Adopted by a Sweet Human Girl Roleplay -- (Female x Neko Listener) (Gender Neutral)

"Oh, you poor little Neko... don't worry, I'll take care of you. Come with me..."
I hope you guys enjoy today's upload, a loving neko adoption roleplay written by the wonderful S.F.!
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I see a lot of head pats in your future.

[@luketheskymarshall4472]

"Nya~" *pukes on your carpet*

[@randomretard2445]

Dream come true

[@buttznstuff6510]

Oh my god dude that is amazing

[@DECimotA]

I had to try so hard to stifle my laughter because I’m finishing homework at like 11 PM and I can’t wake my parents lmao

[@sloth-hw5pj]

Me as a Neko in a nutshell

[@Tubewatcherdude]

Ah, one of cultured taste I see

[@NotThorOdinson]

Show of hands, who wants this to be a series?

[@pifflesomepuffnadder855]

**Raises both hands**

[@conner-manradio]

Yes

[@akagi2.054]

Raises 5677773333588843 hands

[@jacksonortez8558]

*raise hand*

[@thespanishinquisitionprofe2151]

Insert hand here.

[@MrSHADOWANGEL999]

she's either a good human or a terminator sent from the future to protect this cat person, even odds for either

[@jacksonortez8558]

Protect the cat from an evil terminator puppy lol

[@captaincrunch8578]

Are ya John Connor (▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)

[@ceddricc5909]

Why not both? Both are good

[@MrSHADOWANGEL999]

@@ceddricc5909 works for me

[@thegreatbrandino3941]

Those possibilites are low but they aren't zero

[@nokopoko2924]

Pets head: *nya feels gud* Pets belly: *your life privelage has ended*

[@sloth-hw5pj]

Cats in a nutshell also as a wise jester once said: you lost your soul privileges

[@raikiri6849]

@@sloth-hw5pj 0_0

[@raikiri6849]

0_0

[@alexthestarbuxhd699]

So you have chosen death

[@pain4393]

Miss the jade chamber huh ??

[@noahbrayden6898]

I like how MC Neko isn't flawless. Scars, teeth missing, even lost a finger.

[@squishyfuzzy8129]

No one's perfect

[@DECimotA]

Especially me

[@vaeryniceuu4007]

@@squishyfuzzy8129 **purrfect ....I'm sorry.

[@derick115_1]

@@DECimotA you are to someone

[@sloth-hw5pj]

I am flawful lol

[@FinePowderDumpling]

When we almost died to the fence I was like. “Aren’t I a cat, a lowkey master at parkour?” But then I remembered “ oh wait, I haven’t eaten in weeks”

[@Ash-hj4dk]

@Maggiemhafan Zamora 🤣 I didn’t see that

[@Godskidd0s]

This is the best comment I have ever read in my entire life. This is so funny 😂🤣😂🤣

[@maritstam9161]

@@Ash-hj4dk pop oo

[@l0vesspecialwlw]

ZAMNNNNNNNNNNNN true tho

[@kaijuking5971]

Cats are known to be stubborn

[@xdcookies967]

You all know you want someone like this in your life male or female you want someone like this

[@FriskTheFallen]

me: hates sea food her: i got you salmon and tuna. me: stop stereotyping me

[@Milkster86]

*throws a fish at you and runs*

[@ravenchapple2806]

@@Milkster86 *runs after you laughing*

[@Milkster86]

@@ravenchapple2806 *drops a banana peel and keeps running*

[@risan7495]

I’m Allergic to sea food lol she tryin to kill me

[@Milkster86]

@@risan7495 *throws a fish at you*

[@thirsty_hirsty2837]

When the world makes you feel so alone it’s nice when dangerous makes us feel like we belong

[@ri0t406]

Bro you good

[@Briareos-yf9kl]

I'm in that same boat with you. I tried to put a comment on this video earlier but yours makes sense just as well

[@boofini1830]

Ig we’re all a little broken here at the neko roleplay

[@RansfieldProdution]

But at least we're broken together

[@rainer8137]

Same

[@pikamatt6683]

"wait there for me." And then... She never came back...

[@Missing-Ace]

That is tragic

[@Sovereign-0]

Instructions unclear, 20 backflips nonstop and pass out due to g's

[@shirokiro9081]

“Wait there for me.” Last online 12 years ago.

[@Grima1805]

No

[@Lion_zzz-555]

She went to get some milk 🥛

[@Hubba404]

Ok lady, I will play nice, given that my demands are met: * Tuna * Headpats * No dogs or children * Access to the sunny spot that appears on the kitchen floor between 9am and 11am * Balls stay Failure to comply will result in poo in shoes

[@derick115_1]

Or barf on rug

[@IronMaidenPilot]

Or filleted hands

[@akira_gl6131]

Or run away for a week you get a new cat and then I come back out of nowhere and make you have to deal with two cats I can't hate my cat for that because now I have two cute furr baby's

[@Yournewothermother]

Lmao

[@eimillian216]

“Balls stay” Had to do a spit take

[@winnerloser]

LOOK AT ME! I am the Neko now.

[@gravyvr8053]

Ok

[@sempitraum5541]

Oh boy, now *I* am the adopted catgirl.

[@sloth-hw5pj]

I just want to be adopted lol my family is a religious nut

[@the22attacker]

Catboy

[@jeremyknight9980]

This was so cute, this almost reminds me of when my family used to have outdoor cats at our old apartment. There was a ornge tabby named Boo Boo who used to live with someone then he'd come visit us for food and used to hang out in our place.

[@Pavelscribbles]

yo my grandpa had an orange cat named Boo Boo

[@jellyichan9992]

I have an orange tabby cat named tangy

[@jeremyknight9980]

@@jellyichan9992 Aw, I'm sure he's a sweet little thing.

[@jeremyknight9980]

@@Lightning14364K IDK, I doubt Cats/Nakos care.

[@jeremyknight9980]

@@Lightning14364K I don't know, what does this have to do with the Nako audio?

[@chiffmonkey]

"It's ok, you're safe here." *Can see my severed finger mounted on a display*

[@Ghillie_Dhu_]

Which finger did I lose cuz if it's the one I think it is I can't show people how I feel

[@MasonBrown-qq7oq]

It's a tokyo ghoul rp and she's Jason with his weird finger and toe obsession

[@swiggynutmcgee2186]

@@MasonBrown-qq7oq i like my women like i like my shoes. With my toes inside of them

[@apollojustice5338]

@@swiggynutmcgee2186 ._.

[@ruthlessasmr6662]

Did I just hit my head? *Its okay, just let me fade away into the sweet embrace of lady death.*

[@izzy10melendrez]

Flashbang out

[@wax3l184]

3:30 Dangerous: "trying to lift me up" Me 190cm and 140kg: yeah i don't think this is gonna work lady Dangerous: "actually picks me up" Me: WTF??!! "passes out from the shock"

[@ruthlessasmr6662]

Damn Dangerous... You know how hard it is to sleep when i have so much quality content to listen to?

[@solidsentinel1285]

I got cod flash backs from that ringing sound

[@MasonBrown-qq7oq]

THE NUMBERS, WHAT DO THEY MEAN

[@ALJ9000]

Sounds like a flash bang went off

[@Nurse_T]

Oh no, it's every one of my weaknesses in one video.

[@graym4tions]

" I'll be right back stay at the house for me, okay?" "Ok mommy!" She never came back to take me home.

[@therealpatagonianpancakes]

Am cat now, I shall crave the L Ö Ö P

[@FaithCat77]

When will the lööps be ready, bröther?

[@superioryam9475]

Bröther share the L Ö Ö P

[@tallchicken7235]

Brothers, I can't find the L Ö Ö P S

[@goblinslayer2799]

Mötley Crüe

[@Milkster86]

*shakes box of fruit loops*

[@lorech.8326]

It kind of sounded like we got Wii Golfed in the beginning

[@Antonio-is2cn]

"NICE SHOT!"

[@Dystopian_k1ng]

💀💀💀💀

[@leviathan-4569]

Neko Me before adoption: badass neko fights, living in boxes. Neko me after adoption: acting cute and adorable for new owner. Sometimes push cups off the table

[@SoshoKozadokaGojiraChargedUp]

*Is also living in cardboard boxes too*

[@elighbarrera4197]

Headpats and cuddles is a life for me

[@CrossTrooper-7589]

First you start making another Yandere Kitsune series and now we get a Neko listener Series, well I hope this one becomes a series.

[@zuazz]

Early cat gets the mouse.

[@Sleepynegro420]

U really like this channel huh

[@EchthelionII]

Tell that to my 3 cats, they don't seem to know that.

[@zuazz]

@@Sleepynegro420 What..? Noooooo~

[@Sleepynegro420]

@@zuazz I think u do I literally see a comment from u almost every video

[@zuazz]

@@Sleepynegro420 I have no idea what you're talking about haha.

[@sliid1926]

Me: i'm gonna slee... Whelp i am not gonna sleep.

[@sloth-hw5pj]

Ah I see your a fellow insomnia as well

[@Game_Over64]

This is perfect. Need sequel right meow.

[@Missing-Ace]

You have cat to be kitten me right meow that pun was so bad

[@Storm1234]

Lol nice cat puns y'all

[@vomitless8086]

@@Missing-Ace what are you talking about? I thought it was purrfect for my humor!

[@Ash-hj4dk]

How come I didn’t realise the pun until I read the reply ✋😭

[@Briareos-yf9kl]

I sometimes feel like a stray to society skittishly scared and confused. All I ever wanted was someone I never knew to tell me its gonna be ok.

[@aboutblank956]

I don't think I've roleplayed as a neko yet and I've roleplayed as a whole lot of things

[@bookerdewitt4811]

Now WE are the neko!

[@SelenaFan85]

@DangerousASMR you have a wonderful voice. I have PTSD and your voice calms me during your ASMR videos. Keep up the good work. 😃☺️

[@solsystem1342]

Hugs and bugs pal, hope you're doing well ❤

[@Butchi-butchi]

@@solsystem1342I hope the same as well

[@kaiRagin]

This should really be a series. Also if the listener is missing a finger they should be proud. Dude got into a fight and won. Also got a cool skarr to remember it with. They could also get a cool silver blade claw but that's just a fantasy.

[@AlexanderFrost]

Aaaaaaa your voice is so soothing, I can't handle it! *Dies from maximum over-comf*

[@eduardocavalcante516]

I know who took my finger, A crazy doggo saying "YUBI YUBI"

[@TheVirginMeri]

I admit I can be pretty catty sometimes, so this ain't too far off.

[@alphalazerwerecat7720]

*humanoid sabertooth slowly backs away, then attempts escaping*

[@AsherDuquesne05]

The way this made my pretends to be dark heart melt

[@Trugtev427]

I would like to say, this is now a series. You have no say. Im kidding, but it would definitely be pretty dope

[@sherlockholmes112]

Yesss I’m such a sucker for neko listener and there’s so little of it out there! I love this, please tell me it’ll be a series

[@chuckb8514]

Scars can be cute remember Bandaged Anime Girls.

[@Val-yq7pt]

Danger you’re genuinely my favorite asmrist/voice actress I’ve ever come across I can’t even begin to praise your talent and the content you create for us, your voice is just so fluid and real it’s amazing

[@skeetsmcgrew3282]

I have a personal passion for the scars part of this video. I think scars are really cool, most of us hide our damage in our hearts, but some people wear them on their skin. Even if it's a silly story, or a sad story, or whatever, it's like a physical representation of who you are. I went to school with this girl who got bitten in the face by a dog at a young age and it left this massive scar across her cheek under her eye. She was ridiculed quite a bit but she was also really pretty, I always felt so bad for her. I'm not sure how much she dated in high school but I know she always looked sad. I haven't thought about her in awhile, but I'm pretty sure she's who started me thinking about how stupid being ashamed of a scar is. Maybe I'm a weirdo but I think it sometimes makes people more attractive, like you are a real person and not some plastic doll.

[@rubenlamprecht287]

Then i must be very handsome cuz i am covered in arm scars most of which i cannot remember how i got them...

[@asmrconnoisseur6936]

I love these asmr's very much the role reversal of the listener being the neko I find very enjoyable really hope there will be a part two either way SOILD 10 out a 10 from the Asmr Connoisseur

[@Super-BallSharp]

I've always wanted to be adopted...❤

[@superioryam9475]

Depending on how old you are I can arrange that just tell me where your parents are

[@Super-BallSharp]

@@superioryam9475 i know this is a joke but... I just don't understand

[@hoddtoward2623]

ha, no you don't, trust me, you never have the same connection you do with biological parents with adopted parents

[@LeIouch.]

This audio is already legendary, but it’ll be even better if you have milk!

[@luukgodschalk2573]

Mommy milk ;) Sorry had to do it

[@xdcookies967]

Milk of the mother

[@communistcapitalist8971]

Westren men have grown weak, real men have no need for milk.

[@arkraith4148]

Cats are allergic to milk tho...

[@communistcapitalist8971]

@@arkraith4148 Because they are manly! Edit: Cats produce more testo than everyone, women like Testo, that is why most cat lovers are women because testo attracts femininity!

[@Kirito-oo3ex]

Needs. To. Be. A. Series!!!!! I AM IN LOVE

[@dontworryaboutmyhandle]

whenever i heard “your leg!” i instantly thought to that one guy in the spongebob series who always says “my leg!!!”

[@KT-nh3dm]

0:10 hit marker

[@noahavocado3705]

I really love this❤️ would love to see a part 2

[@2015Drama]

I need a sequel for this right nyaow! This whole role play is just purrrrrfect.

[@Teddyrudgegaming]

"what happened to your leg then? "Simply just a flesh wound"

[@crimsonmaelstrom573]

Do NOT start with the Black Knight memes

[@Teddyrudgegaming]

@@crimsonmaelstrom573 sorry bro

[@eclipsedcos]

as soon as i heard her voice i went from switch to sub REAL fast

[@luissantiago5163]

Wholesome as hell already

[@MrTwincam316]

Now this sounds like a good new story line, can’t wait for the next chapter

[@FlaglerAmerica]

Adopted a Neko I’m blessed

[@alexanderjamesaustin]

I was so confused, going into this i thought we were just an actual cat

[@Lone_Zer0]

I never expected to be adopted

[@prelude4075]

Me, someone who likes tuna, salmon, and probably headpats: I sense some unusual parallels here.Very wholesome. Excellent work!

[@batonsteroids4595]

Another impressive video of Dangerous, which certainly needs part two. Also that's a great script. Awesome work.

[@TheFoxfiend]

I'm a very empathic person, I feel a lot of what others feel, and when listening to a roleplay I feel everything the POV character feels, even if it is lessened by not personally feeling it. I love experiencing all sorts of things, so I loved this.

[@Sleepynegro420]

I can die happy with these asmrs

[@Wolfdancer4859]

Definitely going to need a part 2!

[@johnmivule-novabow8143]

Man needed this today, thank you Danger gonna sleep well tonight

[@derick115_1]

Hope tomorrow is a better day

[@crosont7980]

Me: "aaaahhhhhhhhhhh" Her: "why are you running why are you running"

[@lioninwinter9316]

We have 4 gerald that I feed. None of them will let me get closer than 6ft. I've trapped a few and had them neutered/spayed and released them. There's a few more to go. I wish they were friendly but oh well. Lucky with your Neko.

[@brohambbg]

This is all I could have ever hoped for thank you so fucking much

[@shmoneydance6238]

Your Audio editing is so fire in all your videos like top tier 🔥

[@eimillian216]

Low key got caught off guard when the audio ended. I thought there was going to be an ending other than “let me go get more food”, but in my mind it opened the idea that there might be a part two later on?

[@laaxiladeturry8700]

Debo ser el unico hablante de español que escucha esto, pero lo amo y amo a Dangerous

[@DominicBelzebub]

Como persona que habla portugués me identifico con su situación.

[@Papa_Cd-22]

No hay problema Ya llegue Conmigo somos 10

[@M0rgann._.]

As the neko as I am I shall get headpat, Ear scratches , cuddles, and nose boops that's what I need UvU

[@Dinosaurman34]

Ye, am catboy

[@r-yan8573]

So we're just ignore how Dangerous is perfect for a Lady Dimitrescu roleplay

[@spanishman3336]

Holy fak I bet someone is taking down notes

[@ALJ9000]

Well, you got your wish

[@hanneehallem3000]

Thank you so much. It's the only comfort i find these days. ❤❤❤ And am i the only one that gets Marjor cottage core vibes.

[@hanneehallem3000]

❤

[@Leo.is.sleepy]

“The way some people treat nekos just appalls me!!” Oh? Like how we’re treated as pets and happiness slaves even though we are intelligent, empathetic, and have a consciousness? “I can’t understand how anyone sees you as anything other than adorable!!” Yep there it is ….

[@brianfeltrop2421]

This needs a part 2. This is an amazing audio

[@dominonewbs1209]

All I heard was *"OUT PEST"* And was shook for the first few minutes.

[@crazygoatanimations3577]

yeah human, i'm soiprised that you didn't nyotice my accent, most humans i meet say i sound like meowth from pokeymon. that joik who hit me with that broom caught me when i was just trying to soivive

[@okaigh2488]

If only a woman like dangerous would love me

[@brohambbg]

*dear god please make this a series*

[@kamerongrice8196]

How the tables have turned with this one

[@Joke_The_Skeleton]

Ayo the pizza here 2:40

[@lilyortiz3209]

We need to protect her she's precious and she is adorable nothing is going to happen to her she is a Chosen One

[@kingoverdose2154]

Have you thought about making a tall vampire lady from RE8 asmr, 10/10 the floodgates on that are about to open

[@yenibrry]

After all these centuries, finally, I have found it

[@DVS-rb9wn]

We are not perfect, we are only human, thanks for this sweet audio for all of us to enjoy and forget the pain that is reality. I hope (and i think all of us here in the comments do) this gets to be a series, no pressure, thanks Miss Dangerous for being you.

[@dakotamartin3119]

Actually, right now we are neko, not human.

[@robertthedevil7598]

A very nice twist on a classic theme! Love it!

[@akagi2.054]

Bruh this is just perfect

[@brianfeltrop2421]

I started the video and my cat started meowing and playing with her toy lol. But besides that. I loved this. This deserves a pt. 2

[@thesaviourfromheavensunwuk9639]

I love it and not bad you were in to character and please make a part 2

[@couchpotato8869]

As a neko potato I want headpats and skritches about 50 of them

[@LuxTinkering]

I love this storyline just as much if not more than the giantess story. I really hope to see more.

[@DDayJayke]

Oh no! I am smol kitten!

[@tunafeeshy3170]

Oh yeah, this is the content I subscribed for

[@bananamuffiin9869]

Ahhhhhh I just really really like it and just love it to!! So nice !!

[@jaysmith6841]

Really wish there was more to this story I really loved this audio ❤

[@Ray-21]

The beginning lowkey scared be a little 😭😂😂

[@iamvidahayes8152]

Ok wait I have scars all Over me and when she said we shouldn’t feel ugly cause we scars it really hit me 😭 🤚🏼

[@CoffeeAddict_Tweeker]

Her:Oh no are you alright!? Me: mentally no