Adam rants about coffee and coffee related problems in our society.
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@quonsetthehutt31058 жыл бұрын
Grounds, for Divorce
@1983Jacko12 жыл бұрын
Yesterday at work we got served the hazelnut tasting cofee instead of our usual plain coffee. Let's just say my day was crap after that. I had to go out and get some real stuff.
@minkey200712 жыл бұрын
"FUCK YOU HAVE A SNAPPLE" is the best crescendo of a rant ever
@octopus5911 жыл бұрын
I can only assume that people who drink decaf do it for the laxative properties. There is no other possible reason.
@1983Jacko12 жыл бұрын
I was once buying coffee for my co-worker, I asked him what he likes in it. He said tell them to put 5 creams and 5 sugars, in a medium sized coffee, which is like a small american cup. I was so embarrassed when I ordered it. But can you even imagine how that crap tastesÉ
@TopJoo710 жыл бұрын
Decaf coffee..seriously why even bother lol.
@mocus110 жыл бұрын
What's the point of it?
@GX2Photography12 жыл бұрын
This sums up my feelings about coffee perfectly! LOVE THIS!
@humanbraininrobotbod11 жыл бұрын
I can't tolerate caffeine any more (it's a medical thing), but I've been drinking coffee every morning for the last 40 years. I can't break the habit, so I drink decaf. However, no flavored coffee crap!
@mocus112 жыл бұрын
Milk is too thin, cream is better, but the French Vanilla is way too sweet as he said. The powdered creamer is for the birds.
@agreen182 Жыл бұрын
This was the absolute pinnacle era of his show
@FogHorn19118 жыл бұрын
The bell means they are playing a game called, "what can't Adam Complain about" People give topics and Adam must go on a rant about that topic.
@YoungNino20178 жыл бұрын
reminds me of the first and last time I (accidentally) bought chicory coffee
@1983Jacko12 жыл бұрын
I care about the ratio. I don't want to have to have the decaf in the morning because the ratio is messed up. Yea, I've had decaf late at night, but you don't want it when you wake up.
@bayushizero12 жыл бұрын
I can't drink coffee black. Has to be blond and sweet, or no go. Though I once had a roommate who used to make a packet of cocoa with coffee instead of water or milk. Was great stuff.
@JMB12912 жыл бұрын
The best part is where he basically says that you should drink coffee because you like the taste of coffee, and if you don't then don't drink it. I don't understand these people who put a 1/2 tsp of instant coffee into a 20 oz glass of hot water and then stir in 4 tsp of sugar. Those people consider regular strength coffee to be "strong" and they are fucking annoying.
@justintrovrt4948 жыл бұрын
Carolla is my favorite new diva.
@gneissblues296110 жыл бұрын
brilliant!
@JQAsCrustyNightSock8 жыл бұрын
If this guy was in as President we could finally get some shit done.
@wcoleman9912 жыл бұрын
i remember being at a high school football game with my dad we went to get something to drink at halftime and he told them he wanted a coffee. i'll never forget the look on his face as he replied how bout black when they asked him if he wanted hazelnut or french vanilla for his coffee. then he laughed when he saw the look on my face when the lady went oh the poor man's coffee that'll be 75 cents
@casualobserver23803 жыл бұрын
I'm with Adam... Powdered creamer is horrible.
@dark29712 жыл бұрын
I think the Holst music in the background is a nice touch.
@zakur0hako4 жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz would sound tremendous reading this rant
@SkullakaAce12 жыл бұрын
Interesting. I have come to a disagreement with Adam for once. I drink decaf because I love coffee so much that I got to drink it after a 10 hour shift. And I do love caffeine because I drink about 2-3 full size pots of coffee a day. So am I an asswipe. Who cares about the ratio? Why not have both.
@1983Jacko12 жыл бұрын
Hahah true. However I do know a guy whose liver is gone, so he can't drink any more alcohol, so now he resorted to non-alcoholic beer. He loves the taste of beer.
@mocus112 жыл бұрын
"That little gauzy thing" is known as "a coffee filter bag". Please make a note of it.
@captainphoenix12 жыл бұрын
That's why I drink Redbull; it tastes just as shitty no matter where I get it.
@JMB12912 жыл бұрын
Wow that was some pretty impressive deductive reasoning there. I think he's just talking about people who tottally water down their coffee right off the bat, then add enough milk and sugar to turn it into a damn coffee flavored milkshake. That's what I got from it, but I guess if I was to sit there and pick apart every single word then yeah, you're right.
@georgeschlaline60572 жыл бұрын
Adam Corolla for President
@unclepic112 жыл бұрын
drink black for one week like i did. You will never turn back and never get a calorie out of it :)
@bayushizero12 жыл бұрын
I don't drink coffee at all, now. It's bad for you if you have hypertension.
@wgsuperstar77304 жыл бұрын
Adam, where do you get your ideas from?
@1983Jacko12 жыл бұрын
That's not the point, the ratio is way off.
@22640cal12 жыл бұрын
Just drink black and dont add all that BS in it
@mocus112 жыл бұрын
Adam, the Hazelnut is good, but the Chocolate Raspberry is horrible
@JMB12912 жыл бұрын
I'm not sure what your point was. If he doesn't like the taste of FAKE milk then he shouldn't be complaining about people who don't like the taste of real (not fake) coffee?
@lgeubs10 жыл бұрын
Adam: "Who decided regular coffee vs decaf was a 50-50 relationship?" Right -- it's like elephant & rabbit stew (with one of each). That's an improper proportion.
@HermanIngram2 жыл бұрын
Mars: Bringer of War. Gustav Holst
@keeganshigh10 жыл бұрын
I just drink water and once in a while whisky
@gregorys607410 жыл бұрын
Some people should just drink hot chocolate.
@feerstyy5 жыл бұрын
It does have caffeine so that works...
@mocus110 жыл бұрын
If they can't provide you with how you take it, they should say, "I hope you like it black".
@mocus112 жыл бұрын
Don't ya hate when the regular is empty and the decaf is full? Fuck sake's man that sucks.
@JMB12912 жыл бұрын
I'm sick of adults who eat and drink as if they were 5 years old. These are the same bland, boring people who listen to crappy computerized music all night at a club then drink either a fruityass Monster beverage or a cup of light brown shaded sugar water. They might as well just keep breast feeding.
@MS-jk6gj5 жыл бұрын
Absolute legend
@BenCulture8 жыл бұрын
Adam is all about presenting First-World Problems as meoldramatic tragedies. The poor lad just can't find the quality of coffee he buys for his home.
@WarbirdPhoenix12 жыл бұрын
I prefer my coffee(whispers)white. Most prefer their coffee(whispers)black. Just don't drink that racist coffee. But who cares about your whereabouts,east or west or north or south. Just shut your mouth now open it,you'll enjoy both we're hoping at least...
@mocus112 жыл бұрын
Decafe's sorta like alcohol free beer, right Adam? I mean, WTF's the point?
@LuthorBratt12 жыл бұрын
I don't drink coffee, so Jimmy crack corn....
@1983Jacko12 жыл бұрын
You just offended a cup of coffee sitting next to me.
@3noom11 жыл бұрын
I could see your profile picture saying that and I LOL'd
@InlandGreen12 жыл бұрын
i love hazelnut creamer #1
@mocus112 жыл бұрын
It's called a "coffee filter" Adam, not "a little gauzy thing"
@tonymaradetto937710 жыл бұрын
He's just whining like a child over a beverage.
@phukit54565 жыл бұрын
Sometimes he just says stupid shit to be funny.He can't be serious about this rant.
@peartfaldo10 жыл бұрын
decaf coffee====Odouls
@Polack_202310 жыл бұрын
Ovens in Poland? What is this guy talking about? Some American version of history?
@awesomeautistartist86289 жыл бұрын
Treblinka. No, he didn't mean the Poles were responsible.
@auntyuber51275 жыл бұрын
You are not Starbucks material
@fearindrive8 жыл бұрын
didnt really need the backing music but thanks for ruining this
@dark29712 жыл бұрын
I think the Holst music in the background is a nice touch.