Acting Out Your ~Spicy YouTube Comments

We’re acting out some of the wildest KZbin comments you’ve left us!
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[@christycarlsonromano]

My mom would be proud.

[@mynameisntlizzy7026]

Jackie’s gonna freak when she sees this.

[@SuperBASSAB]

You are one of my favorite people!

[@smoshpit]

O M G

[@selish2904]

SMOSH GET THE CAMERAS. DEAD***.

[@tomfoolary4892]

@@smoshpit davie504 refrence

[@fern2997]

Smosh Pit Theatre? One of the best shows I've seen so far.

[@fern2997]

@꧁ F*UСК МЕ !!!! OPEN MY CANAL !!! ? Wtf do you want?

[@sopralto9234]

@@fern2997 I think it's pretty clear lol I just reported all her comments

[@thespankmyfrank]

Tommy's "I'm not gonna ask!!" with jazz hands is killing meeee omg

[@asterliketheflower6060]

time?

[@kirotatsuki3664]

Aster LikeTheFlower 9:15

[@dankikalamari6293]

This is gonna be the next act

[@coffeeaddict9605]

The fact that it's Shayne getting all the lines that roast him is killing me.

[@rox_ooni]

Yeah but at the same time I feel so bad for him.

[@chillyetcrazy8573]

It was planned

[@potato5150]

@@chillyetcrazy8573 ah yes, he planned to *randomly* pull comments about him out of a hat...

[@Mr_marica]

“Say it with me” “Shayne looks like so and so mixed with a frat boy who can’t get enough sleep”

[@aroaceicon11]

@@Mr_marica Edgar Allen Poe the creepy poet, not so-and-so

[@ClarkingProductions]

My boyfriend walked in while I was watching this and was like “hey look, my old RA”. So apparently he knows Jackie and he never told me even though he knows I love Smosh.

[@ClarkingProductions]

@thatsmoshfan waitisthatgraystillplays it’s a Resident Advisor in a college dorms. So she was in charge of my bfs hall in his college dorm.

[@mollym7193]

LMAOOO small world

[@yeastofthoughtsmind9623]

@Chloe Taterka probably not while she was an RA. Never met an RA that wasn't suuuuper lame. So many of them take their own miniscule amount of authority way too seriously. But that usually goes away when they stop being RAs.

[@---ro1fc]

@@yeastofthoughtsmind9623 I wouldn’t know, but that sounds a lil’ mean to assume of somebody, lol

[@strangerdanger9395]

@@yeastofthoughtsmind9623 damn post through it dude

[@abigailway3840]

"The first thing to go: squirrels. The second thing: democracy" is such a freaking raw line that could only come from Damien and I love it

[@savyweatherford9535]

one of the comments: Shayne looks like Edgar Allan Poe mixed with a frat boy who really needs to sleep more shayne: *visible confusion*

[@creativedesignation7880]

He hadn't slept enough, that is why he had trouble figuring it out.

[@Crystals10000]

that was mad hilarious xD

[@calliope1868]

It works-

[@StephenShepherdOfficial]

That was likely posted when he had the mustache.

[@carlazwow4245]

Shane looks like he would be a character in the office

[@peacepadvalley9840]

Shayne: You guys are trying to defuse a bomb or everyone will die Damien: 𝐢𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐬 𝐜𝐢𝐠𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞

[@whitetigerz1017]

Im so glad someone else caught on to that, I immediately saw that and questioned it

[@jackpatterson7110]

THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING

[@cannicole]

Omg I was looking for this comment

[@FBI-bi4fv]

Bomb go boom

[@StephenShepherdOfficial]

Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb!

[@Xoxo-t9r]

“ now i see why anthony left” puts camera on ian immediately

[@Bree_999]

*Ian trying not to cry*

[@jacobtorres5542]

Dude that was crazy... miss anthony tho

[@fancyfangcrossing2781]

Time stamp?

[@rapszkyniki6372]

And the pain is his eyes lmao

[@fancyfangcrossing2781]

@@rapszkyniki6372 when is it? Maybe I missed it or something

[@johnnycantrock]

I bet when Shane goes home, he’s deadly quiet. Like, says nothing on his drive home, in his home, as he eats, or gets ready for bed. And as he sits on the edge of the bed, he looks down, sighs, and bellows a long, piercing scream at his member until he passes out.

[@mitskilover9000]

I thought this was gonna be an emotional comment, but I have been corrected lol

[@Noah_Dienstag]

This was such a journey to read. Whiplash.

[@mechadoggy]

The vibrations from his screams are probably what stimulate his member

[@norman.fing.rockwell]

@@mechadoggy ahaha

[@N3O1999]

the fact you called it his member just reminds me of bad fanfics on wattpad

[@averiegabehart2642]

Someone: *says Anthony* Ian: *looks like he’s about to have a breakdown* Me: you okay man😑

[@Gevitron]

Perfect time for “Smosh, you ok bro?”

[@bennett1426]

:(

[@Mr_marica]

I feel like every time someone mentions it, Ian cries offscreen And it’s so sad

[@bashfui9293]

You: you ok man😑

[@hanluvs]

laughing at all of you who is talking about this in June 2023

[@av0cad041]

“Hey I’m thespian.” “I thought you were American?”

[@TylerPCoyne]

Confused music plays in background

[@peppapig2247]

I thought he said lesbian

[@star.interlude]

Hahaha

[@stevenfriedman2902]

We 'Muricans don't take too kindly to your people coming over the border from Thespia

[@janaloff]

😂😂😂

[@meghaagobi1566]

The fact that the bomb squad was smoking while defusing a bomb lol

[@IceMetalPunk]

Clearly it's the phone-detonated kind of bomb, not the fire-detonated kind 😂

[@whybyememe8120]

i literally just commented this... what are the chances omfg

[@thegamer4fun258]

lol

[@sophiaclairebenignos9297]

SMOSH PIT THEATRE IS THE BEST KEEP EM COMIN!

[@anysnameever3872]

“Let’s all wear jeans and not tell Courtney, lol” “That’s a great idea,” “Yesss,” “Good one,”

[@killerqueen2543]

I DIDNT NOTICE UNTIL YOU POINTED IT OUT AHH 😂😂😂

[@danielpleitez-martinez7638]

or she just decidede not to wear jeans

[@kennethcoval4970]

@@danielpleitez-martinez7638 it's probably a coincidence, but that's the joke

[@jaypiluk6963]

AY IM LIKE 420 lmao

[@evanpettit8145]

@@danielpleitez-martinez7638 bro it's just a joke

[@morgozier]

"Lord knows theres gonna be a squirrel shortage. They always say, first thing to go? Squirrels. Second thing. Democracy" absolutely killed me oh my gosh

[@Ryanjleary]

Time stamp?

[@potato5150]

@@Ryanjleary 10:46

[@Mr_marica]

Then it’ll be us

[@smoshpit]

Comment wisely… Big Smosh is watching. 👀

[@AdriaticTides]

No your not my dad

[@michaelwitowski1656]

Hiiiiiii

[@madisontutone9810]

Can you help me with my calc exam then?

[@lockedinacage8776]

Don't be to sure

[@frb6956]

Smosh: Acts out comments again Me: ...YYYEEESS!!!❤️❤️😄😄

[@naterivs]

has anyone else noticed that shayne and courtney are literally both blonde caucasians? like isn't that crazyy??

[@Jakeyisdead]

Broooooo

[@Jakeyisdead]

Dats crazy

[@eula8567]

DoN’t We JuSt.. HaVe A tImE??

[@gaminglegend]

Ian is a blonde caucasian now...

[@naterivs]

@@gaminglegend TRUE

[@nataliep856]

Tommy's "don't ask, don't tell" joke snatched my whole head off. I didn't even catch it until it was over oh my god

[@105hilltop]

I didn’t realize it until shayne started laughing and oml

[@boomgirlbucko]

Timestamp

[@Jacob-ps5xl]

@@boomgirlbucko 9:18

[@nathanwall6253]

Shayne's Garret is like a creepy version of his Tom Cruise.

[@mchlle94]

Tom Cruise's already the creepy version of himself lol

[@shawnrobertson844]

That's redundant.

[@Mr_marica]

“Oh there’s a bomb, oh”

[@peternaggschga1877]

I love his Garret, it is just perfect

[@nnnicole10]

"You're throwing a lot of curve balls at me, Jared" 😂😂😂

[@narutobear9300]

Shayne's alternate personality is Edgar Allen Bro

[@Sopraltoraptor]

Edgar Allen Bro gets plenty of sleep.

[@jennyjones5823]

Genius 😂😂

[@novajohansson3194]

Comment of the day 😂

[@KBallelli]

What confuses me about that statement they read, is that E.A.Poe already looked dangerously tired in every picture. I love the this so much lol. New character for Shayne for a try not to laugh challenge. lol

[@hernameispekka_Rebecca]

This is such a good comment and now I want someone to make that character. Try not to laugh material!

[@masterofdonuts7904]

I love that Tommy has become a regular. He's energy makes every video his in 10000x better

[@IceMetalPunk]

Ikr? Tommy, Jackie, and Damien are my favorites. (Not saying I don't like the rest, but they all tie for my second-favorites :D )

[@DepletedWisdom]

Yeah, the added cast members are great. Not that I don't like the other cast members, but having the new members and the old members together gives a fresh dynamic.

[@sebarmbruster]

I love Shayne, Noah, and Damian the most but it’s really hard to say

[@Mr_marica]

His natural gay energy

[@northwindkey]

Finally, after 3 years, he is officially cast.

[@RaeofLight13]

Omg the Keith and Jackie comment.... what is wronggg with people 💀 But Jackie still owning Disney movies with Tommy brought me back to life 😂

[@kimberleywilliams7802]

Iconic

[@WinterCamryn]

Right? It's like saying "Did anyone notice that Tommy and Ian are both Caucasian and have brown hair?" I can only guess that the comment was trying to...compliment them? But the comment forgot where you're supposed to do more than just *observe* you're supposed to *express positive emotions*

[@ibperson]

@@WinterCamryn It wasn't meant like that (Yeah I wrote that comment). Little 11 y/o me just thought it was funny that the only black members of Smosh both had afros. Idk if that even changes it, but like I wasn't just pointing it out like nobody knew

[@snc_luv]

Courtney and Shayne go up: Damien: What are the relationship of these two people? Me: married, shourtney, Shayne Miller, married

[@toadt0ad]

TOMMY’S DONT ASK DONT TELL JOKE WAS SO GOD DAMN FUNNY IM CRYING OMFG

[@monicalair1148]

I saw your comment right as it happened... I legit scream laughed

[@wizardshark2928]

Somebody: **says “Anthony”** Cameraman: “IAAAAAAAANNNN!!!!”

[@eshaansingh4517]

Its more like the editor but yeah I get ya

[@ebola_smalldick2256]

🤣 lmao

[@__________________________169]

@Hoo Hoo 3:57

[@amelialover3839]

Well he didn’t say it but I get your point lol

[@verniimirnii4287]

The cameraman is just waiting to see if he’ll cry this time

[@thespankmyfrank]

Shayne's impression of Garrett is too on point!!! So damn good omg.

[@jacobebersole7138]

He's acting like Olivia

[@lizziedkx9010]

Never realised how badly I needed Jackie and Tommy as duo

[@cordsmi1280]

10:26 the dead look in Tommy’s eyes as Shayne tries to get approval for his idea is killing me, along with Jackie and Ian in the front completely in their own world

[@Curiousaubergine]

Ian's face after the hand thing destroyed me 😂😂

[@trif0rce_the-h3r0]

Every time a comment with Anthony comes up, Ian slowly, but surely, dies inside.

[@mageshwaran.s.r.533]

It's hard to watch

[@jammastrjess]

I feel bad that people won't lay off. It's been years at this point. Let it go. I barely associate Anthony with Smosh anymore.

[@TylerPCoyne]

Where did the days of Smosh old go?

[@trif0rce_the-h3r0]

@@TylerPCoyne Well Smosh has changed. We have to accept that.

[@arestss_2307]

He looked like he was sad like i went "bruh"

[@TylerPCoyne]

No one: Not even Sarah in the back: Shayne: 🤷🏼‍♂️ HeEeEeEyYyYyYyY i’M gArReTt! 🤷🏼‍♂️

[@smoshpit]

GaRrEtT cAm!!!

[@matthewelliott7294]

Garrett thinking:”Must come up with newer, grosser foods for them to eat on Eat It or Yeet It,”

[@HurriShane00]

They missed a golden opportunity for the Sassy leg Infantry to make an appearance during Jackie and Tommy's Cadet skit.

[@mrripple6253]

Overkill

[@Ocker3]

Seriously!!

[@thomascradduck7774]

Ever since Anthony left Ian always looks like a sad divorced dad hanging around his annoying kids that he forces himself to love

[@lazrpo]

He's kinda been through a lot over the last few years.

[@JalenBro17]

Dont be one of those people who think Ian isnt happy

[@chand911]

Congrats on being part of the problem.

[@JalenBro17]

@@chand911 so I'm the problem as to why you guys are making up that Ian's sad

[@samsandwitch9317]

@@JalenBro17 I think they mean the OP.

[@aadhya1067]

tommy acting like a straight guy is the best thing i've ever seen

[@thehalobro9622]

I think that people sometimes forget they’re actually actors, not just funny KZbin people

[@WarriorOfGoo]

Yeah right... Remember when funny KZbin people thought they were actors and made that one movie? What was it called? Oh yeah, The Smosh Movie. Super funny. Great acting.

[@braveheartjason812]

Technically, Only Shayne, Damien and Ian are “actors”. The others can act well, of course, but Ian has been in an actual movie (Smosh the Movie) and Shayne and Damien were in So Random

[@cass12234]

"actors"

[@lukefarrell1453]

@@cass12234 well Shayne and Damien are legitimately actors

[@cass12234]

@@lukefarrell1453 Shayne, Damien, Noah, Olivia, and Kimmy are legitimate actors. (maybe Jackie, idk), but the rest...no

[@alexisboykin2370]

shayne: just repeat after me... *something oddly specific about shayne’s appearance*

[@Mr_marica]

The way he looks at the camera tho

[@kaitlynrain899]

“Or else it’s gonna turn old faithful into a volcano” has no one told shayne about the super volcano under Yellowstone👀

[@smoshpit]

what are we, mathematicians?!

[@ilovecheezitz]

@@smoshpit Dear God, teachers were wrong. This really is Rocket Science 😭

[@violent4951]

@@ilovecheezitz they were wrong all along...

[@Tearfulplanet357]

@@violent4951 it's actually art class all along

[@insannie48]

@@Tearfulplanet357 people liked maths all along...

[@robbietea7659]

LOVED tommy in this omg, the “i- have to go assemble my gun? 😳🤔👀” had me rolling

[@thathungariangirl7064]

People only joining the Smosh fandom: "who's Anthony?"

[@mrfrogkingg]

I have an idea

[@theresanorton8292]

*Gets war flashback*

[@Mr_marica]

An Emo guy who if you’ve seen on his channel is still Emo

[@daisymae6]

Me: *looks back at all of my comments about Damien* Also me: *panic mode activated*

[@smoshpit]

👀

[@byrdseed9213]

*looks at your comments*

[@seanruebush1273]

There have been some pretty good ones. Good thing they blurred the name's.

[@TylerPCoyne]

👁👄👁

[@snowpiercer8001]

@@smoshpit ...

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

This is the theater every theater kid wish they could join

[@TylerPCoyne]

As a theatre kid from high school, I can absolutely compare this to the art of improve, and it’s one of the most unique activities for theatre kids!

[@novajohansson3194]

Well, maybe you should fucking let them 😂

[@lisaluciotti]

I’m weird, I say super weird things, and I own that... I now realize maybe I’m not as weird as I thought.

[@IceMetalPunk]

Okay, but have you ever noticed that Keith and Jackie are African Americans? 'Cause I'm not sure anyone did.

[@jameshones338]

I love the concept of a bomb defuser smoking a cigarette around a live bomb haha

[@kasenbrown5481]

it makes me so sad everytime we see Ians reaction when people comment on anthony leaving because you can genuinely see how hurt he is. but what warms my heart is seeing how happy ian is now that anthony is back. i love ian and he deserves to be appreciated.

[@eseer333]

Shayne: The two people who first have landed on mars. Damien: Then what's the location..??? xD

[@OokisMcFlookis]

69th like

[@rizaltt1808]

im just going to comment weird stuff now that i know smosh is watching 👀

[@goomy1]

Oop they hearted your comment they are watching-

[@tinyhuman5610]

This is like 1984 as a comedy. Big Smosh is always watching. ;)

[@IceMetalPunk]

Double plus good.

[@mira2634]

4:20 "They", Damien now is, even more so, my fav Smosh member

[@focusonthepie]

"I'm not gonna ask!" SO CLEVER TOMMY!

[@jacktrainor4236]

Shayne's impression of Garrett is basically just Christoph Waltz...

[@kimiyamk]

You mean Cristoph Waltz' impression of Justin Bieber on SNL

[@WeeeN1287]

"Hell yeah I'm ready for inspection, Immmm Cadet Kelly"😂😂SCREAMIN'

[@supercalime]

That “don’t ask don’t tell” joke tho! Tommy is a comedy genius

[@wesleyhults7292]

12:00 “how’d you get out of my trunk” 😂 dead

[@annabelle-tv]

The line “first thing to go, squirrels, second thing, democracy” is so out of pocket and so Damien, I love it sm

[@marianwojcik6088]

Are we not going to talk about Shayne getting the PERFECT comment on the Olympian one?!?

[@TylerPCoyne]

Jackie: “Noah’s Hair looks like Orbez” Damien: you take that back, Noah is a treasure to behold! Also Damien: First thing to go: Squirrels, second thing to go: Democracy!

[@isabelleherlinger6403]

The first thing I thought of when Damien said that was HxH when Kurapika was like "take that back Leorio! I said take it back!"

[@BandOfSound]

Shane’s been doing an amazing job at faking an American accent all these years. Glad he could finally speak in his native British accent today😍

[@bergcaddie]

when damien was like "tHeY..." I couldn't stop smiling

[@Mr_marica]

They said “a clucking dolphin *****”

[@caleighwiley7580]

SHANE AND GARRETTS RELATIONSHIP IS LIKE MICHAEL AND TOBY FROM THE OFFICE OMG

[@Ryanjleary]

That’s a great comparison

[@Mr_marica]

Who’s Toby? (I’m on s2 )

[@bribeavers426]

"First thing to go; squirrels. The second, democracy" lol 😂

[@Smal_gremlin]

I thought Shane said “the greatest LESBIANS have gathered here today”

[@brenobikenobi]

'tis i, the lesbian at this table.

[@Smal_gremlin]

Yes same here

[@Smal_gremlin]

And when he first said this I went ooooooooh represent but then I went back on it and realised I misheard it

[@mystro5983]

Same

[@TylerPCoyne]

“Hey, I”m lesbian” “I thought you were American?” **confused music plays in background**

[@eatdirtig]

I love how atfirst: Damien slowly integrated himself into the group-then Tommy was added, and now Jackie is slowly becoming one of them now.😈😁😁

[@iwantsexseemyvideo1512]

🍒😡

[@welcometomobius]

i absolutely LOVE the energy of these types of videos (pulling the tweet/dm/comment/etc out of a hat or pocket). everyone is incredibly talented and hilarious and no matter what is thrown at them, they roll with it and make top tier comedic content.

[@st4rryk]

Someone: "Noah's hair looks like orbies." Damien: "And so he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife *ten* times." If you get my reference I love you 😂

[@jediflash1436]

he had it coming

[@Honcher_John]

This comment, it fills me with glee

[@sc9157]

He had it coming all aloooong..

[@quit2588]

LMAO I get it

[@echo2440]

You would have done the same!

[@EStramel09]

"Dementia. It'll hit a family hard!" Man, I love Jackie. She's hilarious!

[@DinoDuckles]

Tommy pretending to be a straight man had me straight choking on my weet-bix

[@meyeneetuks4680]

...the hell is weetbix?

[@DinoDuckles]

@@meyeneetuks4680 it's a type of cereal, really popular in Australia

[@Maddie-773]

@@DinoDuckles✨tHe MoRe YoU kNoW✨ 👐🌈

[@alymetz2020]

“Well now I see why Anthony left...” *camera man zooms in on Ian’s face*

[@Jay-xr6dc]

The hurt in Ian eyes every time someone mentions Anthony is awfulllll dude

[@Mr_marica]

What if they made a video surprising Ian with anthony

[@hcmbie]

@@Mr_marica nooo aww😭😭 that would b so cute

[@hanluvs]

​@@Mr_marica plot twist, they made a video about them buying smosh

[@abdullahmohammad848]

4:15 Ian almost cried.

[@jayneegyed3785]

“You’re diffusing a bomb!” Damien-immediately pretends to light a cigarette. ...........

[@freakyteen18]

not even 5 mins in and I'm already laughing my ass off xD

[@TylerPCoyne]

Same!

[@dragonrider9051]

I was thinking the same thing

[@contentwatchaccount9968]

4:07 You Can See The Sadness In Ian's Eyes After The Anthony Act 😭

[@bluz1864]

Yeah. He misses his best friend.... :'( it is what is is though. They're still friends and I'm sure they still talk; but it's not the same.

[@contentwatchaccount9968]

@@bluz1864 exactly

[@Mr_marica]

@@bluz1864 yeah it’s so sad 😞 😔 😢 😭

[@space676sof]

​@@bluz1864their back🥳

[@jarancrane2462]

I'll never get over how amazing Jackie is! She's beautiful, funny, AND a great actor!

[@MeganHinkle07]

15:58 Ian trying to do the Smosh Movie high five 😂

[@marianwojcik6088]

Slightly upset Tommy and Damien didn’t go up together

[@AmazedbyGrace95]

Hopefully next time!

[@hannahb5409]

yes thank you, I've been waiting for this one since the Viva La Swing tiktok

[@bffvlogs4580]

Me too

[@michaelsaid8883]

Stressed spelled backwards is Desserts. Meaning of life right there. Coincidence, I think not

[@seanruebush1273]

I dont know why i had to look at my key chain to see if your spelling was correct but i did.

[@bribeavers426]

No no, they've got a point 👀

[@sumun8594]

Out of nowhere, but really funny. Dog / God was outdated, so we have a new joke.

[@whough]

“Lord knows there’s gonna be a squirrel shortage. And they always say, the first thing to go: squirrels, second thing: democracy.” - Damien Haas

[@redfyresasoiaf]

I say this with love but "that's just what we do, we're in a frat' is Ian's funniest moment. 2:53

[@sidedfox]

"I think we both have a lot to think about" God that just made me lose it laughing. Bless

[@knightsolaire8567]

0:15 Shane looks like he bought a wedding suit online for 1000 dollars and discovers that it was delivered the day after the wedding.

[@andalilanko]

Not too far off from what actually happened.. 3yrs later

[@Lilbeanz19]

Dude this aged like a fine wine.

[@BlaringMicrowave]

Gru is the most powerful being in the universe, and here’s why: according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat-seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That’s equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. I rest my case.

[@bribeavers426]

These Ted Talks keep getting weirder 👀

[@SlimeyJaime]

I've seen this comment before and I'm glad you reminded me the sheer power of Gru

[@1nsaneeeeeeeee]

Hey Judge, is he guilty?

[@AscendedXSaiyan]

He can't even stand up to Shaggy. Nevermind Ultra Instinct, base Shaggy dominates him

[@juliet6200]

BUT THAT'S JUST A THEORY-

[@Blastof-ob2zb]

Let’s all wear jeans and not tell Courtney.

[@CastleBomb44]

Nothing can contain Courtney's amazing Legs.

[@kaiisnotaguy4521]

WHEN JACKIE CORRECTED TO "They" idk why but my enby heart was so happy

[@tylerwalk110]

The fact that we could see Shayne’s abs through his shirt? Iconic. My body dysmorphia really kicked in watching this video

[@hat6119]

What does that mean

[@ghosttpants]

@@hat6119 it basically means this person really hates their appearance, probably to the point of making them really insecure and stuff

[@JorkinMyPeanitss]

I mean, hasn't Shayne also admitted to having body dysmorphia?

[@Mr_marica]

Just waiting for the fanfiction to roll in

[@freshavacado8522]

I remember when Shane was on Sam and cat and he was the best magician in town

[@marcie_willow_2990]

And he was on icarly as a posh private school boy 😂😂

[@SecondEvilEx]

And in Fred the show, he was a giant cookie

[@karleybogatzke2800]

Ian: that was 50 years ago Shane: we are 65 years old 🤣🤣🤣

[@IceMetalPunk]

"You're really throwing me curveballs here!" 😂

[@Jamie_Jewel]

The curse of “yes and..”

[@cruisade]

*i feel like when the comment said “i see why Anthony left” Ian got sad like immediately, i feel bad, they are like bsf’s 🥺*

[@Morgan_W]

He said “my favorite Bible verse...Philippines” 😂

[@JuliaPanda225]

I love how Shayne read both comments about himself XD

[@gavinm7611]

I like how they picked the only scenario involving the olympics where “it’s harder to be last than first” doesn’t work.

[@scrambleurbrains9051]

I’ve been cackling at “Hey thespians” for the past 5 minutes.

[@izzz4]

i thought it was lesbians💀

[@juleyse2431]

I really enjoy Smosh pit theater!! They are even my absolute favorite videos out of everything smosh does right now!!! Maybe it's because I'm older than the average smosh fan but I like to classical music in the background, the impro, the humor,... I feel like we really get to see a wider perspective of what the cast's humor and talent is and I love it

[@EScoglio]

If Damien is smoking next to a bomb, it makes me glad he's not actually a part of bomb disposal.

[@arm560]

Love how Damien is casually “smoking” around a bomb

[@Rawt173]

3:58 Ouch... Ian Imma give you a hug

[@nadhirahbasir]

ikr.. they always bring that up like jeez leave him alone

[@kayleejayne]

I always feel so bad when they mention Anthony... AND THEN THEY JUST ZOOM IN ON IAN?? WHAT?? 😭😭

[@ella-io6vr]

This type of stuff is not easy I’m very impressed with their performances, Damien specifically

[@SerenaDeanBoudreau]

sooo are we gonna talk about the "don't ask don't tell" policy joke tommy made orrrrr