Aries Spears on Restaurant Grades & Three-Card Monte + Pat Boone on The Golden Rule

Aries Spears returns and chats about a common stereotype relating to genitalia amongst black men. The guys compare different versions of TV families before debating if comedians should vary their material. The guys also chat about the restaurant grading system and Adam presents a hypothetical regarding human behavior.
Chris reports the news on Biden signing a potential TikTok ban. Aries also discusses being banned on Twitter and his previous newsworthy comments about Lizzo. The guys also discuss a viral video of a woman with face tattoos being upset for not being hired at a TJ Maxx.
Lastly, legendary entertainer Pat Boone joins the show and talks about some of his past work and being the most recorded artist of all time. Pat recalls how he has seen the country change over the last 90 years, most recently within his alma mater, Columbia University. The gang also listens to his newest single.
For more with Aries Spears:
LIVE DATES:
Green Bay, WI - Meyer Theatre - May 9
Boston, MA - Wilbur Theatre - May 11
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For more with Pat Boone:
LIVE DATE:
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Biden Signs Potential TikTok Ban + Face-Tattooed Girl Not Hired
NEWS SUMMARY:
Aries Spears, Adam Carolla, and Chris Laxamana talk about Biden signing a potential TikTok ban. Aries also discusses being banned on Twitter and his previous newsworthy comments about Lizzo. The guys also discuss a viral video of a woman with face tattoos being upset for not being hired at a TJ Maxx.

[@zraker7]

Aries,s Tony Soprano impression is one of the best I've ever heard.

[@seanmichael7714]

Oh yeah i loved it! lol that's the first time I heard him do it and I was like wow😂

[@79SteelyMatt]

ACE rules plain and simple Most consistent funny guy he is easily an addition to laughing soo many times

[@kdevinturner8778]

Mr. Pat Boone has become the cool dad. He has seen much in his life within the entertainment industry and people should listen and learn from him. Thanks for bringing him on Adam.

[@yogoombah2356]

God Bless Mr.Boone ✝

[@Youareme42o]

He sure is brainwashed thinking Einstein, Hawkings and Darwin are worth any respect lol those secret clubs are not secret anymore lol

[@Malthus]

​@@Youareme42o I definitely wouldn't put Hawkings on the same level as Einstein or even Darwin...but what kind of scientific achievements/paradigm shifts have you contributed to the world to make us even consider your opinion on the matter? Imma guess nothing.

[@seanmichael7714]

​@@Malthuswell, one time I invented combining a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with a ham sandwich. It was delicious. SO THERE...🤓

[@k-1llmatic832]

Spittin fire

[@seanmichael7714]

@@k-1llmatic832 🤣🤣🤣

[@toddclark3356]

My Stupid Tattoo! The best subject matter for a song. Happy to say, I am ink free.

[@ronniedeciantis1978]

Pat knocked it out of the park God Bless

[@SparkyTuttle]

I was one who thought both Elvis and Pat Boone were squares. Now, watching the world burn, I miss those days. We had no clue what we were in for.

[@FSUBrando]

Pat Boone scared the shit out of me when he first spoke 😂

[@DaveChappell-vt3tm]

Another great show. Thanks Adam for speaking the truth.

[@daveestrada1997]

Pat Boone is a national treasure. As much as I love Elvis Presley Pat has outlived him by 46 years. Good living is the key to longevity. God offers life. A life without God is death. That is another option. Hope and pray that we individually and corporately (as a nation) choose life.

[@yvonnelas2969]

Other pop stars who have lasted - Paul Jones (Christian), Cliff Richard and Roger Daltrey - not sure about religion but stayed healthy.

[@jjlpinct]

As a plumber, I can tell you there's almost always something nasty in every restaurant kitchen

[@HWG-wm8ld]

That ain’t the only place

[@funcle_kevin]

I'll never unsmell the scent of a pizzeria's grease trap.

[@AH-yu2pi]

Watched 38 minutes but I can't take but so much Aries Spears.

[@TheTheae06]

“The Bs, areas have said” made me chuckle harder than it should’ve lol

[@20Schmidt]

Feel bad...literally wasn't sure that the great Pat Boone was still alive (just hadn't heard from him lately). That guy was one of the most popular singing artists when my parents were in high school lol...blows my mind. Enjoyed the interview with Mr Boone. A true American legend.

[@variablex864]

"Be yourself and you'll be cool like Satan." 😂😂😂

[@shredward666]

Prodigious Nutsack- thanks for the new band name Adam 🤘

[@briannichols4856]

Good to see Pat Boone

[@Stevesautopartsify]

Can you imagine a universe where Adam would ever wear his baseball cap 🧢with the label still on the bill, like his guest is??!!

[@leod4315]

Adam's cap promotes RFK jr. says a lot

[@Neznug]

I can’t believe he wears and RFK hat. He is promoting the very things he bitches about. And he is supporting Biden by proxy. I thought he was smarter and more nuanced than this. I was wrong.

[@HWG-wm8ld]

That’s a sign they are a douche

[@Brettthickhammer]

Cosby, The Juice, Specter Adam is going on the unhinged apologist rant this morning. Wow. Never thought I'd hear the day he gives Cosby a pass, wow.

[@augggie]

89 years old, Worth $60 million and still working 😮

[@davidcurry332]

Happy Thursday morning Adam ☕️☕️🤘🤘from spider 🕷️ Dave from Spokane

[@Darrell7777]

What Adam is talking about in the beginning that he got from Dr. Drew is called "Allen's Rule".

[@edwardvanfossen9833]

Me and my people used to say Deacon Jones looked like a burnt matchstick. lol.

[@davidfulkerson3555]

If pat Boone is 90 than Biden has to be 120

[@acertainshape]

At least he doesn't fall asleep at his own trial.

[@lucasgibbs4879]

He drinks dragons blood

[@jackb4344]

Adam has immense potential, he can fix the “unhoused” problem. Hope he does something with Kennedy. I’m not a gay man but he looks striking in blue shirt and hat.

[@aviation3530]

Keep on keepin on Mr Boone

[@kellytaylor6651]

Yes, David Johansen is Buster Poindexter.

[@thehessmoshow]

Boone sounds like Gary Busey. “Let’s talk about buttered sausage…”

[@DadRockProject]

Aries' Tony is crazy 😮

[@davedavid7061]

I went and looked up what he was talking about he and Haddish, YIKES

[@deborahchard9274]

Don't forget the "New York Dolls ", lead singer was Buster Poindexter!

[@johnw685]

Adam did the whaaat thing he practiced w Godfrey/in his katt W voice … lol 😂 whhaaat !

[@johnw685]

Then made a ballsack holdin motion during the Deacon Jones convo

[@jacobkubacki2719]

I died once, temporarily of a brain hemorrhage & saw beyond this realm. It’s nothing like any man made book says it is. So, we keep fighting over nothing. There is a God but God’s an energy. You can quote all the scientists you want but none of them been dead & been there. It was the most peaceful feeling I’ve ever felt.

[@Sigmund1924]

You were simply in a dream state because your brain was still functioning. Don’t read too much into it. It’s the body’s survival mode. It’s like when a person is freezing to death in the mountains and the search and rescue team finds the naked body in the snow. In your final moments your brain tricks you into believing you are very hot as a way of helping you cope.

[@robertwatsonsr.3744]

April love is Pat Boones best song.

[@indivisible885]

Regardless of race, I really like Aries and I hope this podcast doesn't change that.

[@TrezCFB]

Why say "regardless of race" that is a weird pretense

[@sgtcrtrdnl]

Leaving the spreader in the mayo is a violation...

[@Dirt-McGirt]

Love Aries and miss the good days of MadTV. His Shaq and the Super Lakers skits were hilarious!

[@davej9228]

I think Decon was ahead of his time being all inclusive

[@mrdavidpap]

I think he probably meant Charlie Parker, not Charley Pride

[@TrollHunterxXx]

In 50 years we’ll all be chicks … great listen on Spotify premium

[@davidperez5089]

Luckily I'll be a pile of ashes by then.

[@RILEYLEIFSON_UTAH]

​@@davidperez5089Does it not bother you that you're basically destroying every last shred of physical evidence, proving that you were here on earth? Meaning: In 5k or 5mil years from now...someone could find my bones and know that a 30-40 year old white male was They probably won't know it's actually ME... r😮🕓 (k.kkj*j&&&******j&;;;

[@heisenburg1144]

aries spears got some great impressions

[@HWG-wm8ld]

Jimmy is what Adam is talking about, he only has trump jokes.

[@bajaborracho9139]

Pepperoni and pineapple all day. You need to try it Ace!

[@Fit-s5j]

🤮

[@murtaugh1761]

When they start talking about the restaurant grades, just skip forward about 10 minutes to the news, you won’t miss anything

[@michael7v6]

The black guy doesn’t want to offend Mexicans.

[@Dfturcott]

Wow How buster poindexter was ever a thing is nothing short of shocking

[@GUITARTIME2024]

Embarrassment. Agreed.

[@sgtrod]

I must have like 90% Eskimo and didn’t know 🤷🏻

[@OnionFestival-si7tr]

The new Golden Rule is "He who has the Gold makes the rules" We're effed.

[@token_robot3030]

Aries and Godfrey need to have James Brown voice-off.

[@henlohenlo689]

aries should try out stand up comedy. would be nostaligic

[@JWsGarage]

I’m covered in ink, 25 years of working in a professional career no one ever knew it until a company picnic, by then my career was already set in stone.

[@GUITARTIME2024]

Dumb move

[@JWsGarage]

@@GUITARTIME2024 really? I retired at age 50 seemed to work out just fine by my account.

[@GUITARTIME2024]

@JWsGarage great. Now you gotta spend a chunk removing those tattoos.

[@pennywiseflyz9130]

That Deacon Jones clip😅😅😅😅

[@gregodonnell8469]

How did Aries not know R. Kelly was still was in jail? Lol, especially when he was “his” example.

[@michaelhuyge9881]

1:06:33 He absolutely missed the Thin Lizzy reference 😆

[@steves1588]

The guy that sells tamales out the back of his trunk walks the halls of Gov buildings in SLO county and has more orders than he can fill. These folks in these halls stop more folks from working than you can even imagine.

[@BurtChristopherson-id5nw]

when the world starts ending, we should let the menendez brothers out just to see if they can colaborate to stop nuclear war

[@garymartinez1460]

I remember getting approached Bo those guys in the van in the 90’s🚐. Wanna buy some speakers for a couple of hundred they’re worth 5k. How about no. Who can relate?🤣 🔊

[@HWG-wm8ld]

I remember that

[@johnbookout3535]

Yep!

[@BurtChristopherson-id5nw]

mad tv permiated on my soul

[@AndrewsOpinion15]

aries spears so awesome on adam carolla show !!!!

[@holderoftheshares1257]

How much did they pay you to wear the Kennedy hat?

[@michael7v6]

Right. Come on Adam. Kennedy really?

[@ichironca]

Just unsub’d. Bye Adam

[@falconeddie1393]

Like Rush I will choose free will

[@jessianddaddytime4349]

Kennedy? Cmon Adam 😅

[@usernameisusername]

I like this guest

[@SomethingFunny454]

Read what he's accused of.....

[@lucasgibbs4879]

Sounded like a bit of didgeridoo during Deacon smiths speech

[@1983jcheat]

Hawaiian pizza? I agree with Aries. This Atlantic City guy says Hawaiian pizza is sin. 😂

[@kellykonoske91]

Are you kidding me with that Kennedy hat?

[@waynedean8]

And I thought I was the only person that used the term pussification. I knew I liked Aries.😅😅😅

[@denniswolff1408]

Comedians need to say 'no wokes allowed' on the ticket!!!

[@jimcraig8566]

Wearing your ballcap tilted to the side…is that still a thing?

[@HWG-wm8ld]

What is worse is the sticker. Both scream insecurity and definitely a follower.

[@sanbornb]

Aries is what would happen if Patrice sold out, failed, focused on white/black, and was, generally, unfunny. Nevermind....he's nothing like Patrice.

[@blulagoo]

Aries kicks ass great guest

[@johnpendarvis7885]

Charlie Parker is as far away from Charlie Pride as it gets musically.

[@charlockprime]

Aries is upset about a restaurant with a B rating, but he's out there eating Snickers bars loaded with cockroach eggs.

[@carsondenny1986]

Aries is that dual threat of neither funny nor likable.

[@Youareme42o]

Agree I don't like that dude at all

[@johnpendarvis7885]

​@@Youareme42o Both of you lack insight. Are you teenage soy boys, or just aspiring to be?

[@20Schmidt]

Deacon Jones says that today...automatic NFL suspension (probably a lengthy one)

[@Sharkwmu]

Crack squad running the website… who is Pat Boonie? Did he design that cool ARMY hat? Also, Chris' mic can stay off.

[@Justin-e6p]

Aires rules ass

[@GreyPower83]

Do any of the guests understand that bizarre confusing birthday cocktail party "bit" if you can call it that? I feel like everyone just smiles confused

[@Sigmund1924]

Enjoyed Mr. Burchem on KROQ but those clips of the animated series sound horrific.

[@usernameisusername]

Why is Adam so mean to Chris??

[@ESPspiderXIII]

He's tired of all the goddamned babysitting. It is time to clean fvcking house.

[@FORZANAPOL__10]

Because Ace is a prick and I love it GET IT ON !!!!

[@ivanjeremija9180]

I think its the modern day employee thing , You can't give them a serious sounding order which they have to do, You have to act like a nice guy and friend ,but then the accumulated anger leaks in other ways. Actually I see Adam as being a "soft" boss, not the other way around.

[@jjlpinct]

Why does Chris make adam have to be so mean?

[@Boomer69536]

Gina, Bald Bryan, Chris and Dawson to a degree. There is a pattern. Ace seems to hire non-threatening, non confrontational, non confidant people. Deliberately or not? Seems more than a coincidence.

[@davidcurry332]

Nope Adam, the lady that had tattoo faces. Nope, you’re not getting a job. My Tat guy told me a long time ago since I had started going to to his tattoo and piercing shop. If you get a tattoo on your face part of your chest, maybe a couple on your neck or something small you could get as far as one on your neck depends on how big it is. Oh yeah you can get certain warehouses certain dishwashing jobs, but if you have them on your face, you might as well not get a job at all so that’s why her tattoos on her face and part of her chest. That’s why she didn’t get a job I would never get a tattoo on my face or part of my chest or anywhere else or a potential employer can see it. I’ve had dish washing custodian maintenance jobs because they don’t have a problem with your arms or your legs or some tattoos on your neck and I’ve had a couple of those kind of job landscaping jobs but no never tattoo your face or part of your chest if you’re trying to get a job especially if it’s a menial, physical job dishwashing, custodian maintenance does copper jobs especially if you’re trying to go into retail don’t even try.

[@BurtChristopherson-id5nw]

1998 was a different time yall. also a fun prison cell mate- R Kelly lol

[@ZeroESG.goopootoob]

Man, woman, and child are of equal intrinsic value, but not of equal functional role. The man of the house maintains order e.g. 007.

[@daniellem1838]

Richard and Cindy were married for a few years in the 90’s.

[@larrylarry4242]

Apparently Adam is having trouble finding entertaining guests. Nothing against Pat Boone.

[@pennywiseflyz9130]

I went to Uni and graduated (Tommy Boy fashion 7 years) and I can say it was the biggest waste of my parents money. Yeah I had fun shoutout Phi Kappa Tau. It’s truly just a microcosm of BS. That was back in 2010. NOW, they don’t even get the fun.

[@briggsb1]

Bloodhound

[@MapleJames76]

I like Aries, but the race stuff has to stop, he's not helping anyone, black or white or other, by saying black people are held down.

[@HWG-wm8ld]

Especially since he comes from a normal household. Just a weak race.

[@michaelparr7525]

seems like he might also have a case of Trump derangement syndrome.

[@rightwrite7297]

Why does the truth hurt so much? I lived in the US and UK and can second his sentiments.

[@michaelparr7525]

again with the kennedy hat??? TRUMP 2024 baby or this country is done.

[@IMDunn-oy9cd]

Adam lives in California. His vote doesn't matter.

[@Neznug]

It’s a schitck. He isnt real. He wants to be in the cult, and go to the parties. When push comes to shove to shove he is Kimmel.

[@danzaborski]

At the end of the day RFKjr is still a Democrat! Maga2024ever! 🙏🌎🇺🇸 plus I can't stand his raspy voice.

[@FORZANAPOL__10]

His voice is shit MERICA Trump forever

[@Forkball88]

I think hes wearing it cuz it was free

[@jaymeswheeler]

Wholesome, That used to be an ideal. What is the sum of our whole now? What is all American? That used to be an ideal too. The land of the free, and the home of the brave under God, with liberty and justice, for all Does that banner still star-spangle? What say you, Pat Boone? the golden rule, do unto others, love one another, be excellent to each other

[@gregodonnell8469]

How can you not be a football guy? I lost so much respect for Spears. Especially for someone who’s comedy is almost all super masculine. Weird.

[@DrUmsLeviathan]

Adam’s a democrat now?

[@coldcutplay]

WTF is up with that hat ACE?

[@jameseck4238]

Kennedy, Biden 10 yrs ago. Come on man

[@bradfordyoungkin6627]

Right?

[@TermeeTime]

Pat Boone should have brought his hot daughter

[@crowe668]

Adam the SOC is gonna fine you for that....your talking shit and then admitting your not complying lol

[@petermartin7811]

Wearing a Kennedy hat is a bs cop out. Adam too chicken to endorse trump because he can't offend his master. Kimmel

[@MileyPit]

Now I know why Aries is so angry all the time & doesn’t let black men open for him.

[@briannichols4856]

Jenaseyqua

[@george94065]

Kennedy for president

[@robertdefrancisco920]

Adam. It’s the platinum rule now. Platinum rule is treat people how they would like to be treated. This is just woke shit. Now you have to know intimately how people want to be treated which is a ton of work. It’s more narcism is all.