Blazkowicz finds out the allies lost WW2 - Wolfenstein The New Order

[@choochoo568]

Blazkowicz in the thumbnail looking like he doesn't understand that 1kg of feathers and 1kg of steel weigh the same ammount.

[@MesonicGold]

Tren

[@brazgazz]

In a Scottish accent.

[@docjaji5071]

BrazGaz I’m so glad people understood the reference

[@arsalans.6127]

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA

[@bobbycatfisher5967]

@@MesonicGold Træ̀ieåә@%aien

[@WelloBello]

“Ah that would explain the disproportionately high amount of nazis I’ve been seeing walking around.”

[@randomamerican5065]

Yes a logical explanation

[@jamiesnack]

tbf he probably thought he was just a prisoner for like, a few months maybe

[@nomadjensen8276]

If you fought in that war as hard as blaskowitz did, you would be shocked to hear we lost too.

[@eman366]

The ww2 xbox service

[@robertgreen6027]

Really? I've been seeing more communists.

[@freddiemercury8625]

I love the fact that they speak actual Polish in Wolfenstein, and it isn't some English pronunciation Polish, it's as if you are hearing a Polish person speak, a lot of effort was put into the casting.

[@renardfou594]

The Polish people sound genuinly polish in WS, that's true

[@Name-yu2id]

Really wasn’t that hard, just hire some polish guy

[@freddiemercury8625]

@@Name-yu2id Yeah, I know but it ain't like some games where they get some American to do it and they absolutely butcher the accent.

[@Aztec_Tajger]

Actually the grandpa is a famous voice actor in Poland.

[@seifelshenawi6211]

Freddie Mercury unlike modern warfare where the arabic is god awful. Im speak arabic and it made me cringe

[@growingstruggle5493]

I love how after hearing the nazis won the war and all his friends died or got captured, he didn't panic or started grieving, but straight up went down stairs to torture the nazi general. Like he already knows what he as to do... What a savage.

[@mf6484]

Das Reich it’s... because they were evil and malevolent. Certainly high ranking officials, but still. They kind of deserve the hate for what they did to the people in the concentration camps.

[@ScoutTrooperMan]

@@mf6484 not all of the nazis mainly soldatens were as you say some were poor impoverish who fought just for a better life. The hireups in the nazi party did indeed deserved hatred but there was peoole in it like erwin rommel

[@elijahking728]

@Das Reich WHAT???

[@user-mc3if9xs7w]

The scout Trooper who punched baby yoda what?

[@icantthinkofaname4265]

His name is das Reich people let's not act surprised that he's defending the Nazis. His name is literally the Reich.

[@henrytai6227]

Is it just me, or is granny kinda smart turning on the music coz she knows what's about to go down in the basement?

[@nguyendang5593]

Yes she does because that Nazi officer kills her son

[@lumberluc]

She is really handy with a gun.

[@amitakartok]

Well, it probably has something to do with that newspaper clipping of an article about a serial killer targeting Nazis... most likely someone in her family.

[@ScaryFaces2]

@M G Nahhh. The chainsaw gonna be louder than his nazi scream.

[@JamesTKirk-wg4dh]

Well the fact shes 1s and 0s in a computer I'm gonna say no shes not smart shes as dumb as a bag of rocks

[@Deyone_Jackson]

That scene at the table when he learned about the war being lost, was basically everyone in Denmark that was getting up after a sleep and learned about the sudden German occupation...

[@kaiserslavaniaashur1623]

Then called to arms and fought the nazi pigs in resistance!

[@sb17899]

@@kaiserslavaniaashur1623 that never happened xD

[@kaiserslavaniaashur1623]

@@sb17899 uh.. yes it did? Ever hears of the communist resistance fight that took place in copenhagen? Or the the various resistance groups sabotaging and making life hell for those nazis pigs. There’s a reason 95% of danish jews survived..

[@frazza5503]

@@sb17899 lol what

[@kamilszwed9370]

@@kaiserslavaniaashur1623 The reason is German occupation in Denmark was very insignificang because Danish didnt resist and were Aryan in Hitlers opinion.

[@waifuhunter9815]

Even in an alternate timeline, Poland suffers. They can't catch a break

[@milesperhour9256]

Well in this timeline the entire Polish culture is erased in the view of the rest of the world. Basically the Slavs don't exist outside concentration camps and the resistance

[@londomollari1082]

@@milesperhour9256 What about big cities like Warsaw or Gdansk?

[@milesperhour9256]

@@londomollari1082 they're probably German cities

[@londomollari1082]

@@milesperhour9256 Oh. What about Anya and her family speaking polish?

[@milesperhour9256]

@@londomollari1082 they are the resistance lmao

[@coolsville5846]

blazkowicz before he gets out the wheelchair : i cant walk blazkowicz when the nazis arrive: YOU DARE OPPOSE ME MORTAL

[@Abrxas01]

He IS the ancestor of the Doom Guy so I would expect nothing less.

[@lumberluc]

It's like getting off the can after scrolling through memes for a good hour. No blood flowing for sometime, you get tingly.

[@scavoflusigne]

@@Abrxas01 he IS the grandpa of Doom Guy.

[@nixia64]

@@scavoflusigne Wait really ?

[@scavoflusigne]

@@nixia64 according to theory, cuz he's impossible to be stop.

[@mrgamerguy9104]

For a man who hasn't even read the newspapers, this guy has gone through tough shit already. He even still had some hope that the US didn't lose the war.

[@thenorthstarronin]

He even had hope there are still a resistance

[@Ake-TL]

honestly, there would be chance of that, since US invasion is like operation Sea Lion times 20 hard

[@camerongreene3357]

Акежан Толеухан Nazi paratroops landed in Nova Scotia, and the bomb was dropped on New York. The government surrendered to make sure that America didn’t suffer invasion from the north, or have more cities flattened

[@the_dropbear4392]

@@Ake-TL We are talking about a world where nazis got access to a load of sci-fi tech

[@TheSpartanboy10]

1000th like

[@optimusprime2890]

That saw blade was like 4 feet long and it was attached to a motorcycle engine.

[@foughtthelol]

Not as big as Serious Sam's.

[@salty_armorer4027]

When anything that can be used as a weapon is controlled, you get crafty.

[@dudevonsofa1344]

It was far too large to rightfully be called a chainsaw

[@darkySp]

@@dudevonsofa1344 A "Rip-n-Tearinator"

[@jakub9802]

*Hoi3 players. lets respect our selves. Hoi4 is an obnoxious game. What I was expecting from hoi4 was basically hoi3 but with better ai, more provinces and better graphics and some enhancements, what we got is a arcadey excuse for grand strategy.

[@darkySp]

I love how BJ understood Grandpa's warning. Like, he's an old man, he can't do anything to BJ, but it's not about actual harm, it's about the message. It's like a plea for his granddaughter's life, except it's disguised in a tough, manly exterior by a man that's too proud to be afraid and beg.

[@machination2166]

what do mean "he can't do anything"? you didn't watch up to 6:54 ? Grandpa's a fuckin' badass

[@flaksoft8003]

i love that scene and i'd say they understand each other on multiple levels BJ knows that the dad means it, like " i got nothing else to loose and i'm afraid of nothing tough guy " while BJ does not fear the physical strength of the dad you can tell he feels and respects the dad's seriousness

[@danfrancisjr]

honor acknowledges honor. He can talk down to BJ and they both know it

[@Treffaut]

Game recognizes game. An old man with all the will in the world to keep Anya safe, a young man with all the muscle to do it.

[@luke__s0l0]

He was pretty explicit, I'd suspect BJ of lingering brain damage if he didn't...

[@noone5454]

Fun fact: BJ Blascowitz is the great grandfather of the Doomguy/Doomslayer. Another Fun Fact: Doomguy's face sprite is in the chainsaw

[@kurtberliner7049]

From killing Nazi bastards to killing demon hellspawn. *whats the difference?*

[@nikitaastakhov9252]

What face sprite? Is it on the right end of the chainsaw?

[@ReinventingTheSteve]

And Commander Keen is Blascowitz great grandad

[@GabrielWarlock]

@@nikitaastakhov9252 Yup! At least, so it seems

[@g3tshotheett]

Bullshit

[@IloveDUI]

I love how the grandparents are trying to explain stuff in different language, it just is right on the spot and reminds me when my grandparents tried explaining some stuff to me haha

[@user-uo8ny1kj4c]

Found le edgy furry

[@IloveDUI]

@@user-uo8ny1kj4c don't you have anything better to do then complain about me being a furry about a whole different comment on a different topic that had nothing to do with furries? Cry about it lmao

[@user-uo8ny1kj4c]

@@IloveDUI thats what you all say

[@user-uo8ny1kj4c]

@@IloveDUI then again though you probably have more people to guilt trip about you being a "outcasted furry" and lie straight to their face some more about how bad your life is, so shoo and go back to doing that.

[@IloveDUI]

@@user-uo8ny1kj4c k lol

[@El_Presidente_5337]

I was confused for the first 50 seconds why the guy had a SS symbol and swastika on him. Then I remembered that only the german version of the game is censored :*

[@ionfingkno]

Ur from Germany?

[@El_Presidente_5337]

@@ionfingkno Yes

[@leohernandez3638]

Why they censor

[@El_Presidente_5337]

@@leohernandez3638 Video games weren't counted as a form of art until around five years ago. Swastikas are ok in movies, TV-shows etc.

[@asari9731]

@@leohernandez3638 kind of obvious

[@itsconnorstime]

1:10 when you go to five guys and ask how much a bottle of water and a handful of peanuts costs

[@KingAGBozz]

Underrated 😂

[@localvtboy679]

Hahahahah🤣🤣🤣

[@Confederate_Mapping]

1,960$!?

[@Montesama314]

Seriously, just the answer to "how much for some fries?" will surprise you the first time.

[@KithiasDarkleaf]

Fucking glorious comment.

[@raptorjesus3894]

When a HoI 4 player goes back in time to advise Hitler:

[@notsopog4889]

lol and the hoi4 player got banned for cheating lel

[@jamiesnack]

hoi4 players getting executed by hitler for being american and autistic

[@hiddensinix2767]

The fuck is hoi4

[@dragondark2684]

@@hiddensinix2767 Hearts of Iron 4, it's a military strategy game where you play as one of the participating countries of ww2

[@hiddensinix2767]

@@dragondark2684 ah, thank you

[@flakcannonhans]

I don’t think I would try to piss of the guy who really don’t like nazis and has a chainsaw

[@IsRickIV]

Right! I would be like, dude I don’t even like the Nazis either, let me show all their checkpoints, how many men they have, and just drop me off in the middle of the woods somewhere.

[@CosmicMetalhead]

That’s a saw connected to a motorcycle rotor I’d be way more scared

[@mazen5005]

Yea but you will be considered a coward for telling info in military to a enemy especially high ranks.

[@n0rdlys_40]

I'm guessing the Nazi soldier also had a tough time. He probably saw his friends die while fighting on France, got his leg injured in the invasion of UK and lost a loved one during the war. He probably doesn't care that much at all now.

[@n0rdlys_40]

He'd rather die in the line of service

[@mixmaster2909]

4:05 i like how Blazkowicz doesnt even try to stop the general from stabbing him and instead chooses to just punch him repatedly with his injured hand 🤣

[@hoang2312]

that part was so cartoonic holy shit xD

[@steverogers7601]

It’s goofy as hell lmao If it was intended as comedy, well they succeeded because I’m laughing at it.

[@bajscast]

@@steverogers7601 It happens a lot in the game, the tone is definitely meant to be grindhousey/comedic. BJ eats dogfood and heals bullet wounds

[@ElephantsDoingCrack]

5:40 This is too accurate for me. My family is from Poland and they talk like this all the time

[@latespringfifi]

same lol

[@justinrill2483]

great voice acting for a video game

[@PigMaster007]

No to chyba nie będzie problemu jeżeli też tak powiem?

[@EliFarb]

@@justinrill2483 if you think this is really great, you'd like games such as the last of us and the last of us part 2

[@phoenixmarktwo]

@@EliFarb Personally, the story of TLoU2 left... a *lot* to be desired. There was a lot of very forced "oh my god, isn't this heart-wrenching?" moments, and the total disconnect between Ellie's ingame actions and her cutscene behavior.

[@akasrkin9366]

You can tell he's nothing less than the grandfather of the doom slayer himself by the way he uses that chainsaw.

[@qzg7857]

Wait soo doomslayer is Polish?

[@the_dropbear4392]

Not as of the ancient god's dlc

[@falconeshield]

@@the_dropbear4392 Nooooo, BJ being Doom Slayer's grandpa was awesome lore

[@phoenixmarktwo]

@@the_dropbear4392 Ancient Gods hints at the Slayer being from an alternate Earth. The earth we see in Wolfenstein isn't the same one in Doom Eternal. At least, that's one theory that's been proposed.

[@Dispencerhere]

Well if not the slayer then the doomguy. Doomguy is blond after all.

[@ernestorivas3764]

2:01 When Churchill saw how France fell in 41 days

[@silverhoof0152]

7:20 I can't help but to grin when he says it like that.

[@DanLoadan]

Now I'm waiting for, Polestein. A world where Poland actually defeats the Nazis.

[@KingAGBozz]

Not even in alternate history and science fiction

[@theorganizer1273]

Not only that, the Poles had to deal with another threat coming from the east...

[@febrian0079]

And then conquer the rest of the world

[@yoboikamil525]

everyone goes to church on Sundays and eats bigos/gołąbki for dinner

[@tomizatko3138]

@@yoboikamil525 the utopia

[@AbsurdShark]

How can the casting for every single character for this game can be this spot on? The actors and devs did a really awesome job.

[@LeeRenthlei]

He's in wheelchair like what 10 years and he's still ripped af. I want to know what he's eating.

[@codyeaster290]

14 years

[@hyperpotato1197]

Boogers

[@codyeaster290]

@@hyperpotato1197 I don't know about you but, I personally think he's eating food.

[@jillwisland680]

Spinach, you've seen what it does to Popeye.

[@yoboikamil525]

he ate uranium for it's calories

[@soulie2001]

"You dont understand that i am superior to people like you" You aint superior to this chainsaw here, and i think that splits the difference.

[@hunteractually3637]

XD

[@oltzu5206]

Literally

[@YaBoiOnTarWhunder]

I always loved BJs internal dialogue. He’s portrayed as this shallow almost dumb soldier who does what’s ordered of him but he has very deep emotions and really thinks about everything he does

[@SaImanKayani]

I find it funny how the person you have to interrogate isn't twice as strong as you are, but you still have to punch him numerous times to put him back in the chair.

[@shannae.475]

He probably didn't want to hurt him.

[@rawrdino7046]

Can be adrenaline

[@anthonytilleman3576]

Considering the fact, William was sitting in a wheelchair for 14 years with a piece of shrapnel embedded in his skull and still manages to retain his muscular physique.

[@nikolayrodriguez272]

@@anthonytilleman3576 he still has muscles because of some kind of physical therapy from the hospital, just something i learned from someone smarter

[@anthonytilleman3576]

@@nikolayrodriguez272 seriously it would be nice to see a cut scene of Anya walking William outside but he’s a goddamn vegetable

[@privatehudson516]

Historians: expensive, fragile, heavy wonderweapons (like Elefant, KingTiger, Maus, P1000, Jagdtiger)are what killed Nazi Germany. They would've got a better chance to win if they used these resources to manufacture more practical standard vehicles instead! Wolfenstein Nazi Germany: wins the war by producing even more ridiculous wonderweapons that are expensive, impractical and overly heavy Historians: wait, that's illegal

[@alexanderstrickland9036]

They had Jewish space magic in wolfenstein. And literal magic magic too.

[@kupieckorzenny5093]

Wehraboo's wet dream

[@samphillips8188]

I know it’s for the joke but what historian would think that’s what “killed Nazi Germany”.

[@mrducky179]

it was more than just the wonderweapons that killed the nazis, hitlers stupid decisions, him ignore the advice of his men and then making oversized tanks knowing that they have severe lack of oil and steel hell i probably even missed some

[@plaguedoctorjamespainshe6009]

@@samphillips8188 every good historian agrees that nazi germany flew into the sun with their weapons Movies show them using tigers and panthers like if they were good but were actually shit, they mostly relied on horses to transport things

[@crippledcrusader1321]

7:20 the way he says that just speaks pure hatred for the Nazis

[@yingyang4583]

Yes sir, my fellow French Resistance

[@WisenedMan]

Ikr. Like damn, that growl when he said 'Everyone'.

[@skaterpulse6746]

Thing I love about the wolfenstein games is that the Polish characters are voiced by Poles and German characters are voiced by Germans. That's how it should be

[@Diablo-jt4tv]

How did Blazko maintain his physique during 14 years of being a vegetable ?

[@JM-dy4ty]

Physical therapy

[@whiterunguard3116]

Because he's a grandfather of Doom Slayer.

[@johnathanreyes118]

Anger

[@doubl3tap51]

The amount of testosterone pumping through his veins nonstop

[@bromo8874]

video game logic

[@dandman9373]

7:20 grandpa here with the KILLER voice lines

[@tommygallagher5747]

I believe you mean 6:30

[@yes1234]

Goddamn, the writing and presentation used to be so good. Felt desperate, harsh, and just the right amount of grounded. Can't believe how silly they made it after just one game

[@DanteInf07]

Whatchu mean?

[@godemperor9160]

Unknown Ace the wolfenstein games after the new order went way downhill

[@frenchtoast1077]

New collosus was pretty good I thought

[@godemperor9160]

@@frenchtoast1077 New colossus wasn’t necessarily bad, but it was a step down from the new order.

[@bigblueassbaby9074]

Old Blood is just as good. New Colossus is half cutscene and half bullshit. New Blood? What’s that?

[@dad7335]

I like how he shakes his hand like that hurt more than getting stabbed a couple times

[@TheBigLoph]

13:48 well that was a bit dramatic

[@zennoix9984]

Well that NPC was just following his script.

[@evilmortysmith1008]

@@zennoix9984 r/woosh

[@zennoix9984]

@@evilmortysmith1008 my reply ain't funny to you? Damn...

[@fartsimulator-of9li]

@@evilmortysmith1008 REDDIT MOMENT BIG CHUNGUS UPDOOTS TO THE LEFT

[@qairilhaqimbruh4509]

@@evilmortysmith1008 Bruh you did not understand HIS joke?

[@NewNicator]

When you taking a shower in Eisenwald prison and you hear the sound of a zipper going down and someone whispering behind your ear: 5:34

[@Semper_Fidelis_]

NICTATOR LMAOOOOOO

[@Teaspoon9205]

Dont drop the soap.

[@taztheunstoppable5479]

😂😂

[@TheHippyProductions]

I love how much the popularity of the Witcher shines a light on Poland's understated ties and knowledge of middle ages way of life, but Wolfenstein mentions Poland at all in a modern setting and that is rare for such a key country in that section of the globe

[@anhduc0913]

I just now realized, after 3 playthrough, the grandma put on music to drown out the scream, because she know what Blazkovic is coming down the basement for.

[@ModelFossilist]

Its so good to see people enjoying this SINGLE PLAYER GAME after many years. What a game!

[@olafjansowidz]

Ok boomer

[@greensimpson3209]

I absolutely love the way Bloom delivers the line "They surrendered?" No anger, no sadness, no blind acceptance. Just pure and utter confusion. He truly cannot believe it. Its brilliant.

[@laszlohrabovszky2489]

4:04 most wolfenstein scene

[@VMVMV202]

@@karakizan Blazkowicz literally won a stabbing vs punching contest. I'd say that's pretty Wolfenstein.

[@gamechanger8908]

@@VMVMV202 This is like bring a knife to a gun fight and winning.

[@Somegoy]

"Such raw sorrow, can't partake. Mine would flood oceans, it would drown me if I let it out." damn why do video games have more powerful lines than most new movies now?

[@ThatJamesPerson]

For a guy who's constantly called a moron, Blasko is needlessly poetic and I'm here for it.

[@idarknight2123]

This game was SO well made. Is a masterpiece in terms of dialogues and camera. Everything so well cinematic and well driven. Sadly the second part had a horrible storyline, rushing everything and using all the bullets they had with this story. I was so sad, loved the concept of the new order and sees how they destroyed the saga later is heart breaking.

[@helios0074]

Agree. This was one of the few games that I absolutely love having such a great story as well as being an encellent FPS as well. But New Collossus really botched it. Still an ok shooter, but nowhere near as good without the story pushing the gameplay.

[@thedoomtestament4547]

@@helios0074 young blood is something we don’t talk about EVER.

[@EchoDroll]

@@helios0074 the new order was interesting and good but infact i liked in better then then 2014 Wolfenstein the game is very very good too though they fucked it with youngvlood

[@tenjenk]

@@helios0074 new collosus suffefed from whay other games havd been suffering from. Bad greedy business practices, short deadlines etc. A great game was there on paper but they didnt have the time and were having resources diverted away from properly depicting it. You could see it deteriate as the game went on longer. Exactly because of increasing interference from execs.

[@umpyro]

Year late but tno was phenomenal, gotta be one of my favorite fps games ever. Although the framerate is kinda poor (if anyone knows about any tno steam fps unlockers or anything, please let me know) It was amazing to play. Story, characters, everything: 10/10. tnc was rushed and very silly at times (story wise) but it's still a fun experience, tnc's combat is also amazing and runs smooth as butter. And I'm not gonna even touch youngblood. It'll just sit there in my steam library... Jokes aside, I feel like I gotta play it at some point in my gamer life.

[@FreedomPLMarcin]

5:40 damn i didnt expect to hear actual Polish language in this game.

[@olafjansowidz]

Ok

[@keegan6863]

I just love B.J.'s voice in these games, It has the same whispery tone as Caleb from blood

[@PartyFighter123]

5:00 good old Chainsaw, never gonna let you down after third pull...

[@pranker199171]

The voice acting is way too good in this game, the tiny details in the accents and the mannerisms of each character. I can tell this dude is some badass soldier by the voice and the fear and superiority complex in the nazi generals voice is convincing. Even the old couple, lol I should really play this game.

[@blacktemplar2377]

3:06 holy shit that looks like Indy Neidell.

[@thomasdeneazzi6454]

robloxbear52 😂😂

[@Supplysea7b]

The great war

[@osher7788]

lol I literally have another tab open of a video he is in

[@michaelaluna7684]

I'll forever miss Indy. But Jesse is cool too.

[@chesshex]

BUAHAHAHAHHA

[@zoy13]

This is one of the best voice actors cast ever in a game

[@aurealproportions1917]

1:35 this is painfully accurate to the current events.

[@olafjansowidz]

Weeb

[@EmiCorazonDeTi]

12:53 Me: Hears someone say Richtofen Hold up.

[@novemberecho3899]

Zombies?

[@Keno-ev9jt]

He says "Bin getroffen" which means "I'm hit"

[@Anoobis_1]

*Richthofen

[@Dripbaru]

You must be playing as Dempsey

[@Dripbaru]

@Parker Smith 🎭

[@garrett8624]

With how many times Blascowicz gets stabbed and blown up while still managing to live, I really do think god has a hand in this plot line lmao

[@raptalos9412]

God? Not with Blascowicz being related to Doomguy

[@derrickdaniels3955]

Do you know how many video game characters that "God had a hand in"?

[@theonlybigsmoke]

And beheaded

[@300thNPC]

Maybe it's like A Song Of Ice And Fire universe where the gods give a little push for those they like?

[@porpedroiiebertrand]

BJ after 14 years as a vegetable in a wheelchair: *U N L I M I T E D P O W E R*

[@annhentaiuser6658]

The presence of Nazis suddenly made his muscles inflate with unbridled rage.

[@kajetanrosik1720]

"Żeś przystojny chłop, panie Błazkowicz" kocham język Polski w produkcjach zagranicznych

[@WiseDogo]

Bano takim językiem aktualnie niegdyś się posługiwaliśmy

[@AbdulRahman-bi1nu]

What an ugly language

[@despacitodaniel801]

Soon you guys will take over the world

[@TheByQQ]

@@WiseDogo Kurwa, co?

[@DCTriv]

The old lady is such a savage putting the music on when BJ goes downstairs. She knows what's about to go down.

[@feeler6670]

0:40 I can't get over that Gmod ragdoll sound

[@privatehudson516]

Even Japan was forced to withdraw back to their islands and by the time of this game it was a mere vassal state to Germany. The worst part is, that was a luxurious and lucky fate compared to what Everybody else have to endure in this timeline.

[@EmperorSlayer]

I think Brazil was “independent” too

[@nickaddman]

I’m Polish American. That’s a big reason why I love this franchise. It allows me to get revenge virtually.

[@GinsengStrip-wt8bl]

This and CoD 3

[@edgareliseev1773]

That Polish grampa could solo the entire Nazi empire on his own

[@CaffinationStation]

6:51 *A L A R M* Blasts his head to thin paste. Idk why that made me laugh

[@kylekomicbro1836]

Are you a furry? Also can you shoot?

[@yoboikamil525]

*ALAAAAR-* shut. *boom*

[@r6spike758]

Jesus Blazkowicz voice sounds kinda like, calming in the cutscenes.

[@velvetcake5382]

I read it as "blazkowicz finds out the aliens lost world war 2" and was genuinely confused.

[@hootwoot2189]

I love how to most replayed is the sudden ALARM! - Gets head suddenly blown off screen- , I think that made everyone lol.

[@blitzkrieg4689]

i love how hopeless Wolfenstein is no matter the resistance it's over you cant beat the nazis yet they still try

[@hispanic_individual7523]

I love this scene. His reaction to finding that the us lost is a genuine reaction

[@nomiS.933]

4:05 you know he's the grandpa of Doomguy because he survived multiple stabwounds like he's getting hit with a feather pillow.

[@dontosau]

I like how he waited for the guard to get up and try to kill him at 13:45

[@unknown45754]

4:02 I will forever love this scene.

[@easadventures1349]

I really liked these Wolfebstein games, but I'm definitely ready for another reboot that returns to the paranormal stuff. The Wolfenstein on the 360 is hands down my favorite. So many cool guns and types of enemies, and shooting people felt like a scene from Inglorious Bastards.

[@toainsully]

I can imagine Imperial Japan also surviving Germany's victory, although struggling to keep up with the technology such as trying to get into space

[@asianlifter]

South America, Asia, Africa, Mediterranean, Ireland, Sweden and Finland, Turkey, North America. You’re forgetting many more countries that wouldve survived their victory

[@EmperorSlayer]

⁠​⁠@@asianlifterAsia, Africa and the Mediterranean are part of Germany, this is shown everywhere in the game and is logical. In fact the same applies for the whole of Europe, except I think the Reich preferred to leave Siberia alone, since the maps show so. IIRC Canada was mentioned somewhere, and that is surrendered to the Nazis, but that also would be obvious. Maybe Japan and Oceania would be spared. We know for sure Brazil is still somewhat independent, and probably most of Sud America as wel

[@asianlifter]

@@EmperorSlayer This comment is a year later than what I posted, but im pretty sure Japan got rammed by Germany and so was the rest of the Axis, according to lore.

[@EmperorSlayer]

@@asianlifter Germany did not even directly annex all pf Yugoslavia and Russia. You can see that from the maps in the game. So Japan definitely isn’t part of Germany. I would assume than rather than creating a quite problematic Reichskommissariat, they preferred to make a Japanese puppet state, just like Brazil probably is.

[@asianlifter]

@@EmperorSlayer Gotcha, thanks for clearing that up

[@pedrobarbosaduarte3704]

a world where gamers are respected

[@rocklord16]

Pewdiepie's dream.

[@colonelmilk2586]

Scæv not sure. You’ll have to look it up yourself but it’s sus

[@conor987]

a world of bridges

[@Theakritas_]

Lmao

[@yoboikamil525]

@I eat hotwheels cars considering antifa "supersoldiers" are frail skeletons, idk bout that

[@deano2160]

Blazkowicz is a fantastic character. A man who still cares and loves but a total full on killer. He has been through so much its insane. I hope they make another.

[@The6thMessenger]

5:40 - Shame, I would have liked to see that.

[@cyberspartan2370]

Just go on best gore

[@jamesbailey1908]

"Mine would flood oceans...it would drown me" what a fucking raw line

[@hoffixoxo]

Didn't actually witness that the game had some polish lines! Really cool, 5:48

[@Thatscrazydawg221]

I know it’s a game but damn it sounds scary if it happened

[@TopDrek]

Yup, the west is about to collapse from subversion in positions of power, a population that wants to see it burn to the ground, and pedophilia going mainstream but at least we aren't speaking German!

[@باطل-د5ت]

@@TopDrek huh

[@brokenglass8426]

Drek I think it’s more then speaking German. You live a life where you make one wrong move then your dead. If anyone sees Wolfenstein as better then what we have now is just messed up in the mind.

[@bolshevik3065]

#democracy

[@anglishbookcraft1516]

@@brokenglass8426 right, literally nobody knows how not bad it was living in Germany. Hitler never cared about taking over the world and spoke fondly of all westerners, later when the allies declared war on him then he began thinking of being a worldwide overmight. Though he made many plans of what he wanted soon after winning the war. Unless you were someone of the Antifa tier kind then German rule would have been pretty good next to the soft totalitarian communist framework we have now. Not to bring up the fact that racially, Hitler saw the English as genetic equals and saw Americans as Anglo Saxon English as well. Meaning that the Germans (besides a prideful starting “we won” showboaty mindset) would have likely got on well with Americans.

[@joshuariddensdale2126]

"I'm gonna ask you one question. You are gonna answer that question in a way that I find satisfactory, and if you do not, I will saw your head off with this here appliance, you hear me?!" "The Resistance fighters, where are they?!" "We have checkpoints everywhere, looking for you. Looking for you and the nurse. And soon they will find this place, and then YOU WILL BE ON YOUR KNEES!" Man, the writing and voice acting in this scene is so awesome. I felt the pall in the air when they were talking about how the US surrendered after being nuked.

[@jalejablonsky2396]

I don't know why but Blazkowicz just learning America surrendered and then saying, "Okay, I'll join the resistance!" just makes me smile everytime, because it tells you all you need to know about him that he is a true hero. I love that detail

[@oltzu5206]

Yeah he gets straight to the point

[@carlbates9110]

“I’ve been in a coma for fourteen years? Shit I need to link up with the American military. Wait the Nazis won the war? Shit I need to get to the United States. Wait the United States surrendered? Shit I need to find the Resistance. Wait ALL of the Resistance was captured? Shit I need do find and rescue them.”

[@keyabrade1861]

5:32 He knows he's a goner, he's just being as shrill and screechy as possible as one last "F U".

[@austinhobbesandjustin]

Ok why does the granny slapping the Nazi look really cartoony to me

[@gothia1715]

Awakes from a coma after 15 years. Still is build like he hit the gym for 15 years.

[@burnersen2980]

"Mine would flood oceans. It would drown me... If i let it out." I feel that

[@jameslevy8347]

Wolfenstein 3 should be a prequel about how Hiter and the Nazis took over the world and took over Italy and Japan. There was a backstory of this game that Hitler and the Nazis betrayed Italy and Japan and took them over.

[@clowncargaming8046]

My German great grandpa waking up from a coma thinking the world would be speaking German

[@warfighter2888]

Cant get over how he was just getting stabbed while just punching back 4:10

[@mryeet4028]

Just a flesh wound

[@erispapps9929]

"And they grieve for their dead. Such raw sorrow. Can't partake. Mine would flood oceans. It would drown me, If I let it out"

[@personfromescuela3616]

I first saw this scene at two in the morning and it literally brought me to tears

[@zachbaker1167]

Him wearing a restraint jacket as the world tilts on its axis right before him is very poetic.

[@Spintechfilms]

I love how Blazko is Gentlemen enough to push his chair in before he goes to torture a Nazi

[@migi9090]

13:48 Me when I stub my toe

[@Ayranenjoyer]

When Steiner finally attacks:

[@danyleon4870]

Meh. When that exteme stupid final solution plan was aborted and men with actual brain was installed in the right position.

[@thegamerator10]

Doomguy's just like his great-granddad Blazkowicz; using chainsaws on demons.

[@Montesama314]

I love that casual shifting from English to native language. Really helps sell the setting.

[@RM-el3gw]

it's so satisfying to see some gameplay where the person doing the playing is good. Quite enjoyable.

[@gamingpanda7516]

I love BJ still has that American hope and is the exact character who can blend in as a Nazi or German. One of the characters in the resistance for one of the 2 timelines says he is the perfect image of Hitler’s blue eyed blonde boy fantasy. He obviously gets chocked against the wall by BJ says “My old man would’ve liked you” or something then they get high and listen to the African play the guitar. I also love there is an actual residence too as if BJ knew all along. 10/10 game honestly

[@torpidjourneymaker3692]

the voice acting is just phenomenal

[@the_bane_of_all_anti_furry]

0:59 that woman crying in background have an 100 time far more better voice than most hispanish dub for the romantic tv series lmao

[@whitewolf3049]

"And they grieve for there dead, such raw sorrow"

[@banjomaster6478]

this is the moment Walter White became Hiesenberg

[@MultiMaker_Studios]

The fact that he stabs him multiple times and the guys just casually punches back with no sound, no buckle, not even a mild shift in stance or view.