Comedian Orny Adams Talks Politics, Social Media + Why He Thinks America is Currently in a Civil War

[@MrChisma1986]

I love Orny and Adam together, never a dull moment GET IT ON!!!

[@adriennem3168]

Exactly my thoughts! ❤

[@Matt-gf4gd]

Best repeating guest for sure.

[@mightisright]

Adam was on Orny's podcast recently too. I think they recorded these back to back. It's worth checking out.

[@8484terry]

shingles doesn't care!

[@ornyadams]

Thanks! @@mightisright

[@robertcooper5461]

Orny brings it every time he’s on, always know it’s going to be a great ep when I see he’s on.

[@Twobarpsi]

Yessir!

[@plusebo]

Orny and Adam are a great duo!

[@kevincox1343]

Orny is one of the best, cracks me up every time I watch him

[@bradcrowe668]

Love hearing Adam tell stories.

[@MMAallday67]

I only found this podcast last week & I can't stop watching it daily!!😂😂

[@flynnlizzy5469]

And how are you doing these days Mrs. Carolla ?

[@bobs5051]

put this episode in a time capsule

[@Nursepita11]

Orny and Adam crack me up so much!!! So freaking funny 😂.

[@tnymrtz23]

It would be great to see Orny Adams and Harland Williams as guest at the same time. Lol Haha

[@teresab1341]

Glad to finally have a full length show again! Thank you!

[@PiPs__8]

That Q-Tip tangent was gold 😂

[@adriennem3168]

I love Orny and Adam together. Great chemistry. ❤❤

[@minimaxrock]

We missed you! So glad your back!

[@JaysWave75]

One of the best episodes in years! Orny and Adam need to stay together! #AdamsDivorceHELPED

[@hsabunani1]

Orny should be a permanent fixture on the show! I love the banter

[@stuloving6937]

Conspiracy is the prelude to the truth. ESPECIALLY when the government is involved

[@Coconut-219]

Conspiracy theories are just 'spoiler alerts'

[@ChandlerSavage]

So true! I LOVE IT! 🤣@@Coconut-219

[@ninajefferson4018]

​@@Coconut-219 huh... very true

[@Rubeless]

Show is moving in the right direction now.

[@yoyo-dx6xy]

Omeletts w Orny and Adam 🚽 🥞 🍳 🥓 😂 😂 😂

[@richb313]

Great show guys.

[@wandasewell4501]

Great show!

[@daverediger]

iiiiiiiIt's Adam & Orny in the Morning!

[@bethy735]

I can't see Orny as a side-kick to Carolla. I can only see Orny on His Own show😊

[@bethy735]

ORNY STANDS ALONE!!!😅

[@bethy735]

The Host (Carolla) just asks the Questions and the Guest(Orny) is supposed to answer and tell all he wants. Get it, Carolla?😮

[@bethy735]

Zip that potty-mouth, Carolla😮

[@bethy735]

Stop the bad language, Carollaxxx. 😅😮

[@mseek52]

Love when orny is on. Always funny

[@bethy735]

Carolla, go back to school, learn how to listen to your guests.😊

[@sejinoh1970]

Orny and Adam always good!

[@rcpueblo4188]

Thank you Adam for kicking Gina the Cackler to the curb. I know it was tough, she does weigh 300lbs.

[@jpeterman6178]

Great show Adam.

[@mintgumornot]

1:39:56. Long love adam carolla. This might be my favorite line of his whole career. I love the man. We need more people like him.

[@davidplantillas261]

“The solution to the division is wake up and do everything my way bitch” in other words fuck you and whatever you have to say is the solution to division. 🤯enlightening😅

[@Twobarpsi]

Orny is a great guest!

[@greenman8]

@ 8:00 Adams new project- Down and Out in Malibu. Adam Carolla's take on the classic 80's movie, 'Down and Out in Beverley Hills' Bonus if we can get Richard Dreyfus and Bette Midler to do a Cameo!

[@drummerdem50]

Orny and Adam need to do a tour together

[@Redjam55]

Orny is so funny

[@danhall9197]

2:00 I wonder if Adam thought it was a fan of his Taco Bell Ads 😂

[@jakebaker4066]

I love how he says hashBROUUNNs

[@Dfturcott]

The podcast version wasn’t uploaded last week ether, I think they just took sometime off

[@ethanmurray2203]

I bought my daughter a Mercedes 250 GLA when she was 15, about 9 months before she got her license..You're not alone Adam!

[@crochunter35]

I bought my daughter a new Nissan Altman a few months before her 16th birthday. The problem was that after during 16 she proceeded to flunk the written drivers test three times. She finally got license when she was 18.

[@ULYSSESFACEPLANT-v4d]

No choice but to get it on

[@incognitoguitars9999]

There IS outrage over the Qtip thing. Thx Orny

[@ULYSSESFACEPLANT-v4d]

Orny is great on carrolla everytime

[@conorprovan9435]

Same experience at Peggy Sue’s. 😂

[@ronniemation]

my goodness i cant believe i remember that movie. there was a part that the killer was talking on the phone through a rubber chicken lol

[@numarkaz]

Glad to see Christopher Walken on the podcast

[@brettmuir5679]

Christopher Walken in Sleepy Hollow

[@numarkaz]

@@brettmuir5679 EXACTLY 💯

[@libertymatters-ko5je]

Absolutely agree with delivery services need their vehicles and shirt or cap to identify as such. When they are looking for the house and miss it, driving back and forth up and down a street ya'll look F'n sis. Adam my fav episodes are with ORNY, HARLAND, Jessimae and Ms Tia Carrea. When one of them is on I know its gonna be a great day🥰 It would be a dream to have Orny AND Harland on the same epi..OMG, that would be epic

[@jethrotool4828]

So when the thief pulls up with a shirt, cap, and sticker on their car, then you’d feel secure and let your guard down? Anyone can acquire these at anytime so why would it make a difference?

[@cdurkinz]

Pro painter here, can confirm the extensions no matter what. I don’t always do the 5 gal bucket tho they have good pans now days hold a full gallon or even more on some. More comfortable angle to load the roller.

[@mightisright]

AIDS Butler is a great idea. It actually feels like a 1980's movie with that totally implausible premise. Very high concept.

[@freeLA_saint]

Orny Adams is super funny ......... great show

[@jamesg.hromnak2333]

🍀👍🍀😂nice segment .

[@josephquinn3259]

Whenever I hear Orny's voice, I think of Jackie Mason!

[@adamantiumbomb]

I've NEVER ordered ANYTHING from Grubhub, but I think they should have to wear a full-size grub costume! 🐛 (a soft thick wormlike larva of an insect)

[@victormorales3604]

Why not just double down and have them wear a superhero costume, including Cape, imagine a 300 lb. Spider Man or a 6ft 4 in. female wearing a Wonder Woman costume,...priceless.

[@minimaxrock]

OMG Student bodies!!!!!!!!!!!!! I knew it when you said 1981! My backup thought was Sat the 14th!

[@thomasgentry6201]

Orny Chic wants to eat at yuppy trap. Run! Idea tell manager to call a cop. Great and best newer Guest. RIP Norm.

[@lydiagibbs9106]

Its a period theme....Orny:Oh, its during a woman's period..😂😂😂😂

[@randb4865]

Get it on! Got to get it on! No choice but get it on! Mandate: Get it on! Thanks for tuning in. Thanks for telling a friend. We love that about you!

[@steves1588]

truth man Carolla speaks what us SoCa natives have known since the 80s.

[@pibgorn]

Orny is my favorite guest with Adam.

[@moozillamoo2109]

Congrat on Orny's new venture with KFI.

[@D-Fens_1632]

It has been gotten on.

[@thebeatles2249]

Spell Butler as BUTT-ler 😂

[@teotwawki00]

Q-tip quality has taken a nosedive 💯. Can you imagine the math on cotton savings that was calculated to implement this abuse of our ear safety??? Boggles the mind. 😮

[@mightisright]

I've been using q-tips my whole life, but a couple months ago I managed to push my earwax deep into my ear and lost 90% of my hearing for two weeks. I thought I had punctured my eardrum, but thankfully the wax gradually dissolved and I'm back to normal. No more q-tips for me.

[@HeartTurnedToStone]

Shingles doesn't care.

[@jenesisxtreme]

Okay, one more comment. I will never understand the mindset of the rich. Complete lives of ease and luxury but never want to share. Why do you care if someone takes your sofa you're discarding on the curb? Doesn't it save you money not having to dispose of it? A few times a year my husband, our boys, and I, make "FREE" boxes and put them down at the curb. They are full of kids clothing, toys, stuffed animals, shoes, coats, sippy cups, books, household items. Anything that is in good shape yet that someone may need. Most of the community actually does this in some capacity, and many people drive around early on the weekends looking and picking things up they want or need. Some have reasonably priced garage sales, and some drop the items at the little thrift shop in town, which gives a voucher for low income or struggling people to shop for free. You just never know when a young adult may need some furniture starting out, or a young family may need some things for their kids, or even someone falling on hard times may need some help. We're a rural middle class Christian Conservative area, and we believe in our community and helping each other. That's what community is supposed to look like. I just don't understand what people get from greed. Its gross.

[@nephewIan]

I need Adam to redo the anniversary story of the shit dump story. He was able to get in the flow...

[@dheck8887]

Boy only do I get excited when I hear Ornys voice when I didn’t read who’s the guest. Also I see AceMan’s smirk at Orny during entro well that had hear for every sec! Move over Brad I think Orny is my fav

[@randb4865]

Tucker in a week? Awesome!

[@frankiesomeone]

What? The jizz phone joke is great!

[@fhowland]

LA does not have the worst roads in the country -- its a downright asphalt paradise compared to here in Massachusetts.

[@debbieskrletts725]

Love orny. Great show

[@teriw56]

Adams right he’s turning into the crazy old geezer!

[@dustinmiller2775]

8/08 WAS lasers! 🌴☔🧐☔🌴

[@rogerpattube]

Is Orny into buffets? Sounds like legend John Pinette

[@phukit5456]

Is Orny -Gilbert Gotfreids brother?

[@noahschmartz2354]

NY doesnt have weather? try Ireland , been rainin 10 1/2 months now pretty much .

[@bradcrowe668]

Damn Adam, dont call people trying to make a living a loser bro. Seriously, that loser job maybe all that's keeping them people from being on the street. I had to have a part-time job for a little while to keep it going... You kind of just disappointed me there bro.Big fan but very disappointed.

[@Kimberly_E]

Too sensitive. That was his life,working manual labor with a shit pickup truck for no $. It's a joke.

[@vjtonelli]

Dude…you need a therapist. No one on this sight gives a fuck.

[@carewser]

Student Bodies was a funny movie, "we need to stop all these senseless murders, from now on we need sensible murders!"

[@paulblichmann2791]

👨‍⚖️"Chris Bailiff, do we have financial records supporting this claim of bankruptcy?" 👮‍♂️"Uhhh, it says he has lots of money?". 😂😂😂😂

[@louiscypher4275]

The real question is why are you watching tictac?

[@FORZANAPOL__10]

No choice get it on

[@bobs5051]

i bought one of those in ‘76

[@Robert-wy5so]

All Audi Q8 etrons are 2024 models. It wasn't produced in 2023.

[@shoob7979]

When I hear voices like Orny's and him being agitated by the confusion and division surrounding so many societal issues going on and him rhetorically questioning who's actually right makes me so thankful for the gift of discernment God granted me. For soooo long I assumed everyone could see through the nonsense and pick up all the context clues that seems second nature to me to weed out the bull and instinctively know who is unbelievable. Again thank God for me not needing to feel confused by the weezles trying to get over on me 😊😊😊

[@josephhuman7390]

It's called KZbin jail usually when the show disappears it's because it got suspended for week , it has happened in the past, that might be the reason Adam was gone for a week.its just a guess,

[@bretterway7336]

From Reddit, pretty sure last week was Adam's typical summer week off. Sucks without him, but glad he's back. And man, hate to admit it, but I'll be damned if Orny and him don't have awesome chemistry.

[@KnightTemplar1977]

Nothing to do with KZbin as there were no podcasts either. Just repeats of classic episodes.

[@mondogenerator1775]

Let's not skip over the choices between tomatoes an hashbrowns ! Those are not even close

[@CommieGobbledygook]

I watched this one earlier today. It's so funny when Orny is on the show. I think Carolla and Adams should start a separate pod called Crotchety Geezers. Just one show a week to appease the crotchety geezer masses and old chuncks of coal.

[@TheBlocklandPlayer]

I Think You're Ordering Like You're In Malibu.

[@fanooch1]

1:14:30 "I got the three inch" Come on Adam. This was a major missed opportunity.

[@Meredith47161]

Ivermectin is horse paste. Also works on dogs and cats. Covid ? Not so sure, but have heard of old school families worming the family regular basis. New to watching you. Interesting aspects. Orney brought me here.

[@JohnnysChingaderas]

An omelette with tomato slices is a John Wayne Casserole, Adam! lol 😂

[@GranMastaDee]

I agree, not agree to be half wrong. It is so interesting talking to a pacifist, apathetic left leaner about significant world events like the stifled laptop, the Chinese virus, Dr. Lawn Onament Fauchi, etc. It's like talking to a 12-year-old. They have not heard any of the facts, nor do they care at this point.

[@sarahjane4908]

My favorite is hobo

[@Sigmund1924]

I agree. It’s a comical word and “unhoused” gives them respect they have not earned.

[@a.k.4o]

Does Adam let Orny speak

[@jflesh8673]

Is this Orny guy playing a character..?

[@usernameisusername]

Orny is s funny guy

[@jenesisxtreme]

I love y'all but it's kind of sad to see you be disrespectful to fast food workers and delivery people. They're working alot harder then most, they just don't get paid properly because of rich arseholes and rich corporations that would never do the work themselves. Everyone has a place in society, all the jobs have to get done. Let's try and remember that folks.

[@Dr650rob]

Last time I painted I used the 5gal with a screen, it's a game changer

[@adriennem3168]

I don't think they really explained in detail. Could you explain the screen part?

[@Dr650rob]

@@adriennem3168 the screen hooks to the top of the bucket and is at an angle, you use it to get the excess paint off the roller. Just like the cheap trays slope that doesn't work well

[@rustyshackleford3320]

That guy cant wrap hus head around how big it is

[@__RYN__]

9:00 Ordered Uber eats twice. First time it seemed like nobody wanted to pick up my order and I kinda knew the driver. Second time the guy had no clue where my complex was so just pulled into a random house driveway also his wife was with him tailing him im assuming on all his trips

[@jonathanblanchard6480]

Remember the baggers, paper or plastic...now, it's home delivery en mass. What's next passenger train travel?

[@mrj3217]

Marble is shtty. Brittle, stains, and weak. Granted is way better. Do Not use sand paper on the surface that is factory polished. It will ruin the top.

[@adriennem3168]

Don't use sand paper on your car either. Is it good for anything except wood?

[@mrj3217]

@adriennem3168 no that's how you polish marble. But polishing the edges is one thing, the top is factory finished and you would need a surface polishing Machine or just by hand touch it up as best as you can. It will most likely stand out.

[@mattwuxx3888]

Adam assuming a skinflint restaurant owner of some slop joint off the 15 to Vegas is going to invest in tablets so his employees can get the unnecessarily substituted orders from guys like him right...🤣

[@HeartTurnedToStone]

I wish our gas was as cheap as yours! I just paid $7.05 (Port Angeles, Wa) $14 to fill a 2 gallon can for my mower. 🤬 😡 🤬 😡 🤬

[@lucasgibbs4879]

In Australia Its $2.20 for a litre so well above 8 per gallon

[@bk9404]

Love adams stories, hate when d bag quest never stops talking.

[@jakeanderson3112]

Top sheet mystery finally solved.... Adam's Mom took it to cover the couch!

[@franksimonds04]

Unsofa'd. Classic.