HFY Story : Magma Hurricanes & We may have pissed off the rednecks | 2364 ~War, Terran and Humans

[@richardorta8960]

"Oh, shit!" "Wait! We can make money off this!"

[@faceless4821]

Exactly

[@kevincaruthers5412]

It's never a war crime... The first time.

[@niyablake]

Sings O Canada

[@kendrakirai]

It’s the Geneva Checklist there, buddy~

[@niyablake]

@@kendrakirai Canada stop calling it the Geneva Checklist. Sorry channeling MandatoryFunDay

[@kendrakirai]

@niyablake I got it more or less from habitual linecrosser myself~

[@brendanmoore8159]

It's never a war grin when civilians do it. The convention doesn't apply to us. We have no rules of engagement.

[@OldScout45]

I remember Jeff, nice guy.

[@wildwikedwanderer1208]

Yea war crimes are committed by soldiers and governments. What the civilians do is called self defense. Can it go to far? I mean they didn’t go full jigsaw on the xenos so in this case nah.

[@tobiasmoller3837]

I don't care. THEY KILLED PLUTO!!!!!

[@thomasnaas2813]

Warfare is simply the state sanctioned version of murder. It may be justified or,(more likely), not.

[@alganhar1]

Actually Civilians CAN be convicted of war crimes. It is not limited to soldiers and Government.

[@Wastelandman7000]

Story one: Humans, "Hey never let a screwed up science experiment go to waste." Story two: *banjo music starts playing*

[@sergioandrade8735]

This is why Heins Doffenschmirtz always puts a self-destruct switch in his inators.

[@arbusfighter1336]

And his underpants, don't forget his self-destruct underwear

[@user-iw6bu4iq4r]

Sounds to me that an engineer got bored and finished his pet project. Then turned it into a tourist trap.

[@Doggo226]

You know that story too?

[@ryanstewart2289]

It was clearly a competition between the physics majors and the engineering majors at the local university.

[@portmoneul]

1st story: where is the popcorn? Mmm volcano popcorn. Second story: get the fluff out of my yard, go and play with yourself, but do it somewhere else.

[@Marcus_Postma]

Remember to tip your singularity, he's a great guy.

[@silas6328]

The "sentient singularity called Jeff" is what did me in.

[@robertfraser7943]

Aliens have learned the phrase "paddle faster I hear banjos"

[@Matthew-zu6tm]

😅☠️

[@wrigthtalekenavi2066]

you run away when: -the trees speak vietnamese. -the snow speaks finnish -the space starts singing redneck.

[@carsonrush3352]

When I heard him talk about destroying a small dwarf planet on the outskirts of the system, I covered my mouth in shock and said, "Oh no, you didn't just blow up Pluto, did you?" We spent a whole DECADE arguing to reinstate its classification as some kind planet for sentimental reasons, and you BLEW IT UP?! Yeah, those guys had it coming.

[@philosophia_melancholia6614]

god i missed you, those Ai narrations are so extreme lifeless.

[@JRMshadow260a]

I remember Jeff... Is he still tending bar??? LOL, Ya making farmers mad isn't always a good idea... LOL

[@kashkara_8943]

Good guy and the universe's best bartender

[@andrewerickson6690]

Definitely tip your bartender

[@nrschicago]

Off switch? Off Switch!? We don't need NO stinking OFF SWITCH!

[@davidragan9233]

Off switch? NO!!! We need more power!!! [Insert Mad scientist laugh #5 and Que "Weird Science" by Oingo Boingo]

[@wrathshorts2894]

INFINITE POPCORN! PHYSICS BE DAMNED!

[@mikegammill2455]

From Peter's Rules for Evil Overlords: Rule Number: 1 Oh Something or the other: Always, I say again ALWAYS place the Off Switch on Your side of the force shielding.

[@willgallatin2802]

Yea, don't mess with the dwarf planet. We're kinda partial to it. Plus you never know what else is in the barn.

[@darnelljohnson5313]

JEFF!!!!!! YEAH JEFF 😂 I REMEMBER JEFF!!!! Aaaahhhh Jeff😂

[@OldF1000]

Nice guy that Jeff

[@Adir-Yosef]

*his name is Jeff*

[@jeffhall4228]

Oh, the voice is sounding incredible. 😊

[@t.j.cornett7495]

I thought magma was under the crust and lava was above the crust... FOR THE HEALED SQUIRREL!!! Lucian and Raven, y'all make valid points there...

[@riverraven7359]

Only when you have a definable crust. Turning the entire planet into mineral fondue means everything is magma because it's indistinguishable from anything else until it cools and solidifies.

[@Lucian00311]

It's not a problem if the inside is outside.

[@BeeKisses]

Cheers Jeff, damn good barkeep

[@Norbrookc]

Humans: Construct planet-sized popcorn maker. "Oops! Did not mean to pop the planet." I'm waiting to see what they planned to make enough butter for the popcorn... No, probably better if we don't know.

[@Redfern42]

The thought of that makes every cow living at the time of the "accident" clutch their udders and wince!

[@mattbrown5511]

Ahhh, where is your sense of adventure?

[@darnelljohnson5313]

This may be trouble,,,, but I WANT butter

[@mattparker1078]

Imagine that Magma surf 😂😂

[@kurtismiller9544]

For DA SKWERL and his Nest

[@davidragan9233]

We need "Jeff" T-shirts! Probably chemical with Moonshine made from corn exposed to Warp-Space.

[@bendydevil8862]

Did I hear a Rock and stone? ⛏⛏

[@Mad_Overseer]

ROCK AND STONE!

[@BeeKisses]

You did you did!!

[@inventiveowl395]

Oh you must be mistaken, it was: "Wind and lava", this time around.

[@Maddog3060]

Rock and stone and you'll make it home!

[@Shadow.Dragon]

Great stories; Excellent narration! Never underestimate the ingenuity of humans, whether they are scientists, engineers, or farmers! You do so at your own risk! ROFL!!!

[@jeanannd]

Well taking a boo boo and making it into a plus - namely a tourist attraction. If you have lemons make lemon aid. If you have massive magma hurricanes, make it a tourist attraction and invent new heat resistant materials. A black hole named Jeff - a nice guy though.

[@nightrunnerxm393]

But he's always asking for snacks. Guy's appetite is insatiable, I tell ya.

[@rysarth6348]

I remember Jeff and he is a really nice guy.

[@MrGoesBoom]

Yeah, could see this happening EDIT: Also, pretty sure I recall a story you covered earlier a year or so ago that had Jeff in it

[@BazilRat]

`Story 1: Why the Vulcan Science Academy just lets humans the fuck alone.

[@jamesappling1212]

Sounds like something some Good Ole Boys around here descendents would pull. Much less the Aussies and Company. 😂😂😂

[@Tiewaz]

Friendly competition between the Rednecks and Aussies until the interlopers got in the way, and then they competitively worked together to see who could out-stomp the interlopers.

[@Wastelandman7000]

Yes sir, all I'll say is I've seen lots of stuff stuffed with tannerite. LOL

[@noneofyourbuisness1679]

You done messed with Pluto. You done “yeed” your last “haw”.

[@lieutenantdiamond5601]

IIRC this phrase was stuck in my head when I was writing that lol

[@dragonwarrior1013]

Why would you pissed off one of the nicest humans the Red nack

[@icarus745]

Jeff is great.

[@deussalt4479]

FarmWhich with another perfectly silly story as usual 😂❤ For the Agro-rythm!

[@raptor22o90]

Cooking with Terra

[@Maddog3060]

I remember Jeff. Nice guy. Make sure to leave him a tip.

[@plewarysiu]

Did i hear ROCK AND STONE!?

[@merlinathrawes746]

Popcorn? Nah, who brought the 'smores? That wasn't a nova bomb. That was a simple IED. You haven't met our actual military forces yet.

[@Dilligaf-m7s]

Story 1 nah I can picture a bored engineer somewhere when they activated it saying to his mates I tweaked it a bit this is going to be so cool 😂😂😂😂

[@MidnightSmoke]

Here is a like and comment for the storied, for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, and get you the recognition you deserve.

[@FuryHawk4040]

Mining Mexallon is pretty good, but I found that mining Tritanium was a better use of my time. 😆

[@mikecoatsworth6048]

Been a bit between comments, still imo best voice out there

[@PsycoDwarf9]

AHHH...The Geneva Checklist.

[@Alex.H.B.1970something]

Bravo Sir Encore!

[@Pitraptor]

I fail to see the problem, more popcorn is always good, especially while watching a super sweet flame tornado light show.

[@Sevalen]

How has SyFy not made a movie about magma tornados

[@anathardayaldar]

Human Admiral: So we created this microwave field arround them... and then threw in a fork. Xeno Diplomat: You monsters!

[@davarrashayde]

This is one of those where the humans say "Oopse." ...you never want to hear a human say Oopse...especially when they've been experamenting, it's most likely that they have done something horribly horribly wrong that they have no way of fixing, so instead at best they'll figure out how to use it anyway... So yeah after the "Oopse." I can see them making the now molten planet into a tourist attraction...

[@RealArcalian]

Greetings, Mentlegent! For the Rhyhtm that is Algo Story 1: Humans are Mad Scientists Story 2: Shouldn't have destroyed pluto

[@BattleshipOrion]

When space begins to start playing country music....

[@terrieterblans7027]

Second time I came across Jeff lol. Binging on Agro Squirrel atm.

[@amberpelton5679]

❤❤❤❤❤ For the algorithm and the beard!!

[@dragonwarrior1013]

For the beard

[@k9builder]

In all fairness, civilians aren't necessarily subject to the Geneva convention. Militaries are.

[@patriograysmark6328]

Story 1; hrm. Just like the time I tried to microwave chocolate. One molten plastic bowl later.... Whoops.

[@shishoka]

Goofed and microwaved a planet... yes... goofed. Definitely not intentional.

[@ufoe20011]

For the skwerl For the rythm that is algo For the attack catapilliars

[@bdavis1280]

Acorn for you.

[@alna2530]

"Space canadians"😂

[@bf-696]

Yeah, I will watch the video from that space elevator.

[@SLEPhoto]

Redneck engineering is undefeated

[@OGSontar]

Story 1: Finally! A good reason to build something non-humans would call insane! Now, we just need to get the ginormous screen in place and the projector running...

[@theguyonthecouch6109]

I tried to microwave a planet. All I got was popcorn.

[@firedirewolf]

Isn't Jeff another story about a wild combination of events that got someone's mind trapped in a matroska brain and it became a black hole able to rapidly produce a lot of stuff? Lol

[@carminedesanto6746]

Hail Jeff!😊

[@theshadyprotector8412]

So, you have finished your popcorn maker. Mind helping me with my egg boiler?

[@davidvincent5701]

Heard the key words, magma hurricane and human test. Sounds like a Genesis project gone wrong again.

[@Ryu_D]

Thank you for the video.

[@suzettewilliams1758]

I want to hear more about Jeff.

[@allenmorgan1007]

For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Holographic Voice!

[@jamier4251]

for the squirrel

[@WOLF-KING107]

I did realize this was connected to jeff i remember him.

[@CaptainShield]

We love JEFF!

[@Kualinar]

Story 1. 🤣🤣🤣🤣Why just do it when you can overdo it ? Then, why stop there when you can super-overdo it ? Story 2. That was not a nova bomb. It was a manure bomb. That's worst. MUCH worst and more destructive.

[@gameoverinsertcointocontin8102]

A magma hurricane would have to be underground. Lava is molten rock above ground.

[@Runedragonx]

I'd quite like to meet this Jeff

[@wickeddelight]

Thank goodness cyclonic storms do not actually generate heat.

[@Ryvaken]

But wait, did they corner the popcorn market?

[@thomasnaas2813]

There is an exoplanet that's been detected where scientists think it is so hot that it rains molten iron!

[@YEAHKINDA]

OH MY GOD I FORGOT YOUR NAME AND KZbin STOPPED RECOMMENDING ME YOUR STUFF AND I NEVER GOT TO LISTEN TO THEM ANYMORE!!! Now I can listen to your very crisp and soothing voice reading out the detailed explanation on how humans microwaved a planet.

[@infertilepiggy5667]

need a live action series tying all these stories together, it would work with the orange gas universe that ended up becoming the humans fountain of youth, we just go out essentially larping in all the other universes lol

[@michaelroy7754]

There are planets where rock melts and vaporizes into a gas and then on the night side of the planet rains as rock... magma hurricanes isn't very far fetched

[@918guy]

All hail Jeff!

[@tatianapellegrinelli2848]

We need sub stories for all those other screw ups lol

[@Fornaxfornax1]

I like how the stories are real and well chosen, not AI generated. You can tell it's AI drops.

[@t.p.3456]

For the algorithm 👽👾🤖🌌🛰🚀🛸🌠

[@janet6421]

How can you have magma hurricanes? Once it gets exposed to air, isn't it lava?

[@selador11]

The air itself is hot enough to melt rock.

[@Furzkampfbomber]

Ah yes, the famous Geneva -checklist- suggestions regarding filthy xenos invading the Sol system.

[@jrsydvl7218]

Do space ranchers mount bull horns on their ships?

[@kashkara_8943]

Everything burns

[@barmutah]

Noo, i want to know jeff

[@GR3YD3ATH]

Jeff!!!!!

[@NoRan-s1g]

So Jeff shows up again?

[@690Lighthouse]

Where is the thumbs up button?

[@eleklovatka7666]

JEFF!!! :D

[@beingsneaky]

Oops.

[@acefire4050]

Now I tell you a story that actually happened. The navy invented a laser gun. And it should have 350 target every 3 millisecond. Actually, but it takes up to another 2 milliseconds or a one and a 1/2. Minute seconds to cool down again before connection. Shoot again so I could shoot many different times in every second at 3:50. Target each time while they put this thing in space and they shot at the ground of Earth. In one millisecond, they made it about a 20 foot deep hole 50 feet wide in the ground instantaneously burn it out. Oh I should also tell you. This laser gun shoots at the heat of the surface of the sun actually hotter. Thanks to United States of America, we now have laser guns.What should be used in the next war?If united states gets caught up in another war.

[@justsomeguywithahandlebarm2456]

Morg

[@illesizs]

Uhm, actually... If it is above the ground, would be called a *lava* hurricane, not _magma_

[@BeeKisses]

The ground is the interior

[@merlinwizard1000]

21st, 13 April 2024

[@tonyneal910]

😂😂👏👏👏👍🐿

[@dalemorgan8263]

Get off my lawn