Classic Hogwarts Moments | Robot Chicken | Adult Swim

[@edwardli6724]

"I'm rubbing as hard as I can, the stone is getting all chafed" LMFAO

[@anelisamorgan8590]

I know man 😂😂😂😂😂 it's 1:30am here, and I'm trying not to wake the family up by laughing..

[@ericasawyer8985]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@gameguild2396]

Wait, dumbledore said it was his father's... oh god...

[@OsamaBinLooney]

rub another one out, Harry!

[@krampus7520]

@@gameguild2396 JESUS-

[@briancarter8490]

"Don't be ridiculous, Hermione. We need to confront the terrible horror ourselves and potentially end up hospitalized, like always." Pretty much sums up their adventures in a nutshell.

[@213byron]

No shit

[@lewismoreton4856]

And that Ladies and Gentlemen is why they are in Gryffindor!

[@PeterSwinkels]

🤣

[@juannoboa3569]

P

[@LarryDaLobstah]

Yeah no shit that’s the joke.

[@zuzz9352]

1:36 “Pedophilius Repelus!” I laughed so hard! XD

[@slytheringuy0529]

Ah Yes, the Snamione Ship was a Pedophile Thing and That Spell was something.

[@mickleeqbal6373]

Berry whites....Candle lightes.....girl exiytes 😂😂😂👌

[@rahulsinha3173]

@@mickleeqbal6373 *Barry White-us, Candlelightus, Girl Excitus

[@tartaglia.]

@@slytheringuy0529 that’s a ship!? Ugh

[@slytheringuy0529]

@@tartaglia. Some Potterheads ship it and It's obviously DISGUSTING!

[@crvo7119]

"But Dumboedore isn't..." J.K. Rowling: "Not too fast Harry."

[@ayeshahoq6631]

I am your 100th like your welcome

[@grandtheft248]

Dumbledore has glasses this one doesn't sooooo and he doesn't have a robe like that or a hat like him plus this dumbledore doesn't look old at all

[@mossfoobar8322]

Dumboeldore is gay

[@mcdonaldtrump228]

Lmao

[@GThe-su9kl]

Robot Chicken : does a Harry Potter sketch. J. K. Rowling : WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!!

[@major_havok7854]

Robot chicken made Dumbledore Black before J.K. Rowling did

[@sergiokaminotanjo]

didnt she make him gay?

[@saraan5034]

Yes. Gay and Black. @@sergiokaminotanjo

[@mychemicalromancewillpierc5241]

NellaChan WAIT WHAT? HES BLACK NOW? What the fu- THEY JUST RECAST HIM FOR FANTASTIC BEASTS AND SHE SAID NOTHING?!

[@slasherfan9748]

@@sergiokaminotanjo Gay? Where was that from?

[@CrabTastingMan]

My Chemical Romance Will Pierce The Veil Hermione is black too. To be fair she was right when she said “wait a minute, I never actually specified her race in the original 7 books”

[@zynsiyme3200]

"But that BOOK was 65 pounds" "I'm sure it didnt weigh that much little lady" Greatest pun ever

[@unpleased7439]

Zynsiyme i had to go throught all the comments to understand this joke(pun) lol wow

[@shadows_star]

@@unpleased7439 I still don't get it.

[@unpleased7439]

@@shadows_star in the united kingdom their currency is called pounds unlike usa that is dollars. She said it costed 65pounds n he confused pound of money to pounds of weight

[@shadows_star]

@@unpleased7439 Ah. Thanks.

[@zeddy2284]

@@unpleased7439 OHHHH Lol that IS funny

[@BIoknight000]

Dumbledore didn't need to be black but him being black is just fucking hilarious.

[@ThierryRocksTV]

"Dumbledoh"

[@conorrynne9694]

I dunno, I think it would have funnier to turn Hermione black. Oh wait...

[@bobbobete9546]

Conor Rynne what do you mean "oh wait"

[@bean528]

Bob Bobete Hermione was actually portrayed as black in The Lost Child play.

[@bobbobete9546]

FiveTwoZero what's the lost child play?

[@princessbeexxxx]

Criss angels foot hitting harry in the head was hilarious af.

[@ThEmEsSiAh187-CFGeorge]

maya summers That’s what cracked me up the most. 😂🤣

[@i_kick_ss_biotch5378]

maya summers I was cracking the fuck up

[@acdc14terrace]

It's little details like that kill me the most

[@IGRETRO]

This was the only joke I understand :D

[@StrangeTamer178]

The funniest part was that harry didnt say shit

[@calderonpinedas]

The way Dumbledore nods in acceptance and disappointment after telling them about his “wandus limpus” is perfect.

[@crypt1k755]

That black Dumbledore joke aged like fine wine.

[@jonnysupreme]

Dumbledow

[@oosthakker]

Why is that? Jude law aint black as far as i know

[@oosthakker]

@Petty Lisa lol how

[@MrSumphora]

@@oosthakker This was to do with Hermione being played by a black actress in the Harry Potter and the Cursed Child play. AFAIK she didn't retcon Hermione to be black, she just defended that casting choice. JK Rowling made the point that she hadn't actually described Hermione's skin colour in the books, so it could be open to interpretation. This was particularly true given that she didn't write the Cursed Child, and it wasn't actually canon, but was rather a separate continuity. In any event, I don't really see the problem with changing the ethnicity of a fictional character unless it's something integral to their character and the story (e.g. Black Panther in Marvel). And in this instance, Hermione's ethnicity is completely irrelevant, since ethnicity isn't really significant at all in the original books or the Cursed Child play.

[@majikss]

Literally how

[@someoneonyoutube809]

1:25 Barry whiteus Candlelightus Girl exitus Get into my tuuuuuub

[@raflamar4146]

“PEDOPHILIUS REPELLUS!”

[@SnackerdJack]

Rub a dub dub

[@rubyrwby7559]

Bruvv Barry white is an actual singer (who is very good as a matter of fact XD)

[@thomaschitham3487]

I know that this comment is 2 years old, but there should be a 'c' in exitus.

[@stephensharma5275]

This spell is stupidius and not funnitus

[@johnblackflag8746]

"NOT..... The desired effect."

[@gorgis.mp307]

wonder what was the desired effect

[@ARQ93]

Nerd alert** Considering Harry copied Snape's notes as he was the Half blood prince and used them to Ace Potions class, I'm surprised Snape messed up a potion.

[@jeanpaullouw1787]

Biggest pair I have seen in my life. It should've dragged him down to the ground though = )

[@tsubakiofmelancholy6297]

@@gorgis.mp307 Most likely trying to enlarge a different part of his body...

[@princesaruu6150]

@@gorgis.mp307 a big sausage

[@JamieMurphy25]

Yeah, Criss Angel wouldn't be a good substitute teacher at Hogwarts.

[@mr.l8723]

Yeah he's a stupid muggle

[@d4rkhound388]

"MIND FREAK!"

[@arvindrueben]

The gildroy lockhart of the real world!!

[@antonbrakhage490]

I read a fanfic once where Stephen Colbert (in his Colbert Report character) taught Defense against the Dark Arts.

[@friendlyneighborhoodidiot7004]

Chris Angel is a hippie so yeah.

[@sleven8013]

Missed out on oppertunity to call him Dumbledawg

[@TF2Scout..]

*YES*

[@bulletproofman323]

Holy shit, that would have been so good. 😂

[@NarwahlGaming]

Dee-Oh-Dumble-Gee

[@emngaiden]

Can we appreciate the fact that AdultSwin didn't put any ads on any of this videos, and you can let them play forever like a long robot chicken

[@mcnt9506]

2nd base!

[@imasepan]

MCNT052 i didnt understand that.

[@achaudhari101]

It means groping and petting a woman.

[@imasepan]

Alex Chaudhari ohhh

[@loganmenchaca]

2nd base with who tho?

[@Ecto_42]

BatBrickFlicks Probably that troll in the bathroom first year.

[@blueguygaming1330]

I remember I first saw this when I was around 8 and 7 years later I finally understand and can relate to the jokes in the first sketch

[@MrCholoPants3415]

Kek, don't worry about being a virgin at 15. If you don't get laid by senior year of high school, you will be drowning in tang when you get to college if you're at least average looking

[@abanana2561]

*VIRGIN*

[@sassysuiryu1114]

@@MrCholoPants3415 What about 16 most of my friends have done it..

[@kingsachem1261]

@@sassysuiryu1114 most of them are horny lil pervs that just wanted to do it just to do it and feel accepted only to look back yrs from now wishing they waited cuz they will always remember their first time and who it was with.

[@frog6673]

Mal from tdas

[@arielwebb1523]

I love that Hermione has a Ravenclaw tie and Ron has a Hufflepuff tie. Maybe this has been pointed out before but it subscribes to the theory that Gryffindor is made up of the other houses.

[@gracehaven5459]

I thought hufflepuff was

[@MB-sj2yu]

Harry should of had Slytherin

[@connordervoncyberlifegesen8529]

Ariel Webb MINDFREEEEAK

[@mr.robinson1982]

You are way too into the Harry Potter Universe to notice such things....maybe its just bc im a boring every day muggle & have to get back to work...lunch is over

[@KaibaSeto.]

Can you elaborate? Or point me to where to find more about it Never heard that theory before

[@ezmoney4598]

“But Dumbledore isn’t-“ Jk Rowling: You don’t know that.

[@thegoose8197]

0:30 JK Rowling really went progressive and brave with this one

[@IGRETRO]

You mean the suit?

[@arefrigerator8163]

@@IGRETRO Yeah... The suit.

[@Adam11277]

@@IGRETRO I’m pretty sure it’s the racist joke bc Harry was about to say “But Dumbledore isn’t-“ but cuts him off.

[@kreepe634]

@@Adam11277 it's not racist lmao it's true. Dumbledore is white lmao

[@alantorres2957]

“Harry! I’m scared..” “You’re always scared you chicken shit!” 😂😂

[@SEALEVELCAIN2015]

*I freakin ❤ Robot Chicken. Freakin.*

[@cutiecookie283]

LORD KEN OH i

[@gojira4200]

Cutie Cookie brain dead

[@ericthomas7491]

LORD KEN OH i

[@anydaynow]

LORD KEN OH i

[@rebelfriend1818]

Freakin Krang man...

[@Tygrysku22]

The little foot slap when he's levitating kills me every time XD

[@anisakujo8312]

I couldnt stop laughing when she said "pedophilias repelious"😂

[@Eturnal]

0:35 *OH HARRY IT'S ME DOUBLE DOE*

[@monia1339]

Everytime I hear this - Double Door!

[@vartougbarsoumian5615]

@@monia1339 i hear this dumbledumb

[@Zaiqahal]

0:17 - Hard to understand what he said since everyone gasped prematurely.

[@markmislang1180]

It said "SECOND BASE"

[@suryaaditya5785]

Wait, what that mean?

[@MegaGothmog]

@@suryaaditya5785 Basically.... 1st base: kissing 2nd base: hands underneath clothing (breast/genital fondling) 3rd base: oral 4th base: full sex Some include a 5th base which is the back door.

[@suryaaditya5785]

@@MegaGothmog woaaah.... Thanks

[@AboodAbu12345]

Okay I needed this to be in the comments😂

[@L3ONSK11]

4:27 that split second of *mind freaking*. Don't know why but I busted up laughing at that part

[@joshuablack8221]

“Barry Whiteis, candlelightis, girl excitis...” 😂😂😂😂

[@MyLateralThawts]

I’m pretty sure Zatanna would be a fantastic Defence against the Dark Arts teacher… and would probably help the boys with their Pubertus problem too.

[@TheMonkeygoneape]

and because of allegations of having relations with a student, is why she quietly retired by the end of the school year

[@rexxbailey2764]

WHO THA HECK IS ZATANNA!???? 🤨🤨🙄🤔🤔

[@Adc481]

@@rexxbailey2764 she's a DC character

[@iamawesome4026]

It would be funny if Constantine was a defense against the dark arts teacher. Dumbledore would probably like it

[@maxgreen8749]

​@@iamawesome4026, he's not to work with children after THAT incident.

[@jasonlee0290]

Yo! Who are you?! Oh Harry, it’s me! DUMBLEDO-!

[@juliocesargarciazamora3478]

Jajaja Lol

[@DarkTider]

Funny thing is, this resembles the book Hermione WAAAAY more than Emma Watson ever did :)

[@eka2894]

guiltily, I will admit Emma Watson appealed to me more than the storyline ever did.

[@cancer7579]

MIND FREAK.

[@half-lifescientist1991]

Thuran When in the books did Hermione get to second base?

[@Banaphoneeeee]

q

[@dragonlordthekingofdragons6373]

Thuran what did the sorting hat call Hermione?

[@CreamIceMs]

"That book was 65 pounds!" "I'm sure it was nowhere near that weight" HAHAHAHAHA

[@bethhaupt6220]

I love how the used Hermione as a Ravenclaw, Ron as a Hufflepuff, and Harry as the griffindor

[@projectstart5522]

I like how they gave Hermione Ravenclaw colors and Ron Hufflepuff colors to symbolize their accurate personalities. J. K. Rowling actually admitted that they are supposed to embody this, Harry is supposed to embody Slytherin while they all embody Gryffindor.

[@loisosorio6904]

"That textbook was £65" "I'm sure it didn't weigh that much" I'm American, but not that American

[@lolzimop9174]

Lois Osorio for future reference the £ comes before the number e.g £65

[@loisosorio6904]

@@lolzimop9174 oh ok, thank you kind stranger, I shall carry this knowledge with me and share it with others to carry on your legacy

[@lolzimop9174]

@@loisosorio6904 every day is a school day

[@loisosorio6904]

Your knowledge will benefit the world

[@diegollerena2307]

No vas a escapar de latinoaméroca prro xd

[@volkitolkitorino]

Find someone who looks at you the way Dumbledore looks at Hargrid.

[@stephaniemayer6509]

Alfred Pennyworth l

[@headshot3343]

Chris Angel- I'm sure the book didn't weigh that much😆

[@catgirlgrunge]

Headshot334 lmao

[@abdicolestudios8899]

Criss*

[@lupowins]

@@abdicolestudios8899 Pointing out how that clowns name is spelled is nothing to brag about.

[@louisdarden108]

Remember: In universes where real magic exists, stage magicians are amusing exactly once. In such universes, being a stage magician is the worst set of circumstances you can find yourself in.

[@stevefilms1997]

Did you not see what he did with the unicorn the kids are just too pretentious to appreciate art

[@AztecDannyboy]

3:40 the foot to the head had me dying 🤣

[@prissy.laroux]

That "alright, just finish" from Ron SENT ME 🤣

[@judykier7645]

3:02 "please welcome your substitute teacher... ALL THE WAY FROM LAS VEGAS... why would they hire a muggle who knows "magic"

[@m.c.martin]

Plot Twist, he’s a real Wizard from the American Institution

[@jackkook7349]

M I N D F R E A K E D.

[@marcusispoor]

"I can see your minds are not fully FREAKED." 4:25

[@moo-kun]

MiNd fReAk 👋

[@barondebubbla]

Mind Freeeeeeeeeeeak

[@mcnt9506]

Our lord and savior has come!

[@megijapauca3760]

YOU funny

[@oriontheone2876]

What if your at the zoo and you saw someone unzipped a animal costume and then said “Mind freak”

[@veryfarawayhorse7]

*inhale* MIND FREAK!

[@dabeastfromdaweast9788]

1:24 Remember when you could just, like, make a joke about a teacher making the moves on a student and no one would care?

[@singingsergio]

"Not the desired effect" 😂

[@walterlozano3435]

"i can see your minds are not fully freak"!😂😂😂

[@SamuraiPie8111]

get into my tuuub

[@insertteahere3162]

That did *not* have the intended effect.

[@karenjett250]

I felt weird if I was Hermione

[@arachnidcomics6404]

Agent Bill Wilson Seamus Gorman can never know about this XD

[@Azikiel2602]

1:00 this is a lot creepier when you remember that Scabbers is a grown man in the shape of a rat…

[@fwMMVII]

Does anybody remember that scene in one of the books? Harry was watching a memory of Snape's childhood, and there was this part when James did a spell on Snape which turned him (Snape) upside down in midair, and James said something like, "who wants to see me take of Snivelus's pants?" But then right at that moment not memory Snape busted in and yelled at Harry for poking around in his memories??? I never hear anybody saying anything about it, while it's etched into the wrinkles of my brain.

[@marius7939]

Order of the Phoenix

[@anonymousgaslighter345]

Oh please, people go on and on about that scene so much it's annoying

[@CresCoJeffToo]

3:41 the subtle foot gaff is one of my fav Robot Chicken moments ever XD

[@dais1151]

This is so messed up like the rat is a grown man and the kids are like 12 😂😂 why would Snape come on to her 😂😂😭

[@princeharming8963]

Vie - It's the art of Parody.

[@catgirlgrunge]

Vie I see what you did there

[@sadsalamander9651]

It's almost like that's the joke!

[@unicornbarfingrainbows7599]

Because Harry’s mom is dead, and fanfiction

[@Krystalmyth]

Uhm. why wouldn't he? Lol

[@ernaazman5968]

I SCREAMED WHEN CHRIS ANGEL'S FOOT HIT HARRY'S HEAD AKSKSKSKSKKSS

[@mk3a]

0:03 this IS something Draco would do.

[@tochukwuudu7763]

the way he pronounces dumbledore gets me everytime.

[@sophiadee77]

Black Dumbledore: **exists** Me: Chef? is that you?

[@ericasawyer8985]

😂😂😂😂

[@monia1339]

Hahahahahhaahhahaha

[@TF2Scout..]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

[@quanhodges6431]

2:30 only 3 times?? Shiiidddd I make it do what it'd do 😂😂💀

[@caskybob2]

I won't lie, that chris angel mind freak at the end actually got me

[@kayzeaza]

The Chris angel parts were so good tho

[@losaface4]

When Chris Angel started awkwardly floating around and his foot lazily hit the back of Harry's head, I almost lost it.

[@eminakcay6068]

1:55 hormonnus controllus me dead ;)

[@themusicmaster1077]

0:25 “Property of wood that’s happening to me right now” 2:28 Three times a day more like every hour

[@marcorossi2360]

1:30. Everyone's talking about the "Barry whitus , blah blah" moment. Why isn't anyone talking about "Shall we play 'Put the sorting hat on Slytherin' thing? "😂😂

[@davidf8365]

That bit when he hits Harry in the back of his head with his foot had me in stitches for some reason X'D

[@bouncepsycho]

The people at Robot Chicken are the best. The humour is just on a whole different level. The attention to detail and aoguhaiguhaögaguhagfajbugkabagk I LOVE IT

[@chnthie8518]

2:53 kills me everytime😂

[@Trustmeneon]

what did the sorting hat say to Hermione? i could catch that

[@crackedhammer4612]

Ruben Kovács second base

[@Por-poI]

second base. touching privates and shit.

[@admiralackbar6490]

that's thirds base

[@andreliv3206]

Second base

[@gageniedert4344]

Andre Liv 3rd base you deserve what ever that means

[@tineitrilms137]

"he who shall not BE LAID" I DIED LMAO

[@IsaiahRichards692]

Berry whitus, candle lightus, girl excitus! Shall we play a game of Put the Sorting Hat on the Slytherin? Pedophilius repellus! -Best Harry Potter quotes ever!

[@jakethemoss240]

0:35 Best thing ever

[@VanpyroGaming0]

"Shall we play put the sorting hat on the slytherin?"

[@gossamer999]

....mindfreak *vigorous jazz hands*

[@kari7403]

The unicorn's 🦄 reaction was the most satisfying. Put a big ol satisfied smile on my face.

[@FoxAnimations3]

1:45 harry needs to calm down, Ron's been his friend since the first movie

[@joecrazy9896]

"Looks like Potter is he who shall not be laid"

[@Jackspiring]

I still love robot chicken, its like a nostalgic acid trip.

[@FreakDaMIghet]

In the second sketch, why is Hermione a Ravenclaw?

[@cripsfprlife8222]

Lord Omega yeah she is her tie is blue like a raven claw

[@arandomalias]

FreakDaMIghet she isn't, its just a *MIND FREAK*

[@caleejune2639]

The British Gamer, lmaoooooo!

[@lizipearlvlogs]

+Lord Omega They mean she has a Ravenclaw tie instead of a Gryffindor one, but it was probably just done as a joke, or something

[@unicat4202]

The also put ron in hufflepuff ...so I think it was done on purpose ...Who know

[@strtbisniss]

"I can tell your minds are not fully freaked". (0.5 sec guitar riff)🤣😂🤣

[@arielleeverett4561]

When he kicked him in the head I started cracking up.....

[@darkmaster9936]

"Property of wood? That's happening to me right now. Pubertus"

[@0YamiSings0]

Robot Chicken made Snamione hilarious, I love it! ...is it bad that I would say yes absolutely to Snape? 😆

[@0TODIK0]

I can see you minds aren’t fully FREAKED

[@Dryaspis]

"oh harry it's me DABBA-DOH!!"

[@goldenclarity4765]

Ron's wearing a Hufflepuff tie and Hermione has a Ravenclaw the, only Harry has a Gryffindor tie on!

[@titanium151]

As it should have been

[@shawne6216]

😆 not sure why I laughed so hard when "Dumbledough" announced himself.

[@umbrellacorporation9168]

Harry: but Dumbledore isn't.....

[@itztimg]

​@@umbrellacorporation9168 "Listen, I'm a new actor in every movie."

[@parthxus]

“It’s me Dumbledoh’”

[@crismartinez3161]

YO ITS ME DOUMBLE DUBLE I DIED

[@flavorTown88]

MIND FREEEEEKED

[@ficamica1]

'just how wandus limbus prevents me from having any meaningful relationships' *o u c h*

[@HuslWusl]

I love that Ron is the one who says "Stupid Muggle" to Chris Angel xD

[@blinkstv9215]

“That text book was 65 pounds” “I’m sure it didn’t weight that much girl fffffffffff MIND FREAK!”

[@JonatasMonte]

2:40 That one hit hard

[@IvailoStoychev]

4:11 It's not even a horn, it's literally one of those drill bits for sawing holes into wood

[@adamdaly4987]

"that text book was £65!" "oh honey im sure it didnt weigh that much"😂

[@toxicallypink]

Weigh

[@adamdaly4987]

@@toxicallypink thanks (sorry auto correct🙄)

[@ineedakitkat6628]

Can we just appreciate these clay-mations THEY ARE SO GOOD!

[@Shadowwolfe2k7]

When Harry gasps “pubertus!” I die every time.

[@Henny2995]

Oh Harry it's me "double doe!" 😂

[@reynardyonatan5521]

The chris angel part 😂😊

[@Wellshem]

1:32 I'm dying, Hermione killed me

[@maxwellrux5523]

1:24 i laughed harder each rhyme, i was dead by the end

[@deargodwhyamihere]

I was watching 4:03 in class on Friday and the girl behind me looked at me like “what the fuck is wrong with you”

[@crabwaluigi]

Lol