Extracting Lidocaine from Anal Lubricant

[@michaelmccaine]

"brand new, never been used bottle of lube" I didnt suspect you before you said this but after...

[@ModernAdventurer]

"unfortunately i didn't weight the lube before i used it"

[@TheUchihasparky]

^ 9:12

[@atlaua1888]

You read my mind dude

[@Jorb.]

"gooey"... "sticky"... "white precipitate".......... hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[@KyleHohn]

Me thinks thou dost protest too much

[@Nurse_Lucy]

That emphasis on "brand new, never before used" bottle of lubricant

[@magusperde365]

Yeah what a prude

[@The_original_biblical_angelo]

xD

[@therobot1080]

Bc there are dirty minded people he has to exclaim it

[@basicallycroft946]

@@therobot1080 ITS LITERALLY ANAL LUBRICANT WITH THE BRAND NAME PASSION! its so clear what its intended for its not dirty minded if its a dirty item

[@oskaruib]

Because he prefers just spit. (Gosh I'm sorry.. so gross)

[@EliteSparklz]

I like how much force was put into "brand new, *NEVER BEFORE USED* "

[@ThaiHoang-jx9ko]

I’m dead

[@jupiter8535]

God I know right. Like he just put so much emphasis that it never touched anyone's anus. I snorted really hard at that

[@Stormprobe]

The only reason he made this video is to have a reason to possess anal lube.

[@jd_99]

I'VE *NEVER* DONE BUTT STUFF, MOM

[@fatalpotatoe4741]

Owo

[@paddyblack-exe]

"I do my best to get out as much as possible. However, no matter what, there's always going to be a little bit left in the bottle." So, he speaks from experience.

[@FrozenMermaid666]

LMAO these jokes are too funny, and I knew there would be such comments as soon as this video was mentioned in some podcast... 🤣🤣🤣

[@FrozenMermaid666]

Anyways, the special names Liz / Liza cannot be in someone’s name / yt name, and must be edited out!

[@Qabim]

​@@FrozenMermaid666liz

[@kahokohisagi9729]

​@@FrozenMermaid666why?

[@FrozenMermaid666]

Why what?

[@joshuacarrico9180]

The comments are exactly what I thought they would be.

[@g.ferreira6745]

I know right

[@TWolf-gt6if]

NEVER USED

[@nomaxnula1]

Yep

[@Cereal008]

I love it

[@oquendo0021]

Same, good thing I found your comment

[@iloveplasticbottles]

"we then open up the brand new, never ever before used bottle of lube" Where's the seal, Nigel?

[@phenomynon3969]

how do u know they come with seals, Pastor?

[@laffys7384]

@@phenomynon3969 *destruction 100*

[@Nadical]

@@phenomynon3969 to extract lidocaine obviously

[@SnickersEatsCookies]

@@Nadical obviously

[@Exarian]

Why couldn't you ballpark a theoretical yield based on the label, Nigel?

[@enderboy123me]

1:32 *I just want to emphasize, NEVER BEFORE USED BOTTLE OF LUBE.*

[@marca6597]

So many likes but no comments.

[@damienv3n0m45]

@@marca6597 ikr

[@username-um1gm]

Just imagine the conversation at the sex shop

[@JS-hy1ob]

6:42 "...you'll notice this black clump that's floating around. I'm honestly not really sure what this is, but it's definitely not lidocaine..."

[@e.ee.e9043]

He only goes in dry

[@Ichiidino]

The humor in this video existing without being direct is golden. Thank you for this masterpiece, Nile.

[@dennismeide7683]

He was serious and wasn't joking Thats the best part in my opinion XD

[@bobbirdsong6825]

“For this experiment, you’re gonna need M A X I M U M S T R E N G T H A N A L L U B E by passion”

[@Ash.is.trash13]

i am dying omg 😂😂😂 this is exactly how he says it

[@sixtolavalle343]

Bob Birdsong I saw this right before he said what you quoted 😂

[@longback71]

Bob Birdsong it’s brand new never been used he makes sure to point out. Letting everyone know he isn’t a consumer advocate for the product; maximum strength anal lube by passion. But does he feel weird clicking the buy it now option?

[@LookingForFrogs]

@@longback71and he can write it off as a business expense.

[@gibsonman507]

I couldn’t get past this line without cracking up

[@nick8670]

Next episode: Extracting black tar heroin from play-doh

[@battleonthemoon2]

From *what* ?

[@cat_strangler2603]

*dough but lmao

[@Sir_Catnip]

"play doe"

[@BenignSteak2716]

r/boneappletea

[@grester5929]

Its play doh not play dough

[@ssterling]

NileRed, then: “Imagine spending $100+ on a video!” NileRed, now: “Anyway I bought $1K of equipment for aerogel”

[@giornogiovanna729]

Amateur vs pro NileRed. No, not the category.

[@soyboysupreme6190]

Also, he sadly got no revenue from this video, so no profit to even out the cost :(

[@blasttrash]

@@soyboysupreme6190 how do u know he didn't get any profit for this video?

[@soyboysupreme6190]

@@blasttrash It's in the description, youtube didn't let him monetize it

[@friedbanana0077]

2k*

[@theonebman7581]

This was actually one of the first videos I saw of Nile in high school like 6 years ago As a teen, I laughed and giggled a bit at the... _experiment_ Now as a mature young adult... *I was practically dying on the floor every 10 seconds of this video.*

[@clotslurp]

It’s really *hard* not to

[@yeetusfetusdeletus]

@@clotslurp the emphasis on the word "hard" 💀

[@ShiQingxuanSimp]

@@yeetusfetusdeletus This video always seems to put me in a *tight* spot, it gets pretty *hard* to breathe when laughing.

[@themasked_snake2477]

@@ShiQingxuanSimp Are ya’ll tryna kill me?

[@thenonfurry]

@@themasked_snake2477yesn’t

[@Qusin111]

Just so everyone understands why he knows this: His wife came home early from a trip and asked "why do you have a case of anal lube?" He said "I use it to get Lidocaine" she said "prove it" he said "ok, but it's going to be a pain in the ass"

[@alsnow1049]

This literally needs to be at the top 🤣🤣🤣

[@williamconrad1087]

Part 2: Wife observes him extract all the Lidocaine and realizes her husband doesn’t waste his time with Passion 5% anal lube he custom makes his own, Piston 95% Lidocaine, anal lube.

[@hazeheaven]

This comment is over 9000, thank you Qusin111

[@openyoureyes3113]

I love the comments. Yours was epic.

[@xz3693]

Wow, you must have crappy relationships. If I got a case of this, my wife would get excited.. She wouldn't ask why.. what a dumb question.

[@jesterram7146]

Brand new never before used lube he says without having to remove any seal

[@i_haveth_no_lifeth2250]

hmmmmmst

[@dmitrygolubev9398]

There is also the fact that he doesn't know how much lube did he use for an experiment despite it being written on the bottle - which means that the bottle was missing an arbitrary amount of lube. I wonder where did it go?

[@jeremey2072]

@@dmitrygolubev9398 Asking the real questions.

[@Slash1066]

This one was left over from a pack of 6

[@bro8616]

@@Slash1066 did you order the same kind

[@orientalparadigm2934]

Imagine the conversation with the cashier "This isn't what it looks like, I'm just buying this for a chemistry experime-" "Yea sure bro it's okay"

[@xavrag2225]

He probably ordered online to avoid that situation

[@trananbinhjerry6438]

Yeah for some spicy chemistry in bed, i know

[@astro.p]

Buying it for Biology exam.

[@Crazycro905]

who cares what the cashier think. If everyone used more maybe marriages would last longer and your wives wont be so miserable

[@mas7rreaper126]

@@Crazycro905 😐

[@cheeserdane]

I like how expressly stated that bottle being "unused" was 😂

[@AB-80X]

Yeah. His GF must feel really left out.

[@PronunciationPam-ho3bu]

@AB-80X i think he was single at the time idk take it with like 18 decigrams of salt because a youtube comment said so

[@cheeserdane]

@PronunciationPam-ho3bu even if he had a girlfriend at the time. He's just cute being so prude and inexperienced. Personally i use coconut oil because i keep running into people with allergies to various ingredients.

[@itsgonnabeanaurfromme]

@@cheeserdane coconut oil degrades condoms though. Unless one of those people that doesn't use condoms and likes playing Russian roulette.

[@InfernalBanana]

I love how he nonchalantly says “Maximum strength anal lube” in the beginning of his procedure. Not just that, but how he delivers it with the brand name, you’d almost think he arranged an unorthodox sponsorship for his channel.

[@niconami1799]

real question is why is maximum strength doesn't that defeat the purpose

[@toquelau5715]

it's for tight anuses. anuses? ani?

[@InfernalBanana]

@craig keahey True, lol

[@mustachecake8071]

@@toquelau5715 anusi

[@mariastevens6406]

Wouldn't surprise me if he had

[@mr.howard1]

The pumping action on the lube bottle seemed fairly well practiced to me.

[@danielgreen3471]

Lol

[@IslandBoy-808]

Are you speaking from experience, Mr. Howard?😄

[@mr.howard1]

@@IslandBoy-808 I think you're projecting (pun intended) !😄

[@IslandBoy-808]

@@mr.howard1 You're the one projecting since you brought it up. But keep deflecting.

[@mr.howard1]

@@IslandBoy-808 Yeah... but I beat you to it (pun intended)!😄

[@Yalikejazzboi]

'Never before used bottle of lube' There's no shame in telling the truth, Nile.

[@wascourge9817]

Ya like jazz name checks out

[@scurvofpcp]

Unless shame is his thing, then he should be very very ashamed of himself.

[@technicallydifficulties7094]

He's a chemist.... It's never been used.

[@scurvofpcp]

@@technicallydifficulties7094 I don't know, I mean he does seem to be the adventurous type that is not afraid to do his own thing.

[@scurvofpcp]

@Dustin Eward Everyone has a first time and first times are special, and sides with butt stuff you need the lube and to be careful about it, jamming stuff up there is the more advanced stuff.... But then again...he does seem kinda advanced to me.

[@peepsshawty1399]

Probably the best product placement I’ve ever seen

[@uilsoum875]

" can't monetize this video because KZbin doesn't like the word 'lidocaine.' " i dont think that's the part

[@melody_florum]

Yeah uh that’s the joke

[@TheDeadOfNight37]

You hear that? That's the sound of the joke going over your head

[@uilsoum875]

TheDeadOfNight37 wooosh

[@melody_florum]

uilsoum 4 o’s

[@uilsoum875]

Hex close enough

[@mileskillian04]

These sorts of bottles have seals on them, he never took off any seal.

[@socialistrepublicofmacedon1449]

YO PAUSE 😳

[@umloucobr4980]

LMAO.

[@saacattaac007]

And how would you know?

[@mileskillian04]

@@saacattaac007 yeah uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... yeah... reasons

[@iceice3565]

HWEHHEEEHHHEHE

[@xxpatrick204xx]

1:45 "No matter what there's always gonna be a little bit left in the bottle" So you've used this product before

[@zwitter_zwitter]

Lmaooooo

[@dv.c3700]

Got em

[@Remls]

"used" does not necessarily imply he's used it on himself.

[@felpa04]

Exposed xxdd

[@punishedexistence]

Even if he was gay, I wouldn't judge, but he's clearly a heterosexual man. And though I'm not very partial to the Hershey highway, I know some girls like that and that is O.K. ;)

[@schurik4n]

8,54 ml of lidocaine were present in the 244ml of lubricant. Dew to the dencity of 1,026 g/cm³ of lidocaine this equals to a total weight of 8,76204 grams. Which means you recovered around 74% of the possible amount

[@yxx_chris_xxy]

I think he recovered much closer to 100%. 25% was used earlier for other purposes.

[@jarongaming9279]

I dont think the density is 1 kg per cm cubed because osmium is about 22.5 grams/cm cubed. I think it is about water density which is 1 gram/cm cubed.

[@schurik4n]

@@jarongaming9279 I'm European

[@schurik4n]

@@yxx_chris_xxy the secret camera footage

[@cvspvr]

the remaining 26% of the "brand new, never before opened bottle" was "used" beforehand

[@evanw2195]

Amazon reviews “We bought this for extraction of the lidocaine to see if the product specs were correct. They were and there seems to be a bit more lidocaine than advertised. Well worth buying”. WHO ELSE WOULDVE WROTE THIS REVIEW

[@evie5375]

is this a real review? i couldn’t find it but that’d be hilarious

[@foxtrot1962]

nile would've wrote this review

[@skyzoncloncluxing104]

I've done that before lmao

[@DigitalFl0w]

This is a legit review commented on an ebay listing by user ‘backyardscience2000’ hahahah

[@timelord700]

@@DigitalFl0w there is a channel by this name that could be the guy kzbin.info/door/cdai9G_4qGeRxkQiEsXU8g

[@evie5375]

“no matter what, theres always gonna be a little left in the bottle” ok lube expert

[@sageroncka2529]

Same with male hair products and peanut butter

[@gisella5402]

This is by far the best comment on this video

[@elijahcallender6423]

evie takes one to know one

[@kevinsantiago260]

Lmao

[@mikepriestley5451]

LMAO

[@faith9196]

*talking normally* “tHE BRAND NEW. NEVER BEEN USED BEFORE BOTTLE OF LUBE.”

[@SkeletonKingYoutube]

John Cena: Are you sure about that?

[@picklerichard3600]

He musta been like "its for a science experiment" to the cashier at walmart

[@PillowWantsSleep]

He had to have used it cause he knew it was a bitch to get out of the bottle

[@monadolifesaver5613]

Yeah, good thing he always keeps eight bottles for his bottom. I hope he know just how much lidocaine is in every brand including size, consistency, etc.

[@monadolifesaver5613]

@@picklerichard3600 Gonna see how much numb numb stuff I can get outta this here butt jelly!

[@nik7069]

I wish i knew about this video earlier than this. "Brand new, never before used bottle of lube" Is my favorite line this year.

[@AB-80X]

Don't use it on a date though. The girl will instantly know that you're boring in bed and don't know what you're doing.

[@eddyvideostar]

@@AB-80X I don't have to be a girl. When I think of lube, I think of gay anal (nasty) or tossing.

[@alleycat7482]

"We then open up the BRAND NEW NEVER BEFORE USED BOTTLE OF LUBE and pour it into a beaker." Don't worry, bro. We won't judge.

[@burnerjack01]

Um, yeah. Yeah, we will.

[@randomfactsthatdontmatter3466]

@@burnerjack01 let the man enjoy his butt stuff in peace

[@burnerjack01]

@@randomfactsthatdontmatter3466 LOL. It all works out in the end I guess.

[@Rapha2587]

I will... But only because anesthetic lube is for amateurs. Simple lube it's perfectly fine!

[@jakejancook]

If the bottle was fresh why wouldn't he calculate the weight of the lube based on the NET Weight and the Weight of the bottle hehe

[@datboi7823]

“Brand new, never been used before, bottle of lube” ......and this is why you should only give as much information as necessary because now I’m doubting if it’s actually a “brand new, never been used before, bottle of lube”, Nile

[@farmanshaikh6405]

try being original instead of trying to get likes by copying other people's comments. knob jockey

[@datboi7823]

Daily Allowance woah, calm down there, I didn’t even look at the comments. That was literally just the first thing though when I heard it, god forbid my comment be similar to others, Jesus Christ 😂

[@demimartin3703]

@@farmanshaikh6405 ok boomer

[@a-10warthog23]

@@farmanshaikh6405 ok boomer x2

[@fish7735]

Daily Allowance okay boomer x3

[@owennewo14]

"brand new, never before used bottle of lube" *X* to Doubt

[@AdityaSingh-lp5rp]

This bottle has never been used before. He speaks from experience ése

[@cooltrg2156]

X

[@OHYS]

X

[@Lord_RoadRunner]

XXX

[@zionnemakoma1398]

*X*

[@mortdigo]

Has anyone thought of introducing this experiment as an undergrad lab; or is it too sensitive due to the source of lidocaine?

[@yelizaveta1278]

Since it's often used to cut cocaine ; that'd be my guess.

[@mortdigo]

@@yelizaveta1278 Awesome lol

[@yelizaveta1278]

learning is fun lol

[@aqua-bery]

@@yelizaveta1278 wdym? I thought they used a card or something?

[@Andy_M.S.c]

@@aqua-bery cutting cocaine is adding other chemicals to it to decrease the amount of real cocaine and thus make it cheaper to make it's like selling potato chips. Why sell a bag for 1.99 and have 100 grams of potato chips when you can sell a bag for 1.99 and 50 grams of chips + cheap stuff (air)? The thing you're thinking of is cutting lines of it, like in the movies. In that regard I know fuckall, I have too much homework to be doing coke.

[@nicholasr79]

Can you make a video on how to extract Xanax from Cheerios? Thanks.

[@rammhamster]

Nicholas Sway asking for a friend right? 😂

[@pluto8404]

Extracting cocaine from $1 bills would probably be more do able.

[@TheAgamemnon911]

@@pluto8404 I would recommend $100 bills for larger yield.

[@UGSETH2]

@@TheAgamemnon911 Better stuff on those as well lmao

[@danielbittencourt2377]

😭😭🤣

[@kaiimai5037]

“Unfortunately, I didn’t weigh the lube before I used it” I HATE THIS.

[@CTMKD]

i wouldnt think that with your anime pfp

[@fudes587]

Why

[@haise.0]

Can't measure out how much of the lube he *didn't* use from his brand new, never used bottle of lube.

[@Donald_Trump_2024]

i dont hate it, i love it

[@justamicrowave2572]

@@fudes587 It insinuates that he used some of the lube beforehand. If it truly was unused he could have just looked at the bottle to find the weight.

[@warrenarmstrong2154]

“I didn’t weigh the lube before I used it...” well that confirmed it.

[@eschelar]

Well it's better than "I didn't use the lube before I weighed it".

[@LordLongHands]

Lmao

[@rihaan.s]

He meant before he used it for the experiment

[@SapeHallward]

@@rihaan.s If only you were smart enough to get the joke.

[@sageroncka2529]

I think he got the joke

[@Steven-nq7fx]

Knowing now that the famous quote is an accident is hilarious.

[@doby8544]

Not really an accident, just not a joke.

[@Steven-nq7fx]

@@doby8544 right, that's much better.

[@karmathegolden]

Me looking at the title: *"I have several questions"*

[@kitaryakysubae3156]

Same

[@kitaryakysubae3156]

@Roderick storey well, as someone who uses personal lubricant, and large dildos anally, I can see why a local anesthetic makes sense, because I've tried it with just hand Cream because it's all I had on hand, and lemme tell ya, it was a literal and figurative pain in the ass to shove it in all the way. I think the dildo I bought was a bit too thick to handle, and it stretched me bigger than I thought I could be stretched. I probably would have enjoyed it more if I had some lidocaine in the hand cream so it didn't feel like I was about to rip. >\\\\< hope that answers your question. It just makes insertion less painful for tender bumholes. As to why he used it as a source, I can only imagine it was the cheapest and most readily available means.

[@khhnator]

@@kitaryakysubae3156 err... i mean... hmm... *signs*

[@skakeboard_gamez5285]

What are they

[@dizzyspinner648]

I also wonder what the hell made KZbin recommend this. I also just had to look based on the title. This is certainly knowledge I don't need and will never use.

[@xyz7572]

I like how he’s all professional chemist-y as if he knows _exactly_ what he’s doing, and then suddenly he says “I don’t actually know what this black clump here is” 😂

[@MrJdsenior]

Maybe the bottle wasn't as unused as he thought. Sorry.

[@xxyyzzx9248]

Hmmm I finally found you…

[@xyz7572]

XxYyZz X 😱

[@midlandstribullbabesmtbb309]

@@MrJdsenior that’s what thought😂🤣🤣

[@scb-z9u]

I think it's spider who fell off the ceiling.

[@benji219]

Cashier: *smirks "have a nice evening sir" Nile: I'm doing an experiment actually Cashier: well you are that age to experiment Nile: You know what, nevermind. Thanks

[@poison_raine5219]

I-

[@user-tw1pm6nr5e]

Probably ordered it online

[@thekingoffailure9967]

@@user-tw1pm6nr5e Probably grabbed one of the extras from his nightstand

[@bt70a9]

You know he ordered that online :D

[@JCGver]

@@cat-le1hf This, they don't get paid enough to care. You can buy a eggplant, condoms and extra strength anal lube, and all they think about is how many seconds until the shift is over.

[@IAMZERG]

I've been accused of pulling things out of my *ahem* before, but you sir take it to another level with your ideas.

[@Nothing4687]

do you talk like this in real life

[@turolretar]

@@Nothing4687I think it just stays quiet

[@gabemckelvey6779]

"Never before used" Ok NileRed, ok

[@patrickneary8446]

Who rebottles their used lube?

[@BeatusZenyr]

Patrick Neary who said you can't?

[@triss.2540]

@@BeatusZenyr and I oop-

[@bastiangrover5495]

@@patrickneary8446 you dont?

[@malachicarlson1335]

Probebly just wanted to see how much lidocaine could be extracted

[@flo1202xyz]

Dentist: I’m filling in the lidocaine. Nigel: No need to, I brought my own.

[@castortroy6588]

Does it get you high or what ?

[@RobertaNicholson1374]

Castor Troy no

[@castortroy6588]

@@RobertaNicholson1374 okay

[@RobertaNicholson1374]

Castor Troy it's a topical anesthetic. In high doses it will not get you high but can be fatal.

[@karebeats]

Dentist: "Thats just lube"

[@ei1864]

This is one of these titles where you're just mystically attracted into clicking it.

[@erikno2992]

Yes

[@SerechII]

I just wanted to read the comments lmao

[@maher9477]

You are so right

[@cokewalrus9977]

did you mean mystically?

[@RealNVY1]

😂😂

[@observableuniverse1]

Nigel: “However, no matter what, there’s always going to be a little bit left in the bottle” Me: How do you know that, Nigel? 🤔

[@AB-80X]

If you are old enough to have a GF and haven't owned a bottle of lube, you have a long way to go and a lot to learn.

[@axehead45]

Probably because he’s worked with other liquids that are a similar viscosity to lube

[@PronunciationPam-ho3bu]

also because of those fucking caps

[@ChillGuy2854]

@@axehead45yea yea he doesnt need to feel shy we wont judge

[@axehead45]

@@ChillGuy2854 Right? I mean it’s a weird way to announce what you’re into but hey I don’t judge it’s not harming anyone you do you.

[@autumnbox5290]

Teacher: How would you test for sodium hydroxide Student: Pour it into anal lube, if a white precipitate is formed, sodium hydroxide is present

[@lilyschunn1507]

Autumn Box this comment deserves more respect.

[@semplar2007]

Then if we put that white precipitate into 0.9% NaCl solvent, then inject it with syringe into jaw: if jaw numbs, then the test for NaOH is positive.

[@phoenax7]

Student: What, I did what you asked, didn't I?

[@Electric_Bagpipes]

“If you don’t believe me we can test it. One of the girls ought to have some in their bag.”

[@Extrinoo]

@@Electric_Bagpipes this commend thrreat LMFAO

[@yeoss]

"Apparently I can't monetize this video because KZbin doesn't like the word *lidocaine*" Yeah totally why they won't monetize it, nothing else in the title causing the problem.

[@UltimatelyEverything]

Lol

[@Flarexxxx]

For the sake of the meme i bring this comment to 69 likes, your welcome

[@yeoss]

@@Flarexxxx you have failed my child

[@Flarexxxx]

@@yeoss in my defense at the time of the reply it was, i blame the later scrubs whom liked

[@yeoss]

@@Flarexxxx marx is rolling in his grave

[@cloudstrife7349]

Feeling cute, might synthesize Lidocaine from scratch later.

[@Tamnd605]

🤨

[@Griffin050A1t]

Same

[@Brevuheh]

Quirk e

[@thisrandomdude_]

From unopened, never before used maximum strength anal lube

[@berthamcdurtha8554]

@@Brevuheh more like quark e-

[@janedoe-dy3rr]

I immediately came to the comment section lol. Because I wanted to see if everyone else was as juvenile as I am. Thank you for not disappointing.

[@PeterGriffinsinvisalign]

_"And then now, we open the brand new never before used bottle of lubricant"_ Something... doesn't feel true here

[@pixiemoonglow9642]

Those bottles usually have seals on them, he didn't remove any seal 👀👀👀

[@sneersh9107]

hey it doesn't have to be gay maybe he uses it on girls

[@Remi-the-Angel]

@@sneersh9107 or both

[@ohyouknowhowitis]

why not

[@selfefan1]

@@sneersh9107 why do you make it sound like it would be a problem?

[@princessaria]

I don’t know why KZbin is recommending this five years late when I’ve been watching NileRed for quite a while but I feel the need to let people know this just as a PSA: DO NOT USE LUBE WITH LIDOCAINE. You need to know if there is pain because that means you’re potentially hurting yourself, and it should not hurt if done properly. People have gotten seriously injured by numbing themselves before the act because they couldn’t tell something was wrong! 😬 Just use normal lubricant made for the purpose that contains no numbing agents-your butt will thank you.

[@ErisApplebottom]

Thank you. Maybe im overlooking some specific situations, but the way i see it, if you need lidocain in order to have anal sex, dont have anal sex. The only reason you should let someone in your butt, is if you enjoy it. But if youre either hurting or too numb to feel it, that doesnt sound like youre enjoying it. If you want to enjoy it start small and take the time getting used to it. If your partner cant be patient enough to help you stretch and warm you up or even wait while you warm yourself up then THEY'RE the numb asshole.

[@ErisApplebottom]

@@cynikalX probably butt stuff

[@silverdragon0000120]

You would know 👀

[@tutyss2191]

@@cynikalX stop being a creep

[@MxchiefMxker]

Accurate. Know your body.

[@BB-ey4nf]

On the "hole" I hear lidocaine feels really good. You're always stretching the boundaries of science.

[@bluefire9764]

No stop

[@bluefire9764]

🤤🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@burnerjack01]

Yeah, science. Orbiting Uranus looking for Klingons.

[@prohikikomo]

Jokes aside, I cam speak from refrence. It does feel great!

[@the_senate8050]

Que a certain Mass Effect 2 voice line regarding the exploration of the Sol system's 7th planet.

[@kuroexmachina]

nile: brand new never before used me: X for doubt

[@olivethegarden424]

X

[@DW-indeed]

"Never before used". Well using the currently open one would risk adding impurities...

[@mememan1546]

Yeah, like that black glob he found during the cleanup stages.

[@toomuchiridium]

“White precipitate” “Cotton plug” “Squirting bottle”

[@bt70a9]

1:32 "We then open up the *BRAND NEW, NEVER BEFORE USED* bottle of lube" He had to put emphasis there.

[@ghostsof6tharmy644]

Yet had no seal on it 🤔🤔

[@captinundies6049]

Yep you along with damn near the rest of the people cant shut the fuck up about.

[@theman3536]

@@captinundies6049 why so hostile

[@captinundies6049]

@@theman3536 ok obviously you are to ok stupid and cant be bothered to read the comment I am replying to why dont you do that and if you still dont understand go fi d a busy intersection to play in because you're as stupid as he is

[@usinisawesome404]

@@captinundies6049 If you want to call someone on the internet stupid, at least have the decency to practice correct grammar.

[@stepankrikava5449]

How to get 99% pure cocaine from flour please

[@maxmuenchow]

wrong website buddy

[@thehonestorange713]

@@maxmuenchow you sure?

[@gooddeed26]

Max M. Can you tell us the real website? Lol

[@braedencollingridge5296]

@@gooddeed26 bluelight

[@8jerasikapark8]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@shadowfan8217]

After watching Trash Taste podcast and knowing that he literally was saying something as video footage was going and has no idea how is any of it coherent, this is truly a video of all time

[@kacireema2721]

BRAND NEW NEVER BEEN USED BOTTLE OF LUBE ok bro calm down

[@wesleyarueira8618]

Ele fez isso de propósito, hahahaha, espirituoso, né?

[@soltrice]

@@wesleyarueira8618 nao

[@ac3683]

he bought two, shhhhh🤫

[@WineScrounger]

We won’t judge

[@saucebou1069]

Alright last video, then bed. KZbin: DRUGS MADE BY ASS JELLY Me: HMM. INTREDESTING

[@ashtrixstudios410]

*A S S J E L L Y*

[@InfernalBanana]

Why is this so accurate?

[@shitnotagain9492]

Ass jelly..

[@acrom_sys]

i will now refer to anal lube as ass jelly

[@victor_2403]

Yep, very *intredesting*

[@trevorbailey9118]

Nile Red: “Lidocaine” KZbin: “THATS A BAD WORD!” Nile Red: “anal lubricant” KZbin: “that’s fine.”

[@alonsovargasandresrodrigo6319]

KZbin and it's standards

[@mensb1936]

youtube loves degeneracy just view the trending videos they push

[@zulitogaming7714]

Lidocaine is like cocain

[@kazu2391]

@@zulitogaming7714 It sounds similar but as far as I'm aware, It's not addictive

[@roborobo8370]

lidocaine isn't good to fuck up people's day. but anal lubricant is.

[@lastnamefirstname8655]

thanks connor for this video.

[@ahmetkemalgurel5730]

"Unfortunately I didn't weigh the lube before I use it..." We know man, we know

[@BoredAmerican]

Ahmet Kemal Gürel 💀

[@starlight4649]

Anal lube is not exactly something you have time to measure. When you need it, you need it NOW!

[@mythrel_]

sa

[@ahmetkemalgurel5730]

@@mythrel_ as

[@bermchasin]

butt like.... it was a brand new bottle. He used all the lube. It shouldnt be hard to figure out.

[@juniper9836]

Me: what should I do with my chemistry degree? Nile: a n a l l u b e

[@silverismoney]

oh god and I just realised it will show up in my search history now... should really make another account for the family fireTV...

[@cordisdie140]

You can stop your search and watch history on KZbin FYI

[@silverismoney]

@@cordisdie140 yeah i know :D it was a joke. But good job I remembered to do it , before Granny asked me what anal lube was...

[@nafreal]

@@silverismoney this is cursed

[@cordisdie140]

@@silverismoney man🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Trainer_Red.....]

@@silverismoney your granny already knows. Just asking why the hell you're looking at it. Lol

[@xbrandi12345x]

Therapist: So tell me, what do you to relax? Me: I watch the KZbin channel NileRed and learn how to extract lidocaine out of anal lube. The way he washes the lidocaine with distilled water is very calming. Therapist: .... Me: 😆

[@yelizaveta1278]

Then proceeds to prescribe drugs to relax LMAO

[@kevinbryant6459]

Ha!!!!🤣🤣

[@micahphilson]

Casual conversation between me and the rapist.

[@AB-80X]

If your therapist got all bent out of shape for that, find a new therapist.

[@slyblue8761]

*Nile buying the lube* Person at the store: Have fun. Nile: i will. Person: 👁👄👁 Nile: *proceeds to extract Lidocaine from the lube*

[@sirrivet9557]

I think you should remove the emojis from that joke.

[@slyblue8761]

Sir Rivet 👁👄👁no, I don’t think i will👁👄👁(but you’re free to repost the joke without the emojis if it really bothers you that much)

[@koshpien]

Clear bad end route- ;;;

[@Sun-ut9gr]

@henry stevens You're bloat

[@slyblue8761]

henry stevens *Twitter culture wants to know your location*

[@brettsheridan6881]

I love how much effort you spend in emphasizing the NEVER BEFORE USED BOTTLE but then continue to mention, and sounding like through experience "No Matter what, there's always gonna be a little bit left in the bottle." - the unexperienced man \Love you dude! Go Canada!

[@mimemcmacmimesonson1716]

He didn’t know how much lube there was even though the bottle said so... suspicious

[@0xdamian595]

Haha good catch

[@AB-80X]

10 year olds... Lame.

[@de7io407]

next episode, extracting lsd from my toenails

[@dermeister8787]

well, if you took lsd for some time, there would be trace amounts accumulated in your hair and nails. It can be detected by very expensive and precise tests like mass-spectrometry.

[@fuckthis8547]

@Time Traveller didn't ask

[@MaxUgly]

@Time Traveller are you trying to play the devil's advocate's devil's advocate?

[@jonasmach5728]

extracting cocain from coke

[@booworship]

de7io chill

[@flowersforthedead5182]

My husband received this video years ago from a friend at balls o clock in the morning and it took a minute for all the stages of of grief to wash over him before he realized this was about the lidocaine.

[@GismoTron]

You win KZbin. I'm now watching anything you put in front of me.

[@Dazzzb]

Lol

[@elementalchildd1887]

His coke looks bashed

[@hedgeandhue]

Well... it's educational as well as entertaining.

[@Dazzzb]

@@hedgeandhue ha

[@MJG668]

LOL

[@wezzel1867]

*me*: This quarantine thing is a pain in the butt *youtube*: I'll handle this...

[@FenderBender503]

Yeah because nile used all of the anal lube

[@halamadruuid2380]

*UwU* Harder daddy *Make me eat your shit OwO*

[@aboz8649]

1 month later still going strong

[@Vesper8088]

@@halamadruuid2380 hol up mate, you tryin to make furries sound bad?

[@yasu3d]

@@halamadruuid2380 you may be god but you need Jesus (This comes from a furry)

[@shigeon2668]

thank you for letting me know how to make lidocaine using household materials that i already have, this is gonna come in handy

[@SilkyLew]

I thought i was tripping. Bro just made drugs casually as fuck 🤣🤣

[@andyboi8399]

thats sus tho

[@leonkuhlen9478]

Hahahahah if u know u know

[@hoboholer]

@@SilkyLew well as long as they're not psychoactive it's not an issue on KZbin

[@MonstertruckBadass]

@@hoboholer Weird.

[@doom9242]

This needs to be taught in schools in Chicago private schools

[@Mechamansr]

Nile red: this will be all Store clerk: having fun later? *winks* Nile red: no it's for science Store clerk: right... One year later me: Omfg I didnt think in my life that I would get 4.1k likes thank you all so much

[@daveffs1935]

"I'll be extracting-" "-let me just stop you there"

[@hartzog86]

Hmm, never heard of anyone named Science before.

[@YourDad-dh6fj]

I swear this is science mom get out of my room

[@salty8202]

“Shut up and give me the lube.”

[@f.b.lagent1113]

Your Dad why not just let your mom into the “science”

[@HyperKatatonic]

"BrANd NEw, nEVeR BEfoRE Used bOtTle of lUbE" - said Dumbledore calmly

[@bin.nabi97]

This comment is my favourite 😂😂😂

[@jonathanmadison12]

I am begging you, please read another book.

[@Studio_salesmen]

0:59 isn’t it already half empty

[@karthimechify]

Good lube shall be provided at hogwarts to all those who ask for it - dumbledore

[@thekingoffailure9967]

@@karthimechify Hagrid supplies that crazy Wizard Lube from diagon alley, if you know the right way to ask

[@taylorwilkinson9860]

There was a lot of emphasis on "BRAND NEW, NEVER BEFORE USED"

[@NileRed]

+taylor wilkinson well yeah man. I have to be super clear.

[@PilotVBall]

Yeah, “never used”. Also, never saw the safety seal come off.

[@angelvu]

PilotVBall OHHHH

[@kuroexmachina]

im here from trash taste

[@Vinni-2K]

same lmao

[@nunyabusiness4904]

My FBI agent is probably confused as hell right now.

[@misterkaos.357]

Mine's probably checked into an insane asylum by now!

[@hyperhektor7733]

why do you have a personal FBI-Agent?

[@Robodie]

Mine's probably just relieved to have a use for the truckload of anal lube that's double-parked at HQ... ...because they're sure not affording us that courtesy while we're bent over.

[@monadolifesaver5613]

@@hyperhektor7733 U DON'T KNOW THIS MEME???

[@hyperhektor7733]

@@monadolifesaver5613 no, u mean this knowyourmeme.com/memes/government-agent-watching-me

[@mkaymiikai3191]

I just recommended my chem teacher bout this channel and I had no idea this existed- what have i done

[@randomrandom654]

Can't unring that bell

[@mayhemmike1789]

Oh jeez😂😂😂😂

[@thisthing.4475]

XD

[@vhehl698]

😂😂😂

[@notseenontv4819]

NOOO LMAO

[@ГригорійЛукас]

Imagine this guy's search history: how to make glowing toys aerogel how to make aerogel uranium glass A N A L L U B E how to make alcohol at home

[@lkexpress]

and 'how to make artificial sweetener from my own pee'

[@Studio_salesmen]

Hello there

[@TheOriginalSheep]

@@Studio_salesmen General Kenobi.

[@JCGver]

Now all we need is a video on making MDMA and the party can get started! (yes I know he doesn't do drug videos)

[@eisenkrahe7125]

He just developed a depression, Toys > Aerogel > How to make aerogel > Uranium Glass > *aNaL lUbE* > *HoW tO mAkE AlCoHOl*

[@_goldfish]

bro i was not ready to see this pop up in my recommended i had to see who made this like 4 times to confirm “yep, this is nilered”

[@_goldfish]

thought it was nilegreen

[@peggy2983]

"brand new, never before used bottle of lube" Nile. Just tell us.

[@Kalmaro4152]

Name checks out

[@instigator9868]

Kyle Morrill lmao

[@okami3271]

Kyle Morrill bruh 😂😂😂

[@notmalk_]

and peggy

[@chaennibal7108]

Kyle Morrill no 😭

[@violetlighting]

When I’m forced to become a medic during the apocalypse I hope your videos will still be around to help me

[@prapanthebachelorette6803]

Finally someone who’s not way too anal LOL 😂 Ps. This channel could potentially be a life saver in case of an apocalypse for real

[@EnochDark]

i hope i'm stocked up on maximum strength anal lube if the apocalypse happens

[@sissyrayself7508]

And I hope you can find an unopened, never used bottle of Maximum strength anal lube after the Apocalypse..just laying around..in the aftermath of the total breakdown of civilization. As soon as they got civilization functioning again.. As I am not sure that building an anal lube factory will be high on the priorities list of things to rebuild...or at least I hope not..as.itis the total moral decay of our current state of affairs that has led to having a " market" for such a factory.

[@tanjeeschuan4999]

Imagine other looters seeing you running off with a bunch of lube.

[@LmgWarThunder]

"I didn't weigh the lube before I used it"

[@MADDLADO1]

LOL, maybe a smart guy would've just read the bottle , duh.

[@leafshade3643]

@@MADDLADO1 Maybe it wasn't full ;)

[@MADDLADO1]

@@leafshade3643 duh, you're right. I'm actually glad that I didn't think of that lol.

[@slycooper1001]

Being the kinda guy that I am I have personally used this exact brand of lube before for it's intended purpose and when I accidentally irritated a very large oral cavity specifically a wisdom tooth causing mind-numbing pain to ricochet all over my mouth I looked around for any numbing agent I could actually find I had Oragel but as I was attempting to numb the pain I realized that the tube was in fact empty. Luckily the bottle of lube was nearby I thought that it should work for that purpose as well mostly because of the fact that the flesh on the inside of your mouth is the same type of flesh that is in your anus And as I was in terrible pain, I went what the hell and tried it. while it tastes slightly sweet and extremely bitter. The lube Does actually numb nerve pain. And does work as like a slightly delayed Oragel But be careful with using the lube like that. I have personally experienced a event where the numbing sensation instead turns painful Basically I think when the nerves are numbed for too long and cannot tell when you are in pain or not then they somehow associate the numbness with pain it will eventually stop hurting but you are not to numb yourself for a few days Or the pain will come back with a vengeance

[@realitygaming_]

Why eat lube?

[@noname-sd5dt]

Why do you use lubricant with a numbing agent? Completely oblivious, but if you need to numb pain to do an activity, is it a good idea? Isn't the point for the sensation so why mask it? Genuinely clueless and curious.

[@faith9196]

“The brand new never been used bottle of lube.” S u s

[@Davidplex]

Lol

[@omerfaruk-hl7nb]

Bencede susması ve söylememesi daha iyi olurdu :D

[@naruhoedou4709]

Ecktor Correct! “I agree that it would be better for him to be quiet and not say it :D” “Sus” meaning “be quiet/shut up” in said language

[@trustno1192]

Mos Definitly SUS...lmao

[@Prismate]

naruhoedou that’s not what sus means in English

[@beardeodorant7682]

This video is not only a good chemistry video, it is also comedy gold at some points.

[@DJDannyUhOh]

How the hell I get here? I was just looking up how to replace a valve cover gasket on a Ford Escape 40 seconds ago.

[@curtisc6768]

What is even more odd is you watched the video didn't you.......don't feel bad i did to.

[@osama_no_cappin2478]

DJDannyUhOh I can send you screen shot I was looking up how to change a 2008 Ford Focus thermostat 🤷🏿‍♂️

[@johnmcmanus1632]

It's so funny how all the douchebags are so witty with the comments instead of realizing how the video explains so much information on compounds and chemistry in general? The reason for the choice was it was a high concentration and no sufficient bonds you ignorant bullies

[@buddyclem7328]

So...did you guys get your cars running? So far, my car isn't. Maybe I should be doing something other than watching these videos.

[@DJDannyUhOh]

Buddy Clem Yeah, fixed my car, but after watching this video, I went out and got a 6-pack and a $40 of cocaine. The repair was much more enjoyable!

[@gummy3584]

I know for a fact someone else is here from trash taste

[@Brex10]

Here

[@user-pr6ed3ri2k]

42th

[@MohamIsMe]

yeah

[@pizza-for-mountains]

Next time on NileRed How to extract meth from a dead drug addict's hair and nails

[@jamietaylor8663]

i volunteer!

[@x_gosie]

Lmao!!

[@MonstertruckBadass]

Oh God yes please. I know where to get the corpses!

[@Sol-os5pk]

The Red Wall How to extract mdma from horse semen

[@cougarhunter33]

Begins to hum Circle of Life...

[@radiowallofsound]

"I had to buy this lube twice", one for pleasure, one for science!

[@chrizizdaman]

Just don't mix them up later

[@blameburr8722]

Was the science specifically biology/physics rather than chemistry?

[@Reragi]

both involve getting messy, sucking, and sticking rods into things, what's the difference?

[@steinistein8611]

I think it's because in the first run he tried to dry it with heat and it melted.

[@SwampCeeMcGee60]

@@ABHav0k55 The irony.

[@gvasari]

No idea how this showed up on my recommended, but here's some free advice: be cautious about using lube that has a numbing agent like lidocaine/benzocaine. Firstly, it's supposed to feel good, not numb; and secondly, pain is a message that something's wrong, and if something's wrong, you need to know! Have safe fun out there, folks.

[@axolotl593]

This comment. This is so important, and I love how u presented the info non-judgingly.

[@bonelessmice6828]

yeah if it hurts you’re not doing it right

[@carldombek922]

Not my cup of tea but the point is spot-on: pain is an indication that something isn't right. Even in other areas of the body (like the dental area he mentioned), they don't numb it until they know what's wrong.

[@bonelessmice6828]

@@carldombek922 exactly

[@cynthiacrawford6147]

Very logical

[@ckmoore101]

The immaturity in this thread is mind boggling.

[@reedrendered]

can you make a video on extracting Adderall from Swedish Fish

[@hi-cl6pb]

Ace Lemon yes that would be amazing!NileRed please do this!

[@adaharrisonn]

Whaaaaat????

[@swiftripper7557]

After watching this video I genuinely can't tell if this comment is serious or satirical...

[@theboos5852]

swiftripper both

[@seaghan6412]

Ah yes i've heard all you need is a turkey baster

[@sofiapaivaribeiro293]

"Mom, I swear this lube is for scientific reasons"

[@danielclasen809]

Biology

[@elbolainas4174]

Okey, then what kind of science you will do with that dildo?

[@thomasneal9291]

@@elbolainas4174 Physics. It's a Hard Science.

[@havilavi472]

Y'all so funny for these comments 😅🤣

[@fuquplz9983]

@@danielclasen809 meiosis

[@QueenieBam]

Love how he explains every step like we are gonna be doing it ourselves lol

[@t26e1-1super-pershing]

speak for yourself

[@bryonsmith4384]

Wait, you mean you're not? Why are you here?

[@qpol]

we aren't?

[@thePrplMonkey]

Well then what am I going to use this extra strength anal lube for?

[@rohansonkusare7025]

I perform this experiment once every week. Store-bought Lidocaine just doesn't do it for me (especially in the winters).

[@henoji777]

Came here from trash taste ep. Fascinating vid! What inspired you to isolate lidocane from lube?

[@AAMITESHBANERJEE]

yeah

[@drubalraj1051]

It's a clASSic experiment

[@kingofthegames7179]

next video: **extracting codeine from poppies**

[@june4171]

Kingofthegames 😂

[@elmorgan1455]

Maybe a dumb question and i know youre being sarcastic, but if you have poppies is there any good reason to extract the codeine instead of having the latex in its raw form? Wouldnt you potentially waste the morphine by isolating the codeine?

[@randomsubject4537]

@@elmorgan1455 you wouldn't.

[@c4ooo]

Kingofthegames i thought poppies had opium not cocaine?

[@laoganmafootballclub6632]

@@c4ooo they do have opium. Also codeine isn't cocaine

[@MrPs103]

Huh, that was a pretty slick experiment. The measurements seemed very loose, though. I guess there's no need to be anal about it. The outcome was white and plentiful as expected.

[@dannyboyplus7934]

That was beautiful

[@jonahs92]

@MrPs103 I love you.

[@ornokur6315]

I'd imagine he must be stiff after all that hard work, that was quite a bit of fluid exchange. Though he seamed to enjoy the experience.

[@johndifrancisco3642]

I love when it's plentiful!

[@KrazyPolak87]

Perfect

[@nebulamess6875]

"I can't monetize this video because KZbin doesn't like the word "lidocaine."' ....suuuuuure Edit: Why is this getting so much attention?! WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!?!?!?!?

[@marceline_the_swagqueen]

The videos monetized so that’s even better

[@HercadosP]

@@pina4583 I'm no KZbinr, but I think only the content creator can put the ads at a specific time of the video (yellow marker). I think KZbin can put the ads at the beginning or end of the video without the permission of the content creator

[@giorno_1234]

@@HercadosP companys can also put ads

[@voidlight6006]

@@HercadosP You are correct

[@voidlight6006]

@@giorno_1234 Only at the start or end. Hercados is right

[@flybyw1re123]

Thanks NileRed, I was wondering how to do this for a long time