Absolute Mad Lads - The Mad Dog, Xu Xiaodong

[@CountDankula]

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[@williamneville-jones2644]

Count Dankula nah

[@phoenixslayer6067]

Nope

[@trentconner2598]

shut up and kiss me

[@HGAMES69]

War Robots is the new RAID Shadow Legends lmao

[@officialinsideman9834]

I’m glad you’re alive I love you so much

[@ΓιάννηςΝικολάου-η5ω]

"He could not buy airplane tickets" As if there is a plane that can lift this man and his titanic balls from the ground.

[@hewhobattles8869]

LOL. Good one!

[@Xplora213]

🎱 🎱 ⛓

[@stigmastorm5204]

They'd probably stop him from trying to smuggle deadly weapons in his underwear...

[@Eye_Of_Odin978]

@@stigmastorm5204 "Sir, what is this huge bulge in your shorts? Is this a bomb?" "Uh no, but if you're gonna keep rubbing, can you at least work the shaft?"

[@theemperor1782]

​@@Eye_Of_Odin978lmao

[@raptorbadger3131]

"He's still based in China" He's definitely based, that's for sure.

[@full8127]

Based Dong

[@baezlumeh379]

He should dip that country

[@raptorbadger3131]

@@baezlumeh379 I'm sure he loves his home and his family so leaving would probably be just as hard for him. It's a travesty how people have to live in fear for speaking the truth. You can say what you will about the US, but at least you have the option to speak your mind freely. Whether or not your peers will chastise you is a different thing altogether.

[@ellis7622]

based on what?

[@realerdealers1924]

ELL IS Deez nuts

[@saintanic4865]

There's a rematch between Lei Lei and Xu scheduled for 2021. Lei Lei insisted that the fight takes place in brazil. When Xu asked why he wants to fight in Brazil, Lei Lei responded by saying something to the effect of "Because I wont be arrested when I kill you in the ring." To which Xu replied "Okay, we'll fight in Brazil."

[@Sealdeam]

Hope he uses the chance to defect but his actions seem to show that he is willing to see this to the end which more than likely will be a no good one for him , he does not need to become a martyr he has done enough.

[@bombardier6033]

come brasil kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[@Dobolob576445678]

Hopefully he takes the chance to just not get back on the plane home. Maybe brings his family with him to 'watch the fight' or something.

[@aw2584]

FINALLY AFTER ALL THESE YEARS FINALLY SOMEONE WILL COME TO BRAZIL COME TO BRAZIL 2021

[@ishakpokrajac5612]

Oh boy, that guy is going to regret it so much

[@tangysweat97]

The Taichi master was pretty powerful, his hidden technique decimated his opponents Social credit score.

[@olamideifarajimi3292]

Hidden Technique: Political Influence; Social Credit Chi Strike of Decimation. Description: Bypasses all physical, spiritually, mental and energy defenses and lands a blow on the opponent's social credit score, decimating the opponent. The more rich and powerful people respect you the greater the effect. Only works in communist nations and on their citizens.

[@nicholasbennett7367]

🤣

[@DopaminedotSeek3rcolonthree]

Never underestimate the long-term play!

[@danielescobar7618]

You got me laughing man

[@tangysweat97]

@@danielescobar7618 gladXD

[@mongoose621]

Reporter: "How long did it take you to come to your decision about the fight?" Judge: "Really quickly. About 9pm last night when the CCP put my wife and kids in the back of a van and drove off to an undisclosed location. I hope they're ok."

[@HaloWolf102]

Ah, I didn't think about this, I apologize for being a moron. Thanks for enlightening me.

[@lewtipo2461]

@mech what ?

[@marneuscalgar001]

I dont think its a coincidence that /r/martialarts on chinese owned reddit banned criticism is traditional martial arts over MMA a few hours after this video went up.

[@IratePuffin]

Jerkson Assmussen and I’m sure you’re a big Internet tough guy who’d say what you wanted knowing your entire life and family... everything you know... would be destroyed. Sure.

[@combativeThinker]

Irate Puffin I would rather me and my entire family die than become less than human in order to save ourselves.

[@duceawj5009]

"Stop a heart with one finger" Its called a gun

[@goshawk4340]

I like to call it gun po.

[@t.c.7838]

Finger poke of doom.

[@williamkarlsson785]

There is a man who can penetrate a coconut with his finger so maybe. but not many

[@widdershins1796]

Any gang banger wanna be can pop someone, the Old wushu masters knew the pressure points and took actual skill.

[@pants15]

It's also called a surprise prostate check..... KANCHO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@curts7801]

Xu Xiaodong looks like an actual warlord from Chinese antiquity. He would command his legions to go forth, leaving the mightiest foes for himself to cut down.

[@teddnaing6851]

Ain't that right? Give him a pole-arm and make him ride a horse . Dude will look like he came straight out of dinesty warrior..

[@kishinasura1989]

I'm gonna use this for D&D cause that's to good to pass up

[@db4552]

Dude sooo good

[@marsryo6569]

@@teddnaing6851 I suddenly remembered Xu Chu from Dynasty warrior, actually the TV adaptation of Three Kingdoms he could probably fill in the part for Xu Chu himself too

[@pikminman13]

Mad Lads are more legendary when they're going against the Chinese government.

[@nocturnal0072]

Any government, if we take killdozer into account.

[@El_Flacko_Feo]

Nocturnal 007 all governments corrupt and stupid you just gotta pick the one you can handle

[@nocturnal0072]

@@El_Flacko_Feo You mad?

[@El_Flacko_Feo]

Nocturnal 007 nah it’s just true all governments in all countries are corrupt or have done some shady shit

[@nocturnal0072]

@@El_Flacko_Feo 🤝

[@b-rad5855]

He cries like a man. A man that lost his school and believes 100% in his beliefs.

[@MediocreTCG]

Fr. Usually men ugly cry and it makes me uneasy, but I felt that shit.

[@mikeybreakz6292]

them taking the thing he loved most was the worst thing they could do to him and erasing his life and love

[@mcglubbinfishworth3370]

Mad dog literally did a Falcon Knee on stage for a stylish finish.

[@technicallygood4620]

Literally my first thought. He's fast like CF too

[@logonontrily4161]

"Did he just walk up, slowly, and falcon knee?"

[@rainbowfury1019]

Knee of Justice!!!

[@anna-marieoconnor4795]

That matey took it though..I would've been killed from that knee

[@gmanawesome5773]

I DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING

[@hattorihanzo2705]

This poor guy got absolutely shafted for pointing out all the fake bullshit in martial arts. And as a practitioner and a lover of the arts, I completely respect the man and his aim.

[@salochinkirilovichrenkleov2991]

The test of any method is... in combat.

[@causticwit2286]

The government made him paint his face like a “clown”. He didn’t do it of his own volition.

[@TheBcoolGuy]

struggle session

[@america8706]

Imagine getting your ass handed to you by a clown. Terrifying.

[@kisamehoshigaki09]

He did do it of his own accord in order to get past government censoring of his face via facial recognition on the internet. He wanted people to watch him expose frauds live on the internet uninhibited.

[@seafoam6119]

Clowns are frightening.

[@jonathanwells223]

Sea Foam you’re weird

[@COD4JESSE]

This man is a renegade. A true warrior in, and outside the ring.

[@domobrien4575]

And Xu Xioadong was a badass too

[@AgxntAqua]

@Kunth Sanshou, not wushu. Its not the same thing. And he's actually exposing them for being frauds. Nothing wrong with claiming what you teach works if you can back it up.

[@AgxntAqua]

@Kunth My guy, Google it. Common usage is that Wushu means Chinese Kung Fu. Sanshou is almost universally referred to as a form of boxing/kickboxing. And again, you have yet to give a reason why promoting your martial art is inherently bad and that he is no different than the frauds he is exposing.

[@jsadecki1]

Xu is good too ;)

[@judethenekogamer3651]

@@AgxntAqua i think you killed him my guy

[@erikskole7669]

It's a shame his whole life was destroyed by his crusade. But through all of it he sticks to his belief, and continues to fight. The world needs more men like him.

[@WHOARETHEPATRIOTS475]

it's not that more lads need to be like him, but everyone must learn how to be like Xu

[@angeloparavella3017]

to be fair he's right, nothing wrong in that,plus he smears the ccp

[@jater10]

Not the hero we need but the hero we deserve.

[@rebeccaconlon9743]

Whats more dangerous is a man with nothing left to lose

[@drwombat]

Same thing happened to Bruce lee, Bruce Lee just happened to be lucky that by the time his crusade got large enough for the status quo to take notice and attempt to destroy his life/career he was already in the USA though that didn't stop the Kung Fu masters from sending their little sentinels out to try and intimidate/kill Bruce Lee out in california

[@MaximusDowns]

Fun fact, "Kung Fu" actually translates roughly to "Something that takes a long time to master", so really anything that requires great dedication can be seen as Kung Fu, even Xu Xiaodong's MMA.

[@epicfights7898]

EXACTLY! I usually see most ppl refer to "Kung Fu" as a definition to some fighting style, but I loved the philosophical umbrella term definition of it better. It's simply defined as a general thing, the "Excellence of Self" so everything is "Kung Fu" and everything you hone and constantly try to improve yourself on is "Kung Fu".

[@John.McMillan]

My wank style is Kung Fu. Good to know.

[@MaximusDowns]

@@John.McMillan LOL, well done sir, I doff my cap to your comment

[@kishinasura1989]

​​@@John.McMillan I spit my drank out of my nose you made me laugh so hard😂

[@owen5640]

This man is the modern day Ronin. Disowned by his school, then he travels around defeating the masters of other schools

[@DieFlabbergast]

Except that they're not real masters: Count Dankula himself could have defeated these frauds. Xu Xiaodong is more like one of these guys who dedicate their lives to exposing fakery in "mediums" and other such spiritualist nonsense. These guys were all Uri Geller lookalikes, without the spoons!

[@maverick9275]

@@DieFlabbergast yeah but do mediums throw fists though.

[@DieFlabbergast]

@@maverick9275 No, but neither do these "masters." I'm 70 years old and I could have dodged their "blows." There are real martial arts practitioners in China: Xu Xiaodong was not calling THEM out, just these snake-oil merchants.

[@NoobsDeSroobs]

Wtong country, but sure.

[@hunpo1]

I'd call him a modern-day Musashi, who did much the same thing.

[@toolworks]

It was a bit of an own goal when they called him "mad dog" and made him paint his face like a clown, and lowered his credit score but still let him fight the masters. What were they expecting? Now their highly esteemed, supposedly virtuous masters got absolutely battered by a vagabond dog in clown makeup. It only hurts their image more.

[@lukaskolisek2208]

Communists are well known for shooting themselves in the foot, not thinking.

[@samuraijackoff5354]

They were probably expecting him to fail eventually.

[@MichaelDavis-mk4me]

Sorry, but mad dog really sounds like a cool gangster name. Of course it wasn't going to bother Xu.

[@trysten9198]

Micheal Davis honestly when I hear Mad Dog I can only think of The Mad Dog Of Shinano Goro Majima from Yakuza

[@MichaelDavis-mk4me]

@@trysten9198 I can't because I never played the game.

[@deandreusarmy]

"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth." Mike Tyson

[@full8127]

"Everybody hath a plan until they get punthed in the mouthth"

[@dudebruh8534]

Correction "Everybody has a plan until a Chinese man in clown makeup jumps midair and smashes his knee in your mouth.''

[@the-engneer]

@@full8127 say that to Tyson yourself haha

[@JTViper]

@@the-engneer I've seen him on "Comedy Central's Roasts of..." before and he's pretty great about the lithp jokes :P

[@jakenapier6925]

@@full8127 lmfao

[@justas423]

You can see in his fights that Xu Xiaodong doesn't just immediately rush in and pulverize his opponents. He's treating his fights like actual fights, where you can't blindly rush in without first scoping out openings.

[@ich3730]

thats such a respect on display. He didnt go at them thinking "omegalul, lets beat up the fraud". He actually gave them the chance to prove him wrong

[@PiousMoltar]

"The Chinese government who saw it as an attack on Chinese culture" As if the Chinese government isn't themselves an attack on Chinese culture lmao

[@stcredzero]

Authoritarians do not care about the truth, or principles. They care only about the narrative, because at bottom, they only care about power. "Do not go by what your eyes see. Listen to what the authorities tell you."

[@rackhuff928]

Kung fu origins credit is due to India my friend. Jai Hind!

[@ianmaluk1]

I'm just sitting here thinking, "What culture? The one that's been dead since 1949 or the pathetic rotting excuse of a corpse stung up by Commie China?"

[@Cunnysmythe]

Exactly, Kung Fu was banned during the cultural revolution; they had to teach in secret in back gardens and such

[@GGallade]

You can thank Mao for that one.

[@hellishhybrid1839]

"I don't care if it's been 700 years, give us our cow back!" Well spoken, lad.

[@HiddenRealm]

thought he said coat tbh.

[@haoyuanjin8280]

Feinting

[@alextherussian7366]

Well give the fucking cow back then

[@whoooshifg5830]

Wait he said cow? Didnt he said coal?

[@raiyanahmed8427]

i cant write anything on xu xiaodong s comment

[@Sad-is-dick]

Im scared for Xu i hope he doesn’t get sent to some ”training camp”

[@colejames423]

Excuse me, they’re called “education” camps. I’ve heard they’re wonderful.

[@CigsInABlanket]

Pretty sure he committed "suicide".

[@alexandercarder2281]

He’d beat all those silly Guards to a pulp and walk out with an army of prisoners and KICK MORE ASS

[@colejames423]

Alexander Carder - bullets > mma. Sorry

[@akiyamato3299]

What Xu did can easily inspire a large number of people in person, and the camp is full of appressed Uighur.

[@darkalpha50]

So they literally tried to plug their ears and ignore this guy calling out fake martial arts, how fragile is their ego lol

[@catsinflames4598]

About as fragile as most shit made in China

[@wadeschalk4599]

This is why I’m never worried about a Chinese invasion. Buncha LARPers.

[@photographymatt]

fragile ego is a massive issue in the uk martial arts world too.

[@photographymatt]

@Seven V The reasoning behind the actions of the Chinese gov and martial artists are different. The martial artists are about money, if everyone thinks you are the best...they will train under you. The gov, its about optics. Chinese is best!...basically..

[@uncannysnake]

It is really interesting how that mirrors the lefties we have here in terms of living in a fantasy world of grandeur

[@Moving_Target65]

The story of Xu Xiaodong should be used as an example of being an "agent of change," it is very difficult for people to change. Especially old men, who are set in their ways, who have dedicated much of their lives training their particular martial arts. After all old habits die hard and egos bruise easily until they are humbled and they must be eager to learn. Fortunately, the head master of the karate dojo where I trained, encouraged me to learn another martial art after I earned my 1st degree black belt. I signed up in a mixed martial arts gym where my senpai said not to go because he said, "it is filled with killers." I knew that I had to go and check it out, and it has been one year since I first walked through the front door and I am still training there.

[@mike-oxmol]

Wtf "it's filled with killers" would be a great advertising point for a fighting gym

[@CJ2808]

​@@mike-oxmol"wait wait, those people can actually fight effectively, dont do that"

[@imaysin97]

Really happy to see you covering this guy and his struggles for truth.

[@anon7596]

It really is an amazing story

[@TheKing60210]

I heard about him but I've never read his story

[@drumboarder1]

I fucking hope he leaves China at some point.. Dude's a legend and I don't want him to disappear

[@paweandonisgawralidisdobrz2522]

Been following this story for years

[@paweandonisgawralidisdobrz2522]

@Anthony vaan Lecter isnt he prohibited from plane flights?

[@belinskiparadox7687]

"So why did you call the match a draw" "He didn't lose a much as the last guy"

[@folou9199]

I mean, tbh, I'm sure that even the chinese people damn right knew they could never trust a fight to be ruled fairly after that was televised. The judge was just trying to not get, uh, "isolated in quarantine"

[@erikho6936]

Idk man, his kinda sus

[@CHURCHISAWESUM]

"He didn't get his ass kicked quite as bad, that makes it a draw right? Idk I lose my expertise when the CCP starts stalking me."

[@hariman7727]

Oh oh! I can translate: "I wish to not be the next example to others, and for both my family and I to eat."

[@joonefps]

The fact Xu HIMSELF commented saying that "I really appreciate all your support! Believe me that most of the Chinese are very nice. Please keep putting your trust in my people. We are all good people! We could all be friends!" shows how modest and humble this man is.

[@budgetcommander4849]

He's a goddamn treasure.

[@gameguild2396]

Thank goodness he said the people and not the government, couldn’t stand this guy being censored by those money cucks that call themselves “officials”

[@kosmaspiratos6583]

Mad RESPECT 🙏🏻🇨🇦

[@PALACIO254]

I think most countries are like this it's just the folks in charge are a den of rats

[@stedmanwheless5372]

Yeah, 99% of people who hate China hate the horrific government, not Chinese people.

[@C4ndleJ4ck]

I swear the Chinese are the worlds most aggressive fanboys.

[@glazeuniversagladis2499]

Feels like the shitty fandoms of shows like dragon ball z or Rick and morty.

[@saiku9081]

@@glazeuniversagladis2499 eew

[@hellishhybrid1839]

They're like k-pop fans on steroids.

[@rogercheetoofficial]

I love how he's simultaneously a hero and the equivalent of a pro wrestling heel

[@nocturnal0072]

Rick Flare: Am I a joke to you?

[@georgebaynard4096]

Nocturnal 007 Ric

[@nocturnal0072]

@@georgebaynard4096 I just double checked, you are correct. Ric Flair

[@shuhanchowdhury6746]

Very true, he did a interview with i believe american journalists and he just helped him self to the camera crews packed lunch. 😆

[@dememeitized8048]

Citizen: I would like to voice my opinion Chinese government: we don't do that here

[@widdershins1796]

SURE thing bud your opinion is CCP IS NUMBER ONE. And I'm super safe and don't have any reason to worry" That's your Opinion! Exactly....you're a Communist now! We're all the same! Super...super happy! And not threatening you HUH?! Hmmm?

[@dememeitized8048]

Hey buddy, I'm shit posting. U watching count dankula and getting effended by a comment. Chill

[@pedrofreitas4262]

@@dememeitized8048 hes shitposting too, see his other comments.

[@msstarlight4770]

SO VERY FUNNY!!! 👏👏👏👏👏😂👍👍

[@BirdDawg1]

Glad this came back through my feed. This man needs support. 1000s of years of dancers claiming they can fight, and he is putting an end to it right in front of our eyes!!! Single handedly! Incredible.

[@WallNutBreaker524]

Well said calling these Fake Martial Artists "Dancers". 😂

[@pwenkojammy2894]

"Layers" = The ref was thinking "Am I really gunna say he won and have my family murdered? Is it worth? Nah"

[@TheMadScientistOfLuton]

"Felt like a draw" "But he lost consciousness in the ring. He's in hospital right now in a medically induced coma." "Meh... still felt like a draw"

[@marsfridge]

translation: "If I say it's not a draw I will have my life utterly fucked." I feel like getting to see the fight is good enough, people can draw their own conclusions. Expecting the judge to put his neck under the chopping block though is a bit too much if you ask me.

[@hakin8026]

Thee just a scratch

[@hakin8026]

Just a flesh wound

[@dcc1405]

" opponent is dead " But it is still draw.😅

[@lardlover3730]

@@hakin8026 lol

[@Aethgeir]

Xu Xiaodong is a living legend. He's honest, humble, absolutely courageous and completely uncompromising in his principles. He's the very definition of the hero archetype. If he carries on like this, they'll make statues of him one day.

[@jgw9990]

Or he'll be disappeared by the government

[@AeneasGemini]

I don't think he's very humble, a humble man would've just let these liars and frauds continue, humility is often a negative. I agree with the rest though

[@J-BiRTH]

@@AeneasGemini I think you're confusing humility with meekness.

[@BigPuddin]

@@AeneasGemini You're conflicting the definition of "humility" with "being a timorous doormat." Humility is a good thing.

[@vidard9863]

Don't know about humble. There was some preening after that first fight, and the second, and probably most of his fights. He also doesn't seem to have reacted to victory with humility. A humble man would probably have given us some great lines about how he figured that the other master had a bad day and offer a second fight, or perhaps the master was to old, but could provide a younger opponent. I don't speak Chinese so I don't know about the call outs, but it doesn't sound like he was humble in his calling people frauds. Not really saying that he should have been humble or that humble is good or bad, just that he probably isn't humble.

[@cuconatparfour665]

Fun fact: The blue and white paint in Xu's face actually means "Being a fool or being a coward" in Chinese culture and beliefs

[@juliusmoe-nstar8942]

So a so-called coward/fool was kicking kung-fu masters asses??? They went from master fighters to master punching bags. Well i support the Mad Dog all the way.

[@ne0nmancer]

It also has a another purpose, as the colorful angular lines painted on his face are useful to stop AI facial recognition from automatically blocking his videos from social media.

[@Mewdo45]

The irony

[@elzar5987]

"they can kill you without even touching you" about time the monks started using guns over pretty dances

[@roguewasbanned4746]

The “monks” or “esteemed religious scholars” have long adopted Russian steel into their martial arts in the Middle East

[@theduck1972]

It's that Bureaucrats death touch... with an ink pen...

[@aussiepuppet5250]

@@roguewasbanned4746 BRuh

[@mirakhalifa8704]

_"This... is my inner piece."_ *GUNSHOT*

[@Divinemakyr]

@@eurofox994 Sure, buddy.

[@thewatcher2305]

“The fight was a draw because he didn’t lose as badly as the other guy” “So you just said you think he won?” “No it was a draw”

[@pubfries5562]

He probably just didn't want to bring down the wrath of the government

[@simon123222]

this but to the patrick and man ray meme

[@kffire12]

"He probably just slipped"

[@thewatcher2305]

The Crude Dude yes holy shit that was exactly what I was thinking!

[@jaffarebellion292]

It's about as much of a draw as the Black Knight from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

[@method0123]

The Chinese government has a vested interest in people not learning how to fight well. That's why they don't like MMA.

[@afuzzycreature8387]

they don't want truths that can be established outside of the party apparatus

[@INK-MONO]

Despite this there’s still some killers coming in from China. Zhang Weihli aye everyone and Song Yadong is still undefeated

[@tictacterminator]

@From the Soil I hope China is scared of points Because I'm more of a pull guard and sweep kinda guy

[@Shamrock627]

@From the Soil yea, nukes are a great way to stop a rebellion in your own country. i wonder why no one has thought of this sooner. someone get this man an interview with the department of defense, we got a tactical genius here.

@From the Soil Ah, it's more the threat that they'll cripple their own cities.

[@elgappa8693]

​Damn...hope his story ends with him challenging Xi Jinping to Mortal Kombat over who rules China

[@amb600cd0]

How will they film the live action winnie the pooh reboot then

[@stephenmiller2544]

it would just be him fighting Cyrax and Sector over and over again. I bet he would still kick their ass though.

[@bobbythotimus1184]

I wanna see his arcade ending

[@acidz0043]

“it shall be decided!!!”

[@enriquejoseantequerasanche6180]

Funny because Mortal Kombat is known for its cheap, not-cheating-only-because-its-the-machine bosses.... Just like the Chinese political party

[@harveyholmes9533]

“In a proper venue, this was a professional fight” *cut to man being thrown into a pillar*

[@remythedude4758]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@remythedude4758]

😂😂😂😂😂 thanos vs the Hulk

[@heinrichpeters5790]

thought the same thing hahaha

[@jakobbryant9423]

At 17:07 he was about to kick him while he was down ref saved that mans life

[@TheKorfish]

For those wondering about Chen quishi (xus friend) he was finally released in September of last year.

[@gordoncrawford6300]

Since everyone else is nominating people, I nominate Lemmy for madlad.

[@brantleyhester6641]

Lemmy is God

[@michaeltrosch6475]

This needs to happen!

[@hpdynasty1736]

AGREED!

[@Raygun222]

God of rock 'n roll, pioneer and huge influencer of speed metal.

[@alanlashbrook6442]

Why?

[@brendanb2982]

>Preferred physical combat over mystical bullshit >Annihilated the cockiest martial artists who were supposedly " gifted " >constantly put down for trivial things and for actually proving a point Xu Xiaodong is the real life Rock Lee.

[@someguy4405]

Gifted is a stretch for that Tai Chi guy.

[@MrNajibrazak]

if they can do this to their own, imagine what they are doing to others in global affairs. let that sink in.

[@woodlefoof2]

The people he fights are definitely not gifted. But they sure are special

[@thegatorhator6822]

You're like a real life cringe machine

[@woodlefoof2]

@@thegatorhator6822 back to the zoomer zone with you, how did you get out of your kennel?

[@alexanderrahl7034]

Funny how in the Ip Man movies, the Chinese Kung fu master is humble and often beaten down and oppressed before going up against his opponent and having the odds stacked against him by those in charge, but ultimately winning against their opponent anyways with their superior skill and discipline. ...and then in reality, Xu Xiaodong had his own government treat him like the villains do in those movies. Because communists are great at projection and accusing their enemies of doing everything they do themselves, to look good

[@libRteedude]

I like the Ip Man movies, but yeah they project SUPER hard. Any foreigner is the worst person ever or at least up to no good, and even Chinese villains/bullies are revealed to actually be righteous deep down. And the fourth movie did nothing but complain about America's racism, even though the Chinese are committing an active genocide.

[@TheMelnTeam]

It IS possible to stop a person's heartbeat with one finger. During surgery.

[@lolk4530]

You can make it go faster when you stick it up their butt.

[@DevAndVic2022]

@@lolk4530 as a dental practitioner, i can confirm it works.

[@True_Equalizer]

@@DevAndVic2022 WHA-

[@lolk4530]

@@DevAndVic2022 hot.

[@xavoron1369]

Had us in the first half, not gonna lie

[@PlayerSalt]

they should give this guy honorary US citizenship and a modest house neat a MMA school he can teach at

[@Vooman]

I agree with the sentiment, but it would make him look like an American "agent" and they'd probably send him to the camps before he'd get a chance to leave the country

[@mr1spamification]

Yeah there's no way in a frozen hell this poor guy can even get out of the hell hole country he's in right now. Communism is truly scary stuff. You don't have freedom, you don't have individual rights, the right to speak or to protect yourself or your property or the right to a fair trial with an impartial jury and judge is *NOT* guaranteed in communism. America has spoiled us. Those poor people in that shithole country have little to no options. Such is the fate when communism is allowed to go unchecked in the name of "protecting the people from themselves" or whatever lame nonsense idiot leftys say to root for it here in America.

[@VilexPlague]

@@mr1spamification Eh... not the left, it's the authoritarians on either side of the spectrum

[@pinkimietz3243]

US citizenship, sure 😒

[@mr1spamification]

@@VilexPlague Oh no it's definitely the left I assure you. Right wingers aren't constantly demanding we silence speech to protect people's feelings or sensibilities, only the left is. Right wingers aren't insisting constantly that all aspects of life (especially healthcare) need to be made socialist so people who don't want to labor still get the fruits of labor, only the left is. Right wingers are not demanding we eradicate the second amendment and standing on the graves of children in order to try and build an argument to push such an agenda, only *left wingers do that*. Being a centrist doesn't make you look intelligent or wise or above anything/one, just makes you look like you aren't paying attention and also really really wanna feel like you're the voice of reason among mouthy zealots in the political sphere when this couldn't be farther from the truth.

[@MrSaywutnow]

5:31 "They can kill you without even touching you" The documentary series Fist of the North Star taught me that only the Japanese possess this power.

[@hambasri1053]

Omae wa mo shinderu

[@jazz_hands6579]

@@hambasri1053 NANI!?!?!?

[@g0dslayer693]

Kill without touching you So a gun

[@wojak-sensei6424]

Only the Nihonggos can say ATATATATATA and make it look cool. Therefore the potency increases.

[@varuug]

@@wojak-sensei6424 Be WaTa! my friend.

[@HGAMES69]

Do one on that Nazi Pug that got his owner end up in jail.

[@tiggytheimpaler5483]

I really want him to do it

[@aug-pahunters51]

Everyone knows that dog was radicalized somewhere by insane nazi super soliders from another dimension. You people should really read the New York Times and listen to CNN more. IT wIlL maKE u SmErt

[@paronzoda]

4chan got to the dawg

[@justiron2999]

And then the absolute mad lad didn't even pay the fine.

[@ar8338]

he did it

[@notjimpickens7928]

This guy deserves his own movie series and a dojo, Lets goooo

[@VueiyVisarelli]

18:30 He called it a "draw" b/c he didn't wanna get _disappeared_ in the middle of the night.

[@harbl99]

Xu leaves the other guy bleeding and disoriented on the mat. "Let's call it a draw, eh?"

[@sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149]

Mad dog? This man's a freakin' direwolf of justice, honor, and truth. Much respect to him. I hope the Chinese people soon get the just government they deserve, not the tragedy they live under now.

[@Hipster_Saturn]

"i dont care if its been 700 years, give me my cow back" basically england and scotland's relationship over the past few hundred years

[@roguewasbanned4746]

That’s rude to Scottish women! But it’d be a promotion if we’re talking about the Welsh.

[@spaceghost8886]

@@roguewasbanned4746 cue up the CoD hit marker noise for that one

[@codidevlugt2153]

"Isolation and quarantine" is Cantonese for dead in a shallow grave.

[@prot07ype87]

Precies.

[@GarethOfByzantium]

You mean Mandarin.

[@doopdoopdopdop7424]

The Chinese Government is struggling to not look like a circus.

[@victoriazheng2295]

Nope. Not as monumental as your current administration. American government is a literal circus clown show now.

[@doopdoopdopdop7424]

Sad but yes. I’m still proud of my American heritage and my Salvadoran Herritage books with Bukele, but the U.S. government is a clown show right now, as the west declines.

[@armoredmilkman3288]

-30,000,000 social credit for that comment

[@doopdoopdopdop7424]

But plus 2 for my second comment.

[@armoredmilkman3288]

@@doopdoopdopdop7424 oh yeah true +2,000,000 for that extra if you thank our glorious leader mao zedong

[@brianalondite]

I'm so happy all my old bullies never actually kicked the shit out of me. Turns out it was a draw. I feel so much better now

[@nicoffee777]

These two comments are so depressing

[@nicoffee777]

@Captain McDog LMAO YOU MADE MY NIGHT

[@Nate-bn5kk]

It was a draw because you didn't get beat up as badly as Lei Lei...

[@juans.salazar680]

Xu Xiaodong dont despair homie you have millions of supporters around the world! Have nothing but respect for what you have been through.. You have nothing else to prove you have destroyed so called "masters" over and over again.. I hope you and your family are safe.. Much love from El Paso TX in the USA!

[@Aerba54]

This will be a fkn movie in 20 years.

[@roscojelly9426]

A fkn gud one @ that

[@staticsyndrome2011]

I desperately wait for that day

[@walrusArmageddon]

Everyone loves an under dog story

[@drpepper694]

@@walrusArmageddon under 'mad' dog

[@Driendel]

Truth be told, we will probably be chinese puppets in 20 years. They are slowly creeping into every country they can, buying infrastructure, vital state owned companies, all while exploiting corruption and power gaps to avoid punishment for their ethnic cleanses and censorship, and their overall dictatorial behaviour is being normalized or ignored by everyone.

[@thepit7868]

That knee to the face was the most satisfying thing I've ever seen

[@ParaAkula]

was almost better than Masvidals flying knee ending the career of Ben "whole foods" Askren

[@jedh3721]

Right? had had to pause the video so I could finish laughing!

[@newdelhiman3083]

'I can't breathe'

[@markkrousos5011]

I couldn't agree more

[@catherinejudge7703]

Watch joquim buckleys knockout

[@grimtea1715]

This dude's life is straight out a Bruce Lee flick

[@stephenmiller2544]

Except all the boss fights would be totally anticlimactic.

[@mrblooper1994]

@@TheOnlyM1NT it could be a drama movie rather than a fighting movie. I would watch that

[@Mac-po1sr]

Bruce Lee was probably a fake also. Just like these old Chinese masters

[@FlawedFabrications]

@@Mac-po1sr Nah it's pretty much accepted by everyone that Bruce Lee was the real deal. Connor McGregor even said "if you want to beat me, you'll have to bring back Bruce Lee".

[@viorp5267]

He has a youtube channel btw.

[@DanielEleveld]

Just to update; Xu eventually found Quishi, though Quishi is still detained by the Chinese government. Xu has stated (as of September 2020) that Quishi is in good health.

[@FightCommentary]

I plugged in the HDMI and watched this on the big screen TV. Good job, Count Dankula!

[@itmereef564]

Ah, glad to see you here

[@convers8681]

I screenshared this to my tv with a ps3, ANY MEANS NECESSARY FOR THE MADLADS

[@gyromurphy]

You found a working Android to HDMI cable? All of the ones I buy never work.... And I make sure my phone's support otg

[@gyromurphy]

@@convers8681 yeah I got my switch up and running.

[@ryanclark9686]

I see you too are a man of culture. Love your stuff FCB

[@asneakylawngnome5792]

In my 27 years of life, I've learned one thing, if you call someone out on something, the innocent (or at least really good acting) won't care and will leave you alone. The guilty will rage.

[@deadlock5170]

It’s like this whole story is an analogy for how awful China is

[@leetorry]

Thats I wouldnt call him the mad dog, I call him the Sane Man in a Mad World. Legend...

[@RobWitchdoctor]

Its more of a lesson on what China's government is like. We all know traditional Chinese martial arts are nothing to MMA. But people who moan about your government in the USA, look how evil China's is.

[@anordinaryfellow6977]

Lets not forget that they eat *CATS AND DOGS*

[@jessISaRicePrincess]

No dude china is not awful the CCP is awful

[@jessISaRicePrincess]

@@anordinaryfellow6977 so? People eat cows, pigs and other animals

[@AnimatedStoriesWorldwide]

Fight Judge: "I'm not an expert.." Journalist: "..at fighting?" Fight Judge: "No! At Sport's politics."

[@fool_uto3545]

I love this man, I hope he keeps fighting and doing his exposure thing. His fight footage is something special, I love it .

[@bernieblack8819]

Everyone: "Your intro is too loud!" Count Dankula "Hold my beer."

[@the-engneer]

My God this joke is old already

[@harbl99]

Kung-Fu Master: "My kung-fu is the strongest!" Xu Xiaodong: "Okay, prove it." * angry CCP noises *

[@widdershins1796]

TIME FO FUN FUN RE EDUCATION AND SANDY BEACHES AND MAKE HOLE IN THE SAND DUNES WITH SOLDIER WHO HAS WAAAAN BULLET. ARE WE FEELING OKAY!? NOT MAKE CCP CRY? CAUSE THAN TIMEOUT FOREEEEEVA

[@Baljoekel]

CCP go brrrrrr

[@jackhazardous4008]

The CCP has a vested interest in keeping their own citizens ignorant.

[@widdershins1796]

ugh no internet access unless firewalled China responsible for the REDACTED Every thing is fine carry on.

[@coco26006]

"There is no Corona Virus in Beijing" - your friendly neighborhood Dai Lee

[@fancyfox3602]

A man of culture I see.

[@rm2kking]

Octosquid Enormously fellow Grumps fan I assume?

[@existenceisrelative]

@@rm2kking Barry, edit in a comment here.

[@DarthVader-sp8fe]

There is no war in Ba Sing Se

[@jamesmackes4531]

What Xu described in his comment about his dojo being under constant "investigations" is honestly horrific. I can see something like that happening in this country quite easily with the ever expanding list of nebulous government entities and how many greedy bureaucrats are lined up to fill those positions.

[@goos4711]

Joe Rogan really needs to talk to this guy. Down with the CCP.

[@smokey0111]

Have to wonder though if spotify would draw a line there. One thing to tell woke employees to fuck off - something else when the ccp comes in and starts yanking some leashes.

[@jessedekrossic]

Joe will be uploading a 7 day apology not soon after

[@0ne0fmany]

I'd watch that

[@vafixer8885]

They would close him down if it was streamed either by raiding his house or cutting his internet

[@zettelkastendev3760]

lol, joe rogan would apologize for days, then quit UFC as a demonstration of devotion, then CCP and spotify and his leftist friends will be happy, then Joe will „explain“ his reasoning to us and how important it is to be „diplomatic“ and not offend anyone.

[@onemancheeseburgerarmy2972]

The chinese don't see the moneymaking potencial of a guy debunking fake tradiotional fighter. Like captain dissillusion.

[@jackhazardous4008]

Yeah but China has an interest in keeping people ignorant on medicine, history, physics and really most subjects that don't directly improve the bottom line.

[@Jklopoppcorn]

duh there communists, you really think they'd promote something so capitalistic

[@gaylordpantamime]

That's why the west and capitalism are the best on Earth in the East is trash garbage poo poo caca

[@cogline9]

But they do see tourist dollars in ignorant Westerners coming over to learn "ancient kung fu secrets" There's even fake Shaolin Temples ffs.

[@stevestrangelove4970]

they are making more money supporting this guys, basically instead of medical health care they claim these stuffs can help your health so you better go do them instead of asking for pills.

[@FourOf92000]

Anime idea: an MMA fighter past his prime decides to take on the old masters of kung fu and finds himself in an epic battle with a despotic regime which forces him to wear clown makeup and stalks him everywhere he goes. ...what do you mean that actually happened?

[@tony_5156]

Fantastic lad

[@calemr]

I'd watch it. Or a live action movie. This guy's story is perfect.

[@braydengrimaldi6644]

ill watch it, but only if it has 2million filler episodes of dudes powering up for 30 mins like DBZ

[@calemr]

@@braydengrimaldi6644 Well, to be accurate, it'd be 20 seconds of the villain charging up Ki, and then the hero just punches him in the fuckin' face.

[@coldspoons3917]

I’m American so I can’t understand anything he’s saying, but at 12:35 the emotion in this man made me sad myself, I felt so so bad for him.

[@robertcaraway738]

“I’ll break your arm.” “No you won’t” “You’re right, I apologize profusely”

[@billclinton1235]

This had me laughing. Thanks

[@robertcaraway738]

@@billclinton1235. Lol, you’re welcome, brother.

[@dersuddeutschesumpf5444]

REVERSE! REVERSE!

[@madness3369]

To be fair, at least that guy had some amount of spine to him. Wei Lei was even more of a piece of shit for calling his posse on that woman.

[@BigPuddin]

That wasn't even a heel turn. That was a fucking backflip onto a nearby ATV to get away from the conversation.

[@hotto-dogu5829]

I know of a Japanese man with a knife and eyepatch referred to as the “mad dog” aswell

[@StaggerjAGGER]

*slides open manhole* Got ya now Kiryu-chan...

[@commentsectionman6231]

*Pops out of a trash can* Kiryu-chaaaan~

[@mysteryman4915]

Why is 24 hour cinderella playing right now?

[@voltaalta1307]

K I R Y U C H A N

[@prasunkumar1125]

yo....

[@brucelee6415]

32:03 "I just got my ads back and I would like to keep them" - damn did anyone else feel a chill when he said that? After watching a whole video about some crazy country that screws with peoples lives intimately you are suddenly reminded that our own country does the exact same thing.

[@LoupiOlorel]

Xu Xiaodong deserves this attention, he basicly set his life on the line to debunk those "masters"

[@Spar7anProjec7]

Some people have historical figures, soldiers, olympic athletes or fictional characters as their heroes, those are people they aspire to be and respect the most... Mine is Xu.

[@Pastryprimate]

can we get a moment of appreciation for that rev in the second fight. damn that guy was flying a few times

[@Eleven-dk4be]

Kung Fu: "I am a timeless art!" MMA: "Sucks to suck.."

[@boomerkobold3943]

Mugen00 wouldn’t surprise me. Commies ruin everything they touch.

[@AgxntAqua]

@Mugen00 maybe in its time, but nowadays you'd be better off taking basically anything else. Boxing, Muay Thai, BJJ, Wrestling. Even karate and taekwondo would be more useful imo.

[@MK_ULTRA420]

@Mugen00 Mao was an evil bastard but when all the mountain bandits are pretending to be monks there's not much you can do besides purge them all if you don't have the means to police the affected areas.

[@MK_ULTRA420]

@@AgxntAqua The only useful Taekwondo is taught by the Korean Military (both sides). Otherwise you're wasting your time. It's still a step above the "Standing Yoga" Tai-Chi practiced by your average park Asian but tbh the 100 meter sprint is a better method of self-defense than Mcdojo Taekwondo.

[@donk8961]

MMA’s continuous evolution will always place it over an individual school of fighting

[@jecastracion16]

Absolute Mad Lads: George Orwell

[@loscopihues2343]

Cringe Peter kemp>george orwell

[@roxassora2706]

@M G Author of 1984

[@Fuk99999]

“What’s the penalty for being late?” Death. “What’s the penalty for rebellion?” Death “Alright then”. Dude is carrying the true Chinese spirit

[@nicholasricardo8443]

Ayyy Liu Bang reference

[@justiron2999]

Man half of these supposed "grandmasters" look like they're dying of radiation poisoning or leukemia. Go Mad Dog the top dog.

[@Morpho-5.56]

this is literally a movie plot that ends with a cliffhanger

[@Turinnn1]

"I'm better fighter than you!" State: "yes... but officially no"

[@widdershins1796]

"We'll be taking care of most of the details....and eventually...you"

[@Turinnn1]

@@widdershins1796 "It says here, that you will die six days from now and everyone will be sad." "Sign here to confirm".

[@widdershins1796]

Hey this isnt wh-OH look there we see you marked the page...The party thanks you for your Co- operation. And if I disagree? Oh then express service is required *Sound of Silencer being screwed in* SO I'LL BE SEEING YOU LADS

[@ArgentWolf95]

This Mad Lad is not only an absolute Mad Lad, but a hero for standing up against the Chinese government and the status quo. I really respect this guy even though I really like Kung Fu movies, really interesting to see how these Martial arts stack up in real fight though. He would be a villain in a Wing Chun movie , but what I respect him most for is still keeping going even after probably the worst Cancelling I ever seen. Man, Chinese Cancel Culture is worse than anything the woke types and corporate powers throw at us. I remember Donnie Yen saying something to the effect of, martial arts isn't like the movies, you'd be better calling the police, at one point.

[@jamescampbell39]

Ramsey Dewey runs an MMA school in Shang Hai and he is very critical of many forms of Chinese Martial Arts why is he not as censored as Xu is? Is he sucking up to the right people?

[@DocNo27]

"what I respect him most for is still keeping going even after probably the worst Cancelling I ever seen. Man, Chinese Cancel Culture is worse than anything the woke types and corporate powers throw at us. " style cancel culture is exactly what the woke types are desperate to institute here. China's social credit score system is a leftist wet dream.

[@ArgentWolf95]

@@jamescampbell39 I'm unfamiliar with him, there's a few possibilities why, but one thing I do know is Communism creates an ideal festering ground for nepotism and corporate corruption. If he knows enough Chinese elite he could be protected. That's one of the reasons I dislike Communism so much.

[@ArgentWolf95]

@@DocNo27 Agreed, and I fear Britain's government is too infested with the wokes to stop it.

[@gusspeeltmuziekdingen1190]

30:07 that "shut up" was fucking mint

[@xaviero4742]

"I don't care if it's been 700 years, Give us our cow back." Me- "Sure, here's a 700 year old set of cow bones."

[@TheOfficialT0XIK]

@blackrave404 this comment. Yes.

[@Admiral_Jezza]

@blackrave404 What are fossils?

[@Itri_Vega]

Depending on the type of soil you could indeed still find intact bones, though they would be very frail and possibly incomplete. I've excavated bronze age era sheep bones from soil that was full of clay before. They crumble easily but are still recognizable as bones, as are the teeth. We're talking 800 BC and older here.

[@hewhobattles8869]

Was thinking the same thing

[@rhybaax8829]

@blackrave404 why did I read the end in a russian accent? It made it 1000% better

[@klille]

MMA did not catch on earlier because everybody was kung fu fighting

[@drumboarder1]

Those cats were fast as lightning

[@timsickler5125]

@@drumboarder1 in fact, it was a little bit frightening

[@Confusion.and.Delay...]

@@timsickler5125 but they fought with expert ti.......................................ming.

[@SobrietyandSolace]

Have y'all seen the Covid parody. It's so fantastically racist but so hilarious. We don't really hate the Chinese though, we hate the CCP

[@profatgamer]

@@SobrietyandSolace whats it called?

[@cole2526]

The Chinese “government” doesn’t do well with subjects starting with Tian huh?

[@bobertdankton4015]

According to china it never happened so...

[@CountDoucheula]

Tiananmen where?

[@widdershins1796]

CCP HAS NO IDEA WAT YOU MEAN. *STARES IN INTENSE COMMUNIST*

[@gloriouspopemantom373]

Never happened, thats a myth, can't happen in glorious leader winnie the puhs country (social credit +1).

[@unocualqu1era]

@@gloriouspopemantom373 -10 social credit for even mentioning winnie the pooh if you didn't mention that, you'd get more score. You have to go for the high score.. or else

[@gaberiel1047]

A warrior and a man who stands up to the authoritarian government. Xu is a straight up badass.

[@alloll714]

This man deserves the support of the world. Watching and hearing about Xu Xiaodong feels like im watching history in the making. An average man, standing alone at first to challenge a fraudulent status quo. This man deserves happiness after the fight ends. I hope he, his families, and allies find the peace they wish for.

[@mycharredrose]

I agree, we should stand with him and show our support

[@edgarloike]

"he didn't get beaten as bad as lie lie". So the judge does admit he was beaten.

[@go_rilla262]

This would make a great movie. Sorta like 'Rocky 4' meets 'Chernobyl'

[@alanmontoya7162]

You mean Fukushima

[@per_petual1453]

Like A Dragon (2007)

[@jflintgaming6832]

Plot of a badass anime: 1. Train for years 2. Use training agenst liers 3. Expose the liers... But sacrifice something meaningful 4. Preserver and continue Plot of mad dogs life 1. Trained for years 2. Used training agenst liers 3. Exposed liers... But was kicked out of his school 4. He persevered through it Edit: oh yeah, original villain comes back for revenge... But we all know how it ends.

[@yaoimandel1293]

18:17 I feel kinda bad for that judge, he seems terrified that his lies aren't working near the end of that interview. I hope him and his family (if he has one) didn't get their social credit score lowered.

[@revanofkorriban1505]

I don't blame him. He probably felt like he had a gun on his head.

[@g0dslayer693]

They might have disappeared him

[@aaz1010]

@Paul Martin nah the interviewer was probably trying to bait the judge to say something dumb and erase him

[@eliasacevedo5711]

@@aaz1010 Just like he did with Wing Chun master who lost to the One arm Boxer

[@Zyborggian]

Hello fellow Waluigier

[@kyzendelaguia1063]

If the Chinese government is so tough then why do they keep intimidating Xiao like cowards instead of fighting him in the ring?

[@disgustangy4901]

Fuck it. I wanna see Xu Xiaodong duke it out with Xi Xinping

[@SolarDragon007]

@@disgustangy4901 Xu would BTFO Xinnie the Pooh in 10 seconds flat.

[@bastiaangoudkamp3644]

He didn't paint his face because he wanted to, they told him too

[@ivorlongshot]

My family stay from Argyll up until 1919 after WW1 when my great grandfather moved to Cambois in Northumberland to work in a mine.