"Nurse, what was his blood pressure?" "Zero over zero." "Okay, that's pretty low." LOL
@devilslayerthesaintofkille13173 жыл бұрын
Low as his testicles.
@themadhatter39893 жыл бұрын
No concern.
@darknessblades3 жыл бұрын
Dr Nick walks in the room: HAAYYY everybody Dr: Nick blood pressure 0 over 0 seems normal, you're as healthy as a practice corpse Nurse: Dr nick those wheren't for practice
@FrFrijole6 жыл бұрын
“Here’s another look at Dracula’s balls” thanks for that Robot Chicken
@thecreativecurator78296 жыл бұрын
We get not what we want, but what we need.
@slugcereal86475 жыл бұрын
"here they are, bleh!"
@saskialewis39425 жыл бұрын
Uni Frog I read this at the exact part
@fgdbbddhhdhdj15915 жыл бұрын
We get not what we need, but what we deserve.
@GamerFreak-jf3qq5 жыл бұрын
@@fgdbbddhhdhdj1591 we got we don't deserved but we got what we were given.
@DylanWatson13 жыл бұрын
Dracula in his bat form trying to catch up to the plane was adorable 🥰
@thesmiteguy76197 жыл бұрын
"Where's the bomb?!" "You'll know when you're dead!" "I AM DEAD" LMAO HAHAHAHA
@EnchantedSmellyWolf7 жыл бұрын
It has to be Steve Blum voicing him. He rocks.
@blackT1E7 жыл бұрын
where is that chaac montage
@thesmiteguy76197 жыл бұрын
idk
@bemzen52407 жыл бұрын
Bite me. (looks at the camera, smiling)
@snakota6 жыл бұрын
hahaha i'm dead too :D
@Tsai_tama4 жыл бұрын
"No, I'm on a liquid diet" The silence after that😂
@burtonl72397 жыл бұрын
As a chinese, I can attest to the fact that the doctor looked like a Hong rather than a Wong. 8/10 times, the goatee is a giveaway.
@pharaohkai16 жыл бұрын
Burton L lol
@highwithahero3295 жыл бұрын
THATS HOW YOU TELL!
@temporaldisplacement5 жыл бұрын
666 likes ...well played sir.
@JosephDeLosSantos-t3m5 жыл бұрын
Kyle Brett is no more haha
@apllo41935 жыл бұрын
A chinese named burton I presume
@soulassassin0g5 жыл бұрын
Dracula: "I took care of the bomb but I'm afraid all the passengers are dead." Flight attendant: "But we're not dead?" Dracula: **hangs up the phone**
@joihoi4995 жыл бұрын
soulassassin0g read this as soon as that part was played and almost died
@rhuttrho885 жыл бұрын
He's gonna OD on blood. Or throw up from stuffing himself. Whichever. 🤣😅😅
@VTuber_Central5 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure he cant take on all the passengers
@VTuber_Central5 жыл бұрын
@soulassassing0g *over 100 likes for repeating what the video said*
@user-ov2fc5sd1e4 жыл бұрын
@Chris Oly I know, right?!
@MatheusCosta-li7zx7 жыл бұрын
That new hellsing arc looked awesome
@spaceguy72037 жыл бұрын
Matheus Costa I half expected him to throw the bomb at nazis while seras victoria shot down a zepplin at the same time
@jennikifm25 жыл бұрын
XD
@g2macs7 жыл бұрын
'here's another look at Dracula's balls'...........had me in stitches!
@edschramm67577 жыл бұрын
"those are hanging a little low"
@ryancarrion7825 жыл бұрын
Are you ok? Why are u in stitches I really hope everything is fine!!!! Make sure u see the doctor though!
@christopherpineda91247 жыл бұрын
Drac: I don't like ... You. Host: Well I don't like you! I was probably the only dying after that. 😝😂
@JusticeforLiberty6 жыл бұрын
Probably .
@queeniethequeenbee37016 жыл бұрын
EXTRA THICC.
@FreedomWriter36 жыл бұрын
Lol that got me too! 😂😂😂
@kendallpitt47954 жыл бұрын
That caught me off guard 😂
@jaylenlenear39443 жыл бұрын
best part to me lol
@radicaledward37833 жыл бұрын
I love the fact that dracula basically kills everyone but it still somehow works out for him. 😂
@crimsonflame68816 жыл бұрын
Here's idea how about having Dracula having an unexpected, unplanned family reunion with Draculoura his Daughter from Monster High, Sibella his Daughter from Scooby Doo and the Ghoul school, Mavis his Daughter from Hotel Transylvania and Alucard his Son from CastleVania
@demvian97803 жыл бұрын
That has to be, the most ambitious crossover, ever, of all time. 10/10 In concept, I'd go just for the sake of it.
@kevlarvest73753 жыл бұрын
Let's keep Alucard out of that one... I could see everyone but him.
@bloomblock27683 жыл бұрын
Hellsing Alucard be like:
@calviincalifornia40485 жыл бұрын
i miss when vampires used to be nearly unstoppable death machines :)
@bloomblock27683 жыл бұрын
Hellsing Alucard: Permit me to introduce miself...
@tsubakiofmelancholy62973 жыл бұрын
Tsubaki of Melancholy (AKA me...LOL) We still are ^^. We just also like to have icecream when we arent killing people or starting wars.XD
@Kay.sims13 жыл бұрын
Same
@batman_but_caked_up2 жыл бұрын
@@bloomblock2768 probably the strongest vampire ever written
@gumslice2 жыл бұрын
@@batman_but_caked_up I take that as a challenge.
@gameraniki42507 жыл бұрын
Drac: i took care of the bomb, but i'm afraid the passengers are dead Stewardes: But were not dead **half a second for a horrified face from everyone** Lmao XD
@EnchantedSmellyWolf7 жыл бұрын
It has to be Steve Blum voicing it. He rocks. xp
@cheesypies7 жыл бұрын
thats the best part XD
@kmjl937 жыл бұрын
Uriel Septim It's not Steve Blum. It's Christian Slater.
@shujahchaudhary23297 жыл бұрын
Yeah i watched the video to kid.
@Sableguy975 жыл бұрын
That was one of very few times ive actually felt fear watching robot chicken
@cobracommander64202 жыл бұрын
I love how every skit has a different Dracula Action Figure
@nobodyknowsforsure5 жыл бұрын
"I took care of the bomb but all the passengers are dead!"... "But we're not dead??..." *closes phone*
@langbo99994 жыл бұрын
Feeding time!!!!!!
@strassboom2612 Жыл бұрын
“The following takes place between the Advent of Chaos, and the killing of Chaos.” -Jack Garland
@113383257 жыл бұрын
To be more exact, since Dracula was based off of Vlad the Impaler who was born in 1431, Dracula would be 589 years old today
@byronsenior64997 жыл бұрын
He's actually based off Elisabeth Bathory.
@113383257 жыл бұрын
Do you have any proof of that?
@byronsenior64997 жыл бұрын
Yeah that's what I should have said. His appearance is that of Vlad. And his character is that of Elisabeth.
@Kaefer19737 жыл бұрын
+Byron Senior And his vampirism is based on that of Joseph Sheridan Le Fanu's "Carmilla".
@byronsenior64997 жыл бұрын
Didn't know that. Cool.
@strassboom2612 Жыл бұрын
“I don’t drink… Chaos.” -Jack Garland
@unfairdarklight39406 жыл бұрын
I don't drink..whatever you just said
@amyschildgamerlive45194 жыл бұрын
Boy you're racking up the weirdo points, ya know that buddy?
@unfairdarklight39404 жыл бұрын
@@amyschildgamerlive4519 I don't like.. YOU
@amyschildgamerlive45194 жыл бұрын
@@unfairdarklight3940 well I don't like you!
@crankypipo4 жыл бұрын
..ble ble.
@unfairdarklight39408 ай бұрын
I don't like you@@amyschildgamerlive4519
@zer0p6 жыл бұрын
"Bite me" :D
@SuperKiobi134 жыл бұрын
I hope he realized he deserved to die for that joke alone
@greywalker5054 жыл бұрын
SuperKiobi13 Look on his face said, “Worth it.”
@drixg5555 жыл бұрын
Rejected Sub-Title for a Castlevania Game: Dracula's Balls.
@naturalist4life3964 жыл бұрын
2:10- that kills me every time 😆
@nneeerrrd2 жыл бұрын
tf u r still alive then?
@naturalist4life3962 жыл бұрын
@@nneeerrrd yes. It's a figure out of speech. 🙄
@Ozspanman7 жыл бұрын
A couple of good laughs in that one. Well done !! Well worth a watch.
@nightrider38895 жыл бұрын
"I don't like...You" how I end all my conversations
@r.washington91463 жыл бұрын
I was on a stake out.... Best line in the entire skit 🤣
@krishantaneja83164 жыл бұрын
Dracula: we took care of the bomb but all passengers are DEAD Flight attendant: WEre nOt dEad! Dracula: imma end them 😏
@M0nkeyBoy13216 жыл бұрын
I love that thing he always does randomly at 4:00 hes looks at the camera like, Blaaaaah.
@victorbryan54823 жыл бұрын
Dracula destroyed his mortal enemy and had himself an all u can eat buffet. Pretty maniacal.
@mitchell13575 жыл бұрын
"I was on a stake out" 😂😂😂
@0penthaughtz2 жыл бұрын
Man this Dracula 24 skit was a struck a genius.
@Squidlark Жыл бұрын
*stroke of genius
@Deuteromis4 ай бұрын
What's so great about this is that Kiefer Sutherland not only starred in 24 he also played a vampire in The Lost Boys.
@sweatybanana9697 жыл бұрын
"a sore throat bleh!" fukt lol here's another look at draculas balls XD
@MDthornton837 жыл бұрын
Dracula is awesome.
@anthonymcrooster37034 жыл бұрын
"RELEASE THE BOMB!" "Wait for it - eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEAND NOW!" I usually don't comment the quotes straight from the video we all just watched, but that part was my favourite KZbin moment of the week 🤣
@richiefxx55104 жыл бұрын
“I was on a stake out” 😂
@rudolphantler63096 жыл бұрын
Goddamnit this could actually be a pretty cool movie!
@realkorti7 жыл бұрын
can we download dracula's (and palpatine's) ringtone somewhere? :D
@policerthought56497 жыл бұрын
Realkorti It's just the ringtone from 24. I'm sure you can find it somewhere
@theonewhowrotethis56812 жыл бұрын
I think the last Dracula is voiced by the same dude who voices Jack Garland from Strangers of Paradise, but I could be wrong (the dude voices one of the Draculas on this show).
@@nicksbrown1994 half locomotive half vampire bat all chaos hater
@johncabrera97454 жыл бұрын
If you ask me I think Dracula set the whole terrorist attack up I mean seriously he killed every informant and miraculously knew which plane has the bomb and somehow knew where the bomb was exactly and the plane just so happens to fly over his arch enemy’s home and now he has an entire plane of people to drink from yeah definitely a set up
@avatarofasura39712 жыл бұрын
I like how the action bit was basically just a vampire version of the jet scene from The Boys
@EzraDair4 жыл бұрын
2:39 finally a decent tie on the show !
@earth69936 жыл бұрын
The end is disturbing 😂
@Treopse3 жыл бұрын
That bat was adorable
@The-Man-On-The-Mountain3 жыл бұрын
I feel like I don´t deserve this show. Is just too good.
@supersizesenpai6 жыл бұрын
"Now here's another look at Dracula's balls. *plop*" LMFAO
@BigrookieMER7 жыл бұрын
Dracula makes the worst super hero ever!
@DartLuke5 жыл бұрын
Bigrookie Superman killed more people in Metropolis
@Facade9535 жыл бұрын
Haters gonna hate!😅
@amandapike24774 жыл бұрын
@@DartLuke Only with idiots like Zack Snyder are writing him, don't use that as an example. The man once said he'd only write Batman if he could have him raped in prison. I'm not sure how he got the job of running the DCEU.
@zilla63854 жыл бұрын
I don’t like yoooouuu
@bisexual_bicycle87194 жыл бұрын
I don't like....you
@kangwamngandu36712 жыл бұрын
Where's the Bomb ? "BITE ME " 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@mustafeezahmed95365 жыл бұрын
I almost spitted out my tea when on bomb dropping scene. 🤣😂
@girardwhiting20866 жыл бұрын
The only thing I have against vampire logic nowadays is there are blood banks around the world
@james_ford863 жыл бұрын
That may be true but, if you go by the vampire myth, vampires prefer to drink blood directly from a living host. Blood kept in banks isn't the right temperature and there's the risk of clotting/coagulation. That said, vampires do not have to drain their victims to the point of death. If vampires really existed and they could exercise some restraint, I'm certain many people would volunteer to feed them, sort of like a symbiotic relationship. I mean, how cool would it be to have almost indestructible beings willing to protect humanity from beings more dangerous than us in exchange for simply being fed? As long as no one has to die or be turned against their will, I don't see a problem with it. This is all a moot point, of course, as vampires don't exist, but it is cool to think about.
@Genesiscoupe30003 жыл бұрын
@@james_ford86 You would be on here with that hippie bullshit. Please go feed some poor leeches with that logic. Lol
@james_ford863 жыл бұрын
@@Genesiscoupe3000 I'm not a hippie, and hippies were born way before my time. That said, I was simply discussing a hypothetical situation. Would it happen? Most likely not. But, if you didn't want to read about it, you could have simply not read the fucking post. Go fuck yourself, asshole.
@ARRRGH4803 жыл бұрын
@@Genesiscoupe3000 easily triggered are we?
@Genesiscoupe30003 жыл бұрын
@@james_ford86 Lol easily triggered kid? I was making a joke, but I should have expected you to be the overly sensitive type. I'll ask my girl if you can borrow some of her tampons.
@rubenvela62477 жыл бұрын
My part was Drac at the dinner table.
@johnterry47025 жыл бұрын
Ruben Vela I loved that part.. ‘I don’t drink.. beeeeeeer’ ahahah damn these skits were funny.
@rubenvela62473 жыл бұрын
@Dave Gordon no I didnt do the voice. My favorite is how he talks and look at the camera when the guy asked if he wanted a drink.
@ApolloSniperman5 жыл бұрын
“But we’re not dead!” *click*..
@Montesama3143 жыл бұрын
I wish I could get out of bed that energetically.
@adrianag94314 жыл бұрын
Man: can I get you something to eat? Dracula: no, I’m in a liquid diet *stares at the camera
@cloudstreets13963 жыл бұрын
4:29 - go for papa palpatine.
@padraic7733 жыл бұрын
Can't wait for necks weeks installment of Dracula
@reninthesauce6 жыл бұрын
Season 2 Castlevania looks great
@robk19903 жыл бұрын
That 24 skit was hilarious
@danieljuno810 Жыл бұрын
0:14 lol “your racking up the weirdo points, you know that buddy!?” 😂
@youraveragewhitetrashrockf550 Жыл бұрын
Dam Dracula got the lightskin stare
@hanbill3 жыл бұрын
Last one is just so good
@jeremiahdansereau29503 жыл бұрын
2:04 I dont say BLAH BLAH BLAH
@0001captainawesome2 жыл бұрын
"But we're not dead",....*click*, lol.
@murrkat61483 жыл бұрын
1:49 lmao
@znerol83 жыл бұрын
I spit my water when the nurse said “ 0/0”
@eD-cf2un7 жыл бұрын
"Something Asian" Oh wow.
@Beckwourth Жыл бұрын
"but we're not dead" You see you were, the moment a vampire boarded the plane.
@dennisryan18126 жыл бұрын
Wine i don't drink wine ok beer i don't drink beer
@032a24 жыл бұрын
1:58 - 2:01 I screamed- 😭
@Xx_Tuberculosis_xX4 жыл бұрын
4:32 has the same energy as the Revenge of the Sith younglings scene
@llNobleMousell6 жыл бұрын
Probably alone on this, but the funniest part was when he woke up seeming very shook, looking around blinking his eyes, then checked his watch said "huh" and passed back out.
TheKrensada No. He’s not half Chinese. He’s half Korean. He does look like Mark
@justme423003 жыл бұрын
@@jennikifm2 and sounds like him
@snowtigerfirst4556 жыл бұрын
1:39 that's markiplier
@jennikifm25 жыл бұрын
Snow Tigerfirst Lol xD
@mrj23597 жыл бұрын
3:17...Burst lungs!
@sunny-yl3yv3 жыл бұрын
drac is the og batman
@Dehslash95 жыл бұрын
I really wanted The Dark Universe to become a thing. I wanted Ahmanet and Dracula to duke it out against eachother
@TheFallKingXO4 жыл бұрын
“I don’t drink wine. I don’t drink beer. I don’t drink, what ever you just said. I don’t drink water. I don’t like you”
@BinxandDan4 жыл бұрын
Is the music in 3:31 a throwback to Castlevania? I dig it!
@theguythatsezsomethingreal91833 жыл бұрын
This skit always makes me laugh 😂🤣
@Boba19423O4 жыл бұрын
I loved the references to 24, I loved that show!
@copperhead5774 жыл бұрын
That last bit was really good
@darkshadows20715 жыл бұрын
:42 I drink.... Bloody Marry
@PvtParts-px4jy4 жыл бұрын
When Markplier is a doctor
@Аку-ю7ф4 жыл бұрын
that last part was pretty Alucard-y ngl lmao
@shivanshgupta73383 жыл бұрын
Air hostess -" but we're not dead " Dracula- 'yet'😂😂
@jondunmore4268 Жыл бұрын
1:37 -- Keanu Reeves
@Endgame707 Жыл бұрын
Dracula is a leprechaun
@davidjunker27722 жыл бұрын
“Wine?” “I never drink...WINE.” “Oh...perhaps a beer, then?” “I never drink...BEER.” “Well, how about a stiff one? I make a mean Harvey Wallbanger!” “I never drink...whatever you just said.”
@baklapjr7 жыл бұрын
van helsing is dutch, not german >:(
@gianni2067 жыл бұрын
And Drakula's Hungarian-born Romanian! Whatya gonna do about it???
@pinecone96197 жыл бұрын
German people are Dutch
@harryturner55866 жыл бұрын
who cares
@devontemorgan6726 жыл бұрын
eh, close enough.
@justanotherperson43006 жыл бұрын
Pine Cone no
@zyshaunwalden36335 жыл бұрын
He is the real batman
@kmjl937 жыл бұрын
Guys that's not Steve Blum. That's Christian Slater. Lol
@213byron3 жыл бұрын
That Dracula 24 reference is perfect down to the annoying ringtone lol
@SkittleXero3 жыл бұрын
He's also voiced by Christian Slater. Sounds pretty good for a Keifer Sutherland imitation voice haha.