ACTUAL Fastest ASMR | Doctor, Magician, Hairdresser, Tutor, Photographer, Ear Cleaning

Inspired OF COURSE by who else than the wonderful ‪@GibiASMR‬
In this #ASMR video, I give the whole "fast" asmr roleplay a go! I hope you guys enjoy! This was hectic to film HAHAHA! You guys are the best. Thumbs up for part two!
0:00 Magician
2:41 Eye Doctor
4:25 Haircut
6:24 Face Painter
9:05 Tutor
12:09 Photographer
14:23 Smell Exam
17:06 Ear Cleaning
Instagram: ayyjonah?h...
Disclaimer: *** This video is created for relaxation, entertainment and ASMR/tingles/chills inducing purposes only. For more information about ASMR phenomenon please click here:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autonomo...
This video cannot replace any medication or professional treatment. If you have sleep/anxiety/psychological troubles please consult your physician. Thank you :) ***
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[@someonerandom5641]

"You have vision, that's great." Thanks for noticing Jojo, I'm flattered.

[@samwatson8050]

Thumbs up for blowing my mind

[@Fehcejnztjc3]

Lol

[@Yuri-dw1dh]

Also him: actually I changed my mind your blind

[@Fireninja-xi9vx]

Me who is almost legally blind

[@YoBoiHrcky]

Also me: *squinting intesifies*

[@sleepybird5364]

2:07 'Yeah I really need a girlfriend" *We all felt that*

[@ItsDarkinHerex2x]

He does have a girlfriend tho

[@The_Real_Merlin]

@@ItsDarkinHerex2x yeahh

[@Qiel]

@@ItsDarkinHerex2x but not the rest of us...

[@eyirox4974]

my girlfriend us from another nation imagination 😫

[@dunno9592]

I'm not straight and I'm not gay I'm Bi Bi Myself

[@Rand0m05]

“You have vision that’s great” Two seconds later: “Looks like you’re actually blind” The emotional roller coaster of life am I right?

[@crazyfriend50]

Actually its 5 years later

[@janlohndorf9665]

Visional rollercoaster

[@unapologeticcomedy]

Bro this was phenomenal 👏

[@Gianni-ck9oo]

Cool

[@raylanzarin1711]

the magician part is actually impressive😭

[@PJ-du7vp]

a few years ago he used to post a lot of card trick magic asmr videos, hes been doing magic for a while

[@kaihabets4231]

@@PJ-du7vp PJ COME WATER

[@lanabanananana]

@@kaihabets4231 LMAOO

[@mail2arulprakashj]

Yesssir

[@letsgoaway]

i was the 1k like

[@tentaf3485]

this video is actually brilliant, so many witty jokes and references to other parts of the vid - it’s just brilliant

[@jamesleodelacruz]

Sugondese Idek y I’m like this

[@jamesleodelacruz]

@evil_will_takeover make that 4

[@popper3645]

His name is a reference. Reference to what? Say his name again.

[@giovannascalici7430]

@@jamesleodelacruz we 45

[@RayjeOfTheGods]

If part two doesn't have a "hacker" personality with him just smashing the keyboard and whisper yelling "hacked!" every few seconds I'll be sorely disappointed.

[@mercury2814]

Yes

[@kaylons]

Yes

[@zwalde]

Hacked!

[@DoctorKuzon]

Guess what I made your 123 likes BTW

[@Needforlean9999]

Haha ehhhhh youtube comments crack me up

[@riahrenee8746]

jojo “so how’s your mother these days” me “actually she died” jojo “good stuff good stuff”

[@dwayvoncliffe7392]

Sorry to hear

[@riahrenee8746]

@@dwayvoncliffe7392 it’s okay it was a while ago. thanks tho :)

[@Yomi_fox]

@@oreosrgood4918 they were just being considerate. why do you feel like you must "correct" someone feeling bad for another person who said *their mom died*?

[@vulture3931]

That’s was exactly what I was gonna write but you already wrote it.

[@riahrenee8746]

@@oreosrgood4918 i wasn’t joking but it’s okay you didn’t know lol

[@dinomanaj9701]

Those card tricks were actually epic not even kidding.

[@drivak]

oh yeah jojo has been doing card magic and tricks for some years :)

[@isaacyip1998]

Basic card control techniques but that hot shot cut was sick tho

[@AnAceBrit]

Yeah, jojo is sick at card tricks

[@joemama5968]

Yes I was thinking that to

[@cass_idy]

Ikr 😅

[@totsss]

The fact that he’s unintentionally a comedy genius is amazing

[@Necrom6]

actually he was telling jokes on purpose

[@almar456]

Pretty sure he's intentionally a comedy genius!

[@astergeddon4184]

or so he'll have us think...

[@bellavu4444]

Love ur pfp btw

[@australianidiot3600]

He must be a smart man

[@theredqueenster]

05:45 I screamed as Jojo cut his own hair

[@pureasalamb]

"could you now recite the entirety of the periodic table?" me, who learned the periodic table song so i could impress a fictional character: ah yes, my time to shine

[@theguywhoasked4235]

I can actually say like the first 20 elements

[@astergeddon4184]

.... *which character????*

[@shmiksisrymtai]

@@astergeddon4184 captain planet!!!

[@jassann6076]

Same! Everything for Kuroo 😂

[@Flame5198]

Theeeeeeeeerrrrrrreeeee's Hydrogen then helium

[@laryn1829]

Let’s just appreciate that jojo sits in front of a camera for minutes talking into a microphone just for us to sleep and get tingles. Love you jojo 😃

[@walterthedog2114]

No

[@aiwy5784]

UwU

[@fawariyang9975]

and doing it FAST

[@sonnyboiii5292]

Vanilla is cuter

[@MicahTheZombie]

1. this comment is copy pasted on every single jojo video just to fish for likes. 2. He makes thousands of dollars for doing this. I doubt that sleep and tingles are his only motivation. 3. vanilla is better than chocola.

[@GrantsGaming]

“Welcome to Joe’s Barber and foot massage” This made me so happy to hear hhh

[@stereotypical713]

It's so close to Jones bbq meme I just cant🤣🤣🤣

[@samenright4469]

I knew I wasn't the only one who thought that

[@astergeddon4184]

ik right but it threw me off to pause and go and look in the comments like woah jojo just casually memed on us

[@urfavblondegirlie]

Yas

[@teamburns]

the nostalgia, should it even be nostalgic??

[@awkwardplusle]

AYO JOJO MIGHT ACTUALLY BE A MAGICIAN BECAUSE THOSE TRICKS WERE INCREDIBLE

[@stillsameguy2836]

He used to do a ton of card trick videos

[@crazepanther2529]

He is one lol

[@madravlegaming6781]

Jojo: “that’s a pretty weird pose you’re doing there, but it actually looks kinda great. Me: **half sleeping** “what? My teacher says I can’t do that pose in class!”

[@thedogiestofalldoges1417]

jojo: so hows your mother nowadays actually she passed a coupl- jojo: great stuff, great stuff

[@milespal7733]

Uhhhhh

[@rovhieroque5498]

9k

[@rovhieroque5498]

Ok o9

[@tiznum]

😧

[@peterphooko1441]

I'm sorry for your loss❤

[@isaacthemaker_5540]

Jojo speed running every asmr now, and I thought it couldn’t get better.

[@masteroogway3805]

It brings joy to my heart to see you improving with your card skills over the years. I cant wait to see what else you have in store for us.

[@mariamccormack6903]

JoJo: "so how's your mother these days?" oh she's actually in the hos- "Great great"

[@xiphoid._]

imagine putting this in x2 speed lol Edit: unrelated, but his card shuffle skills are insane woah 😳

[@sagegearz]

😦😦

[@loganhughes1970]

"i spent way to much time in my basement" The best quote of the video lol

[@gertabeelievurr666]

Me: My room is in the basement.

[@makkers8543]

I love these Types of Asmr videos and am really happy that JoJo made one, Was waiting for so long! 😴

[@strayanguy723]

I like how someone that hasn’t seen JoJo’s cardistry before would just think he spends hundreds of hours of practice for a few minutes of asmr.

[@ASMRBlue]

Amazing!! First Gibi, then fastASMR and now you! These are my favourite sort of ASMR videos

[@KKwekel]

Same

[@codered3822]

When he said his haircut intro all I thought was “Jones barbecue and foot massage”

[@AKAWalker]

*music intensifies*

[@stainfightingpower9402]

I thought I was the only one lol

[@coreyballs7596]

Same

[@almar456]

Thats the joke

[@codered3822]

@@almar456 how do you know🤨

[@fluffyfroggo5871]

i like how the background gradually changes every role!

[@salemcordove3514]

Yes! A card video! Total throw back and I love it✨🙌🏻

[@lonelylei2092]

When Jojo was wildly snipping those scissors I got so worried that he would cut himself by accident

[@srg_burst1234]

Same

[@metothemoon1227]

*Fact: Asmr on KZbin sounds better than Asmr on Spotify.*

[@mnep5]

adding to that we wouldn't be on KZbin right now

[@FutureEagle6178]

Man, that picture though...

[@bowseryoutuber3881]

I agree.

[@rhbeauty126]

YO I THOUGHT THERE WAS A FLY ON MY SCREEN-

[@thesmasherthebest]

@@rhbeauty126 bruh it's obviously fake

[@Anonymous-rj5ki]

Not even 5 seconds in the video and ive already got tingle. Great vid Jojo

[@Dori_Dorifto]

Magician: "i need a girlfriend" Real jojo: im way over the law

[@richard_nj]

5:55 literally the first genuine tingles I've got in like 2 years. Wow. Almost teared up.

[@OLLLLLLLYYYY]

I clicked this and got a football game advert

[@sus_beatz8559]

@@OLLLLLLLYYYY lol

[@Aj-cp7hj]

@@OLLLLLLLYYYY that’s horrible, I hope you can mentally recover

[@dailyblitz8379]

Jojo: acts like 50 persons at a time Jojo's t-shirts : im still a white T-shirt lol

[@jenniferlynnschlomer8387]

Bunch of role plays in one. So awesome JoJo 😊

[@pegas1ster]

this was the best ASMR video I have watched ever, period. Perfectly executed, I came out of my trance hours later to another video and went straight to sleep after I turned that off. Pleeeeeease do more in this style!!!

[@rockleeseyebrow4176]

I've suffered from not being able to sleep well for a really long time and one year ago I found your channel, I've been able to sleep good ever since,

[@rockleeseyebrow4176]

@Literally Bob I've never been diagnosed with schizophrenia, or suspected it, I just have severe sleeping problems which is very common

[@rockleeseyebrow4176]

@Literally Bob insomnia?

[@wolverinesaysclickthelink543]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/b4KldKegf6uMq8k

[@LilChtimmy]

Sup Bushy Eyebrows

[@arnob_]

If anyone else than Gibi could make a masterpiece with this idea, that's you. Nailed it 👌

[@samdabugg]

i'm starting to question how hard it is to be at his level of asmr when he's literally a god at card tricks and it isn't even his main profession

[@dominikisaweeb2990]

It's a Hobby for him

[@Kai-jo6yl]

Bro, can we apreciate how cute he looks with fluffy hair---

[@aliarhum643]

2 things about asmr I know is 1. The case makes good sounds 2. The magician will be there all day

[@carlosrecinos7785]

Why is nobody talking about how he actually cut his own hair during the hairdresser part??😭

[@shrirajp_46]

Had me rolling xD

[@AimeeryDC]

HAHAHAHA LITERALLY!!!

[@samemiscreant2708]

@@shrirajp_46 llpllllllpllpplllllpllllllouuiyiyoi

[@maxverstappenscar2382]

Is no one gonna talk about the fact that at 6:28 jojo started spitting bars for a few second

[@higgs6835]

What I love most is you can always have a good laugh at this videos

[@MindsQuietPlace]

Then we find out that he keeps 6 families secretly and that these are his real jobs

[@dork2994]

"Joe's barber and foot massage" has to be the best barber shop name ever

[@13illy4real]

JOHNS BBQ AND FOOT MASSAGE

[@joshuakim802]

Dude! The magician section had me locked on the screen, I normally play your videos and put my phone down, but I was so impressed I kept looking at the screen - Your videos are appreciated, thank you

[@andrewfernholm2870]

I have watched this video over and over again every night but I have yet to see the end… I always fall asleep.

[@andrewfernholm2870]

3 days later and I have yet to finish it

[@lowhightwitch631]

Alternate title : Joji flexing the way he moves the cards

[@Diamond_Dominik]

2:08 "Yeah I really need a girlfriend" *_Relatable as hell😭_*

[@eyirox4974]

my girlfriend is from another nation imagination 😫🤧

[@kyliesmith5957]

I have watched this video SO many times...i love it so much haha

[@dce7_88]

This is one of the best asmr videos I've seen in long time I really like your speed and role-play asmr

[@laryn1829]

Jojo’s asmr videos make my day and night 💞

[@selenasantos7490]

Its been 89 days of asking Jojo to dress up as Sub Urban and sing us the tingles

[@walterthedog2114]

NO. Seriously, NO.

[@Smallsley]

@@walterthedog2114 but yes ;)

[@rogerhuang2262]

@@walterthedog2114 i got no idea who sub urban is

[@2natism]

@@rogerhuang2262 that one guy who did that one song

[@bp_liab]

@@2natism what song

[@dxrkavocado]

wow jojo this is amazing !! I absolutely loved the card tricks (:

[@willbogel1104]

jojo's one of my favorites and as much as i love him, no one can do fastest asmr quite like gibi

[@Emalow]

Let's all thank Jojo for helping many people who have trouble sleeping 👍

[@xroxs9022]

Jojo i was wondering where u learning all this card magic from ? It’s amazing!!

[@I_Like_Ike53]

He learned it at the card magic college

[@Corn_Man_The_III]

I remember watching one of jojo's first card magic videos and its honestly mind blowing how he has progressed

[@ashlynsoy6747]

i’m so blown away by these card tricks wtf

[@Fortambo]

Jojo always has a way of putting me to sleep

[@NoNamex1412]

I like how he's still wears the white shirt for all the jobs

[@Sam-yy1zg]

Man, he is really skilled with cards 😲

[@ban_stars8415]

The ear cleaning was really creative, never seen anyone do it like that.

[@ohparxs7601]

Day 10 of asking JoJo to dress up as Rick Astley and sing us the tingles.

[@Aikxria]

Ahhh yeah its time to get tingly

[@ReturnOfQwari]

he could at least do it half way, but *a full commitments what I'm thinkin' of*

[@Sadening]

@@ReturnOfQwari why

[@AKAWalker]

@@Sadening woooosh

[@wolverinesaysclickthelink543]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/b4KldKegf6uMq8k

[@girf2994]

When you said “sussy baka” I started fizzling away and melting

[@Kylie-zj6ek]

yeah i had my eyes closed and i heard that and opened my eyes and i was like what

[@ilikebread2065]

@Greta Lamb 15:11

[@karlwightman6344]

Jojo Im gonna need a ful length video of the magician persona please, friend That was INCREDIBLE

[@ezbreezy336]

Bro make some more of this genre plssssss 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 Fastest ASMR really helps a lot 🥺

[@hi-dx6hs]

The card tricks are actually so good omg wow

[@cuteamatic4190]

Dream: *speedruns minecraft* JoJo: Are you challenging me?

[@themadmao8118]

XD

[@PenleyIsLost]

Pfft-

[@Loopy_Fox]

If jojo could control minecraft with voice. He would beat the World record by atleast 5 min

[@hazoe8134]

The magician sounds like a great guy. Sounds like he could be a great friend.

[@briwest8719]

you know now that i’m noticing i’ve never made it past the magician role play 😂 i always fall asleep 😩😩

[@nat-vi1jp]

i get bored super easily and wow i was so entertained by this i actually made it to the end great stuff keep it up

[@krookodilegang6192]

This is Jojo's bizzare adventure of quickly changing career choices

[@parkerellis746]

JOJO

[@Jordan-bn5dz]

jjba is autism and weird

[@Lxnaspiral]

@@Jordan-bn5dz no

[@AX11211]

@@Jordan-bn5dz where the hell do you even pull this from

[@coconutbestnut]

This is the first asmr video that actually made me laugh. Your sense of humour is great

[@FigureToyz]

I absolutely love the personality of the magician "I know I spend waay too much time in my basement but that's ok" XD

[@ShaedTheMoron]

I've never been this relaxed while also laughing

[@Epsilon_Rue]

I love how you grew out your hair.

[@phyros_fonis]

LOVE how he mades the card tricks🥰🥰

[@Yakel.]

Its epic when jojo uploads!

[@AndreaGonzalez-gv4io]

I remember when you used to do hour long videos just doing magic tricks with cards and also when you would give away decks 😭😭😭 memories

[@sayurisdigitaldiary]

1:06 Jojo: I really dont know what card you chose Me: I dont either..😶

[@dudepop1456]

Me neither

[@College-Cooking]

Definitely one of the best asmrtists out there

[@Kay-hr1kk]

Omg the magician made me miss the card magic videos. Please do one soon!! Those are some of my favorite videos ❤️❤️

[@itsxbear]

jojo: so how’s your day been? me: i’ve actually had a migra- jojo: that’s great

[@kiriwaicooper7719]

“Me clicking on the video for sleep” “Jojo talking gibberish and flipping cards everywhere🥱😵‍💫”

[@donsssss]

This is definitely one of my fav video

[@im_Spade_]

Fast whispering is absolutely one of my top 3-4 triggers of all time. Just a constant flow of nonsensical whispers where my overactive brain can't even keep up so my brain just goes 🤯🤤

[@neonwolf223]

I usually use asmr to sleep but this is making me feel calm, focused, and just overall happy. I love it! 😄

[@reapr8732]

jojo: im going really slow so I won't mess up ur hair also jojo: presumes to go sicko mode on your head

[@Casual._Bongos]

This is actually awesome!

[@zx.7noah]

Wow, loved it!! your asmrs are wonderful

[@abbyrutledge997]

0:32 Me: it’s funny because he actually knows card tricks and is really good Jojo: 0:35 Me: oh my gosh he actually did it

[@caitlinboone5409]

Hair looks very nice in this video JoJo 👍🏻

[@leonflores2287]

i am studying and listening asmr, it is honestly better than lofi haha.

[@louisvonmalaise8009]

One of my fave videos in a long time

[@FutureEagle6178]

Pov: you watched asmr as a joke, and then jojo came....

[@apileofrocks3889]

Jojo did what 😳

[@iluvjc1984]

@@apileofrocks3889 he came cuz he’s way to good at Asmr dirty mind T-T

[@ash_ae_9]

11:15 THE MITOCHONDRIA IS THE POWER HOUSE OF THE CELL

[@dudepop1456]

YES IT POWERS THE HOUSE

[@TheNattiestNatty]

This video was great, definitely one of my new favorites

[@MarzelScott123]

Great job with the card flick trick, it took me a couple hours for my hands to get used to it and i was soo mad but when i started to do it right i was so happy😊