Off Topic: Ep. 55 - FIGHTING AIDS THROUGH MIDDLE-EARTH

[@NateWild]

To think that while this was happening, Jeremy was getting a raise...

[@Wolfrevan]

Oh this was the off topic while that was happening huh? That explains why Geoff looks a bit anxious.

[@belainegibsson.2082]

Craig was one of the most exciting athletes ever featured on ESPN8 the Ocho. He was even in an article of Obscure Sports Quarterly.

[@SideScrollersPodcast]

Pepper needed new shorts after I spoke with him.

[@MandoC]

*+Be Laine Gibs, Son* I feel like upvoting your comment solely based on your name and profile pic.

[@belainegibsson.2082]

Rensarian And here I thought I was just clever. 😥

[@HangTimeCrew]

...and now Bolen is blind. Congrats Gavin.

[@uncleferriswheel2267]

Game Attack

[@SideScrollersPodcast]

For the record, his eye was red and gross all day.

[@johnpaulflores7794]

Game Attack thats what he gets for being a bitch and not standing still REKT XD

[@nickchr6837]

Is there by any chance a Drawful episode with game attack and achievement hunter coming anytime soon ? Craigs answer in the Game attack Drawful was the funniest thing i have ever seen in that game

[@QuestionmarkX3]

Well, at least it isn't you guys burning bridges this time. Am I right?

[@TheWizardGandy]

I don't care if 7 days is a weekly series or a monthly series, but I'll watch the shit out of it.

[@red_freckle]

Michael's pregnant! He shouldn't be drinking!

[@Frank_Ditch]

I still can't believe Lindsay is going to be a father

[@anthonyricciardi27]

Shill Andy is probably so proud of his grandchildren making this big step in life

[@brothyr]

Geoff's heart has been dead for 9 years? ...how old is Millie?

[@Poppythedog2]

Adam Rivera 11 I believe

[@whooped2826]

Adam Rivera she's 11

[@jarlbreadmaker]

Must be when Millie started to out do him

[@ZackRToler]

The moment he realized he couldn't trick Millie that bears live in the toilet and eat poop

[@kylldozer]

This was 2017 so I’m assuming he meant 2008. The year AH started

[@paragonjones13]

I love how Ryan's usually the first and only one to notice the image's thrown up on the screen, but is the only person who consistently never mentions it first. Somebody else has to first. I guess he likes to admire rather than share.

[@PHANTOMCOWGIRL]

3:13 The wallet goes in your back pocket, so you know if you are comfortable standing or sitting, someone has stolen your wallet.

[@0FFICERPROBLEM]

Such logical

[@youtubeuserssuck3394]

but then if my wallet isn't stolen, my ass cheeks will be uneven when I sit.

[@WhenDevilsDuel]

lol but it's hard to get stolen from the front pocket anyway, I think it's more of a space thing, back n the day your average person might have keys a knife/multi tool cigs matches/lighter and other things from throughout the day, so to help prevent squishing cigs, stabbing yourself w keys, or even damaging the wallet, they'd put in they're back pocket, since then it became a habit or a child might see his dad put his wallet in his back pocket and continue doing so when he grows up. pockets are deeper and we carry less things now a days unless your some hipster, so it's unnecessary, at least that's how see it

[@TheCremeSupreme]

I do keys and phone in each front pocket and wallet in the back

[@Jhtocp]

I keep keys beneath my wallet in left pocket and phone in the right pocket.

[@calebkim9211]

24:01 Geoff dont worry Rogue Two is gonna be about finding the death star plans from episode 6. Rogue Three is gonna be Finn telling the rebels how to blow up star killer base and then cut.

[@Bojan_L]

So rogue two is just a pile of dead Bothans?

[@naz4945]

"they're old or dead" it's Michaels fault. Michael fucking killed Carrie Fisher

[@josephdavis1633]

Ok, so most people don't understand this (idk why), but there won't be, nor can there be, a rogue two. Rogue one is the fake callsign they gave the base before stealing the ship. They weren't a part of a squadron, so they are the only Rogue squad ship. Techniqually, since they are the only ship, they should have been rogue leader. That isn't as catchy, though. But I digress. The next movies are going to be about young Han Solo and about Boba Fett. This has already been stated by Disney. Please, spread the word whenever you hear Rogue Two being talked about. That title is not only irrelevent but its ignorant. Good day, Sir or madam

[@KingOfHalla]

You dont get the joke yourself it seems.

[@calebkim9211]

***** Yeah i saw the movie i know man, its just a joke.....

[@lobsterkeener]

Gavin and Shaun's new friendship is so cute

[@PurpleEle82]

The whole podcast itself is awesome, but these were the parts that stood out to me: 12:48 Geoff gives Michael potent alcohol, 24:35 Star Wars, 27:09 Michael laughing, 1:15:50 Geoff makes a face, 1:20:50 Gavin gets British, "ooh ello", 1:22:00 Michael quoting recent movies, 1:25:59 Micheoff singing duet, 1:31:44 Olivia is a genius, 1:45:34 Gavin's hair, 1:47:34 Ryan with the Reese's joke, 2:02:45 Gavin in the credits. Also whenever Shari's Berries sponsors them and they open the box on Off Topic, Ryan always steals the elastic ribbon.

[@taylordinkins1961]

I like Ryan quietly noticing the picture of Craig they put up. He just quietly observes.

[@Ptolomey]

i dont really watch gameattack, but i love bolen

[@HangTimeCrew]

come to us... mwhahahaha

[@Ptolomey]

Tempting.... hhmmm

[@StudioCFan4Ever]

I was going to get Shari's Berries but then realized a set of 6 was $25, meaning each one is like $5. Fuck that.

[@TheElectriczil]

StudioCFan 4Ever ridiculously overpriced yea

[@jfishxx]

Broadcast chose to ignore the fact that they would have to clean up the glitter and instead said "It's for the greater good. The entertainment of the viewers." and gave them the glitter. Either that, or Patrick is going to have to act like a scolding dad later, call them all into the broadcast room and say "Okay, who gave them the glitter? We need to have a talk about what we can and can't give the Achievement Hunter guys." There's literally no getting that off. Marcus would have to. With a waterjet. Just cut up the entire set and scrap it, because that's the only way to get rid of glitter.

[@z-hilly4419]

jfish I'm sure there has to be another way!!! I'll go mad until I find IT!!!!

[@PrettySarcasticKrg]

jfish My father and I work as janitors. I clean the kids section. glitter everywhere. terrible to try and clean up. :< Your absolutely right.

[@TehFrenchy29]

They'll be finding glitter in the Achievement Hunter office in a NEW BUILDING years from now. I used to work in theatre, and one single show a few years back that had a little bit off glitter in it has lead to people STILL finding glitter in the most unlikely of places. That shit is like a cockroach, except that it's not technically living in the first so it is actually 100% (instead of just like 99.999%) impossible to get rid of one.

[@PrettySarcasticKrg]

Frantachy Haha oh man that's terrible. yupp. kids were playing with it in the gym too. they dropped a whole bottle of it X3 glad their having fun and doing fulfilling activities like crafts, wish the teachers were more careful with the use though. c:

[@Lone_Rocket]

Glitter sucks.

[@Hessimore]

Ryan is such a dad. Reading about the misuse of eye wash. Taking care of those two big babies who threw glitter at each other.

[@karinka373]

That was one of my favorite episodes ever, laughed all the way through. Bolen fit it very well, have him on again sometime!

[@GrazerMagic]

Why is the title of this video screaming at me

[@Frank_Ditch]

I DONT KNOW

[@WhenDevilsDuel]

HOWS YOUR DAY GOING

[@Frank_Ditch]

WHATS GOIN ON ERE (IN A GAVIN VOICE)

[@jonahjonah9821]

NOBODY EVER KNOWS ALLOT OF TITLES ON KZbin ARE YELLING AT US NOW

[@seihyuni]

Michael wrote it

[@oniwahoo6274]

I really don't want to like these Game Attack guys because I don't want to devote more time to KZbin than I already do, but they are really funny.

[@ItsBolen]

oni wahoo this means everything to me.

[@HangTimeCrew]

come to us now...

[@lawwilliams7591]

At least they're not kinda funny And with that I make my exit

[@yewtewb3628]

>not even verified

[@randomaccount3364]

Riot Squad guys, please.

[@McShane1996]

I replayed Gavin at 1:21:44 over and over again, his girlish giggling had me in stitches

[@ceast5273]

That bit with Geoff being able to tell where Ryan tuned out of his wife's conversation based on where he trailed off in his telling of the thing she said. freaking brilliant!

[@Aynaltuber]

30:59 just making a note to one of the funniest things ive ever seen on Off-Topic

[@marcusalm7350]

"You do Slow Mo!" 2:45 And I'm already laughing. I like how this is going :)

[@ZedChuva]

Greg slammed that shot back, like it was a basketball off a trampoline.

[@0FFICERPROBLEM]

One of the best episodes yet. The ending is so fucking perfect, loved Craig's sports talk in this. Lol. PS. I hope someone around Geoff is trying to help him with the apparent alcohol problem. Also Gus.... A good, rapidly effective treatment for alcoholism is slowly weaning off it, and getting treatment involving other psychoactive substances. There is research and trials being done now, there is a host of different substances that may prove therapeutic . Also Marijuana can be taken up as a substitute for the alcohol in daily life, at least for a while. But I don't know what's legal in Texas though, so there's that too... Alcohol really is a downer, especially in the long run... such a shame that it (and caffeine) is the most widely accepted and preferred drug of our culture.

[@VideoSage]

You know, I don't really feel bad for Shaun- you don't dodge the glitter, be a man, and sparkle.

[@telula21]

"characters that are old or dead now." - YOU KILLED CARRIE FISHER!

[@DaveyBridges]

As soon as I saw the bottle of Malort, I knew this would be a good podcast.

[@RozwallabyVideos]

In reference to the conversation about the photographer and the Rockefeller Center, they're basically trained to act like that. The more high energy you are, in those type of jobs, the more likely you are to be promoted/kept on the job. I work at an amusement park and one of the reasons I've gotten into low-level management in the entertainment department is because of the enthusiasm I showed towards each guest taking a picture. We're trained to treat every guests as if this picture is super important, because to them it might be.

[@TellerFarsight]

27:10 I've never seen Michael so genuinely find something funny. Bolen was a great guest for this episode.

[@zacharyfolse7772]

I love how geoff just like knows everyone left so he just continued to go on with sports xD 48:40

[@ndrewmoore]

a short nba podcast with geoff and craig every week would be absolutely top

[@hadesrpg4259]

Seeing Geoff makes me so fucking happy. He's just the coolest guy around.

[@FinickyFelix]

1:45:35 Bolen brushing glitter off Gavin's hair gave me really weird, almost ASMR feels.

[@mironricardo]

Rowan the Valiant I would have melted if i could here some hi def audio.

[@STormnNormn2027]

I'm glad I wasn't the only one walking out on the sportsball talk

[@MrGeorgeFlorcus]

shoutout to Geoff for name-dropping Saskatchewan, surprised anyone outside Canada even knows that city, but being a world traveler probably helps.

[@lethanlewis7559]

That fucking sync up at 12:04 between the two michaels looks almost rehearsed haha it's awesome.

[@lightning2436]

Hope you don't rage quit the pregnancy LMAO

[@JakesSRT8]

'Maybe in a fun star shape' absolutely killed me! 1:10:40

[@trashedsti7869]

In the back fucking pocket. The wallet goes in the back

[@Matt_E_96]

JDMSupra ya, then you are 3 in taller on one side and that as cheek hurts if you sit on hard shit

[@erikgardner4777]

JDMSupra it doesn't fit in the front pocket comfortably so why the hell would you put it there

[@zeldafan1315]

Matt thats why you dont sit directly on it. it slides to the side of your pocket.

[@Matt_E_96]

Erik Gardner idk what pants you wear but my wallet fits fine in my pants ... hell I tried it in my back pocket a few times but since the back pocket has no give to it, it just slide out... and I don't wear skinny jeans. ..

[@Matt_E_96]

zeldafan1315 so how thin is your wallet as to where it can slide in a small pocket (comparably)? and or where is your back pocket? because any pants I have seen with them, the back pocket is right on the ass, so there is nowhere for it to "slide"?

[@SimplyCanadian]

I miss when a person timestamps all the different conversations and events on these podcasts..

[@whynot6262]

I love this podcast and everyone on it but the dream team to me is Michael, gavin, Jeremy, and Ryan.

[@Thecrazytim16]

Ryan's christmas card had me dying.

[@jacobbilek9419]

I'm glad Patrick showed up on set. He's a cool looking dude.

[@impagain]

Michael: Is he gone? I got him a Wet Paper Towel Gavin: {Cheeky, knowing grin}

[@Zamiiz]

@54:00 I am DEADLY allergic to those bugs and was cringing HARD through the whole convo

[@Cynimax]

And now glitter has become a permanent part of the Off Topic set. Way to go Gavin.

[@TheElectriczil]

Cynimax the production brought that upon themselves

[@josephdavis1633]

So I got dumped today, and you guys made it hurt a little less. So thanks.

[@MrOmniViolence]

when they were talking about the "Ryan the *Blank* Guy" shirt, I immediately thought 'Ryan the Baby Anus Guy' then Geoff says that's his favorite XD

[@user-sl7tm9mf8y]

I have no interests in sports, but the sports bits in this episode were top-notch.

[@to2burger]

Such a Great episode of the Podcast! Worth re-watching in the near future!

[@chaitea5975]

Bolin and Craig... funny dudes xD They should be on more often!

[@sherriemoon703]

This feels longer than the amazing Uno movie. Nice job.

[@zombieplan100]

This is my favorite Off Topic podcast

[@lexthequeer]

ANOTHER PODCAST?! I can barely keep up with all these podcasts and now there's ANOTHER ONE?!

[@tuckk.1201]

"he clocks out, he just pulls out a box cutter and stabs the first homeless person he sees." shit had me fucking dying

[@sidewayscenobite]

That sports segment was fucking hilarious.

[@goodmaninastorm4617]

Laughed so hard at 48:44 when Craig walked back 😂

[@solidsnake2191]

When Geoff turned that bottle up and showed them how a man does things made me realize, he is my hero.

[@SqpH]

One of the funniest Off Topic podcasts

[@brondi9320]

Seriously though Wes Matthews is not a max contract player.

[@The479715]

agree

[@BlazerManiacNumber96]

Zlatan Ibrahimović He was great as a Blazer

[@niall790]

Geoff's adams apple dances at 2:05

[@Madisonthebest22]

I love how Geoff is such a dad that he is just trying really hard to clean up the glitter mess

[@kingkuk850]

i love when geoff is on the podcast because he always talks sports

[@tommytwolegs3615]

Wow, a Saskatchewan mention from Geoff. Happy day.

[@B7S.ARMY-BORA7AE_]

The poop convo elaborated to the point that it totally sounds like a Jackass stunt... XD

[@ChadVanHalen5150]

I don't think we've given the anus enough credit - Michael Jones

[@XxLegiTJaredxX]

In Southpaw, ​Forest Whitaker​​'s eye had a backstory.. He was blind in that eye from boxing

[@JuicyJosh98]

Excellent podcast boys. Messy, but amazing.

[@Issa.nicholas]

15:37 oof Edit: 42:28 another oof

[@LuvHarp]

I heard that, IMMEDIATELY scrambled to the comments lmfaooo

[@ennochii767]

1 of 2 outcomes. 1. Gus later found fired from Rooster Teeth for not doing anything. 2. Sean later found dead at the bottom of Colorado River, way of death: unknown.

[@Omegazar]

OFF TOPIC PLAYLIST Please!!!

[@FMSnow]

honestly if geoff had a sports podcast i'd absolutely listen to that shit

[@joshosborne9135]

Geoff is a Celtics fan!!! I have my new favorite AH member

[@xMellomii]

Thank you Michael! Talking about the CGI guy. It pissed me off SOO much. It was so bad

[@Poppythedog2]

That's how you can tell Geoff is an alcoholic he made that look like water.

[@NotShaneska]

Love those Party Up guys

[@mylesrussell]

I like Ryan's SpaceX shirt.

[@GarboSweaty]

what are we, some kind of notification squad?

[@skyrimsniper]

We're the . . . what are we? bad guys? good guys? assholes?

[@Frank_Ditch]

Logan S. LOL

[@andrewbaier6085]

Logan S. DIGIMON

[@joedunham4358]

Logan S. No

[@mclovin4659]

NO

[@karatebear530]

Geoff roasted the life out of Ryan." That's why he has two kids he can't figure out condoms."

[@Hedgpig]

The next time we see Geoff he's going to be SO salty over all the Goeff comments on that 7th video.

[@IronCake44]

caps lock title?

[@RatedBestIndependently]

I was just thinking that

[@KK10397]

I was wondering why it looked weird and I couldn't put my finger on it.

[@spawn3x54]

that thumbnail needs to be memed NOW!

[@geiokamihasuki5998]

fast and furious 10 will just be vin diesel crying while doing a weekend at bernies thing with pauls body

[@bearpaw851]

I fucking love Geoff. He's my spirit animal

[@vantedmore1466]

7 days to die weekly

[@h2theibrid]

Nah that'd kill it.

[@lizpucklizardrn3669]

Ah, enemas. The nurse's nightmare. One gastroenterologist at my hospital likes to order milk and dextrose enemas. There are also milk and molasses enemas- thankful I have never had to give one of those.

[@colinyucks3273]

I'm new to ah, but shit I didn't know how hilarious Geoff is, he is perfect with his wit

[@arguas2609]

my favorite podcast so far I woke everyone in my house up I was laughing so hard

[@SillyWillySandoon]

I find it's more comfortable sitting down with my wallet in my back pocket than front. I wear rather slim fitting jeans and anything in the front pockets just gets crushed into my thigh. I've gotten used to being slightly uneven when sitting and now it feels strange to sit down if I don't have my wallet in my back pocket. Plus I put my car key and phone in my front pockets so there's really no room for my wallet

[@bakedsnake7377]

Geoff's reaction to the pimple popper! lmao Can't wait for him to come back. Hope the break has been good though.

[@schlab73]

Shoutout to my home province of Saskatchewan!

[@clu882]

where in sask?

[@schlab73]

Canada. North of North Dakota and Montana

[@clu882]

MrJenkins i know haha i live there lol

[@theMrRyder1]

2nd that

[@clu882]

Not a lot of us in sasky. Cool to see some others on KZbin

[@breelukesnapbvck4843]

Geoff is literally my spirit animal, raging alcoholic drinking alcohol while looking at other types of alcohol.

[@JoeMazzolaTheFirstPersonCook]

I love how they only bleeped the first one :p

[@beaz3784]

@Michael, there are actually 4 of those CGI characters. The two main ones you're referring to, I wasn't bother by at all. However, the other two, I was somewhat bothered by, as it almost seemed like they were copy-pasted clips from Episode 4.

[@Midnight_x_Sin]

That tension was tense.

[@amblurb]

Lowkey glad craig came in with the sports talk and got them off the pimple topic. Was gettin queasy.

[@Necrobadger]

I don't get what Geoff is talking about with Paul Walker in Fast and the Furious 7. Just looked the ending scene up, he looks exactly the same as every other person in that scene. You literally can't tell the difference even if you're looking for it, lol.

[@andrewandreski2659]

Geoff has basically become Jim Lahey. He has become the liquor.

[@MyRealNameOfCourse]

Andrew Andreski Nice a fellow tpb and achievement hunter fan!

[@dremin15]

They should make their own teams for the next season of the Achievement Hunter Hockey League