The Greatest Threat That Never Was

[@AdministrativeResults]

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[@pyeitme508]

Meh 😊

[@killercurl1]

i just show PDS the chase glitch debt i acquired,

[@Manco65]

P I don't know there's a fungus amungus

[@ryry283]

So what you're saying is we'll meet up at Wafflehouse for breakfast before zombie smashing

[@KDM7N6]

What would you use to fight the infected vampire hoard from the FX show The Strain?

[@robertjensen1438]

A single zombie is scary, but a row of zombies forms something even scarier. A deadline.

[@Samsquanch6969]

Dad?

[@IronSharpensIron127]

I see em every time I visit the Valley

[@robertjensen1438]

@IronSharpensIron127 Yah, I don't go there anymore. I'll stick to the mountains.

[@IronSharpensIron127]

@@robertjensen1438 we are probably not far from each other. White Mountains are my stomping grounds.

[@tat-2-71]

Ba dump bump Tsss 🥁

[@thelastminuteman7513]

MUDFLAP ARMOR!!! I'm a diesel mechanic, the disposal company I worked for had pellets of mudflaps because the drivers would snag them backing up in the garbage dump and rip them off. Those things are pretty tough but flexible and easy to work with, you can cut them into shapes but no way a zombie could bite through it. I'd wear leather as a base and then make armor pieces like a mudflap samurai.

[@ogdodo9614]

Mudflap samurai 😂😂

[@mattmarzula]

​@@ogdodo9614reminds me of a Spinal Tap song.

[@MrCashewkitty]

All hail the Mudflap Samurai

[@patrickancona1193]

Way to heavy, sport bike riding leather with dirt bike armor on top & flexible chopping “boards”, zip tied to any iffy spots, while your struggling under 250lbs of rubber to walk 50 feet I got 4lbs of lightweight double layer protection running past you…. I don’t have to out run the zombies, I have to out run YOU

[@jurban7998]

I can't wait to see admin cosplay this+1👍

[@Steamrunner]

Spend an hour in Seattle and you'll realize zombies are not only real, but ten times more terrifying than those predicted on television.

[@Daniel-xs8tr]

😂😂😂 I was just about to post this. Downtown Portland is also a good place for zombie sightings.

[@Literally_Deez_Nuts]

I will not be spending any time in Seattle, thank you.

[@Sira_Kackavalj]

They even got mutants in California and New York

[@Darthdoodoo]

They have the ability to think and plan on how to bite you 😂😂

[@jager6863]

Fentanyl Zombies are a real thing in Phoenix AZ, brought to you by the Mexican Cartels, with the precursor chemicals imported from China.

[@dannyelliott8391]

I always hate in zombie movies how the idea of a “zombie” is novel and nobody has ever heard of them. I also hate how they pretend America doesn’t have 300 million guns around.

[@innocento.1552]

This is the sole reason why I don't watch those movies. I read the plot first to see how the military was overrun. You can imagine how much firepower in an American military base.

[@Alireza31415]

I'm 100 percent positive that there will be groups of people who will protest for the zombies rights saying they're still people and stuff or they will become zombies on purpose.

[@christianaguilar5486]

You mean people in major cities 😂

[@crisdlcruz145]

@@Alireza31415 rainbow puke crowd??

[@jacksoncross9265]

wwz talked abt this

[@GadzWolf11]

It's a boomer meme, Sir, but it checks out.

[@medikpac7105]

Dead Rising 2 made this a major plot point

[@marshallkeiffer238]

I was working security at a dinner show one time, I was joking around with my coworker when we looked out in the parking lot to see a horde of the early bird old folks slowly creeping across the parking lot like a horde of zombies. Then the inappropriate jokes ensued.

[@Jeff.78]

Ahhhh, 4pm?😄

[@Hardrada88]

Know that feeling! Been there man 😂 Nanageddon at it's finest 👌

[@GreatLoner]

The GWOT/Zombie era of gun culture was so comfy.

[@Datboi814]

Fax

[@Mygg_Jeager]

I still live there. Fuck the modern "high speed" shit lol.

[@Austrveg]

@@Mygg_Jeager high speed is high autism but zombie era is dumb man

[@WizGallorado]

I wish I could’ve experienced it, but I was born in 2000

[@cheekibreeki4638]

Stupid, but comfy. Like me!

[@BNumbersStation]

I would just like to say in WWZ (the book) The Battle of Yonkers was lost because the zombies were packed so thick shoulder to shoulder for about 14 miles (the books states that the horde was packed all the way to Times Square) and the military was being instructed to use Cold War/GWOT tactics instead of methodical headshots or defoliation (i.e. flamethrowers and napalm) to clear them out. It was more a critique on the stupidity of upper management of the Armed Forces than "ooh! ahh! scary zombies" in terms of its messaging.

[@DesertFernweh]

I loved that book, one of the best Audiobooks ever.

[@TylerSnyder305]

I know the time, it was the FPS russia era where you would ask your friend to pick their gun for the zombie apocalypse and they would say a " Deagle " or " 500 magnum " and an AA12 with dragons breath. You were pretty much required to choose these at that time.

[@DeltaDanner]

Machete/crowbar, Colt Python, and 590 chainsaw

[@Hentylion]

Viking longsword, Deagle and kriss vector were what I always replied to that

[@GrumpyGenXGramps]

As an “old skool” Prepper, “zombies” was code for those that weren’t prepared and after a disaster they would become dangerous and start coming for your stuff. Also in many states it is illegal for militias to train OFFENSIVELY. Some thought that using a fictitious opponent like “zombies” instead of “Feds” or “UN Blue Helmets”, you were skirting that law. Zombie was like “sheep” only they would be the dangerous sheep after a disaster.

[@ericpilloni6903]

We laugh at the ZORT guys now, but have you ever seen a zombie? Didn't think so. They were obviously the real heroes.

[@TheBuster0926]

They die in the Dark so we can Live in the Light.

[@malk67]

You're welcome.

[@blacktreasuremaster]

It’s a thankless job. They don’t do it for the recognition.

[@TheBuster0926]

@@blacktreasuremaster Pour one out for all my ZORTers that didn't make it to the Safe House.

[@Ember34]

SCP foundation type stuff

[@IsaiahChapter53isAboutJesus]

The Zombie Craze was a placeholder for whatever was sensed brewing in the winds, at that time. If you're ready for a zombie apocalypse, then you're ready for anything.

[@rw8147]

Yup, this right here. If you are actually prepped for zombie, you are prepped for pretty much anything.

[@beardedshooter9540]

Who says zombies are fantasy, we've all seen that nold turning ants into zombies. It's only a matter of time until!

[@omegacxv8344]

Sorry but I gotta nerd out a little bit. The "mold" that turns ants and other small insects into zombies is a type of fungus, and fungi, (un-)fortunately cannot survive in too much heat. The bodies of pretty much every mammal is too hot for that mold. So unless that bitch mutates so much that Charles Xavier knocks on it's door, it is nigh impossible to really turn a human into a zombie.

[@Demane69]

It is fantasy. Humans are too complex of an organism to turned is such ways. Zombies are a cultural fairy tale representing the historic fear of tribal or barbarian raiders that wipe out villages and cities. It's ingrained into the human psyche. 1st world peoples are so detached from history that they cannot even recognize, or admit that they are still bound by the carnal fears that shaped our very social structures. People are so pampered now as to forget how fragile culture really is. Believe me, when wars break out and true strife and evil surfaces, zombies will be the last thing on people's mind. Reality is a harsh teacher. The veil of social, propagandist programming will shatter, and fantasies reveal themselves to be real where barbaric humans are always the greatest threat to civilizations where the decay of leadership opens the gates to it, both outside and in. On a side note, I've always hated anything zombie. I found it a childish approach to facing the reality of war, a practice of dehumanizing opposition which is rampant today and an evil in itself.

[@Sumitso]

leftists = zombies. they are already among us

[@alabamaman1372]

Rabies, Kuru, Eastern Equine Encephalitis.

[@InReserveProductions]

Settle down there Neill Druckman.

[@istwahnvanderwalt6694]

I love how this channel goes from guns, war bows to movie reviews to an autistic dive into zombie lore. I'm all for it.

[@gerechoppers]

IMHO, I think the 2010 “The Crazies” was a totally underrated and more realistic zombie scenario movie.

[@Hexenkartothek41]

Especially the part where they catch some random soldier and he has no idea what’s actually going on.

[@mattmarzula]

​@@Hexenkartothek41story of my life.

[@mattmarzula]

Yeah. We've all seen that video from The Thrifty Typewriter.

[@col.greasebagmcqueen9933]

The original was pretty damn good too.

[@TapRackBang516]

this comment just unlocked lost memories

[@jback868]

My wife and imI started dating, and she found a footlocker i had full of supplies. She asked me what's that for? I straight faced said zombies. After covid the footlocker has grown into a full room. Zombies is the funny I'm peppering, but when it's seen it becomes serious.

[@InReserveProductions]

Every man has a zombie apocalypse plan, we've all forgotten our phones on the toilet.

[@Mygg_Jeager]

5:59 "2007's I Am Legend was the first time we saw fast zombies." 2004's Dawn of the Dead: "Am I a joke to you?"

[@Jeff.78]

Resident Evil, from 2002, had those cute little zombie Dobermans...

[@stonehalo1632]

Doom

[@N-i-L]

2002 *28 Days Later* (Softly cries)

[@xXCigarXx]

2003 28 days later.

[@Mygg_Jeager]

@@xXCigarXx 28 Days Later released in 2004 in my country but yeah that too lol. We always got our DVD and VHS 9 months later. And 13 year olds DEFINITELY weren't watching either of these films in theaters lol.

[@CulturalBreakdown]

In the book for I Am Legend they are more like vampires. I think the movie made them more zombie-like because that was the pop culture thing at the time.

[@Jaster_Mereel]

That book was so good

[@ALovelyBunchOfDragonballz]

Even in the movie they were weak to UV light and intelligent, they still felt like a form of vampire to me.

[@tysonfromm5397]

The book was very different.

[@logosfocus]

powerful book

[@scottymemes9264]

Best zombie load out Primary-Wunderwaffe DG2 Secondary-Galil Bowie knife Perks-juggernaut,double tap,phd flopper,speed cola

[@ewanroberts5689]

Good heavens Delila, the yanks are making fun of us again. Good gosh I am so offended that I am now going to drink my tea whilst looking at our glorious royal family 🇬🇧

[@ramzankadyrov6035]

Ouch

[@williampearson9772]

Say "Hi" to Meghan .

[@Sks1945]

Your most likely looking out over a fallen county invaded by Islam...but of course you can't say that without going to the slammer....England 🤮

[@Greyman141-o6j]

@@Sks1945I think you are confused most of the country is not like that at all. It’s only some part of big cities. It’s a small percentage of people and I’d rather be with them who actually worship god than the majority of lazy English atheists.

[@garagemetalshop7975]

28 days later (2002) was the first major appearance of fast zombies. They were slow and lumbering before then.

[@simondavis750]

Return of the Living Dead (1986) had super fast zombies running about. Also there were a bunch of early 80s Italian movies that had them, Umberto Lenzis "Incubo" had some and I'm pretty sure I saw a Fulci movie with runners. Also I am pretty sure 28 Days always said it was a rage virus and not zombification. But that is all pedantry, like having to correct about Frankenstein's Monster..

[@beardedshooter9540]

So what I'm hearing is a 22 or a shorgun is the best anti zombie calibres. Well, us firearm owning Brits are sorted then 😅

[@ramzankadyrov6035]

Better learn to speed reload those coach guns my brother

[@mistermann7579]

@@ramzankadyrov6035 Mag fed shotguns are legal somehow lol

[@phillydelphia8760]

​@@ramzankadyrov6035 a family member of mine owns a .308 lever gun, which will do very nicely come zombie time!

[@i_basl]

lil known fact but apparently bolt action .50s are uk legal (if i’m wrong blame google)

[@ramzankadyrov6035]

@@phillydelphia8760 yeah, until you have to reload

[@JustinAllegree]

the editor adding the sound effect for GTA San Andres cheat activation sound while talking about the walking dead infinite ammo. 10/10

[@Heathh49008]

Because in the early 2000's we used the term "Zombies" and "Zombie Apocalypse" as a stand in for "Boog" or "Blue Helmets" and the first generation of search term farming marketers were too stupid to understand we weren't talking about Romero movies. *Harsh truth*

[@Heathh49008]

Just for clarity... on forums, the Mods would get pissed if you talked about shooting ATF/UN/etc... but they tolerated the word 'Zombies' and the conversation was the same. The anti-militia paranoia was real, and Fudds existed on many forums.

[@kilroyfrills3084]

@@Heathh49008that actually explains a lot

[@jager6863]

UN Troops are properly called "Smurfs".

[@shadosnake]

thank you for your sacrifice that brought us gems like Left 4 Dead or COD Zombies

[@jakesoros2376]

Interesting, that makes sense now, but it didn't feel that way to people just getting in to gun culture at the time.

[@rustyshackleford9017]

Hornady Zombie Max Ammo was just cheaper critical defense. I carried that green shit for years

[@eskimoded9480]

Jesus I just love the zombie concept. Its so fun. Just fighting hordes of zombies with your trusty rifle while you have high ground. WWZ game was so great for me

[@michaelnewswanger2409]

Friendly suggestion. Ditch the leather armor idea. Historically the go to fabric armor was linen but you could also use nylon in a modern setting. It's much tougher than leather and it can be repaired.

[@christinolopezjr7078]

In the walking dead, it didn’t matter how you died, you would turn into a zombie, so there will always be zombies. Where as other movies you can stop the spread.

[@GadzWolf11]

I saw a short story somewhere about humanity getting past the zombie apocalypse and continuing on into the stars. The galactic community had laws against killing humans, but no one really knew why, turns out it's because all humans have a heart rate and vitals monitor installed that sends out a beacon if they die so other humans or local law enforcement can come kill their zombified body. That would have to be about the only way we'd be able to get past it, but it's still not exactly a happy ending.

[@micahdadbeh5955]

Yeah, but also remember in the walking down eventually, the corpse has become so rotted that they can’t even move anymore and they die due to decomposition

[@emanuelabell2212]

6:32 “if you’re older than me you’re an old guy…” Thanks, Admin. Appreciate that…

[@Heathh49008]

Right? He's going to learn soon enough when some skinny-jeans twerp like Botkin calls him 'Gramps' and says something he's too young to know shit about.

[@Blue-Gold_Crusader]

I thought it was wild when he dropped the year of his birth and it dawned on me (after my wife recently reminded me how old I am) that me, Admin, my cousin, and buddy are all the same age.

[@emanuelabell2212]

@@Blue-Gold_Crusader I’m 10 years older than all of you, then…👴

[@minecraftsteve2504]

I want a black ops zombies map with Admin, Brandon, Garand Thumb, and Donut as playable characters

[@debbiestimac5175]

Nikko Ortiz would be fun too, play him as either one of the branches as a roulette wheel challenge. "C'mon. C'mon... Marine Otiz! Damnit, Navy Ortiz again?!?!" Navy Nikko: "Oh haiiii! Who wants to kidnap me first and have their way with me, Mr. Bad Guy Terrorists!" 😆

[@jman1121]

Fat electrician running around ranting about communist

[@xBHxannihilated7562]

Dude, this is chefs kiss

[@Blue-Gold_Crusader]

Someone make this a mod.

[@cheekibreeki4638]

No Paul?

[@BonesTheCat]

I always took the idea of a zombie apocalypse as more metaphorical unthinking horde of violence taking out everything that wasn't them (or their ideology). If you were "lucky" enough to survive, you become one of them and that's how you continue life "safe" but having taken on the virus. Alive, but lost to the cause of the horde.

[@oskar6661]

In the gun culture (particularly at the time) it was very much a code-word for all the real threats that you didn't discuss in "polite" conversation. If some non-gun friend came over and asked why you had X, Y or Z, you'd say "Ya know, zombie apocalypse..."...instead of "ya know, government overreach, rioting mobs of criminals, foreign invasion, civil wars, post-natural disaster crimes...", etc.

[@DutchTraveler]

“Of course, we have all grown up and moved on.” Have we though?

[@GadzWolf11]

Personally, yeah kinda. I started coming up with a story, sorta, as if TWD was set today instead of what? 15 years ago? But then that rolled into being a vampire story (think along the lines as "Stake Land") since zombies would eventually not be an issue on their own 10 years after the initial outbreak (like them being used as weapons by humans against other humans (leading groups to other settlements, tainting your weapons with infected gunk, etc)), yet they'd being an issue again when the people who were alive during the outbreak start dying of old age. Vampires would just return a lot of the US, Canada, and Mexico back to wild west cowboy times since the daytime is safe, so the vampires would be a threat around the level of Indians on the plains. Yeah, that city if full of vampires, and they tend to roam out during the night, so you should probably just bypass and find a safer route. *Or* you can risk it and try to get through fast before nightfall.

[@DutchTraveler]

@@GadzWolf11 I haven’t grown up enough. As far as zombies: reconfigure a stationary bike to cycle spears through a barrier.

[@GadzWolf11]

@@DutchTraveler Literally just set up some sort of spring system like a treadle hammer, so a zombie steps on the activation mechanism and a spear or sharpened rod poke out around average eye level height to poke them in the eye.

[@zahirecoates]

what's scary about zombles are ( mutant , supernatural , or nature ) they just keep coming , then get so overwhelming claustrophobic

[@Bobbymaccys]

0:12 as a Brit, I ask myself the same question every day

[@magaz]

As a Northerner I ask my self why Southerners are like that every day.

[@Thatotherguy51]

As a Southerner I ask myself why Northerners are like that everyday.

[@magaz]

@@Thatotherguy51 you’re a southerner? I’m terribly sorry to hear about your disability.

[@jman1121]

As a West Virginian, all y'all sound funny... Why is everyone also asking me to constantly repeat stuff... Sheesh. 😂

[@magaz]

@@jman1121you’re gonna have to say that again. Didn’t catch a word of it

[@Duskraven67]

Not gonna lie. When I was growing up, I would meticulously judge buildings and geographical areas around me on their defense-ability as well as their proximity to both potential hot spots and scavangable area. Growing up in the early 2000's really made me obsessed with the possibility of a legitimate zombie outbreak.

[@miltenignis1017]

Same here, just that I judge(ed) buildings by if I'd consider them good positions for an xcom (as in, earth defence force, not the social media site) squad. I still see these cover icons whereever I see pillars, concrete barriers and thelikes...

[@HR_PaperStacks]

Historically speaking, Administrative Results said that Guntubers are nothing more than a glorified crew

[@RidgeWolf13]

Ho! Hoooo!

[@SAOrules]

They got redundant upper management that bleeds awf half the kick!

[@SAOrules]

Admin is a stand up guy, very allegorical

[@PROFESSIONALCRASHOUT]

This is why I’m so upset that Paul Harrell passed away. His videos were different man. It’s almost like to or similar to Hickok45, aka a video where it feels like a conversation to you through the phone compared to “hey what is up guys I got this new toy today gonna test it at the range” Paul Harrell had presentations and you often learned something. Edit Editing this to reiterate this isn’t meant to be disrespectful towards anyone or any other channels, it’s just things i noticed that made them unique and different. That’s all. Thanks

[@RidgeWolf13]

@@HR_PaperStacks I never thought I'd see the day that Sopranos memes would leak into gun content lol.

[@MikeInOregon]

Night of the Comet is the best zombie movie ever. An 80’s cheerleader and her sister fight zombies in LA. The older sister scores some Mac-10’s that aren’t so reliable. The younger sisters reply? “Daddy would have gotten us Uzis.” Gen-X is the best Generation.

[@wigglesbee]

cringe!

[@MikeInOregon]

@@wigglesbee Oh no. A child called me cringe. Whatever will I do? Wherever shall I go?

[@wigglesbee]

@@MikeInOregon copium

[@MikeInOregon]

@@wigglesbee Skibidi. I can use slang too.

[@georgewhitworth9742]

@@MikeInOregonYeet!

[@zl14l41]

If the method of infection has no concept of preserving the host, running zombies will become crawling zombies the first time someone leads them in a low-speed car pursuit. By mile 5 only the previously conditioned athletes would remain. What we perceive as fatigue, pain, and exhaustion are very useful mechanisms for preventing muscle and tendon damage.

[@matthiuskoenig3378]

this

[@DeltaDanner]

Didn’t the Zombie Survival Guide talk about their stomachs rupturing because they don’t digest their food? They just eat until it’s forced out the other end or they pop.

[@generalgrievous2782]

@@DeltaDanner It did. By a fluke I own two copies of that book. It also mentions the eventual wear down of the body by the zombie's casual disregard of its own safety, though it mentions the zombies are capable of more because of it.

[@dothedewinme]

I would imagine though as a normal person that it may be challenging to outrun someone running as fast as they possibly can full bore sprint at you with literally no concept of self preservation or fatigue and you do it until their muscles literally failed. If they aren’t a fat, that might be hard to beat by yard 200 unless you have a bike or a car

[@dukefanshawe6815]

I graduated high school in 2012... I am 30 and you have officially made me feel old... thanks.

[@letsdothis9063]

Enjoy life my man. I'm 40, and even though I had a heart attack when I was 36, I never felt old until this year. Now I can't look at the hot young ladies, and I really feel it now. When I was 30, I dated a hot 20yr old that I married a few years later. Now (I'm divorced), I don't even try to date. 😢

[@dukenukem69]

​@@letsdothis9063theres someone out there for you, but dating in this day and age is a wasteland. I just turned 30 and im realizing that its kinda pointless

[@Slick9600]

People forget about hearing loss in a lot of cases. You go loud, you go deaf, and you attract more of everything after you. If you wear hearing protection though, you'll probably go out like every other walking dead character. Random slow zombie just walks up behind you cause you werent paying attention. lol. Just accept the meme, duct tape books all over your body, carry a .22 and a polearm

[@sociopathmercenary]

Electronic ear pro

[@slydoorkeeper4783]

@@sociopathmercenary sub sonics and suppressors.

[@mattpardy2826]

My ear pro amplifies ambient noise though..

[@Slick9600]

@@mattpardy2826 stuff like that would break eventually

[@FirstnameLastname-q3y]

Fun fact: the dog that acted in i am legend is still alive

[@CodyseusRex]

The goodest goodboi😂

[@hydrixs6996]

Not mentioning Left 4 Dead was a CRIMEEEE

[@bitfreakazoid]

There was clips of it.

[@slickceretto9760]

Did you even watch the video?

[@welporajackwelp4899]

This used to be a nice neighborhood

[@At_the_Bottom]

...place went to Hell in a handbasket, real quick!

[@MI2APatriot]

Showed left for dead in the first minute of the damn video

[@Ulooklikekeith]

The idea anyone is using melee vs any type of zombie and living very long is more of a fantasy than the zombie itself

[@notyouraveragegoldenpotato]

Nah. Let me live my fantasy. Giant people exist. Not everyone is 5'6" and a buck 20. A melee hit with the right object could definitely get the job done especially if we are to believe zombie flesh is... not in its prime anymore. Now vs an overwhelming hoard situation- well nothing is going to work very well for a meaningful length of time.

[@Ulooklikekeith]

Spoiler alert this one died first in the movie

[@bloodvow333]

This guy didn’t invest in sunflower defense and cooking pot helmet…..

[@charleshetrick3152]

I’ve grown older but not up. I still love using zombies as an excuse for more gear and prepping. Each one of my kids has a zombie apocalypse response team shirt and they all wore the hand me down onesie.

[@SeanDahle]

Compared to the times we live in a zombie apocalypse doesn't sound so bad. No more infringement laws, no more political BS, no more corporations, and no more media liars.

[@zaxon5732]

I agree.

[@christianaguilar5486]

Most of the trades men will survive too so that mean electricity and running water and HVAC

[@Blue-Gold_Crusader]

No more infringement laws, sure; but plenty of attempted infringement to go around.

[@chupacabra304]

We can dream 🫂

[@YedolfWesler]

Cults will start

[@Nate-gz9tg]

Some of my new favorite zombie media is the Ex-Heros series by Peter Clines. Basically it's if superheros existed during the zombie apocalypse, actually pretty entertaining and was a very fun read.

[@Oree_Nabisko]

As an “old guy” who loves zombies I’ve thought about this allot. I agree with your gun choices but not the sword. Swords only have one purpose, difficult to use if swarmed, and each swing is a risk of sticking in your opponent instead of cutting through. Personally, I find a good hammer would be more effective. Easier to used in enclosed spaces, can be used to break open a door, and then can be used to nail that door shut. Plus it weighs less then a sword. But that’s just my opinion. Either way, someone on the team should probably have a hammer. How else are you gonna board up windows and doors?

[@natethegreatog]

I too am old and watched all the zombie shows and movies, a nice piece of steel with a grip I think would be better than the hammer, it won't get stuck in the skull as easy. But have a hammer too!

[@sociopathmercenary]

Titanium hammer for the win

[@Oree_Nabisko]

@@natethegreatog …I don’t think a hammer could embed its self in a skull. At least not on a person. Lay a skull on a table so it has no give, sure. Although an upright person would give to the force of the blow. Besides, can’t quickly and efficiently hammer a nail in a board with piece of steel and carrying capacity is important.

[@AlitaGunm99]

Depends on the sword and how it's used.

[@Oree_Nabisko]

@@AlitaGunm99 can’t hammer in a nail with any sword. Besides, if blood is what spreads it blades are to risky.

[@SportsmanAltizer1996]

What if you had a zombie originating from an external parasite? The parasite can latch onto anywhere on the body it can gain access to the nervous system by remapping the nervous system and the parasite becomes the new brain. Even a slow zombie doesn't have a predictable location for the CNS hub (brain), and the only way to be sure of its destruction is the complete ballistic destruction of the whole body unless you separate the parasite some other way. This is me rambling, I hope someone takes this idea and makes it into a new genre lol

[@Drakon0Blade]

Born 89 and yeah, I've been crazy about post-apocalypse stuff for a long time. The State of Decay games certainly take liberties for the sake of fun but I loved the basic gun details, like a .50 cal being heavy as hell and you being able to carry (and find) way more .22 than you can .50BMG

[@The_Montanistani]

Bruh, nothing hit like being on deployment in the middle east and playing Spec Ops: The Line.

[@braxtonmitchell6065]

There's a movie "Ants!" From the '70s and it made me think of that tyrade. Basically an ant hive takes over a home/county. I too am fearful of ants. What if they gain a fuller known sentience than we lead them to have.

[@Americanstruggle]

I've prepped for a tyrannical government, foreign invasion, and slow zombies. As a 52 yr old who played many contact sports, and been in the trades for 30 years, fast zombies would be my demise. I'm not out running that stuff. Lol

[@michaelvasquez7405]

My biggest fear is being in some Shaun of the dead esq. scene where I don’t know it’s happened and there’s zombies everywhere without me knowing

[@matthewcochran3325]

I wouldn't consider myself a natgeo level prepper. I don't have a castle. I did see that things were less than ideal when I was working in San Francisco and living not too far away. I decided to move back home to Mississippi and now live at the end of a long dead end road. I have a well and several generators, chickens, a few bitchy cows, and a concrete basement, and I still don't think I'd be ready for one of these situations. These events are the kinds of things that forces us to adapt and become ready or perish

[@ScarrednCharred]

A Few bitchy cows? Do they know about each other?

[@ShellShock794]

We better PRAY that zombies never happen because Paul Harrell would be among them now and there's just no winning against that. R.I.P Paul, I joke to hide the pain....

[@Bubben246]

Repelling Paul would be easy, just douse yourself in a Shasta flavored drink of your choosing! ... I miss him too...

[@perspicacity89]

I really love these kinds of videos that you do. Very entertaining and informative, and a welcome change of pace.

[@shred1894]

You don't want a sword in your slow zombie kit, they are too high maintenance and not suited for extended encounters like what you'd experience in a zombie apocalypse. Blunt weapons like hammers, maces, or clubs are significantly better since they don't need to be sharpened, won't bend or chip, and don't require precise alignment of your swing to be effective. Also proper polycarbonate face shields are great for keeping schmoo off your face.

[@matthiuskoenig3378]

a blunt sword is still a rod of steel

[@shred1894]

@@matthiuskoenig3378 a very thin rod of steel that doesn't have much blunt force. Swords are generally tapered so the center of balance is a couple inches above the crossguard, which is bad for bludgeoning because the center of mass is too far from where said dull blade makes contact. And swords will bend/break/fail in a one versus many situation such as a zombie apocalypse. If it doesn't bend or break, it can and will get stuck in the body of one of the zombies and you won't easily be able to get it out.

[@atrumpetwillsound]

@@shred1894 a golf club will give you more force than a baseball bat. you ever heard of machetes? the thing they use to chop at brush for years? those are just cheap pieces of flat metal that you sometimes sharpen if you feel like it. there's also companies making things like kriegmessers out of supersteels that would probably not ever bend or break just get blunt or chipped

[@jasonmarcus8485]

Great video. One of my favorites and will watch multiple times in the future.

[@LootGoblin432]

I remember my dream zombie gun being a G3 with the collapsible stock, an ACOG, and an under barrel saiga 12 like RJF made back in the day…

[@Blue-Gold_Crusader]

I'll have to look that up; I'm currently obsessed with the G3.

[@dasiksupahuman]

Vindication!!!! My budget pieces and homemade riot armour is excellent. MTB helmet and goggles with a flashlight, gambeson, food barrel articulating plastic plates, car tire butt and rear of leg protection, GWOT style battle belt for breaking and entering and snacking, plastic gauntlets, plastic shin/knee protection. Can be mixed and matched for protection vs heat stroke in Australian sun.

[@MarioGarcia-pq9pr]

Zombie preping was something else when I was a kid😂 good times

[@JaysGotFrames]

the meme cut aways were on point this episode!

[@mungothedrunk8163]

We all know admin was not in America in late 1930s and early 40s

[@Jeff.78]

Big brain comment✌️😎🏆

[@mungothedrunk8163]

@@Jeff.78 because he was in Germany

[@JoeyOutlaw]

I actually really enjoy this form of content. Ever since that Heat episode I’ve been hooked. Great job, thank you brother

[@johngillespie3409]

Train to Busan is my favorite Zombie movie, because they run.🤣

[@coopersand911]

I know I'm late... but I love the multiple camera angle cuts! Fits your channel super well good sir

[@TheHorzabora]

I think World War Z - the book - did classic Romero Zombies really well. I don’t like fast zombies, to me it breaks the rules - although as exceptional/rare breeds, I’m good with it. I like slow, tough zombies that one on one are no threat, but who en mass - and they generally should outnumber survivors thousands or tens of thousands to one - become a threat, and because one bite is death, any mistake will kill you. These versions of Romero-variant Zombies do not seem to have been part of Admin’s zombie evolution, so it explains part of his preference for fast zombies. Slow, difficult to kill zombies that, sure, you can kill by the hundreds if you know what to do, but one mistake kills you and the sheer volume and mental pressure creates mistakes. Plus… not knowing how to kill them, which is kind of a important part of a zombie story, that they’re a semi-outside context protagonist. I totally agree they are less of a threat if your in-universe character is familiar with zombie lore, but that’s another thing World War Z - the book, particularly the audiobook, which is just utterly superbly voice-acted - does so well, and the film does so very, very badly.

[@L1mp1nB1zk1t]

The book is amazing. The movie was a travesty - World War Z in name only.

[@aaron.from.winchester6744]

Agreed. The World War Z audiobook is the best zombie experience. Full stop.

[@zakk5887]

My 10th grade math teacher said i should go to an alternative school or go remedial. I got a 4.2 in college. Guess he just sucked at his job.

[@matthewerwin7806]

"Barely pass math class." Dang how'd he know about me as a senior in 2012?

[@dukenukem69]

You're old

[@soldaatjhu]

6:05 You're right, they are vampires, not zombies! The whole atmosphere of daytime = safe and nighttime = dangerous was so good. Can't believe they haven't made a game about the book/movie. Imagine exploring an empty New York, just doing science and surviving.

[@devonflowers9753]

I wish Hornady still made Zmax. Loved collecting that ammo

[@jcdenton4847]

Such a by gone era of cringe yet nostalgia

[@morgenponder3037]

My roomate has a Jeep compass that is black and decked out with zombie response stickers and decals, all in neon green. What’s funny is he is the fattest dude I’ve ever known, and he breathes heavy just sitting down. It’s hilarious to me that he is a member of the “zombie response team” 😂

[@GriZZZly123]

If the zombies come and they're something similar to dying light zombies, we're screwed.

[@thatslowyukon1362]

9 year old me and also 25 year old me loved this video thanks bro

[@Crangaso]

I'm hyped for 28 Years Later

[@nicholaswolf8492]

The biggest piece of fiction in this video is the end where he thinks the viewers have girlfriends and wives.

[@Randy_Pancakes]

Zombies in minecraft, that sell heroin, in minecraft. zombies That steal your chainsaw in minecraft. Zombies That hurt children in minecraft. Zombies that break into your car in minecraft. Zombies that work for the IRS, or UN in minecraft.

[@Devin13132]

Zombies that kill your dogs in minecraft, zombies that say your guns have bad modifications. Spookyyy

[@Mr.EaseMysteries]

I love the idea of a shotgun as the ultimate zombie gun. But it falls apart so fast when it comes to ammunition.

[@tonyh2181]

I'm eating my beer in the shower also using the toilet. Take that KZbin algorithm!

[@jeffbaade3521]

Damn Admin- This was a very entertaining vid. I remember at the height of the “ Walking Dead” series I showed my middle daughter my newly purchased Mossberg 930 and told her it’s a zombie killer she came back with “ Dad, not real “ my own kid, smashing my fantasy. Go figure🧟‍♂️!

[@bitfreakazoid]

I love how in Shaun of the Dead they played with the trope that you don't call them zombies.

[@TheAnnoyingBoss]

Libruls

[@loarmistead]

Main thing that would give me pause about a .22 primary or secondary weapon in the zombie apocalypse is the proclivity for .22 guns to jam up and the time it can take to clear them, potentially taking the gun out of the fight at the worst possible moment.

[@gun..]

4:35 how I feel when admin posts.

[@robertkidnley93]

"Bearly pass math class" damn he just like me for real

[@edwardwonghaupepelutivrusk5189]

No Zombies? Have you walked around Philadelphia recently?

[@rixryskamp9339]

Some of the scenes in I am legend were such a vibe. The loyal companionship with the dog, the red gt500 speeding through empty streets, hunting deer in the city with a gwot era m4…

[@M--GT8223]

Zombies were always an analog for the kind of crap that is actually happening now (i.e. Portland and Aurora)

[@phalanx578onXbox]

I live in Aurora, Ontario Canada and the zombies are slowly starting to shuffle their way onto these once pristine streets too

[@M--GT8223]

@@phalanx578onXbox Praying for you guys. I hope you're armed and/or able to bolt out of there if you need to

[@dukenukem69]

Liberals are the zombies

[@blagdaross5953]

I live in a small rural town in PA and I see a Jeep with a ZORT sticker on it every so often.

[@captainbear6188]

The Name "Zombie" is under a copywrite, which is why it is not used that often in the movies and tv shows.

[@letsdothis9063]

Makes sense. 👍

[@Miker-z1h]

My AR guy. I’m at 9:47 and just knew you would have shot something by now. Clearly you have other “avenues” on your channel that I’m just now discovering.☮️ “I’ll be Back”…✌️✌️

[@bluelinepatriot]

00.30.... then you realized the #1 threat is literally our own government

[@bradlyons5773]

Bro, not even an honourable mention for “Range 15” zombie comedy at its best. Love your work 👊

[@GyaruRespecter]

What happened to zombies still makes me mad, man. An entire popular genre that could serve as a vehicle to explore the post-apocalypse, and how humanity would rebuild from the ashes, replacing the dead genre of 'nuclear holocaust' that was popular in the Cold War, all the while opening the door for a variety of monster types beyond the common 'slow walker that infects you with a single bite' undead... ... All erased because the Walking Dead came out and filmmakers decided that 'humans are the REAL monsters' is the only kind of zombie story you're allowed to tell.

[@Kappa7837]

There is actually a zombie movie that’s based in Ireland where a cure is created and the aftermath of the infection.

[@Kappa7837]

It’s called “The Cured”

[@fathead8933]

May i present biker gangs, vikings, spartans and generally anything else that the 40 year old women want to pretend they're a part of and suck their guys into this belief.

[@variousdifferentthings]

I don't know how well these off topic talk videos do algo-wise, but I really like them

[@henriquesenn1828]

3:40 Brazil Mentioned!!!!!!!

[@grimwheeler]

I had to run to the toilet and fire this video up as I admired my ZERT stickers on my toilet.. Be weary of Old men in a young man's game... Just think of how bummed all the Millennials and zoomers were that the zombie apocalyps was already upon us (all the people staring into their phones walking around) Keep up the great content sir!

[@moonasha]

I disagree, I think slow zombies are scary. Try playing Project Zomboid. They aren't really scary when they're chasing you. What makes them scary is how it's like an incessant thing always out there that preys on complacency. It's the fact they're so harmless most of the time, that eventually you let your guard down, then you forget to check around a corner one day, then walk right into the arms of one. Or it's the fact they're always there waiting for you to mess up. Twist your ankle, step on some glass.

[@agenthayter]

"Trioxin approved" lol great reference. The "Return" movies were super fun (at least the first 3....). Great video topic. American culture peaked in the early-00s. We had zombies dominating pop culture, we had Limp Bizkit on MTV TRL, we had the original Halos... we had it all.