ASMR worst reviewed tsa agent

[@vanhalenfan1015]

Jojo: *starts talking to sloth* FBI agent: *nervous panicking*

[@andrewtejeda4071]

Don’t get it

[@Sports12908]

Andrew Tejeda, it’s supposed to mean that the FBI has a camera in the sloth and they can see JoJo talking to them

[@andrewtejeda4071]

Got it

[@thivhamuliwa8151]

@@Sports12908 you smart bruh!!

[@Souc._]

Thivha Muliwa it’s not like it was rocket science

[@andwatboutit_]

me: breathes Jojo: that´s illegal in this country

[@walter5752]

Yooted

[@walterwhite.1058]

Me*throws bread at jojo* Jojo:DEEEZ REEEEEING NUTZ

[@swagsnail5881]

Zeph Kade ?

[@walterwhite.1058]

Mystic_ Acorn05 what its a meme

[@RamenBrawler32]

*Breathes* *Conducts Hamon*

[@killbuhside8991]

Jojo: I know your chrome history" Me: *sweating profusely knowing I've been watching other asmrtists*

[@unknownuser-dd1en]

Ooooh you a cheater

[@karosgames2120]

Oh naughty naughty

[@citrusfriend9393]

IM DYING RN LMAOOOOO

[@rare6477]

I delete my browser history not because of “sexy pictures” but because i look up some dumb fucking questions on google and i dont want anybody knowing how actually dumb i am.

[@blurryface3619]

Ew, you don't watch asmr on the youtube app?

[@idk-yw2cy]

I feel bad for Deborah, she’s just trying to work and he just calls her every minute

[@galacticgaminghd1859]

Syllis Sanchez Did u just miss the joke

[@cyanoticspore676]

@@syllissanchez7927 r/whoooosh

[@jessfashionable70]

Yes always these interns who need instructions for everything. 😂😂😂Poor Debra.

[@ohhello4987]

He is actually calling her by full name De Bruh

[@itscadenjbrown2025]

no u

[@thecourier7964]

Jojo: allows me to bring a knife but not blueberries Well he’s definitely in Australia alright

[@sanderpaju6985]

This video sure is turned upside down badum tss

[@phasedu]

He has learned the way of lazerbeam

[@somecommieonyoutube8930]

I was expecting that

[@efdaisumc4708]

@@sanderpaju6985DAD PLEASE COME BACK MUM CAN'T STOP DRINKING AND WE ARE IN SO MUCH DEBT PLEASE DAD I'M BEGGING YOU

[@haimerej-excalibur]

More like Florida.

[@suburban6503]

“is there anything you’re hiding on this laptop i should know about” sounds like my mom

[@tswagger5083]

Fr 😂

[@_._Taylorsversion._]

Por-

[@_._Taylorsversion._]

@Altoid Snorter 😂

[@maxwell-auel]

well I am hiding stuff, but you don't need to know!

[@sunny..alessandra5870]

pls don’t search the letter x-

[@laneyyk804]

when jojo breaks character and says i actually can’t stop eating them I died lmao

[@f1r356]

Wasnt that funny

[@asdfgyjhvj7881]

Mr. brownguy you're not funny

[@beeblbob]

@@asdfgyjhvj7881 not funny didn't laugh.

[@linkyx]

@BurntSoda! Not funny didn’t laugh

[@mr.oopsiedoopsie]

KeytixLink didn’t laugh not funny

[@SpexNA]

Day 4 of asking for a "ASMR Worst reviewed shark dive instructor"

[@DunkinDrums]

Plot Twist: Jojo dies instead of you

[@astropherus9219]

oh dear lord "whoops, shark bit your leg. lol." i can see it already.

[@DunkinDrums]

@@astropherus9219 "So I accidentally put a lot of Shark bait so watch out"

[@dwemythemudcrab3343]

You just got it hearted... It's gonna happen

[@febuddbbhdbebdh1636]

plot twist: it’s the shark dive instructor from 47 meters down

[@bart43man]

The only dangerous thing is the man whispering into a mic in the middle of an airport and stealing my possessions for 20 minutes

[@smushedavocados7944]

This isn’t confiscation this is just professional robbery

[@evangault1392]

It isn't eating your food, it's a forced forensics test

[@radicalrights7130]

holy crap is that biggee cheese????

[@innocentdog7933]

It's LEGAL robbery

[@sarcore_]

Relatable

[@unavailablemixi]

Jokes on him, everything was probably coming from a cheap store that sold them at 50€.

[@blynxx7467]

“Sorry for touching there, don’t tell anyone” Me: this is the most physical contact I’ve got since my girlfriend broke up with me

[@BaltimoreCracker]

Lucky, last time I had physical contact was when my mom changed my diaper after I *obliterated* my bed sheets.

[@ocleus]

@@BaltimoreCracker Thanks... For that info..

[@girlygirlupArcives]

@@BaltimoreCracker Noice me you made me laugh

[@BaltimoreCracker]

Shader Showoff anytime

[@spanga3804]

F

[@benservice6260]

Video title: Worst reviewed... Jojo: DeBoRaH!

[@tysonarnott220]

Jojo eating blueberries and hits puberty Jojo: man voice I actually can’t stop eating them

[@deelz5233]

Tyson Arnott lmao

[@bradenmyers7015]

Tyson Arnott fr

[@Blue-rz1cv]

I freaking love his "regular voice" I kept rewinding cuz like 👀👀👀

[@valenntne]

@Lil be 11:41

[@navia_png6939]

@@Blue-rz1cv Hello awesome person that has good taste in asmr!! ❤❤❤❤ edit: Unus-es will take over the annus-es, soon

[@HiddenXboss]

dang he really caught me trying to smuggle my gummy bears :(

[@mel4898]

Like a Boss2922 :(

[@goblinsyoutube3850]

:( I’m the chat

[@pinkbarney7402]

:(

[@ThisMightBeRen]

your not alone he has my takis and rubber ducky :(

[@izzyballer999]

I tried to smuggle mnms 😂

[@Random_Moose76]

Jojo: we know your using this to smuggle gummy bears Me: FRICK HE FOUND OUT

[@PlayBoiFarti55]

I love gummy bears

[@Offlinegang]

Bois roll out

[@handleonafridge6828]

@Asagohan “flip”

[@segwitch]

dam he found the gummy bears... atleast he didnt find the wee-

[@notyouraveragesamurai8938]

Wasn't gonna smuggle gummy bears. Gonna smuggle Snickers, twix, and Hershey's

[@Fungunuiser]

this is literally "You get robbed ASMR Roleplay"

[@sarahwink1]

Strider Ace I agree

[@sarahwink1]

LOL

[@thomasdesabrais7906]

shhhh dont give him any ideas

[@diarmdf]

Jojo:looks at search history Search history: Jojo ASMR Jojo: You are free to go

[@MayoTeo17]

Another title: man steals your belongings for no reason while whispering in a microphone

[@noahparnell9583]

I love you

[@unavailablemixi]

@@noahparnell9583 top 10 best confessions in history.

[@random_thingz2322]

@@unavailablemixi I'm dead-💀

[@mralfey]

Lets be real: We all want ‘worst reviewed ASMR KZbinr’.

[@Katanauup]

mralfey it’s probably gonna be like Jojo: HEY GUYS ITS ME UR FAV ASMR KZbinR (shouts the whole time)

[@jack-v]

But that already exists. He posts it all the time. ROASTED

[@raphtlw]

@@jack-v no u /s

[@mokortz6641]

We already have it

[@amslashwas]

Ultra Instinct Shagy you must be five

[@sydyym617]

Jojo: This will take two and a half hours Video: Is less than 20 minutes

[@stickman2189]

Sydney M dont forget The at least 2.5 Hours Of sleep this video gets you 😆

[@imissmywife.]

Time does not exist in JoJo's world

[@sydyym617]

Bryan Rubi Get out of here with that negativity kiddo🤗

[@ohhellothere724]

Bryan Rubi ur fun

[@xplicitiv8494]

Oh hello There ikr

[@DamionFox2004]

"What are you hiding on this laptop" Sweats in 2TB of Shrek fanfiction

[@Octoling_775]

Sweats in an entire custom made deck of yugioh cards in pdf files

[@eliothebeast3079]

"Sorry for touching you there, don't tell anyone" Me: *It's fine just say no homo next time, homie*

[@gamesmasher7120]

No homo

[@NoName-dm6mj]

69 likes yes

[@SilverflameS-iq3lw]

Eliothebeast I made sure to unlike ur comment just because it’s at 69 likes and I cant ruin that

[@eliothebeast3079]

69 likes? *Nice.*

[@masonmitrousis]

Pls give everyone 69 or 420 likes. This would make my day.🙉

[@M0N3YRAX]

Finds knife. Jojo: yeah that’s the safest thing you brought

[@GiornoGiovanna-ed4fm]

GenericNoobR1SE they mustve brought like a whole military arsenal of atomic nukes or something lol

[@jrcenior5438]

I bring Oreos. Jojo: real sh*t I bring blueberries. Jojo: real sh*t I bring apple products. Jojo: real sh*t I bring a knife. Jojo: I sleep

[@riseofnationsdaily9957]

The school teacher be like :

[@aydenengman8167]

11:15 KZbin: hears the word gun Jojo: I’m demonetized

[@ttv_yt_killer8370]

9:59

[@Fcmifix]

Tsa agent: I’m sorry I did not meant to touch them Also tsa agent: “*countinues to touch in the same area”*

[@juicewrldbiggestfan]

exe.motives he could touch mine from about 6 inches away

[@Ionlikeyoun]

I..MY DIRTY ASS MIND-

[@Bear-bn4cr]

Sometimes I don’t even watch for the asmr just the entertainment of jojo being jojo

[@kirby-rh5js]

Jojo: “‘are they Nigerian?’ I don’t think so.” Jojo’s Nigerian viewers: 👀

[@ndyoyo1905]

Hes joking

[@Benadryl.Barbarian]

Everyone knows nigerians dont have wifi😒

[@ndyoyo1905]

@@Benadryl.Barbarian gamers rise up

[@Benadryl.Barbarian]

@@ndyoyo1905 yessir

[@Juanthar]

@@Benadryl.Barbarian the only mid africans with wifi are in fact the Ugandese

[@crisisgames]

“Random tsa guy makes up random excuses to steal all your stuff”

[@noah_bergeron8547]

CrisisGames “except your knives”

[@will2108]

@@noah_bergeron8547 your*

[@will2108]

@@noah_bergeron8547 wat

[@Angiesunshine13]

“Then I call the police so I can get my stuff back and not let anyone else have that happen to them”

[@Angiesunshine13]

Fluffer they saw your comment and changed it

[@the_bob_squad]

I like to imagine that it's a real criminal trying to smuggle stuff and the TSA agent is just mocking him.

[@eliramos6456]

JoJo: you're trying to smuggle gummy bears across the border Me: *sweats nervously* I know nothing

[@ENlGMA]

YOU WON'T CATCH ME ALIVE WITH THE GUMMY BEARS!!!

[@lisoiscracked1604]

stephaniehamilton 21 *runs*

[@xeyxeron]

"I knew you were trying to smuggle gummy bears across the boarder" Me: OH SH*T HE FIGURED IT OUT

[@mariaalejo4534]

Me oh my am I going to jail. jojo yay. me but your are stelling my stuff and making up an exusies

[@amraajatwal5802]

“If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear” no one really caught him quoting George W Bush

[@vanessa-sr1dl]

"Debrah where's my Doublecapucinolatte with sugar?"

[@jeylemxz]

Jojo: gets Oreos out “these are really toxic and illegal” Me: I bought it at the airport. Jojo:ooooooooh

[@DeltaPlays27]

for a sec i was confused as to why everybody sayin jojo, realised its his name lol

[@jeylemxz]

Lol

[@sxshaii_8596]

Was it an illegal airport sir ?

[@mightyxvs]

“He led me through in the end but I had nothing to carry with me..”. -A Satisfied Customer. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

[@TeamCR_]

-S ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

[@a15573618]

Jojo:“I know what is on your Google search history” My search history : *JOJO ASMR*

[@greenday224]

Mine: *how to find the best asmrist*

[@sxshaii_8596]

@@greenday224 Mine: how to kill a TSA Agent while he's looking in ur google search history :>

[@NickolasRussomanno]

And porn

[@topaz6339]

Anime

[@FNKKKOL]

@@NickolasRussomanno child po-

[@businessmandan]

“I know you’re using this to smuggle gummy bears across the border” *starts sweating*

[@hearts4horror92]

Jojo: *"I know what's on your Google Chrome History ."* Me: *EAR PIERCING INTERNAL SCREAMS*

[@yeshunnypodcast]

Me too i have my search history paused so I've thinked 2 steps ahead

[@Octoling_775]

My search history consists of memes and game tips

[@lob_lobster]

@@yeshunnypodcast same but sometimes it is annoying

[@bellaHRr]

I laughed so hard when he broke character with the blueberries 😂

[@lemonlime4205]

I would like it But it’s 69 can we keep that

[@bellaHRr]

Lol I wouldn’t like either

[@oatmealmangd]

Bella HR i would like it but the emoji killed the comment im sorry

[@bellaHRr]

Raizlord Um ok?

[@oatmealmangd]

Bella HR i dont like emojis

[@mvtthewvs4122]

jojo: **pulls large knife out of my backpack** me: **intense sweating** jojo: yeah nah that’s totally fine you can bring that along me: oh ok

[@Sus_Miser]

Lol

[@jomshm9343]

I mean it is Australia

[@indigoscyberspace]

Okay but his “𝘪 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘱 𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘧𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮" is so cute like- I’m SIMPING for his VOICE 🥴

[@musicallesliedjes]

*eats blueberries* Jojo: *breaks character* i actually cant stop eating them. I died 😂

[@bellaHRr]

Panda Gaming IK 😂

[@olipopmeme]

Panda Gaming that was the best part

[@amandeds7979]

Ikr

[@meroedits2559]

"What's your date of birth again?" Me: 2/22/07 Him: *Types A 4 Page Letter Essay*

[@jc-cy8jj]

Mero Edits ur 12years old 😯

[@juicewrldbiggestfan]

I was 7-6-2007

[@bullfr4g32]

Yo my bday is a day after yours

[@ziraqkeren9998]

3 days after you we’re born

[@t0ken286]

Ha ha! Funny babies!

[@Desstic]

4:50 he focused on the main MUST HAVE 😂😂🤣

[@iz3833]

Jojo: takes ipad Me: jojo: takes laptop Me: Jojo: takes blueberries Me: *calls fbi*

[@veganmeatball5276]

That is so me

[@fbiagent8717]

Hello there what do you need

[@Doinken]

FBI AGENT Sir who do you belong to? WHICH PERSON MUST YOU WATCH???

[@maisielewis4836]

derp turtle 🐢

[@mr.oopsiedoopsie]

FBI AGENT who’s agent are u (Person number two to ask)

[@0verWay]

Deborah be like: "Sir, this is Wendy's. Please stop calling every week."

[@spaghettiman421]

Skipper Nukem hehehehe 69 likes

[@rmjmedia13]

Skipper Nukem I wish I wrote this comment😂

[@johnathanboulard1740]

This comment reminds me of this video kzbin.info/www/bejne/iKOUc4Kba52sg6M

[@Ionlikeyoun]

Debra.

[@gusix8819]

Me : *Traveling to Australia* tsi agent : THATS ILLEGAL

[@joshkidvr]

lol

[@Raquel96]

I lost it at "do you think she would want an ipad" 🤣

[@greenday224]

Jojo: *takes ipad* Me: I sleep Jojo: *takes laptop* Me: I sleep Jojo: *takes blueberrys* Me: *R E A L C R A P*

[@greenday224]

@Darryl Geoffrey hah no u

[@daddylonglegspidersdontexi3210]

A S C E N D E D

[@hoobadoobamaster8551]

11:40 i like how they were so good he broke character

[@celigence]

me:exists jojo: *we dont do that here*

[@JC-pq7ct]

Why would anyone want to do you?

[@celigence]

That hurt

[@evangault1392]

Lol get roasted

[@cyberj1nx]

@@JC-pq7ct your a super imposter

[@jordenstrother2227]

@@JC-pq7ct Same goes for you

[@Tayllustration]

"I know your Google Chrome history" *sees recently closed tabs* "Minecraft: IKEA House Furniture Design Ideas"

[@burntpopcorn1069]

Who remembers when jojo first posted the worst reviewed hair salon and stated this asmr trend

[@quitethestudio]

this character should be friends with Daisy, from Gibi's channel.

[@olipopmeme]

mundanemajo YES THIS IS SO TRUE

[@michaelperez6944]

THEY SHOULD COLLAB

[@mirasfingerbandages]

And karuna satori's lying artist

[@oliapoof5436]

lololololololololololol yaassssssssss so true

[@tom_2505_]

Which video is that

[@Sh12pen]

Jojo: "are they Nigerian"? Me: *is Nigerian* Jojo: no, I don't think they are Me: *visible confusion*

[@DandDgamer]

Nice xD

[@asmrfanboy]

no one cares that ur nigerian

[@Pistolemaster]

Jarod Brenneman Let them comment what they want to

[@Sh12pen]

@@asmrfanboy I care.

[@ryanmurray7941]

SeaPearl which nobody does

[@oxyhcl]

Me: eating press while watching this. Jojo: Takes my Oreos. Me: “It’s treason then.”

[@venoxin]

Nobody: Jojo: *blueberries are banned in australia*

[@Gamer-wk6te]

TomTom They actually are illegal

[@Gamer-wk6te]

In Australia of course

[@harrymcdonagh4013]

@@Gamer-wk6te no they aren't lol

[@harrymcdonagh4013]

@@Gamer-wk6te he's in Australia so how they illegal boi do yo research

[@amandeds7979]

Harry Mcdonagh it joke man

[@aggelosmavromatis6853]

11:41 Jojo : "I actually can't stop eating them" Me at the back of my head being sleepy and thinking they're actually mine : "wTf stOp giVe tHeM bAck"

[@jayolcay7346]

Shut up you didn’t say that 😂😂🤦‍♂️

[@lankyboi2521]

@jayden mccully it’s part of the joke

[@six8874]

Aggelos Mavromatis lol same 😆 😂

[@rhiannstarkey7054]

OMG I CANT

[@emily.gramley]

Literally anything: *exists* JoJo: “tHaT’S iLLeGal iN aUsTrALiA”

[@zhnyet.]

part from guns and knifes

[@backlisted144]

Apart fade-in buck g a knife in the flight ✈️

[@karosgames2120]

Air

[@deadlyboi1756]

@@karosgames2120 we dont do air here

[@kristjanOJ]

“The worst ..... ASMR” always turns out to be the best jo😁😁

[@kristjanOJ]

Citoyen 🤦‍♂️fu*k

[@staceykellyxox]

Nice pp

[@kristjanOJ]

Gabs Kat o yea😎

[@Igxana]

the hell

[@emmanuelmoreno7989]

who want to my house to commit die

[@yammas2404]

"Worst reviewed TSA agent" Me: So like every TSA agent ever or...

[@lukabogdanovic4658]

Oh wow so funny and not edgy

[@dragonman3521]

Powder Puff 😂 lol

[@Joshyboy246]

@@lukabogdanovic4658 are you a tsa agent?

[@gamesmasher7120]

Tsa agent more like random *VIBE CHECK*

[@seamusvestachious8023]

Have you been in an airport before? Most TSA agents are actually lovely people.

[@hyperminty4771]

Sally: how do you get all this stuff for me? Jojo: S-Santa! Sally: it's November. Jojo: 👁👄👁

[@lob_lobster]

It’s bovermber and I’m a year late

[@skye3583]

Jojo: is there anything on that computer your hiding Me: THE VSCO STICKER UHM

[@kealanmccrarren8161]

And I oop

[@everardosanchez487]

Jojo: "I know what's on ur search history" Me:"thank god I use incognito"

[@pentagonyx]

he knows your INCOGNITO HISTORY.

[@poopenfarten7194]

@@pentagonyx oh god no

[@ChesnokOrNot]

@@pentagonyx Hol' up

[@sourfruit683]

Jojo: I know what's on your Google Chrome history Me: how did you- i-i can explain-! Jojo: illegal websites? Also me: oh. U-um so you don't mean the gummy bear song in 15 different languages? Phew

[@petscraftsandwonderfulthin1279]

How were you planning to explain that?

[@unknownuser-dd1en]

:0

[@mirzamuazz4164]

JoJo: *starts to think that I'm very suspicious* Also JoJo: *intensely molesting my bag and starts to use my Shrek costume for Halloween next year*

[@gamesmasher7120]

Me: carries in bag JoJo: I'm afraid its time for your *V I B E C H E C K*

[@half_off_4438]

As a TSA worker this is actually hilarious

[@toothlessthenightfury2088]

I'm assuming this video is highly accurate and that this is exactly what happens

[@blutundehre1826]

could u also touch me down for 20 minutes ? ... ahh nevermind you're a girl

[@ch03nek18]

Nobody: Absolutly nobody: JoJo: says he is going to investigate me Also JoJo 5 seconds later: starts dancing

[@greenday224]

Lol

[@emerycorner]

*starts speaking into bowtie walkietalkie* "He's found the gummy bears, boys. Abort abort."

[@gamerkidz3654]

I feel like this gets a lot less attention than it should it’s also the first good comment I’ve seen 😂

[@ajp3168]

4:06 me remembering I had just cleared up the history so jojo can’t bust me.

[@clarksters88]

This is the most accurate ASMR job you’ve done. Good job!

[@ilovemonkeys765]

Idea: Asmr Worst Reviewed Dentist 👇Pls like so he can see

[@syllissanchez7927]

9 mins and you already have 6 likes 👍

[@thepineappleman7229]

gibi already did it

[@claymore7315]

But gibi already did it...

[@VarsityAthlete04]

Gibi

[@entity42]

No

[@thelazymation4096]

Jojo: name every element in periodic table in order Me: starts singing the countries of the world

[@goldeagle1319]

Literally no one: TSA Agent: Gimme your lunch money

[@camper4891]

Day I’ve kind of been lacking of asking Jojo for a Jone’s BBQ and foot massage roleplay

[@cekay6008]

we need this

[@poggy2904]

@@PieroOtiniano will you please shut up? your entire channel is either spanish or complete earrape

[@jamie9051]

Piero Tallito X shut your willy hole

[@cyanoticspore676]

@@jamie9051 kinda hard when you don't have one

[@josuke3698]

Yes please! I've actually got the Jones BBQ and foot massage video in my likes playlists XD

[@SUP3RN0VAYT]

I love how everything safe is sus but a freaking knife is fine

[@tiaanvanrhyn6974]

Jojo:Yes hello Debra Me:When is she retiring? Jojo: NEVER!!!!

[@isabelbb6018]

1:12 me when the chef says we are going in the back and need gloves for cooking.

[@bf6171]

Jojo: I’ll use it for next Halloween Covid:are you sure about that

[@mrbigblox6646]

“I did not mean to touch you there- please Don’t tell them” Me: no wonder he keeps getting fired 😆

[@downbadformilfs]

Video idea: Worst reviewed Uber driver

[@annabeyer7637]

up

[@Sergei.Mp3]

Ranger True Music get out of my car now!

[@downbadformilfs]

Sergei Glinka *bump* oh crap I think that was a child....it’s ok

[@Sergei.Mp3]

Ranger True Music running over a child 5 star Uber driver

[@spaghettiman421]

Um I’ve never been to oovoo java

[@loganp400]

You should do more of these! I love this series

[@blutundehre1826]

samee

[@zanzibar4211]

“Ok and can you recite the Australian nation anthem, right now?” Me: Traveling in a fried-out Kombi On a hippie trail, head full of zombie I met a strange lady, she made me nervous She took me in and gave me breakfast And she said...

[@DamienAcross]

DO YOU COME FROM A LAND DOWN UNDER

[@innocentdog7933]

Ngl that is a really good song

[@jakepaul2011]

JoJo: What’s your name? Me: Justin Zov... JoJo: **Types entire paragraph** Me: *VISUAL CONFUSION*

[@xaten1923]

It's "visible confusion"

[@ΈφηΝικοπούλου]

Ethan Campbell it might've been autocorrect

[@simpityy]

No, your name is Jake Paul smh my head

[@sense_of_humor613]

@@simpityy smh my head lol out loud

[@kurovargie3878]

@@ΈφηΝικοπούλου είσαι από την Ελλάδα;

[@razortheprotogen8470]

The improvement of 3 years is amazing!

[@joshuagraham5750]

I guess you could say these were “Jojo’s bizarre jobs” Edit: you deserved this

[@calebbennett9788]

Autism Cat did you really like your own comment to get it started?

[@olipopmeme]

Good joke

[@Doinken]

Paragon Who wouldn’t?

[@greenday224]

The exit is this way - - - - >

[@whyareureadingthis4015]

69 likes

[@Fshdgsgahdh]

So this how TSA agents act like at YOLO airlines.

[@Necrodude]

Braxton the GOAT American Airlines*

[@really.obvious.commenter4343]

SkullFolk wooosh

[@really.obvious.commenter4343]

Ethan Nimmer the joke when’s over that guys head

[@SethGamer-qu1zy]

r/woosh

[@really.obvious.commenter4343]

Alexander B pretty sure you didn’t read the name

[@YCountdownY]

That face when he pulled out the knife made me feel like I had actually got caught doing something illegal.

[@mrfish1612]

Fun fact you actually aren’t allowed to take blueberries bast Australian tsa

[@collateral4101]

Lelo Panda why not?

[@mrfish1612]

YeetSkeet because most of that food/pests that are on food aren’t native to Australia and could damage the ecosystem that’s why beef and other natural products also aren’t allowed through tsa

[@darion1728]

@@collateral4101 did you not watch that simpsons episode when bart brought a frog to Australia

[@sharzehbaqar3837]

Darion W. Beats that was a good episode

[@NotoriousFoxxx]

Or oreos

[@Isaac_1703]

"Whats your date of birth... your w key isnt working" Me: w-why does he need the w key for my date of birth

[@player_exenotfound]

Webruary, the hidden month.

[@efdaisumc4708]

@@player_exenotfound WUT no. that's not a real month stupid it's Wanuary

[@efdaisumc4708]

@@alexanderb5376 I mean whatever you say bro but I didn't steal the joke

[@BlasterzHD]

Alexander B why the fuck do you care about that

[@jamisonmoore9490]

U late as hell to comment whole time

[@The_real_fish_i_swear]

I laughed when jojo looked devastated when he saw the knife then he just said "oh well this is fine" and basically said " yeah we actually accept stabbing, shooting, smoking and slashing people is fine"

[@tbvids4658]

jojo: "you are using this to smuggle gummy bears across the border" me: how'd he find out

[@joaotoe2833]

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ He let me keep my knife -satisfied customer

[@rafaelparrac7063]

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ He let me keep my knife, my clothes and my life -ultra satisfied customer

[@lilwarman9619]

@@rafaelparrac7063 he let me keep my knife, wife and life -sad customer i want a divorce

[@craigkandell4504]

I also am satisfied I got to keep my phone and my money Also I got to keep my 9mm

[@commonknowlage3355]

⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ “5 stars. I liked every part, also getting touched part.” - Guy likes being touched.

[@jordenstrother2227]

Oh ssssssaaaaaaaaaammmmmmeeee

[@sunny..alessandra5870]

wow

[@veronikasimon7696]

He didn’t assume our gender so he’s clearly a man of quality

[@jademoon8747]

Why did u just assume JoJo’s gender

[@Vas___44]

*confused stonks*

[@robvgv7027]

He is an organism of quality

[@cfitz062]

Yeet

[@Elxterr]

Jojo, the tsa agent looking through some stuff Also Jojo **finds Debra in a suitcase** Debra: *ABORT THE MISSION*

[@Cry1ng_N1ghtm4res]

My dog staring at me as I much on Halloween candy at 1 in the morning while listening to ASMR

[@jex9953]

New game. Take a shot everytime he says "we have reason to believe"

[@mr.oopsiedoopsie]

sexyfuckingkenny ! X.X