HFY TFOS# 549 -Humans are Weird : Q Tips & Omnivorous & Illicit Smuggling Operation & Jump (Reddit)

[@Thejigholeman]

i straight up know the feeling from the cliff jumping one. "i wonder what it would feel like to jump off" "i wonder what it would feel like to stick the knife in the socket..." and many more throughout my life the human curiosity of death

[@SiegeTF]

I assumed he jumped off the cliff into a body of water, with the Winged caught off guard and too terrified to detach himself.

[@bobsterclause342]

Humans are weird playlist kzbin.info/aero/PLcVxcFtbECU9m3jQycRUHyyenJVZOE4j7

[@seatbelttruck]

*Sees title* *Ears start to itch* I shouldn't. I shouldn't. It's bad for you. Ears are self-cleaning... argh! *finds a cue-tip* LOL. The call of the void freaked me out so much when I was little. It was a relief when I found out it's universal and doesn't mean I'm suicidal.

[@sol-leksthewolf5854]

How many times has it hit you?

[@seatbelttruck]

@@sol-leksthewolf5854 Pretty much whenever I'm up high.

[@sol-leksthewolf5854]

@@seatbelttruck That sucks. It’s only hit me once when I was up high, specifically 40 feet up in the air in a pine tree. It basically told me: I wonder what would happen if I jumped from this height? The other time was when I was whittling and had a razor-sharp double-edged knife in my hand.

[@henryrodgers7386]

Ahh, a Qtip to the ear... Feels like you're trying to crank-start your brain like a Model T. Glorious. And I feel you with the void thing... I get like that sometimes, and I'm terrified of heights!

[@nvfury13]

There is an entire medical specialty based on cleaning ears because they aren’t properly self cleaning. We’ve yet had a (completely) safe consumer ear flusher come out either. Hilariously, a more likely to end up leaving stuff in your ear cotton swab is used by Ear, Nose and Throat doctors.

[@edg0126]

*Potato salad materializes on your table*

[@AgroSquerril]

nom nom

[@localcryptid3127]

“Holographic meatloaf, my favorite!”

[@DubiousFIN]

In your stomach

[@thunderbird4636]

I had just finished cleaning my ears with q-tips before I started this😂

[@Boss_Sauce]

The algorithm is hungry so I feed it

[@kencarlson2855]

For the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

First for the algorithm

[@bobsterclause342]

For the swarm

[@adamglover6948]

For the algorithm

[@weebobo955]

I may have missed dinner time

[@jeanannd]

Those eyes, those big eyes. Just couldn't abandon them.

[@alfredsutton7233]

For AgroSquerril: best SF stories on KZbin, well read.

[@AgroSquerril]

:)

[@coffeemonster2825]

For some reason I read Snuggling not smuggling lol

[@aprilwilkerson782]

A dangerous snuggling operation grab your teddies

[@thenthson]

Ave nex algorithm! Ave saluto algorithm!

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@kokofan50]

Humans are monke. All monke feel need to jump

[@sherylcascadden4988]

Not giving in to an impulse to do something dangerous/deadly is a mark of sapience? I wonder what Darwin would think of that.

[@rod2662]

🙏for the algorithm 🙏 🙏algorithm be pleased 🙏

[@AgroSquerril]

First for the algorithm

[@contrafax]

For the Author, For The Aggravated Squirrel, For the Algorithm and for the Audience!

[@jameschastain1229]

You need to get all of these and upload them to the series channel. Would love to have a single location for all the Humans are Weird stories.

[@allenmorgan1007]

For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@nafaiglen4029]

Holy shit! Other people actually get that weird random urge to jump off of ledges too!? I honestly thought that was just a me thing... which, come to think about it actually raises way more questions about our collective sanity....

[@quoriander]

More comments feed the all mighty algorithm.

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@140kittykat]

I feel like being able to fly after jumping off a cliff means something different than if a human were to give in to the impulse of jumping off a cliff..

[@S4t4n_NZ]

Yay, undulates

[@henryrodgers7386]

Anyone get the significance of this TFOS number? No? Just me? Short Human is sad.

[@johnnycampbell3422]

I think the number is the order he made them.

[@allenmorgan1007]

It does have significance...though as a Discordian, I feel it is less significant than 5525.

[@unlikelysuspect5491]

Here you go Algorithim

[@AgroSquerril]

Thank you

[@positroll7870]

Humans evolved from apes that jumped from tree to tree to get where they wanted. Nothing particularly astonishing about that urge still being around ... 🤷‍♂️

[@carlfranz6805]

Bugger the Algorithm.

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@williamwarnell2645]

May my sacrifice please the algorithm

[@bvc5320]

To spite the Algorithm.

[@lupaswolfshead9971]

These would make a brilliant anime series

[@Monster_Ink]

For the algorithm!

[@AgroSquerril]

for the algorithm

[@asandrewsilvaw]

For the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

First for the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

First for the algorithm

[@punkabooiscool1111]

FOR THE ALGORITHM AHHHHH

[@AgroSquerril]

for the algorithm

[@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH]

For the Algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

For the Algorithm

[@FedralBI]

F.T.A.

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@sol-leksthewolf5854]

@@AgroSquerril Exactly, my friend.

[@johnnyrotten3175]

4 D 🐿️ ❗ ❗

[@merlinwizard1000]

59th, 1 July 2023

[@Kirsten2933]

like 477

[@arakheno4051]

F.A.S.