Comedian Orny Adams Talks Politics, Social Media + Why He Thinks America is Currently in a Civil War

Adam welcomes back comedian Orny Adams as they discuss an array of subjects local to LA from crime, to restaurants and old articles from Adam and Steve Martin concerning their thoughts on this complicated metropolis. Plus, they cover the nuances of ‘conspiracy theorists’ today and why Orny believes we’re currently in a Civil War.
Chris closes with the news with Mark Zuckerberg calling out Elon for seemingly avoiding their potential fight. Chris also mentions a study concerning youth who are at a severe disadvantage and exhibit a penchant for early alcohol use, if they are either unattractive or unathletic. We also learn of a woman’s strange dying wish.
PLUGS:
See Orny Adams live:
Bellflower, CA - The Stand Up Comedy Club - September 23rd
Cleveland, OH - Agora Theater & Ballroom - October 13th
Las Vegas, NV - Jimmy Kimmel's Comedy Club - November 2nd to 5th
And for more live dates, visit OrnyAdams.com
See Orny in the new movie, ‘Teen Wolf: The Movie’ streaming now on Paramount +
Listen to ‘What's Wrong With Orny Adams’ wherever you find podcasts
Watch Orny’s special ‘More Than Loud’ for free on KZbin
And follow Orny on Twitter, @OrnyAdams
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Executive Producers: Chris Laxamana & Mike August
Audio Engineer: Mike Dawson
Writer: Mike Lynch
Technical Director: Emi Funes
Producer: Ben Hayes
Assistant Producer: Byron Perez

[@plusebo]

Orny and Adam are a great duo!

[@robertcooper5461]

Orny brings it every time he’s on, always know it’s going to be a great ep when I see he’s on.

[@Twobarpsi]

Yessir!

[@MrChisma1986]

I love Orny and Adam together, never a dull moment GET IT ON!!!

[@adriennem3168]

Exactly my thoughts! ❤

[@Matt-gf4gd]

Best repeating guest for sure.

[@mightisright]

Adam was on Orny's podcast recently too. I think they recorded these back to back. It's worth checking out.

[@8484terry]

shingles doesn't care!

[@ornyadams]

Thanks! @@mightisright

[@tnymrtz23]

It would be great to see Orny Adams and Harland Williams as guest at the same time. Lol Haha

[@PiPs__8]

That Q-Tip tangent was gold 😂

[@MMAallday67]

I only found this podcast last week & I can't stop watching it daily!!😂😂

[@flynnlizzy5469]

And how are you doing these days Mrs. Carolla ?

[@bobs5051]

put this episode in a time capsule

[@bradcrowe668]

Love hearing Adam tell stories.

[@Nursepita11]

Orny and Adam crack me up so much!!! So freaking funny 😂.

[@kevincox1343]

Orny is one of the best, cracks me up every time I watch him

[@stuloving6937]

Conspiracy is the prelude to the truth. ESPECIALLY when the government is involved

[@Coconut-219]

Conspiracy theories are just 'spoiler alerts'

[@ChandlerSavage]

So true! I LOVE IT! 🤣@@Coconut-219

[@ninajefferson4018]

​@@Coconut-219 huh... very true

[@yoyo-dx6xy]

Omeletts w Orny and Adam 🚽 🥞 🍳 🥓 😂 😂 😂

[@ethanmurray2203]

I bought my daughter a Mercedes 250 GLA when she was 15, about 9 months before she got her license..You're not alone Adam!

[@crochunter35]

I bought my daughter a new Nissan Altman a few months before her 16th birthday. The problem was that after during 16 she proceeded to flunk the written drivers test three times. She finally got license when she was 18.

[@teresab1341]

Glad to finally have a full length show again! Thank you!

[@hsabunani1]

Orny should be a permanent fixture on the show! I love the banter

[@user-tk7en1cq7p]

Orny is great on carrolla everytime

[@minimaxrock]

We missed you! So glad your back!

[@adriennem3168]

I love Orny and Adam together. Great chemistry. ❤❤

[@rcpueblo4188]

Thank you Adam for kicking Gina the Cackler to the curb. I know it was tough, she does weigh 300lbs.

[@danhall9197]

2:00 I wonder if Adam thought it was a fan of his Taco Bell Ads 😂

[@danielfox6907]

A summery of Monterey Week with Adam's take on the events would be entertaining.

[@JaysWave75]

One of the best episodes in years! Orny and Adam need to stay together! #AdamsDivorceHELPED

[@conorprovan9435]

Same experience at Peggy Sue’s. 😂

[@HWG-wm8ld]

Show is moving in the right direction now.

[@richb313]

Great show guys.

[@greenman8]

@ 8:00 Adams new project- Down and Out in Malibu. Adam Carolla's take on the classic 80's movie, 'Down and Out in Beverley Hills' Bonus if we can get Richard Dreyfus and Bette Midler to do a Cameo!

[@wandasewell4501]

Great show!

[@adamantiumbomb]

I've NEVER ordered ANYTHING from Grubhub, but I think they should have to wear a full-size grub costume! 🐛 (a soft thick wormlike larva of an insect)

[@victormorales3604]

Why not just double down and have them wear a superhero costume, including Cape, imagine a 300 lb. Spider Man or a 6ft 4 in. female wearing a Wonder Woman costume,...priceless.

[@sejinoh1970]

Orny and Adam always good!

[@mightisright]

AIDS Butler is a great idea. It actually feels like a 1980's movie with that totally implausible premise. Very high concept.

[@Redjam55]

Orny is so funny

[@daverediger]

iiiiiiiIt's Adam & Orny in the Morning!

[@jakebaker4066]

I love how he says hashBROUUNNs

[@ronniemation]

my goodness i cant believe i remember that movie. there was a part that the killer was talking on the phone through a rubber chicken lol

[@jpeterman6178]

Great show Adam.

[@drummerdem50]

Orny and Adam need to do a tour together

[@incognitoguitars9999]

There IS outrage over the Qtip thing. Thx Orny

[@bk9404]

Love adams stories, hate when d bag quest never stops talking.

[@mintgumornot]

1:39:56. Long love adam carolla. This might be my favorite line of his whole career. I love the man. We need more people like him.

[@davidplantillas261]

“The solution to the division is wake up and do everything my way bitch” in other words fuck you and whatever you have to say is the solution to division. 🤯enlightening😅

[@lydiagibbs9106]

Its a period theme....Orny:Oh, its during a woman's period..😂😂😂😂

[@jamesg.hromnak2333]

🍀👍🍀😂nice segment .

[@minimaxrock]

OMG Student bodies!!!!!!!!!!!!! I knew it when you said 1981! My backup thought was Sat the 14th!

[@Dfturcott]

The podcast version wasn’t uploaded last week ether, I think they just took sometime off

[@thebeatles2249]

Spell Butler as BUTT-ler 😂

[@Twobarpsi]

Orny is a great guest!

[@libertymatters-ko5je]

Absolutely agree with delivery services need their vehicles and shirt or cap to identify as such. When they are looking for the house and miss it, driving back and forth up and down a street ya'll look F'n sis. Adam my fav episodes are with ORNY, HARLAND, Jessimae and Ms Tia Carrea. When one of them is on I know its gonna be a great day🥰 It would be a dream to have Orny AND Harland on the same epi..OMG, that would be epic

[@jethrotool4828]

So when the thief pulls up with a shirt, cap, and sticker on their car, then you’d feel secure and let your guard down? Anyone can acquire these at anytime so why would it make a difference?

[@JohnnysChingaderas]

An omelette with tomato slices is a John Wayne Casserole, Adam! lol 😂

[@thomasgentry6201]

Orny Chic wants to eat at yuppy trap. Run! Idea tell manager to call a cop. Great and best newer Guest. RIP Norm.

[@user-tk7en1cq7p]

No choice but to get it on

[@numarkaz]

Glad to see Christopher Walken on the podcast

[@brettmuir5679]

Christopher Walken in Sleepy Hollow

[@numarkaz]

@@brettmuir5679 EXACTLY 💯

[@teotwawki00]

Q-tip quality has taken a nosedive 💯. Can you imagine the math on cotton savings that was calculated to implement this abuse of our ear safety??? Boggles the mind. 😮

[@mightisright]

I've been using q-tips my whole life, but a couple months ago I managed to push my earwax deep into my ear and lost 90% of my hearing for two weeks. I thought I had punctured my eardrum, but thankfully the wax gradually dissolved and I'm back to normal. No more q-tips for me.

[@HeartTurnedToStone]

Shingles doesn't care.

[@bradcrowe668]

Damn Adam, dont call people trying to make a living a loser bro. Seriously, that loser job maybe all that's keeping them people from being on the street. I had to have a part-time job for a little while to keep it going... You kind of just disappointed me there bro.Big fan but very disappointed.

[@mseek52]

Love when orny is on. Always funny

[@steves1588]

truth man Carolla speaks what us SoCa natives have known since the 80s.

[@dwb1919]

Orny Adams is super funny ......... great show

[@josephquinn3259]

Whenever I hear Orny's voice, I think of Jackie Mason!

[@frankiesomeone]

What? The jizz phone joke is great!

[@rogerpattube]

Is Orny into buffets? Sounds like legend John Pinette

[@TheBlocklandPlayer]

I Think You're Ordering Like You're In Malibu.

[@randb4865]

Tucker in a week? Awesome!

[@pibgorn]

Orny is my favorite guest with Adam.

[@teriw56]

Adams right he’s turning into the crazy old geezer!

[@D-Fens_1632]

It has been gotten on.

[@fhowland]

LA does not have the worst roads in the country -- its a downright asphalt paradise compared to here in Massachusetts.

[@moozillamoo2109]

Congrat on Orny's new venture with KFI.

[@bobs5051]

i bought one of those in ‘76

[@dheck8887]

Boy only do I get excited when I hear Ornys voice when I didn’t read who’s the guest. Also I see AceMan’s smirk at Orny during entro well that had hear for every sec! Move over Brad I think Orny is my fav

[@debbieskrletts725]

Love orny. Great show

[@sarahjane4908]

My favorite is hobo

[@Sigmund1924]

I agree. It’s a comical word and “unhoused” gives them respect they have not earned.

[@happydog6537]

I know Adam is pissed off about his divorce and who can blame him. But instead of bashing working people which has been doing really hard in this episode and bragging about the Audi so much which by the way, good for you congratulations. Start bashing, middle-aged women that get wealthy from divorce. Those are the people who do nothing and are lazy and are horrible not the hard-working waitress at the restaurant. Come on now man

[@mondogenerator1775]

Let's not skip over the choices between tomatoes an hashbrowns ! Those are not even close

[@randb4865]

Get it on! Got to get it on! No choice but get it on! Mandate: Get it on! Thanks for tuning in. Thanks for telling a friend. We love that about you!

[@noahschmartz2354]

NY doesnt have weather? try Ireland , been rainin 10 1/2 months now pretty much .

[@Dr650rob]

Last time I painted I used the 5gal with a screen, it's a game changer

[@adriennem3168]

I don't think they really explained in detail. Could you explain the screen part?

[@Dr650rob]

@@adriennem3168 the screen hooks to the top of the bucket and is at an angle, you use it to get the excess paint off the roller. Just like the cheap trays slope that doesn't work well

[@paulblichmann2791]

👨‍⚖️"Chris Bailiff, do we have financial records supporting this claim of bankruptcy?" 👮‍♂️"Uhhh, it says he has lots of money?". 😂😂😂😂

[@Meredith47161]

Ivermectin is horse paste. Also works on dogs and cats. Covid ? Not so sure, but have heard of old school families worming the family regular basis. New to watching you. Interesting aspects. Orney brought me here.

[@__RYN__]

9:00 Ordered Uber eats twice. First time it seemed like nobody wanted to pick up my order and I kinda knew the driver. Second time the guy had no clue where my complex was so just pulled into a random house driveway also his wife was with him tailing him im assuming on all his trips

[@carewser]

Student Bodies was a funny movie, "we need to stop all these senseless murders, from now on we need sensible murders!"

[@dustinmiller2775]

8/08 WAS lasers! 🌴☔🧐☔🌴

[@usernameisusername]

Orny is s funny guy

[@Robert-wy5so]

All Audi Q8 etrons are 2024 models. It wasn't produced in 2023.

[@jakeanderson3112]

Top sheet mystery finally solved.... Adam's Mom took it to cover the couch!

[@fanooch1]

1:14:30 "I got the three inch" Come on Adam. This was a major missed opportunity.

[@rustyshackleford3320]

That guy cant wrap hus head around how big it is

[@jonathanblanchard6480]

Remember the baggers, paper or plastic...now, it's home delivery en mass. What's next passenger train travel?

[@HeartTurnedToStone]

I wish our gas was as cheap as yours! I just paid $7.05 (Port Angeles, Wa) $14 to fill a 2 gallon can for my mower. 🤬 😡 🤬 😡 🤬

[@lucasgibbs4879]

In Australia Its $2.20 for a litre so well above 8 per gallon

[@franksimonds04]

Unsofa'd. Classic.

[@phukit5456]

Is Orny -Gilbert Gotfreids brother?

[@shoob7979]

When I hear voices like Orny's and him being agitated by the confusion and division surrounding so many societal issues going on and him rhetorically questioning who's actually right makes me so thankful for the gift of discernment God granted me. For soooo long I assumed everyone could see through the nonsense and pick up all the context clues that seems second nature to me to weed out the bull and instinctively know who is unbelievable. Again thank God for me not needing to feel confused by the weezles trying to get over on me 😊😊😊

[@jflesh8673]

Is this Orny guy playing a character..?

[@CommieGobbledygook]

I watched this one earlier today. It's so funny when Orny is on the show. I think Carolla and Adams should start a separate pod called Crotchety Geezers. Just one show a week to appease the crotchety geezer masses and old chuncks of coal.

[@louiscypher4275]

The real question is why are you watching tictac?

[@stevechase1512]

Somehow you need to merge AIDS Butler with Undercover Jew. I know you guys can make that happen.

[@plusebo]

i hate when the waiter does the no pad order! it litterally has no bearing on anything, just write it down!

[@JamesDavis-cf4bb]

AIDS Butler is the gift that keeps giving.

[@dr.snuffleupagus1204]

Orny is afraid. Therefore, he's quick to get in line like a sock puppet 😂

[@Dfturcott]

Ever notice when he says hash browns he puts the emphasis on the wrong syllable?

[@duschidtt]

Wow the comments section is very perceptive today. I absolutely noticed that! 🙏

[@cherylpittman7508]

John Wayne liked steaks

[@BurtChristopherson-id5nw]

how dare i was flag im from Qtip Africa no waayyy

[@TheBlocklandPlayer]

Oh My Good Lord. He Looks Like #ChristopherWalken