Adult Reviews Children's "Nail-a-Peel" 3D Technology (only appropriate for teenagers and up)

[@shaelynatthedisco1359]

“If we expect great things from our children why do we give our kids garbage things?” -Cristine 2018

[@samtheisopod4764]

Almost 1k likes and no comments

[@samtheisopod4764]

So i changed it

[@Rania-tm6sh]

@@samtheisopod4764 XD

[@samtheisopod4764]

@@Rania-tm6sh :3

[@ツツ-o4r6p]

I am not as think as you drunk I am do you mean im not as drunk as you think i am?

[@App1_e]

“Tell me something I don’t know.” Horses and rats can’t throw up.

[@wrenpuskar]

If the horse throws up, they bouta die

[@alexisflory6496]

Also when a horse chokes the food is stuck in the throat and not the airways.

[@Thedaisyjaynes]

Neither can Rabbits.

[@goatfamtiktoks9790]

Nail 3D art is shit hope you dident know that😂

[@jellyweeb4831]

Cool

[@annamarie_k]

Love how they use teens in the ads when in reality, teens are most likely using regular nail polish. (And the logical ones use holo nail polish)

[@chanaweinstein531]

A common advertising practice. Especially with kids products. Showing older kids playing with it invokes a sense of cool.

[@annamarie_k]

Hannah G I guess so, I’ve never thought of it that way

[@chanaweinstein531]

Yeah. Advertising is strange. There are weird rules on children's advertising, but aging up the actors is common practice for this reason.

[@user-mx4yf6ht4b]

I just am toooooo lazy to paint nails

[@HarryStikers]

I guess I'm not logical, I prefer plain black polish with a matte top coat 😂

[@amandafinnegan1140]

The first ever like "childs toy" i got was a soap making kit and alls you had to do was melt soap base put colour in it then put it in a mold the first colour i did was blue once it was hard i used it and IT DYED MY HAND AND SINK BLUE FOR A MONTH AND MY SINK IS STILL PARTLY BLUE AND ITS BEEN OVER 7 YEARS!!!!!!

[@cheesesauce494]

Wow

[@theanubisfan10]

You could say that toy..... Blue

[@Chakrenqueen]

Omg. That's hilarious 😅 I'm sorry for you, though. Melt and pour is so much fun and you can do so much with it.... don't let that experience let it ruin for you 😊

[@kittenmimi5326]

Oh gosh, melt and pour soap kit... I'm sorey for your unpleasant experience with it ;-; But it's one of the best toy (?) I have growing up. There's a clear glycerin base, white soap base, colorant, glitter, molds, various fragrance oils... I also have a perfune making kit, so I could use my perfume in the soap. It's so cool making soap that changes fragrance as you use it, fluffy soap, and shaped soap suspended in a block of clear soap...

[@MoltenLqva]

rip

[@soap3888]

*"If we expect great things from our children, why do we give them garbage things?"* _-SimplyNailogical2K18_

[@beestruckk]

Hyungwon From Thot Patrol lmao that uSERNAME AND PROFILE PIC THOOO😂

[@cutietaetae.]

I spot a wild Hyungwon....... Also best quote of 2k18 :)

[@nessie505]

this is actually a pretty good quote

[@finnedfury6888]

I found fellow kpop fans 😏

[@soap3888]

stan monsta x I'm everywhere on KZbin. Just find my comment 'cause it's there somewhere

[@isopodch.4599]

I heard you donated like, $1,000 more dollars to the Ottawa Humane Society for their outstanding vet bills. This is one of the many reasons that I not only look up to you as one of my favorite, most entertaining KZbinrs, but because on the surface, you seem to be a loud, cursing, person, but you reveal yourself to be an ambitious woman who encourages her fans to stay in school, adopt from shelters, and that the fast fashion world isn't as glamorous as it seems. Y'all, I know Cristine isn't a perfect person, but she really is a good influence to her main demographic (12 to 17 year old girls.)

[@oliviaandjulia5947]

Fishan Chips I thought it was 25 thousand

[@MeMeGirl-uc2vm]

YEA MOM

[@iconic8966]

She is a perfect person but.... okay

[@evelynrabey6621]

Fishan Chips really cool

[@mossymoths2742]

No one is perfect, dont put that pressure on anyone

[@addiesosa543]

"You can check your gram." Me: Excuse me you are 8

[@spookybuns6229]

And up

[@daisyo900]

Addie Sosa that’s what I was thinking

[@Agsy-fn3nr]

I know right

[@theodore_honeybee6104]

“Wait that’s illegal.”

[@noodlepoodle3582]

The commercial sounds like it was writen by a 60 year-old who’s never met a teenager

[@teddymartin9906]

ItS NoT a PrObLeM aNyMoRe!

[@emeryfulgham3641]

You should paint your nails green and then put pics on them like a green screen.

[@racoonplush9080]

GREEN SCREEN MAN- I MEAN NAILS! Edit: 4 likes?! Thats the best ive ever done!

[@KatieM786]

Omg I can't even 😂😂😂😂 She could take a selfie and be a star! (seriously though, I would totally watch the green screen thing😊👍)

[@sadierivera3298]

Emery Fulgham OMG YESSSSSSSS

[@fallenangelkay]

peanut butter OmG yAsssss

[@irlwillsolace]

@@racoonplush9080 ALBERTO FOR LIFEE

[@kellymcmahan2094]

Toy companies need to stop slapping the word “technology” and “science” on the titles to justify genuinely bad products. Good thing I get my reviews from a *R E L I A B L E S O U R C E*

[@destinyjeffrey7871]

🙌🙌

[@maple2441]

I’ve seen your comments on so many of her videos oml

[@thesheepdog5852]

“If we expect great things from our children, why do we give them garbage things” had me in tears 😂🤣😂

[@ejstrunck]

Chubby CHINCHILLAS as a Gen Z kid, this is the ultimate mood

[@latersugarpumpkin]

so true!

[@adriannalara1204]

“how much time do kids have these days?” me sitting in quarantine: 🙂

[@kiharaslifeumbarila5612]

Yesssssssssssss

[@rainbowheart6266]

Jepp

[@pixculcute3354]

I am pregnant becz of covid 🙂...btw I am 20

[@ellak6342]

@Chonlo's Tesla 11 year olds are watching this-

[@olivialedger]

@@ellak6342 I’m 12 but yes I’ve been watching her since I was 9

[@lauraw4556]

“It’s holo and it’s trash...so it’s basically me” LMFAO I RELATE 😂😂

[@kiminamijun]

Like OMG same!!! LOL XD LMAO 👌💯👏👏👏👏

[@emma-tg4gt]

Same 😂

[@totallyanonymous7962]

"732 likes and 2 replies" "sImPlY sUsPiCiOuS"

[@ivy8784]

I WAS LITERALLY JUST WATCHING THE VIDEO AND SCROLLING THROUGH THE COMMENTS AND SHE SAID THAT RIGHT AS I READ YOUR COMMENT OMIGOSH

[@brynn3040]

BRO SAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@karak2748]

The cut ins of the actual tutorial lady saying “whatever” and “literally” so fake actually killed me

[@allyb3510]

Why are you watching then?

[@icansurviveuniversity.imra1405]

Ally Cat nooo! stop trolling! you were the chosen one! I thought you were cool. nooooooooooo!

[@JustRaine13]

Literally? Hahha

[@8888BALL]

Ally B to watch Cristine make fun of a kids toy, what do you think?

[@angelaelliott7958]

"tell me something i dont know" bees dont have lungs

[@dogocatostudios8719]

Can you explain? I ligitametly want to know.

[@risariamanx8996]

@@dogocatostudios8719 arthropods breath through their feet.

[@glassofmilk101]

Risa Ria Manx wow!

[@maelamatika]

WAH

[@_Https.maddie]

Wow

[@nighttimestories9565]

Tell me something I don't know: The reason the royal purple color used to be so expensive in europe during the middle ages is because it was made of snail snot

[@floofiiducklinq9765]

I knew that, but ok 👌

[@AlexSmith-qw3nl]

@@floofiiducklinq9765 it wasnt for u, u aint special lmao

[@floofiiducklinq9765]

@@AlexSmith-qw3nl Never said it was for me or that I was special, but ok 👌

[@AlexSmith-qw3nl]

@@floofiiducklinq9765 then don’t comment

[@clarimm6675]

There are actually still small manufacturers that produce the colour like this but buying wool or fabrics from them is crazy expensive

[@HarryStikers]

"I'm like a doctor, like literally" Me, an actual teenager that has never spoken like that in my life: *dry heaves*

[@HarryStikers]

"I literally can't even" Me: *voms a little*

[@Rain31111]

Pan pride thooooo (also same)

[@yani_bun7042]

Me: *climbs into coffin* after I heard that, I'm like a corpse. Literally!

[@HarryStikers]

@@Rain31111 My pfp is trans pride now 💕

[@HarryStikers]

Coming back a while later, I'm 20 now, and I still have yet to hear a teenager speak like that irl.

[@paulineferguson4714]

Do you have boring 2D nails? *IT’s NOt A PROBlEm AnyMOre!*

[@isabellakinniff]

👏🏻...👏🏻...👏🏻

[@amandapettersson6497]

Fabulous Unicorn YEESS EVERYBODY APPRECIATE THIS COMMENT

[@hanahc3525]

Fabulous Unicorn 🦄

[@ethan4sias]

Wrong channel, BUT I APPRECIATE IT

[@Nora-fi5ml]

*iTs nOt a pRobLeM aNyMorE* **

[@lmnop6947]

Cristine: *smells plastic* Why does it smell like plastic?

[@sophiemarie6796]

It’s without an H she’s said it soo many it times

[@lmnop6947]

Sophie Mayfield I'm sorry that a thing called autocorrect exists, as you wish, I will change it

[@brookecampbell3589]

Bc shes Cristine😂😂😂

[@dils184]

Me: *Smells paper* Why does it smell like paper? Teacher:Because it is paper! Actually happened tho!

[@eeiity8600]

Your pfp is giving me life.

[@Lichen8404]

"Tell me something I dont know" These commercials are dubbed by adults who I'm 99% sure also want to die reading them but just want to eat at the end of the month 💙

[@its_eva]

Tell me something I don’t know The the twenty second of February 2022 (22.2.22) falls on a Tuesday so we can call it 2’sday

[@namjoonssister78]

Lol

[@btsedits_jennabackupandwat1746]

This is the best thing

[@jellibeenthekittinkat3089]

The 22nd of February is my birthday.

[@oreocreme]

Loralie Lynn that’s 2 to 3 years away-

[@Sk_Eman]

22.2 is my birthday And 2022 is my graduation year This information is really amazing to me🙊

[@moonlightwolfgacha6051]

Cristine : Omg I just realised my hiccups are gone ! Me : ItS NoT A PrOblEm AnYmoRe

[@ambitiously_]

No, no, no. *Cristine

[@moonlightwolfgacha6051]

Anonymous Ambition i did put Cristine

[@paigehuffman1337]

its not a problem any more

[@singingofsilver]

My impression of the narrator is terrifying

[@nicolereneef]

lol

[@mooshroomie3223]

Paint your nails green and use a greenscreen effect It would be cool

[@morningglorymoth]

MorePancakesPlease how to cheat at water marble part 8 or whatever number it is

[@aarna9716]

Here ya go:🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞

[@khdijah.]

400th like

[@JohnSmith-wv5vx]

K

[@logiccino]

You could use yellow as well

[@rubyshane2566]

"I'm gonna selfie them and get famous" ...is this-..... is this how adults think kids talk 😅

[@pickleydee4551]

we definitely dont talk like that- atleast not me..

[@internetuser9773]

@@Bee-kv5tx i- 👁👄👁 Chile anyways so

[@regann7227]

Idk it reminds me of my highschool classmates

[@manifestationsofasort]

Apparently??

[@leximae]

Cristine: *smells plastic* “smells like plastic”

[@krs123247]

lol I think she was talking about the "polish"

[@yunique_yunicorn969]

Kelsey its the container she was smelling

[@mariasigridsevilla9229]

Smells like my friends

[@kellymcmahan2094]

*This is the only children’s toy review that matters*

[@peanut4310]

i dont know why im subscribed to you but it's the best decision of my life

[@izzy2604]

my wig flew to exo planet same

[@hxneybee9555]

Your name gives me life

[@heyitbray776]

*YOUR SUBSCRIBED FOR QUALITY LIKE THIS*

[@sierracerna1540]

EXOOOOOOOOOOO OMG ITS KYUNGSOO

[@christianademetriou]

my wig flew to exo planet she’s the best thing that happened on earth

[@DoeFamilyAlbum]

"Tell me something i don't know" Your brain edits out the movement when your eyeballs move. That's why when a movie's camerawork jumps around you might feel sick, but you can move your eyes around without getting motion sickness

[@-moon-266]

Harper Blanks ?

[@DoeFamilyAlbum]

@@-moon-266 yes? You rang?

[@-moon-266]

Harper Blanks ...what do you mean by “edits out the movement”?

[@DoeFamilyAlbum]

@@-moon-266 when you watch a home movie and someone swings the camera around quick, there's a blur until the camera stops. Our eyes should have the same effect when we look quickly from one side to the other, but it doesn't. Thats because the brain knows that would make us disoriented so it edits out the blur.

[@-moon-266]

Harper Blanks Ohhhhhh. Thanks :)

[@SalemtheSpider]

"Tell me something I don't know." Male tortoise shell cats are so rare because, to get a tortoise shell pattern, cats need 2 X chromosomes, making them female. However, on rare occasions, a male cat may get an extra X chromosome, giving it the chromosomes of XXY. This is how you get a male tortoise shell cat.

[@ella_button_gacha_2815]

Weeeeew

[@SpicyCherries]

Same with calico cats

[@jejehh9489]

I'm learning so much from this comment section

[@TT-_-]

*Or* two embryos fuse together in early pregnancy in a way where the resulting kitten has all the colours of the tortoiseshell, and male genitals🤓

[@emmalee6808]

CRISTINE YOU NEED TO REVIEW THE “Barbie: Doll’d Up Nails” NAIL PRINTER THING. I ASKED SANTA FOR IT THREE YEARS IN A ROW. PLEASE DO THIS FOR MY CHILDHOOD. 😂😂

[@macattac1002]

Foooooor childhood!!!!! Cristine!!

[@chloeplayzonrandomdayz4354]

Annie Jane *XD*

[@cupidx9773]

b*tch wheres my barbie nails?

[@gachastudiolover325]

Yay 445 like I was the first *wink* 😉😉

[@rileydb]

OMG I HAD ONE OF THOS EHAHAH

[@comma3518]

“Tell me something I didn’t know” Did you know that when you see magenta your brain sees it as “not green”

[@moehatfield348]

So when I see something green does it see it as “not magenta“

[@katieweible]

@MonicaHatfield sCieNcE

[@2Yeonnnn]

How- does that work...?

[@dokayy]

huh?

[@TheEliseRodgers]

• Spicy Sockz • it has to do with the rods and cones in your eyes - We can’t actually see the whole spectrum of light, we see reflection of light/color and what’s absorbed. Dogs don’t just see black and white like is usually portrayed. They also have rods and cones in the eye set up, just fewer than the typical human. They can still see colors like blue and yellow. Dogs’ “color blindness” models the typical red/green colorblindness that is common among humans. Dogs can’t distinguish between reds and greens, so all the bright red balls we throw into the green grass look like objects in grey shades, sitting in an area of grey shades. Humans with red/green colorblindness have the same issue - basically what’s happening is that when they “See Magenta”, their brain actually doesn’t see it as “not green”, so seeing color is partially how it’s maybe absorbed/reflected from a Surface, and partially how it’s processed in your eyes, and then partially how it’s processed in your brain.

[@sofia-ee9jp]

“Tell me something I don’t know” On September 19th you can get a free donut at Krispy Kreme by talking like a pirate. You can get a free dozen for dressing like one.

[@adinepetri1916]

Sofía Fredericks why

[@rajivsodhi5]

I am going to try this and get a free dozen donuts!!

[@erinschrimsher7606]

It’s because doughnuts came from a sailor or “pirate” that was in the middle of a storm and had to use his steering wheel. But, he was eating a dough nut that his mom had made. She usually put nuts or fruits in the middle hence the name doughnut. When the sailor had to set down his doughnut he placed it on his steering wheel, which poked out the center of the doughnut. Thought he usually ate them like this because the center of the doughnut was often uncooked. I have way to much time on my hands....... thank you and goodnight!

[@katiebayles8342]

I did that once! My family all together got 4 or 5 dozen donuts. 🍩🍩🍩

[@katiebayles8342]

@Kayleigh Tallent yep

[@sodapoprincess]

“Tell me something I don’t know.” Your brain can always sense when someone is staring at you, even when you sleep... which may explain why you wake up in the middle of the night... hold on a sec **locks doors**

[@emizology]

yes, and you can mess with people by staring at them and when they go to look at you, you look away and they are always so confused

[@sodapoprincess]

Emma Swirl why is this so funny to me lol i-

[@slimyfurby]

oh...

[@moth5737]

Uh that doesn’t work in movies because the people still is asleep

[@sanavinaik4012]

#smartsexual

[@MellowRocksGacha]

*If we expect great things from our children, why do we give our children garbage things* CRISTINE HAS WON THE QUOTE OF THE YEAR AWARD thanks for da likes. *childrens toys* : )

[@iamnothere700]

MellowRocks45645 Gacha aww yee

[@tiredhouseparty1404]

nooo it’s cristine

[@aiforever8609]

MellowRocks45645 Gacha Preach.

[@MellowRocksGacha]

@@tiredhouseparty1404 calm down.

[@tiredhouseparty1404]

MellowRocks45645 Gacha i am calm what

[@ndn0385]

"If we expect great things from our children, why do we give our children garbage things..?" -simply naillogical

[@nicolasniconick3]

something u didn't know: the dot on the i is called a tittle

[@genocideshoto4047]

AAAH TITTLE THATS SO CUTE

[@SpicyCherries]

@Callie Daulton i knew someone was gonna say that 😂

[@lily2833]

@Callie Daulton I knew someone was gonna say that

[@sphmthr]

and it’s sometimes july!!

[@ReadObituaries]

Uhm, I actually love this.

[@holly6823]

I can't stop laughing at the nails in the advert. they look like nails crafted from playdough

[@Noname33e]

No they look like puff paint scrubbed on their nails...

[@JennaLaTorella]

Cristine and children’s toys = legendary

[@anonymousarmadillo9750]

iM jUsT hAvInG tHe TiMe Of My LiFe

[@ollieroseb541]

aNd i OwE It aLL tO yOu

[@blissfullygoodthoughts]

It's not a problem anymoreee

[@bethanyfarmer4455]

“How much time do kids have these days?” All of it Cristine, all of it.

[@allisonfan1332]

i’m wHEEZING THIS WAS RECOMMENDED TO ME IN _BEAUTY TIPS_

[@m4n1cp1x13]

trouble clef welcome to the science side of KZbin 😂

[@_TSC_46]

lol

[@stancurry5265]

BEAUTY TIPS, HUH? you've come to the right place

[@lattelps6157]

trouble clef Oml same! 😂😂😂😂

[@sewerratwithabaguette1443]

Lol

[@Nnnnnnnnnnp]

The oddly specific title is everything

[@yunique_yunicorn969]

Dominic Ciccarelli I’m 10

[@Fullspectrumfeed]

Dominic Ciccarelli why r u every where

[@liv-1553]

Yunique_Yunicorn well then you shouldn’t be on KZbin

[@holo.its.meee._.2273]

Liv - she can be on you tube is she wants to be

[@liv-1553]

holo.its.meee. _. She kinda can’t though. KZbin has an age restriction. It’s 13+.

[@elliemessenbird1690]

Something you might not know: Crows remember faces and hold grudges against people they don't like. True fact tho 😂😂🐦

[@nataliecameron6077]

its okay me too

[@taylorgreen9929]

And that is why I always try to be polite to crows

[@joannasaadati8810]

My husband tried to get close to a crows nest and they got mad. For 2 years after they attacked him whenever he walked by 😂

[@comma3518]

And that’s why we have three giant bags of peanuts specifically for crows in our pantry

[@catsaregreat6314]

The random stuff all the crow on my street hate me. I hate them so me and my dog scare them off lol

[@andreamorris5730]

I fr thought is said “kids sold separately” like BRUH ID HOPE SO

[@App1_e]

Get 2 for one’s price!

[@App1_e]

Wait, that doesn’t make sense.

[@tiara50000]

*ShE iS tHe NoM nOm GiRl!!!!*

[@b0ngbussy132]

TIARA potato OMG I LOVE YOU’RE PFP!

[@tiara50000]

Keegan Brownie thanks!!!

[@b0ngbussy132]

I’m a potato too!

[@tiara50000]

Keegan Brownie lol

[@nikolagadusova5541]

Conspiracy theory

[@gaan792]

"tell me something I don't know" *There are more Lego people than actual people in the world, also everyone in the world could have 100 pieces of lego.* Don't Question me I watched a very entertaining documentary

[@majapiasecka5947]

Eden ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ what was it called?? 😂

[@gaan792]

Maja Piasecka I don't know 😂

[@majapiasecka5947]

Eden ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ *sigh* I wanted to watch it 😂😂

[@JellyHonya]

@@majapiasecka5947 me too T^T

[@Rose_or_something]

Same 😭😭

[@sourcherryscones9645]

Cristine: So they want more nail art huh? *NAIL A PEEL*

[@taniamagaly1514]

Sour cherry scones *Cristine

[@sourcherryscones9645]

tania hernandez oops it auto corrects on my phone 😂😂

[@tomaetoma359]

Sour cherry scones its cristine not christine

[@blurple8398]

“Tell me something I don’t know” Okay! North Korea and Cuba are the only places in the world where you can’t buy a Coca-Cola!

[@Stettafire]

A few tears back this wasnt the case, but now it is. So cocoa cola released products with a different name from their western counterparts to reduce association with the west. There were multiple products like this, this is where the name 7up came from

[@blurple8398]

Stettafire oh wow never knew that

[@SpicyCherries]

A n t a r c t i c a

[@lp0172]

Girl your makeup is on POINT today!

[@kannasan6284]

BatSnacks24 its always on point

[@noname-mh4ff]

Yea is is TEA!!

[@bellateeda4865]

Abby Rozsa u are like 10

[@rejectedplastic]

BatSnacks24 I love your profile picture 😂

[@page.yanyan]

BatSnacks24 it is every day :)

[@endmepls4656]

"Tell me something I don't know" Dogs have the same mental capacity as toddlers, and can only learn over two hundred words, like a toddler.

[@katieweible]

I never knew that.

[@baksjxjska]

Then, if a toddler can evolve and learn, dogs also can

[@cheeryblossoms2011]

No. They're brains aren't hardwired to develop any more. A toddler's brain is still developing.

[@Life-vu5te]

'Only' and 'over two hundred' ? Over two hundred can be anything

[@its_eva]

Well like a couple of other people have pointed out toddlers are still developing whilst dogs aren’t and besides the intelligence and mental capacity of a dog heavily relies on its breed

[@mariebuan5294]

"If we expect great things from our children, why do we give our children such garbage things.." -Cristine 2018

[@mistressXXjamie]

Marie Buan in America we give them a garbage education, garbage food and garbage health care so why not garbage toys? Lolol

[@alvaessner5769]

Marie Buan that is actually true tho

[@IcyIndigo]

Jamie Mathis truth!

[@elliottrobinson5134]

" Tell me something I don't know" Optix is a gene in butterflies that determines the color of a butterflies wings. It acts as the master control for the genes controlling color pigment product. Getting rid of it makes most butterflies shades of grey. In certain species though it reveals a natural blue that is created by the shape of the butterflies wings scales and not through pigment.

[@deidreschulte7820]

5:14 Tic tacs are almost pure sugar but get away with calling themselves sugar free because United States regulations says it has to have less than a gram of sugar to be sugar free and tic tacs weigh less than a gram.

[@mayajanaeee]

Deidre wow

[@valaya.3]

Thank you for that something I didn't know. What an interesting random fact that I can now store in my mind space to impress people at parties

[@victoriahunter933]

Deidre interesting

[@ivy8784]

Yaassss someone else who actually said a random fact they didn’t think Cristine knew!! (Mine was that in 1888 the middle name of a murder victims son was Alfred lol)

[@cvntinadennys]

My life is a lie

[@Purrito66]

Cristine: Yes I was a smartass as a child and still am. Me: Still a child or still a smartass? Cristine: ............. Both

[@Purrito66]

Thank you

[@avocado8137]

But like same I am a kid and a smartass

[@Rita.7]

Here’s something you may not know: kids tend to watch videos recommended for them (obviously lol) but most times they watch it multiple times which can result in the video having millions of views. And most times they don’t know how to comment or just lose interest super fast. I learned this from observing my little niece, hope this helps!

[@insipidinsanity]

Cherita Cook And on the kids KZbin app there is no way to comment so they can't even if they wanted to.

[@ugly1432]

Oh I was thinking the bought views

[@bingbong5053]

I remember as a kid I'd watch the same 5 commercials on youtube all the time and I didn't know how to comment on videos.

[@araya77]

I lierally lost interest 5 seconds reading that 😳😂

[@kellyyinger5499]

Cherita Cook im a kid and i don't do that

[@baksjxjska]

"Tell me something i dont know" Pigs are smarter than kids

[@hatsunemikuenjoyer6900]

As a kid: never have I've been so offended by something I 100% agree with.

[@cniknik9863]

Well gotta think about ages. A full grown pig can be smarter than a human child because the child is still in development. But compared to similarities, a piglet vs a child of the same age range, which one would score higher. And at what categories, because there is no one set system of intelligence.

[@stutterguy9201]

I feel like children's toys have gotten more and more complex, and companies just haven't been able to keep up the quality or the reliability. However, I'm not the best at gauging this as I spent the early nineties in the garden smashing up bricks with a hammer because it was the only thing my two braincells could agree on.

[@rttnmlk123]

StutterGuy eh but any thing more complexity isn't a bad thing. Makes their motor and focus skills get some exercise

[@wowanothercookie]

It isn't a bad thing, but it does need better design to make it work, wich a lot of companies might not spend any money on. If you want cheap toys, you can't make it super complex, because then you just get garbage.

[@lydiakelly4041]

Damn the smashing bricks in the garden is a mood

[@stutterguy9201]

I'm not saying the complexity is the issue, as I agree with you in that it helps develop skills. I'm aiming my critique at the quality of the toys that companies are manufacturing. Most companies are aiming for the highest profit possible, which means cutting costs and making things real cheap, which is something that doesn't mix well with a complex design, especially when it has to be child-safe.

[@leoramirez2784]

StutterGuy this is great.

[@agapeeternal]

Christine: I used to throw dance parties in my room Ben: **clutching his pearls** eXCUSE ME????

[@thaticecreamismine7486]

Mari S I don’t get it

[@poltergeist-5243]

And here we can see Cristine slowly going insane

[@CL-tc5dz]

lullitaA 0310 sloWly gOinG INsAnE

[@mimi0_0amor]

I’m surprised this isn’t pinned 😂😂😂

[@lookitsaturtle4557]

Lol hahaha

[@alphajeti]

Cristine: "come out wherever you are" me: "okay okay I'm gay"

[@ish4638]

LMAO

[@jellyweeb4831]

Same though

[@lenaroten2194]

Ha! Same!

[@avocado8137]

I’m bi

[@alphajeti]

@@avocado8137 I am too actually 😄

[@qlsjjsjsjfjs855]

It took humanity approximately 4 times longer to switch from copper swords to steel swords than it took to switch from steel swords to nuclear bombs.

[@rekacsala1749]

Thanks for the history class

[@qlsjjsjsjfjs855]

Snowman 13 welp she asked for a fact

[@alexjo77.]

"If we expect great things from our children why do we give our children garbage things ?" Simply NailLogical 2018 I don't know Cristine you tell me

[@chicky28799]

Kitten Tuber "garbeg"

[@rubymiddleton6271]

Garbeg

[@MariaNormie]

Garbeg

[@mahnoor3360]

Garbeg

[@sofiaakhter9358]

Garbeg

[@downwiththepenguin5725]

Here’s something you probably didn’t know: In 1923, a jockey by the name of Frank Hayes won a race at Belmont Park, New York even though he suffered from a heart attack midway through the event and died. His body stayed in the saddle until he crossed the finish line (first, may I add), and he was crowned with the first place trophy. Must’ve been a pretty awkward awards ceremony, eh?

[@sp00ky_scary]

thispotato idrathernotsay That would have been awkward just like “and he’s won! oh wait sorry this is just coming in OH SH*T THE JOCKEY’S DEAD!!! Turns out he had a heart attack halfway through... well this is awkward Do they still win?”

[@charlottebutler6656]

thispotato idrathernotsay that's so sad tho. And yeah real akward

[@teanashookson3638]

thispotato idrathernotsay you know what's more awkward? Not commenting about the video

[@yvie402]

*i'm garbage** It' cause she said in the video to tell her something she didn't know in the comments

[@svenmurphy-deyoung8209]

*i'm garbage** oh honey

[@GeneralNuisance00]

"Tell me something I don't know" The Nintendo Wii's security got defeated by a pair of tweezers.

[@jjunicorn5181]

someone should make a compilation called “the weird nail lady on the internet giving people good advice”

[@katherinemetcalf7974]

Cristine: "Ive missed you ..." Me: "I missed you too" Cristine: "Children's toys" Me: "Oh"

[@raeyapuff3773]

katherine metcalf Cristine* No h

[@katherinemetcalf7974]

Raeya Puff omg how could I, ty x

[@lyssamarie4550]

katherine metcalf same

[@MissDaechwita]

Same 😂

[@marvel_memes8335]

Same

[@hamberggerr3895]

are they assuming my nail size

[@julissataffy4997]

I•Ariel•l honestly

[@yunique_yunicorn969]

And gender

[@mariasigridsevilla9229]

And age

[@deletedstars186]

How dare they

[@amy2581]

Sadly so

[@rookinson]

Me, a teen: *slowly cringing by the second at how that voice over girl was talking*

[@yesimhuman4500]

Cristine: " tell me something I don't know" Me: haleys comet will pass again around 2061 which means Christine will be about 72 years old

[@oliviatorres731]

Yes Im Human NO H

[@mandagracexox]

so that would make cristine born in 2001 and only 16/17 right now

[@julianees1788]

Amanda Anderson umm I am born in 2001 and that would only mean I would be 60 in 2061.

[@yesimhuman4500]

MATH: 2061 minus 2018 gives you 43 plus 29 (her current age) gives you 72

[@cloudyskytrash5310]

"Why do we expect great things from our children when we give them trash" That's actually really meaningful?? Thanks for giving me the quote I needed for my philosophy project lmao

[@ambitiously_]

*if we expect great things from children, why do we give them trash? It's meaningful to not misquote people, too. Especially if you are using them in a project. 🤦🏼‍♀️

[@wolpertinger.]

Cloudy Sky Trash LMAO you better cite Christine or we will all be disappointed

[@mere8938]

Anonymous Ambition *if we expect great things from children, why do we give them garbage things* You said it wrong too it’s not trash it’s garbage same thing I know but you were just telling someone not to misquote and then you did while trying to correct them 🤔🤣

[@jimin4life797]

"If we expect great things from our children why do we give them trash things " This

[@neptunelxve]

Hello fellow ARMY xx

[@suki3637]

hi army and so accurate

[@jimin4life797]

Adrianna Prevost hiii

[@jimin4life797]

Ani Is Here hiiiiii

[@annabrown3337]

Cristine: who is responsible for ruining children? KZbin": plays tick tok advert... 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@missbeaussie]

Turn off targeting ads and you'll be surprised at the weird shit they try to sell you.

[@rayanebouhouche4888]

Is it just me or her makeup looks bomb? 😍

[@amymccune519]

If it does ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@genesisvazquez1068]

That teach me how to beauty tour wasn't for nothing!

[@rayanebouhouche4888]

Genesis Vazquez that teach me how to beauty tour helped me as well lol

[@toffee3926]

"Tell me something I don't know" You can always see your nose, your brain just chooses to ignore it. (Yes I know I'm a year late)

[@alyssaphipps8589]

Vexidan me too

[@kauryisabelfeliz602]

Same lol

[@claudiaquiroga2551]

same

[@xxlunarwolfxx3604]

lol i dont ignore it

[@8888BALL]

I’m late too

[@maia9563]

2:27 i thought it said *”Kids each sold separately.”*

[@kiminamijun]

Can I have one?

[@spoopstiel5806]

same!!!!

[@fatinahissa3982]

Susan Sukhbold same😂

[@noctysite]

Same

[@r.y.2110]

Susan Sukhbold same

[@lucyb.624]

Watching this in 2020 "how much time do children have on their hands?" You don't even know...

[@heathercrummie]

Ikr!! XD lol

[@Triveni_Arora]

I loved your reaction when you started getting hiccups😂😂❤️

[@aoife7831]

Same xD I'm dead

[@juliagreifenberg4468]

"fuck I'm fucked" 😂😂😂

[@lauraw4556]

I miss slumber parties 😭 Adult sleepovers should be a thing 💁‍♀️

[@leahhumenansky1961]

Laura Wall so true

[@Femmebutstillathem]

Laura Wall they exist. Its called orgy 😛

[@melissa-qk8ot]

that's a one night stand

[@aidenking7143]

Called getting absolutely smashed on alcohol hen. x

[@cassidyvarg5125]

As an adult, I wholeheartedly agree. So I have arranged to have one next Saturday with my girls

[@kainkim7380]

You should go into a store blindfolded and pick out some nail polish. The challenge is to create a red carpet worthy nail art❤️

[@kaitlyndury1234]

Kain Kim This is an awesome idea! She definitely needs to do it!

[@mom23js]

agreed! but i think she'd be paying more for the broken bottles she didnt intend on reaching for😂

[@manifestationsofasort]

"Tell me something I don't know." The first depiction of a white Jesus was in the Sistine Chapel by Michelangelo. He based the painting on one of his male lovers.

[@hazelholmdahl2687]

Oh my god so hip so trendy so amazed

[@parmavioIets]

Lmao. Also, random question, but did you draw your profile image? It's amazing.

[@user-xt3tx2yo7v]

“Tell me something I don’t know.” Polar bears do not have white hair, they have them transparent and thanks to the light it gives the effect of white color.

[@moriamookundaye9133]

Cool

[@sasharohr1633]

I KNEW THAT! I. KNEW. THAT. 😁😁😁😁🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤯🤯🤯😆😆😆😆😆

[@SpicyCherries]

I read this wrong and then i read it right and now im confused if im right or your right

[@solomonder6059]

That’s pretty well known lmao

[@alinearreola]

As a 29 year old myself, I want to thank you for actually being honest with these kids! I have 12 and 13 year old students who want to be Insta famous and KZbin stars and it just breaks my heart/infuriates me because that's what they see. Someone becomes famous and they don't tell them the truth but you, you tell them how it is!!!! THANK YOU!!!!!!!!! STAY IN SCHOOL KIDS!!!!!!!!!!

[@missarnold1988]

Aline Lazaro-Arreola my 12 year watches KZbin n anime all day but wants to be a doctor. I guess I got a good 1 😂😂😂

[@lovelyluna3518]

Aline Lazaro-Arreola Well you do have to to to school for stuff like with KZbin (video production.) So tell them to stay in school 😀.

[@riokad5863]

Hello adults, I am child

[@kogasoulmate]

Aline Lazaro-Arreola Well they can be KZbin “stars”, I find it fun to make vids on my other channel and other people make lots of money from KZbin. BUT THEY WONT BE INSTA FAMOUS!

[@xandelta5306]

Hello grownups- child coming through

[@limabeans9282]

Simply: tell me something i dont know Me:....theres a bird in india that resembles a tucan and has a wingspan of 5 feet

[@sierra2137]

you mean a horn bill?

[@TheRainyKingdom]

Whatttt

[@frigglenuggets5223]

Cristine, I don't know if you'll see this, but when you are with your family (Dad and Jen), you should call it "Simply Biological. I don't know where I got this idea, but anyways I hope Cristine sees this! ❤️

[@ArturGlass.C]

I don't know if it's the best idea. People would probably think it's Cristine the science queen doing some biology stuff. More like "Symply genealogical" but that's a bit long.

[@malyhakhakwani5388]

Friggle Nuggets cool

[@TheMscandy123]

Simply genetical

[@mrmistyeyes4338]

"What happens If you're 6 or 7 years old?" *I D E N T I T Y C R I S I S*

[@maferzegarra5058]

That “dance party” was everything I needed in my life...

[@xptoxicwaste]

"comment down below and tell me something i dont know" me: uhhh ok Mel Blank (the voice of Bugs Bunny) Was allergic to carrots. This is how many people didn't know that | | | V

[@user-kn6rn2fp5j]

nyehhh... was up doc 🥕🥕🥕

[@vaishnavi2250]

The word that came to Cristine's mind was ben

[@kalificent]

kids wanna be cristine now confirmed

[@anneee434]

dead meme yup

[@sinsa4134]

Cristine where is *What's on my other hand* line? I miss that

[@Nnnnnnnnnnp]

“How much time do kids have these days” Alot

[@rafaeldalmero1736]

Dominic Ciccarelli i saw you on shane’s comment section WTF

[@isabellaquick4193]

Dominic Ciccarelli TRUE 😂😂😂

[@Domi13578]

We procrastinate to make it seem like we have a lot when we really don’t

[@cemetery2801]

Take some of that time to learn how to spell "a lot" Jk I'm not generally mean But you get it, A lot*

[@stephaniepeturis9440]

Dominic Ciccarelli that is what KZbin is for

[@aromanticfranziskavonkarma]

"Tell me something I don't know" When the asteroid comes near us in 2029 it'll be on Friday the 13th.

[@prachisahoo1044]

Noooooo

[@-moon-266]

I don’t want to exist anymore

[@sierra2137]

@@-moon-266 girl, same

[@elainebofficial]

Yup yup 2020 anyone?

[@Nnnnnnnnnnp]

I don’t remember kids toys being this bad lol

[@dianasaur5797]

Dominic Ciccarelli who r you! I you everywhere

[@elementadimension1956]

Have you not seen her Ferby commercials

[@aminadimarco7684]

You wanted to hear something you don't know the only mammal that can't jump is a elaphant

[@MissCutechan]

Dominic Ciccarelli girls kids toys are especially the worst

[@St.Louis_missouri]

We have a *LOT* more time than you think especially because it’s *SUMMER*

[@GalacticRose2]

OH GOD I'M SO SORRY I AM EATING YOUR BLOOD AND GUTS (mashed potatoes)

[@Misty-rn1ib]

Did you know in New York you are most likely to be bitten by a human than you are by a shark.

[@somnumisdumb]

Wot

[@sophiamarie4880]

well no fuck there’s no ocean in new york

[@charlottematthews8345]

MaxSavageGirl strange but ok 👌🏾

[@kileymansfield5879]

@@sophiamarie4880 yeah there is are you stupid or something

[@Sailornetta]

_ _

[@emiliatinglof4885]

“Tell me something I don’t know” Before surgery rabbits should eat as usual, unlike dogs or cats rabbits don’t have a gag reflex and won’t throw up during surgery👍

[@Mega_Simp06]

Same for humans 👍🏾

[@kimsugahara9795]

"Tell me something I don't know" Brazil has a folkloric legend that says a green boy with red hair and foots turned backwards use to run in the forests and protect animals.

[@hatorigirl1202]

These kinds of toys, especially the ones about makeup and hair, have always been this terrible. 18 years ago my friend got make up for her 10th birthday. It was in containers that looked like mini paint cans, the makeup brushes looked like the paint brushes you'd use on your wall, they smelled like plastic, were glittery, and had like zero pigment. I don't know why my memory is like this, but yeah. Trendy kids toys have always been terrible.

[@cowlufoo2]

Even regular ones or the science ones can be terrible. At a friend's birthday party, she got a bouncy ball making kit and while they were bouncy, they eventually dried up as hard as rock.

[@cwendolyncarynalauri2537]

I usually agree, but there are also those makeup sets that are so goddamn pigmented for the kids, so when they are trying these out, their faces get stained.... Happened to me. I tried to put blush on and after washing it off I looked like I had a sunburn

[@butIforgotmypen...]

Oh hell, I remember those nasty make up sets for kids when I was growing up. That blue eyeshadow was just simply gorgeous. :p

[@madelynnforcier]

“Check the gram” oh jeez 😐

[@ava.sherwood]

Maddie Cool haha 😐

[@ava.sherwood]

Lol

[@jedimaster3414]

this really shows how she hasn’t recovered from when jen colored all over her sailor moon coloring book.