Let's Watch - Hitman Holiday Hoarders

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"Twas the night before Christmas, but Ryan didn't care.
Taking out Santa was his goal, and leaving him in his underwear.
As he hung from the balcony with his trusty silenced pistol,
He quickly jumped down and gave a quick whistle.
The enemy came closer to check out the noise,
But Santa Ryan was there waiting, with a brick and his toys.
He didn't see it coming, or really feel pain,
Because Santa Ryan smashed a brick into his brain.
It seemed a little brutal but it's Hitman, you know.
Nothing can stop the Mad King, look he's yelling, ""Ho, Ho, Ho...""
With a twinkle in his eye, he plots his next attack,
To the basement he goes. Oh, look, a bad guy. WHACK!
He killed all of them, with a smile on his face.
Then ran to the exit as if it were a hot race.
Then came the cut-scene as the mission was done,
Santa Ryan yells, ""Merry Christmas to All, damn killing is fun!"""
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[@DeionSpeaks]

I like how Ryan kept saying: "He said yes!" like he's the guy who witnessed a successful marriage proposal.

[@Cailus3542]

Deion S He did. All the best marriage proposals result in a concussion.

[@SilentKnight91]

Cailus Griffin thanks for the warning I'll wear a helmet when I propose

[@carbotsbessfren3599]

In the Haywood Tribe, the bricking IS the marriage proposal ritual.

[@Sky-wp7oz]

Unfortunately, HIS marriage proposal didn't age well.

[@PHANTOMCOWGIRL]

18:41 There he is, and none of the three sets of eyes watching the monitor saw him.

[@berrylunch]

And Gavin was just saying about no one seeing him. That fat fecker is elusive.

[@KuroroSama42]

Just chillin' at the food bar...

[@speckledjim5402]

Eating cheese and drinking wine..

[@Zoreos]

I love that they see him as Ryan is saying "How in the hell are we supposed to catch that clever old elf?"

[@theeshyguy]

The two targets were Harry and Marv from Home Alone. I just noticed that.

[@BotchedGod]

same, good on hitman's part tbh lol

[@panttuckerenjoyer7625]

lol

[@stevieklaer9347]

theeshyguy1 Totally explains the Bricks in the presents too!

[@opperdr08]

Right? Why is there not a paint can on a rope kill?

[@DraperPeanut]

also 'slick' and 'smokey' refers to how they got hurt in home alone aswell great touch from the hitman people

[@BigMoneyy_]

These three should do every episode of Hitman. Gavin brings the expertise, Ryan brings the fucking around, and Michael brings the quality commentary. It's a perfect storm.

[@Mitchmeow]

Unless you're talking about cameras

[@jdputt8329]

ColeDynamite when you said Expertise, I thought you meant brains and I was like "Gavin and smart don't go together"

[@Macephtopheles]

Gotta love how not one of them seen Santa @18:41 and ran straight past him. Especially seeing as how it was in the middle of them all questioning both how they were supposed to get near him *and* wondering how nobody could see him... xD

[@CookiesNMilf]

Saw*

[@vladdracula299]

@@CookiesNMilf actually it is had seen* learn english before you try to correct it

[@goose82939]

"how is nobody seeing him?" Proceeds to walk into a room where Santa is stood practically in the doorway.....good job guys XD

[@reaper1200]

Angus Murray Nice edit of Master Chief

[@humpday75]

18:55 Santa was literally getting cheese and fruit punch

[@jaybear3511]

Jonathan Black I know, how did they not see him. That annoyed me

[@SnifyWisper]

I know its driving me nuts! How could they not see him?!

[@foullily8325]

them not seeing obvious things shouldnt be anything special with AH anymore xD

[@I_am_ENSanity]

18:40 THERE'S SANTA!!!!! HE'S RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU!!!!

[@cauywebb4232]

he's having wine and cheese

[@loua1]

thank fuck I wasn't the only person that noticed xD

[@Co-OpAdventure]

i was about to comment it to

[@tactical-crash]

Also there was a naked guy at the end in the hall massacre was that the knocked out santa or stylist?

[@joshbrown5037]

18:40??? I didn't see anything??

[@Emre.55]

That description though... Someone just outdid themselves again.

[@alextapia1735]

Emre S. It’s always sunny reference

[@konstance13]

25:04 Don't worry, Ryan. I acknowledge your Quantum Leap reference.

[@ironicugandan5826]

I don't know about you. But if someone's last words were "He said yes!" before being mowed down by security? I'd be curious

[@levolos6655]

did Michael predict the future at 32:56? LOL Michael: "It'd be awesome to have an assassin Santa movie" 2022 Violent Night: "say no more"

[@Alexanderdearmond]

Blew my mind.

[@ConwayFreelanceDetective]

Had to check the comments as I heard that

[@neikolasg]

I fucking love hitman. Especially with Gavin Ryan and Michael. They're the best trio for this game

[@blindsightedkill]

Leafuh it's like the Freuidan trio Michael is Id, Ryan is Ego, and Gav Superego.

[@rwbimbie5854]

"I didnt kill him... he got to live. Its a christmas miracle"

[@xAxLxExCx]

When he bricked the reporter someone said "Do you have brain damage?". I couldn't stop laughing cause all I could think was, "Well she certainly has brain damage now."

[@prodigy3280]

I love how at 20:53 Ryan just decks santa

[@Fatso27]

Anybody else see Santa right in front of Ryan at 18:40 ?

[@SuperChargedChargers]

lol..just about to comment that

[@matttomaschko4813]

Fuck yeah .

[@Furiousa96]

18:40 He's RIGHT THERE RYAN!

[@MingDynastyPussyCats]

Herp Derp i was about to say the exact same thing, he was right at the bar

[@tishabyte]

25:02 I appreciate the Quantum Leap reference lol

[@colejenkinsmusic]

18:41 they walk right beside Santa. Smh

[@gt5836]

18:41 DID YOU SEE SANTA... he was right there and they walked straight past him

[@BringerOfD]

They said it themselves, right there having some wine and sampling some cheese!

[@chaseteel251]

Sooooo, Home Alone Hitman edition

[@ruchagoddessofpurgatory8513]

Ha, Harry and Marv, I get it now.

[@Thomas20Smith]

chase teel I was about to comment on that lol. A few hours too late

[@wb4672]

The Hitman edition is a reversal, a slasher movie where the bandits desperately try to survive.

[@wentz2203]

18:40 santa was hiding in plain sight. He's getting bevs

[@snazzy_pickle4562]

at 37:38 the real santa was bipped with his own costume... lol

[@Fireyshotguns51]

Snazzy_Pickle holy shit I didn't notice that

[@snazzy_pickle4562]

Fireyshotguns 51 ya kinda funny.

[@SuddenReal]

It's not him. It's the guy in the changing room.

[@MrElmo54321]

I like that they don't get any of the home alone references

[@dwith62]

Came here to say that

[@pots8667]

anyone else see santa at 18:43 they just ran right past him

[@ideklastkings2594]

In the corner of the eye

[@Sasseverk]

18:39 did they just walk right past him?

[@TheGamingImmortals]

yup

[@Benz_13]

TheSpartiatus yeah I saw it too

[@G0d_Ginrai]

"He's just mingling. He's having some wine and cheese." *Immediately run past Santa having some wine and cheese*

[@griffinhunt2692]

yup.

[@michaelabbott5999]

I honestly don't know what these comments are about. I mean, I've watched the timestamp 20 times and can't see him.

[@matthewtroscianczuk]

18:40 "How am I supposed to catch the clever old elf?" *Santa is right there*

[@Kylel0519]

on the 12th day of murder-ma's my true love gave to me 12 dead baby seals, 11 eye balls rolling, 10 heads on stakes, 9 corpses, 8 bloody lungs, 7 taken movies , 6 AK-47s , 5 Golden hearts, 4 cases of ammo, 3 Brown bricks, 2 Santa suits, and 1 Baby corpse. P.S this took half the video to make and I'm slightly proud of this

[@meteoricthrone]

You win

[@Holmesy87]

"has Hitman ever been supernatural before?" Wasn't there a ghost in Blood Money?

[@FelipeSantos-xq4tc]

Holmesy87 In Contracts

[@Shadowmakka]

Holmesy87 that's what I thought!

[@peasantlypokerish1545]

Harry: We actually did it Marv! Marv: I can't believe we stole all this stuff. Harry: And you know the best part... No kids! Santa: Bip, bip, bip.

[@mako_panda_]

I love the poem in the description.

[@curtisxxu]

18:39 "How the hell am I supposed to catch that clever old elf??" As he literally looks at Santa and passes him lol

[@cecelastname3431]

14:35 nice little shop of horrors reference ryan, i am proud

[@12Daanie]

Didn't they notice that the targets were the two burglars from Home alone 1 and 2?

[@frankmartinez3666]

its harry and marv from home alone

[@Mach15ghost]

Frank Martinez I know right

[@Toneai2007]

Took me about 12 minutes for me to figure that out, I had a good laugh over it. Ryan should have turned clogged that sink over Marv's body, Dead Wet Bandit.

[@ZeldaNerd137]

Wait, isnt that the guy they took the santa costume off of at 37:39??

[@4840nick]

Linky Okumura no, he's the guy from the changing room in the basement

[@SomeTigerBass]

Yup :D

[@ZeldaNerd137]

4840nick ooooooh ok that makes sense

[@BigT81]

Linky Okumura glad I'm not the only one who saw that. Ran right over him while asking about him at 38:00 ish.

[@rileyemmerson4686]

I love how the cops react to Ryan throwing a can "Watch out, he's got a Dr Pepper, better use our pistols"

[@matthewdoan253]

18:40 How am I suppose to catch that clever old elf"....*totally misses the Santa standing right in front of him

[@thelop090]

"Santa lives for another year" nope you gunned him down and didn't even notice, lmao

[@sybott2885]

18:41 I love that Santa is standing through the doorway helping himself to canapés from the table.

[@belmingardi]

"how the hell am I supposed to catch that clever old elf?" said ryan at 18:40 while passing by Santa. lol

[@xXpwnd2k9Xx]

Michael: "Dude, you can like, drown in less than an inch of water" Ryan: "It's true, especially if someone breaks your neck." I love Ryan's little comments, they never fail to make me laugh

[@sadohawk]

excellent "quantum leap" reference

[@toxicmatrix1337]

All those bells in the background remind me of the dead by daylight killer.

[@adamgenova6030]

At 37:39 that guy standing there is the unconcious guy that was dressed as Santa and they don't even realize they shot him 😂😂😂😂

[@timbimbap]

14:36 My favorite part about Ryan being a theater person is that sometimes he just randomly sings a showtune or something and it completely goes over the AH guys' heads. But I hear you Ryan. I appreciate you.

[@RedUnit10]

Blood Money had a supernatural event in the Hotel level.

[@StayStrongAndBrutal]

I guess they didn't understand the Home Alone reference

[@JohnGrahamDoe]

yeah i was really surprised by that too

[@AaronAnonymity]

I would love a "Silent Night" RT short or even short film. Assassin Santa, sleigh full of weapons, throw in a slow, maniacal "Ho ho ho" while aiming the gun at a victim. Could be like a "what Santa does to afford the presents" thing.

[@MrGeorgeFlorcus]

I want to see "Silent Night" the assassin Santa Claus movie next year for Christmas.

[@hardrockinhere]

18:40 "How the hell am i supposed to catch that clever old elf?!" *Walks right past him whilst saying that*

[@christinasiddall1089]

18:40 "how the hell am i supposed to catch that jolly old elf" WALKING RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM

[@YamaguchiEtsuko]

18:40 Oooooh, missed him by that much

[@kylelafwaun3097]

YamaguchiEtsuko I thought I saw him as they went around the corner

[@sharpefilms2287]

Gotta love at 18:40, right as Ryan is saying "how am I supposed to catch Santa" he's right in front of them and no one notices.

[@TheLankieMidget]

santa is also in the doorway at 18:40 while they say "how the hell am i supposed to catch that clever old elf" XD

[@belleosburn1267]

i cant believe they walked RIGHT past him at 18:40 and then proceeded to talk over him when he said HO HO HO, even with subtitles. I laughed so hard.

[@MaximusLX]

By God the description is impeccable

[@milkworms7839]

I hope this is a hit, man

[@tompurton1291]

Cameron domes booooooooo

[@tompurton1291]

Cameron domes f*cking Barbara over here

[@user-wk7rq6xd8y]

Cameron domes I don't get it

[@ErenJeagerBomb]

Get out

[@Thrash_74]

*sigh* *clicks dislike*

[@lukechampion406]

The targets are the burglars from Home Alone. The prompt to "Overflow the sink" after Ryan kills the first target is another reference to the 'Wet Bandits'.

[@SONofFIL]

18:41 Ryan runs right past Santa

[@lilramen1648]

Whoever comes up with these descriptions needs a raise because that description is Fucking awesome.

[@needamuffin]

The sound that Santa makes when he apparates sounds like the horde coming in Left 4 Dead.

[@jakeshapiro389]

Santa was just chilling at 18:41 and they ran right past him

[@mikesworld6064]

At 20:53, I just CANNOT get over and adore the idea of Agent 47, the world-renowned Hitman, crashing a rich Christmas party, shoving his way past a gathering of party-goers, and then proceeds to club a phantom Father Christmas with a brick to very likely steal his clothes. Only on Achievement Hunter! (Ba-dum-cish!) 😂

[@chrisidoo]

31:31 "Your joke almost got you killed." So does that make it a.... Killing Joke?

[@mathmaster4798]

did anyone notice santa at 18:41 when Ryan ran in the door

[@jonathoneanes628]

18:40 "How am I supposed to catch that clever elf" as he walks right past that clever elf

[@k4m3j0]

@18:40 santas spiking the punch!!!! and you walked right past him!!

[@PBPop]

18:41 Ryan- "How am I supposed to catch that clever old elf?" Also Ryan - stares straight into that clever old elf's eyes

[@Matt-wg9xn]

My favorite trio by far

[@codyfranczak4493]

love how it's the home alone villains.

[@justinbanker3272]

Do they not realize these are the characters from Home Alone?

[@trecooper2]

Anybody else seen santa at 18:41??

[@garrettgerber155]

18:42 Ryan passes right by Santa 😂

[@NickMK]

How did they not figure out it´s the Home alone guys?

[@lukederderian]

At 37:36 Santa comes back in looking for his outfit

[@CubiStudios]

At 18:39 Ryan walks right by Santa, he is even directly in Ryan's field of view.

[@samneedsnuthin]

the description is everything I wanted and more

[@happyman1233]

30:20 is my favorite fucking part so god damn subtle but, god damn michael lmao

[@Hi-vi3mj]

At 3:58 when Gavin said yes and Ryan threw the can I laughed for 2 minutes.

[@Barny5ive]

Gosh. 18:40 "How the hell am I supposed to Catch that clever old elf" Was right in front of him

[@crazygood876]

this is the best series with achievement hunter right now. lease keep making theses

[@Siftrtals]

Michael always surprises me with how funny he can be

[@mac-]

At 18:40 Ryan runs right past Santa Claus at a table while he's eating finger foods. Michael jokes seconds earlier that Santa is eating wine and cheese at the party then they literally walk right past him as he's doing just that.

[@MarzipanPond]

Dunno if they didn't notice or just didn't mention it, but I'm disappointed that not once in the video did they mention that Harry and Marv are the bad guys from home alone

[@namelessenigma]

these hitman videos are my favorite, i hope they keep coming out with more dlcs and you guys keep playing :-)

[@NikhilKowdle]

28:41 Michael: "He's gotta have some sorta Alfred" More like Elfred

[@marcus1715]

At 18:40 Ryan walks through the door and Santa is right in front of them yet no-one spots him!

[@thelop090]

That annoyed me so much lmao

[@Damassan]

Gavin: "What did he look like?" Ryan: "He's just a dude." *as he runs over the body of Santa at **39:52*

[@TrillSailboat]

Lmfao when Ryan bricked Santa I laughed so hard I cried.

[@Skeltano]

I'm a simple man, I see Ryan in the thumbnail, my hairline automatically recedes. Also, I upload weekly compilations of Funny Moments in a plethora of games. I put hours upon hours of editing into each video so I am sure you will enjoy them, honest feedback and constructive criticism are always welcome.

[@KultureOfficialMusic]

lmao savage

[@literate_waffle4497]

Ruthless

[@sergiogonzalez8080]

Balding attacks

[@TheMasterleb]

Why doesn't this have more likes?

[@nothabbo]

SA-VA-GE

[@damiengaming1753]

First time Ryan climbed up behind Santa and yell "BRICK!!!" Lol 😂XD

[@TheSnakes294]

At 18:41 while they’re talking about how they’re suppose to kill Santa Ryan runs right past him lmao

[@arixlee9201]

my friends spilled their cola laughing so hard when 47 bop Santa on the head.

[@AllieKitaguchi]

gav and ryan giggling together after ryan kills the targets is so cute

[@kingatlas4338]

I know its a bit late but Santa is also there at 18:40 as well. pretty much instantly after they see him in the party hall

[@xxhalo2xx]

I can't believe they didn't notice Santa at 18:40 LIKE COME ON!

[@jeffreychow8853]

"He was right there?! How is nobody seeing him?! Reports of a strange jingle! Oh Santa is over there too. He's just mingling, having wine and cheese.." 4 second later @18:41, Santa eating wine and cheese. Go to @18:20 to relive the glory.

[@Tralfazz74]

You see, Michael, Gavin's right about how present delivery works, and anything that shows up before Christmas day is a fake gift