Never Piss Off The Humans ( Rage ) | HFY | A Short Sci-Fi Story

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[@MoxieMike66]

As former Armored Cav and a Cold War Vet, I concur. Never piss off the humans. When I was in the Army, we didn't "play", we prepared for Armageddon. We knew who targeted us and where. A number of places I live near where we were targeted to be nuked, some no more than 10mi from my house. Armored Cav had everything, Armor, Scouts, Artillery, Medics, Engineers. Everything has been improved since I left technologically, but the people that operate it are the real weapon. Good or bad.

[@philipmeikle5586]

War..... hammer.... BLOOD.FOR.THE.BLOOD GOD

[@zacharyagnew3516]

Skulls for the skull throne

[@bearjawhomestead]

For the God Emperor.

[@mikecurtis831]

I think there feel good stories for entertainment not meant for literary masterpieces

[@user-sb5pk4wh7c]

Like that it puts humans in positive light for a change. Interesting short story.

[@nesapanjalingam704]

Thank you 💙💚❤️ for all your effort & the time you put in when uploading this. It is really truly appreciated 🙏 I enjoyed this story immensely 😁

[@davidthomas7043]

I hear these stories of humans fighting like hell because aliens killed a child. And we do it every day. If there are aliens what would they think of us.

[@mugenokami2201]

Does it matter? If they saw this should learn one thing: do not touch the kids.

[@jeffjames4064]

Clean up ... Isle 3,4,6,7, oh f..k it, clean up this s..t.

[@WhoThisMonkey]

Sir, I need more wipes.

[@Uicornpower]

Sir. We have run out of mops

[@BuhoPnu]

Sir, we need to outsource this.

[@scotso]

Sir, no company can do this for a reasonable price or time.

[@SpookDudeGoesWild]

Sir, It's time to call Viscera

[@mulengroak4687]

Human fleet shows up and bad guys are facing a spanking. Humans discover bad guys massacred kids for sport and spanking becomes a beat down with few, if any, survivors.

[@johngillan4475]

Good story thank you

[@joestudebaker7726]

The real question is are they *Crunchies* because of the natural armor and tails or are the *Squishies* cause they go *pop*?😅

[@johnnyvegas5681]

Only the 100th story about not pissing off the humans...I see the other videos are all the same story line as all the other channels. Are these all done by the same person/AI generator, or was there an orginal that everyone uploaded into ChatGPT?

[@pokebreeder2517]

does the narartor mean war pike?

[@KSCPMark6742]

These formulaic war stories with badass but oh so fair humans against imperialistic and warlike aliens are not that interesting. I guess it takes more skill to write stories that create scenarios that describe aliens and humans interactions on a more personal level, not just as human fleets versus alien fleets

[@Edbi18]

nah it is nice, since what everyone nowadays makes(I mean bigger media) is weak humble, kind ppl, these badass humans stories are good change for me

[@WhoThisMonkey]

I enjoy it, each to their own. Honestly, I find it skips the chaff, which I never find that interesting. But I guess you find the chaff interesting. 🤷🏼‍♂️

[@KSCPMark6742]

@@WhoThisMonkey no problem, to each his own. No shame in liking simple, predictable, unsurprising, easy to digest stories.

[@WhoThisMonkey]

@@KSCPMark6742 It's a background listen while I hunt players for rune marks on Elden ring.

[@Goldenudder1]

There are too many other channels for that cuddly B.S. leave this one alone.

[@ryalslawfirm]

What is the function of these stories? There are dozens of them. Innocent / underdog humans are underestimated, attacked and/or enslaved, but then the rest of the galaxy finds out they're actually badass because they fight back; rapidly build an army and alliance, throw off the shackles and conquer everything; but after its all over, treat the vanquished fairly and rule with consent. This is basically the story we Americans tell ourselves about WW2 (somewhat acurately I'd add). Sleepy isolationist US attacked at Pearl Harbor, America builds a massive army to fight back, a few years later America and friends have conquered all enemies, but instead of ruling: The UN, The Marshall Plan, Pax Americana. Possibly a covert Pro-US and military recruiting campaign? Clever.

[@Nempo13]

It is called entertainment. You are looking too far into things. That is a great way to become anxiety ridden and lose your sanity.

[@krimzonghost1987]

Stop pretending everything requires a liberal arts degree to appreciate. People are allowed to just enjoy a story for just being entertaining or catering to more primal and impulsive emotions. We are human. We like stories about humans being underestimated and coming out on top. It's not that complicated.

[@scottphillips2870]

These AI stories sound like Russian propaganda.

[@firefighter_raven]

First- It's not AI-generated since I wrote it. Second- How the hell does this come across as Russian propaganda?

[@scottphillips2870]

@@firefighter_raven if you wrote it, then just read it outloud into a mike.

[@terminator660]

​@@scottphillips2870ah yes, a "mike"

[@bluefmi]

@@firefighter_raven "First- It's not AI-generated since I wrote it." don't quit your real job. seriously. that being said, i highly doubt this story is NOT AI-generated. it jumps too much between scenes and subjects described, the durations of wars (for example) are ridiculous the perspective jumps from describing the only named character in 3-rd person "was very surprised" to "they told ME" in first person in the same phrase why would a commander take time to explain to a random civilian the composition of their reinforcements IN A LIVE WAR?!

[@firefighter_raven]

@@bluefmi well since I did it for fun, don't worry about it being a job. But thanks for the commentary.

[@randyl8979]

Get a better reader or give it up.

[@WhoThisMonkey]

Get a better attitude.

[@jerelull9629]

Some very strange pronunciations. Weak stories, little/no development

[@tedchastain8493]

Ai narrative sucks

[@smackroscoe]

Former US Marine, my fellow crayon-eaters would read the shit out of these stories. 🫡

[@jerelull9629]

"crayon-eaters"???

[@krimzonghost1987]

@@jerelull9629 Crayon eaters = Marines