In another episode of Detroit Become Corpses... Valefisk decided to commit ton of war crimes. Totally not disobeying the Geneva Convention.
@skirk2485 жыл бұрын
Another vs AI?
@braidans47675 жыл бұрын
I hate to break it to you vale but I'm sorry to say that Halo Reach is not a part of the master chief collection :( (buy for some reason ODST is??) EDIT: so I just looked up the PC version online... Yo Microsoft why you cuck me PC owners of master chief collection get reach but us Xbox players Don't!?! Wtf.
@cropathfinder5 жыл бұрын
its coming this week... we hope
@DoktorObvious5 жыл бұрын
If they dont include Halo 3 ODST with its original firefight mode Im actually going to kill somebody
@tehdappermudkip23915 жыл бұрын
"How do I fight air units with cannon fodder?" Form grunt bridges and walls like in World War Z.
@coolfire-xunknown5505 жыл бұрын
TehDapper Mudkip they actually throw stones, I play yapyap all the time
@tehdappermudkip23915 жыл бұрын
@@coolfire-xunknown550 it seems Vale didn't care about that.
@thatundeadlegacy29855 жыл бұрын
toss the meat in their propellers
@shiinaai29785 жыл бұрын
Make grunt slingshot and use it to throw grunts at enemy fliers.
@davidm51725 жыл бұрын
I'm dying from this comment 😂😂😂
@davidmullally47925 жыл бұрын
"If the man in front of you dies pick up his gu- oh wait they don't have guns." -Vapefisk 2019 Edit- “Shoot the medic! Shoot the medic!” - Vapefisk warcrime #223
@khornedmaple5 жыл бұрын
It's "Vaepfisk" akshually.
@paraduxius28065 жыл бұрын
The most suprising thing is not that someone commented Valefisk's everyday life, but rather that I actully read this comment the same time vale said this.
@davidmullally47925 жыл бұрын
yoonwoo park oh shit now I need a spoiler warning on the comment.
@sassyMcpussy5 жыл бұрын
@@davidmullally4792 spoiler warning!
@David-eh9le5 жыл бұрын
"Kill the medic, kill the medic" How to get charged for Warcrimes Chapter 1
@DegenWeb5 жыл бұрын
Can I get a preview on chapter 2?
@Predator42ID5 жыл бұрын
Killing medics is no longer a war crime bub. Other wise why would the Combat air controllers be armed to the teeth.
@David-eh9le5 жыл бұрын
@@Predator42ID there is a difference between armed and unarmed Medics. U can shoot at any armed medic like a madlad, but u "arent allowed" to shoot at unarmed Medics.
@David-eh9le5 жыл бұрын
@@DegenWeb Chapter 2 The sound of Silence Chemical/Biological Weapons and how to use them in Urban environment
@David-eh9le5 жыл бұрын
@@DegenWeb for chapter 3 i thought about Something with "Napalm Sticks to Kidz"
@NovelPond5 жыл бұрын
truly the battle of the century, Banditboy76 vs NormalTrack8301 who will prevail
@DhonJoe5 жыл бұрын
Command and Conquer generals/zero hour war crimes firebombing napalm and toxins please!
@grimm_plush5 жыл бұрын
say the n word again
@marvinlalandos7732 жыл бұрын
@@DhonJoe "MELT! Everything MUST MELT!" Tsing Shi Tao
@ZESAUCEBOSS5 жыл бұрын
"By the power of conscripts we are back in the game" - Joseph Stalin late 1942
@shamrocksardonic25825 жыл бұрын
@Commissar Lord It's a famous quote by Stalin.
@quinnamations97155 жыл бұрын
“This game is whack, I love it” -Valefisk 2019
@DhonJoe5 жыл бұрын
Command Conquer Generals/Zero Hour war crimes!
@-Raylight5 жыл бұрын
Abusing the game ✗ Breaking Geneva Convention ✔ Oh wait that's worse Oh well they're aliens anyway -Headbutt exterminatus button-
@theinfinium32475 жыл бұрын
F@#$%N HERETICS!
@generalgrievous36675 жыл бұрын
PURGE THE FOUL XENOOOOOOOS
@fawwazn.12445 жыл бұрын
BURN IN HOLY HELL FIRE!!!!
@generalgrievous36675 жыл бұрын
BROTHER I AM PINNED HERE
@empireofitalypsstimfromano50252 жыл бұрын
PURGE THE X E N O
@lordsplashingtontheiii67785 жыл бұрын
You need to teach your conscripts to climb ontop of the corpses. Eventually, the mountain of corpses will become high enough for them to punch the flying units down!
@nicorozner74173 жыл бұрын
The UN: Don't execute prisoners, don't use incendiary weapons, don't gas enemies. Vale: Stop saying "don't" when you mean "you will."
@CommanderG79795 жыл бұрын
When Russia goes to space, but forgets to give their men guns.
@frenchsoldier84855 жыл бұрын
No no, we are competent in what we do, Grunts aren't
@funeraloak74225 жыл бұрын
*their I dont know how this is so hard
@bonogiamboni48305 жыл бұрын
*the single gun.
@stevanpetrovic63085 жыл бұрын
@@funeraloak7422 theyur*
@KWCHope5 жыл бұрын
@@frenchsoldier8485 says the french soldier
@legatelaurie5 жыл бұрын
The US have a piece of legislation allowing the president to take any action necessary (including declaring war) if a US citizen is being trialed by an international court that they aren't parley to, including the Hague
@arueshalaetablebuildingsociety5 жыл бұрын
Which would likely never get used, as it would completely isolate us from the rest of the world, it would sever any alliances we had, and would be an utter diplomatic disaster because each and every one of our enemies/rivals would use that as proof that the US commits war crimes they don't want everyone finding out about. But, also, we are technically attached to the ICC as an observer. Kind-of like having Federation Associate status in Stellaris.
@archsteel75 жыл бұрын
@@arueshalaetablebuildingsociety R/Whoosh ... Also, you're overestimating the intelligence of the current administration by assuming they'd know that
@arueshalaetablebuildingsociety5 жыл бұрын
@@archsteel7 The Administration, I think, is intelligent enough to know the kind of shit certain individuals in the Administration are getting it into.
@legatelaurie5 жыл бұрын
Oh definitely, its just fun to imagine a war being fought over Vale being trialed by the Hague
@mr.goldfish15305 жыл бұрын
@@arueshalaetablebuildingsociety Bold of you to assume they're allies and not puppet states.
@jonasmenz77675 жыл бұрын
"as you can probably tell from the title we are gonna break the geneva convention" i like how vale can say that without even having to know the title in advance.
@bobtheseed4574 жыл бұрын
Valefisk 'Burn them all, Burn them all!' 'Shoot the medic, shoot the medic!' *Screams of dying soilders* 'Ah well, they're just conscripts' *Suicidaly charges an army* 'Just keep them occupied' 'Fire the methane!'
@tcarra455 жыл бұрын
“Halo wars 2” now that’s a name I haven’t heard in a while...
@serubyne575 жыл бұрын
Medic: *exists* Vaepfisk: _I'm about to end this man's entire career_
@AggronAaron5 жыл бұрын
Units Lost: 345 *highest* Game: VICTORY
@christophervanoster4 жыл бұрын
Yap yap in a nutshell
@michaellyons46215 жыл бұрын
99% casualty rate: VICTORY
@traviswilliams23485 жыл бұрын
9:22 "by the power of conscripts we're back in the game" Reavers: am I a joke to you?
@ericareaper87502 жыл бұрын
The conscripts were using the Reavers
@mr_jiblets5 жыл бұрын
By the power of conscripts we are back in the game Other player: *Am I a joke to you*
@leester86874 жыл бұрын
Imagine an ability for yap yap called ODSG (orbital drop shock grunt) basically instead of highly trained marines a bunch of grunts jump out of phantoms, using their body as projectiles, killing themselves and anyone below them
@palmermiddlekauff60305 жыл бұрын
as someone who actually knows how to play this game this video absolutely kills me. "full" population at 100, no vehicle upgrades in lategame, no unit counters or actual strategic use of leader powers. AND THEY DONT LOSE IMMEDIATELY SOMEHOW!?!?!?!? I love it!
@Raptor7475 жыл бұрын
2:15 That moment when you want to mock Russia, but you realize that you don't even meet its standards
@c-man94065 жыл бұрын
I dont think using Imperial guardsmen tactic in Halo War is a good idea Oh wait..
@seelcudoom14 жыл бұрын
hey is it me or are the canon fodder grunts smaller then the regular grunts, so not only are these unpaid, unarmed conscripts, but they are probably children as well
@rafaelbreno29815 жыл бұрын
Aerial bombardment and international law Article 25: The attack or bombardment, by whatever means, of towns, villages, dwellings, or buildings which are undefended is prohibited. Article 26: The officer in command of an attacking force must, before commencing a bombardment, except in cases of assault, do all in his power to warn the authorities. Article 27: In sieges and bombardments all necessary steps must be taken to spare, as far as possible, buildings dedicated to religion, art, science, or charitable purposes, historic monuments, hospitals, and places where the sick and wounded are collected, provided they are not being used at the time for military purposes. It is the duty of the besieged to indicate the presence of such buildings or places by distinctive and visible signs, which shall be notified to the enemy beforehand. So far, all fine! :D
@Predator42ID5 жыл бұрын
That only applies to NATO, US ignores that because the area's you just added can be used as shields and thus will and have gotten hit by Hellfires and JDAMS.
@thealgorithm34124 жыл бұрын
@@Predator42ID but the US is part of NATO
@kafeelshah7925 жыл бұрын
Finally Vale "Warcrimes" fisk has uploaded another video.
@Volthoom5 жыл бұрын
One day Vale will get to Stronghold or Supreme Commander...:D
@neopangean62185 жыл бұрын
That was a genuine tense game, just watching had me on my seat.
@TranquillShot5 жыл бұрын
"he's only got one base, this is it" "that was his last base, he's out of it" "Here's his last base" Something sounds... familiar. Could it be the cries of the conscripts?
@Jockster1095 жыл бұрын
13:29 "Two Scarabs I repeat two Scarabs"
@antoniosaenz3754 жыл бұрын
Take On Will I remember in halo wars one, that if you see two your fucked unless you are your teammates use all of your main hero abilities
@PsychadelicoDuck4 жыл бұрын
15:55 What I want to know is how Vapefisk managed to lose more units than he actually built.
@patrickreville4978 Жыл бұрын
I forget which unit it is but when it dies it spawns a few grunts so thsts how he lost more than he built
@JohnDayguy5 жыл бұрын
"So what do you do for a living?" 'OH you know. Dying"
@dfsdhjk47805 жыл бұрын
If only your conscripts could throw other conscripts "deploying tactical conscripts!" - Best military leader, 5267
@ItsAGorillaStudios5 жыл бұрын
This is exactly why I SUBSCRIMED to Vaepfisk.
@ericiron45205 жыл бұрын
perfect simulation of the raid on Area 51
@metalapplesus2 жыл бұрын
Banditboy76: "At first it was going well... then setback after setback, loss after loss, made what was going to be a quick and decisive win into one hour of hell."
@alexanderinoa78505 жыл бұрын
Me: hears the famous ‘they outnumber us three to one’ speech, meaning he has memorized it, Also me: *Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well.*
@donutlovingwerewolf88372 жыл бұрын
well duh, it aint that hard to memorize 22 words... wow i actually counted all those words
@darkladylumiya18285 жыл бұрын
You gotta play Dawn of War Ultimate Apocalypse. You’ll have no clue what you’re doing but it’ll be great (also there are conscripts if you play Imperial Guard. You can have like 10 units of 30 guys each for free)
@sicarius65015 жыл бұрын
Ah yes,the game where crimes against humanity are encouraged
@darkladylumiya18285 жыл бұрын
A Warhammer 40k Intellectual What? There’s no “kill civilians to win” game mode. That’s not a thing
@sicarius65015 жыл бұрын
@@darkladylumiya1828 oops, hol' on lemme edit it
@olliklive21163 жыл бұрын
@@darkladylumiya1828 Don’t mind me, reviving a dead comment. But there is a game mode where the entire objective is to kill the enemy’s civilians.
@darkladylumiya18283 жыл бұрын
@@olliklive2116 You are indeed correct
@finisterre24155 жыл бұрын
Bold of you to assume the banished follow the geneva convention
@niceguycj5 жыл бұрын
im happy you finally played this game, been waiting for this since you uploaded the video on the first halo wars.
@empireofitalypsstimfromano50252 жыл бұрын
They: *Only Use Air* You: *Only Use Anti-Air* They: *Switch To Anti-Vehicle * You: Oh Sh*t, Oh F-
@iamtru95075 жыл бұрын
Grunt: *Conscript training finished!*
@SPARR0E5 жыл бұрын
That was amazing. I'd love to see more stuff like this!
@manemperorofmankind81194 жыл бұрын
The condor was the answer to the age old question of almost 20 years ago by Caboose... “if you have a plane that can carry a tank, why not put the gun on the plane”
@loafofdisappointment1565 жыл бұрын
“Well that strategy didn’t work...let’s try it again!” Vaepfisk, destroyer of worlds, 2019
@jasonshine66995 жыл бұрын
Vale the type of dude to clap when the plane lands
@dylan0074 жыл бұрын
God imagine how fucking angry he is after losing to a Rank 6
@charlesdzialak57195 жыл бұрын
Got a notification of a upload and saw abusing and thought "oh its vale"
@SentryWill5 жыл бұрын
WTF this isn't a HOI4 Soviet campaign the video title lied to me
@god-of-a-new-world77865 жыл бұрын
The enemy: I fight for an honorable victory! Valefisk: I fight for my fucking life!
@BigJubble5 жыл бұрын
99% casualties....VICTORY!
@somebodynamedkage95805 жыл бұрын
Whats the only thing more unproductive than the Hapsburg Prince's fertility rates? Valefisk's upload schedule.
@marcellorenzz95255 жыл бұрын
I watched this right after SpiffingBrits Rimworld Organ Harvesting Videos... Now I am afraid of what the allknowing algorithm thinks of me
@baz50425 жыл бұрын
Making Stalin and Mao proud with the “human” wave strategy.
@peterongan96554 жыл бұрын
That comeback is so sweet.
@neverendingchan7878 Жыл бұрын
Damn Valefisk, you predicted the future.
@bobtheseed4574 жыл бұрын
Alternative title: Sacrificing unarmed grunts to get victory
@cptray-steam3 жыл бұрын
talk about an epic come back.
@shaunlevin50815 жыл бұрын
9:50 Valefisk: What do you mean I did not see a medic. What war crimes.
@matthewconnelly49305 жыл бұрын
The man with the rifle shoots! The man with the rifle gets killed! The other man picks up the rifle and shoots!
@lemeres24785 жыл бұрын
Wait, do the conscripts literally cost nothing? I would imagine this would be an intended strategy in that case. Zerg rushing is far too famous a tactic (up there with button mashing) for them not to intend this with units limited only by the unit cap.
@MrValentineGhost5 жыл бұрын
Ngl that base cloaking shit was pretty clutch
@iexplodonateri73785 жыл бұрын
Broken Halo Wars 2 tactic: Commander Jerome's Mastodon Marines. Add Snipers if Banished enemies are present.
@wasteitonme5444 жыл бұрын
I see Vaelfisk has embraced the imperial guard way of war.
@struangallie44015 жыл бұрын
“What the fuck do I do with cannon fodder against air units” Ho Chi Minh March 8 1965
@delilas23985 жыл бұрын
They didn't retaliate very well when you started to build anti air units. I think that's mainly where they messed up. Although the all sentinel army was also not the smartest idea
@DerCharacter5 жыл бұрын
I heard that Kinsano has flamethrowers and flame hogs........ Barbecue time perhaps?
@KennyAnimations5 жыл бұрын
i feel like isp and vale are slowly switching their style of comedy with each other
@thebirdgang22405 жыл бұрын
Valefisk's saga as a war criminal continues
@charithalakshan10314 жыл бұрын
"Kill the medic!! Kill the medic!!" Corporal Tanaka Igiyoshi, Iwo Jima, 1945
@lenno_74615 жыл бұрын
Geneva convention... pfffft more like bucket list
@Onkim23085 жыл бұрын
Vale goes to the battlefield as a commander and just says to his superiors sir i will not risk anyone. Calls for prisoner
@thechannel85854 жыл бұрын
Those grunts sure do have a lot of arms.
@philipiannaco54315 жыл бұрын
Grunt: Wait till my lawyer hears this Valefisk:Death it is then
@co25ify5 жыл бұрын
This was such a tense battle, I really was surprised when your team pulled the game back in your favor lmaoo
@weberman1734 жыл бұрын
the free Infantry reminds me of Battle for Middleearth 2.. where one faction had free orcs.... and you could use these orcs in the slaughter house to gain resources.. basicly making it so you spawned orcs to slaughter them..
@warrenharkness2754 жыл бұрын
13:27 "2 scarabs, i repeat 2 scarabs"
@beefyblom2 жыл бұрын
putting the "casual" in "casualties"
@RedGreekWolf5 жыл бұрын
I gotta get this game just to send thousands of grunts to Gulags, I mean the frontline of glorious battle where they will definitely not be put into mass graves.
@michaelnoctor15195 жыл бұрын
Valefisk and abuse go together like peanut butter and jelly
@pixelydaddyo21275 жыл бұрын
Battle of Stalingrad (Color) (Circa 1943)
@cameron50915 жыл бұрын
The only thing I heard through out this video is "let the bodies hit the floor let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the *yap* *yap* flooooooooooooor"
@oreolord77945 жыл бұрын
I think valefisk should play kenshi, with the right mods slaverly, burning people alive, Raiding, torture, religous zeal, skinning people alive, kidnapping and mass starvation could all be possible crimes to add to his quickly growning list
@DolosSolos5 жыл бұрын
Russia will never forget all those canon foder that bought Valefisk and his ally time and distracted the enemy units fire
@mrver4275 жыл бұрын
i have a strategy that consisted of a hero unit, some engineers and a shitton of blister backs
@Freesorin8375 жыл бұрын
I’m just gonna throw it out there that I have no problem with land mines. They are an effective and valid strategy at combating an enemy. Also, medics are a part of the enemy war machine and they keep the enemy going. Not being allowed to kill medics is like not being allowed to destroy enemy supplies.
@bagelbandlt65262 жыл бұрын
What a Rollercoaster of emotion
@ChaoFarmer5 жыл бұрын
Please post more of this I love this
@Daftens5 жыл бұрын
Who knew that pledging people not to shot you for a few seconds is a effective strategy
@PeekaBlue05 жыл бұрын
Geneva convention: exists Valefisk: im gonna pretend i didnt see that
@richer71145 жыл бұрын
Yapyap the destroyer ,both sides suffers from his strategy.
@snake45aiman5 жыл бұрын
*UN see valefisk video* UN : Ah shit,here the warcrime again
@Morkelfan5 жыл бұрын
Wow, the audio clipping is pretty noticable.
@oliverbauer89105 жыл бұрын
That halo 3 voiceover was great
@chief80125 жыл бұрын
Ah I see you too are a man of YapYap. Welcome to the morally dubious foil my brother.
@YungFrenchToasty4 жыл бұрын
Bro they had to have been embarrassed by that loss lmfao
@Secretfire215 жыл бұрын
"people call me a murderer even though ive never been caught yet" -mister plinket
@henwald78985 жыл бұрын
I see you are using the proper imperial guard strategy.
@joeykijuancepeda40785 жыл бұрын
Surprised he’s never played Supreme Commander 2 yet on the channel, I think he’d enjoy the hell out of it