Battle Rapping 4 The Lord

[@nateperry405]

“I believe God can do anything... since he made a donkey talk twice! 😂😂😂

[@mattosamanandesu]

"He can say that, donkey's in the Bible" 💀💀

[@UDGMTVLINK]

He got em there lol.

[@bkfbt2336]

Same

[@kodystahley7532]

Isn't it cool when you read the comment exactly when they say it?

[@khongalourosu1574]

😂😂

[@elizabethancheril2924]

are we all ignoring that this was filmed in a chick fil a parking lot??

[@Rashid_Emperor]

In the day time. . .

[@mrjuggalo9811]

And what's wrong with Chick-fil-A

[@aoifemetal]

That was what I was coming here to comment

[@ministacue7073]

Was this an ad for the company?

[@Rashid_Emperor]

@@ministacue7073 YEZ FINALLY SOME ONE PAID ATTENTION TO THE VIDEO

[@WretchedHobbit]

"I'm on Christian Mingle! I'm on Christian Mingle!" 😂

[@sup3rk460]

He's got an account

[@auditoryallusions8983]

"Your rhymes as about as good as John Crist is funny" Dannggggggg double roast baby!

[@metropcsawsome7980]

He said that as soon as i seen this comment lml

[@stevenvialpando8365]

He said that as soon as I read his comment to what a double coincidence 🙏🙌🙏🙌🙏🙌🙏

[@auditoryallusions8983]

@@stevenvialpando8365 That's great! Lol

[@placefeature5329]

lol I love his videos.

[@christyn1459]

"I believe God can do anything- cause he made donkeys talk twice!" 😂😂😂

[@dimesonhiseyes9134]

Read this literally as the video played the line lol

[@bodyofhope]

Oop...he said he on Christian Mingle 😮😆

[@ZachVanHarrisJR]

😆😅

[@dapure1718]

Shussh it

[@jabaricosby6362]

This was so corny but funny at the same time

[@keturah1980]

Jb Moves I was thinking the same thing 😂

[@MarinaraMonke]

Thats the point.

[@UDGMTVLINK]

Facts bro.

[@isatntt]

this was lowkey fire

[@OTG1776]

It was!😂😂😂💀

[@jondough7777777]

🤔

[@lukegaier9490]

Fire rhymes with desire.

[@lewis3853]

😂! Homeboy attacked him talkin bout, “my grandma a Calvinist!” Lol. John Crist funny though...😆

[@bodyofhope]

😂 Don't you talk about his grannie!🤣

[@Jp44jp44jp44]

@johnbcrist you gonna take that bro??😂😂

[@KyreynaRamirez-Relleno-ct8tw]

He needs to watch it 😭

[@xquavius]

He ended that man's whole Christian Mingle account with that one.

[@its_ieshiawhite_and_co4596]

"I'm on Christian Mingle. I got an account." 😂😭😂😭

[@TheNinjaInConverse]

My *Grandma's* Calvinists!!!

[@emmanueladams3085]

REEBOK SHIRT DUDE SWAPPED SIDES LIKE 5 TIMES!!! 🔁

[@TheBeanHome]

Maybe he's supposed to be the lukewarm Christian?

[@emmanueladams3085]

HaveMindWillWander oh that's goooooood...he should know all about spitting then LOL

[@bodyofhope]

Maybe he's got an identical twin 👬

[@isaacjuarez569]

Gotta be careful with those friends that be switching Like atheists to Christians and ‘Ladies’ to Bitches.

[@ethanslifka3904]

"HE"S GOT CHRISTIAN MINGLE! HE"S GOT CHRISTIAN MINGLE!" Lol that one got me XD

[@placefeature5329]

Yeah

[@rodrigobarba930]

That depressed calvinist rhyme had me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@OTG1776]

Same hahahaha!!😂😂😂💀

[@thatguywholovespandas7287]

Not gonna lie had me too shama is too much sometimes

[@andrewk8636]

Is that an actual thing? I thought calvanists were the most joyful!

[@Wade_Wilson88]

“I heard you was depressed, what’re you? A calvinist?” Ohh nooo 😂😂😂

[@KyreynaRamirez-Relleno-ct8tw]

I don’t get that- how does being depressed relate to being a calvinist?

[@7F0X7]

@@KyreynaRamirez-Relleno-ct8tw Would be sad to have such a screwed up outlook on life.

[@YAHUAHismyShepherd]

1:14 The funniest thing about this is last year Shama and John partnered together to do the church tour thing 😂😂😂

[@languagelearningdabbler]

It was bout to be more than a rap battle when Grandma was thrown in the mix 😂

[@ZachVanHarrisJR]

😆😅

[@matthewmartin7639]

"no no no no no man. He's got an ACCOUNT!" 😂😂

[@KManwarren]

"Aye my grandmother's a Calvinist." At the end...😝. Funny!

[@ZachVanHarrisJR]

😆😅

[@Da-Iceman.]

These guys got more bars and flow than all the mainstream rappers combined 🙌

[@Gabarooniee]

"He ain't my neighbor, he ain't my neighbor"😂

[@ChristianHipHop]

This is HILARIOUS 🤣😂🤣

[@CherryStudios2]

I LOVE IT! The donkey, John Crist, Calvinist... the whole thing 😂😂😂

[@natesgaming4205]

This was apart of my youth pastor’s Sunday school lesson. He had the whole youth group laughing. 😂

[@BaseballYakker]

Never bring up Calvin unless you're looking for a fight yo.

[@sloopfan3706]

The donkey talk twice one is 🔥

[@Dhiraj-ev1xg]

HAHAHA!!! "My grandma's calvanist!" 2:48

[@OldChingu]

This is the best thing ever recommended to me by KZbin

[@jasonjames8330]

The guy in the reebok shirt kept switching sides😂😂😂

[@auditoryallusions8983]

Mom's spaghetti? Eminem up in here

[@wacpj1929]

“That IS scary! That _is_ scary!”

[@ricardoreyes1399]

Yooo he roasted john crist!!

[@okEorB]

"Ahw my grandma's a Calvinist!"

[@christopherbf1197]

ITS LIT.... sharing this everywhere, including to my non-christian squad.

[@saquoiag]

Why can't I have this much fun at Chic-Fil-A? LOL

[@tedgraham6548]

That making a donkey twice line was actually pretty slick

[@estherr808]

Niceeeee 👍😂 Where’s the other one?? Pls make it!! 🙏😩

[@GustavoPietrafesa]

I love that they did it in the parking lot of a Chick Fil A 😂😂😂

[@babygiraffe53]

“My grandmas a Calvinist” is top tier comedy!

[@IsaiP]

My favorite line was the Samson line, that was fire even I want to use it.

[@essennagerry]

The reactions to every roast just keep gettig better and better! 😂😂😂 I really enjoyed those lol!

[@ZachVanHarrisJR]

💯

[@ZachVanHarrisJR]

*where is A. Ward, Th3 Saga, Street Hymns and LOSO!!?*

[@namesake7139]

Lol!!!! They don't know bout that

[@assymcgee8773]

You stole my comment and snuck into the future! I was thinking this was like award vs the saga this whole time

[@ZachVanHarrisJR]

@@@namesake7139 word, they gonna learn soon though, 4 Horsemen been cookin

[@ZachVanHarrisJR]

@@@assymcgee8773 what up Assy McGee, I've seen your comments on all types of rap battles and battle rap bloggers, thanks for the comment! You should start uploading content, I got some videos up in my page, anyway, good looking out, have a good day, peace and one love ✌❤

[@assymcgee8773]

Zach Van Harris JR appreciate u bro stay on the lookout ill try to upload more

[@epicmatt3467]

I'm on Christian Mingle !!!! lol Donkey is in the Bible hahaha You guys are great!

[@PeterGoeman]

Best part: "My Grandma's a Calvinist!" *goes flying across the screen on the attack*

[@yolobeans8145]

"what are you a Calvinist?" that and the john crist one had me laughing

[@ysnowder3014]

This is one of my favorite videos now.

[@iiitsJordan_d]

Where’s the second one???? I’m gonna make my own if you don’t post another 😅

[@DeliaWolfyre]

I NEED ANOTHER ONE OF THESE IN MY LIFE!!!! FIIIIIIRE!!!!

[@wasabib.7767]

This is amazing!

[@kbunny-ft1lt]

I think this is my favorite video on all of KZbin

[@grammarly576]

When you have church at 12:00 and you're using your time usefully.

[@Spect3r.]

Why on earth am i only finding this now? KZbin thou has failed me!!! "My grandma was a Calvinist"... I'm dead lmao

[@floydwhite1338]

I give this 5 mics and 5 loaves!! 😂😂😂😂😂 good stuff fellas

[@MemphisMojo15s]

5 mics and 5 "subs" lol...

[@ZachVanHarrisJR]

*Smack URL has entered the chat looking for next PG class recruits* 👀

[@Renewed85]

How did y'all keep a straight face?

[@Apol-los]

*guy in background*"My grandma a Calvinist!"

[@TheCaffeinator]

this was so good im sharing with my youth group

[@Kintsugi13-nr9nf]

"Sweet dolla tea from McDonald's, I drink dat. Supa Hot Fire, I spit dat. Two and a Half Men, I WATCH DAT!"

[@calluna7065]

John Crist!!! I can't. I can't. TOO FUNNY!

[@ZachVanHarrisJR]

😆😅

[@familyman7sf]

That was really good! Praise God for these youths

[@MemphisMojo15s]

They said free Barabbas, and crucify Jesus. So, did you really think these rhymes are just to please us? Listen here bro, let us all get this straight, if you really wanna please God, are you willing to follow Job's faith? As they looked around the Ark at the water rising, all Noah and his family could do for the unbelievers was simply start sympathizing. When its all said and done, what are you gonna do? Are you gonna be able to stand before God and say, this life I lived for you? One day this life will come to an end, and will you stand in hell for the life you lived and say I wish I would have never sinned? All you have to do is say forgive me father for I have sinned, and Jesus is Lord! Help me to live my life for you in agreement with my fellow believers, in one mind and one accord! One day that trumpet will sound! My God My God my feet shall leave the ground!! ☝🙏🙌 Jesus is Lord and He is coming back soon!! You better be ready, He will come in like a typhoon! I love you all 🤗

[@gordo13371]

That Job bar though ? Mmmm 🔥🔥🔥

[@essennagerry]

I like how they basically group critisize each of the lines afterwards lmao! Not just funny but a really, really nice touch taking care of potential confusion on whether it's ok to say things like that to someone.

[@brmm48]

Blooper reel PLEEEASE

[@IAmCourtneyPowell]

“My GRANDMA’S CALVINIST!!” Hahahahah

[@TheBlessingReport]

haha bride of Crist

[@doutlaw63]

This is so cool and funny. This is how you reach the lost!!!

[@multiplewhiplashes5461]

This good natured fun battle rapping makes me happy!!!!

[@secretuserforyoutube]

WE NEED PART 2

[@mattsave1023]

The best thing I’ve ever seen. I’m Christian and would love to see more videos like these uplift the king of kings. Jesus Christ

[@Railey_Pg3d]

this got into my recommended

[@jdust4]

These guys were influenced by that guy who raps "Jesus Christ is My N***a" and it shows.

[@twinsmama09]

This ain't a battle rap this is Dr Seuss 💀

[@cburr1191]

This was awesome! Nice work lads.

[@loyalj7]

LMAO... When you have no clue what going on... *starts reading bible*

[@odalysrodriguez5659]

1:09 hey I feel like this rhyme could go ether way.If you think John Crist is funny that’s a compliment if you don’t then it’s an insult.

[@leewilson1577]

Yo .. they got some bars here 😲😂😂😂

[@wemmanuel3118]

this needs more views

[@sloopfan3706]

I NEED A SECOND ONE!

[@DK0523]

Love this !!!!!!

[@kwalk626]

Creativity is the center of comedy 👏👏👏

[@loser18777]

this was low key tight Haha

[@mr_jchristian]

"What are you? A Calvinist?"😂😂😂

[@petersherman2187]

Straight up painfully funny, can't help but laugh at it.

[@ogbrmusic]

That’s kind of hilarious

[@IMistahMacI]

This video might blow up bro...

[@someperson7873]

What is a calvanist

[@ZachVanHarrisJR]

*shout out to the Deuteronofans*

[@udoibeleme]

Calvinism is brought up. Fight breaks out. I’m a Calvinist myself. This checks out.

[@elliottaburto2601]

hahaha, love this video you should make a part 2 like so he makes a part 2!!!

[@Renewed85]

"my grandma a Calvinist" LOL

[@stellay1440]

You should make a parody of the song "Wrong" by Luh Kel, and talk about how you feel wrong without chickfila on Sundays.

[@isaiarreola8616]

Do another one of this video 😂🤣😂

[@AngelQuiroz]

My grandmas Calvinist! 😂😂😂

[@Vahktang]

Oh, that was fun.

[@jonasr.3083]

So good! We need more!🔥🔥

[@morpheusbeats6493]

Ohhhh 😹 "He can say donkey" 😹😹

[@jastermereel4946]

1:05 i'm on christianmingle lol

[@kaseyod113]

Man, he threw that low blow pullin out the Calvinist card