ACCIDENTALLY RECORDED SECRET CONVERSATIONS...

[@hanna-p6i6t]

alfie's long vlog is the best treat i can get after a long day at work😻

[@ryanhunter9323]

The song playing in the car is called, "Feel It Still" by 'Portugal. The Man'

[@annahubenova778]

Oh my god that feels luke a Zoella vlog it's so long

[@tasnimkhan1624]

aahhh 30 mins of alfie vlogs!! yesss lucky sunday

[@belissa5123]

It's all been about pb merch these past few days 😂😂 love it

[@leesinclair22]

Omg I love the longer vlogs, keep up the good work

[@abidermody9232]

Loved this vlog, had me laughing hysterically and I can not stop singing the mr. Postman song and I now really want a macdonalds, how's everyone's day going, hope it going well!! Remember to keep smiling:))))

[@katydaly1881]

Hey Alfie and Zoe to get the sick out of the sofa mix two tablespoons of baking soda and some lemon juice and then put it on the sofa btw love your video and I hope this helps ❤️

[@andreagavino8364]

31 MINUTES AND 10 SECONDS OF GREATNESS!!

[@Marietheresa81]

Lol at zoe "wasps carcases" 😆

[@caitscott2209]

Zoe: "I STEPPED IN POO! " Alfie: "wha?" Zoe: I STEPPED IN POO!" Alfie: "Ha!" Zoe thinks "thanks for helping" 🙄😂

[@laurenelton3646]

I love these long vlogssss💙💙

[@megsrini5013]

Guest who are over like Zoë 😂😂😂

[@anniecoleman5501]

Loving the videos lately 👌🏻❤️

[@louisemannering6138]

Thanks Alfie for the longer vlog, it's a nice change, much appreciated

[@munirakudrati17]

Hi Alfie!! I just want to say that I Love You & Zoë ❤

[@ln22222]

These vlogs are a part of my evening routine! Love them :)

[@pearlescentlune]

You guys are so amazing!! You help me through a really rough time right now!! Your a blessing!! Xxxx I love you!! Xxxxx ❤️👍🏻

[@zking3485]

Luv u guys! U guys always make my day!😚

[@tabarek6668]

There is something in asda that has a stain remover for dog sick

[@sirenserenades]

i enjoy your daily vlogs :)

[@summergriffiths5998]

You and Zoe are the cutest couple ever your sooooo cute ❤️ love you both

[@taylor1353]

Yasssss a 30 minute vlog

[@lexiafilms]

such a nice long vlog i LOOOVED it

[@elliecarmichael4965]

Zoe needs to improve her catching 😂❤

[@elliembh1726]

When you went to give Zoe a massage and sat on her she looked so squashed! Bless her!

[@justinetinio]

loved alfie's expression at 4:14 😆

[@erinhawkins8277]

Notifications are on and I love you vlogs so much!!! Xxx

[@millieroberts309]

I love u Alfie and Zoe you make me so happy😍😍😂😂💖👑🌸

[@Vandiiis]

Watcing he vlogs makes me sooooo happyy!! omg

[@luciaardanaz7397]

A LONG VLOG! IM IN HEAVEN RN

[@rachelx2011]

The murch idea is a really good idea

[@jessicaeaton8726]

I just watched an old video of you both from before you got together and Alfie said "We're not in a relationship, We're not together, we wouldn't be cute together" ... but oh my god! He was wrong! You two are so adorable together. Actual #RelationshipGoals! But anyway, I'd honestly love to won one of the PB Merch t-shirts and I'd wear it with pride

[@nikkitate7916]

that merch slingshot is awesome Alfie, looks like so much fun!

[@bekaj9194]

You've got some crazy ideas 😂😂😂😂

[@tiffanie306]

would love some pb merch. you guys are great. 😁

[@tabbyasharley1722]

Hi Alfie, I love your videos so much, you have given me the inspiration to daily Vlog on my KZbin channel and I would like to thank you for that. Much love Alfie ❤️❤️

[@caitlinhillary761]

my friend said carpet cleaner

[@Calzee]

Hey Alfie I have subscribed to all your channels and notifications are turned on! I love your videos, thanks! 😀

[@Robynallsop]

Mix a small amount of dish soap and water in a bucket, and mix it until it becomes sudsy. Soak a cloth in the sudsy water and apply it gently to the stain. Use the sudsy cloth to blot the stain until it disappears. It is important for the velvet fabric to dry quickly.

[@ellakent6726]

I love your videos so much and I would love a shirt so much and put baking powder on that stain thing xx❤️❤️

[@maddyholden1274]

I could not stop laughing when Alfie was walking in the rain

[@whysarah6487]

This should be a everyday thing

[@samsnotsosecretlife6589]

Omg! Zoe is so brave filming with angry wasps around 😂 Also, you should get a merch gun. That would be so much fun

[@chelseaghost.3561]

Love your crazy ideas .the merch slingshot, it sounds so sick 😂❤️💙

[@skyblakey4688]

I love the idea of the slingshot it's crazy but I like it ! I would like to say that you Zoe and all the other youtubers are amazing at what you do and your such an inspiration to all the people out there trying to start a KZbin channel ☺️ I love you both so much and I would love a piece of pb merch ❤️

[@authorari8212]

Yaaass! A 31 MINUTE VLOG!!!! 😁

[@maryam-ub1wk]

His such an inspiration I just can't

[@jessiehadley3495]

Love the new give away Idea only been watching for a year but by far my favourite youtuber xxxx

[@sirenserenades]

who else has this HEYEYEYEY MISTER POSTMAN song stuck on their brain?!?! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@MammaBear.]

Use a damp cloth. When dry, brush it gently. You can also try using a few drops of dish washing liquid in a cup of tepid water, again, brushing the velvet once dry. Good luck! :)

[@gracewigham2952]

Love your and Zoe's vlogs sooo much

[@lisarose1490]

Love the catapult idea! Always watch your videos 😌

[@marthasennett2628]

Love you Alfie and Zoe ♥️♥️❤️❤️

[@inesmaldonado1571]

i really want the merch!!!!❤️❤️

[@paigebilson1678]

Hey Alfie ❤️i love the idea of the merch slingshot and I would love a grey hoodie 🌹xx

[@bayleenapolitano7423]

Love the vlog ❤️❤️

[@AnnBajou]

Dammit you two!!! Now I am obsessed with this song AND can't stop singing Mr. Postman lyrics over the original refrain... Dammit. :D

[@gracehi6276]

You need a mercy cannon as an upgrade just in case the sling shot brakes lol😂😂😂

[@12user45]

I know it might sound weird but try a carpet cleaner, by the way I love your videos :)

[@chloemcginnes3284]

i think your idea is amazing!!!!

[@slimelondon1699]

Love your blogs there amazing

[@mikaylarose3888]

I love Zoe's outfit❤️

[@linebrucz6239]

I looooove your vlogs alfie!

[@catiekoelmeyer6520]

In Australia summer is known as the wet season because it generally rains in the afternoon

[@SaloYD]

Loveeeeeeeeed this

[@user-kg8is5wi9w]

Why do people crouch in the rain like it's gonna stop at a lower height

[@abbiefletcher2320]

This is a great idea 💞💞

[@nevegallagher1266]

Courgette 🙃

[@XY-kz1fn]

I'd love to have a PB shirt😍

[@Theagswelle]

I really enjoyed watching this! 😋😋

[@Lt..06]

Hi Alfie and zoe I love watch both you videos and I hope to see u on day

[@sophiathomas7964]

I love the PB merch idea!

[@tasiegill2969]

I'd love to have the tshirt, also laughed my ass off when Zoe stepped in s**t 😂😂😂

[@emilyhallsworth8446]

Does anyone know where Zoë's necklace is from??? X😊

[@matilderamos4490]

Yass Zoe!!! Get one!!!

[@hollywatson8679]

I love u Alfie and Zoe u are my role models and I look up to u guys I love u 😜😂😘😜❤️😊

[@jordyn.3451]

Ur soo awsome I love u ur one of my fave youtubers

[@natalietidder1630]

🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋for the merch out the sling shot, i'm going to see you in cardiff tomorrow!! X

[@romey1803]

4:13 😂😂

[@jamescoop7354]

Great video 👌

[@yamilegarcia6990]

Who loves Zoe's makeup tutorials

[@mandysmith5827]

I always thumbs up before I watch because the vlogs never fail to make my day :))))))

[@avaharrison8695]

Zoe: yes Alfie my wasp hero 😂😂😘

[@sprekwreck5235]

Yes 31 minute vlog!!

[@kelseymumford2481]

Alfie is too much! Hahahha! Love him!

[@L123-j2h]

If it doesnt come off, i know someone who has a machine to clean carpets and upholstery ❤

[@tiapower613]

Use baking soda and lemon juice and put it on the sofa leave it for an hour and hoover it . It might take a while to dry btw always watch u and Zoe you're the best

[@sophiecox1495]

Hi alfie just wanted to say ur amazing so is zoe I'm subed to both of channels, gaming channels 2 be for I watched urs and zoes vlogs I was so bored I had nothing to do now it's changed the way i look at life and to take more opotunities wen given uve both helped me through the toughest times love u xx xx Thank u

[@aimeenorthcott4276]

You are my OTP I love both of your vlogs and you never fail to put a smile on my face I love the way your not afraid to be you on camera and good luck whoever wins the t-shirt xx

[@cato8nica]

:D I love the slingshot idea!!!

[@emmameehan8593]

The sling shot sounds so cool and funny 😂

[@saarahpl]

I have always wanted PBmerch if I got anything from it I would screeaaaammmmmm

[@charlottesmith9592]

Alfie your the best and Zoe you are the best also but you make my day whenever I watch you videos xxxxxily

[@tyacrocombe9932]

I love u Alfie and Zoe u at ether best KZbinrs not he WORLD ❤💖💙💚💓💛💜💕💞 love u

[@chloenicolepayn6078]

That would be really good 😂😊♥️

[@isharkaur9687]

Who else is super excited for the merch slingshot!!! I would love to win some x

[@kiahscollie8951]

I live in the UK and it was the same as that but I'm in Orkney

[@matildaludford2167]

What us that song called

[@gexrgiamay3045]

i legit noticed ur camera doing that and i was filming it to show my mate aha and then zoe noticed ahahahaha xxxxxxxx