love to see covered in future episodes: -Richard Williams (the animator) -Varg Vikernes/the Norwegian black metal scene -Steve Irwin -Christopher Lee -Robert Crumb

[@Darth.Fluffy]

Christopher Lee WAS a genuine badass.

[@yosefvonhansom2921]

Darth Fluffy indeed from Dracula to a pagan cult leader to a Bond villain and concluded by being a Sith lord

[@sweetpotatofries99]

@@yosefvonhansom2921 and he released a metal album!

[@fenriz218]

Want the short version? Richard Williams: "I don't even know who this is". Varg Vikernes: "Stabbed a fellow musician for no good reason, went away for a long time, then got his youtube channel deleted and was eventually shot by hunters, who mistook him for a bear. (And his kids grew up to become morons. Watch more pr0n!)" Steve Irwin: "Handled all sorts of poisonous and dangerous critters for TV-fame.. and was stung by a stingray. What an idiot." Christopher Lee: "One of the finest actors of his generation and a screen legend... to bad we'll never find out about his alleged time as a mad lad..." Robert Crumb: "Drew comics. If his parents hadn't been into amphetamine so much, it would have been a lot better for him. And his two psychotic brothers..." End of story.

[@cameronkoontz6393]

There needs to be one on Orson Welles

[@luckyduckydrivingschool3615]

Holy Moly, what a story! I thought for sure it was all going to be over after The Lincoln County War, but this guy just keeps on truckin' through outlaws, sheriffs, and bounty-hunters like an unregistered high-power assault weapon through butter!

[@mitch7890]

I'd love to see a Mad Lads on Ned Kelly, arguably Australia's most notorious outlaw!

[@greenmountainhistory7335]

Planxtie if only he’d remembered leg armor

[@greenmountainhistory7335]

Justin Last the difference is he committed crimes in Australia Vs. committing crimes then being sent to Australia

[@sunnyjim1355]

@Kekree Wilson Because every criminal sent to Australia never commited a crime ever again, 'onest guv. 🤦‍♂️

[@lewisw3436]

@@ponponpattapon pull out the old gato and rip a fatty for old mate ned

[@liamwixw]

Planxtie was about to comment this myself 👏🏼

[@captainjackloco]

Lesson learned, don't trust the governor's word.

[@oz_jones]

The government isn't your friend. No step on snek

[@steffanwamsley7575]

@@oz_jones Virginia

[@scitechian]

Especially when he's not elected and instead appointed by President Rutherford B. Hayes.

[@watchinglearner]

I know, right? What an absolute scumbag.

[@JSchaffer214]

"Mother, should I trust the Government?" - Pink Floyd "NO!" - Me

[@bobafett407]

if ubisoft made rdr2, billy the kid would have been a girl pretending to be a boy

[@unocualqu1era]

Hmmm... I wonder what would Dick Brewer do in Ubisoft's RDR2, considering Alkibiades in AC Odyssey was an insufferable f****t who constantly hit on the protagonist.

[@BeinIan]

Wilhelmina the Child

[@christopherconard2831]

But only robbed banks that supported anti LGBTQLMNOP legislation.

[@reee2589]

The only time they could truly cage him was when he was dead. Deep

[@bamboozlednoodle6513]

Mad Lads I would like to see: Audie Murphy Joseph Beyrle Daniel Inouye Blackbeard Genghis Khan Ned Kelly Michael Wittmann Ching Shih Aleksandra Samusenko

[@nevoth815]

Josh Van Aken what about Alvin York.

[@sirslam2414]

Desmond Doss.

[@krispinwah2784]

Both Audie Murphy and Alvin York have songs about them made by Sabaton! Crosses grow on Anzio, Where no soldiers sleep and where hell six feet deep! That death does wait There's no debate! So charge and attack!. Going to hell and back!

[@worldweeklynewz5818]

What about Charles Manson?

[@tikkabrno]

I wouldn't bother with Ned Kelly. Seriously. Don't believe the Victorian yocals hype.

[@thecollierreport]

I've been to Lincoln County, it's still wild west.

[@antonaargh1268]

26:00 "... slipped through and escaped the prison" ffs. At this point his balls have to get stuck between bars.

[@Caercutta30]

Lmfao

[@ziahamm1603]

I remember in Young Guns 2 when he shot Bob Ollinger....'Hello Bob!!' Shoots him 'Goodbye Bob!! Best $1.80 I ever spent!!' 😂😂

[@Dead_Oasis]

Every youtuber: "RAID SHADOW LEGENDS" Me: 10 Seconds >>> (x6)

[@ihavenoson3384]

Yeah. Dank no longer does the character tit jokes, no entertainment value in the shills.

[@oooooo6308]

I Have No Son it’s. Called paying the bills you bum just skip a couple seconds til the ad ends

[@jacobhu4431]

Ooo Oooo Yeah yeah, except there’s sponsors that actually provide something other that p2w, lootboxes, etc.

[@oooooo6308]

Jacob hu no one is forcing you to go play the game it’s as simple as skipping a few seconds and that’s it

[@jacobhu4431]

Ooo Oooo Yeah, But some people are vurnerable to gambling, wich is why i think dank promoting this shitstain is Highly immoral.

[@oN3xShOtxkilL]

Next Madlad: Richard “The Iceman” Kuklinski

[@AtticusTheDeathMetaller]

I would indeed say Roy Benavidez....

[@lollmemmSm0keweed]

Trying to tell his tail would be like explaining 9/11.

[@BukeChinaski]

Yes to that!

[@lordsoupsoup7321]

Marcus Sewell holy shit, yes.

[@freeecountryy]

Most of his story is told by him and can't be verified, and as the man is a compulsive liar, are mostly lies. Makes a good movie, but he was laughably full of shit.

[@tehArgento]

"It's yall boy, Raid shadow legends!" Me: *raging in fear*

[@t4rv0r60]

dank looks so stoned while making this ad xD

[@lycanhussar]

I bet hes not even sponsored anymore. He just goes with the meme

[@markserv9434]

It pays the electric son!

[@jonas-yg1gj]

have any of you actually bothered to check it out

[@dogvtf]

@@jonas-yg1gj its dog shit dude pay to win dog shit, have you seen the mobile game market.

[@1millsubscribersnovideos172]

20:16 he says "in July of 1978" lol daaamn Billy was old af then 😂😂😂

[@Mac-po1sr]

Little known fact governor Wallace was also the author of the novel "Ben-Hur". Which later was made in to a movie of the same name. That went on to become the highest-grossing film of 1959 and won a record eleven Academy Awards, including Best Picture

[@Thunderchicken69]

Yep

[@spagandhi]

“Sheriff Garret brought the prisoners to Las Vegas” Imagine being taken to Vegas against your will

[@katnerd-Glen]

Vegas was a tiny spot of nothing in a wasteland back then. Imagine Goodsprings from Fallout: New Vegas, but smaller. It didn't become what it is today until organized crime figures essentially created it to run gambling so they'd have a place to launder money in the mid 20th century.

[@domino52o26]

Leave on vacation..

[@Darth.Fluffy]

Las Vegas New Mexico...not Las Vegas Nevada.

[@Saint_nobody]

Tbh, the local jailhouse is located on the street, las Vegas

[@aleksandarmaksic5040]

And than beeing prostituted instead of prosecuted

[@smergthedargon8974]

9:43 "1978" Can't trust those time-travelers.

[@kylereece5511]

“Pop pop pop, making Cowboys drop” is my new favorite quote.