Adam Ray on Kentucky Derby & Happy Hour + Katie Cazorla on The Kookaburra Lounge

Adam Ray begins the show discussing which of the Kentucky Derby race horses would be the best euphemism for a penis. Next, the guys chat about happy hours and deduce if Carolla was tricked by a bartender at a Nashville bar. The guys also discuss a 60-year-old woman winning a Miss Universe contest and DJ Khaled’s $8m shoe collection. The guys also hear about a class-action lawsuit against Grindr.
Comedian Katie Cazorla joins next and talks about her new comedy venue in LA, The Kookaburra Lounge. She discusses what it's like to open a venue in Hollywood and she and Carolla recall a couple of audience members they performed for in Reno. Lastly, Katie talks about going to Barbra Streisand’s secret underground mall.
For more with Adam Ray:
LIVE STREAM: Dr Phil Live on May 6
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CROWD WORK SPECIAL: Bigfoot & Cigarettes
Available on KZbin
LIVE DATES:
Los Angeles, CA - THE HOTEL CAFE (Netflix Is a Joke Festival) - May 7
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PODCAST: About Last Night
TWITTER & INSTAGRAM: @AdamRayComedy
For more with Katie Cazorla:
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May 8 at 8pm at The Kookaburra Lounge
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[@jackb4344]

Larry King interviewed a woman who got attacked while walking in her house with a bag of groceries, that spilled all over the floor. He asked her “what kind of groceries “ CNN changed for the worst when they let him go.

[@davidperez5089]

I remember that!... Seinfeld scoffing at him; his tired old suspenders, etc.

[@absolutelydisgusted3319]

🤣🤣dying. Lol.

[@TheBlocklandPlayer]

"I'll Let You Beat This Out Over The Break." 😂

[@adriennem3168]

The only guest who can keep up with Adam! ❤

[@ZeroESG.goopootoob]

Hah? You're kidding, right? Good one.

[@BC_VORTEX_CHANNEL]

Does Katie Cazorla look like Drew Barrymore will look in about two weeks?

[@Bawk85]

I'm gonna need to get myself a bottle of that unicorn queef cologne....

[@radrcer]

How is Adam Ray blowing up everywhere?

[@ZeroESG.goopootoob]

Yeah, he's not so great as a podcaster or guest. Pretty dumb; maybe drugs. Vanilla guest.

[@lancairw867]

HAPPY HOUR 😂…I’m from Tennessee and happy hour is always something like a certain beer is 2 for 1, always cheap well liquor 🥃 drinks as well. Maybe a house margarita 2/1. But yea never top shelf and yea the bar tender should had told them what the specials were BUT Adam and Mike didn’t ask 😂 ….

[@adamantiumbomb]

André the Giant once dropped a 16 second fart on the set of 'The Princess Bride' (1987, Film) and brought the entire production to a standstill...Rob Reiner had to ask him if he was alright 😯

[@crochunter35]

True story?

[@adamantiumbomb]

@@crochunter35 This story has been corroborate by his co-Star Cary Elwes who wrote about it in his 2014 book "As You Wish" according to Snopes

[@pennywiseflyz9130]

She drank a gravel smoothie.

[@debbieskrletts725]

Adam Ray! Great together

[@ZeroESG.goopootoob]

He misses too many marks, but he's fine in a vanilla sorta way. Very dumb.

[@fReShLyBakEN]

Get it onnn 🇺🇸

[@brek5]

I'm wondering if I'm alone on this. Back in the Leno/Letterman days, I used to watch the monologue if I was up, and unless it was some epic guest (which for me, almost never), I'd flip it off after the monologue. My brother (back in the day) was like, "Most people are the opposite. They go grab a snack during the monologue and come back to watch the interviews." I don't know if that was just him, but I just only watched the monologues to see if they had any good jokes.

[@jeffhall3242]

I always did the same thing. That's funny

[@blakeabernathy4051]

I’d watch Dave until the the top 10 at least. Leno just the mono. The only guy who was worth watching the interviews for was Craig Furgeson. He was the GOAT of talk show interviews.

[@ConnahJay]

Always, I liked the monologue too. Unless is was someone cool, usually wasn't... I moved on.

[@LN-Lifer]

I was always there for the monologue and ditched unless the guest was great Leno's monologue Leno's headlines Dave's top 10

[@LN-Lifer]

​@@blakeabernathy4051 He was my fave Great through the entire show I was however quite disappointed with his comedy special. He did after leaving the show

[@iancamarillo]

One of the funniest episodes

[@mistermusturd6402]

38:58 Homeboy doing Gregg Giraldos bit. Classy.

[@Jch833]

Fellas, you forgot about the Negroni.

[@billsmith1846]

Is the App ever going to be updated?

[@Dfturcott]

Jay saw the dots

[@ricklannis6244]

Get Adam Ray and Kyle Dunnigan on the show together!

[@philliphayden2727]

We used to encourage our math teacher to tell us boring fishing stories.

[@Beunibster]

Get it on in the morning now

[@bobme2787]

San Fran Nan is very poetic with using the term ain't

[@coastuncle1965]

Magic and kids at your comedy club? Maybe it will work in downtown Hollywood.

[@Dfturcott]

And champagne supernova sounds like something r Kelly would be into

[@Mr.E1329]

I'll be on the lookout for the McRay after that one. Hey, can't knock em all out of the park. 👍😁👍

[@osmbsmy.706]

I like the "I'd buy McDonald's for 900 million" It's worth like 200 billion. You'd have to win every Powerball that's ever been done and that's probably not even enough. You could buy all of the airlines companies, all of the taxi companies, and Uber for cheaper than McDonalds.

[@jeremyrogers3600]

Just FYI....I broke my neck in 2007 and have lots of neck issues. The only way for me to sit in a chair for extended period is arms crossed. Keeps weight off neck muscles.

[@crochunter35]

Thanks for sharing.

[@cclawncare1]

As always, great show! Liking the hat too Adam

[@crochunter35]

RFK, Jr.....total nut job.

[@TrackMoxx]

Can Adam get Gavin Mcinnes on the show already? He's one of the most interesting people alive, funny as hell, and I have a feeling Adam would love him, plus love him or hate him (probably for completely misunderstood reasons fed from establishment media lies), he's done and created more than 30 comedians put together. Adam Ray is hilatious though, much love, big kisses.

[@krazykkarl]

For a zoom? Gavin's in NYC

[@pennywiseflyz9130]

2:06:32 Adam Ray, you got caught in a lie haha. He’s great though

[@bradleybrietzke5944]

I am a funeral director and how spice will be in my head the rest of my life.

[@Sigmund1924]

Serious question. Is there a way to get nice coffins at a cheap price for my front yard haunt? For instance, do you ever get defective coffins that have to be discarded or maybe a body was placed in one before the relative decided to have them cremated and now the coffin can’t be reused. I’ve never seen a haunter use real coffins. Maybe I’ll find someone with a drug addiction who works there and will sell me a few for a hundred bucks.

[@shredward666]

Love me some Dr. Phil

[@edgcrushr]

Is there any chance Ace understood what Adam Ray meant by "recover Wolverine style"?

[@lukeblanch3672]

No choice but to get it on

[@betterthanumjf]

Dick the bruiser might be the best wrestling name ever

[@crochunter35]

Haystack Calhoun has to be the OG of wrestling names.

[@fenner1122]

We’ll be right back

[@Murphy007]

I think Jay Leno is a great guy.

[@TheBlocklandPlayer]

"I Think You Made Up A New Slur"

[@TheBlocklandPlayer]

"You can't just blame it on the cars anymore because there's Ubers and the cars work."

[@adriennem3168]

Mr million dollar cars says.

[@SlayAtHomeDad311]

Judge Ito also collected frog memorabilia

[@bpoindexter7404]

Edo

[@Jeffb689]

That last episode of Dr. Phil Live with Jelly Roll was the best yet. I can't wait to see what Adam comes up with on the 6th!

[@bradleybrietzke5944]

You might be able to call funeral homes and see if one is damaged or just not used. But cheap is hard to nail down.

[@conneryshand.]

1:35:36 is the end of the podcast. If you like gravel shoved through your ears. Keep listening.

[@krazykkarl]

The heiress Adam Ray is talking about is Paige Laurie who later got kicked out for cheating. The new basketball arena in town was named after her but then they had to change it.

[@lumpydavidg2201]

Katie reminds me of Drew Barrymore after a pack of Camels. 💜

[@JakeRoselli]

The 90s called. they want their sport jacket with rolled up sleeves back.

[@zar187]

It’s abercrombie 😅

[@krazykkarl]

That's a button up

[@prooveditt4839]

90's calls alot lately reminding of the good times that were had. Poor kids these days don't seem to know what fun is anymore

[@HWG-wm8ld]

That was the 80s, Miami Vice days

[@mitchellhedden1978]

Once delivered a package to a guy named Barry Poel.

[@DesignRhythm]

A Ray is always a great guest.

[@plusebo]

i looked up "DJ Khaled why so fat" on youtube and it was the first clip!!! Carolla i will gladly come work for you but it will cost at least $105k a year for me to leave my job

[@Youareme42o]

Gotta

[@sportsmediaamerica]

According to the Tex Watson Wikipedia, "visits for life prisoners were banned in October 1996." Tex's wife divorced him in 2003, after the birth of their three sons and a daughter.

[@mbp7060]

I'm not on board with the Bloody Mary either.

[@brek5]

Well, I think they're an acquired taste. I don't remember being a fan until I went to this place in Paris where they only do bloody Marys, and it's been around since the 1850s or something, so they're friggin pros. Then, a close friend of mine made some after his wedding reception night (perfect for the hangover), but he jazzes it up with I can't remember what, and that was friggin awesome. But still laughing at the happy hour thing. The second Adam mentioned ordering a martini, I was like, "Bet that's not on the happy hour list."

[@HWG-wm8ld]

Try it with a beer, modelo

[@mbp7060]

@@HWG-wm8ld Are you promising I won't visualize a woman n her period?

[@mbp7060]

@@brek5 Oh yeah, Adam is literally a genius at making people laugh. That happy hour thing cracked me up too.

[@brek5]

@@mbp7060 Lol, it's thatt anticipatory disappointment, haha, like, "I bet the shit I want isn't on the happy hour," lol.

[@KQKQKQKQKQKQ]

Adam Ray flaps his yapper too much

[@davidperez5089]

I wonder how AC would do with Dr. Phil...

[@FreddyJong-co6cb]

Bonza living the dream😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@DavittFinol]

tipping shmipping

[@sarahk7696]

Why is Adams team so delayed with the Google searches?! 🙄

[@HWG-wm8ld]

Try to find somewhat competent employees these days.

[@kevinlester4391]

I can only assume they have some sort of mental retardation. I literally found it before he finished the next sentence after asking about it. It took about 3 seconds.

[@token_robot3030]

ray should play carolla in the bio pic.

[@ZeroESG.goopootoob]

Ugh.

[@user-bh5zg2bn9p]

I don't bet but in my local bar couple of years ago Kentucky derby put down 5 dollars forgat about it Went in couple of days won 850 Tipped the bartender basically spent it in the bar.Funny money.

[@jaymeswheeler]

I love that premise; 1:24:35 Just try, and think of something insain or crazy that could never happen today in society, to a culture, in America And not now now it's totally plausible

[@nathanminto4235]

I didn’t know who Adam Ray was this morning, now I know he’s hilarious 😂

[@sportsmediaamerica]

Another one of Adam's guests no one ever heard of.

[@ryanwallace9723]

Check out his dr phil impression

[@nathanminto4235]

@@ryanwallace9723 time?

[@nathanminto4235]

I’m laughing at his mental breakdown magician. Oh that is your card, well FUCK YOU

[@kenh.5903]

How do you define hilarious?

[@Tubester9]

There’s a surfer at Zuma Beach that reverse cowboys dolphin blowholes

[@blueladyb1097]

Holy FUCK 13:34 really used the truth, getting drunk ON THE JOB too, I got fired once as a banquet server for emptying a bottle of almost empty bottle of champagne PLUS the event was over yet I was fired

[@corruptduboiscountyindiana5058]

horse names-- no quarter given pen of cillin scoop shovel not included destabilized runs when beaten sea bisquik

[@miloseveggies8064]

45:10 That Pelosi clip is bonkers. Rather than solve problems, these windbags simply want to throw tantrums and be correct. It's how an 8-year-old reasons.

[@augggie]

McDonalds property portfolio is worth more than the Chain, they own the most valuable street corners/property’s in the world

[@kas9904]

How does this guy not know about conjugal visitation?

[@CoelhoSports]

If you want to make it illegal, don't call it a blow hole. What did you expect to happen?

[@lumpydavidg2201]

Kill Tony great Adam Ray! Great get Ace

[@jasonoconner7863]

But what's weird is that ...Adam's being doing this show for Eons.

[@HWG-wm8ld]

It’s not the aids commercial that is only using black actors, it’s all advertising in general. Joe has made speeches on this. DEI

[@Sigmund1924]

Yep. Ever since the Floyd lootings, advertisers went 90 percent Black in every commercial. I keep thinking , “Well, this can’t keep going on forever.” But here we are in 2024. It’s not just Whites that have been banned from acting in commercials. It’s every other race.😳

[@sportsmediaamerica]

Word History and Origins Origin of julep1 1350-1400; Middle English < Middle French < Arabic julāb < Persian gulāb, equivalent to gul rose + āb water

[@kenh.5903]

Your Google search skills are phenomenal.

[@A-Cat-in-Dogtown]

Wham-O.

[@LN-Lifer]

This dude. Looks like Adam's sophisticated brother or maybe his gay brother? I don't know. They sure look alike

[@fhowland]

Adam really got a lot of mileage out of that soundly unfunny julep “joke”

[@s4medlyn]

STOP eating Milk

[@morrisyork6133]

Kennedy24 will but lower the score and retain the man of yore.

[@kenh.5903]

Are you trying to be funny with the horse names or did you just give up before you even started?

[@adriennem3168]

I fast forwarded that.

[@jonathanblanchard6480]

Attention to detail... failure to communicate.

[@MMAallday-]

That happy hour story was a drive by jew lipping!

[@sportsmediaamerica]

Sounds like a fascist bouncer policy at Kookaburra. Very woke.

[@pennywiseflyz9130]

Wow, am I the only one who gets annoyed as hell when people are balls deep in their phone? At 38 I can’t stand how someone can’t have the discipline to put the damn screen down and focus.

[@Sigmund1924]

My wife and I always crack up when we see young people on a date at a restaurant and they’re both spending half the time on their phones instead of talking to each other.

[@jimcraig8566]

What’s with her face?

[@beckiwithaneye]

Duped and Played? Adam do you realize you are a bit famous? You have a place in Malibu and a nice car collection- which you EARN ED, but you were targeted for being successful. Just like at the airport when that B made you check your bag Adam can afford it Adam can afford top shelf Blah Blah Blah Sorry, it’s true

[@ZeroESG.goopootoob]

This guest didn't know who Patty Hearst, or even a slight awareness of the Hearst empire, et al., or what a conjugal visit was, etc. Lay off the pot.

[@thetroothhurtz]

Adam Ray might be the most boring comedian in the history of the universe

[@TechHouse949]

It's a slippery god damn slopeeeee

[@bluebirdski]

Kind of strange. I used to think Jewish jokes were fair game. With recent events I find them a bit cringe.

[@HWG-wm8ld]

Take another selfie simp

[@culinarywonk9931]

Jeez, I have no idea who this woman is but the lips, why? why? I cannot "hear or listen" to you, I am distracted

[@twerkysandwich64]

My 4th grade class had us watch the OJ trial also. I remember my liberal 4th grade teacher saying "I knew he didnt do it!". Looking back at it, i realize how crazy that reaction was lol.

[@althea7210]

Why would these spoiled brats do any different, they suffer ZERO REPURCUSSIONS! Even Adam said his daughter sold him a $100 Amazon gift card he gave as a gift & IT WAS USED, EVERY PENNY & Adam was like 'oh well, shes clever'.... CLEVER?? For all he rants, that I agree with, when it comes to the kids they will stick up for how just insanely spoiled theyve gotten (& Im being kind, a lot are way way worse than spoiled).

[@Sigmund1924]

It blows my mind when he goes on a rant about raising your own kids but constantly talks about his nanny that spends as much time or more than he and his wife did with the kids.

[@antlerking69]

Sad a dude can't go an hour without f'n with his phone...

[@adamraycomedy]

I know right? The biz has taken over. Also, my wife was super sick so was checking to see if she'd hit me up cause I told her to if she needed anything. Thanks for watching dude!