Absolutely Ruining a $36,000 Minecraft Tournament

[@CxIvxn]

It was so fun. thank you for teaming with us. (my shot at 8:10 AMAZING)

[@purpledragon6035]

They've been tricked, they've been backstabbed and quite possibly bamboozled

[@crusadr_4966]

You were the true carry even though you died once LMAO

[@Cheeriohs]

Np! It was fun teaming w you!

[@Acecer]

Ay yo love your videos i want more rl lol

[@dantibblet]

you all are sociopaths

[@user-dm5pv6fm8g]

Imagine being so scary that people just yell “ITS HIIIMMMMM” when they see you coming

[@greenthepokemontrainer3358]

plz tell me the timestamp of it good sir

[@TiptopBreak]

@@greenthepokemontrainer3358 I got you but only one of the parts 7:52

[@greenthepokemontrainer3358]

@@TiptopBreak thank you good sir

[@user-dm5pv6fm8g]

11:00

[@greenthepokemontrainer3358]

@@user-dm5pv6fm8g thank you great sir

[@BrodyAnimates]

every time i close my eyes i see techno plane diving towards my face

[@SkepXD]

Lol

[@PancakeVibes]

techno plane too op lmao

[@j9of10-p6]

Is that A jojo reference

[@OPmoth]

The horror!

[@chimmytaeknology]

Lmaoo Brody

[@TapL]

Crying

[@Niwan8]

First

[@alekssbarkus4009]

Finnaly early to something, anyways good job on the vids! 👍🏼

[@khadijaasad2559]

Nice

[@nighthawk6281]

NOOOOAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!

[@niels4473]

Ikr

[@Djchoruskid]

Imagine this with proximity voice chat.... just casually hearing a "TECHNOPLANEEEE" getting louder and louder

[@ph1ls1mpnotonly]

That would be f-ing terrifying

[@AlexQuill63]

ngl if this had been me I would have been playing Highway to the Danger Zone, Ride of the Valkyries or the Bazelgeuse theme from Monster Hunter World over my prox chat to inflict maximum psychological warfare xD Or the Jaws theme.

[@deadlylightningspirit4295]

@@AlexQuill63bazels theme would go so hard 😭😭

[@Th3Overthink3r]

the raw horror I would feel...

[@rojo8675]

@@AlexQuill63 The Guardian theme from Breath of the Wild

[@agentpiggles4928]

Them: there is no way they can win in a 3v21 right Techno: They have us surrounded, the poor bastards

[@rSynx]

I'm dead 😂

[@theblkbird5672]

Techno: “All I’m surrounded by is fear and dead men”

[@PurpleTomDayR]

I dont know why, but I feel like techno is a god of minecraft

[@dariepearjuicy1356]

oh, you're approaching me??

[@dexedrine4132]

This is such an accurate description of techno

[@PurpledMC]

you managed to kill my entire team twice in one game

[@Lpcbas]

Purpled bad

[@Redz1434]

@Qwerxes 126 lmao

[@avidsquirrel1466]

Lol

[@danak9102]

Lmao

[@cabbage2329]

Ironic that purple guy gets slaughtered

[@Kvvarken]

“We won with a grand total of 116 kills” “The events previous record was 19 btw” The mega co-op just went in Techno’s favor and got them more kills

[@nerd5858]

It was 19 for one person Still though techno got 47 kills Crazy

[@jakeelli5129]

Honestly those three went wild

[@runiki879]

actually he got more than that cuz fire aspect may burn enemies to death and he wont get the kill

[@Galaxy-ug5ik]

Thing is, he was a substitute and cause more pain then satan

[@nerd5858]

RunicIce pretty sure he cleaned anyone who he saw

[@thundermagnet]

I love coming back to this video every now and again. My favorite part? The sheer horror of players realizing Techno was still going to win even when faced with a massive army.

[@hantun7252]

same man

[@OfficialEdwardNewgate]

yeah it's either this or the stream that I come back to every once in a while lmao Genuinely the funniest and most entertaining video and stream I've watched lol

[@fruity-asf2630]

Me too. Watching this while I’m in a slow spot at work.

[@xNestorio]

The technoplane crew will always be an unstoppable force

[@crystaldude9957]

XNESTORI HI

[@archaicfalcon4898]

sup

[@te3mm]

Hey nestor

[@Bardukas]

Thats true

[@Rakhals]

yo

[@Fundy]

Easy second place, I guess.

[@Will-uz7gq]

Fundy hehehe

[@ItzSwyze]

Fundyyy

[@cooljam1539]

L

[@avidsquirrel1466]

Loooool

[@i_like_sheeps9359]

L

[@asianotakuguy]

The Alliance: "Give up, it's 21 against 3." Technoblade: "That's hardly fair. _You should've brought more people."_

[@AceOfStars0]

This one your hono(u)r

[@Fem_Witch]

"Then it is a fair fight."

[@illurinatibeans4667]

"I am not stuck in this magical border with all of you, you are all stuck in here with me!"

[@luckless7163]

Alliance: "it'2 21 to 3 surrender" Techno: "I like those odds"

[@herofox12]

To be fair, they couldn’t really recruit more due to Techno killing them earlier. These are just the survivors.

[@TXnRedPanda]

The raw fear in TapL's voice whenever he yelled "IT'S HIMMMMMMMM" just shows how powerful techno was lol. Rest in peace you absolute legend

[@oscarglad5284]

11:00

[@deadly_roaster]

I agree

[@boostaroost]

rest in power

[@uglyhorseE]

It's amazing how popular his videos are, even now.

[@OversimplifiedenFrancais]

Facts

[@caesar_cider2777]

This man really just said "It'll be funny" and then *had his team slaughter over half the competition*

[@_klowy]

Lmao

[@kmc9993]

For real though

[@l0rdbnne795]

With -1 tm

[@castro2themoon144]

@@l0rdbnne795 a combined kd of 116

[@l0rdbnne795]

Not to mention the 3v26 when he said "we trained for this its like the 2v6 but more"

[@Gayassraccoon]

Every team: *screaming when they see techno* Techno, Calvin, and Nestor: *casual talking while committing mass genocide*

[@ominous8886]

I love your name, because it perfectly describes techno's team.

[@Tam-Ezrac]

@@ominous8886 God gonna feel guilty about this for a *llllooooonnnnggg* time

[@speedy01247]

techno had already won via phycological warfare, he introduced fear deep into the hearts of his foes which lowered their morale and made many a team break upon the mere sight of them.

[@ag6371]

TapL: *A I R R A I D S I R E N G O E S O F F*

[@-ZM_Gaming-]

Techno, nestorio, and Calvin: wdym this is our new found hobby

[@goobick6691]

Techno: lets try to get 30 kills combined Also Techno: *gets a 116 kill win wiping out literally more than half the map*

[@HexConcepts]

pretty sure he meant he wanted 30 kills for himself, not combined

[@ailexx3377]

Well, technoplane never dies!

[@bekazokai52]

@@HexConcepts ye

[@aqua_tan]

*BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD*

[@Jujutsukaisenhollowputple]

Yes

[@shientioh4865]

They forgot the secret 4th player on their team, chat's money

[@Akira_2x]

IM DYING IDK WHAT OT SYA XD

[@-ZM_Gaming-]

Techno Support

[@Syntheticlime]

@RainGames2024 probably true, but he wouldnt have won. even with full diamond and prot, he almost died on one occasion near the middle. We dont know how things wouldve gone later (since he could respawn), but he wouldve suffered a severe setback

[@GamingSpiral]

@@Syntheticlime I mean probably just wouldn't have gotten 116 kills

[@Syntheticlime]

@@GamingSpiral of course, its likely their strategy wouldve been very different and they wouldnt have had to face the biggest crossteam ever made (dont quote me on that)

[@stonehowl]

In this episode: Technoblade: Technoplane Calvin: 1v4 every team Nestor: _Shot em. Got em._

[@imJojie]

This comment needs more likes, LOL

[@Willimann]

its at 500 i think

[@gr1mgamer488]

wayy to accurate XD

[@mariolahajduk2505]

lol someone commented the same thing 10 minutes before you

[@pokethelily]

@@imJojie found u

[@helloimahuman4367]

Imagine being so feared that when people see you they just shout, while running for their lives “ITS HIIIIIIIIIM”

[@Nico-mu7lm]

10:57

[@collinfried2143]

Lol

[@DieByTheBullets]

You know its scary when TapL shakes his mouse while in F5

[@sageyomeri9623]

This was basically Lu Bu waaay back when.

[@thedischarger12]

@@sageyomeri9623 I only know that name because of oversimplified

[@Bones-and-Coal]

This is still one of my favorite videos. The editing is so good! Just hilarious cuts to the TechnoPlane ruining people's days - the choices of what dialogue to leave in, the whole thing just makes me grin like a fool.

[@Hi-fb4gx]

Same

[@Zonerunner]

Dude was an absolute master of his craft, and an absolute terror. I miss him dearly, The Potato King lives evermore. Aces high btw.

[@RohitYadav-yd5lb]

@@Zonerunner Bro was perfection

[@paveeneesriasvagool9963]

Bro was cooking

[@joshuarinker6042]

Honestly I think him coming in at the cross teaming moment was one of the best moments in KZbin history

[@Jake-ln6rj]

Tournament players: “Yeah I’ll lose this tournament when pigs fly” Technoblade: *”hey”*

[@greennova4576]

I love it

[@skilledsqueaks6746]

Bruh that's funny af well played

[@SkaarBTW]

"wassup"

[@dgplayzit4438]

"no you can't be technoplane this is hunger games!" "Haha technoplane go MURDER MURDER MURDER"

[@anthonytran674]

Underrated

[@majin3328]

Tommy: “cross team??” *flying pig comes in

[@slyksylva1818]

I don't think sooooo!

[@kylieblundell3964]

Well the saying "when pigs fly" actually came true

[@demiserblx]

Technofly

[@echo4673]

@Zaxtrz no its technoplane

[@xxxbarryxxx4354]

Ememy ac130 above!

[@sadaderlangga17]

Their Team is basically 1. Techno : A flying tank 2. Nestorio : A Fuckin Turret 3. Calvin : A crazy swordsman

[@meh92]

A crazy swordman ya say?

[@sadaderlangga17]

@@meh92 Ok that sounds better, let me edit that. Idk what's wrong with me a week ago

[@wiruzTheWalter]

@@sadaderlangga17 wat was it before

[@asianpersuasion4901]

berserker*

[@Randomov7xx]

calvin was the better shooter

[@justadude2377]

Years later and I still find myself coming back to watch old techno videos, he truly left a great mark on the community that will never be replaced. Also, I loved how throughout the whole event Techno's Team was basically an area hazard rather than a team, most other teams would cooperate just to avoid his general area and stay out of his path, they collectively became a field boss that even a 21-man raid force couldn't stop.

[@brayden2983]

Techno: We Amassed a collective total of 116 kills" Also Techno: *Casually Drops the Fact that the Previous record was 19*

[@aclinh7322]

Nice

[@megamansoupreme7122]

Not only did they beat the record for team kills, they each beat that record with individual kills

[@kenahumuza8832]

@@megamansoupreme7122 holy shit theyre op

[@Panda10million]

Everyone on that team individually broke the former team record

[@Metawire61]

@@megamansoupreme7122 both techno and clvin doubled that count with their individual score

[@danielrushaj4414]

This man took more damage from the elytra landing than any damage from all other players combined

[@milestone1719]

Yeh

[@chezux979]

Except for that guy that got him to 2.5hearts because techno had the elytra

[@hydracataclysm]

Nah

[@gojirarex5138]

That might actually be true

[@brick4353]

@@chezux979 that was still multiple people at once

[@Panda10million]

I love how they saw a 3 vs 21 laughed hysterically and killed all of them

[@christophergutierrez6956]

That’s what I said😂

[@lucasc8972]

Yeah

[@christophvonpezold4699]

GET THIS MAN TO 699 LIKES

[@elijahplaysgw2612]

Uhh yes

[@TheCrewsader]

Minute?

[@dayminder7414]

To quote Hitman 3, "It's five against one" "Yes, see your mistake?"

[@glennupchurch5859]

"It'll be funny" - famous words of Techno before he farmed potatoes 11 hours a day for a year, claimed the entirety of SMP Earth, and slaughetered 116 youtubers like fish in a barrel in MC Championship.

[@1lik3c0ff3]

PERFECTION

[@q.s.9810]

Yes

[@gibber4330]

Mc ultimate, not mcc

[@kalebbruwer]

Some day he's gonna run for president, just so he can write NERD over America

[@sahave5042]

gibberjabsab Probably still works for mcc

[@yetimacho4809]

Whole server: *crossteams* Techno, Calvin and xNestorio: Oh no Anyway

[@collinpersinger4809]

Anyways I started blastin'!

[@fuwu9904]

oh no free kills

[@athenaytf]

Moving on, how can we get more free kills?

[@diamondgamingstudiousmrdgs]

Studies show that people can de by simpily giving up Fundy: Don't mind if i do

[@wubbaduckx4286]

lmaooo

[@ezrax3975]

"Sir we are outnumbered 3 to 21" Techno: "Then it is a fair fight"

[@rexsoldier215]

Techno: I like those odds

[@aiklintok8046]

“Numbers don’t matter” Technoblade (20-20)

[@penguin2985]

@@aiklintok8046 that quote sounds really bad out of context

[@Gamer-kazinky]

"we've got you 21 to 3!" "i like those odds"

[@nevira1009]

That’s not fair- you’d need about the entire world to take down Techno

[@jacobcrane5566]

“Oh no a gapple we lose” funniest thing I’ve ever heard

[@Yahiamice]

this was pure torture.

[@wowokcool-j9l]

U HAVE A CHECKMARK AND IT SAYS 28 SECS AGO :O

[@lex5406]

but it was funny!

[@blackscreen9419]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@layalsaleh4103]

@@wowokcool-j9l ok

[@TennessineGD]

your torture is our entertainment

[@Rin-xx4vj]

“When pigs fly, everyone will die” -Sun tzu, the art of war Rest In Peace Techno. You will not be forgotten.

[@ex_coelis]

I do believe this is the greatest quote of all time

[@tordnt656]

this made me laugh more than it should have

[@Livia-T]

THEY ARE TOO POWERFUL TO BE KEPT ALIVE

[@pvcpaul._.2739]

Sun tzu was an smart person.

[@learned488]

@@Livia-T it's he's to dangerous to be left alive.

[@PeteFlik]

i like how throughout the game you can just see everyone in chat conspiring to kill techno

[@pablopereyra7126]

Everyone at the end: The revolution has begun! Technoplane: *_no_*

[@psychott6]

I've watched this video about 5 times, and this time I was solely staring at the chat and plots to kill.

[@teentraveler1790]

17:44 and 22:21

[@soyalguienqueestamuyaburri8396]

TeenTraveler 17 “apes together strong”-lego maestro

[@melissawilliams0422]

twobiased - another analogy has to do with the fact the they wiped out half of the MCU...........

[@IguessIDraw]

PoV: its 2024 and you miss TechnoPlane

[@nopizza4you]

We all wish we could’ve gotten a “technoplane: the sequel” video some day

[@kevinalfaro5116]

Tommyinnt: CROSSTEAM Techno in the back: plane engine starting

[@flicksbygav]

Hi

[@Bossatron9000]

KNOCK KNOCK IT'S THE UNITED STATES WITH THE AIR SUPPORT

[@j__4283]

AC130 OVERHEAD

[@kevinalfaro5116]

@@Bossatron9000 TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING

[@abcdenghijkb1846]

Charge

[@seniorresearcher9752]

Last 21 teams: “SURRENDER WE HAVE GOT YOU SURROUNDED” Techno Calvin and xNestorio: “All we are surrounded by is fear and dead men”

[@zacharyaziz1034]

Under rated

[@jackofalltrades8]

Pretty sure I saw this exact comment on Nestorio's vod

[@romelian3754]

This is almost the same to a comment in Calvin video

[@daslazytutel]

He was not trapped surrounded by 21 teams, they were trapped with him

[@israelcortez2485]

That comic was nice

[@KOMLOW]

These guys who got killed by Techno's team will probably have some PTSD in the future lol

[@AhmedEx1.]

7:55 and 11:01 yep

[@juanf2527]

They already got PTSD now LOL

[@betenoire5315]

F1NN does! XD

[@zikotarghi7190]

they all already do from minecraft monday

[@mui3]

Lol

[@starlightd4628]

My favorite part of this video was always TapL shouting “LEAVE” as if that would’ve saved him

[@kenmecklenborg7200]

When a leaf blower has more screen time than everyone in technos sight

[@kwetar4794]

Lmao

[@frickingfrog5562]

Bruh

[@mr.depthleviathan5425]

lol

[@aaryabhardwaj9255]

Oh shittt

[@whale_inc9646]

I mean- it was good content

[@andreidanilov9925]

Nestor: “SHOT EM” “GOT EM” “BOP EM” “TWIST EM”

[@teentraveler1790]

I love this comment.

[@lgchamp1999]

Lol robot chicken

[@kreonidas7475]

Adult Swim reference?

[@arthur9491]

His skills with the bow are insane

[@superfred1.9]

pull em shake em break em take em slice em dice em spice em

[@mytho_actual]

Last time I checked, there were four horsemen of the apocalypse, not three

[@onecrazypig8423]

Two of the horsemen were absent. Techno is far more powerful than a mere horseman.

[@MFlari]

He's a PIGSMAN

[@Nugcon]

The 4th one is MONEY

[@pumpkingamebox]

He’s the Angel of Death

[@titanlord9267]

nah, dw, the 4th was Dream, he was on a vacation day, preparing for MCC

[@VasiliasPlayz]

During the 3v21 Techno basically said, "I am not Locked in here with you, you are locked in her with me"

[@rinzanacantdraw4652]

Imagine playing this tournament with a couple friends and out of no where you see this flying pig with full diamond armor

[@liamassassingaming922]

That will never happen because pigs can't fly .... right?

[@tomnookisangery2870]

@@liamassassingaming922 "You never know species evolution" -Sun Tzu, art of war.

[@jacklepie1133]

And a fire aspect sword

[@colonelstriker2519]

Damage is similar to a real life pig at terminal velocity right on your face

[@questionable1556]

@@tomnookisangery2870 Someone keeps quoting me Sun tsu the art of war

[@nightingalevincent7700]

One of my favourite sounds: people screaming “ITS TECHNO RUUN” as they flee

[@bellamedina7869]

HIGHLY AGREE!!!

[@goosegoose8345]

@@bellamedina7869 same it is so satisfying full diamond armour eat your heart out

[@katelynamberfang]

It reminds me of minecraft Monday

[@idontknowimebored77]

They screamed as the end approached

[@corn4618]

10:58

[@B0TFrosty]

Dude what a terrifying combo, Calvin just going ham while Nestorio is constantly hitting strong shots aboard a mobile Technoplane that doesn't let you escape

[@psychott6]

In fact, said Technoplane has the element of fire flowing through every powerful blow

[@wolfy9619]

They're too powerful to be left alive!

[@rowan9367]

@@wolfy9619 but they can't be killed

[@Monseoir_Bart_Krackshaw]

@@rowan9367 a living paradox

[@musashanasabzak8696]

@@rowan9367 they are true unstoppable nightmare force

[@DaringTheFangirl]

I'm only now realizing just how many members of the QSMP actually had interactions (however small and brief) with Techno. 7:05 He managed to kill aypierre, and somehow it kinda warms my heart a little, especially with the memorial on the server.

[@javaxfluffy7576]

quick reminder that nester got most of his kills with an unenchanted bow in a tournament where everyone had full sets of armor while riding an insane man with wings

[@denied1738]

His aim is insane

[@bloonify3215]

He the bowmaster of the bowmaster of the bowmaster

[@acerbix5217]

I’m just wondering why they didn’t enchant the bow

[@mahdialrasheed3888]

@@acerbix5217 because they can’t it was disabled

[@wailfulalt5988]

hes the bow god

[@ajrocks5677]

"Hey, you think techno can win on a team of three" "Psh yeah, when pigs fly" Technoplane:

[@lola126yearsago3]

Ajrocks567 underated

[@opa8012]

Copied

[@kyleroberts3899]

@@opa8012 u copied someone saying copied it was a good comment he can repost

[@jthegamer360]

technoplane never dies

[@ferry5133]

@@opa8012 you copied someone saying copied

[@moldest]

When the final boss is so strong not even your entire guild can defeat it

[@jakoblent4694]

now i imagine a new mode called "roast the beast" where its just all the players against 1 technoplane with his Calvin and Nestrio gatling and sniper attachment

[@infitinet7705]

@@jakoblent4694 techno with full netherite vs all Diamond enchanted

[@nunyabiznis6907]

@@infitinet7705 full enchanted iron would be *much more* fair.

[@private-lurkingcluelessnes1740]

@@nunyabiznis6907 for techno?

[@nunyabiznis6907]

@@private-lurkingcluelessnes1740 techno would get netherite.

[@gorbonator5008]

I don't think any other Minecraft streamer or KZbinr will ever command nearly as much fear as techno did. Just seeing his name was enough to make several groups completely give up on fighting. Rest in peace to a legend

[@Zonerunner]

Dude was a once in a generation person. Not only was he an absolute beast at pvp but his humor and dedication was unrivaled. He'll be remembered for a long time.

[@iambangleslick]

*The 21 People* : This is war, *techno* : no, this is a massacre.

[@conspiracyofraven69]

*Boston would like to know your location*

[@debelipingvin5]

Pretty sure its still kinda the same thing

[@Evan-xs8ts]

US vs EU be like

[@janheinzel9013]

@@Evan-xs8ts Who's who?

[@dgplayzit4438]

No, this is the genocide of the entire universe

[@jo_228]

Man, the fact that he’s gone made me remember how much I actually enjoyed his bedwars streams and his obscure videos. Although I’ve grown out of them, I still come back to watch sometimes. I’ll miss you techno! We all will.

[@angelasy7405]

i always thought he's healing these past few months and i've always stopped myself from craving content from him. i didn't know he's feeling the complete opposite. rip to our king, he's always in our heart and mind.

[@jordananderson2728]

One never truly grows out of watching Techno; you just move on to other things for a little while, before coming back like it's home.

[@positivite4961]

technoblade never die he will always stay in our heart thank you techno for everything you done for us and make so many person days we will always remember you

[@theunholygamer3700]

same

[@I_the_Taco]

I love this video...

[@LegoMaestro]

If i'm going to lose my kill record, it might as well be to the pig himself. GGs techno, GGs.

[@greensandwich.]

Hi

[@charleszvgamer2825]

Hi

[@Michael_McMaster]

Gg my guy

[@ismail8742]

wp lego , u are the real winner if u clickbait

[@karlasuarez9781]

o7

[@-ZM_Gaming-]

"If you know the enemy and know yourself, then you need not fear the result of a hundred battles" -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[@othesius535]

Crossteam: “we have you 21 to three” Technoplane: “I like those odds”

[@helenedalsgaard5939]

Mandalorian? Is it good? I'm thinking of watching it

[@RaiZeds]

I like how the likes is also 21

[@jhobted2058]

That's at least 80% of winning

[@Steamlazer]

@@helenedalsgaard5939 it's good but make sure to watch all the other Star Wars TV shows, otherwise you might be a bit confused

[@satyavarma2449]

@@Steamlazer HMMM

[@zoot7981]

“I’ll lose when pigs fl- *insert elytra noises* “TECHNOPLANEE”

[@theboi4554]

LOL OMG UNDERRATED COMMENT

[@goosegoose8345]

This.made my day

[@thenecrodancer4833]

LMAO Idk why I'm laughing so hard at this xD

[@zentv-ali-naqieshalandzoha2314]

Guess he lost o.o

[@directioner4859]

TECHNOPLANE

[@nickerdoodle2300]

Noah: “Yeah, they’ll win this event when pigs fly.” Technoblade: JUST WATCH ME

[@runic3063]

*transforms* Technoplane: How the turns have turned

[@alvinthomas552]

This is actually a really good comment lol

[@FinnLeonard-gm1wf]

But techno is a pig and he was flying in the event, noah predicted it from the start

[@sirpale]

Finn Leonard Thats the joke

[@alvinthomas552]

@@FinnLeonard-gm1wf please can someone escort this man out of here

[@CannonBallBluey]

The leafblower was a perfect sound effect for the engine on TECHNOPLANE

[@JuniperGD]

I asked for mercy and didn’t get it

[@Laghamine]

RIP XD

[@ositrix7943]

RIP XD LMAO

[@austingibson4996]

L

[@goldenpep0]

RIP XD

[@minyu613]

You expect the blood God to give you mercy

[@Gear_Storm]

"But it would be funny" is the best way to get Techno to do anything.

[@DaisakuDL]

yeah

[@marikx02]

i need a compilation of all the "But it would be funny" moments

[@orvobx7909]

"SIR WE'RE SURROUNDED!" Techno: "those poor bastards"

[@Disgrace03]

Underrated

[@feyhem01_]

What the heck is that picture man?!

[@ae3464]

@@feyhem01_ its ham and bread idiot lol

[@feyhem01_]

@@ae3464 oh boi i get it rn but still its looking like a chicken body

[@playonlinegames6418]

@@feyhem01_ pffft HAHAHAHAHA LOL I THOUGHT IT WAS ONE OF THOSE BOT AGAIN WHEN I GIVE A QUICK LOOK TO IT

[@dayzer001]

He was trying to get 3 million subs. Now he has over 17 million. Legends never die, they live for eternity.

[@m7mdkady144]

"and so we won the tournament with a combined 116, the event's previous all-time record was 19 by the way" This is just overkill at this point.

[@Suret1124]

wait if it's 21 v 3 then the enemy has a disadvantage cuz they can attack themselves

[@scader_shot]

97 more kills then the original record let that sink in for a minute

[@michaelliang953]

@@Suret1124 then it’s just a free for all so one one really has a disadvantage

[@rile6415]

Literally

[@olmocap5548]

I think that concept is known as "glorious overkill". Efficient? maybe not. Very funny? definitelly

[@marcochan2815]

“Everything changed when the techno plane attacked”

[@sixer7097]

An atla fan :D

[@thecursedone4680]

Earth water fire and technoplane

[@imabot5895]

AC 130 INBBOOUUUNNDDDDD

[@64.kenzie6]

LOL

[@directioner4859]

TECHNOPLANE GO BRRRRRR

[@thetorterradude]

That 3v21 has to be one of the greatest battles I've ever seen Rest in peace, Techno

[@venuslicetrack]

That was an intense epic war

[@d1nodray]

"We have you 21 to 3." "I like those odds."

[@hyperfreeze2714]

@@d1nodray it would be 7 to 1

[@d1nodray]

@@hyperfreeze2714good point

[@ham_sammy3365]

Top 10 Best Anime Battles

[@Earthnevevo]

When you're so good you can gain over 6 million subs posthumously, rest in power Techno.

[@dracomurdock6349]

"The event's previous record was 19 by the way" he says as he casually gets more than quintuple that.

[@Animallover24678]

Watch poland's new video. He got way more

[@ascend8609]

@@Animallover24678 yea

[@lowkaytong8407]

@@Animallover24678 Poland got more than Technoblade? Pretty sure he got less than 47

[@hellogoodbye5195]

@@lowkaytong8407 watch his 3rd time winning

[@PXmUJzrxwB03EZCGpP9F]

Over 6 times the previous record. 19 X 6 = 114

[@hodarov1564]

When technoblade joins a championship it suddenly becomes hide'n'seek.

[@psychott6]

No Yes I love how everyone in this comments section is just making a pure shitshow of everyone

[@mats5381]

@@psychott6 You don't get the joke do you

[@psychott6]

General Mat What makes it look like I don’t get the joke bro?

[@bigbig173]

General Mat Everyone is always hyping technoblade to be this god and I'll admit he kind of is but not as extreme as people and thats kind of annoying...

[@psychott6]

ummm no LET THE PIG HAVE HIS EGO

[@jackal292]

I'm just imagining the organizers panicking as thousands of dollars worth of lucky blocks start flowing in

[@I_the_Taco]

THE FRICK IS WRONG WITH YOUR PFP

[@jackal292]

@@I_the_Taco what about it?

[@jackal292]

@@I_the_Taco I can even show you what it's based on

[@satyavarma2449]

@@jackal292 I just love the fact that the warning is a twang of a bow and then three fully decked out people just dive bomb. I want an animatic of the entire thing.

[@Nugcon]

*Confused stonks*

[@bigbrotherboy8285]

TapL’s “ITS HIIIIIIM” Is genuine fear and I love it.

[@sadaderlangga17]

You know the funny thing is that CaptainSparklez said that the reason why Calvin and Techno chase his teammate is because she's alone while in fact the whole reason is for the diamond boots

[@nurmandwi]

Im the 69th like

[@SirNobleIZH]

@@nurmandwi nice

[@DEV-rw7eu]

@Mytho Knightmare nice

[@Jake-ln6rj]

Nester: yeah I hit every shot with a bow Calvin: yeah I’m really good at pvp Technoblade: TECHNOPLAAAAANE

[@imjustbored152]

Nestor: the turret Calvin: stab Techno: p la n e

[@Bastod1922]

@@imjustbored152 Calvin : the tank

[@ag6371]

Nestor: Turret gunner Calvin: Bombardier Techno: *B O E I N G 7 7 7*

[@Kuriboh1008]

Knock knock it's the United States with air support

[@liamjensen2025]

Everyone: time to have some fun and raise money for charity. Technoblade: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE

[@JusticeForTheWin]

800 likes no comments, sorry to ruin it for you :)

[@sacredized]

make that 1.1k

[@willowshake023]

11:01 Harvey's scream of terror is just perfection

[@shrug1250]

xNestorio: The turret Calvin: The one-man army Techno: the Uber driver

[@zack_red5]

Techno: the blood god / part time uber driver

[@juice9528]

The pig god is a part timer.

[@KillSwitch0447]

Techno: The Air Force

[@thanosgood1380]

Is it a bird, no Is it a plane, kinda ? IT IS TECHNO-PLANE

[@fransvanvuuren9117]

techno a kamakazi uber driver

[@jotarothegay6285]

Took the quote, "When pigs fly", a little too seriously.

[@valeriacamargo8394]

i love this comment

[@mayleaf9799]

They'll win a 3v21 when pigs fly

[@welcometothestream8860]

When a flying pig commits war crimes and continues to do mass shootings with a sword,you know your time has come.

[@marcelob.fuentes]

7:52 hahaha funny technoplane go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[@zayinmassivi6589]

Owner: they will win when pigs fly. Techno: flies Owner: o no

[@samtherat6]

Event organizers: Hmm, a team of 21 vs 3, I don’t think that will be fair Techno: *You’re goddamn right.*

[@hozhuofeng9877]

21 was not enough to fight 3

[@BaridCashTagmout]

Not enough to fight 1 and that person is techno

[@nimragull222]

Wait a minute, you look familiar

[@cheloamezcua_23]

Underated comment 😂😂

[@zanderhandler129]

Bring a few dozen more guys, then it'll be a fair fight.

[@SciFantasyFreak]

This video never gets old. Seriously, I could rewatch this every day for a year and not get tired of it.

[@notturtle1297]

2 months later techno: proceeds to name his sword orphan obliterator

[@LunaLament]

He's gotta kill more orphans in game to save them in real life

[@notturtle1297]

@@LunaLament you got me there

[@cedarnomad]

Hey baby piglin, was that yo dad I just killed? Well, you know THE NAME OF MY SWORD?!

[@MrUsmansiddiqui]

Orphan killer neva dies

[@trezict3060]

I mean he raised funds to help them so that make it okay right?

[@seraphinitee]

Everyone: "They wont win. I mean it'll be fun but its a team of 3 against teams of 4" Them: *fights a 3v21 and wins*

[@sxmplylemon769]

Anora Fr tho lmaoo

[@grant2617]

Hahahah fr though that was sick

[@FinalPlot]

As stated in the bible, genesis 3:23, and I quote: "God had written many laws, some more important then others, but none more important then this singular piece, which read `Technoblade never dies`

[@exicutioner161]

*_We can make a religion out of this._*

[@Desu_Desu]

There is xNestorio as well, one of the best pvp players, maybe even better than Technoblade

[@jordanweddle3800]

11:01 Technoblade is so feared that his opponents need not mention his name for everyone to know who they are talking about. "IT'S HIIIIMMMM!!"

[@LittleGoblinBoi]

That was such a primal screech of fear... I love that

[@stary_kartofel2137]

Technoblade is the Voldemort of minecraft

[@theendersmirk5851]

@@stary_kartofel2137 No, what do you mean? Voldemort died. That's a huge difference.

[@justjoshingyou0]

It’s like a horror movie

[@Ghoulofidiocy2917]

@@theendersmirk5851 Oh yeah No nose Man Died. I Forgot cuz NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES

[@atlafan7364]

Remember when Techno clutched a 3v21? That’s so dumb it doesn’t even sound real. Good times

[@taleonjaeronamielj.8711]

Everyone when seeing the 21 people teamed against Techno: Noooo he'll be massacred Techno: *I am the massacre*

[@robopope7584]

It was a massacre. But not against Techno

[@HobosCanFly]

Techno: Call an ambulance, but not for me

[@Polywog_]

@@HobosCanFly I now right lol

[@eny9370]

HobosCanFly giv me your money old man!

[@bb3110]

lmaoooo

[@canpiv09]

Viewer: "But won't Technoblade just kill everyone?" Organizer: "Yeah, when pigs fly." Technoblade: "I can arrange that."

[@Starwarrior-pw5st]

TECHNOPLANE activate

[@chewy4722]

technoplane intensifies

[@w4yn]

@@chewy4722 EEEEERRRRRRRRR VROOOOOOM

[@plygem6927]

turret has entered the plane

[@kittycatkaii3780]

@@w4yn technoplane, technoplane, does whatever a technoplane does

[@rof2877]

"Technoblade, they outnumber us 7 to 1!" "Then it is an even fight."

[@shadesinsertlastname1631]

i see you're a man of fine taste

[@sanitygone-l9y]

‘I like those odds’

[@ethanbro3582]

Aidan S it’s a ratio, with his two teammates it’s 21 to 3

[@Mister_Smith_YT]

@Aidan S Because it is a ratio. the 1 in 7 to 1 doesnt just mean one person. If there is 10 people on his team then theyre against 700 people. in the case of this video there was techno, calvin and nester, so 3, so they would be against 21 people.

[@heathjake25]

@@Mister_Smith_YT Both of you didn't get that man's joke, go back to comedy perception school.

[@arandompersonontheinternet9939]

I find it funny how people reacted to the Technoplane as if they were in the trenches. Truly the best MC KZbinr ever.

[@themadchemist2800]

"It's over Technoblade, there's 21 of us and 3 of you" "You're right, it's over. . . For you"

[@-stargaze]

Techno: Call an ambulance *gets 3 kills in seconds* But not for us

[@kirby7294]

Nestor and Cal: Techno, they outnumber us 3 to 1. Techno: Then it is an even fight.

[@derrickstorm6976]

@@kirby7294 actually 7-to-1

[@orangehi2323]

Timestamp?

[@jak7826]

@@kirby7294 it's 7 to 1

[@mr.depthleviathan5425]

It's hilarious that the Miracle Foundation accepted Techno's money when his entire identity is hating orphans

[@DrMDHyde]

Well he’s got to leave them alive to bully them.

[@diamond_chaos]

@@DrMDHyde o god

[@sodonewithit.literally]

I mean, you cant bully orphans if they're dead...

[@rat5490]

“Second worst thing to happen to orphans”

[@galaxytaco2873]

@@DrMDHyde exactly. at least someone understand the true spirit of christmas

[@rishabruh]

Nesterio in a nutshell: “Shot em shot em shot em GOTTEM”

[@mrturtleboi3172]

Whos nesterio?

[@Lordkeepmesafe]

@@mrturtleboi3172 *nestinyourmom*

[@shiruuji5196]

@@Lordkeepmesafe lmao

[@reesalvin6539]

_Ding… Ding… Ding.. _*_Thunder_*

[@iactas7892]

he spitting fax

[@Waermelon]

noah: "They can't win against a 3v4 because they are at a disadvantage of 1 player, no matter their combined skills." techno: "3v21? those poor orphans"

[@retrosystem6182]

There's something so amusing about two teams calmly debating a crossteam, when suddenly Connor screams "OH NO ELYTRA" and the camera zooms in on Calvin and Nestor riding the Technoplane to the crossteam's imminent doom.

[@tessabakker662]

That POV zoom was peak comedy

[@charlsowy1494]

They are stronger than admins

[@alfredosauce3727]

7:25

[@unrevive7511]

bro i was laughing at that for 10 mins straight they had no idea lmfao

[@elistewart3435]

Techno: *Does Technoplane Strat.* Everyone else in the game: “Why do I hear boss music?”

[@audreybrooks5217]

The group of about 21 youtubers didn't realize that they weren't the final boss for Technoblade. Technoblade was the final boss for them.

[@ariaphoenix2760]

They thought they were playing Minecraft, when they were really playing Dark Souls

[@caepez8812]

Actually just a raid boss, fr tho

[@dhruv9047]

Ngl one of the best comments I have seen in a while

[@maelcheval1234]

Bruh, im french and the guep team are beater, juste thechnoblade have most dtuf than french team

[@Sgplayzmc]

They were playing Minecraft white Technoblade was playing Death Note

[@funbug4473]

this is my favorite techno video ever. the ruined tournament, shocked people, and funny teammates for me really are the best parts of technos content, his one liners and humor in this video are on point. i watch this video everytime it comes up in my reccomended because it is so good

[@SCLive0]

everyone: crossteams until its 3v21 Techno: crossteaming is not allowed on the hypixel network

[@tkienjoyer]

i am the 69th like

[@cantaloupegodling352]

The 21 player crossteam: Give up, Technoblade. You're surrounded. Techno: All I am surrounded by is fear and dead orphans.

[@jeremiahbooth423]

Calvin: Okay, cool! Now I can shoot and never miss.

[@warbot0054]

“But we aren’t orphans” NOT YET

[@AtharvPriyadarshanam]

Darth Vader reference ay?

[@adamya1639]

@@AtharvPriyadarshanam yup

[@king1491]

@@AtharvPriyadarshanam i literally got that 2 ong

[@Pigicial]

this was painful

[@amaruguzman7067]

haha technoplane go brrrr

[@disbade]

haha technoplane go brrrr

[@kimn2584]

L

[@wickedfast2166]

He hasnt pined your comment yet lol

[@cooljam1539]

L

[@C10uddsz]

this is one of my all time favorite vids, R.I.P Techno! Gone but NEVER forgotten