Achmed Describes What Heaven is Really Like: Jeff Dunham

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[@henryknepp]

I actually forget for a while that this a man talking to himself playing with dolls. Jeff is a true master of his craft. GOAT.

[@josephmonte7295]

Yeah, his writing for the dialogue is superb.

[@steveo3104]

​@@josephmonte7295 ì K

[@stefs3460]

I love how Achmed faked out the crowd and had them wait for his most famous line! That pile of bones has charisma!

[@rjb7569]

Hey! Who you calling a *"Pile of bones?"*

[@inn0x]

“I KILL YOU!!!” 😂😂😂

[@CurlyFromTheSwirly]

​@@inn0x keeeeeeel

[@rafaelrabelo2399]

Achmed: silence!… Me: “ I ki…” Achmed: …wait for it! Me: 😶🤣

[@allanmoral3867]

Achmed is all funny bones! He is so humerus! 😁🤣

[@CurlyFromTheSwirly]

That's literally true 😂

[@jimelliott6200]

Good one😅

[@musiclove4635]

Give me an entire show with Achmed. Love it.

[@JargonMadjin]

Well, he got an animated film

[@josephmonte7295]

My favourite too.

[@wendybrown60]

@@JargonMadjin where can I find it

[@Robin-AshtonQuinn]

Prime video​@@wendybrown60

[@rodneyross5282]

I first watched him on a Carnival Cruise Ship. It was truly awesome. I watch him every time I can.

[@robertashton8942]

Jeff Dunham may easily be the best ventriloquist in the world, and the Achmed character is his best. We love you Jeff.

[@artvanwag3257]

Cant you see his Lips n Face Moving. I Could a Better Job

[@artvanwag3257]

@@shuri864 It,s not my job to play with toys and make a fool of myself i have a real job ..Enjoy your shit Act its a crap .

[@regenmeister3034]

Are you blind, he's terrible, you can easily see his throat and lips moving...

[@BatMan-oe2gh]

@@regenmeister3034 You are meant to watch the dummy. not the ventriloquist. That way you get the jokes. And you can the lips and throat move on all ventriloquists if you watch carefully enough.

[@dontparticipate240]

You should check out Darcy Lynn. She won AGT a few years back with two dueling, singing puppets at the same time.

[@CapricornMegan]

Honestly, Achmed is adorable lol. I keep forgetting that they're puppets and not real people.

[@jeanniemartin3381]

He really makes those characters come to life!

[@wirbafabrischenny628]

Jeff Dunham deserves an OSCARS award for being funny playing two characters same time, shit like breathing you realise only when you think of it 🤴❤🔥

[@justamangoddamn]

He sucks!

[@Gary-ld6ht]

@@justamangoddamn And I suppose you can do much better😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@tanyairwin3695]

*Oscar award.

[@gabrielrodriguez6026]

This man deserve a oscar. Talent, genious, and charismatic

[@hiccuphufflepuff176]

I've been seeing Jeff Dunham stand-up for 2 decades and I just now noticed that Achmed has a beard.

[@NyGeL_Derey]

But did you notice he has a ponytail?

[@timothymulholland7905]

Imagine having 72 mothers-in-law.

[@davidcr.6962]

Seventy-two? Man! Two women in the same house are a disaster! Can you imagine seventy-two? And Salomon! No wonder he had a separate place form himself! HOLY COW!

[@NightFuryLover31]

"That is one episode of Spongebob I've got to see! Hahaha! I wrote that! I keel me!" 🤣 Jeff keels me with this material!

[@JamieFulstone]

Write your own material. 💪💯

[@koreyhayden1368]

Do you want a cookie mooch??

[@dashhoundlover2837]

THANK GOD FOR LAUGHTER 🤣😂🤣😂

[@feldmannimports]

72 virgins is exciting when you’re a teenager but sound’s exhausting the older you get. 😂

[@cageybee7221]

they aren't trying to requit older men with it

[@petesmith9472]

It’s an appalling concept. What religion sacrifices poor girls to men as a reward. Says a lot about misogyny in Islam. Unless of course they are virgin boys which would make more sense. Islam is a religion of sexual insecurity and repression

[@robertwillis4061]

But remember they are only Virgins once. So in theory you only have 72 times of fun left! After that you on 'hand' for eternity

[@sera-ch]

You don't typically grow old in this line of business. xD

[@mbak7801]

@@petesmith9472 All religions are.

[@bryduhbikeguy]

Thank you,Mr.Dunhammmmmmaummuuhm.You've never left me without a laugh.I look for new posts every day.>I've gone back about 8 years and still am left feeling the 12yo child I first saw a ventriloquist...and you can be compared to none.TY.

[@snbforever]

They were all there for the "SILENCE!!!" 🤣🤣🤣

[@aryehhaller]

“He was Dressed up like Cher” 😂😂😂😂 Epic

[@daisysingh4659]

Gota love me my Achmed 🤣🤣🤣 face shot off book 🤣🤣 Thanks for you talent jeff😇😇

[@ffjsb]

Actually, Bea Arthur wasn't a virgin. Fun Fact, she got disciplined by the military during WWII for coming down with a venereal disease.

[@johnkidd1226]

Some Muslim scholar screwed up translating that '72 virgins in paradise' phrase. It was actually 'one 72 year old virgin'. When the word gets out, there will be a lot less martyrs and suicide bombers.

[@mrshrek362]

😭😭😭

[@donotneed2250]

🤣

[@charlie6629]

Jeff is so hilarious and Achmed is my favorite.

[@famc]

When said “silence “ l said, I kill you but then he said “wait for it “ I just died right there.

[@th63500]

I wish, Jeff Dunham will do some Shows in germany one day ! I love all of his characters.

[@calvynvandenberg6943]

Brilliant stuff!!

[@rostallar4243]

Achmed truly is the best.❤️💚🍺🍺🍺

[@kimross3776]

Achmed is my favorite besides Peanut! So dang funny 😂😂😂😂😂

[@erichanastacio9695]

For a dead guy, you'd think that he's alive due to his facial expressions. LOL 😂😂😂

[@kingdomfor1]

So this guy goes to heaven after carrying out his task on earth, where are my 72 virgins, He asks , go into that room and they are waiting for you, says the angel , He goes in , a few moments later he walks out again, I think there's been a mistake he cries, the room is full of men , that's correct says the angel , and they're all virgins.

[@truth-Hurts375]

🤣🤣

[@adityajoies]

I screenshot this :D

[@Aceshot-uu7yx]

Welcome to hell Mr infidel

[@atafakheri8659]

as a Muslim let me clear it up: there is no 72 virgins promised to martyrs any person going to heaven is promised, angels that always feel like virgins. you don't have to be a martyr ( and terrorists are no martyrs ) just do charity and don't be an asshole and .... also for women who go to heaven there are male angles

[@Aceshot-uu7yx]

@@atafakheri8659 so wait, you get angels? That seems even worse. Also maybe I'm unknowledgable but how does something feel like a virgin?

[@ghl19]

only in america something like this would work and i love it

[@asan6914]

When I see Biden, I see Walter. The good thing with Walter , we see Jeff. With Biden, we have no idea who is his ventriloquist.

[@CurlyFromTheSwirly]

Hillary 😂

[@T_157-40]

You taught Americans to laugh at our fears.

[@andrew_owens7680]

Um? Yeah, he taught an all white audience to laugh at Muslims. That isn't a big achievement.

[@DaveB2868]

@@andrew_owens7680 even in Malaysia they find Achmed funny as hell 😁

[@91rummy]

If Americans are living in fear, imagine Hindus in India..

[@SteveWard151]

This guy is good. I would definitely buy tickets to see him

[@steffenrosmus9177]

I first saw him app in 1984 on German (yes) television and found him hilariously brilliant even beeing so young. Then next time live 1997 in Denver brilliant again.

[@pryelomitchell1797]

You get me every time 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@spacemissing]

Achchchchchchmed is THE funniest idea EVER for a vent character.

[@johnsavage7842]

Gotta love Achmed

[@chandrashekharborkar8729]

I waited for it and ready to do so till eternity...😂😂😂😂

[@emeldasantosdevera9909]

I like it best when Jeff is with achmed

[@ezra22764]

The only person who can make me 😂😂😂

[@stankokristic262]

Mr.Jeff Dunham is just a Legend ,I like Him.Greatings from Croatia, wish all the best for you an' yours fammily.!!!

[@icu9688]

I'll never understand the attraction of having 72 females who don't know what to do....

[@1mm-mm168]

God Say : " Indeed, We Have Produced Them [ i . e ., The Women of Paradise ] in A [ New ] Creation And Made Them Virgins Devoted [ to Their Husbands ] and of Equal Age For The Companions of The Right [ Who Are ] ---- > Who told U That they don't know what 2 do? - In fact, you don't know anything about Islam or about the afterlife U just laugh without any evidence and believe yourselves - And [ When ] The True Promise [ i . e ., The Resurrection ] Has Approached; Then Suddenly The Eyes of Those Who Disbelieved Will Be Staring [ in Horror, While They Say ], " O Woe to Us; We Had Been Unmindful of This; Rather, We Were Wrongdoers . " Indeed, You [ Disbelievers ] and What You Worship Other Than Allāh Are The Firewood of Hell . You Will Be Coming to [ Enter ] It Had These [ False Deities ] Been [ Actual ] Gods, They Would Not Have Come to It, But All Are Eternal Therein For Them Therein Is Heavy Sighing, and They Therein Will Not Hear Indeed, Those for Whom The Best [ Reward ] Has Preceded from Us - They Are from It Far Removed They Will Not Hear Its Sound, While They Are, in That Which Their Souls Desire, Abiding Eternally They Will Not Be Grieved by The Greatest Terror, and The Angels Will Meet Them, [ Saying ], " This Is Your Day Which You Have Been Promised "

[@allansbullet]

That's the REAL problem - Allah never promised that the virgins were female!!

[@Slicer1475]

I'm still waiting dammit! 😆🤣

[@Steve-yo4ld]

The Best!!!👏👏👏

[@hikingviking859]

Wait til they find out it’s 72 dudes.

[@bud-9668]

...on face shot off book LMAO 🤣🤣🤣

[@MetalGearTenno]

The funniest part is when the Islamic terrorists sent death threats to Achmed the skeleton puppet. 😂😂😂

[@costaliberta5969]

oh no i was so eager to hear it!

[@bryduhbikeguy]

"I boat hull you!"...

[@JackiePhillipsTheSocialPet]

This character allows Jeff to explore a lot of areas he couldn't with other characters!

[@valdencorr2861]

This guy is a genius.

[@goodGirl43521]

72 Goats 😂😂😂

[@99chartered]

Jeff you are GOLD!!

[@stephenphillips7699]

I must be great having a catch phrase and not even have to use it anymore.

[@arturasstatkus8613]

Maestro,Bravo👏👏👏👏👏

[@evonwilliams7502]

You go Achmed to funny😂🤣😅😆😇😍

[@lifrank5059]

Lmao every time.

[@harmon1286]

Thank you for sharing….

[@natashapsarrakis9810]

Achmed is my favorite

[@mandyhill]

I love peanut he is my favourite but I love Achmed to xx

[@hi-tych]

My man said, face shot off book. Lol

[@bobbaker8263]

Awesome! 😎

[@ZechsMerquise195]

Actually there is serious debate on the 72 virgins. Some scholars argue that it was a mistranslation and that what was meant was 72 raisins.

[@Mv-Wildchild]

Peanut is the best lol they are all great but I love some peanut lol

[@suereed3474]

Wow what courage.

[@sayedmunib5915]

Achmed is a nice character. We are always taught that no one has right to speak about cast, color, creed or religion. If the character behind Achmed has this feeling it means he is attacked by virus.

[@pamelanay2195]

He is the best..

[@cleverfitz779]

Good afternoon everyone

[@mieketelkamp1884]

Wait for it..............still waiting ✋

[@corinnavankruchten9798]

So funny😂😂

[@stephaniediazcortez1892]

Rick is fucking everything

[@erm4292]

I heard it was 72 Virginians waiting to pond him

[@3-2-1-.]

There's a great picture out there of 72 nuns holding shotguns, too. That one is my favorite.

[@Wyatt07]

Nah as a Muslim I didn't get offended, pretty sure the others did

[@davidjones4312]

Jeff Dunham for President! He really could Make America Great Again!!

[@anakarenmacedogonzalez4786]

Es muy divertido.

[@NIDELLANEUM]

Remember everyone, be happy, have fun and do that thing

[@eugene__eugene]

Worry?

[@NIDELLANEUM]

@@eugene__eugene if that's what you want, no judging

[@zobayer1]

I just did a ting

[@koreyhayden1368]

@@NIDELLANEUM thats not what Marcel wants, but its what your pushing with that comment. SJW

[@BatMan-oe2gh]

I am so offended, just don't know what about!!! Love that one about the 72 Virgins, perfect. And then to go on an offended all the religions is just Gold.

[@peggyyoung3367]

Not 72 virgins….but ONE 72 year old virgin!

[@sanjaybhatikar]

Thanks, dude

[@crystalroseblue6760]

So funny! Ha ha ha

[@yuliuswijayanto843]

So when it's come to bed time, it's mean the time for some "shut-eye"

[@ellencoulter9279]

Jeff is a genius

[@adamchurvis1]

My great uncle, Murray "Three For The Price Of Two" Finkelstein became a suicide bomber after he misheard the prophecy as "You will receive 72 Sturgeons in paradise." What can I say? The man loved Sturgeon.

[@kdrapertrucker]

Faceshotoffbook! Lol!!

[@brianegendorf2023]

Waiiit for iiit..video ends...

[@goahead7125]

Peace 💥

[@bobthrasher8226]

Didn't they tell him its really "72 crystalline grapes?"

[@maestro2271]

Fucking Brilliant

[@ezrabrooks12]

FUNNY STUFF JEFF!!!!!!!

[@JOHN-ht6zc]

LOLOL 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@JOHN-ht6zc]

LOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLL

[@pattyholbert8547]

That was so funny Jeff

[@tonyarichards5430]

Religious disease is hilarious. And Achmed knows it.

[@rrijecanka]

Hahahha Oprah show network 😂😂😂 I wrote that I killed me 😂😂😂😂

[@ClouidyKai]

I'd love to see Jeff and Gabriel Iglesias go back and forth with their voices

[@poonamshivdasani4320]

😂😂😊😊😊 funny

[@victoriathorne8252]

😂🤣LOL

[@dragoscata5381]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼