my favourite gag from every episode of horrible histories

probably the most fun i’ve had making a video
i stg if one more person goes ‘5:24 omg woahhhh haha that’s so crazy’ i’m gonna get violent
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[@TheIllInformedHannah]

Honestly the entirety of the ‘this is the noose at ten’ joke is my fav of all time, it lives in my head rent free, I’ll think about it and just giggle to myself

[@alexw.7097]

That particular Ben character SENDS me😂

[@kharnthebetrayer8251]

I think it's the best joke in HH, lol

[@hanscapon222]

“And this is the person who wrote that joke”

[@skaiby6633]

It’s been years and I still don’t understand that joke

[@ava8340]

@@skaiby6633 it’s based on bbc news in the uk. 7 o’clock news, 9 o’clock news, news at 10

[@praalgraf]

"his daddy became a mummy, which is a very complex operation"

[@pointsixteen]

horrible histories transing your gender since 2009

[@anyasw160]

@@pointsixteen so that’s why i’m trans!

[@alexfarkas3881]

Also the example I always bring up when people complain that 'you can't even make jokes about transgender people any more'. Yes you can, look how easy it is to make one that's not about 'trans people are crazy!' or 'being trans is disgusting!'

[@lumis2004]

​@@mitzloo1933 what's your problem punk

[@thefunkiestswag]

got mummified

[@dramallamarama5300]

“What would disguise itself as a rat?” “A mouse. With delusions of grandeur.”

[@SappyDuder]

This explains so much about British humor being the way it is

[@ThatCoalSoul]

* humour *

[@SappyDuder]

@@ThatCoalSoul fuckin auto correct... I'm Canadian, I spell things the right way, with the U And autocorrect is like "nah" and gets rid of it I don't know how to change the settings so I live with the suffering, lmao

[@ThatCoalSoul]

@@SappyDuder I've never read a post from an angry Canadian (you're so nice) ...what a world.

[@SappyDuder]

@@ThatCoalSoul I'm more Newfie than Canadian If you know Newfs, we swear like sailors (probably because we were mostly sailors until, like, 100 years ago, lmao)

[@zellamorrow1205]

​@@SappyDuder do yous not all sound Irish too?

[@rowanaboat4523]

I just got the irony of calling your 16th child Chastity

[@riffraff7942]

I don’t. Explain?

[@rowanaboat4523]

@@riffraff7942 Chastity basically means that you don’t engage in any sex or sexual activities at all, for example monks and nuns make vows of chastity

[@riffraff7942]

Oh, because they’ve had 16 of them. Thanks for that

[@megandoestuff]

seeing your comment made me realise it too right now lmao

[@johnnotrealname8168]

@@rowanaboat4523 That is not what chastity means. You can have a dozen children per wife and end up having 48 children and you would still be chaste although maybe consider not.

[@samgirls]

'sergeant bones, historical road traffic accident squad, i got demoted, i don't want to talk about it' has to be one of my favourites of all time, love it

[@An_idiot_called_fox]

Same it’s definitely one of the best quotes

[@samgirls]

@@An_idiot_called_fox yeah, definitely hits differently once you've experienced the horrors of the working world

[@sedonakemp7716]

Im happy you only did the first 5 TRUE seasons. I dont know what happened after that with the new actors and everything. Just wasnt the same

[@Theresastarman]

6 onward was dirt on my screen

[@darkstonefire2530]

For me Ghosts is as close as we will get to a season 6

[@DwarfDt]

The actors are all British so and it's pretty good to be working with the bbc so they made they're resume on bbc shows. They also do adult shows for the bbc but I'm assuming they all grew to better places in life and didn't need to stick with the dirty work that has given me plenty of laughs and lessons growing.

[@j3sSM4iN]

same im so grateful for ghosts and yonderland

[@gungaloscrungalo8925]

"And _this_ is the person that wrote that joke." And this is me after that joke, having forgotten about it 💀

[@brotemca8020]

6:38 lmaoooo "what if you're... good at everything?" *long pause* "i don't think you need to worry about that craig"

[@dmittie9761]

I don't know how any of them got through some of these sketches without breaking; the outtakes are hilarious!! Ben and Matt break the most everytime Jim is just being Jim.....lol!!

[@alexw.7097]

I've always wondered how many takes it took for Mat and Jim (the most corpsable combo) to make it through the "Enormous Buttus" scenes

[@d5rcy]

id like to imagine someone who's never seen horrible histories thinks this is a show with any kind of continuity, which would make this entire compilation far funnier.

[@cosmicjenny4508]

You’re making me want to binge Horrible Histories again. I can’t believe there were only five series of this show. ONLY FIVE, NO MORE THAN FIVE SERIES WERE MADE-

[@ibbybibby]

We don't talk about the rest ;)

[@j3sSM4iN]

@@ibbybibby FACTS 6 IDIOTS FOR LIFE

[@pierrebegley2746]

They were wise to leave it on a high note honestly.

[@zeeshanasif476]

Yeah... only 5.... I will say, there were only 5 good ones, but there are more

[@sharoberry9874]

@@ibbybibby Series 6-7 weren't bad at all to be honest, the actors were genuinely really funny, but the budget/writing slipped after series 8

[@emporioalnino4670]

Cook London has gotta be my favourite so far, with the sudden transition slide it's so dumb and hilarious

[@pointsixteen]

it’s such a stupid gag and so well done, i love that gag so much

[@danielomar9712]

The poor people jokes fit so well considering how much the tories just want to use them as biofuel as this point

[@kingt0295]

Inspiring that everyone is needed in this world, even if it’s as biofuel ❤️ you aren’t worthless

[@needsanewbrain]

ben willbond my beloved

[@pointsixteen]

so real and true actually i ❤️ him

[@alexw.7097]

(If you don't mind me asking, you don't have to answer if you don't want to.) OMG are you also a trans-masc in love with Ben Willbond?? I think we need to start a club. 😂

[@alexw.7097]

@@pointsixteen I only got into this fandom a few weeks ago, and currently Ben Willbond owns my whole ass. 😂 And he will never even know.

[@hanscapon222]

Maturing is realising that Ben is just as if not more attractive than Mat

[@needsanewbrain]

@@hanscapon222 ben was always the most attractive one for me tbh

[@jothecocopop]

2:10 I can't believe you cut it off before "Remember: always ask your parents' permission before brutally slaughtering a lamb." 😭😂

[@sabiralangevin]

“A Roman-killing psycho” me and my friends used to quote that ALL the time back in elementary school ajdhfkhsjsb Also Mat and Ben at 7:17 are cracking me right up

[@holly2786]

wow did not expect to see you in a horrible histories compilation, you have great taste!

[@daniellemhall1358]

This group has been together so long. I'm sure they work like a well oiled machine by now.

[@ThatCoalSoul]

* I'm *

[@daniellemhall1358]

@@ThatCoalSoul Thank you 😊😊😊😊

[@wetspaget2435]

@@ThatCoalSoul i d o n t l i k e y o u

[@ThatCoalSoul]

@@wetspaget2435 You're probably not alone in that group. Doesn't bother me.

[@kellydalstok8900]

Ghosts is the evidence they do.

[@SamuelBoshier]

Mouse with delusions of grandeur is underrated 6:49

[@hanscapon222]

3:26 you know as a kid I thought Chastity was a weird name. Now as a late teenager it’s a VERY weird name

[@Jaydee-wd7wr]

Grace Chastity is a nerdy prude!

[@Raavenstag]

So many jokes went over my head as a kids omg - “our sixteenth child, chastity” has me rolling

[@christianlesurfmusic]

How has it taken me this long to understand this joke? 3:24 "Our beloved 16th daughter. What's your name again?" "Chastity."

[@Jessica_Kirk]

I don't get it...

[@kiyoms]

@@Jessica_Kirk chastity meaning refraining from sex

[@Jessica_Kirk]

@@kiyoms yeah... just looked it up... and i take 16 year olds refrain from it?

[@PerovNigma]

​@@Jessica_Kirk It's not her age, it's how many daughters the parents have made.

[@Jessica_Kirk]

@@PerovNigma oh.

[@cazzabojangles]

The noose at ten is a core memory

[@MandaWard71]

Dad joke par excellence! 😅😅😅

[@djungelskog132]

Im going to be real and say I used to be deathly afraid of this show and when it was shown in school I would cry

[@pointsixteen]

considering some of the costumes and makeup they had them done up in, i don’t blame you lol

[@thefunkiestswag]

who scared you the most i bet i wouldve been those people in the stupid death intro

[@someofmyplantsarestillaliv5037]

no thoughts just ben willbond

[@theaxeman2459]

8:02 makes me grin so much every time i cant explain it

[@dave220]

kinda amazing acting really

[@ShockwaveTheLogical]

4:37 Bob Hale is the best news reporter in history

[@saintsweetsubs]

i’m 17 and still watch horrible histories on the regular i love seeing videos like these it makes me feel like at least i’m not the only one still a fan of a kids show that came out a while ago

[@aaronlea9559]

Your effort is most appreciated

[@pointsixteen]

thank you!! x

[@LDSJ005]

the random lusting for the actors was both relatable and fucking hilarious

[@Longshanks1690]

“Does it work?” “Infrequently.” “How infrequently?” *”NEVA!”* Wasn’t in the compilation but is a HH moment that has lived rent free in my head for the last decade or more. 😂

[@kiim0ta]

This video is very unhinged but in the best possible way

[@pointsixteen]

lol i hope so!! unhinged is perfect

[@isabellhunt2314]

One of the most chaotic shows ever

[@mushshrews]

if you love horrible histories, watch ghosts!!! it's got literally the whole cast and they're all historically based too, plus any ghosts interacting with humans shows are the best!!

[@pointsixteen]

lol, i know. like half the videos i’ve uploaded thus far are ghosts videos. it’s actually what (re)introduced me to the six idiots in the first place, i love it more than life itself

[@mushshrews]

@@pointsixteen literally checking the rest of your channel out now!! these guys are so good together, i feel like every fan of this cast is just generally wholesome as well. loved this edit man 💓

[@alexw.7097]

Yeah, I think a few of us are doing the reverse, coming from Ghosts and (re)discovering the Idiots as adults

[@niamhs6042]

​@@alexw.7097yeah I did that

[@magnusbruce4051]

I get the impression that this would be a very fun show to be an actor on. I am too old to have really seen any of the tv shows but I loved the books when I was growing up.

[@smeesquatch]

I also grew up with the books - did you read the HH comic books that came out weekly? I've still got my collection somewhere! I was also too old to watch the TV show but did anyway lmao, it got my through my first year of university. I'm a primary school teacher now so at least I have a bit more of an excuse haha.

[@kellydalstok8900]

Can you be too old to watch Horrible Histories? I started watching it in 2011 when I was 50. Not being British it taught me a lot about your history, and it made me chuckle. Love the six idiots aka Them There.

[@peachyella2073]

these are all so iconic

[@iisquared77]

i would love to watch the entire horrible histories series with you as you make comments and i take little notes (affectionate)

[@pointsixteen]

LMAO it would just be a lot of giggling and rewinding to hear everything ben says

[@alexw.7097]

@@pointsixteen Bitch, Same tho 😂

[@meyldzz]

@@pointsixteen ben 🫶🫶

[@MarioMastr]

“How can you say that I’m not the *best* at fighting?” _PUNCH_ makes me laugh every time 😂

[@raisin4521]

i love the blooper from s2ep2 when ben just bursts out laughing after jim says why would you do that

[@adeletaylor6143]

"And this is the person who wrote that joke"

[@sireeniddir1972]

WIGGY WIGGY WIGGY! SHUTUPSHUTSHUTUPSOMUCCCHHHH!! This will always be my favourite scene😂

[@jessicakaemery]

*a mouse, with delusions of grandeur* ✨

[@HOTD108_]

I like how literally not a single second of season 6 onwards is shown here.

[@thommyjamm9461]

Probably cuz it’s not as good as the original series’ although I don’t know why actually

[@grace_wh]

I’ve watched the six idiots for over a decade now and fr they’re my all time childhood faves😭✨ This video is chefs kisses btw Also I celebrated my 17th birthday the same day Ben turned 50!!!!

[@thefunkiestswag]

happy birthday to both of you!

[@catc2222]

also not the 2x2 being one of my favourite blooper moments as well

[@pointsixteen]

sgsjshsj i could watch ben corpse and break character all day

[@alexw.7097]

@@pointsixteen Ben corpsing and laughing gives me life.

[@Robbeurobeat]

fun fact, my mum was in the episode with Napoleon's "this is your life' she played the Queen of naples

[@pointsixteen]

omg that’s so cool!!!

[@samlastname1252]

I sure am glad the proliferation of editing softawre has allowed the geniuses of modern day to show their creativity.

[@wallince]

That howay man at 8:28 caught me so off guard it sent me into stitches

[@Moo-2310]

The funniest part of this is the fact that I watched the whole video and recognised every sketch. Shows that I have no social life lol. I was a menace when it came to this show, I had all the trivia answers memorised.

[@whatsup968]

I'm so glad this show snuck into my childhood I don't think we had it in the US, at least not easily accessible, but we went back to the UK once or twice every year when I was a kid to visit family. I saw it on CBBC by chance one visit (The Sarah Jane Adventures made it's way to me in the same way) and then every time we visited I would find CBBC on the tv and hope Horrible Histories would be on Then when I was around 16 we visited the UK and I guess it was on UK Netflix or something bc I binged it all during that visit on some streaming service I showed it to my college housemates in 2021 too!

[@Izzy-Maurer]

Incredible work, hit me right in the nostalgia

[@georgeh5075]

"a mouse... with delusions of grandeur"

[@SadPizza4591]

"That sounds senisible, but clearly isnt"

[@loony_toony_yuni]

5:25 oH OKAY THEN!! that is a sentence that is now in existence! alright! awesome! .. but same

[@bellakaedefan8103]

its been years since i've watched horrible histories and for some reason i still remember the no safety guaranteed victorian children clip horrible histories will always have a place in my heart

[@Pontymylonismypassionofsorts69]

Truly epic! Also, would really love you to a compilation on the Six Idiots' film Bill please?

[@pointsixteen]

maybe!! i’d absolutely love to do a vid on bill, just not sure what it would be atm, but the possibility is very much there xx

[@sammatthew7441]

Did this include the specials after season 5? I couldn't tell - also the Mike Peabody message...I concur

[@pointsixteen]

no, just series 1-5 episodes, no specials or anything. some kind of horny for mike peabody club needs to be started

[@kiim0ta]

Can I join this Mike Peabody club

[@sammatthew7441]

@@kiim0ta yes I too would like to be part of said club

[@abbierose7927]

5:02 i’m actually pissing myself

[@magdalena_dewinter]

the best joke is undoubtedly the noose bit

[@lizzielawton6770]

"A mouse, with delusions of grandeur "

[@ShannySmi]

Mat in 04x09 was the best looking thing ive ever seen istg

[@maryv5815]

7:08 ben and matt what a duo

[@zoedelaney171]

This show was my childhood! The nostalgia😄🥹

[@catc2222]

this is so good omg so many memories so much chaos

[@dogdrovenorth]

The ultimate Celtic warrior -- A Roman-killing psycho. Yaas! 😂

[@alexw.7097]

That little "Yess" drives me crazy, you have no idea 😅

[@remyrot77]

1:23 saving this for myself bc it never gets old

[@confirmyourehuman]

Thank you for this! Time to rewatch it all now

[@edmund8]

4:40 underrated joke

[@JessieArt]

This show is literally my childhood I happily watched the whole vid

[@chloedilworth4418]

I’ve never commented on a video but this is genuinely the best video I’ve ever seen

[@kingt0295]

Man I loved Horrible histories so much as a kid, I’m 20 now the reruns were on ABC kids every night

[@alexw.7097]

This video is the best thing I've seen all week, thank you

[@pointsixteen]

thank YOU xx

[@Puppygirll]

these actors and writers are timelessly funny

[@cisrot]

When this first came out I avoided it because as a kid I LOVED the horrible history books and was scared they’d.. ruin them somehow?? The regret I’m feeling rn is immeasurable 😭 thankfully BBC iPlayer has all the episodes lmao

[@luca77681]

this is obviously where i got all of my sense of humour from

[@kaitlynethylia]

i have never watched epiaode of horrible histories, i have no idea why i was recpmmendedthis, but i am vibing

[@samuelchard4816]

Wouldn't be half as interested in history as I am now if it wasn't for this show.

[@caitlinerin]

I'm sure the girl from 2x09 is the one from the Cadbury eyebrow advert 👀

[@pointsixteen]

i had to look up what ad you were talking about but yeah totally looks like the same girl!! kind of a niche place to recognize her from lol

[@abstrakt8709]

Omg, that came out so long ago, loved that ad XD

[@DIZZYDEAD]

I love this channel sm omg😨💪💗

[@alexw.7097]

6:44 okay, but WHY does Mat sound exactly like Chekov from Star Trek 2009 to me in this skit? 😂

[@beepthemeep12]

THIS IS WHAT I WAS THINKING. Identical.

[@alexw.7097]

@@beepthemeep12 Right??? Not just the accent but also the way his voice sounds? Crazy. 😂

[@spencerruston406]

In this house we stan trans pharaohs

[@onemoreminute0543]

This show (and the books) was what kick-started my love of history

[@bluebu2002]

the timing on "how to cook... london" gets me every time

[@kirbysuperstar5494]

1:47: This is my favourite joke in the entire series!

[@conradgrundy8814]

A literal meme goldmine, just waiting to be uncovered

[@OPalmtree]

This my childhood distilled into a single 9 minute video

[@kamo7293]

honestly any of the stupid deaths scenes are a winner.

[@lewismcshane1731]

thankyee kindly i greatly enjoyed this

[@graycola]

4:09 BEN'S HAIR INDEED!!!!

[@AnnaTalks-videos]

You are absolutely doing god’s work here

[@tia7247]

orchestra! play something sad!

[@oliverbowen940]

glad im not the only one that got the daddy to mummy joke

[@user-db6ny4ff3i]

I love how amazing Ben is at sound effects

[@bonesby__]

one of favourite things about this show is the horrible animation quality because it makes it so much funnier

[@spac31nvad3r5]

My favourite tv show as a kid :). THE NOSTALGIA...

[@Fitzroyfallz]

This made my day!! I love this show so fucking much

[@AbbyParis-gh4uo]

Noose at 10 is one of the best lines in British TV.

[@lydiamichaels1976]

8:33 the geordie😭😭

[@HEKVT]

I didn't know I needed to see this, but turns out I really did.

[@super_7710]

This show was even better than I thought.