Morbius Made Me Hate Bat Men - Morbius Spoiler Review

#Morbius #MovieReview
Sony has once again graced us with a crappy MCU movie (SMCU?). Morbius is part of the Venom multiverse "experience". An experience that is sadly pretty miserable. It is clear that very little effort is put into these Marvel properties. The color palette is ugly, the script is a narrative disaster and the characters have nothing interesting going on. I'm already sick of this cape crap so making something like Morbius, which appears to have come straight out of the late 90s, is just sad. Morbius is a bad movie, full-stop. You can like bad movies but that doesn't make them good. Profound, I know. Is it Venom 2 bad? Yes. Should you watch it. No. I did though so now I'm going to rant about Morbius.
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[@visitorzeta1669]

It's embarrassing how many times Sony has attempted to create a shared universe and totally failed.

[@natethegreatreviews]

You try to do it stop bashing a good movie

[@jaycollins2036]

every time he does sound effects with his voice I lose it.

[@ss2gora0]

"raven...simone.." 🤣🤣🤣

[@markusbisma5015]

From the writers of the masterpieces such as Gods of Egypt and Dracula Untold...Sony why ?

[@deathsdoor07]

They really are keen for that Sinister Six movie.

[@davidshillaker7578]

@@deathsdoor07 They really are. They've tried setting it up like 20 times

[@RojinofRiron]

Alright, I'm at work found a nice place to sit(hide). Let’s get into it!!

[@zakandicarus3275]

Morbius was the ad KZbin showed me before playing this review. Nice try Sony! 😂

[@Horrormaster13]

The screenplay was written by the guys who were responsible for scripts of Dracula Untold, The Last Witch Hunter, Gods of Egypt and Power Rangers (2017). No wonder that the Morbius Movie sucks.

[@nuffsaidny]

Morbius is the vampire version of MacGyver lol

[@Dartanyoogles]

I really hope both this and Kraven bomb spectacularly, so Sony finally gets their head out of their ass. Comic book movie/show oversaturation is already at an all time high, and we do not need any more ancillary Spider-Man character solo movies.

[@shreyashdharap6859]

Exactly no one wants solo spiderman villain stories with no spiderman it makes zero sense and is clearly just a cash grab

[@Robby_Rob]

I really hope Andrew Garfield stays as far away as possible from the Sony-verse

[@unclechaelsneckvein]

I know it's not nice, but I love negative reviews so much! It's gonna be a blast.

[@RoddyRodbb]

Cmon Adam it's... Mor-B.S.

[@josephhirning2642]

More like Morbi-Ass

[@RojinofRiron]

I was fairly entertained by the audacity of Sony to release this. Who wrote this? I can tell all the places they removed different scenes. Toomes actually popped up furing the movie when Morbius was in jail,like the trailer. When The meet up scene/post credit was shot after the movie was done. They removed EVERYTHING in it that led to a Spider-man reveal in this world. Tyrese character actually had a fight scene with him. When Morbius gets caught in the wind Tyrese shoots him ,then says "enough". Martina bit him and tastes his blood then he sucks her blood. That's how she turned, not plausible but this is SONY.

[@keldog4360]

Morbius made Venom and Venom 2 feel like Oscar worthy masterpieces.

[@py16667]

Nah, they are slightly better at best

[@4Everlast]

They're weirder, that's what makes them 00.5% more interesting, still dog shits. The effects are cool, but nonsensical.

[@armaansharma]

Thanks for saving me the money and time by watching this movie for me, sorry you had to suffer through this though!

[@edboymovies]

true, though I'm sure enough people saw the movie to warrant a sequel, with all 3 Spiderm-Men we know as Jared wants, if not a short film or a deleted 3rd 4th and 5th after credits scene

[@Omg_im_scared]

I like the movie

[@zilla-shortmoviereviews6804]

I too witnessed Morbius and…… awwwww….horrible!!

[@soar123]

if Sony is gonna make these villain movies shitty then they shouldn't make them

[@saiarvindarun7856]

I think the spiderman 1990 animated show handled morbius better than sony itself. Morbius though generic could have been executed beautifully, the extensive reshoots and delays for the release adds upto nothing. I enjoyed venom more than this.

[@bsilvers1037]

Sony can’t make a live action Marvel movie without Feige holding their hand. Disney should just open their wallets wide and buy Sony out of the Marvel game.

[@Isaacthebiggestmoviefan57]

Disney- fine I do it my self Disney will return to fix this shit

[@KayyyRae]

Lol I don't think Milo left the cane for Morbius to fight with. He left it to show him he took the serum & doesn't need his cane anymore.

[@AdamDoesMovies]

That's exactly why he did it, haha. The main point was that he was able to leave that shit behind without anyone noticing.

[@KayyyRae]

Lol it appeared no one noticed much going on. Even in the train station when they're bouncing all around lol. Ppl on their phones.... reading the paper... while the matrix is going on lol.

[@mj4193]

IMDB doing major damage control...Keaton removed as second actor, and a flood of "decent" reviews pushed to the top of the list, drowning out the not-so-hot reviews. Rating also is going up. Maybe it's not so bad?

[@TheDreamfinder99]

Laughed my arse off through this! 😆! You Justify the existence of bad movies! I’ve lost all hope in Hollywood but I have faith in you sir! ☺️

[@Coolgamer..]

Morbius is meh, boring and don't really care about it.

[@videovoidtv]

just finished seeing it and… wow. what a cluster f**k of a movie huh?! wooof. i think you were somehow easy on this movie lol. This maaaaybe could be so bad its good.

[@dojo_]

compared to his Venom 2 rant this is generosity lol

[@videovoidtv]

@@dojo_ lol. i kind of agree. that movie was messy but stupid fun like the first Venom. Morbius was just a confusing train wreck with no charm.

[@MensGroomingAdvice]

Blood centrifuge. Thanks for saving me the money and time to go see this dumpster fire

[@deathsdoor07]

Damn it, Adam. Those sound effects remind me of Transformers Age of Extinction with Stanley Tucci showing that woman his new product.

[@evcy]

I wore a diaper to the Morbius opening night and peed in it 5 times and shit in it 3 times. People laughed, people pointed and laughed. I almost started crying when Jared Leto came into the theater. It was him. He turned into his Morbius form and killed all the bullies and Morb haters in the audience. He then pulled out his Morboobies and said “Come my child, I will comfort and change you” and I suckled the sweet red milk from his Morbteets, and he laid me on the ground and changed my positively filled depends. He carried me out in my arms, me sleeping tenderly in his arms. However, my wallet fell out of my back pocket and he saw that I was, in fact, not a 15 year old, and promptly dropped me on the ground

[@Rhythmixx]

it's about time Raven Simone reenergized her career

[@MensGroomingAdvice]

But... but.... but.... Grace Randolph says the film is great! Lol

[@Dartanyoogles]

Oh God. Can she just go away forever please?

[@naynaynay324]

Thanks for the unbiased review. Turning a printing machine into a apheresis machine (as I understood the explanation) is only possible if you can manipulate matter and recreate it, something a person with powers like the Silver Surfer would be capable of. I would not be able to watch a movie that has this as a plot device, beyond that point. Btw, a suggestion of a cool vampire movie would be What we do in the shadows.

[@jgnmtz]

This trailer made me nauseous .. it appeared redundant and regurgitated of a thousand horror /action villains .. pathetic and yet they wasted a good actor and trashed his resume because ‘profits?’ .. Sony wasted audiences eyeballs .. if only we could remove memories ..like being exposed to anything morbius related in media or on radio ..

[@tenaciouspoetry]

Bat bending.....nuff said

[@Ricardodiaz17762]

This movie is dumb and boring. The actors are okay but the script and directing is the problem. At least be dumb enough to be fun. Good review Adam.👍

[@Isaacthebiggestmoviefan57]

I agree if feels Sony just mess this movie up

[@Iamlegend1987]

Bro you’re funny as hell! Deff should have more followers! I was dying during your whole review.

[@christaggart5687]

Please Sony, Stop making anymore of these Spider-Man movies that aren’t really Spider-Man movies. Thanks Dear people, Stop seeing these… but who am I kidding? You all went to go see the Transformers movies again and again

[@chrisl8277]

12:50-15:00 this whole part 🤣

[@deathsdoor07]

You would think Toomes would be upset that his family are in another universe.

[@jakehanchey3799]

The action scenes that you reenact are always so hilarious. Every time lol!

[@azzburgersaf1973]

I think people don't like it because Morbius was supposed to be a tragic villain, but from watching the trailers, they appeared to be giving him the same anti hero treatment as Venom.

[@straightfacts6482]

No they don’t like it because it’s a terrible movie overall

[@Dartanyoogles]

@@straightfacts6482 Those are some straight facts!

[@cabellero1120]

He's not Any kind of hero in here The whole fucking movie is a dumpster fire

[@edekipowerhour469]

I love your videos great job. You really need more subscribers

[@PaulThomas-qb9cx]

Adam: For your next review of an old movie, please please please do The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai!!!

[@ParkRanger2000]

I just saw it today, and...... I'm not gonna lie, it wasn't horrible. I was going in with small expectations, but came out with..... something, I guess? It felt short and rushed, which was a pretty bad. Like it showed you something as if was supposed to mean something, then it just moves onto the next scene. It definitely wasn't god awful, but wasn't ground breaking like No Way Home. It's just average Superhero/Anti-Hero Film that won't have me rushing back to the theaters to go see it again anytime soon.

[@seanmanscott]

Even Vulture couldn't get me to watch this movie. It's sad though because Morbius was actually a really f*cking awesome character in the comics.

[@leyenda6149]

I was among the ones hoping this would be really good. Glad reviews like this convinced me to skip it. Thanks for taking the hit for us Adam!

[@juggalogamer8541]

I felt like everything kept getting cut out in the movie was like 30 minutes and you blink your eye and go to the bathroom and it was already over and it's just so many things not explained it's like the only good thing about the movie with the visual effects

[@TonyPaulazzo]

Well now you've just made me watch it, it sounds hilarious! Don't worry tho' I'll wait for free streaming...

[@Makeshift_Mulder]

- "Bluuh I'm Morbious bluuh I'm, like, so dark and sullen and brooding bluuh..."

[@lonewalkerproductions]

I don't have the exact words for it but your observational humor on the ridiculousness of the film is hilarious

[@bubba6553]

I had no expectations going into this movie, now I have no hopes for Sony hero movies. Just a bad and confusing thing to sit through.

[@xXMapcoXx]

Venom, Venom: let there be dog shit, morbious is part of the scu the shit cinematic universe

[@acfan9384]

Saw this movie yesterday just to see how bad it was, and it was god awful. When he first flies, I was laughing at how awful it looked lol. I felt like the ending was incredibly rushed just to get to the post credit scenes.

[@Dartanyoogles]

They showed that flying scene during his Late Night appearance, and I was shocked at how bad it looked!

[@darinstgeorge]

Dude, your noises are excellent! Police Academy reboot, anyone?!

[@robbush6822]

Morbius was originally a villain in the comics, but they eventually made him "an anti-hero", - which I hate - like they did with Venom. I have no interest in any of these shitty movies until Spidey shows up to kick their asses.

[@88detour]

Yeah, this movie is pretty awful. Not only terrible but boring as hell. I think I fell asleep twice watching this crap. The post credit scenes has some of the most laziest dialogue ever caught on film. It was as if SONY just threw that scene in at the last minute.

[@4Everlast]

This thing goes into the Venom, Green lantern, Cap. Marvel box.

[@RuiPab]

Hi Adam, it's a shame how good and entertaining are your videos and you still have a small Chanel. Anyway count on me to see every video in the future. Continue to give us this minutes of fun and cinema content. Have a great day

[@AdamDoesMovies]

Thanks!

[@Icarus11000]

I think for the most part, a lot of people are being too hard on Morbous and the Venom movies. Its not that they're good, its that their...all right. They are ONLY all right. There is definitely stuff to not like. Some stuff thats actually decent. Performances are good all around or good enough. Moments that do have that general horror vibe to it. But you are right that all of these Sony MCU films are modeling themselves after comic book movies from the 90s and 2000s. That and combined with Sony not letting these movies go full horror is a sign that the studio is behind on what actually makes good comic book movies. And yea, that post credits scene is BAD. So clearly different from how they showed Keaton in the trailers and clearly scrapped together at the very last possible minute. A clear sign that Sony doesn't plan things out at all which is hurting their own universe.

[@TheValhalla1989]

So Morbius is basically a THX intro

[@thelostfoundnation4542]

Sounds like a great movie. You sold me I'm gonna take the whole family today. *5 star review*

[@ParkRanger2000]

😂

[@sirhighroller9036]

Im gonna go watch it too😄😄

[@PROPHETBLXDE]

Anyone who says Morbius is anything other than garbage is clearly delusional.

[@phatboyjpbj8164]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I jus came home from the theatre I fell asleep somewhere in the middle and woke up near the end just in time for the hayuken 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@LatinRemix]

LOL @ “I’m sure he is villain in the comics?” Hahahaha

[@theknowledgeguy4948]

We got the Batman then we got Morbius. One of the Batmen movies didn’t want to make me kill myself

[@Jim_the_cynic]

Came to your review instead of watching the movie 😂 I went and saw sonic 2 instead. I remember even before this movie came out and got its rotten tomatoes score I was so disinterested in it. I’ll probably wait for it to come on Netflix

[@qcrew2938]

Jared Leto should probably stay away from comic book movies for a while

[@sephiraabraxas9146]

Insta-liked for the Ecco The Dolphin reference.

[@tonyb1760]

My loins have quivered with anticipation for this bro Update: Loins were rewarded. Well done

[@LatinRemix]

The cop shooting without thinking is real life… Remember the shooting at the Target in LA about 2 months ago? It was exactly that.

[@oadrian3]

It's so relieved to see you are roasting this movie lol I am laughing out loud.

[@kingkold]

I think a lot of people are overreacting on this. It's not as bad as Thor 2 . It's entertaining. The start was unwieldy and then found Its rhythm. I liked the effect when they moved fast. Is it Oscar gold? Hell no.

[@darren676767]

Adam, you have made me curious about how bad could a film be? I am considering going to see this film to find out. It amazes me that with all the money that goes into these projects how 'they' can screw it up so bad. Have you ever done 'My top 10 worst films of all time'? Or perhaps worst genre ie (horror, action, romance, etc) worst of all time?

[@JazzyJeffRealTalk]

I heard they completely rip off scenes from Batman begins and even play the music from Nolan’s trilogy. Lol hard pass for me.

[@chrischris5510]

I'm 30. Logan was my last movie with this genre. It was the best and the last.

[@juggalogamer8541]

I didn't give a rat's ass about Logan

[@Reversion1970]

100% on point, the Daredevil playground fight scene was truly awful, other than that pretty good movie. Bullseye is one of the best movie villains.

[@markz9739]

Why aren't you big yet? I totally forgot about your channel until KZbin miraculously suggested one just now

[@kingyt7224]

Morbius makes Venom 2 look like a great movie lol

[@danw4490]

I didn't hate this film. I also didn't like it. At least it was short.

[@marvelmedia]

"Venom 2 Let there be Garbage and Morbishit" 😂😂😂😂 It should be called MorBS for bullshit

[@cabellero1120]

😂🤪✋👍🤭

[@DominickSpano]

This looks terrible. I skipped it. Very funny video. Sorry you wasted your time and $ on a lousy movie. Ill watch it on streaming knowing that it stinks. It may make me laugh as an accidental comedy.

[@MendicantTooBias]

This review was amazing. I have no need to see this movie now.

[@Pedro-lg9wz]

I think jared leto did a good job as morbius, but sadly the movie has a lot of stuff going against it. Having a vampire movie pg13 is not a good start, the fights were silly, tyrese character could have been anyone. Weird ending and stupid end cut scenes. Also how in heavens name tyrese got up those stairs that fast? Jajajajaj.

[@AnthropianOdyssey]

So, any plan to do a review of Nightmare Alley?

[@Darrinwilliamsmedia]

Thanks for this! Also appreciate you making way more vids, they make the week better for sure!

[@AdamDoesMovies]

Glad you like them!

[@DominickSpano]

Anyone can make more video. Big deal. Making more videos and keeping the quality up is commendable. That is what Adam is doing here.

[@wonderyearsdouche475]

You're more shredded than a Julienne salad👍

[@spetcnaz83]

I can't say it was the worst movie I have seen. What I can say however is that it was the most generic comic book movie. Everything in it, was generic, from acting, story, villain, CG, you name it. It wasn't Fant4stic level garbage IMHO.

[@ronthorn3]

Hahahaha that was the best review ever. I Fucking hated this movie and I hate the venom movies as well, I just went so I can tell people with honest words that it was shit. Just wanted yourself a sun my friend.

[@cyberpunked77]

I want to see the movie and I will pay top dollar to see how bad it is and laugh my ass off.

[@dbdeets]

So it actually fits in the Sony Universe perfectly. 3 out of 3 then. 🙈 I think Sony may have something here. 😁

[@elroysworldFR]

If you like cringey terrible movies.. there's one that I think rules the majority of them. This falls into the "so bad it's good... kinda" category. It also has unexpected nudity and bedroom scenes which come out of nowhere but are also.. happening. So there's that. It's called Samurai Cop. I don't know if you've reviewed it or even heard of it but by God.. if you want to laugh at terrible filming and dialogue performed by terrible actors with no expression during supposedly important scenes then this is the movie for you. Even the final showdown is so bad it's good.. for a laugh. Samurai Cop. Check it out.

[@mattm6580]

Why are c-list Spider Man villians getting their own movies anyway? Venom, Morbius, Kraven. They're not even top tier villians. They are really scrapping the bottom of the comic book barrel at this point.

[@BabyGold1997]

VENOM and KRAVEN ?? Aren’t TOP TIER? Say what you want bout kraven but venom is literally top 3 SM villain

[@marlo176]

Venom and kraven aren't c-list

[@marcusleonardart1465]

I mean come in, can’t be that bad? Can it?

[@PuggleStudiosOG]

I would say Morbius is like The Incredible Hulk but much better. Sure it was quite confusing and didn’t make sense but I thought it was decent compared to Venom and other marvel sony films. Despite the hate it’s actually one of my favourite maybe even better then venom. I think people would have liked it more if don’t didn’t lure people in with The Vulture and Spider-Man Easter eggs. Sony made it seem like Spider-Man was going to be in the film which made a big hype but when everyone watched it they were disappointed. The script was written in late 2017 and Jared joined in mid 2018. A lot had changed between then that’s why everything is so stitched together. In conclusion Morbius would be a good watch if you didn’t watch any of the trailers.

[@PuggleStudiosOG]

Venom let there be garbage and MoreBS (BS means bull shit)

[@mackchats6520]

Haven't even started to watch this video but it's 18 minutes long, I better strap myself in >: D

[@LemonHayd]

i loved every second of this movie for all the wrong reasons :' ) my cinema had three other people in on opening night and well.... they were all on their phones and i was in the top corner trying to contain my laughter cause i found it so funny 😭 i didn't want to be the person to ruin it by constantly laughing but i did :@) i dont think anyone was bothered tho 💃

[@LwFTW]

I honestly quite enjoyed Venom 2, and had a decent time with Venom despite the mass amount of issues, but I just could not stand behind this one. It's embarrassingly bad.

[@lawncutter5283]

Someone has a tumor 😂🤣

[@HorrorCritical]

Funny story I have is that one time on Twitter, I commented on one of the Snyder fan’s posts about if anyone is going to see Morbius, and I responded by saying that I watched Boogie Nights instead of wasting my time on a terrible cbm(Morbius). He later then blocked me because of that

[@cabellero1120]

I keep thinking about the Venom films they were dumb enough to be fun Venom 2 had issues but at least it was funny.

[@bettylim5148]

He's batbending!! THAT'S what it was!!!! Hahahahahahaha!!

[@setlik3gaming80]

So you really liked this movie 🎬 especially the part when it ended.

[@buzzwithdrip6347]

I hope more bad movie comes out and Adam makes more rant