A Burnt Monstrosity - Off Topic #98

[@fallenphoenix6522]

J: I don't think we can do the cinnamon rolls R: THE HELL WE CANT

[@d2beej]

A show with Jack and Ryan playing 2 different games and just shootin' the shit would actually be really cool.

[@Spartan-ir4qd]

just to go with their RTS talk, i think they should do age of empires.

[@immortalkoopah3138]

Team Same Voice with no webcams doing a let's Play together would sound like the same person playing co-op with themselves

[@WinterbornMT]

Necro AF but I agree. By now it might exist 😂

[@inanordinaryway]

Jack and Ryan should do a co-op strategy game where communication and teamwork is key. Like Portal 2 co-op mode

[@erikgardner4777]

Then they're never going to finish, I can bet they're going to fight over something that ruins their relationship completely

[@andrewcipparone6743]

They can do Human Fall Flat :D

[@thegreatninjaman]

Jack and Geoff need their own Duo playthrough series. we got Battle Buddies with Ryan and Jeramy, we got Play Pals with Gavin and Michael.

[@generictimestamperstupendi9021]

Team OG?

[@hfar_in_the_sky]

I foresee that ending like a Random Bullshittery episode. Which is not a bad thing.

[@sean5hmendes88]

28:05 Jack goes “wai-wai-wai-wait” in sync with the bread falling on the table 😂😂

[@Bimmr]

I'd imagine a cooking show where they make what ever they feel like, featuring the Let's play crew would be pretty entertaining.

[@isabelchmontuenga]

Bimmr sooo, the student Life

[@Bimmr]

Exactly!

[@Jilly_Neutron]

Would blue apron still be willing to sponsor them though?

[@xantaplays]

I would love you guys to do that ExtraLife segment idea! 'Cooking in all the wrong devices with the Mad King.' I have a sudden need for it to be a thing!

[@IronMan-eq2fo]

Despite the lack of conversations in my opinion this was by the by far the best episode of off topic yet.

[@GarboSweaty]

No.

[@benhowarth843]

Any off topic when michael gets fuck faced beats this

[@esemes16]

Give a man a Texas shaped waffle and make him happy for an hour, give 4 guys a Texas waffle maker and take 5 years off their lives.

[@bbrbbr-on2gd]

18:26 I never have to wonder what four cavemen would do with a waffle maker anymore.

[@phucko6952]

bbr64 bbr64 Apparently, make Provolone Grilled Cheese. Huh.

[@gnomesaiyan1680]

"Is it plugged in?" "Yeah." "Awesome, pour some water on it!"

[@reploid123]

Jack looks at Ryan in such utter disgust and disbelief when he say he's never had cinnamon toast crunch lool XD 1:20:37

[@SomeOfTheJuice]

Every time Jack says "we're makin' waffles," I just think of Donkey from Shrek.

[@TheBigGavino]

OFF TOPICCCC is a necessity in my life now

[@pyromaniac407]

The Off Topic cooking show should continue

[@CaptainTim85]

Can we all give Ryan a round of applause for not flubbing at all with the ad-read like 👌🏿👌🏿👌🏿

[@idkdude2377]

Ryan and Jack should play really difficult coop puzzle games so they can rage at each other when they have differing opinions on how to solve the puzzles. Salt Bros

[@anewhero1216]

Katawa Shoujo has an ending where, if you manage to avoid taking a route with one of the girls you end up on the roof with the mostly blind dude that lives across the hall from you, and you drink whiskey with him until you fall off the roof. The ending is called “The Deep End” That game is great.

[@valthorix7347]

Kenji route is the best route.

[@MrWheelman82]

Gotta love Kenji

[@loneraven442]

First ending i came across. I guess i was too indecisive about who i wanted to follow xD

[@KanuckStreams]

Katawa Shoujo (or, as Ryan calls it, "Katawa Shojew") is absolutely awesome. So cute, and actually has some interesting topics about disabilities.

[@MrWheelman82]

+Doctor Discord Most certainly, Hanako's route can spark some philosphical debate as well I actually went to a school for the disabled, it's not that unrealistic, there are a lot of people with serious and potentially deadly conditions there, in the time I went to school 2 students (out of an average of 100 students a year) died due to their conditions. Contrary to KS, I didn't see any legless or armless students, nor any deaf or blind students as there are special schools for both of them.

[@JeffCJY]

Despite having the same voice ironically Jack & Ryan are near complete opposites of each other.

[@arbycool5214]

I'm liking Buff Ryan

[@johnstamos5269]

Right? I should drink more Diet Coke...

[@MrMoustacheNinja]

This was great!! I love how chill it was with them just eating and hanging out

[@SkylarForester]

Ethnic Trevor and White Alfredo 😂😂😂

[@whatablake]

I would actually really enjoy watching Ryan and Jack play something more strategic than AH normally does.

[@carlyiam]

Easily my favorite off topic so far :)

[@blueroses3069]

One of the most entertaining episodes of off topic and no alcohol was involved.

[@escoofimpakt]

Brown Trevor is cool to have on the podcast we get new stories now

[@Volsung0]

*Ethnic

[@DeagleGamesTV]

i agree but i like when they rotate the cast out. that way we dont get burned out on one person.

[@ajesco]

Technically yellow.

[@totalcoward]

Could we not call people “brown” or “yellow”? I’m not offended by the race thing, it just makes me feel bad for people who are colorblind.

[@uneverjack158]

darren trivedi that's a great new one

[@R3cov3ry]

Alfrados dance was alright with me.

[@ryanhoaglund1499]

Trevor's thought process never ceases to amaze me. How does "lets put redbull into a hot waffle iron" sound like a good idea?

[@MariothePlumber529]

I actually love Alfredo, he is a great addition to the group.

[@DasVERMiT]

This is my favorite Off Topic episode ever.

[@nicmoss9101]

Love how Trevor mentions the smoke coming back down and literally second after you see it come into the top of the frame lol love this podcast. 42:38

[@Lauren-zx3gx]

Jack and Ryan are like an old married couple and Trevor and Alfredo are newlyweds in the honeymoon stage.

[@austindroscher5023]

Favorite Off Topic by far.

[@wingbm]

Ryan looks like a badass if he had a tan everyone would think he's a special forces vet

[@keithharrell2796]

WHAT ARE WE DOING RYANNNN!!

[@MainGoldDragon]

You know Michael is absent this week from Off Topic when you notice that the length is about 1 and a half hours.

[@hcblue]

"It's normal to be moist when you cook with Achievement Hunters. *wink*" - _passes out_

[@3-gunjack368]

OOooOOhh he's Ryan!

[@deusj9621]

Welcome to the off topic version of a pancake podcast

[@generictimestamperstupendi9021]

Waffle Wednesday

[@Aitaitaitai]

I love having Alfredo and Trevor on things together. I know everyone jokes about them looking alike, but I feel like they have a good synergy together that makes things amusing

[@guillermogutierrez7544]

I want Jack and Ryan to make a cooking channel and call it Beard Bros

[@elNitemare]

happy Sunday every body be blessed

[@chadgeary2653]

Trevor's worried, "I put something carbonated in here." about 30 seconds into shaking it had me fucking rolling...

[@daydelus]

I'm really glad Alfredo hasn't been scared off yet he's a Joy in videos and delightful in steams

[@TomBombadil168]

Yeah, that dating game Ryan was taking about is real. If i remember correctly, you play as a guy with a heart defect that starts going to school that supports the disable. The girls you can go after include a blind girl, a deaf girl, no legs, no arms, and severe burn scars. The game isn't actually as creepy as it sounds, it focuses a bit more on accepting people despite differences and disabilities and not treating them a weaker or lesser. Granted it does include fucking disabled girls, so there's that...

[@PaladinNull]

Sploogmaster2 disabled people want to get laid just as much as non disabled people.

[@TomBombadil168]

I said that as in some people may see it as a power fantasy of taking advantage of girls that may not be (and in context of the game are not) emotionally stable or physically weak. Not that disabled people don't want to get boinked any less than other people, just that a game centered around dating/banging disabled girls sounds odd. That could just be me though.

[@hallomaniac04]

I would watch the ever-loving shit out of a retro warcraft lets play

[@Skategirl226]

Jack: "Ryan's swinging knives around." Like that is new? Lol.

[@brianbrant6079]

I watch two random Off Topics in a row. For some reason, both of them involve making popcorn.

[@MariothePlumber529]

Ryan is an animal and I fucking love it

[@Coreyphillips1]

i've never seen the inside of a popcorn bag before, interesting :o

[@Chuzado_117]

"IT'S GOING TO BE GLORIOUS LIKE TEXAS" best thing Ryan has ever said

[@oddfanboy]

Ryan should really do a lot of commercials. He's got the voice and the pep for it.

[@Toocoolforyhu]

I love trevors hair! Weird to see it not be black.

[@maggiemcgonnell6754]

Cooking with Ryan would be awesome.

[@MrRocketman88]

I just love how Ryan's go to hat is a rainbow six one

[@sierralvx]

Nice to see Ryan and Alfredo being able to sit next to each other without screaming.

[@skyfever111]

THIS EPISODE STREAMS LIKE BUTTER

[@AnnaGwyn23]

This is a great mix of people:) thnx:):)

[@MariothePlumber529]

It is so much easier determining the orb situation one time like Jack said, but on the previous raids I sided more often with Ryan.

[@nightmanjones2516]

Team same voice spliced with team same person. Im looking forward to this!

[@tomstech4390]

"we cant even decide how to go into a light-hole".... Jack and Ryan human fall flat now!!!!! (we dont care it'll be the same levels, its the way they do it, not what they do)

[@mintycitrus61]

I love a good comedy of errors but everything going surprisingly well is a nice change of pace

[@foxyspartan1777]

I appreciate Trevor trying to bring the Halloween :)

[@BrokensoulRider]

"It's normal when you cook with Achievement Hunter." *Wink.* Rip my spleen.

[@thomas_roni_pero346]

real talk though, katawa shoujo is the best visual novel i've ever read. Emi is my favorite and Lilly is a sweetheart. Hanako's birthday scene is so darn precious too.

[@tatesmith9085]

the "random cam change , What the fuck moments" are the best on this

[@kris_g7601]

ryan talking about katawa shoujo made my day. I would love to see that lets play.

[@inragedvermine]

Love the Beachbody ad as they pour redbull into pancake batter....

[@sunamarki]

Jack and Ryan should do a short play through of Katawa Shoujo XD

[@kylem2010GT]

So today we learned that putting popcorn in a waffle iron is a totally legitimate way to pop popcorn.

[@FinyxRox]

My favorite part of this podcast was when Ryan suggested the Waffle Grilled cheese sandwhich. The look in his eyes reminded me of why I love Ryan so much! xD

[@tobebloke]

1:34:50 : “Home to see the queen, Gavin free” 😂

[@stuart13]

I've never been so happy to realize I have cinnamon rolls in my fridge.

[@hfar_in_the_sky]

"What are we, Good Mythical Morning?!" Well the first half of this Podcast episode was basically "Will it waffle?" sooo...

[@TheZephyrsWind]

This was basically a fun version of the cooking channel. Also I've noticed that warped face effect when I was younger but only now have I heard of it's name.

[@AussieSnoflake]

You can use mayo instead of butter on the outside of your grilled sandwiches. Its pretty much straight oil. I also wish we had the pilsbury dough cylinders in australia.

[@nickross-simons7067]

Definitely having grilled cheese now, thanks guys.

[@cidasanctus3373]

Ryan and Jack playing WC2 sounds fantastic. Especially if they keep doing their impressions of the units. ...I can't be the only person who does that...

[@awolf1234567]

ryan's brief explanation of emi is great.

[@Justain_Nelson]

Alfredo, you are such an entertaining dude.

[@MWorl91]

"Screw that hippie noise, we're making waffles."

[@yumberry97]

alfredo with his chocolate milk is adorable

[@terrorofdeath3280]

I love Ryan confusing everybody by talking about Katawa Shoujo. XD

[@AlaskaBvR]

Alfredo, Jack, Trevor and Ryan's team name is The Crumby Bunch

[@Kinowolf]

Jon Davis More like the Cummy Brunch

[@AmbientVirus]

Loved the reaction to Kawata Shoujo. Ryan's not wrong..it is "Sexy Time At The Disabled School" but Jack's reaction was the best.

[@Archon762]

"No Trevor, don't do it." *pours red bull into batter* "God damnit Trevor." *1 minute later* "Oh shit I just put something carbonated into a closed container and am vigorously shaking it..."

[@Matteney]

It's only been 3 hours since I ate but this made me so hungry

[@nathanjohnson9530]

I would absolutely love to see Jack and Ryan play through WC3 and possibly into WC3TFT!

[@LienJohannes]

Wow, a podcast Where You only talk about food. So fun and entertaining

[@AnarchoLoserist]

ETHNIC TREVOR

[@adnkhn2]

Great show .

[@TsukiNoShinjitsu]

“Get this out before it destroys the world.” -Ryan Haywood

[@DeeCeeDubya]

Really enjoyed Trevor in this episode!

[@gigglesthecat7216]

team same voice + team same face

[@Sheffdawg2305]

GigglesTheCat I always that Jack and Ryan had the same voice and it sounds just like Seth Rogen's voice.

[@benhowarth843]

Alexander Sheffield not really

[@grimlockthe1823]

i gotta say this one was pretty good

[@stanfordwarman3512]

I didn't need to see the inside of a popcorn bag jack thanks a lot. Nightmare fuel

[@GoldenSun5631]

Off topic - "Epic Meal Time" Edition with the stay at home crew ;-p Also - cannot wait for the next raid parts they keep hyping us up on :-)

[@InugamiTheHound]

can someone get the gif on Alfredo dancing??

[@fitzfizzy]

Pancake mix in a waffle iron made into a waffle-cheese-sandwich with some random cheese, and then dipped in syrup.

[@akumakorosu]

TFW Ryan has no clue what kind of badass Aqua Man really is.

[@mebaran]

For Extra Life, Ryan and Jack need to box. I will not stop until I see this happen!

[@bradmaier2035]

Jack would sadly win

[@Aplesedjr]

Brad Maier sadly?

[@danielmccarten4357]

Dibs on Ryan winning

[@bradmaier2035]

Logan Sanders As much as I like jack, Ryan is fucking hilarious

[@christopherflores846]

You don't question the mad king