Achmed Finds a Wife in the Holy Land: Jeff Dunham

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[@sirfartsalot5433]

Jeff was so cool to do that for Victor!! Very awesome dude!

[@leviefrauim1425]

Jeff never fails to bring a laugh- thank you, sir!

[@fionarhiannonpitbullextrao5786]

I love the Achmed proposal. That was a creative idea, so happy she said yes.

[@davegauvin7234]

To Achmed, or to Her Newly to be Husband?😊 I Love joking and had to ask.

[@fionarhiannonpitbullextrao5786]

@@davegauvin7234 Glad she said yes to the boyfriend proposing, and glad Achmed said yes, eventually, to helping out.

[@sneekmuch]

“No” to the proposal would’ve been a really shitty situation. How to ruin a comedy show in under 5 seconds.

[@NikkiSalazar.]

Jeff: You don't know what you've meant to my mother. She shared your videos many times while she watched. She passed away last year & you & Achmed help remind me of her & keep her laugh alive. Thank you so much! Bless you. 💖

[@bladeofdarknessfromblood4807]

Sorry 😔 I hope you remember the love you have for her. Here's a little joke to help you smile. So you're a fan of Jeff Dunham does that mean you use electricity to spin 😃 Just as long as you smile at that dumb joke I'll know you are happy

[@blueskye6372]

Condolences to you and family. 🙏💗

[@sillyoldfrog]

May she R.I.P.

[@sillyoldfrog]

The proposal was cool.

[@louisereid1744]

Condolences Nikki Campbell, may mum Rest In Peace! They say laughter is the best medicine and I think they are right! Remember her laugh always!😂😂

[@stevebutler8387]

He is the most underrated and best comic in the business, always on point

[@karrezza]

He is the most UNFUNNY comedian I have ever seen.

[@YourDadsBoyfriend]

Ron white

[@stevebutler8387]

Joe j I agree, love Ron White. Ron's jokes take time to develop, Jeff's are nearly one liners. They come like a machine gun. But I love all the guys on Redneck tour.

[@YourDadsBoyfriend]

@@stevebutler8387 love Dunham as well. But Ron tells stories...

[@elijahbeers3063]

Everyone has opinions. If you don't like his comedy great. Keep it to yourself

[@justinbarney9542]

It would've been really awesome if Achmed(Jeff) became an ordained minister, so he could marry the couple properly ;) *If there's anyone that feels these two should not be wed, speak now, and I will keel you* LOL!

[@skla8580]

That would be amazing

[@willowsverge3046]

Precious. And hysterical!

[@tonisumblin2719]

That’s funny. 😂

[@Mm-hy3zl]

Brilliant 😂😂😂

[@zwcsports9188]

That is great 😂

[@micahguillemette3344]

Cant believe you left out the part where he says "If you have kids, name the first one Achmed"

[@sopcannon]

or tnt

[@KevinChore6898]

Jeff Dunham is probably the funniest Ventriloquist I've seen😂

[@dirtfarmer7472]

Especially when the puppet tells a joke & Jeff starts laughing.

[@austntexan]

So glad Jeff has never bent the knee with his characters. Guy is still funny. I remember seeing him in the 90s at my university, guy has not aged a day.

[@rickmcdonald1557]

Jeff is such a King of Ventriliquism~!!! One in a life-time~!!

[@yomogami4561]

well once in a generation maybe

[@justinpullin98]

@@yomogami4561 LESBIAN BABY BROTHER JENNIFER LOPEZ AND JUSTIN PULLIN DANIELLE PULLIN AND LUIS LUCIANO MISTY BROWN AND SCOTT BROWN MEGAN ELLIS AND STEPHANIE RETAMAR MICHELLE STORY AND BARACH OBAMA

[@aaronsmall1394]

Darcy Lynn who can ventriloquist and sing and yoddle at the same time

[@stonerproud2071]

Best line of the entire night that wasn't in this video! If you have children, name the first born, Achmed!

[@justinpullin98]

Jennifer Lopez and Justin Pullin I'm lesbian Luis Luciano and Danielle Pullin Latiana Luciano and Brandlyn pursley Kelly Hammond and Ronnie merrero Jeanette spirit and Tyler Johnson Misty Brown and Scott Brown Megan Ellis and Michael Ellis Michelle story and Kevin story anastasia majoras and Mark majoras Destiny harmon and Brett harmon Alan Doughty and Sims

[@AmityvilleFan]

Pretty weird name for a girl, but let's do this!

[@jamesalexander5623]

Achmed O'Hara!

[@skat1140]

This guy racisms!

[@kphillips9472]

The most unique proposal in history 😂

[@robindew9072]

I'd love to see Jeff and his puppets. He's so hilarious 😂😆

[@rickgehring7507]

The Guys smoking weed ......Love that line.

[@hectorrivera66]

He's got the greatest gig on the planet. Just him and a few puppets.

[@drupenrod786]

So , so funny. The audience absolutely gives Jeff such good material.

[@LynnWhite-lz5hy]

Achmed is awesome show more of him!!

[@TrinaSky-kg5gy]

Only the weed smokers turned the lights back on. Hahaha 🤣 That's so FUNNY 🤣🤣🤣

[@claudiatago66]

I always thank that theres an internet so we can watch different shows worldwide...The guy is awesome...n brilliant His act is always superb ....when i want to laugh all i do is watch Jeff ...thank u from the Philippines...

[@justinpullin98]

Justin Pullin Matt coldwell James Goodhart Jeremy Risner Shelbee Howard Caitlin Roldan Esther schnable Wendy Draper

[@mr.e1026]

Jeff Dunham. The funniest 8 dudes you'll ever meet.

[@Munce72]

Great work Jeff. Scooby snacks for you and all the puppets, wait a minute. Scooby snacks for just you!!

[@johnnyfreedom3437]

Jeff, I'd love to see your show in person, but can't come close to affording the tickets in today's economy. So keep posting these KZbin videos If you please! definitely the next best thing! Keep up the good work. oh yeah, hi Achmed!!

[@sopcannon]

seen him live, worth it.

[@r0bw00d]

It's a shame that this wasn't an Ask Walter segment; he'd have a thing or two to say about that last question.

[@florence1963]

That's for sure

[@angelthman1659]

Achmed should have said: This reminds me of how I proposed to my 32nd wife.

[@albertmarsh1796]

The best laugh I've had in years

[@psanjewa4]

"Victor.... think again ....."😩🤣

[@BroadwayBabyyy744]

Seen him twice, always great.

[@koltongarcia8343]

Imagine if it was Walter helping with the proposal.

[@Daniel-dc4xm]

Dublin, the heart of my homeland. ✊🏻

[@Angelum_Band]

Walter was revolting in the suitcase...

[@robertflegal1735]

One of the best performances ever!!!

[@florence1963]

Jd is my fan !! I also say his little guys are my top fans also....great job you guys!! Love yah all!!

[@AsusMedia1988]

Jez, I only stare at the puppet and completely forgot about Jeff... This many soo talented

[@elainemoore9532]

this is amazing love programme can5 stop laughing hillarious

[@ChloeWeasley-qq5jg]

Its a good thing that he asked Achmed, if it was Walter that'd be a whole different story.😅😅

[@vertigo4ubob704]

Yes Jeff sorting through requests and finding a marriage proposal and using it, then saying it's the sadest thing he's ever seen is so FAAAArken sad!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@andrejakobsson5790]

He should have said, - "Marry him or I'll kiill you"

[@thomasrapp2536]

It's a good thing he didn't ask Walter that question, that would have been even better.

[@stevewhoknowswhomisreallyw4282]

Walter would have been classic 🤣 50 ways to kill your wife before you say I do.......not!

[@evonwilliams7502]

He Is So Funny Just Loves Him 😁😂🤣😅😘

[@danasheets1774]

So excellent

[@ianmacrostie1343]

Jeff Dunham is highly addictive

[@LynnWhite-lz5hy]

You are so awesome I love your videos keep it up!!!

[@dianerackley6109]

Love it

[@donnamedcalf3677]

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? ..one less drunk.

[@zachreed9836]

Good thing he did ask Walter to help him.

[@alammutiara8888]

Jeff, can you resurrect Achmed flesh and bones?? Kind of interesting how he looks like I guess😊

[@dervakommtvonhinten517]

Wow, victor commited financial suicide right there. Achmed 2.0

[@JohnDoe-df3zk]

I would love to see Walter respond to Victor.

[@leyaschiller800]

🤣

[@ritajernigan-md4jo]

When I'm sad he makes me Happy my therapy! 😊

[@thomasoborny8294]

That is one show I didn't see him for doing but I think the way he performed it was fantastic🤣🤣🤣❤️🤟👍

[@outback8370]

Walter should have done the proposal thing

[@jantzfitzgerald6115]

Oh Victor, you poor bastard. 😢

[@GCSol]

The best part of the proposal was cut out.

[@williammcgowan8275]

Wondering how many other guys named Victor had some explaining to do.

[@garyjust.johnson1436]

Ok that was funny i am cheered now

[@1c2h3e4u5n6g]

That was too sweet 💖❤💕✨💝

[@leyaschiller800]

Agree ❤️

[@KinBDutMean]

I love A(phlegm)med hahahaha! 💪👍👍🤣

[@romyreds8323]

Now that's just cool...

[@FairGaming1989]

This guy is so funny

[@evonwilliams7502]

This was way to funny😂🤣😅😆😁😇🥰

[@victoriathorne8252]

Hilariously

[@deanmacka4975]

How cool 😎

[@chrissteed8170]

To Bubba, Actually it’s the land of whiskey.

[@nickefgen9219]

Lmao!!!!

[@daniellelivick3924]

Exciting he found a girl

[@spiritwalk486]

Boned

[@miketalley5476]

In Achmed's voice, "Victor!...You know she's going to kill you in your sleep!?"

[@tinotse8964]

Like to know when Jeff will or perhaps make a dummy of Walter's Wife? That we would really see

[@robindew9072]

Hope Jeff comes to North Carolina

[@krystalharwood6359]

what language! its the holy land! loll

[@billmorris2613]

Good morning to all from SE Louisiana 6 Jul 22.

[@ldude]

🥔 famine joke, ouch! 🤣

[@livingwellraby2501]

I wish you didn’t have to swear, you are so funny w/ out it

[@marymulligan3053]

🤣🤣🤣

[@rpesik]

Victor did not ask Waltrr's help 😂

[@mariestevenson9459]

And the Irish are proud of that

[@NickyCadagdagon-hr6dn]

Achmed: VICTOR Before you do this THINk this throughhh 😂😂 Audience: hahaha Achmed: This is the SADDEST thing i ever seen 😂😂😂😂

[@footballps]

i'm Arab and huge fan of Achmed and Achmedina lol

[@bradjeromeski9831]

Achmed sounds like Skeletor.

[@beckiwright4887]

I really like you Ach. Would you marry me LMAO 🤣 😂 😆 😅 Really though I wish you (Jeff) would come to Hampton Georgia. I would really like to see your show. I'm a big fan of yours and I watched you on AGT the whole season and when you won...I voted for you. Hope to see you in the near future at the Atlanta Motor Speedway in Hampton Georgia maybe 2023

[@jakethekipper]

Funny as piles.

[@connys5567]

😂😂😂👍

[@nonamehawg7068]

I bet the guy that proposed looks like Achmed right about now.

[@JoaoSoares-rs6ec]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@richardweilandt3315]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@shandysouth]

Victor, DON'T DO IT.....didn't Jonhnny Depp teach you anything......Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@numerouno8593]

Akhmed you make my heart shaking..!!! On the one hand I feel empathy for *_"the families of the victims of your suicide bombing."_* On the other hand right now *_"I'm falling in love with you"..._* Oh Akhmed you make my feeling miserable...!!! 😢😢❤❤😍😍😊😊🤣🤣🤭🤭

[@Davepool-hs7vr]

I’m afraid of the soccer fans 😂

[@angelamueller3236]

Great video. Can you clarify something. Is a player ever allowed to return the ball while standing in the kitchen?

[@alzdsz]

Where can I see the full footage

[@DjBrancoOfficial]

achmed is the best show. i love that kind of humor. He moves Achmed almost as if he were real, his reactions with the eyebrows and such, Achmed is really that great. He control achmed so perfectly. the best show with achmed was: "Akmed What kind of terrorist are you? it's achmed with ggggg.. I'm a suicide terrorist. Ahh you're ready yet? No, I feel fine. But you're dead, aren't you?! Not at all. But you're all bones. That's a flesh wound! 🤣 2 minutes later What are you doing with my foot? I'm going to fix it.. Stop touching me!!! I'll kill you again! 😂🤣 2 minutes later.. right arm falls off Audience laughing achmed.. And you think no one saw it?! go grab my arm you idiot." try to fix that arm. Achmed.. Cheap construction !! with this one i have laugh in crying. best humor what i have see from achmed

[@marcindraco5666]

The guys that operate the light smoking weed that kiled me ?

[@robertevans2078]

Totally misleading title...this has nothing to do with Achmed finding a wife in the Holy Land, just some schmuck proposing to his girlfriend during a show.

[@yomogami4561]

in dublin ireland

[@zerxilk8169]

lol best clickbait ever.

[@AndrewHager02]

I hear ya!

[@OlssonDaniel]

02:20 Dear Achmed! Would you help me...? No. Next question. 🙂

[@charliemarshaii6722]

Am I here for a job interview?

[@paulotts]

That's twice now that one of these videos did not live up to the description.

[@Salvan45]

😘😍🥰

[@arielroman8644]

Poor Victor

[@indriahappy1627]

😸

[@enigmaticheat5623]

1:47

[@rachelgarber1423]

I thought he found a wife in the Holy Land

[@dlpannebakker]

I enjoyed Dublin but man is it expensive.