Gorlock The Destroyer: THE MOVIE

[@themysteryoftheoldtown2063]

A girl calling herself a "bad bitch" is the female equivalent to a man calling himself an "alpha" or a "top g"

[@BulgarianNationalism]

The thing is that 'she' is a biological male.

[@trueluscao]

​​​@@BulgarianNationalismthe actual thing is that *she looks stupid saying that or something idk

[@themysteryoftheoldtown2063]

@@BulgarianNationalism ok so?

[@russianbear54]

That is a man!!!

[@14rss]

@@russianbear54 you huffing copium

[@Tortoroise]

Seeing Gorlock at the airport, OUT OF COMPLETE CONICIDENCE, is INSANE though. . .

[@Tortoroise]

@yzxull-un8hp Its like putting a whale in a tank full of fish at an aquarium,., you're not wrong

[@unholys1gma159]

The universe has plans for them 😉

[@chilli-boi]

@@unholys1gma159 she's bigger than it

[@Nima-jneb]

​@@chilli-boigorlock the destroyer and the multiverse of madness

[@TheAutism_Man]

But how do you not see her fat ass

[@Abigblueworld]

Gorlock looks like the type of person to say "being fat is good" then say "that's fatphobic" when the doctor says she's overweight

[@Funtimehelpy]

BRUH YOUR EVERYWHERE I SAW U ON AGUSTTHEDUCKKKKKKKK

[@Abigblueworld]

I AM EVERYWHERE MY NAME IS BLUEWORLD. Anyway, what video, link?@@Funtimehelpy

[@Abigblueworld]

also nice username and PFP I love helpy@@Funtimehelpy

[@Funtimehelpy]

@@Abigblueworld Idk the sssniperwolf one?

[@Abigblueworld]

link it to me Helpy :)@@Funtimehelpy

[@koumori-p]

“a fat 10? one of those is right” fucking killed me 💀💀

[@user-uk7ck2pf8s]

a fat, ten

[@patrickw9520]

Its not toxic positivity... its called YASSSSlighting.

[@grimmseti]

Oh that's a good one, actually. I'm surprised it hasn't gotten more likes!

[@patrickw9520]

@@grimmseti because there are many Yassslighters around

[@saanasalonen8684]

yeah this was a clever comment i need to use that one thanks!

[@Major003]

This _direly_ needs more upvotes.

[@SapienSafari]

Underrated comment

[@johncheresna]

That Jabba bit , never gets old.

[@patriciarowe6685]

NEVER 😂😂😂😂😂😊

[@Ramsey276one]

Thanks for the info I figure the voice was of a eldritch boss somewhere XD

[@Tent2k5]

“Krang from ninja turtle” is absolutely outrageous

[@gamervet4760]

Thank you. 👍

[@Future.Edits.]

Truly a groundbreaking movie 🍿

[@booleah6357]

Earth shattering even.

[@themaskedwolfmatsuda1052]

Nah world splitting is more like it

[@Phnx-ps4kd]

Universe crushing

[@karsrandomacc]

multiverse fracturing is accurate

[@leftyyy23]

megaverse demolishing

[@TheOoogle]

Bro just because she’s a cow doesn’t mean you have to milk her

[@Evil_Beauty]

Well, "she", or *IT,* can milk it/herself. If you get what I'm sayin'. 🤭 We're not "farmers", we don't need to go there. 😂

[@magvs_mæstro216]

@TheOoogle: lmao

[@LifeCompanionDogs8083]

When life gives you fat tiddies you make milk.

[@fqlsegcd]

@@LifeCompanionDogs8083HELP???

[@bunille]

I didn't know that cows couldn't produce milk.

[@Skypl3x]

when she said "men are trash" thats friendly fire

[@moshunit96]

Lol. You're right. I don't think most people realize.

[@freewithnature]

@@moshunit96I don’t know how they don’t realize 😳

[@jcdinsmore5001]

Gorlock is most likely the type to praise Lizzo for being body positive but get mad at anyone who calls him Lizzo sized

[@jcdinsmore5001]

Gorlock is certified alright… certified insane

[@makenzieswanner709]

​@@jcdinsmore5001commenting on your own post is sad. She's lame and disgusting but stop being transphobic dude.

[@frillylily8005]

Finally someone who calls him what he is a HE

[@ChaseyMcChaseyHead]

​@@jcdinsmore5001a dub is a dub lmao

[@Big_C_23]

I thought it was a dude and was gonna ask, but didn't wanna deal with 5,682 genders

[@dplayer2693]

You can get 95/100 men to eat spinach if you add "or sleep with gorlock tonight" into the equation.

[@MarcellusJasonClay]

Gimme the spinach i wanna look like popeye instead of gorlock

[@patriciarowe6685]

​@@MarcellusJasonClay😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@patriciarowe6685]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@RealBullbear]

@@MarcellusJasonClaythis 👍🏽

[@Tisbilly]

It aint just men...

[@FaizSedick]

Gorlock looks like a stretched image

[@Icy_Polish_Italian]

LMAO 😭😭

[@John-X]

looks like an AI generated image. tags: 80s sci-fi villain, animatronic, practical effects, he-she-it

[@Icy_Polish_Italian]

@@John-X what-?

[@vitawaterplz]

it was funny joke@@Icy_Polish_Italian

[@Nimble.ninja910]

😂😂😂lmaooooooooooooo

[@bunille]

I didn't notice until now, but is he taking up two seats?

[@j.sargent9172]

Yooo! Gotta be, cuz I can see as much of his chair as the tiny girl beside him

[@Ramsey276one]

*YES*

[@DBro607]

No way.... Thats just sad....

[@alleniscooked]

"Certified bad bitch" needs to invest in a salad.

[@JimmyPizzaDelivery]

She finna eat like, 4 bowls of salad, and any salad dressing that has 65 grams of sugar per serving lmfao

[@alleniscooked]

I may or may not have a firearm pointed to the chef. 😃@@JimmyPizzaDelivery

[@Biggsman_IV]

She has, she makes TikTok’s about losing weight because she hates that people assume she’s apart of fat positivity. She can handle the jokes, just really can’t stop being considered one of those. Pretty chill person.

[@Snozfoolery]

Her idea of salad is 30% croutons, 20% bacon bits, and 50% ranch dressing

[@ChaseyMcChaseyHead]

Tbh croutons r delish

[@imshlomo2206]

The elephant in the room

[@Ramsey276one]

Given a microphone XD

[@yakhooves]

The cute Asian girl who usually seems to wear a picklehaub has the most priceless facial expressions. Aside from just being a genuinely adorable woman, her face is saying what we all thinking…

[@edwardfletcher7790]

I call her "Hatrack" because she seems to serve little other purpose...

[@TheStrawberryKaty]

​​@@edwardfletcher7790she's their recruitment manager or something. She gets most of these girls on the show from my understanding when they go out to the street to try and fill chairs. Then she is just there during to fill in seats when 304s rage quit

[@dirkz.duggitz1567]

What is a picklehaub?

[@yakhooves]

@@dirkz.duggitz1567 it’s the helmet with the pointed spike at the top of it. It was most commonly associated with the German army at the beginning of the First World War. It was phased out pretty quickly to the stahlhelm which was still largely used by Germans in the Second World War.

[@STEPHxCA]

I’d rather get rejected by the most “aight” woman in the room rather than benched by the “certified baddie”

[@Moreminds-jq5cl]

Gorlock the Destroyer when Gorunlock the Creator walks in

[@GravyIsGood6767]

She is a 10 on the Richter Scale

[@patriciarowe6685]

Hahaha Hahaha Hahaha WIN 😂😂😂😂😂

[@donaldoehl7690]

NEGATIVE 10

[@ex8800]

Gorlock eats enough to feed the entirety of Africa

[@ali1ff3]

if gorlock gets defeated they gonna have to make a whole new coffin size for it

[@billstill1794]

They use piano crates.

[@BIGJUNK1MILLION]

That beast finna get buried in a shipping container

[@Devious_Gaming_XD]

"The Only 95% I see is Body Fat" had me rolling 😂

[@donkhorse]

That dude looks like the love-child of Andre The Giant and Danny DeVito.

[@Scortyger45]

4:35 Gorlock is so powerfull that the server started lagging because it couldn't load all the textures

[@MrDuckerson]

seeing gorlock at the airport is like seeing a rare pokémon, that being snorlax😭

[@patriciarowe6685]

Hahaha Hahaha Hahaha WIN 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@moshunit96]

Seeing that at the airport you immediately start praying you aren't sitting next to her on the plane.

[@NathiBell7539]

LMAO!!!

[@ctdirect5858]

Gorlock is dense is more ways than one. "She's" very close to collapsing in on own mass and causing a black hole.

[@Hi-Tek-Lo-Life-312]

"Bro, do you even have a certificate?" 🤣💀🤣💀🤣💀🤣💀🤣💀🤣💀🤣

[@Abigblueworld]

Gorlock looks like someone who ate the entire McDonald's and didn't say "Excuse me".

[@Boymanbiy]

10 entire mcdonalds*

[@s.marsaiah]

Who says excuse me after eating???

[@DemonSlayerSucksAss30]

​@@s.marsaiahYeah, I don't exactly get the joke

[@EvanyaDupervil]

​​@@s.marsaiahliterally nobody else says excuse me after eating

[@billstill1794]

Maybe after a healthy burp? @@EvanyaDupervil

[@whatisthis7958]

if she was a zombie, when she dies she'd definetly explode tho.

[@RealBullbear]

Bruh ☠️ Do you know the diablo game? There are monsters exactly big like that and when they die they explode and some monsters come out of its stomach 🤮

[@whatisthis7958]

cool@@RealBullbear

[@TheLovelyAviZone]

Bro’s a Boomer 😭 No, but like she would single-handedly prevent the zombies from starving. I think we’re good if it happens

[@whatisthis7958]

@@TheLovelyAviZone Maybe 2 of em and we'd be good.

[@redskull378]

"GRIMLOCK MUST DESTROY GORLOCK.THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE."-Grimlock

[@gatohellyeah]

I love how people call her Golock The Destroyer, and not Gorlock, The Conqueror of Universes, Destroyer Of Galaxies.

[@sonofsparda657]

the thing about gorlock is that even if she were in shape, shed still look like shed been thrown in the air as a child 3 times and only got caught twice.

[@butteryfriedwizard2219]

Personality is absolutely part of the 10 scale.

[@travesty100]

This is the first video I watched after looking up Gorlock the Destroyer, a subject with true gravitas if you know what I mean. I mean, damn, I was hooked. This video is the 21st century version of going to the circus to see the oddities, you just can’t help but gasp and wonder about all the mysteries of creation. PS look at the size of the fattest man in the world circus oddities of 100 years ago. Looks like the average, middle aged American man. Gorlock would have crushed the competition 100 years ago, and I mean crushed it.

[@Snatchystashy]

The first time I saw Gorlock The Destroyer I thought it was some kind of blown up image. I couldn't believe it was a real person.😂

[@Bruno-dv3ym]

imagine doing that much damage to your life at only 23

[@aliakseyfryauf2123]

Shhhhhh or she will find you:

[@PROVOO.1]

S/he

[@Nubbagubbashmub]

He*

[@imbadger1640]

@@Nubbagubbashmubit

[@aliakseyfryauf2123]

@@Nubbagubbashmub it’s a man? Bruh I had no idea he was trans.

[@CBman11037]

​@@aliakseyfryauf2123*It, that behemoth is not human

[@dloren2010]

More like “The Great Sarlacc!”

[@TheSupremeCoffee]

Nahhhh the girl to the left on the podcast was holding her laugh forever 💀💀

[@ericbruscoe5956]

But I think it's obvious this dude is trolling the whole world. 😂😂

[@Nima-jneb]

"You look like an elden ring boss" i spit out my drink 😭

[@Ramsey276one]

Ranged build I AM STAYING AWAY! XD

[@Indomita506]

She? I refuse to share my womanhood with that Ogre

[@Jamal_Quantavious]

Ur not sharing shit tho😭

[@Indomita506]

@@Jamal_Quantavious because I won't

[@analogueapples]

idk it is better to be Gorlock the Destoryer because you are strong and powerful, rather than a hot girl who has to be likable for men and is still treated shitty by those middle aged hosts. Being a Gorlock is more fun.

[@Indomita506]

@@analogueapples I'm a lesbian. I'm not seeking male attention. Try again

[@KurenaiTenka]

Yeah, I don't think I can watch an hour calling him 'she' lol. I don't even dislike him as a person per se; if he'd just embrace himself as a super camp gay guy I'd probably quite like him.

[@Bats13lol]

BRO PULLED OUT THE TRANSITIVE PROPERTY OF EQUALITY

[@CV_411]

>"she" >"her" >current state of youtube >goes back to watching creators on kick

[@aatroxie]

???

[@CV_411]

are you retarded @@aatroxie ? do you need me to explain that gorlock is a man?

[@Christyristy]

I cant be the only person who thinks Gorlocks ego is through the roof

[@paradoxzee6834]

She is acting like a teen who really wanna everyone to see them as badass but they ended up looking awkward

[@SIPEROTH]

I think is not the ego but the need for attention and a way to get money. The ego is probably acting.

[@trumpflavourednugget9325]

She seems chill with the fat jokes tbh. I think she's playing a character for attention which I'd do too in her position tbh.

[@kmaterne]

Gorlock is through the entire house.

[@nagahumanbeingzooofparticl8836]

Well his ego earned him a Rollie, a diamond necklace, a pink range rover and lots as a by Steve. He is doing what he gotta do. Someone weak won't be able to do that, so atleast probs to him for that.

[@QuartzQuadrant]

this movie is so inspirational, heart-warming and life-changing. my wife came back after watching this and i am now happily re-married with 5 beautiful children. thank you so much acheeto for this cinematic masterpiece, it made me explode like the titan submersible. 🤗

[@Abigblueworld]

Gorlock's so big they could replace Godzilla in a snap.

[@another_an1m4t0r8]

😭😭😭

[@Abigblueworld]

yam@@another_an1m4t0r8

[@Lagi42800]

Dude, don't fatshame the King of the Monsters ...

[@korzbro35]

Wait a minute... I did not even notice she IS indeed occupying two places at the table. Dayum!

[@Ramsey276one]

O_0

[@ley._.]

you can probably feel the ground shake when she walks near you 💀 when she fell in love she broke it 😭

[@Strider-Ragnarok]

Ok, let me wiped my tears... I used to called it "The Creature" or "Star Wars Alien" every time I tragically stumbled onto a short clip of the thing. The internet Gods saw fit point this video forth, to bless me with the knowledge that the internet remains unsurpassed by name it "Gorlock The Destroyer."

[@J276]

She’s not a 10. She’s a 3.8 I just saved an image of her and used it in the attractiveness scale site and that’s the rating it gave me.

[@KomboEzaliTe]

It must be used by a lot of very ugly people for it to skew him that high.

[@mrpickles-hb6zx]

He's male

[@J276]

@@mrpickles-hb6zx sorry. COUGH COUGH. I mean he’s not a 10 he is less than a 1.

[@donaldoehl7690]

3.8...on the Richter Scale maybe

[@bruhgod123]

shes a 10/10 in tons

[@MF-R]

This black guy is fecking wrecking me. The bluntness of his replies n questions are too much, but also kinda genuine feeling.

[@Alfie-fj4vc]

The Jabba the Hutt voiceover was crazy💀

[@previous-bullfrog-61]

This can technically be considered a feature length film since it's more than 40 minutes

[@Abigblueworld]

False: a feature film is an hour or more, this would be an OVA if this was animated

[@Abigblueworld]

My big mistake you're right but Oscars say hour or more

[@QuartzQuadrant]

@@Abigblueworld fuck the oscars bro awards shows are ass fr

[@erdinc2590]

@@Abigblueworld on VHS it is 80 mimutes minimum to be considered a movie

[@QDoglowend]

I thought it was 90 min​@@erdinc2590

[@genVwithaswitch]

gorlock is actually chill asf tho shes funny asl

[@theoryofexpectation6479]

Is this nigga fr 😭

[@Rip-Tyro]

Fr?

[@Agentfirestarter]

you're delusional

[@WhatShouldINameMyself1]

Are you okay?

[@SuperiorIronMan0]

Sheesh your humor is ass

[@kellymassei5654]

Get gorlock in a call with packgod

[@Christyristy]

Yesss

[@Ramsey276one]

Get the Persona 3 OST because it will be MASS! DESTRUCTION!! XD

[@Dantonfall]

Cheeto is a legend for using an AI Disney Poster for this video 💀

[@Ramsey276one]

XD

[@audioprowess9208]

At 6:26 it made me remember a time when I was a freshman in science class first day of school. The teacher was talking about teen pregnancy and my friend said something (I don’t remember the joke, but it wasn’t about teen pregnancy) and I burst out laughing. Then the teacher looked at me and said, “what’s so funny about teen pregnancy,” and I was so fucking embarrassed.

[@CowboyMikeShow]

I ran an elder scrolls dnd campaign and i named an Orc NPC who uses only destruction spells Gorlock and made them act like Gorlock

[@yadumbboyyeet8337]

in all honesty gorlock looks like the godskin noble

[@YinPatterns]

she looks like that one monster from scary stories to tell in the dark

[@lakemickie7240]

listen, anyone who rates themselves above an 8.5/10 means massive red flags for me. Always go in with, "I think I'm like a 6-7 idk." Let the others be like, "nah you're better than that!"

[@Ramsey276one]

And now you know what they think of you and of themselves!

[@analogueapples]

Your average person probably rates themselves based on how good they feel today, as they have no idea what those ratings mean for someone obsessed with dating culture. It is more like "I am tired, have bags under my eyes and unwashed hair, I'm 3", "I have flu and allergy and bee stung my cheek, I feel like 1" or "Today I feel great, this hairstyle really suits me, recently lost weight and I feel hot, I'm 10". Like no one is actually comparing themselves to models, they actually have a life and don't care who is the prettiest.

[@TheLovelyAviZone]

I rate myself like a 4

[@CJH-zx3cp]

The internet didnt call him gorlock the destroyer, a spicific podcast christened him with that moniker. Specifically it was Richard Ratboy of Fleccas Talks podcast. That is the origins.

[@gabrielbattais4185]

the problem is that you can't be "mean and helpfull" so people are "nice and helpless" until they can help, if you're "mean" your opinion will be rejected even if you think you try to help, and if you're "nice" you won't be "helpless" but "harfull" so it'll be even harder to break their delusion

[@mister_M.]

Certified OVERWEIGHT by any doctor

[@Morefeatruex]

I rate this movie a 9.5 on the Richter scale

[@TechnicallyChris]

Someone must have told him "25" to have him cracking up like that.

[@fleshhammock]

I grew up hearing if there’s grass in the field, play ball lol

[@Daboi_8]

Gorlak Saturn called he wants his necklace back

[@Adam-hs9ft]

I'm gonna be honest I'm like a 4/10 maybe a 5 on a good day and even I don't look like I'm about to go punch someone's town hall for gold

[@Ramsey276one]

XD

[@ChaseyMcChaseyHead]

On the seismic scale?

[@NotWille]

“ what’s your name?” “ my name is ocomous prime

[@Grzegorz_is_Baq]

You look like an Elden Ring boss.......daaaaamn😂😅 can i say now finish him in MK voice??

[@Dumbingz]

NAH I JUST HAD AN AD AFTER 10 OUT OF- HARRY IS COMING BACK FROM COLLEGE TOMHIS FAMILY MATE IM DYING 😂😂😂☠️☠️💀💀💀

[@donaldduty6937]

I think she’s talking about 95% of the guys that messaging her not 95% of the guys that she approaches

[@Ramsey276one]

Only way that statement is true!

[@Ramsey276one]

15:00

[@dirkz.duggitz1567]

That man was a danger to himself long before he got rejected by the baddie. For instance, when he went for the baddie.

[@fireballstreamer913]

Full time baddie over here looks like an elden ring boss lmao

[@Ramsey276one]

10:06 O M G XD

[@Khrismatic]

"You look like an Elden Ring boss" I died right here.

[@daveid12]

Gorlock looks like the fat guy from doom with guns built into his hands

[@Ramsey276one]

Mancubus? I don't play those (FGC/Puzzle/RPG for me) so I might be wrong...

[@kinghoodofmousekind2906]

A mancubus? In this case, a tr@nscubus.

[@SirBeast1992]

"This is literally the character that destroys me in overwatch." The way I hollered!! 😂

[@Kaynadian1337]

Everytime I see this, Gorlock is amusing but the rest of these gassed-up mids annoy me way more, and they're on every episode. Like they get 0 shit comparatively but they're much worse and much more common

[@barnabyjones5161]

"Keeko looks like diddy kong" killed me and i can't unsee it.

[@sethwikle7840]

im 90% sure ive seen this person in real life in Tucson AZ. I believe she used to live here, i saw a specimen with the exact same shape and face at a crosswalk while i was driving by.

[@donaldoehl7690]

She would be hard to miss, literally and figuratively!

[@momotori89livecom]

She did. I went to school with them back in middle school and my husband went to Tucson High with her

[@arkaneforyou]

Finally found something to watch while I eat.

[@Avamac11]

Gorlock looks like shrek

[@Youdontneedit.IfYouhavea-is9bt]

NAAHHH YOU DIDN'T-

[@WhatShouldINameMyself1]

Don't disrespect Shrek like that

[@MK_ULTRA420]

I'm telling Obama

[@Avamac11]

@@MK_ULTRA420 do it

[@MK_ULTRA420]

@@Avamac11 _Michelle Obama is travelling inbound to your location._

[@innovator90]

THIS is how I was introduced to: GORLOCK the Destroyer!😂 “I twerk at funerals…”🤣 Had me choking on my soda.

[@ItsVreenTM]

Acheeto on that GRIND BRO 🔥🔥🔥

[@user-li9gs7rx3m]

Bros running out of ideas 😭

[@Potemkin4U]

I love that Gorlock thinks so highly of themselves. I'd need about 50 shots and 10 beers. At that point, I'm either dead or she's 8.3 at best.

[@A_Fabulous_Killjoy]

Even that is generous, she like -10/10

[@Potemkin4U]

@@A_Fabulous_Killjoy Fair point.

[@alonthemonkeyman911]

Her neck is in incognito mode

[@regnesisplayz6039]

"I feel like there was originally 6 people invited to the podcast but this person just vortexed one of them." That was the craziest thing ive ever heard 💀💀

[@exhibitionpoultry7041]

10/10 nah 10x of every thing on McDonald's menu

[@musclecarmaniac6914]

Only 10 in that room was the asian chick.

[@cannibaletiquette5038]

yep total 10. on the richter scale.

[@kennie1814]

11:18 the auto captions replace “ten” with “tent” and it is very fitting to say the least lmao

[@Ramsey276one]

O M G XD

[@donkeyong]

If you’re that bad for somebody to make a whole ass movie gotta rethink your life choices ngl

[@Funtimehelpy]

....

[@rayvensmith498]

But she hasn’t even done anything she’s just fat why does that require a movie?? (Unless she’s actually problematic I never watched these videos cuz like I just found them unnecessarily mean)

[@Ace_Apollo]

It’s a character…

[@rayvensmith498]

@@Ace_Apollo wdym

[@Ace_Apollo]

@@rayvensmith498 she acts stupid and over the top so she can get money

[@CptSauce]

That Kirby comment killed me. Didn't see that coming like that girl next to her.

[@Mh10footy]

1:18 the jabba dub is crazy 💀💀💀💀

[@AndreiGalan97]

Optimus prime one is funnier 😂

[@jackgrove4621]

Gorlock: My name is optimus prime. We are autonomous robotic organisms from the planet cybertron

[@StorytimeForever]

I can hear the moos and feel the earthquakes starting