Technoblade Outsmarting everyone for 13 Minutes Straight! (1000 IQ)

[@NightmareProductions]

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[@chee.rah.monurB]

Who're the 2 other players behind the dancing pig at 0:47?

[@tylosphere7859]

rip technoblade. also CANCER SUCKS!!

[@Coderfordabois]

Cancer dont kill technoblade. FORGETING HIM DOES TECHNOBLADE NEVA DIES

[@Roxxi-Edits]

IM CYBERBULLYING CANCER IN COD!

[@Miles-ot7go]

@@Roxxi-Edits lets goooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!

[@TheOneWhoReportsForDuty]

Technos reveal that he has full Netherite Armor really helped show people that didn't know him how cracked he was. Rest In Peace you absolute legend.

[@guccixdababyx8437]

900 likes and not 1 comment?

[@TheOneWhoReportsForDuty]

@@guccixdababyx8437 To be fair, what can you really say under my comment that wouldn't have been the "Rest in Peace Technoblade?"

[@ArkarBhonePyae-k6g]

Temchmo

[@ArkarBhonePyae-k6g]

I meant techmo

[@ArkarBhonePyae-k6g]

Noo bruh i meant techno

[@Zenologia4673]

Techno silently switching from iron to netherite always gets me

[@isaiaholaru5013]

Sam, the stare and then TommyInnit's desperate-sounding "Let's do the trade" just makes it perfect

[@Gamergirl_Ari2021]

Which timestamp?

[@starblossoms2471]

5:16 Am a bit too late tho

[@NVee_Harbinger]

and the way he equips the armor perfectly with the background music too

[@Ozzy_cauticzone]

​@@starblossoms2471never late, thx

[@fairspoiler4330]

I miss him so much, these compilations make me feel normal again.

[@maninderhansi987]

That is so true

[@BallisticWistfully]

Waltuh

[@maxbaker4614]

same

[@sinto_hd4443]

I thought this was Hitler on your Pfp., but he seemed a little bit old tbh..

[@warbacca1017]

Don't worry, he just logged out of life for a bit. He'll come back eventually. After all, he never dies

[@theterrorofdimensions1326]

"I once saw him kill eight men in a row, by himself. With a pickaxe. A f_cking pickaxe!" - Hypixel, probably.

[@Commander_Has11]

How about the time he win bed wars with just his fist

[@isengrom6883]

Something I noticed recently is that often whenever he used an alt account, the skin would be Alex. This was particularly true in his old skyward and bed wars content. It’s all makes sense now

[@ChargedBonsai98]

"A man does not die when his heart stops beating, he dies when he is forgotten." -Sun Tzu, The Art of War Technoblade truly never dies.

[@marethyu_77gamer93]

Tbf that idea is much older, it literally is a major part of the Epic of Gilgamesh

[@takeshi5619]

Damn, cancer doe

[@alexzanderblough6264]

So true

[@Commander_Has11]

May he ever live on in our hearts

[@tacoclaus8168]

8:59 watching techno just fly through the wall at a distance is the funniest thing to me

[@GiovanniCloud]

It pairs up well with Schlatt's laughter.

[@user-ug7rd9bi9x]

10:11 The purely unhinged victorious cackle is the best part of this clip

[@jacobcox4565]

5:00 Could you imagine the look of fear and utter terror on that guy's face when he saw Techno clear a big gap using no blocks. He thought he was safe, thinking the gap was too big for anyone to cross safely, but he clearly didn't read Sun Tzu: The Art of War, otherwise he would've known not to underestimate his opponents.

[@vindhyamanjunath3797]

NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES.

[@Enxxity]

Yessir

[@draggy6544]

Well that’s awkward

[@Zzoe23]

Indeed!

[@jqchemc6608]

@@Enxxity no alex did

[@canidothings4911]

I wish, man, I really wish it were true

[@loc4772]

0:14 i cant stop watching this where he says he was the one throwing rookie axes into the hoppers "because it was me" we could turn back time to the good old days😥😭😭

[@MinussyChan]

technoblade: "i majored psychology, i know how he acts and the way he acts differently is an indicator he is lying" also technoblade: "GUYS HE HESITATED DREAM READS WATTPAD FANFICS"

[@moogcult6492]

he was right tho

[@elizabethpotter3007]

He was an English major, he ALMOST majored in psychology

[@henryolsen8232]

Exact same flawless reasoning. He was spot on, what’s the issue?

[@Zenologia4673]

Techno calling everyone in for a thumbnail: “It’s called LYIN”

[@luckyowl314]

The funny thing is that if you look at chat, you see someone guessing he was lying, but everyone wanted to be in the thumbnail anyway lol

[@seth7343]

Might as well call the video “Best of the Potato War”

[@TheArtGuyChannel]

His potato war videos were definetely interesting, spending months just for a title at being the best potato farmer on minecraft. really honorable

[@dogivanity9900]

0:58

[@superkid5485]

Man I wished that he took on 200 players with dream

[@nexus2458]

? There's really not that many potato war clips in here

[@epicgamerzyt8587]

"I BuRnED TO DeAATH bUUTT I AM A HERO!" Yes you are techno and you always will be

[@theincredibleauraaa133]

The smartest, funniest most talented man any of us had the honor of being alive in the same time period as.

[@cald1421]

Of all his epic moments I forgot one of them was casually leaping from a pillar of wool to brutally assassinate three enemies with his bare hands by punching them off a sky island.

[@Wizardraveger]

You don’t threaten Techno, Techno threatens you

[@RandomPerson-ti7qx]

"I'm not stuck in here with you, you're stuck in here with me!"

[@JonGreen91]

An anarchist who conquers the world. Have you met my friends? Married Bachelor Vegan carnivore & Square Circle?

[@Groxcima]

7:18 this is the most high pitch voice I've ever seen Techno talk/laugh in

[@cornybram845]

I didn't even watch him before his last video, why does it still hurt? He was truly incredible though, donate to the sarcoma foundation guys. RIP

[@CallMeRavenZYT]

4:10 Tommy got trolled he never knew what was coming

[@reeceeeeeeeeeeee5155]

r.i.p technoblade he was an amazing Minecraft creator.🙏🕊️

[@AnilKumar-qs2wg]

“Later idiots, I’ll see you on the other side” That hits hard😢

[@burken18]

I would sacrifice dream in a heartbeat to have Technoblade back

[@ninevehgrey]

I would throw dream in a volcano for two nickels and a dust bunny

[@chacha141]

Dang..@@ninevehgrey

[@AsifEditzz10]

If that would happen then it would be reverse of what's happening

[@chelemae]

Random person: Why do you make KZbin videos? Technoblade: money

[@veryc00lman56]

He is just too smart

[@sushimpaudel]

was* :(

[@Tanish_.]

@@sushimpaudel don't you dare correct him

[@veryc00lman56]

@@Tanish_. agree

[@TheArtGuyChannel]

@@Tanish_. oof, ya'll jumping him dayum

[@He_Must_Increase330]

I have seen most of these clips before, but rewatching them now Holy Cow he was the GOAT

[@AxoIsGood]

Technoblade Never Dies!!!

[@davidchapman2197]

i miss him so much RIP techno!!!! you shall never die in my heart!! thnaks for bringing me back to the old days nightmare

[@caioalves8110]

Dude this was so nostalgic to watch! Thank you for reminding me of the legend o7

[@Emerald29]

2:45 I dont think this is outsmarting everyone.... Its beating the ever loving shit outta everyone, but not really outsmarting

[@leanpuma96]

Would you have expected that if you were one of them?

[@peepeepoopoo2710]

@@leanpuma96 would any of us ever have?

[@leanpuma96]

@@peepeepoopoo2710 That's the point lol

[@peepeepoopoo2710]

@@leanpuma96 i know thats the point, I was just double downing your joke

[@bedwarbutisuck2727]

@@leanpuma96 i would have expected that its so simple to understand if you are standing on a bed you are going ot get hit off

[@NeurodivergentVtuberFan]

Top 10 Thumbnails/Quotes That Aged Poorly May he rest in peace.

[@Insharai]

Well shit, I just stumbled upon this content. RIP... Nice to see the community still working towards his memory though

[@ThatDepressedCrow]

Techno was either really smart, or not so much.. but we either way we loved and now miss him.

[@bable6314]

In what world was Techno not so smart? He was extremely smart.

[@warz8708]

Technoblade never dies.

[@tammygermany9262]

I love it when he had a sword and decided to use wood at 10:27

[@darkreflection9087]

Legends never truly die

[@feeron21]

listening to this laughs...... i cant even cry because he made me happy as fck

[@thegreydragon954]

This video could be WAY longer than 13 minutes lol.

[@darealrexrandom]

I still do not understand how he knew squid was going to sabotage him in the first clip

[@darealrexrandom]

@@11crunmch33 understood that but...just wanted to highlight his genius(Technoblade)

[@11crunmch33]

@@darealrexrandom Oh Imao. Sorry

[@vnunknow_player2689]

this legend out smart the world that his name is Dave

[@CrystalShard9871]

Technoblade: **The one with 10,000 IQ** Dream: **The one with the best clutches. And the Kettle weezes.**

[@super_pro1000alt]

10:13 the most high pitched, out of character laugh from techno

[@thelastender123]

"ahhhhhhhhh" thats some quality commentary right there

[@CandaceStill-qp2qr]

Rest in peace Tecno.He was a good man

[@mariaeleftheriou7483]

5:16 technoblade never dies

[@the_dfh]

Man, the last few words on this video........ 13:37

[@rasqille]

Techno never fails to make me laugh

[@HeroOfTwilight1]

Dude the end of the video hit hard. "I'll see you on the other side"

[@Bludisbluddingrn]

Rip Techno. Watching this compilation make me think of him. 😢

[@Get1Jinxed]

any1 else just coming back to watch funny compilations of Techoblade again?..

[@nova-vv4tq]

the ppl that lest deserve leaving, do. techno is the forever living truth

[@dedewrap]

i didnt really know of techno till he passed but watching clips of him n shit brings me so muc joy

[@TK-7193]

technoblade never dies, he is just MIA.

[@techno16111]

7:18 beautiful. absolutely perfect.

[@Flitch300]

5:04 - I guess you can call *_*both*_* techno **AND** this random player clutch in this clip! 😂

[@grazik]

You are my secret weapon against sadness. I miss you technoblade.

[@dastardlyruby74737]

Threatening the best Minecraft player with death then seeing them put on full enchanted netherite armor then pulling out the axe of peace as I assume is probably the wrong situations to be in

[@juliette3109]

I needed this today:)

[@jeremieportejoie2254]

Technoblade, The man that makes everyone around looks stupid and bad at games because he is so intelligent and skilled.

[@keyrogue9324]

i miss dis guy... he was such a legend

[@hunterschweighausertv4805]

Not even close baby technoblade never dies😭

[@Space_025]

Bro what a nerd on a serious note rip Alex hope he gets some nice rest

[@azuliakitten9197]

*"I completely believe someone dropped rookie axes into his hopper system* becauseitwasm- *But that's not the real reason..."*

[@Stojkalo]

Legend was standing in the chamger of Drift's portal. Mythics has it that those who dare experience the hardships of the Rift meet the legend himself at the end of the dimension,

[@doornob4260]

Technoblade never dies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@SilentHand12]

Technoblade never dies...KZbin I swear if you remove his channel- the entire platform, KZbinrs, Viewers will be after you. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Legends Never Die... We will Remember you, I will never get my dream, of playing with you

[@nathanielpatrickhermoso]

I miss him uploading vids after my exam to make me happy :(

[@Heckre-kv9lb]

Techo: THY END IS NOW!!!

[@beastalex7832]

This makes me feel human again

[@black-gs8nk]

1 year o7

[@KeenanMoore-nh4gb]

Dumbledore said that he would be truly gone if no one trusted him any more. Same with Techno

[@ItsMeWulex]

The royalty free music montage omg where is that video frommm xDDDDDD also the "because it was me" in the beginning omfg techno is the GOAT

[@ironkid9485]

That ending line hits different now

[@E_E69]

1:47 anyone know whicu video that's from?

[@KiwiDZ213]

The smartest killer in Minecraft history

[@weirdowithwifi1860]

Bittersweet video, but still the best strats.

[@sirpreston7282]

See you on the other side Technoblade

[@huntergrew6644]

video idea: Sleepy Bois being mean to eachother for X minutes straight

[@kidscandoit5509]

technoblade never dies

[@CibuYT]

0:19 I laughed so god damn hard

[@boywithmonkyboy]

5:20 techno is like are you sure about that

[@drewaj]

bro put "LET'S CYBERBULLY CANCER!" for the fundraiser, why would we cyberbully ppl who have cancer

[@hockadiamond]

Bruh

[@andutu3163]

Bruh moment

[@Enigma861]

too bad he couldn't outsmart death lmao

[@Zeroneii3]

was he supposed to cure cancer?

[@Enigma861]

@@Zeroneii3 wasn't strong enough to beat it what an L

[@Zeroneii3]

@@Enigma861 what does that have to do with outsmarting?

[@jonathannash8471]

​@@Enigma861I feel like Techno would've supported this meme, provided it's not done out of hate that is.

[@cyroedits1479]

the old techlaugh was cursed 💀🤣

[@SottoWatchesYT]

"Technoblade never dies" looks like he died in the end

[@FroggyVr2023]

I swear if the whole rest of the comments are “RIP THECNO THENCOBLADE NEVER DIES!” I’m going bang my head on a wall

[@KingClown12]

Title: 1000 IQ Desc: 10000 IQ Confusion Moment help

[@isaaccraig8711]

Making other Minecraft players look like dummies is what he does best

[@Wilderharris-n6e]

I kinda forgot he was dead(techno never dies and rip )

[@punprincess3214]

Technoblade isn't dead, he told us he was gonna fight god, so he’s using his IQ to give god an ass whoopin'

[@theformer1337agent]

milking his content but the money goes to his cancer foundation respect

[@TheArtGuyChannel]

in a sense this creates even more profit for the donations, this is genius level

[@pastebean1987]

Remember this channel get subscribers so it is still making profit out of it

[@Iliadic]

Such a Technoblade move tbh. Everyone milking content out of the terrible news but also donating tons of money for cancer research...definitely something Tecfhno would have done.

[@sliverhalo9286]

@@pastebean1987 it is clearly about more though... if they wanted more subs they couldve done this when his name was trending, as well as made monetized videos as non monetized ones don't receive much recommendation.

[@skull_beatbox5716]

I miss him so much

[@blazekitsune]

See ya on the other, man o7

[@derrickstorm6976]

Oh to be as talented as Techno

[@Luckilly_]

I’m sorry I fucking died when he destroyed Lauren’s build by like 1%- She is one of my fav KZbinrs and I just died.

[@raerae4099]

Antarctic Empire: *does not contain Antarctica*

[@Zeroneii3]

it had to be unclaimed to claim the rest of the world plus the claim is just purely cosmetic, their base was in Antarctica

[@takeshi5619]

Techno can never die!, except when he ran into cancer