The Final Boss of Bad Chinese Blockbusters | Video Essay

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Accented Cinema

Accented Cinema

Күн бұрын

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@AccentedCinema
@AccentedCinema Жыл бұрын
Update: Demonitized because Lin Chi-ling is too hot to handle. Worth it. ------- I love Yui Hatano in Yakuza Kiwami.
@svalfish1716
@svalfish1716 Жыл бұрын
truly a cultured individual
@jakehaw6208
@jakehaw6208 Жыл бұрын
was this a dare...
@mrnarason
@mrnarason Жыл бұрын
she's my fav also lol
@hansnoor9637
@hansnoor9637 Жыл бұрын
yes, i'll stick to your recommendation
@WOSHIYEBO
@WOSHIYEBO Жыл бұрын
shame on you hhhhhhhh now I have to check it out.
@raikaschieck1634
@raikaschieck1634 Жыл бұрын
"In a race your supposed to cross the finish line and not to chase after other people" is a lesson a lot of movie studios need to learn
@nightvisiongoggles
@nightvisiongoggles Жыл бұрын
Yup, that's what Warner Bros. did with the DC franchise, it was doing quite well as its own thing until they decided to chase after Marvel and be another MCU.
@vikareus1257
@vikareus1257 Жыл бұрын
@@nightvisiongogglesIn general? Most people wouldn’t want to see something that are dime a dozen; they want to see something *different*. Sure, they will have some recognizable elements because everything is a remix to a degree, but it will be *your* remix and nobody else’s.
@willworkforfood7028
@willworkforfood7028 Жыл бұрын
Also to applies to most business. You can't win first place by following your competitors.
@jp3813
@jp3813 Жыл бұрын
@@vikareus1257 Except the huge success of Disney's live action remakes destroys that theory. Hollywood follows the money.
@jp3813
@jp3813 Жыл бұрын
@@nightvisiongoggles To be fair, I don't think WB wanted a race in the first place. They just wanted to capitalize on the trend.
@brainnotfound337
@brainnotfound337 Жыл бұрын
here we go again, accented cinema torture himself for our own entertainment
@stellviahohenheim
@stellviahohenheim Жыл бұрын
bing chilling
@oof2104
@oof2104 Жыл бұрын
love seeing orbits here 😸
@aspinninggreycube1270
@aspinninggreycube1270 Жыл бұрын
The problem with this review is that the opening shot of those girls on roller blades dressed in silver exploding still makes me want to see the movie.
@sinisterpanda2738
@sinisterpanda2738 Жыл бұрын
Don't let your heart(or crotch) win. It's not worth it.
@divineflu34567
@divineflu34567 Жыл бұрын
​@@sinisterpanda2738men ☕
@picahudsoniaunflocked5426
@picahudsoniaunflocked5426 Жыл бұрын
Can we edit it down to just the good stuff & make a cool music video? Is there 3 minutes of good in that film?
@hafirenggayuda
@hafirenggayuda Жыл бұрын
Tbf, that scene look stupidly interesting, people would watch for stupid fun
@thedapperdolphin1590
@thedapperdolphin1590 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, I think explosions and attractive ladies are two broadly appealing things.
@Pratchettgaiman
@Pratchettgaiman Жыл бұрын
“Ha ha you all thought I was the kid’s mom, but I was actually the kid’s dad!”
@vikashnegi1481
@vikashnegi1481 8 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@theoheinrich529
@theoheinrich529 Жыл бұрын
"Desperately trying to prove to the world that you are a winner, not a weiner." fire line
@shebjess
@shebjess Жыл бұрын
"You're supposed to race towards the finish line, not chase other people". Give me a minute, Zhang just blew my mind a little bit
@stephenbradford8524
@stephenbradford8524 Жыл бұрын
Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyup. Stellar line.
@iamnoone21
@iamnoone21 Жыл бұрын
The image of the wife calmly asking if her husband is only with her bc of their son, while dangling from a helicopter which kidnapped her using suction cups on the top of her car like an arcade claw game, is so stupid and unintentionally hilarious edit: actually they might be magnets, but still...he shouldn't even be able to hear her with the helicopter going lol
@KF-zb6gi
@KF-zb6gi Жыл бұрын
Ahahhahah fair point
@eleesiasportraits6114
@eleesiasportraits6114 9 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@paulthomas8884
@paulthomas8884 9 ай бұрын
Sure he can. She has her phone on speaker, that's what makes it so realistic.
@JW-vi6eu
@JW-vi6eu Жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for making this. I watched this in the theater, but forgot its name. I was haunted by how terrible it is. Finally, having named this film, I can put my trauma behind me...
@picahudsoniaunflocked5426
@picahudsoniaunflocked5426 Жыл бұрын
It’s ok. Take deep breaths. You’re safe here. Visualize all the good Chinese movies, all holding you. You are safe now. The bad movie has gone away.
@claudius3359
@claudius3359 Жыл бұрын
I don't even watch the film,but I already feel nauseous from watching this review
@MasoTrumoi
@MasoTrumoi Жыл бұрын
"In a race you need to run to the finish line, not chase after others." Bravo. Perfect way to articulate the issue with trend-chasing.
@TheBlackcaterpillar
@TheBlackcaterpillar Жыл бұрын
Yoo, when he say “yui hatano” we know that our friend not only have movie knowledge, he have another “Movie” knowledge too. The real man of culture.
@vangmx
@vangmx Жыл бұрын
And it’s funny that Yui Hatano became famous outside of Japan because of her resemblance to Lin Chiling. 😂😂😂
@Napoleonic_S
@Napoleonic_S Жыл бұрын
I just searched and didn't see the resemblance.
@felisasininus1784
@felisasininus1784 Жыл бұрын
​@@Napoleonic_S You need to look for the ones with her clothes on.
@berniethekiwidragon4382
@berniethekiwidragon4382 11 ай бұрын
​@@vangmxYui Hatano is often referred to as the "AV version of Lin Chiling".
@winj3r
@winj3r Жыл бұрын
Cool to see that China can make movies as bad as Hollywood.
@greenhowie
@greenhowie Жыл бұрын
Honestly I'd rather watch this than The Flash. Not saying much but still.
@sweetballs4742
@sweetballs4742 Жыл бұрын
​@@greenhowieas a guy who watch this movie a month ago, I rather watch flash instead
@zitronentee
@zitronentee Жыл бұрын
I think you can also say so in Hong Kong golden cinema era. But somehow HK cinema often has the 'so bad it's good' and stood the test of time.
@NeostormXLMAX
@NeostormXLMAX Жыл бұрын
@@sweetballs4742you made that up lmao😂😂
@sweetballs4742
@sweetballs4742 Жыл бұрын
@@NeostormXLMAX making this up like what? Watching it for free in a website called Kiss Asian? Why are you assuming that I'm making this up? So you can start an argument here in youtube comment section?
@Kwizt_36
@Kwizt_36 Жыл бұрын
Yui Hatano huh.. I see you are an absolute man of culture..
@tedjomuljono3052
@tedjomuljono3052 Жыл бұрын
Switch makes the absurd resurrection of dead characters and enemies joining the good guys in each Fast & Furious movies look very reasonable in comparison
@andylausupremacy6478
@andylausupremacy6478 Жыл бұрын
I was simply enchanted with this movie getting humiliated left, right and centre. I love the version you got for The Switch was Cantonese dubbed, just makes this analysis even more hilarious!
@neojb1989
@neojb1989 Жыл бұрын
I took away two things from this video. 1 ) Movie was bad. 2 ) Yui Hatano is good. Stellar video!
@hiramesensei3112
@hiramesensei3112 8 ай бұрын
cant confirm #1, can confirm #2
@canadianbacon117
@canadianbacon117 Жыл бұрын
Hall of Mirrors in Versailles is my favourite running joke. 10/10.
@winniethewhor
@winniethewhor Жыл бұрын
I am honestly impressed at how bad this movie is. It feels like some kind of accomplishment. It deserves some kind of award.
@Jackson-nr2mw
@Jackson-nr2mw 8 ай бұрын
😂 its so bad, i bet it would be hilarious to watch drunk
@originaozz
@originaozz Жыл бұрын
This movie break the one rule of cinema: Making police more competent at job than the leads.😅
@RhiannonSenpai
@RhiannonSenpai Жыл бұрын
I'm glad in the these last few years Chinese cinema decided to stop copying American big budget action commercial movies and instead chose to adapt Chinese sci-fi novels like The Wandering Earth series into a movie franchise.
@remliqa
@remliqa Жыл бұрын
I only know of Wandering Earth because of people mocking the horrible science and bad plots of the first movie.
@jakey14344
@jakey14344 Жыл бұрын
If not Chinese sci-fi novels, the patriotic war films also make bank. For starters, The Battle at Lake Changjin is the second highest grossing film of 2021 only beaten by No Way Home.
@recoil53
@recoil53 Жыл бұрын
I wish Hollywood would stop trying to copy their own big budget action. The whole "cinematic universe" thing needs to die.
@RhiannonSenpai
@RhiannonSenpai Жыл бұрын
@@recoil53 I agree.
@NeostormXLMAX
@NeostormXLMAX Жыл бұрын
Good path to take, more sci fi series should be adapted
@Mickey-v7p
@Mickey-v7p Жыл бұрын
"Ok, Andy, we know that this movie's gonna stink yet we need you to make this movie worth watching. Don't worry, you'll be compensated greatly"
@MrWillypanda88
@MrWillypanda88 Жыл бұрын
Damn. does Andy Lau aged past 35 years old? He should be so damn old now... still looks amazing
@idnyftw
@idnyftw Жыл бұрын
maybe in a twist he rips his hot dude face off revealing his old dude face like in the movie
@MrWillypanda88
@MrWillypanda88 Жыл бұрын
@@idnyftw that would be.... Harrowing 😅
@KF-zb6gi
@KF-zb6gi Жыл бұрын
@@idnyftw damn bro that would be peerless
@princesshamburglar9659
@princesshamburglar9659 Жыл бұрын
My first time watching something from this channel. Awesome script. The final parallel between vanity culture and _its tendency to make people compare with eachother_ vs _the movie trying using european standards as a point of comparison_ hit so well it didn't even look like a parallel. Damn
@FaithfulHorrorhound
@FaithfulHorrorhound Жыл бұрын
Hollywood's suffering massively, too. They have yet to figure out that big budget special effects doesn't equate to a good story and too many movies have bombed in the last decade because of current trend being chased, sparsely any original stories.
@recoil53
@recoil53 Жыл бұрын
As cinema audiences dwindled and the MCU grew, fear of originality grew. Some like to think that capitalists are fearless captains in the sea of fate, but the ones who are already rich are more afraid to loss money by trying something new. It's also telling that movie story telling has declined at the same time prestige TV has grown. The budgets are smaller, everybody is fighting for a piece of that pie, yet at the same time consumers can also watcher more on TV/streaming.
@tastiGMmaster2099
@tastiGMmaster2099 Жыл бұрын
@@recoil53 "As cinema audiences dwindled and the *MCU* grew, fear of originality grew." Uh...no, that's been a problem that predated, and existed independent of the MCU. Like even with this year, the two biggest movies that are currently the only big $1 billion hits, both are adaptations of existing properties: one a video game franchise, the other a toy franchise. Neither are in the superhero genre.
@recoil53
@recoil53 Жыл бұрын
@@tastiGMmaster2099 And it's not necessary for either to be in the superhero genre for me to be right. The fact that they were part of existing successful intellectual properties bolsters my point. I said the fear grew, I never said it didn't exist before.
@tastiGMmaster2099
@tastiGMmaster2099 Жыл бұрын
@@recoil53 my issue is your choice of narrowing on MCU specifically and nothing else, since it’s kind of an issue of film discourse of people picking out the MCU when the issue with Hollywood is far beyond those movies. (Or at worse, people are using it as an excuse to shit on the MCU)
@recoil53
@recoil53 Жыл бұрын
@@tastiGMmaster2099 You realize it's a KZbin post and not a dissertation, right?
@randallrona9618
@randallrona9618 Жыл бұрын
The Switch: *exist* Accented Cinema: Ah sh*t here we go again.
@hanchiman
@hanchiman Жыл бұрын
Honestly, I kinda miss the 90's "Cultural art" Chinese movies from Zhang Yimou type of social commentary and cultural change of China type of movies. The last art movie I saw was "Tangshan Earthquake"
@seanwong8479
@seanwong8479 Жыл бұрын
Plenty of them are around, for example, 隐入尘烟/Return to Dust from last year as well as the animated feature 深海/Deep Sea from this year and 野马分鬃/Striding Into the Wind from the year before. The difference in genre is much more clear in China now artsy movies generally cater to the artsy audience in China rather than either the mainstream audience or foreign. audience as it was the case in the 1990s. The only recent movie that still did that was 山河故人/Mountains May Depart from 2015. The failure of that movie to find the audience at home and lukewarm reception aboard meant this type of movie would fail both in the box office and as awards baits at foreign festivals. So, cultural change movie take the form of 你好李焕英Hi Mom, ( this genre is more popular in TV shows with coming of age theme like 以家人之名/Go ahead, 你好旧时光My huckleberry friends etc or family through the ages sagas like 人世间/A Lifelong Journey[which btw has a killer theme song mv watch?v=o1tludi1YeU], 温州一家人/Family On The Go, 金婚/Golden Marriage, 一年又一年 or even the Kewang/渴望 the first chinese long form TV series), while social commentary are more like 我不是药神Dying to Survive as well as currently airing movies like 八角笼中/Never Say Never and 孤注一掷/No More Bets, rather than Zhang Yimo type of films.
@SUPREME__EDITOR
@SUPREME__EDITOR Жыл бұрын
I guess the trilogy should be called " Vanity projects "
@KF-zb6gi
@KF-zb6gi Жыл бұрын
I think the car imitation was made for fraud, so we need another one to complete the trilogy
@hyakushiki4406
@hyakushiki4406 Жыл бұрын
the unholy trinity
@disgruntledowl5655
@disgruntledowl5655 Жыл бұрын
Oh my GOD I actually saw some of this movie when it came out (my parents were streaming it). I remember thinking “what the hell this is shit only a 12 year old boy would think is cool,” and that negatively colored my perception of Chinese movies for the longest time. Glad that Chinese filmmakers are finally telling the stories that matter to them!
@richardtseng9535
@richardtseng9535 Жыл бұрын
To be fair, at least this movie is trying to be (sort of) original. I remember catching some clear HK/Chinese knockoffs of Hollywood blockbusters in the '00s and 90s that were just a collection of stunts and memorable scenes pushed to 11 in ridiculousness without CG or any real plot. This one at least feels like maybe there's a hidden meaning even it that hidden meaning is, "Our investor/producers were all perverts."
@NeostormXLMAX
@NeostormXLMAX Жыл бұрын
This is kinda like a shawn of the dead, or scottpikgrim feel or something like suckerpunch, very how to describe and nonsensical and over the top but entertaining
@aznthy
@aznthy 11 ай бұрын
What a wall of word salad
@Mario_Angel_Medina
@Mario_Angel_Medina Жыл бұрын
Until arround 10 years ago, hack movie critics had the bad habit of saying every movie with frantic editing was "filmed like a videoclip"... but _Switch_ *really looks like a videoclip,* with its gaudy nightclub-looking scenery, its scantaly-clad women as decoration, its vignettes of weird imaginery without purpose interrupting the plot randomly, its tendecy to priorize "showingcwealth" and "being cool" over coherence
@Shellova
@Shellova Жыл бұрын
"..inspired by the hall of mirrors in Versailles" lmao I lost it 😂😂
@charpkun
@charpkun Жыл бұрын
You know, i believe all good cinema seems to have to go through this phase in their respective national industries. Big budget movies are all made by committee by its nature. All taste disappears when the producers hold the reigns of art. But eventually, some filmmakers float to the top earning the trust of the studios or money people and they let them do their thing, and good films are what come out as a result. But anyway, thank you again for this. I wish it was easier to have access to the movies you feature. People have to watch more "so bad it's good" chinese movies from the 2000s to understand the evolution of the good stuff coming out recently. I argue though that big budget movies still have little to no heart, but the success of things like hey mama, certainly propelled movies with more intimate subject matter to the mainstream movie theaters, widening its audience
@ivy4360
@ivy4360 Жыл бұрын
Thanks for mentioning The Wandering Earth 2 and DeepSea/ShenHai, would love to see a in depth video about these two great movies in the future.
@nikoladedic6623
@nikoladedic6623 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, he already did a video for original. Wonder what he will say about its prequel.
@BirdMoose
@BirdMoose Жыл бұрын
I would love to see a full video on modern (last 20ish years) Chinese films you like from across genres. As fun as hearing about the bad is, I found myself more interested in the movies you mentioned at the beginning, and I'm always on the lookout for films to add the my ever growing back log.
@T6S10CM
@T6S10CM Жыл бұрын
LMAO, THE DISCLAIMER IN THE THUMBNAIL🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@meerkats9317
@meerkats9317 Жыл бұрын
When you try to make a blockbuster and end up making a ballbuster
@phoenixz7011
@phoenixz7011 Жыл бұрын
thank you for talking about Switch 2013. I've always considered this one to be "The Room" of Chinese blockbusters, at some points ever funnier than The Room(in some ways it resembles Batman and Robin more, lol). This really is the best guilty pleasure. I've personally watched this more than 5 times and showed it to some of my friends who rejected it at first but slowly joined me as I laugh at all the weird sht happening on screen. The popcorn scene, the rollerblade scene, the 5-second Jingdong delivery scene, all of 佟dark为 scenes, all of 斯琴高娃, the ending twist, the horrible American villains, the hilarious mandarin dub, all the random locations. I just can't stop laughing at this monstrocity of a movie. We NEED more awareness for this. 🤣
@phoenixz7011
@phoenixz7011 Жыл бұрын
did I mention the little girl subplot? i can go on and on...
@Redem10
@Redem10 Жыл бұрын
I don't know, I feel like they'll be plenty of bad Chinese blockbusters in the years to come. I don't know any country that stop doing bad movies. We just optimize the numbers of good ones.
@yimhappy
@yimhappy Жыл бұрын
Another great video! But I'm still trying to forget Yang Zhang's line about washing your eyes with toilet water. Thanks(not) for that visual! 🙂
@hxteng5348
@hxteng5348 Жыл бұрын
You had me at the nurse costume 😂 bravo
@octochan
@octochan Жыл бұрын
All I got from this is that the scifi mockumentary Journey to the West sounds fascinating, and it's a bold move to name it after the most famous story in Chinese mythology. Looking forward to hearing you talk about it!
@jakelong8660
@jakelong8660 Жыл бұрын
Love “A Guilty Conscience (2023). I’m not sure mainland China even got to see it with how the message in the movie was basically criticizing the lack of justice in the courtroom and its government.
@AccentedCinema
@AccentedCinema Жыл бұрын
It wasn't available in theaters afaik, but it was available on streaming services.
@adisakditantimedh331
@adisakditantimedh331 Жыл бұрын
A Guilty Conscience is a Hong Kong movie, which has a different culture from Mainland China, and still British in its their thinking and their justice system, which is based on the British system, not the Mainland system.
@gaurav_dere8536
@gaurav_dere8536 Жыл бұрын
you should review how much of a disaster Aadipurush was. The most revolting movie India ever produced
@prasanth2601
@prasanth2601 Жыл бұрын
No
@AlexAzureOtaku
@AlexAzureOtaku Жыл бұрын
I doubt he has the context to appreciate what Chernobylian parts it has. It's bad for a number of reasons but mainly because it tries to mash two trash genres into one(trashy masala entertainment and repetitive mytho-retelling) both of which has cultural connotations
@marcosalmeida9244
@marcosalmeida9244 9 ай бұрын
12:16 Oh yes. I don't see many channels of your type talking about Eurocentrism in East Asia, I already had a conversation with a friend about how the visuals of anime are much more reminiscent of a Western person than an Eastern one. Your channel is very important.
@NazrielAl-Hafidz
@NazrielAl-Hafidz 8 ай бұрын
That depends on the anime. Usually, it's those isekai and fantasy ones that take a lot of inspiration from medieval Europe. Anime in general has a really Asian charm and some Western shows try to replicate that charm, like in the recent Scott Pilgrim anime, Voltron, Avatar: The Last Airbender, etc
@liberpolo5540
@liberpolo5540 Жыл бұрын
...inspired by the hall of mirrors in versailles" LOVE the comeback!!!
@thefruitman3200
@thefruitman3200 8 ай бұрын
3:08 jokes on you, i'm already subscribed
@sunfish_bloop
@sunfish_bloop Жыл бұрын
Your scriptwriting is fantastic as usual. I've had the opportunity to watch more Chinese movies recently so I'll be keeping an eye out.
@Tompsf1
@Tompsf1 Жыл бұрын
I didn’t know the word cringe could become one of the greatest understatements of all time. 😂 I love your work!
@ianrosenbalm6555
@ianrosenbalm6555 Жыл бұрын
The cultural underpinnings of vanity culture reflected in this movie really resonate for me, because on online forums I'm part of, a similar phenomenon is happening in my country (the Philippines). I suppose the prevalence of social media and the rise of influencers has a large impact on this, and it was cool to see you showcase how vanity culture reflects in art. Makes me want to watch bad movies from my own country to see what those imply about our current cultural landscape. 😆
@valiantchris6456
@valiantchris6456 Жыл бұрын
0:13 And this is where Zhang's sanity left the freaking window.
@hellohellohellohellohello-h5l
@hellohellohellohellohello-h5l 9 ай бұрын
The contempt in this man's voice is just wonderful.
@GalactivaPhantom
@GalactivaPhantom Жыл бұрын
A moment of silence for all the innocent ladies and gentlemen who doesn't know who is Yui Hatano
@idnyftw
@idnyftw Жыл бұрын
hear hear
@thuranz2773
@thuranz2773 Жыл бұрын
Whelp, I know now...
@lambda-m1676
@lambda-m1676 Жыл бұрын
Sorry man, Yakuza Kiwami already featured her
@Mirage-pz
@Mirage-pz Жыл бұрын
Sara Yurikawa in nurse costume?
@kiricappuchin
@kiricappuchin Жыл бұрын
"Desperately trying to convince the world you are a winner, not a weiner" is my new favorite quote
@kokoloko8423
@kokoloko8423 Жыл бұрын
Excellent essay with an heartwarming ending, I never heard of this movie before but enjoyed this video thoroughly and loads of titles made their way on my endless watchlist. Great channel!
@angryzombie8088
@angryzombie8088 6 ай бұрын
Story writer: What story should I write about? Director: Doesnt matter as long as Lin Chi-ling is in it!
@PedroCarvalhoLC43
@PedroCarvalhoLC43 8 ай бұрын
i was holding trying not to laugh loudly, but after the fencing fight between the bosses cracked me !!
@steinarvilnes3954
@steinarvilnes3954 Жыл бұрын
I kinda feel that Andy Lau and Tom Cruise are equivelent actors in each of their markets.
@DeanS946
@DeanS946 Жыл бұрын
Haha, I caught that Yui Hatano reference.
@tyraelk7629
@tyraelk7629 Жыл бұрын
You guys have no idea what we went though watching this in a movie theater, speaking as a Chinese
@bigmoviefreak
@bigmoviefreak Жыл бұрын
I might have lasted only 20 minutes into Switch. It is a discovery of many new ways a film is able to insult your intelligence.
@kevinsongxin2551
@kevinsongxin2551 Жыл бұрын
13:50 Journey to the West was soooooo good! Saw it on an airplane to china earlier this month.
@hakuei7530
@hakuei7530 Жыл бұрын
They got the Yui Hatano costume right. Good job AC.
@erniechang2915
@erniechang2915 Жыл бұрын
Chinese movies having a good year? Jackie Chan says HOLD MY BEER
@jackthompson8873
@jackthompson8873 Жыл бұрын
Ride on was actually pretty good lol To be honest and hidden strike was filmed about 4/5 year's ago it had a mess of post production
@Paulxl
@Paulxl Жыл бұрын
Let's be honest for a second. Bad movies aren't just a Chinese problem.
@Nodim1er
@Nodim1er Жыл бұрын
That opening line made me laugh so hard. Thank you😂
@xuedi
@xuedi Жыл бұрын
There is a genre of films in mainland that i love, usually critical and dark. Most of them have in common that they have a private backer, director has full control & they not legal to be shown in mainland, and not interesting enough to be shown outside (west). Usually a film the director can make them his friends (backers) and some film festivals like Berlinale, Venice film festival and so on ... No idea what the genre is called, maybe "Chinese independent author films"? Like: "Black Coal, Thin Ice", "11 Flowers", "Buddha Mountain", "The Shaft", "Blind Shaft", "Black Snow" and so on ... I would love to hear your input on those films :-)
@jackknight1899
@jackknight1899 Жыл бұрын
Deep Sea is such a beautiful and deep (pun intended) movie. I hope he will review this.
@om3g4z3r0
@om3g4z3r0 Жыл бұрын
'the hall of mirrors in versaile' makes me feel physical pain, i know our culture here in brazil has some unauthentic usage of foreign culture, but nothing will ever feel that distasteful and dishonest since china has 6k plus years of raw culture and a rich asian instead of tapping on that for his/her mansion, would go for the european one.
@JeusAlprime108
@JeusAlprime108 9 ай бұрын
this look like some rich AV director is filming this thing.
@AgeraRS7
@AgeraRS7 9 ай бұрын
😂😂
@emilybowman6415
@emilybowman6415 Жыл бұрын
In case anyone else missed it at first, here's his list of great Chinese movies made in the last few years: The Wandering Earth II Creation of the Gods I Deep Sea Journey to the West (2021) A Guilty Conscience Lost Love No More Bets Hachiko Hi, Mom Leap
@KF-zb6gi
@KF-zb6gi Жыл бұрын
Hi, Mom was so good! I'm gonna watch No More Bets coz it seems fun to gamble ahahhahah. Thanks for listing it!
@ArariaKAgelessTraveller
@ArariaKAgelessTraveller Жыл бұрын
we always have Journey to the west movie every few years
@emilybowman6415
@emilybowman6415 Жыл бұрын
@@ArariaKAgelessTraveller Yeah, you never know what you get if you pick a random one, some have been... less than stellar. So I made sure to date that one.
@shoegal
@shoegal Жыл бұрын
Super thanks. You saved me time
@SaberisloveSaberislife
@SaberisloveSaberislife 8 ай бұрын
Yui Hatano. Truly, a man of culture.
@philipsalama8083
@philipsalama8083 8 ай бұрын
"They both die" "He's alive" "She's alive" "Now she's a nun." You just made this movie sound way more interesting than it actually is.
@renzyy6179
@renzyy6179 Жыл бұрын
Please do a review with the Deep Sea movie! I swear chinese animation is on another level with the story telling and visuals.
@TheIndogamer
@TheIndogamer Жыл бұрын
Thank youuuu based Accented Cinema for torturing yourself for our entertainment
@il1680
@il1680 8 ай бұрын
4:38 NAHHH THEY EVEN GOT PARADISE ISLAND FROM THE BAHAMAS IN HERE DAWG 🔥💀
@stuntmonkey00
@stuntmonkey00 Жыл бұрын
I remember the 2010's here in Vancouver. The attitudes and trends shown here were on full display in the Chinese community. It was very image obsessed and people spent like drunken sailors. Watching this brings back memories of how shallow those times were. I mean, it's still like that, but in a less in your face kind of way. No good art can come out of a situation like that, but the bad art that era produced is a just as important an artistic mirror to society.
@KMO325
@KMO325 Жыл бұрын
I think the 2010s may be viewed in retrospect as a weird blip or dark/dork age in the history of Mainland Chinese cinema. Believe it or not post-Cultural Revolution cinema was not really that bad. The money was sparse, but filmmakers compensated with technique. A movie like The Horse Thief (1986) is still a gem of modern cinema, but with the coming of capitalism to the Chinese movie industry, technique took a back seat to vain spectacle. It seems now an equilibrium is being reached-we’ll see how long it last.
@fpedrosa2076
@fpedrosa2076 Жыл бұрын
I agree 100% with the first paragraph. But American anim industry chasing after Japan? What? They spent years trying to chase after early Pixar and Frozen. Same cartoony style with nice textures, a little stylized but not too much, and usually with a funny animal or side character. One of the things that differentiated Spiderverse from the others at the time was the more choppy, stylized animation which actually takes a few cues from 2D, including anime. Don't get me wrong, I'm really excited for this new era, and hope more cool stuff comes out. Animation is such a versatile medium, it deserves better than being stuck just to the one style because it's what's popular.
@KMO325
@KMO325 Жыл бұрын
@@fpedrosa2076 I see your point. I just took the paragraph out.
@MatthewGhirardi
@MatthewGhirardi Жыл бұрын
Chinese movies are becoming good again ever since Hi Mom!, the Asian representation is still going strong, let’s fucking go!
@PazCristo
@PazCristo Жыл бұрын
The last one is a legend, I think 劉華 will keep seeing it when he is in his nightmare.
@johnandrewliem
@johnandrewliem Жыл бұрын
Writers: how good do you want the plot for this movie? Director: NO Writers: I got u fam
@inkwhispermore3205
@inkwhispermore3205 7 ай бұрын
13:51 Journey to the West is my favorite Chinese movie in the past several years as well, so happy to see it
@新世界-b1z
@新世界-b1z Жыл бұрын
It's not a shitty movie without "questionable imagery" that has no relevance to the plot
@jurtra9090
@jurtra9090 Жыл бұрын
8:10 HE SAID IT AGAIN, FINALLY!!!! funny jokes aside, why do you care about Bechdel Test at all?
@sandercohen5445
@sandercohen5445 Жыл бұрын
Hey Accented, Have you watched the latest Chinese mythology adventure film 封神? Want to hear your opinion about it
@AccentedCinema
@AccentedCinema Жыл бұрын
Still waiting for it one to Canada
@RoyGarrick
@RoyGarrick Жыл бұрын
It failed the Bechdel test spectacularly 😂
@eldrago19
@eldrago19 11 ай бұрын
1:13 Chinese: I am so sorry for that film. British: Yeah, I regret appearing in that film. American: I demand the director apologise to me.
@hermitcard4494
@hermitcard4494 8 ай бұрын
Jokes on you, there's always a secret additional boss.
@housesg5981
@housesg5981 10 ай бұрын
I watch this twice for two reasons: To see him shit on chinese movies. To get helluva fucking confused.
@philippetremblay906
@philippetremblay906 Жыл бұрын
That final fencing battle HAS to be inspired by Hot Shots 😂😂😂
@MrArtherus
@MrArtherus Жыл бұрын
i had to pause after the mom reveal at 7 min!!!! wtf was that ?!!!🤣
@ucnguyen6375
@ucnguyen6375 Жыл бұрын
I only watched this as a way to bond with my father, the whole film, I had to try so hard not to cringe to death
@ihatecabbage7270
@ihatecabbage7270 9 ай бұрын
Would you talk about Black Myth Wukong, despite not being a movie but a video game?
@ssgsorrels
@ssgsorrels Жыл бұрын
Great vid! Have you seen that Netflix movie where Jackie Chan teams up with John Cena? It was pretty good
@sensieakshit3481
@sensieakshit3481 Жыл бұрын
''Yui Hatano'' I see you are a man of culture as well
@seanwong8479
@seanwong8479 Жыл бұрын
2010s was an golden age of Chinese TV series though, 后宫·甄嬛传/Empress in The Palace, 红色/Red, 琅琊榜/Nirvana In Fire, Scarlet Heart/步步惊心, 温州一家人/Family On The Go, 伪装者/The Disguiser, 花千骨/The Journey of Flower, 大秦帝国/The Qin Empire, With You/最好的我们, Day and Night/白夜追凶 etc. After 2015 or so Chinese Dramas has gotten way too long and suffer from serious pacing issues, ( this effect is really clear in Longest Days in Chang'an) it is not until regulation action that 70+ episode dramas that drags for 50+ episodes is no longer a thing... While after 2018, TV dramas has turned into idol making vehicles with little focus on plot, drama or other serious aspect of show making. While a few stars shine through, but many of still stuck in the same genre defined by dramas from the early to mid 2010s. Hell, Chinese comedies never get out of the mold set by My Own Swordsman/武林外传 which was a 2006 show (not count ones copying US sitcoms like iPartment /爱情公寓 which interestingly completed died as a genre in the last few years).
@monstergelo1072
@monstergelo1072 Жыл бұрын
I can't believe nintendo created a movie for their hardware 😮
@civilgoalstone6151
@civilgoalstone6151 Жыл бұрын
"What nurse dress like that yui hatano?" Me: YES
@finklebottommale4548
@finklebottommale4548 Жыл бұрын
This gonna be good
@NothingBetterToDo
@NothingBetterToDo 8 ай бұрын
"Convince the world you are a winner, not a weiner" BARS
@meyers0781
@meyers0781 11 ай бұрын
Honestly this is like the typical 2000s schlock that i used to watch every night, subbed or dubbed.
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