Advice For Comedians Not Cutting It

[@Jordan-fy6mw]

late night is dead yes or yes

[@blablablablabla3959]

Ferguson was the last good one imo.

[@saintdominicreview]

Like many of his professional peers, naturally Tim Dillon experimented with Tanqueray & Turpentine enemas as a youngster, but after he started adding a few dashes of Heinz 57 Steak Sauce into the mix, sadly, he was hooked for good.

[@tbrown15]

Colberts delivery is amazing... it’s just all left wing propaganda.

[@jimfoster2909]

Yes sirrrr

[@mika274]

I used to think this. I can't watch later night but I look at their KZbin viewings and they easily have 8m views on a lot of their videos. With 25m subscribers. So it makes me wonder, there is still a market for late night

[@zappos49]

Just realized I watch a lot more Tim Dillon now that Rogan left KZbin

[@maticbukovac6966]

He left yt? Really? Why?

[@zappos49]

@@maticbukovac6966 dude, where ya been, he signed like a 50 million dollar contract with them

[@okaykaykay7799]

@@zappos49 that youtubes paid a hefty amount of cream to stop rogan from saying the truth to the world

[@Trackguy77]

Same

[@ecogiful]

I can't get his new show...never plays on my laptop. Might be a vpn issue.

[@MattieBennett]

The only person laughing at Steven Colbert these days is Jimmy Fallon.

[@chrisc7265]

if I were making Jimmy's paycheck with Jimmy's talent I'd be laughing too

[@justwatchinguboob]

And Trevor Noah

[@sleazyfellow]

What's Colbert going to talk about once Trump is out of office? He's made dave's old show into the Trump hour. Horrible comedian.

[@rd3095]

this is the funniest shit ever

[@shinybeast8946]

@@chrisc7265 Talent?LOL.

[@__M738]

Late night “comedy” has been reduced to woke vanilla social media news jokes. It’s complete garbage.

[@colainc90]

i mean ive always thought late night was shit. But that doesnt mean anything, enough people like it. Much more people enjoy it that rambling, disjointed youtubers babbling crap to an audience who digest their opinions and believe they have some sort of an opinion that has consequence.

[@fusion772]

Totally predictable shit

[@TheAlwaysPrepared]

I loved Craig Ferguson!

[@flurnsdale3929]

Even movies too. It’s all neon lights and A e s e t h i c s and no opinions.

[@herbs275]

@My names Jeff they must buy their views. Unfunny “comedians” injected with political jokes fed by chuck schumer.

[@fenderfreak215]

This episode was unreal. Tim is the funniest comedian in the game these days and his improvised podcast banter proves it

[@tigerdragonmartialarts4032]

I just love that he has a great mockery skill that can put Anti Tim Dillon people into more seeeeething fucking anger over his mockery

[@LB-on8bs]

I used to like Legion of Skanks and Flagrant 2 but.... Tim is just next level.

[@space-ux1hh]

everyone tried to adapt to the new politically correct climate too much, Tim been the same dude since I found him, respect

[@MaximRick]

@@space-ux1hh 100% agree. If anything Tim has become even bolder in his humor.

[@daved4463]

He is a savage

[@matthewbond375]

I liked the guy Stephen Colbert used to pretend to be on the Report WAY more than the guy he pretends to be on the Late Show

[@sherpaderpdingo3405]

@Jarhe Hunkkuhll yes

[@alejandrochaves2292]

I feel you. 100%

[@Tracydot3]

He used to be so funny and now he's awful. I can't watch him at all.

[@lockebrady8005]

Because he’s not a comedian. He’s a sketch actor. He’s always more interesting as a character than as himself.

[@turdfurgeson5196]

The only person who could save late night is...NORM

[@sjuvanet]

yes or yes?

[@Xplora213]

Norm can’t do it because he won’t do it. Same as Jerry. Too much material to write.

[@sjuvanet]

@@Xplora213 norm dont needa write

[@Xplora213]

@@sjuvanet sorry dude but he definitely does. He was a writer for Roseanne in her best years... he wrote for SNL... but he’s not putting a new 5 minute monologue out every week. Norm works best without others guiding him. The podcast worked well before Netflix. He can’t be leashed like Byron Allen!

[@sjuvanet]

@@Xplora213 you're right.

[@arodarte323]

I thank God every day for Tim Dillon. He is a breath of fresh air in all this crap.

[@amoeboidtendencies5137]

Tim is truly doing the Lord's work

[@timstadlmueller58]

Dude keeps it realer than real.

[@Gigabomber]

Vintage Doug Stanhope.

[@MelBee128]

Thanking God for a comic? Wow

[@jjjjjj192]

@@MelBee128Do you always respond to two year old comments?! 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@BigPhatMan]

Late night talk shows have become daytime talk shows.

[@JG-ej1qg]

Seriously! Same genre as the view.

[@jonasabry9099]

But daytime shows like Maury and the View are more funny even if unintentionally.

[@richardwicks4190]

They have become unrelenting propaganda.

[@ghostgate82]

Underrated and profound

[@thatguyshawn3570]

1,000 Likes to this comment!

[@hankriseshill1898]

Colbert has fallen so far from grace in my eyes that I question if he was ever funny to begin with. Sort of like Game of Thrones where the last season was so bad that I can’t recommend the show to anyone now. Nothing is more infuriating than that sort of “hey kiddo, jokes aside we need to have a serious chat” thing that he does when something big happens...actually the only thing more infuriating than that is the thought of the teary eyed liberal sitting on Colbert’s knee just soaking up the moment like they aren’t the ones who are absolutely out to fucking lunch.

[@AggerAscetic]

Colbert was great voicing Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law characters in like 2004.. it's shocking to see where he's at now. Just sucking off the rich and powerful along with the rest of the mainstream comedy/news monster

[@FixedWing82]

Colbert's show is liquified shit fired at you from a fire hose

[@Rob-ue6ij]

Colbert was never funny, his old writers were. He's really just another empty husk of an actor in that he can make a character great when written by talented people. When he plays himself he's an insufferable wet sock.

[@regularnormal]

yeah i could swear colbert report was funny but hes so bad now that it seems like someone else entirely

[@madsketcher]

We'll always have Mr. Noblet. But you're right - that kind of political patronizing is repulsive.

[@cecilyt006]

Glad to see someone finally giving Colbert his just due.

[@johnpatterson4272]

Agreed 100%.

[@LeMerch]

I saluted him when he did it.

[@rustyshackelford17]

Cobert bent the knee to the handlers. They must have dirt on him

[@knockoutfever4]

Clinton Foundation Colbert

[@a.d.3606]

Who?

[@maticbukovac6966]

I love how passive aggressive he is without majorly attacking anyone lol

[@simex909]

Every time I visit my good friends they try to put "comedy" on, and every time its just some lecture about guns or racism with one or two snarky comments interspersed so it technically counts as comedy. One time they showed me a routine that was just some lady yelling "fuck trump!" for half an hour-- I'm not even being hyperbolic.

[@alexdelux2254]

Like the chamber? Huh

[@Nostalgia_Addict]

Do your friends not have a brain?

[@alphatrion4365]

They haven't seen real comedy yet it seems. Show them some Bill Burr or Tom Segura clips and watch them either die of laughter or die of sudden shock.

[@curtcoeurdelion]

That Chick certainly wasn’t a Lady for sure.

[@dannydamnmendez]

Was it Samantha Bee?

[@jflanagan9696]

Ben's laughter let's me know when I should be laughing.

[@johnszczerba9979]

Why does it work though? First time I noticed this was in the 90's listening to Howard Stern. Jackie laughing in the background always made me laugh

[@CaptainPancakes]

Anyone watch Jimmy Fallon's monologue after the Capitol riot? He looked so uncomfortable and out of his element. Late Night is dead. I used to love Colbert and Oliver and even Noah. Now they are so clearly mouthpieces for the left, it's been nothing but "lol orange man has tiny hands, and Republicans are all racist amirite?" I'm glad that KZbin, Twitch, Netflix, and other streaming services are destroying TV. People are sick of hearing overpaid celebrities patting themselves on the back for being so morally superior and pretending it's "comedy." COVID pulled the curtain and forced them to broadcast from home with no laugh track so we can see how truly unfunny they are.

[@Rob-ue6ij]

I'm amazed you, an actual human watched it, I'm convinced all the views on every late night youtube channel are bots, there's no way a couple million people watch these hacks, because if they do, I'd have to end it all.

[@jonathanwurster2811]

they're mouthpieces for "liberals". Big diff between liberals and the actual left. Liberals say "the right thing" and then twist themselves into pretzels with excuses why "now's just not the time" to do things to actually help people. Leftists actually do things to help. (I'm a massive conservative btw)

[@jurgenklopp1506]

@@jonathanwurster2811 maybe you should lose weight lol joking

[@powersdustin709]

You actually listened to Colbert and Trevor Noah? Christ.

[@agreen182]

Last week tonight used to be appointment viewing for me. 2020 ruined it. That show is fucking unwatchable, the same for every single other mainstream late night show. They are a disgrace.

[@Chickenbowser]

Late night shows are kind of fascinating in a weird clinical way, they are so painfully unfunny that it feels like they were not written by real human beings.

[@hankriseshill1898]

I was just in a waiting room and they had daytime TV on. It was like a knockoff doctor Oz and it was absolutely dystopian in the same way

[@manbearpig7521]

SNL is terrible too

[@madsketcher]

perhaps they are written by reptilians

[@hodlwise2470]

Probably written by AI nowadays lol

[@Sixstringman]

They were written by fanatical far leftists. Human beings they are not.

[@michelobdog8825]

Steak sauce recipe : organic ketchup, Worcestershire, adrenochrome salt to taste

[@ashtonj8082]

for you tube comments this is the high-water mark-that place where the wave finally broke and rolled back.”

[@nikkijordan6042]

Sounds delicious

[@catdaddydonbrewer007]

You don’t need steak sauce, you need to learn to cook steak

[@michaelhunziker7287]

@@catdaddydonbrewer007 People who use steak sauce on a steak are the same people who enjoy the McRib

[@eMceeMao]

Trevor Noah and the rest of the mouth pieces have lost a lot of my respect with their spineless and abusive use of their art and talent. They may redeem themselves, but the amount of poisonous hate the have been complicit in spewing, there is a lot of work for them to do, for me to be able to respect them anymore. Bring back Jon Stewart

[@itstrbo]

Trevor has actual cred as a standup comedian, so he's in a separate category IMO....but yeah Fallon and the rest, pretty hacky

[@ryansmith144]

@@itstrbo no he doesn’t 😂

[@itstrbo]

@@ryansmith144 he actually has like 4 or 5 standup specials under his belt, I'm not saying he's Dave Chappelle or George Carlin but anyone who can tour getting up on stage alone with a solid set of their own material gets some cred in my book...never heard of Fallon or Colbert, or seth rogen doing that, they're just funny guys with writers... Trevor's been in the lions den I respect that and think he's in a different category

[@itstrbo]

@@ernestscribbler2294 okay

[@zachburskey8868]

They will never bring him back after Jon Stewart gave Trump props for handling 9/11 first responder claims and extending it.

[@timm7681]

Norm said it best about 5 years ago, “whenever I think of doing something, I think - what would Seth meyers do?”

[@e.bassett3922]

WWSMD

[@SuperSmith]

What makes that funnier is seconds later when asked what he thought about his show Norm says "not something I would do"

[@Clembo]

He's The Room of comedians

[@tonygibson5171]

“It’s not something I would do”

[@ob9609]

Conan is the only watchable late night man these days. The rest told one joke for 4 years and it ruined them.

[@Thelastdan]

Conan is woke trash now, he’s a sell out

[@mutestingray]

I’m not exaggerating when I say Conan was one of the most influential comedy figures of my life. Late Night was my window into a world outside of my small town. However, with the Tonight Show, things changed. Maybe it was the writers, but it just wasn’t funny. Late Night was funny because it was scrappy. I don’t watch Conan anymore.

[@Banana_Split_Cream_Buns]

Conan is okay when he interviews a good comedian like once a year. The others can't really interview. I fall asleep with Kimmel and Meyers. Colbert interviews horribly. And we all know how terrible Fallon is with his oneupmanship and fake laughter. But I have to give Trevor Noah credit for somehow managing to be more smug than Bill Maher. I didn't know that was even possible.

[@MrEazyE357]

That didn't age well.

[@roystonlodge]

Conan retired.

[@CNUG13]

Late Night talk shows died when Letterman stopped sticking himself to velcro walls.

[@ripskip160]

Letterman was NEVER funny, he doesn't deserve the fortune he has amassed.

[@ryanthomas2374]

Letterman sucked and wasn't funny. Late night died with jay leno

[@Epiousios18]

If it works, it works.

[@jordanstephens4178]

@@ryanthomas2374 Leno was shit.

[@samuelaubrey481]

Late night died with ed sullivan

[@sauldemize9998]

Tim is hilarious without needing people to write his jokes for him. If you need writers you are not a comedian, you are an anchor reading a script.

[@decespugliatorenucleare3780]

@@zachhayes9512 the rants are fucking insufferable. last but not least because I genuinely don't give a fuck about what a comedian thinks of the world - I've got actual pros for that (which is why, I guess, Toe Rogan is so big: he just asks questions to those who actually understand). but when dillon goes comedy, oh boy... I think he might be on par with Bill Burr

[@salildeshpande7]

yes, always have your producer in the shot so you can show someone is laughing at your jokes. Have a person you are paying laugh in the same frame. Now, that's real comedy.

[@sauldemize9998]

@Salil Deshpande I guess you prefer overdubed laugh tracks, and audience cue cards. some of us can distinguish between genuine laughter and manufacturing laughter. Network comedians are just puppets on a string.

[@salildeshpande7]

@@sauldemize9998 what made you thunk I prefer any of that, lol. Opinion dismissed .

[@sauldemize9998]

@Salil Deshpande you don't get to dismiss my opinion. You can give your opinion, and you can disagree with my opinion, but you can't dismiss it. I'm not your wife

[@earl-larsen]

watching fallon cry in that monologue last week had me laughing so hard. dude looked like a POW being forced to read a statement. it was pathetic

[@jumbo4billion]

He perfected the POW look when talking with Robin DiAngelo last year.

[@dfyt9179]

Anyone have a link or context about this Fallon monologue? Plenty of results for “Fallon crying,” but I can’t find anything recent

[@SilencedLamb69]

@@dfyt9179 yeah really, I wanna see this lol

[@evanabbott2737]

Oh no...I didn’t know about this until now.😂

[@aaronhumphrey2009]

Fallons fake tittery giggle of a laugh is a Big turnoff...havent watched the Tonite Show or considered it relevant- or funny in years.. Colbert- has gone Full-TDS-FIXATION -MODE..his once- funny show is now 90% garbage..

[@PoulaiAristotelis]

The boko haram joke killed me funniest thing

[@jameslew2804]

On Cartoon Network, nonetheless lol

[@julieherz8909]

i didn't get it could you explain it

[@BanditoBurrito]

@@julieherz8909 google the name

[@stevereimer5514]

Holy fuck is this funny. Just waiting for Tim to explode in popularity. His consistency to bring the funny is unbelievable. And to do it all while being completely unpartisan and speaking with just plain logical common sense is not only heartwarming but inspiring.

[@GianxM90]

You're a fucking genius, Tim.

[@chrisalbaugh6577]

Stephen Colbert needs to get off this Trump bit he does week after week. I rather see Conan O'Brien take his job back.

[@TheEyeball37]

Oof. I'm glad I'm not the only one who does not find Conan funny at all. I really don't get it. Is it kind of a campy sort of appeal that he has?

[@rakshithm1257]

@@TheEyeball37 Conan is wholesome and a fun interviewer

[@mayc8674]

Did Colbert ever dream he would need Trump this much. He comes across like a scorned woman. 😆

[@kathyvictoria6059]

Just Stephan? Lmao it’s EVERYONE on late night that is still obsessed w trump. The guy is gone. He’s on vacation making money while golfing. Move on to someone new. Tons of jokes they can say about cumo lol

[@RCastellanos]

@@kathyvictoria6059 They can only make fun of Republicans because they want to portray the Democrats as "the good guys", mainly because their entore audience is made up of neo-liberals

[@j.7701]

Jimmy Kimmle, Steven Colbert, Jimmy Fallon, Bill Maur are all terrible

[@swapnilnayak2449]

Bill Maher* but yea, I get your point.

[@modelomacy516]

💯

[@brobocops]

Seth Myers

[@j.7701]

@Pablo Lasha They are not even real people so it does not matter :)

[@askmemum]

@Pablo Lasha “Kimmle” hahaha

[@bakoboyo138]

You're on fire, Tim! Don't take your foot off the gas. Bullseye truth has never been funnier. Thanks.

[@AFilmaciones]

I don't remember when was the last time I saw a full late night show. I barely watch any clips either.

[@afterthought3341]

Cringe fest ! Late shows give me nausea especially Trevor Noah ( can't believe that guy toured as stand up ) .

[@stevereimer5514]

I rememeber when I did. Conan show on TBS. A show that on NBC was groundbreaking, and offensive and edgy and which turned into deflated neutered puppy. Like watching a balloon slowly deflate in obscurity and finally turning into a SJW hive of virtue signaling unfunny death. They got to Conan. THEY FUCKING GOT TO CONAN. Goddman most of of media from 2014 onward. Damn you all to hell.

[@dertythegrower]

they got fakewoke they went broke fact

[@dertythegrower]

@@stevereimer5514 well said.. tbs finally made conan bad.. it took a while

[@hextraordinarycrypto3362]

TD has quickly become the smartest, funniest comedian in the game. We love you Tim!

[@hey_its_travis]

as talk shows go we need another craig ferguson, he was damn funny, last funny one to do it really

[@mechanoid2k]

Absolutely. Craig Ferguson was the last late night show I ever watched.

[@timm7681]

Conan is great too

[@mathieumarlaire]

Conan is great but Craig Ferguson was on a completely different level

[@Xplora213]

@Daisy some good takes here. They are great when they have the freedom to be themselves and make TV that is funny first, watchable second. Monty Python is almost unwatchable most of the time but the nuggets of gold are there. Same with Craig, same with Conan. Genius is not consistent... and it’s not made by meddling TV executives.

[@Xplora213]

@Daisy I loved old Conan too, the lack of professionalism was part of the magic (same as Craig). Some of the best videos on YT are Craig breaking compilations... actually loving the material so much you can’t stop laughing at it. In the year 2000.... what a great bit. So stupid... and that’s comedy. Absurdity revealed. Colbert used to be funny... then it was clear. He’s not funny, his character was funny, and the sincerity was absurd. Now... it’s not funny anymore after 5 years of the same boring shit. He won’t recover either. His writers were not that good to start with. It’s like watching a dolphin show.

[@paulfroelich1024]

Cumtown's Nick Mullen, Adam Friedland, and Stavros Halkias will develop a tartar sauce to accompany Tim's steak sauce, yes or yes?

[@pkellar100]

Call it Vinny's Bernaise

[@koffkoff4274]

@@pkellar100 Gaynaise

[@Freddie_Dunning-Kruger_Jr.]

Jeff Goldblum's Ass Mustard

[@goomaboi]

Gene DiNapoli's Dancer's Dip

[@chris092183]

Hi, I'm gay actor Michael Penis

[@realbanger]

This was a top 5 episode

[@harveyweinstein8937]

I've done some open mic comedy as a hobby and I can honestly say I've never met a more delusional group of people. They either uncomfortably read unfunny attempts at humor off their phone or recite the same jokes for 12 years. They talk about "making it" when nobody has ever offered them as much as a beer to do a set.

[@maxxdennis2655]

Stephen Colbert is playing a character named Stephen Colbert. when you're playing a character named after yourself are you just a shadow of what you used to be??

[@TheGoobsters]

It seems like he's trying to have that wise and laid-back look that letterman had near the end of his career but he's just a butthurt cynic with nothing to add to the world instead of someone who finds the best in things like letterman

[@lambknot]

We still got the hilarious bisexual woman of colour Lilly Singh as the best late night host right? Lol

[@ryanmussell739]

Is she still working ? I thought her show only lasted 6 episodes.

[@chrisc7265]

the entire purpose of that show was to piss off Trump voters then when literally no one cared, they were like ".......oh"

[@thatgirl3960]

She is awful. An embarrassment to the Indian subcontinent !

[@jamaalm97]

The worst thing about Lily Singh is that she constantly mentions being a bisexual Indian American but doesn't make any jokes about it other than "haha white man don't like me"

[@jumbo4billion]

Hey I remember her, she had some melanin

[@nutsbutdum]

Ralph Lauren should sponsor Tim Dillon. Enough with this sh*t already!

[@ChamonixHouse884]

Tim is a Lo head. I love Ralph but your paying like 100$ for a sub-par polo. Don’t get me wrong I love the design and artistic parts of it, but it ain’t worth it. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk

[@smittywerbenjaggermanjense1485]

@@ChamonixHouse884 Fred Perry is cut too slim for him 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@ShowersWithAshleyBiden]

They just dropped a pro golfer from their sponsorship for using the word “faggot” so Tim is definitely not eligible. He’d put them in quite the quandary though. “He said faggot, but he IS a faggot...soooo can we sign him??”

[@russellm1883]

Polo Tim Dillen

[@bigstepper4125]

"I had multiple personalities and none of them were funny"😂😂😂😂😂

[@wyattrussell7496]

Imagine if Tim was on nightly? God tier content.

[@fieldfairy9845]

Love when they release these clips. I always need my daily dose of Tim Dillon

[@ReynaSingh]

This is quality content Tim 🙏

[@user-lt6er2ud2i]

He’s filling the jre void

[@mitchellgearig6974]

More than filling it in my opinion..Joe lost his ball awhile back it seems..lol

[@OneofOne316]

this is THE most un funny un listenable continuous rant I've ever heard.

[@mitchellgearig6974]

@@OneofOne316 and yet your here..you a comedian or have any knowledge of the current state of comedy?

[@ShawnFX]

@@OneofOne316 troll🤡🤡

[@MewcePewpz]

Tim is great because he goes on wacky rants and then says something true and profound... he like tricks you into thinking he's some wacky idiot but then has a solid take on important topics. glad i started listening

[@BURRITOBOY]

Like south park

[@yoba6037]

That says a lot about your cognitive ability lol

[@BiljanaMilanovska]

You are so right about Colbert and the rest of them, but especially him. That last interview with Obama was terrible, completely awkward 😳

[@MrJbold25]

This is absolute gold. It’s hilarious and true - and it’s not just about comedians

[@turdmcgurd]

Tim Dillon needs to interview trump. The convo would be absolutely insane

[@SrSilly]

Lol I love how Tim embodies Alex Jones’ when he rants 😩😭

[@palettetools6461]

And Rush Limbaugh, just a tiny instant where the phrasing and inflection are there. You can tell he listened to them growing up as he's said. But its never too much, there is something about it that is just right, it's hilarious.

[@dertythegrower]

not really... no

[@dertythegrower]

@@palettetools6461 uh no, lol. He didnt listen to rush. You all lack realist in your life, just sayin

[@paulfroelich1024]

You're dead center.

[@jacksonscofield7809]

Tim Dillon makes Alex Jones look like Malcom x

[@1234abcd12344]

My volume is as low as it could be and yet my ears are ringing as Tim talks

[@Redmachine12345]

I like that Tim differentiates between liberals and the left.

[@personreanimation]

They are different people, but they vote for the same people.

[@jas9239]

@@personreanimation yep, so it’s the same difference..whenever I see someone just absurd when I’m with my democratic parents, I say “don’t judge them, you guys vote the same. They are your people”

[@goblingoochgobbler5759]

@@jas9239 that logic works for Qanon and neo nazis etc but for the right wing, important to differentiate between radicals and normal voters

[@chaimlevin125]

BECAUSE REAL LIBERALS ARE ACTUALLY LIBERTARIANS! JOHN LOCKE WHO IS REGARDED AS THE FATHER OF LIBERALISM HELD LIBERTARIAN BELIEFS!

[@chaimlevin125]

ALL THESE PEOPLE CLAIMING TO BE LIBERALS ARE ACTUALLY LEFTISTS!

[@NoGoodHandlesComingToMind]

2:31, love the bit about people refusing to speak to anyone. "I'd start stooping." Nice.

[@marccas10]

If you think it is bad in America. It is 10 times worse in the UK comedy is fucking on life support.

[@jamesrichard5290]

"IT'S A HORRAH!!" - that deep LI accent coming out in a rage.. oh how I can relate to that! Nothing but love and respect for this dude.

[@Michael-ei5hg]

I’m not even a comedian but Tim motivated me to start a podcast with this rant lol. He’s got a really good point about this Goldrush era of comedy. If you’re a professional comedian struggling to make money, You’re probably not going to get rich from a podcast, but you can definitely make enough to pay the bills.

[@Chris-P]

Tim's steak sauce should just be named "You're Welcome" with a Polo logo in the middle lol With all of his corporate steakhouse experience, you know it's going to be a superb sauce 😎

[@destraw6221]

'Whiter Shade of Pale' was a decent song but I think kidnapping those school children was a real left turn for Procul Harum

[@MikeEmersontv]

Tim “The greatest sauce to touch a steak” Dillon

[@someonewhodoesstuffandthin3715]

Late night hosts remind me of Stanley Tucci’s character in the Hunger Games

[@SirBoopBoop]

7:23 to 8:56 is my favorite part! Absolutely scathing remarks from Tim lol!!!

[@brent9393]

I miss jay Leno. I was that old watching him, but the headlines segment always got me. Back when there wasn't a agenda to push

[@Turk_2023]

Jay has a great youtube channel about cars .... You can see he is passionate about it rather than interviewing a bunch of shitty celebs

[@peterblades]

That thumbnail is pure nuclear burn

[@Evan03Grimes]

10:12 was the beginning of a dope freestyle

[@tobymcgroby8967]

10:30 This right here, this is the part that's actually dead on accurate. Even the people who like Colbert & Kimmel etc can't disagree with that. It's over for them, they've turned themselves into what they used to mock

[@ericcann]

I've watched a ton of your videos Tim and I honestly think you're a genuis

[@andresll.9366]

Tim... Your show have become my therapy for my sanity... Thank you, i really appreciate it....

[@thekromekitty]

You make life worth living 🙏🏻

[@adamwatson6916]

Its hilarious listening to Alyssa Milano cry about how unacceptable it is that Joe Rogan has more listeners than her podcast. She actually believes that she should have a bigger following simply becuase she is a women .

[@reescronce4808]

He sounds like he's talking directly to Pete Davidson.

[@willycolton]

10:50 yeah I remember I could bear/deal with listening to late night comics Colbert or Stewart until around 2014/15...

[@seanoreilly1832]

"You're living in a gold rush of shit" No truer words have been spoken

[@WildTrek]

Holy shit, right as I was typing he should do something with Ryan Long, he mentioned Ryan Long. Tim is inside my brain 🧠 does that make me gay?

[@yossarian1633]

That'd be a great team up, that exact thought occurred to me too when I watched the full podcast. I want to see Jimmy Dore interview Jordan Peterson too, and vice versa although they're in different lanes content wise I suppose. Both are Carl Jung fans tho.

[@nikkijordan6042]

Yes

[@iohannesfactotum]

we're all a little gay for Ryan Long (boysboysboys)

[@AnnusMirabilus]

"'I would never stoop to talk to some of the people you've talked to.' So, you've refused to talk to anyone, and you still have nothing? I'D START STOOPIN'."

[@cwhip2432]

I’m so glad you exist man, keep on keeping on

[@txwhyxbeetsx4ever381]

IMAGINE Tim making these creative 15 min infomercials on other products besides bbq sauce It’s a brave new hungry world boys

[@jennifertroxell4035]

If Tim ever does do SNL, I hope Ben is in the background of every sketch with a laptop

[@a.k.4o]

That will never happen. They know Tim would go off script, and not give a funk

[@PabloBassil]

i can hear this 99999 times, never gets old...

[@FaulderMatthew]

Lol Tim Dillion shits on every single person and every single political view without fear and without an agenda. Love his content! And I’m a huge Trump supporter. My favorite is the clips of him dressed as Megan McCain defending her dad from Trump lol hahahaha

[@cx2900]

did he have to put on a fat suit?

[@FaulderMatthew]

@@cx2900 hahaha no lol hahaha

[@bonnie3447]

My rogan replacement.

[@tindlevibes4680]

This is timely for 2022, just realized this was a year ago.

[@kjadfhgioaudbfvilaeu]

Lmao, mad props for the Bud Dweyer reference. XD

[@SorenHume]

Greatest standup I've ever seen live. Thanks for coming to Tx brah

[@bored7743]

This guy Tim Dillon is the funniest dude out there right now no cap

[@pimwear2niee421]

I’m fucking dying it’s like you’re talking to me. 😂

[@chefandy-f5z]

Watched a seinfeld Regan coffee time. They missed out on a Moonstruck reference for laughs, thats how hard theyre struggling for revelance, keep it up.

[@seth8933]

"Just claim to be an Eskimo on your Mom's side"

[@R3lligion]

Tim Dillon is fucking hilarious. New favorite comedian.

[@jacknorton8363]

Corporate Steak House: Corporate Steak Sauce Please brand it as that Tim 🙏🥵

[@stevenrichards1539]

It's like kool-aid for your meat.... Great without meat too.

[@Nicomanism]

Don't know how I found you. This is dope .

[@dylanwilliams7868]

Freedom of Sauce

[@TheValhalla1989]

I had Fallon on last month and he made me laugh. It bothered me for a day.

[@roarbertbearatheon8565]

No shame in that. If you laugh at Kimmel you should find somewhere high to jump from though

[@mrswjr4061]

Was it a rerun pre 2016?

[@darkparallax8459]

I’m sure it was his writers. Jimmy hasn’t been funny for ages.

[@spookrockcity]

fuckin subhuman

[@modiabcomedy]

Jimmy’s the only one left with a semblance of decency. He’s always been a happy go lucky type that just wants to make funny light hearted content you can laugh at before bed. The only reason he’s been more political the last few years is because he ruffled Trump’s hair as a joke and NBC executives forced to him to spend the next four years overcorrecting it.

[@TheKitchenerLeslie]

"We're working on a steak sauce. It's gonna be the greatest steak sauce you've ever tasted. Tremendous. You'll love it more than millions and millions of steak sauces. You're gonna love it, Ok? You're gonna taste so much flavor in my steak sauce, you're gonna say, "Stop! I can't take any more flavor!" And then I'm gonna give you more." -- Tim Dillon-Trump

[@DegreelessnessMode]

"You don't understand.. I had anxiety, and depression, and multiple personalities.. and none of them were funny" I fuckin love you, Tim Dillon. You are a breath of fresh-angry air

[@rudeasparagus5012]

"Then it's time to put the horns on and go to the capital!" is such an incredible line 😂

[@RodneySeay]

You’ve made the past year tolerable, Tim👌🏻 Thanks for not bowing to Hollywood. It’s a relief to know there’s a few out there😝🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

[@john-pauljordan147]

So underrated this dude.

[@bg2e]

7:32 for the mic shake

[@makeascene1587]

Man that ‘kill yourself’ bit was fucking hilarious.

[@noyb154]

I have been avoiding clicking these videos for a year. Why? My life could have been so much better. I will die with this regret.

[@Evan03Grimes]

“I’D STOOP!” 😂

[@johnoster4098]

Lmao just threw Nick Mullen on the grill out of left field. Tim, you're the best.

[@steve_m2473]

I admit I started out in the Q stuff and I quickly got radicalized into comedy.

[@dertythegrower]

youre rare

[@heatherlynn2695]

... "we're working on a steak sauce.." lmao.. he's funny af