Fight night by EchoingCascade | Humans are space Orcs | Terrans are OP | TFOS1017

[@eliandervalderen5849]

The very fact that the humans have wanted a cage rather than a ring should have been the first clue that something was wrong. Civilized species aren't going to want to lock the two fighters into a position where the only way for one of them to win is to either beg for their life while giving up or to be the one who survived the complications since physically escaping it's not possible.

[@taitano12]

And THAT, friends,is why most Human fighting sports and clubs have weight classes. 😂

[@ProfessorRaiParadox]

Reminds me of randy feltface talking about how we have sports involving fat necked ruffians kneeing each other into the face until cranial fluid leaks our their eyes, although I'm paraphrasing somewhat.

[@curiousangel6321]

"Don't let him eat me" lmfao 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@citizen_grub4171]

That would have been a legitimate concern if he were fighting Tyson in the 90s.

[@Allantitan]

Funny as hell he wasn’t even scared of dying just of being eaten 🤣

[@calvingreene90]

@@Allantitan He made peace with dying but not with being eaten.

[@Allantitan]

Oliver: *enters ring* Kept: *whimpers and soils self* I-I’m in danger ain’t I?

[@erikmckoul2478]

Now I can't stop imaging the humans sending a bunch of little people to do business in little suits just to mess with aliens.

[@zyanidwarfare5634]

Lil business gnomes

[@dravenrogers7040]

Well after watching Game of Thrones and there's no group of people that I would trust more with money than a bunch of little people

[@ironwolfF1]

That...or humans that bore a remarkable resemblance to Don Knotts. (Just google the name...you'll understand.)

[@andythepanhead]

6foot 2 130 lb lizard? Sounds like a chicken tender for the MMA guy

[@bulldowozer5858]

"...The First ever human Champion *Harland D. "Kernel" Sanders* ."

[@gman1515]

Yeah 6'2" and 130 lbs is pretty abysmally light for a fighter, considering his scales probably weigh more than skin, he must have no muscle mass. That said the human fighter, more than 7ft, 523 lbs? That's not an unmodified human. Humans start having serious health problems at that size irl, and would have trouble sustaining a real combat sports career. Author just threw out random numbers.

[@weroleoify]

@@gman1515 it is obviously due to human evolution in the future and shit

[@Paddydukes89]

@@gman1515 seriously, that annoys me. 523 even at 7'4 would be morbidly obese to an insane degree. If they said 320 that's crazy but definitely realistic for someone that size. Pah

[@ladyodragons3849]

As soon as the measurements were read, I was thinking: "This dude's about to be thrown like a frisbee."

[@dragonriderabens9761]

“Puny lizard” I could have taken that little shite I’m 5’ 10”, 200lbs and most of that extra is on my gut and have no formal combat training They picked a 7’+ 500lbs giant of a Jujitsu master just to flex

[@kennethhummel4409]

Oh my gawd! That was a 13 year old kid facing Mike Tyson in his prime!!!

[@t.j.7347]

How many 13-year-olds can take down a Mike Tyson in his prime?

[@МихаилРозов-ю9п]

​@@t.j.7347 Mike, of course, is an experienced boxer, but he is overrated far from the biggest and not the most winning. Even Nikolai Valuev has a higher winning percentage, and he is considered a terrible boxer. In addition, the reaction speed decreases with age. So there are a couple of 13-year-olds on the planet who can pull this off. But usually they become professional boxers by the age of 18-22. Therefore, we will not see such a fight.

[@kirkjones9639]

Mike Tyson, wasn't really all that big as fighters go. Hogan and Johnson were considerably bigger and faster. Dwane Johnson is still bigger and probably faster.

[@rockistrollis]

My brain going a 130 kg that's a lot. ... Oh, 130 POUNDS....ouch. That's like putting a Skink in the same ring as Space Marine.

[@theicyphoenixrecords5980]

50 kilograms lol,even i am 75 kg despite being 6.3 feet tall and for my height im probably skinniest of all who saw me,if i were to not be such internet addict and pay more attention to eat more regulairly id be at 85 kg atleast,then add a few more if i go to the gym to get stronger,i could still beat him now without even trying to be strong,but if i do then he's pulverised,but the stone hands can pulverise me even if i do try going to the gym for years....that little reptile is dust XD

[@hogfry]

Newborn tiny baby gator vs Fully grown Adult Kodiak bear with trust issues! This week on massacre mondays

[@AIB-xx6bn]

I like to imagine oliver removed the robe like every anime protag, by just magicaly pulling it through himself

[@wrathshorts2894]

I imagine he looked like Zangief.

[@135Fenrir]

@@wrathshorts2894 Biscuit Olivia, for the algorithm.

[@darrellmurray4928]

He's 500 pounds. I'm pretty sure he flexed and it exploded off of him.

[@AlexSDU]

I imagine him to be like Master Roshi from Dragon Balls. Look skinny when taking off his shirt, only to suddenly become very buff when he flex.

[@hansethetooly5421]

Just imagine if you was expecting to fight a midget and instead had to look up to a muscly toned Andre the giant, Loved when Robert aspirin used a similar gambit in his Myth series for one sub plot

[@burpoi]

This is an imperial guardsman vs a space marine chapter master levels of unfair

[@OEFarredondo]

At least it’s not Commorragh.

[@burpoi]

@@OEFarredondo well you’re right about that part

[@secretobvious6033]

r/unexpected40k 😳

[@Chrisspru]

more tau air-cast vs. catachan jungle fighter

[@raeishimura]

Are you kidding? This is more "mostly naked unarmed hive ganger vs. World Eater" level of unfair. The human was nearly 5x that poor lizards weight and had a full foot in height on him.

[@alexs5814]

damn... poor lizard boi^^ now and forever will he have his instinctual fear of warmblooded species reignited.

[@jeffreyharris3440]

You know, reading between the lines of the end of the story, I'm pretty sure that the lizard boi's fear ended exactly when the match ended.

[@robertschumacher2707]

@@jeffreyharris3440 As in 'Oops, I think I hit him too hard. Why didn't anyone tell me lizards can't take a punch?'

[@hojdoj3567]

6:52 in a nutshell oliver: so. you are the punk i heard about. *flexes menacingly* leot: *fart.mp3*

[@AgroSquerril]

lol

[@wrathshorts2894]

Oliver: What sick mans sends babies to fight?

[@amorphoussolid8512]

When I was a kid I was given a toy that was marketed as unbreakable. It took just under a week but I wasn't at my best, I was still in nappies.

[@seldonwright4345]

Yeah you were still learning

[@thrashkwan]

On tonight's episode of The Most One Sided Fights in History...

[@wrathshorts2894]

A malnourished imp VS The DOOM Slayer after someone said the word Daisy.

[@steamroller8773]

The center force vs taffy 3

[@kashkara_8943]

And onwards for the march of the algorithm unending

[@AgroSquerril]

indeed

[@Kirishala]

And this is why doing some basic research first is important, its not like Humans make any great secret of their sporting achivements and stuff

[@seldonwright4345]

They think our flat statement of fact is boasting. Actually it's low balling.

[@ironwolfF1]

Arrogance, and a long string of wins can, sometimes, lead you to a very bad place.

[@davidvincent5701]

Hope there's a sequel to this.

[@wrathshorts2894]

Given what happened to Leot, I don't think so.

[@blacksun721]

There is a follow up from the perspective of some aliens in a bar who bet on the outcome it’s in the comments of this story

[@LordGertz]

Dance like a butterfly, sting like a bee, crutch my opponent like a bug.

[@Kualinar]

6'2" and ONLY 130 pounds !? His human opponent will just lift him and throw him around like a rag doll. 7'4" and 523 pounds... Yes, Leot is absolutely justified to his Brown Pant moment.

[@mr.e6289]

and yes... he was eaten someone forgot to feed "stone hands" that morning.

[@dalemorgan8263]

Like Fallout NV, "Truth is, game was rigged from the start."

[@antekglognut]

2’2 megalizard

[@Amoth_oth_ras_shash]

the lesson to take away from this... just because a civilization or culture dont practise personal combat as options in 'negotiations'..... dont mean they lack experience in it ,or potential champions...back home at least the bloke engaged in 'none lethal' kind of personal combat... if it been some sort of dedicated martial arts from war history ..well..

[@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH]

Bless the Squerril

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@lyotarpeaceblade7516]

Hory sheeet its live

[@AgroSquerril]

lets gooooooo

[@kurtismiller9544]

That little runt is NOT going to fair well is he? ROFL

[@barelyasurvivor1257]

Hmm so almost 6 foot 3 and 130 lbs, I was an 1inch and a half over that , and I was way underweight for my height. But it could be normal for his race, but if so he is still going to get his Ass whipped I suspect. Versus the Human at 7 feet 4 and 523 lbs, yup looks like the alien champ is fighting a bit out of his weight class, about 400 lbs, more this is going to be sad. Yup it was.

[@FedralBI]

For the beasts of MMA fighting!

[@AgroSquerril]

yup

[@src6339]

Excellent! Its time for the Algorithm prescribed daily dose of TFOS 👍

[@calvingreene90]

Curb stomp.

[@AgroSquerril]

K.O

[@Krojester]

One of the best yet

[@allenmorgan1007]

For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@Monster_Ink]

Oh this was hilarious! For the algorithm!

[@Salt_discriminater]

They just threw a freight trtrain at that poor kid

[@truekurayami]

Nah that would have been kinder then what he got.

[@superpilotdude]

2ft 2in 130 pounds is pretty dense.

[@the_victorious_1]

Tbh I was expecting the author to do something memey and throw John Cena in the ring.

[@AgroSquerril]

Undertaker :D

[@Allantitan]

Tbh I was kinda expecting John cena as well

[@mfree80286]

I hope it wasn't pay-per-view... or at least that there was a good series of matches on the same night.

[@mackenziedrake]

Always research your opponent..

[@davidteh3807]

Space Fight Club ! I want a ticket !

[@AgroSquerril]

indeed

[@666stonewall]

Hahahaha! Great story! Fantastic narration!

[@arakheno4051]

F.A.S. Again !!

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@theonetodefyall238]

keeper going

[@AgroSquerril]

kept going

[@MarijnvdSterre]

Wait, 523 pounds? That is like two times a heavy weight. Sure we have such a heavy people, but not champion fighters. If they had made it around 350 I could have believed it. Now it is just a blubber boy.

[@Bonesaw4444]

Are these artificial squirrels to boost the algorithm?

[@AgroSquerril]

probably.... maybe.... i think so

[@snansserif316]

Hello

[@AgroSquerril]

hey there

[@cazador7131]

7 feet 4 inches!

[@genericuser984]

neat

[@ericwhite3526]

For the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@josmeijers2818]

F.T.A !

[@simonmcdaniel4628]

You said 2 foot 2 inches instead of 6 foot 2 inches

[@AgroSquerril]

whoops

[@merlinwizard1000]

125th, 18 January 2024

[@PlagueRunner]

I have seen heavy weight men fighting and fracturing skulls with a kick to men of equal size 130pounds should have thrown a woman in to really rub it into their face Gino would have dominated that lizard

[@seldonwright4345]

Agreed.

[@casanimated1715]

Do not like the weird intros

[@oblivion715]

Get over it.

[@MrBigdragon2009]

@@oblivion715 I wonder what he's doing to the squirrels

[@AgroSquerril]

training them to hunt with the swarm

[@MrBigdragon2009]

@@AgroSquerril I like what your channel

[@jimmycoyote74]

For the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@WiredTurkey316]

For the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@nk-rv1vj]

For the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@asandrewsilvaw]

For the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

For the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm