An HFY Story : First Contact At Fasty's Fast Food ~ Deathworld,War and Humans

[@WarriorX1]

Security fleet shows up, "Dude, you're holding up the line! Order or leave!"

[@anathardayaldar]

Like trying to rob a Wendies, only for a mechanized armored army convoy to stop by on their way back to base.

[@goldengryphon]

@@anathardayaldar Being fair, serving Our Men in Uniform was always the highlight of a bad weekend of dealing with the post-game crowd for college football in Texas. Servicefolk tend to be more patient than college students hopped up on whatever they were hopped up on.

[@mackenziedrake]

And with food sharing comes pack bonding. The Admiral lying on the floor unable to think or move is hilarious. Many thanks.

[@nightbanegodnomadicdruid6698]

Don't ever let them find old copies of "Supersize Me". 😂😂😂

[@MrDj232]

It'll probably come with a warning that Morgan Spurlock was an alcoholic and his health problems stem from consuming large quantities of poison.

[@commiedeer]

I had to pause this several times because I was laughing too hard. Only you, only YOU would find the one author that turned the "Sir, this is a Wendy's!" meme into a short story. Good God this was hilarious

[@breachcreaper]

While i was in the military, no matter where i was . Combat zone or not, Good food , cheap or not will make friends everywhere

[@TzianSjet]

maxim 7: If the food is good enough the grunts will stop complaining about incomming fire.

[@achimdemus-holzhaeuser1233]

@@TzianSjet Maxim 23. The company mess and friendly fire should be easier to tell apart

[@geoshark12]

Along with death and taxes everythings gotta eat

[@valtiel2589]

Well I had to do it eventually, so thanks for narrating one of my silly 'Sir, this is a Wendy's.' Scribblings! hope you feel better

[@elaniarkady7351]

This is brilliant... although now I'm going to grill i have a need for a burger and fries.

[@andrewerickson6690]

Yes very hungry now

[@mattbrown5511]

Well done indeed. No pun intended, but I will accept any accolades.

[@richwalter3107]

I think the only way you could improve on this is to have had SpiffleMonk involved

[@Tiewaz]

This is a great story. Made me giggle. Kudos!

[@leightondoswell453]

Glad to see they have their priorities right "after desart"

[@williamboehler5119]

Never underestimate the military power of a Wendy's. Makes the soldiers smile and demoralizes the opponent.

[@kurtismiller9544]

For DA SKWERL and his Nest. make the algorithm serve it hot and fast

[@BalthusDirein]

For da skwerl and his nest, may the algorithm Trimble with the meat sweats 😂😂😂

[@bluefalconssuck5881]

Threatening a Serviceman's favorite eatery while said Servicemen are present is not a healthy life choice... Getting thrown out is your luckiest option... Subsisting on hospital food for a while is more likely... And never having to eat again is not out of the realm of possibilities.

[@MidnightSmoke]

if only a good bacon cheese burger could stop a war. Here is a like and comment for the story, for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, to appease the great and powerful KZbin algorithm demon, and get you the recognition you deserve.

[@merlinathrawes746]

Well, having a cannon pointed at you whose cannonball is bigger than your entire ship could also make you rethink your priorities.😂🍔

[@stevewhitten-p8m]

@@merlinathrawes746 A good bacon cheeseburger, stuffed Bacon Jalapenos, and a bottle of well-chilled ouzo.........be tough to be mad at anybody.

[@achimdemus-holzhaeuser1233]

That seems to be the problem in the middle-east. No Bacon.

[@jeanannd]

LOL, what a great first contact idea.

[@artyd42]

Ah the power of the song from Oliver! Food glorious food!

[@100_American_Bison]

I imagine two or more human factions in this universe having an intense standoff, but all of sudden a bunch of fast food ships jump out just on the outskirts of the potential space battle then both all sides look at each other and all saying “burger break?”

[@Kitsune10060]

This did not go the way I thought it was going to at first, but the direction it took was SO much better XD

[@Jerry-rh9cy]

Fooded !!! Thanks for the story time.

[@GyorBox]

"Fooded" is now definitely a word.

[@theshadyprotector8412]

Food should be a universal language.

[@HeilTec]

Best Narrator. Great story. 👍

[@geoffreyganoe5246]

Loved the GTA San Andreas reference! For the author! For Da Skwerl!

[@Shinzann2007]

Sir, This is a Wendy's™

[@Shadow.Dragon]

Great story; Excellent narration! I guess the new saying when encountering a new empire is "Speak softly and carry a bucket of wings!" LOL!!!

[@anathardayaldar]

Like trying to rob a Wendies, only for a mechanized armored army convoy to stop by on their way back to base.

[@Furzkampfbomber]

For some reason, this story is really pulling at my heartstrings. Excuse me, I must have gotten something into my eyes. For the almighty rodent! For the algorithm!

[@Renegadebane]

Good to see that GTA San Andreas lives on in space.

[@MrPGT]

It was a cool story, until it got totally unrealistic. I mean, how come the ice cream machine wasn't broken?!🤣

[@ShinTsurugi7]

It's a space ice cream machine, you better bet the blackwater navy is going to make them work

[@xessq1]

because its not a McDonald's?

[@gordonhardwick9552]

Love this story comment lol

[@skyrere]

@@xessq1 THAT'S WHAT I SAID AS SOON AS I READ THE COMMENT!!! rofl

[@TheJMPD]

Gods! Great story! Now I'm jonsing for fresh White Castle burgers!

[@patraic5241]

That was a delightfully inventive story. Well written and narrated.

[@GeminiBull]

As soon as i listened and read the list of food, I KNEW it was the GTA SA meme. 🤣🤣🤣

[@deussalt4479]

For the Agro-rythm! And good food!

[@kennyray7931]

You are one heck of a storyteller. Every time I listen to you I am thoroughly entertained. God has blessed you with enormous talent. I hope too enjoyed many more years of your storytelling prowess. 😊❤

[@EeBee51]

While I enjoy a good Space Opera, I also like these quirky and humourous stories. Not every HFY story has to be filled with blood and guts..... 👍❤🍔🥤

[@hammerspace8866]

ah briljant story. Thank you for narrating it.

[@WallNutBreaker524]

Ah, this is pure Nostalgia. Think i binged this Channel during the Lockdowns up to now? Wow, time sure flies by. You're the best Channel to go to for HFY stories, especially since you don't use Ai and actually narrate the stories yourself. And you have a very good voice for it. Wondering if you've narrated that one Reddit Story where a Human who was abducted by Aliens is the "Villain".

[@EricTheKei]

Yes, may I please have a triple bacon cheeseburger meal with a Nuka-Cola...Uhm, do you accept Galactic Express?

[@mattpotter119]

Sharing is...not getting blown to space dust.

[@GnarledStaff]

Silly, stupid and absolutely enjoyable. Well done.

[@Maddog3060]

Now this is a great first contact scenario. "Sir, this is a Wendy's!" XD Kudos to the author.

[@jaydendickson9447]

Not even half way through this and a gta reference my god i love humanity

[@jarheadcop383]

This was one of the more enjoyable/funny ones you've done.

[@anathardayaldar]

I love "food coma".

[@oldbutnotdead1]

I loved that to pieces.

[@Kiilerich66]

I now wonder if that empire will willingly become the Terran subjugate, when their emperor is presented with our real food, instead of the stuff made for hangovers?

[@Danodan94]

Food stories are always some of my favorites, and this one is really high up there. My gratitude to the narrator and the author! Great job!

[@josefhyatt2780]

Great Story!!!!

[@pauldockins9635]

Most excellent.

[@mpschroyer]

That was a great story, as usual, Keep up the good work.

[@lancer2204]

Oh, that is just fekin brilliant!

[@rodrigorubio8918]

Big smoke meal hahahah

[@cosmicdust2489]

Makes me think of the Six Rocks story

[@theubie]

Working in the Big Smoke order was a nice touch.

[@13thBear]

Mushroom and Swiss burgers? Do you have mushroom and Swiss burgers...with curly fries and a medium-sized chocolate shake? Oh gawds, it's been forever since I had a good mushroom and Swiss burger! Make it two, please.😃

[@rosspena2010]

I really enjoy these stories you read from the internet how do you put your own personal flare on it and I especially love this one thanks and keep up the great work

[@lupaswolfshead9971]

Damn Vitmori is a human Admiral now. (That voice is now Vitmoris voice to me)

[@The_Natalist]

This one was _really_ good lol

[@chadrowin2956]

The Admiral would probably shit his britches to find out that the Titan class vessel wasn't military, but rather a Police Cruiser and the 'Precent' was out for lunch when he showed up.

[@kitemaywilder1792]

i love wholesome stories like this keep em coming ^^

[@ecarots9469]

A yummy story , I guess the way to an aliens circulation organ is through it's digestive storage.

[@oli3645]

Let’s hope the ice-cream machine isn’t broken

[@goldengryphon]

There are military engineers there, now. If the ice cream *was* broken, it isn't anymore.

[@brianlips8346]

Thank you for that I needed a chuckle😅

[@RealArcalian]

Greetings, Mentlegent! For the Rhyhtm that is Algo One might almost call it The McDonalds Accords

[@blehbleh8552]

You always know it's going to be a feel good story when that music starts playing. Just wish I knew what it was called.

[@zacharygold9483]

Fun, silly, and different.

[@roddymcclain7695]

Wouldn't it be great if all "first contacts" went like that.

[@Aminuts2009]

If they think a burger is good. Wait till they get BBQ!

[@MrDj232]

Slow cooked brisket might become a species wide addiction.

[@jankostrhun8725]

When you "sir, this is Wendy's" the hostile alien ship

[@ianpgmusicfanfictionart]

This was hilarious

[@wdw4187]

This was so cute 😂

[@carldooley9344]

Kinda reminds me of the penguin story.

[@timobrien2813]

Thank you. UKUK

[@66Lynnie]

There's always room for a little sweet

[@anthonymonaghan4964]

They clearly went to Space Wendy's

[@JBall-hd8bw]

Leave it to a Gunny to keep the priorities in order.

[@Absalon68]

Nothing can reach the level of a good meal. That, in of it's self, has performed more miracles that never would have never been, elsewise.

[@syvajarvi2289]

They need to be glad they went there vs a galactic Waffle House.😂😂😂

[@goldengryphon]

Rednecks and Waffle House as a First Contact? The poor, poor aliens.

[@SiegeTF]

Sir, this is a Wendy's. In sapce.

[@andrewerickson6690]

Feels a lot like Uncle Bernies but still a great story

[@Will-W]

Nice new threads!

[@Alex.H.B.1970something]

Bravo Sir Encore!

[@merlinathrawes746]

What's worse than a Karen? A Karen alien apparently. But that's one hell of a first contact! Also, not the first one that sorta happened the same way either.

[@achimdemus-holzhaeuser1233]

Only it turned out even Aliens are smarter than Karens.

[@bf-696]

Pack bonding. It's what humans do.

[@davethompson3326]

Background makes me think you are considering a brave hairdo

[@ratzelbarreto2070]

Dammite now am hungry.

[@BrandonKing.]

I think my favorite part of these stories is that every single Alien species speaks perfect English🤣 the British must have been hard at work colonizing space

[@goldengryphon]

I doubt any fast-food restaurant would pass up a potential market for long. They'd have some awesome translation equipment working overtime and over clocked.

[@ombrepourpre7562]

Well... Either Mcdonald and co ha e REALLY up their game. Either some French as take the lead and build a new franchise of fast food to take their place. If not... This first contact will have end by food poisoning or disgust, followed by a war. Maybe. Fun story though ❤👍

[@vladyvhv9579]

Just wait till they learn about Thanksgiving meals...

[@brianmorisset4489]

You ask for a hamburger... (Look up Cuil)

[@Jakes3130]

Here we go

[@JosephWiess]

Would you like fries with that big smoke, sir?

[@niyablake]

Sir this is a wendys

[@mopenshaw]

Conquest by burger.

[@ScottWatson-z5g]

fun story

[@zuzax1656]

So, instead of sending a bunch of UN peacekeepers with tanks and APCs, we should just send in food trucks? Might just be worth a shot...

[@goldengryphon]

Tanks aren't working. Time to flip the script.

[@bullboo1]

Sound likes the normal bs and crazies fast food places deal with daily.

[@goldengryphon]

My favorite question was "How many nuggets can I get for a quarter?"

[@Kirsten2933]

Like 698 🇨🇦😎👍

[@mattbrown5511]

Diplomacy through burgers. Wait until these poor underfed xenos find out about the wonders of pizza.

[@robertstoneking7916]

Apparently Taco Bell did not win the franchise wars in this future.

[@Kualinar]

Sir, this is not a military outpost, this is a fast food. Please place your order or leave, you are holding the line.

[@bramslootweg]

❤😂