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This Story is Classified as HFY or Humanity Feck, Yea , but what does the Mean?
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HFY is a story/series that takes a “human element” in either humanity or an “other” (race/species or object) that exists in a “setting” (future or other world/universe) with varying levels of culture, technology, society and history that help show in some shape or form the potential good or bad for humanity’s race/culture. In These stories Humans are often referred to as Human, Humanity, Deathworlder, Hellwolder in reference to the human planet of origin , Earth. This planet is seen by most of the universe as a place where only death and chaos can survive.
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Taken from the FAQ of the r/HFY subreddit.
Humans Are Space Orcs (HASO) or Humans Are (Fantasy Race) Are used as a guide when writing.
In these Stories we normally View humans like the other races view orcs in a Fantasy Novel. We (Humans) share the same characteristics and personalities as orcs. Humans are normally treated as the outsiders and barbarians. Humans tend to be underestimated as well in these stories. Unlike Humanity Feck Yea , these don't always put a positive spin on humans\humanity sometimes looking at the darker side of human and humanity from the perspective of aliens.
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[@Paledraggon]

Human: During our evolution we defeated numerous apex predators to survive and one even adapted to us and is considered "man's best friend" to this day. Xenos: These humans are too dangerous! We must do something to stop them! Smart xenos: Wait one apex predator survived them by becoming their friend? We must do exactly that at once!

[@neuralmute]

Great strategy! Especially if the humans act friendly, everyone will want to be friends with the most dangerous species in the galaxy.

[@ianharrison5758]

We must weaponize the homie status at once

[@tno895]

"Here's the engineering room, this is Xrrvcxr, call him Zirv. No, we didn't ask him to wear that collar. Now, he likes to be helpful, he knows everything our computers do and then some, and their race lives for like half a century. No, we don't make him submissive like that. We've finally been able to convince him to sit at the table and eat with us, just don't ask him questions while eating he might choke trying to answer you. No, he's just normally that eager. Hey man, he wants to be the ship's 'dog' and we just go along with it. Fine, ask him your damn self, just get ready in case he jumps on you."

[@lordblazer]

shit wait til we tell them about house cats.

[@TheJasonBorn]

Yup, like seriously, to survive adapt to us should be the lesson exactly.

[@zuzax1656]

Ok, we definitely need some follow ups to this one.

[@Warutteri]

Yes, desperately!

[@tonycrayford3893]

Came to here to say exactly this.

[@windbeneathmywings4884]

Agreed

[@yappingdog2759]

Most certainly.

[@jakeand9020]

Next chapter: "The extinction of the Cavahr people"

[@TheGreatSeraphim]

Plants: *Evolve to avoid be eaten* Humans: Can't start the day without my daily dose of poison.

[@trashpanda7195]

Literally Coffee being a neurotoxin *sip*

[@Doggo226]

@@trashpanda7195 Don't forget about capsaicin!

[@R_Rottluff]

@@Doggo226 Pepper is needed for the eggs

[@medicentio]

"Among the 200 Apex predators, we have the felines, some of which we keep in our homes as companions, and dress up for our entertainment. Aren't these felines adorable?"

[@gameygeemer4142]

Outside of big cats, most cats actually aren't Apex predators, being prey to animals like hawks and bigger dogs.

[@medicentio]

@@gameygeemer4142 Your social agenda must be full of gatherings and events.

[@Takisan111]

@@gameygeemer4142 You've never seen a house cat hunt before have you?

[@palmerharrison7660]

@@Takisan111 Or the number of regions that their introduction, well...completely destroyed the ecology of. Oops.

[@gameygeemer4142]

@@Takisan111 An apex predator is defined as a predator at the top of a food chain that is not preyed upon by any other animal Big Cats (and particularly large Felinae) are Apex predators, but house cats, while prodigious predators, are still prey for other animals. Like Coyotes, medium sized birds of prey, big snakes, and just anything that can take 10 pounds of aggression and eats meat.

[@alexisgrunden1556]

The fact that our flora varies so wildly from region to region means that what one territory and people learned to use as medicines and what to avoid often means next to nothing in a neighboring territory. But even so, the trade of knowledge was even more valuable than that of goods.

[@Allantitan]

Especially if trying to make Allie’s with the neighboring territory. Definitely don’t want their leader to die just cause they ate something that you knew was deadly

[@imjang2430]

I smell some underhanded ploy against this alliance

[@FirstIsa]

Worse we have some pretty nasty plants that can easily be poison or medicine. My favorite example is a pretty little ground cover flower; Bloodroot is a key ingredient for a lot of creamed and skin cleansers when processed properly (and usually the active compounds are diluted as hell), but if you even TOUCH the sap from the roots, the stem, even the petals: they cause rapid necrosis. As in if your wandering through the Canadian wilderness and step on one your fingers will rot after you touch the residue to take your shoe off- and by the time you get to the hospital your going to have gaping holes in your hand.

[@imjang2430]

@@FirstIsa damn, which part of Canada is that? I've never heard of it over here

[@BurakkuHishou]

Calahr: We declare war on the humans as their dominance cannot continue! Kenneth: Oh goodie! You even brought party games!

[@theexchipmunk]

"No other race ever thought of converting units." How did they ever reach space while obviously eating crayons and thinking that clobbering heavy things on their heads is swell fun?

[@mlmii1933]

Converting units for the ease of use by other races; by the time they were at thus meeting they were either already space fairing or "uplifted" and therefore using thier benefactor's preferred units.

[@johnmclain250]

Really big catapults and redbull.

[@carlfranz6805]

Um... What's your point? 🤪

[@alexandrecharles5941]

As it could be impliedin the end, this is not the milky way. Thus the more experience about dealing with foreign units. Or just the us vs the world vs china

[@joshuazurkon823]

Hey, Marines are one of the most creative demographics of people on the planet. "If Musk wants to be the first to Mars, he just needs to tell the Marine Corps that there's bad guys to kill up there. They'll be there by next week. Heck, they'll walk there if they have to." -Paraphrased and cleaned up from the original quote made by The Fat Electrician

[@mikkelnpetersen]

"Your homeworld is hell? How do you survive something like that" "By beating the devil" *Smiles with a maniac grin*

[@ravenouself4181]

He pays us rent now!

[@vladyvhv9579]

Plus, look at this nifty golden fiddle he gave us.

[@TheCrystonian]

If Earth is normally a class 7 hellworld. I wonder what an apocalyptic earth would be categorized as

[@sakisen]

This categorization is for the average of our home planet. Let me tell you about a place named Australia...

[@heruiksanudin8942]

​@@sakisenplease not place where Satan keep his pet

[@joshuazurkon823]

And then there are the distortions of the laws of physics popping up every once in a while that no one knows about.

[@kurookumura774]

@@joshuazurkon823 the WHATS?

[@Necrobadger]

@@kurookumura774 Yes there's a place called "Ohio" where it will sometimes snow on a clear 64 degree sunny day, and rain into the negatives.

[@douglasmcneil8413]

Please don't attack us. You won't like it if you attack us. We weren't raised to start a fight. But we were raised to finish one.

[@christianhennebold8274]

this needs a part 2^^

[@bloodcult5262]

I concur

[@Allantitan]

Definitely! A part of me wants see one of the races to f around and find out 😂

[@proudamerican183]

Is there even a second part to this?

[@EmeraldRoseDragon]

@@proudamerican183 there is but its a Reddit post

[@InternetGravedigger]

The Cavahr have no idea what they're getting themselves into...

[@attilaabonyi8879]

Poor bastards

[@ScornedOne1080]

"Welcome to Earth . . . if you can survive it, then you deserve to defeat us. Here's the list of super predators and super herbivores that will most likely kill you as look at you. And on list 2 you'll find the thousands of poisonous and venomous mussels, fish, insect, arachnid, bird, and reptile species."

[@Netherdan]

@@ScornedOne1080 deserve a chance to try, at least. We've been trying it ourselves for some millenia

[@Zael_Moonblade]

​@ScornedOne1080 You forgot to list the Continents by deadliness!

[@ScornedOne1080]

@@Zael_Moonblade shhhh, dont ruin the surprise. Lol 🤣😂

[@weroleoify]

Amazing, I need part 2. Footnote, the only other animal that can sweat apart from humans are horses but they are way less effective at it

[@alexiusangelfire]

Cats and dogs can seat from their paws but only a little. To my knowledge all other apes and monkeys can sweat, horses and hippos as well.

[@TheKorath1]

@@alexiusangelfire they also sweat from their breathing as well.

[@Allantitan]

@@alexiusangelfireso what your saying is that we evolved to be better sweaters? (And yes I realized after typing it what it looks like I said 😂)

[@Taistelukalkkuna]

@@Allantitan Yes, millions of years of knitting.

[@derekstein6193]

Some people just wake up some days and simply choose violence. Sometimes, those people unwittingly choose violence with those more violent. Sucks to be those people.

[@theapexsurvivor9538]

Not even more violent, just far more skilled at using their big stick, and far more interested in their moonlit evening walks remaining quiet.

[@willdavis3802]

They're going to touch the boats, then see the sun rise repeatedly.

[@artyd42]

"This galaxy" meaning it's NOT the first one...

[@ryankaiser2702]

Then? Extra-galactic travel?

[@ArchonSG1]

Good catch. Which meant they have already screwed up the milky way, probably via mass "Exterminatus". This story definitely needs more parts.

[@error-4057]

​@@ArchonSG1Oh I hope not. Poor little Aliens being Exterminated by Huge Bulging Mountains of Man glad in near indestructible Armour with Boltguns. All while singing "Purging with my kin"

[@chrisrodriguez2950]

Oh crap! Nice catch there didn't even occur to me.

[@johnnymellon7414]

Both, the Cavahar and the Human in the story use the term "this galaxy" ("...we have ruled this galaxy.."; "..hope we don't screw this galaxy too much..) Either both have holdings in two or more galaxies, or it's just a figure of speech by the author

[@RibonFox]

"I hope we don't screw thos galaxy too much." Am I the only one that picked up that line?

[@majnabunny]

Yeah I caught that too

[@mrmors1344]

no you see... its not really the actual 'pureblooded' aliens we have to worry about as much causing that reaction...[looking at you furries... don't embarrass humanity in front of the elders] just imagine what will happen when there are half breeds that are even more f***able... at that point there is no stopping what will come. [i know what phrasing i used. deal with it.]

[@usernamealreadytaken9330]

Good thing Kenneth didn't mention that during 2.3 million years our ancestors survived a few major extinction, while competing with other sapient species and they persevered. Also those Cavahr gonna fuck around and found out.

[@panan7777]

He forgot ICE AGES... half of the planet iced over.

[@_AcatHat]

​@@panan7777yes we are technically still in an ice age( defined as ice on the poles) . So this "global warming " is just the normal cycle. Now the exact middle of an ice age or noniceage really suck❤

[@vladyvhv9579]

Just wait till the aliens learn that one of the predators we survived was hyenas...

[@stevenweaver3386]

According to the accepted primate timeline, monkeys split off something like 30 million years ago, gorillas about 6-7 million years. The human/chimp split was between 4 to 6 million years ago.

[@ph8blades]

I know right, when he said monkeys I started twitching 😊

[@merlinathrawes746]

Remember, it's fiction.

[@merlinathrawes746]

Also, stop and think. What is the definition of a galactic year? The time it takes the galaxy to make one full rotation. I know that number is known, but would have to look up what it is. I suspect it makes the numbers a little more real.

[@vicenteabalosdominguez5257]

Also, we started developing our lithic technology since the times of Homo Habilis. It really annoyed me when he got the part of "our ancestors did nothing but chase their prey for 2 million years and only started doing shit 300.000 years ago".

[@stevenweaver3386]

@merlinathrawes746 it takes about 250 million years for our galaxy to make one rotation.

[@wooscurtainbangs8497]

Sometimes I find myself being in the same shoes of the people in the stories... I saw the silent war and I was like "They.. want war? They really think they could defeat us? I got the power of God and Anime on my side-"

[@vladyvhv9579]

God doesn't like anime. He's into Road Runner cartoons.

[@johnlaird6541]

Technical with 12000 year pole flip moves it to a class 10 hell would ...😮

[@bencoad8492]

with a pestky micro nova on top of that :/

[@Jin_Kai]

​@bencoad8492 Don't forget the Carrington Events that can knock civiliation into the stone age. Happens with a 28% Chance every 150 years and has a 0.4% every year.

[@SH-qs7ee]

And because humanity decided that wasn't exciting enough, they added other delightful features; such as poisonous smog, acid rain, and global warming.

[@DestroyTeamAvolition]

@@SH-qs7ee And don't forget Nuclear war, AI catastrophe, Grey goo, LHC singularity, man made global pandemic... etc..

[@robertstoneking7916]

We turned multiple apex predators into house pets. I wonder how having a language to start with will affect the domestication of the Cavahr. May the algorithm shine it's everlasting light on this thread.

[@yomogami4561]

oh frak....we have a new planetary classification i hope he gets to finish his presentation maybe the cavahr in the meeting will try to change the high-father's mind thanks for the story and narration

[@bim7355]

I hope this has a part 2

[@nomohakon6257]

"And now on the topic of our intraplanetary disagreements."

[@tremedar]

Yeah, get through that topic and the Cavahr might think twice about a war.

[@scotthinger6397]

I really hope there will be more to this story.

[@MidnightSmoke]

Hell World, hell yes.... Here is a like and comment to help your channel grow and get you the recognition you deserve.

[@bradwolf07]

I thought Earth was a Class 12 Death World. Eh, must be a different classification system

[@ckl9390]

There's the question of if the time standard used to measure development time is from basic organisms or the nearest common ancestor with our nearest relatives. If we count from basic organisms, then it took us much longer to reach spaceflight, with several mass extinctions along the way.

[@KlavierMenn]

Human Ambassador: So, to speak of humans we must go waaaaay back. Far back enough that we pass through several mass extinctions and- Xeno ambassador: *Punching the question buton like it owes him money* I-Iam very sorry, but _several _*_mass_*_ extinctions?_ Human: why yes! *murderous grin* we had one that was so bad that *WE* humasn call it *GREAT DYING!* 97% of all life got wiped on that one!

[@theapexsurvivor9538]

​@@KlavierMenn Human: But that's getting ahead of ourselves. We have classified as many as 20 distinct extinction events, however most are fairly uninteresting. As such I shall simply list the "Big Five", a title which I imagine is fairly self explanatory, though if needed I can explain it? *Crickets save for two representatives trying to resuscitate a third who suffered a heart failure* Human: Excellent. So first we have the fairly ambiguous O-S Extinction, which occurred roughly 445 million years ago. We're still doing researching whether this was a result of global warming or cooling, however we are confident that the root cause was large amounts of volcanic activity and a lack of atmospheric oxygen. Over 87% of species went extinct, with most others suffering heavy losses. *Hyperventilating noises from one of the representatives* The second was technically several more minor extinction events back to back, called the Late Devonian extinctions, dating to between 372 and 359 million Earth years ago, the largest two of which killed at least 70% of all species. Causes unknown but almost exclusively targeted marine life. Number three is the P-T extinction event, or the Great Dying, dated to ~252 million years ago. I've already explained the mortality rate on this one, so we'll skip right to the cause. Again, this one's a bit contested, but it's believed to be the result of volcanic activity flooding the atmosphere with sulphur dioxide and carbon dioxide, resulting in the air becoming suffocating, the seas acidifying, and the temperature rapidly cooling then heating up, with a temporary destruction of our upper atmosphere leading to the world being bathed in elevated levels of ionizing radiation. *Vomiting from representatives* The next is the Tr-J extinction from 201 million years ago. The casualties on this one were fairly low at 70-75% of species going extinct. This was another one that was most likely caused by volcanic activity releasing larger amounts of toxic gases and rendering the planet barely habitable. And finally the K-Pg extinction of 66 million years ago. This is the one which we've studied the most. Now, don't worry if you're starting to get bored, while there is some indication of extreme volcanism during this period, it wouldn't have been sufficient to classify as one of the Big Five on its own if it was just that. No, what earnt it its place and 75% species mortality rate, was the impacting of a 10-15km wide asteroid with the planet surface, which vaporised a 180km diameter region of surface rock leaving a ring of rock dragged out of our planet's mantle by the force of impact, rapidly creating an impact winter, a period in which the sun is partially or fully obstructed by clouds of debris for several years, which resulted in most plants dying off, with oceans acidifying as the debris filled them. This is also the one which replaced the all the previous dominant clade with the one which we descended from...

[@ckl9390]

@@KlavierMenn -Terran Military Attache also present, interjects: I would recommend that the Honourable [Xeno] Ambassador looks into the nomenclature conventions of our fleet flagships. I'm particularly partial to the T.E.F. Chicxulub. (Terran Expeditionary Forces)

[@TechnoMageB5]

Oh no no no - we need a follow up story about the Cavahr-Human war! Don't end on such a cliffhanger!

[@WingManFang1]

A1 steak sauce has been put to shame. We need more of this stat! 😂 This was perfect.

[@BattleshipOrion]

You're the voice that makes the time between clocking in, and clocking out fly by. I appreciate your content, and wanted to say thank you.

[@greyclydesdale]

this is hilarious and needs to continue, the come uppance will be aweasome!

[@oscarfontana4]

I have encountered another narration of this story. Yours is much better. Thank you.

[@Iluvantir]

"... and most of our herbivore species can either kill in defence, or seriously mess up your day. For example, the humble cow. They run in herds, are nearly three times our mass on average, and when threatened, if they cannot run AWAY, will instead stampede over you, crushing you to death... "We keep them, think they are goofy looking, and mostly use them for milk, meat, leather... or just to give nose pets too."

[@panan7777]

Piss off an Elephant, Rhino or Hippo and suddenly your life will become very "interesting".

[@theapexsurvivor9538]

The humble wombat: is basically a large rock made of muscle and fat, and can run faster than our world record sprinter, and for twice the distance. Is known to chase those it perceives as threats to its young. Also known to crush your skull against the wall of its burrows if you try to crawl in...

[@vladyvhv9579]

Or to ride for shits and giggles.

[@IbocC64]

I take it that in this story horses, monkeys, apes, and hippos are all extinct? Since they also sweat. Seems a strange omission.

[@LadyTakanashi]

Given the writer listed human ancestry as monkeys and not arboreal apes, i believe it's a omission by ignorance of the writer. He seems to not be as versed in the subject he chose to involve with this peace than the average science fiction writer.

[@Marcus_Postma]

He was corrected on these factors on reddit.

[@PoldaranOfDalaran]

If you were reading along with the text, he said "almost" the only species, iirc. I think that word got missed in the narration.

[@snakesnoteyes]

Holy shit, a person doing a dramatic reading. If the channel was just this, I’d sub.

[@robinchwan]

left out the entire bloody history of the humans did ya, i see what you did there! saving the best for last

[@vladyvhv9579]

Yeah. He just didn't get that far yet...

[@arsenicintheshell9955]

Nooooo this was soooo goood, there's gotta be a little more :

[@christinepearson5788]

I hope there is a part 2 or follow up to this one

[@mynameismud1776]

You are a legend among narrarators

[@schnebot]

short stories like this really pull me in, shame theres no continuation to it though

[@owenthompson4071]

Superb story!

[@Jasmin-lg3gf]

Quick math: 9.81m/s² / 2.334 = 4.2m/s² Mars: 3.69m/s² Humans can survive in 1.5G environment, which sets the estimated average at > 2.8m/s². Moon: 1.62m/s²

[@JosephKano]

The numbers swirl man they swirl!

[@daavocadoguy5733]

I Like Your Funny Words, Magic Man

[@malusvalusai2033]

That’s not what I would have guessed you look like; but, it fits and I dig it

[@CT-1035]

Glad to see Kenneth has done well for himself and Rocktopia Rimmy

[@victortahlor4038]

Thank you for the reading

[@Gr3nadgr3gory]

Id like to imagine the aliens first landed in Australia in this world.

[@vladyvhv9579]

And they get to see one of the species we de-extinctictified.

[@LewpyDrewpy714]

Last statement was perfect. Wait till this galaxy of Xenos hears this the 714th galaxy humans have colonized. Lol

[@Wastelandman7000]

Oh a premptive war on hellworlders. Oh I'm sure that will end well for you. Come on down boy, we still have 200 apex predators to share with you BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[@rainynight02]

I like the concept of the story, though it has a few things wrong. We are great apes and as such are most recently separated from chimpanzees, which are also great apes, not monkeys. Though it is, as I understand it, that great apes originated as monkeys. Secondly, we are not the only animals that sweat, various animals do. One example I know off the top of my head is horses. Though we absolutely did evolve to essentially run our prey to death. If I remember correctly, only one other species can do something like that. Or am I thinking we can run ourselves to death? That might be it. I believe horses and humans alone are capable of running until we simply die from the exhalation. Every other animals body will effectively shut down and force them to rest, which is how many predators get them. I do like the overall concept and story though!

[@theapexsurvivor9538]

We're the only true pursuit predators, running prey to exhaustion and subsequently death, though wolves are capable of doing a similarly effective job if seriously pushed to it (wolves will die of exhaustion before a human will, but usually out last most of their prey. Humans only die of starvation or hunger, not simply running for too long [because sweat])

[@jeanannd]

LOL, if having dogs (evolved from wolf apex predators), wasn't enough for them, he should mention the predator cats, that chose to live with humans and we were happy to have them. So both domesticated wolves and still somewhat wild cats live with humans. Let's not even get started on people with pet snakes, alligators, spiders, etc.,

[@Hellsong89]

10:50 Not only be invented multiple of times, but each attempt could be approached from different angle and method creating new innovations, despite doubtful stating it never will work. Also prepping for while introductions... Cavahr will be shocked that human are always ready for unexpected, have intel on fleet movements and have prepped for war years in advance.

[@shiroshini]

Dude, I just realized that you remind me of an Ancient, from the series Stargate!

[@sovietpowersupereme6231]

I dunno why but this is EXACTLY what i pictured when I heard his voice for the first time.

[@bc64100]

human are the perfect union of the predator, xenomorph, and terminators just in a human body

[@hainleysimpson1507]

And far slower than any of them.

[@sovietpowersupereme6231]

Aliens landing on earth Welcome to the jungle starts playing in the backgounrd

[@vladyvhv9579]

Or, if they land in Appalachia, Dueling Banjos...

[@joesphcrouch4384]

You look exactly how I thought you would, distinguished yet approachable.

[@user-zy9vm4tc6m]

Love it

[@Unknown.NotRegistered]

So... which galaxy is this? When are we telling them we've got a few colonized already in this story?

[@callisto1556]

Good one

[@CosmicFishFaced]

Nice, a viking telling stories. Love it.

[@wasa1207]

Because the first thing you want to tell everyone is how deadly your upbringing was.

[@teni2898]

Humans Don't make good familiars book 2 is complete, please can you continue with it

[@jsl151850b]

*THANKS!* Although I wanted to hear about the dogs.

[@wadefuller9703]

I so need part 2

[@michaelihnen4384]

Ah, the power creep strikes the R/HFY. Death world already implies that attempting to live there is expected to fail. Having an additional classification that is not simply uninhabitable is just silly. Additionally I would think that hell being a place of torment rather than unlivable, would actually be considered a more forgiving place than a death world. one wants to hurt you, the other wants to kill you. Well that's my thoughts on it anyways,. May the most angry of rodents be blessed by the rhythm that is algo.

[@DataStorm1]

If the Earth has a LONGER rotation period vs the Cavahr's homeworld, then 2.6 million earth years would be MORE than 2.6 million Cavahr's years.. Not less like noted in the story with 1.8 million years @13:40.

[@RainbowGod666]

(Points excitedly at thumbnail) ITALIA :DDD

[@CALCIUMDOMINATOR]

Didn't even wait for the reson why we progressed so quickly.

[@nathandc]

For the Algorithm, for the Beard, and for the Narrator!!

[@randolphphillips3104]

Not how evolution works, and we haven't stopped evolving. Good story, though.

[@Fish-ub3wn]

damnn You look just like i envisioned You.. HI Agro Squirrel ^^ nice to see You at last

[@Motofanable]

🖖

[@Terminator1732]

That was quite the short story

[@intetx]

Would it not be having a shorter rotational period? If it takes earth longer to go around the sun then the aliens world, what we would call a year would be more, not less years from the perspective of these aliens.

[@carldooley9344]

That last line likely means that this is another universe where the humans made contact with aliens in another galaxy. Meaning that we're extragalactic.

[@giin97]

Simple, common turn of phrase. No reason to complicate things with multiple universes and seperate galaxies.

[@TheRandyWanker]

"I hope we don't screw this galaxy too much". A typical human. lol

[@TrashedRedPanda]

Yo thank you for the laugh at the end. I know the elated species was did but I'm all reality it could be cats just because they choose to become "domesticated"

[@Taistelukalkkuna]

Goodbye Cavahr. Nice knowing you.

[@SH-qs7ee]

200 Apex predators... Wait until they learn that the apex predators are, relatively speaking, quite safe. It's the tiny micro-organisms that have killed the greatest number, followed in second place for the biggest killer of humans; other humans.

[@panan7777]

for the biggest killer of humans; other humans. Practice makes perfect...

[@SH-qs7ee]

@@panan7777 The number of humans killed by other humans would be a fraction of the number of humans killed by disease;

[@vladyvhv9579]

And that our adorable housecats are more psychotic than we are.

[@blendpinexus1416]

"i hope we don't screw this galaxy up too much" we need more

[@Remoniq]

After allt that, the human said: "Now let's talk about our plants, we will begin with Dendrocnide moroides."

[@selendrasama44]

I believe you covered this one before

[@lumberluc]

Garden World, Peaceful World, Neutral World, Death World, and Hell World. That fits, since Earth was a Garden World till Humanity super launched it into a Hell World. How? That's a story connected to the Great Deluge. "I hope we don't screw this galaxy too much". That's an understatement. If any of us that read WH40K books, we know how to screw everything up. Also, Class 7 Hellworld? Yep, it fits. Because "Peace was never an option".

[@KroMagnum4]

Hello I'm Human Kenneth and I would like to talk to you about your Home World service warranty. "Shrieks!!!!!"

[@klappstock943]

For the Algorithm the story and the voice 🎉

[@scottclark3761]

Those poor Cavahr...... They never knew what hit them.

[@williamlittle3325]

Series: First Contact is up to ch 978.

[@markojotic]

14:00 I think the Earth year has to be sorter.

[@einyv]

Talk about ending on a cliff hanger.

[@KwaterbugBUTCHER]

For the Algorithm ,For the Author(s), For the Disembodied voice!

[@juandp3862]

PURGE THE XENOS

[@scp-001thescarletking]

FOR THE EMPEROR

[@RealArcalian]

Greetings, Mentlegent! For the Rhyhtm that is Algo This is the beginning of a story, mostly just a bunch of statements with a potential antagonist reacting to them. I note, however, that the writer gave Agro a shoutout on the reddit story itself.

[@seamusfinnegan1164]

"I hope we dont screw this galaxy too much" THIS galaxy? oh boy extra galactic humans no wonder they are from far away XD

[@midgetydeath]

Cavahr: Attacks humanity The rest of the galaxy: Declares war on the Cavahr. Cavahr: "What! Why?" Galaxy: "The fuck do you mean 'why'!?"

[@turbopokey]

HumanKenneth; "Oh, and just wait till you hear how much we LOVE war...!"😈

[@icanfly7038]

All we're saying is GIVE WAR A CHANCE!

[@DylonBridson]

If Tera is Hell, then why is it the holiest Planet in the galaxy?

[@oldbutnotdead1]

Now I know this is fan fiction, but holy cow the author gets so much of the science wrong it's painful.

[@calumbutter6124]

I know, right?

[@darnelljohnson5313]

Take it with a grain of salt. Pluto still orbits the sun.

[@TrueFork]

no point telling xenos the truth is there

[@LadyTakanashi]

Theres a line between fanfiction and science fiction. He isnt parodying a prexisting hes making his own, but the crude and lack of science and technical understanding and terms leaves much to be desired. Id suspect the writer is relatively young, early twenties given that schooling now lacks what it did 10-15 years ago.

[@vsmash2]

welcome to amateur pulp writing. its fun, but you have to squint a little.

[@CatFish21sm]

Here's my crackpot theory. The entirety of the Egghead arch has been themed around the pursuit of technology. Not future tech, but past tech. We know that devil fruits can be replicated, and that their are only one of each except the ones that have been replicated. We also know that there are different levels of fruits, with the highest being deity. It doesn't make sense to me that the elder stars ate devil fruits. Their entire thing is "We're better than you" why would they eat devil fruits like everyone else. The trash fruits that the others eat. Also we've never seen something like a magical circle before in one piece. Its been established, or so Oda left us to believe, that magic just isn't a thing in the world of one piece. So why do we see magic, and why in an arch devoted to technology? Isn't that contradictory? Unless you consider the old saying "Any sufficiently advance technology is indistinguishable from magic." We know that all of Vegapunks creations have been inferior coppies of things that existed long before. So taking this into consideration I'm thinking one of two things, either the power that the elder stars have is not a devil fruit at all, but something that the ancient civilization tried to replicate with devil fruits. OR all other devil fruits were just experiments that led up to the real devil fruits. The Yokai fruits. I'm thinking these aren't actual devil fruits as we know them, but a whole other classification, a whole other power level. I don't even think that they were fruits at all. I'm thinking that the closest thing to their type of power is the nika nika fruit. Perhaps they don't fall under any of the three classifications, (Logia, paramecia, zoan, but are a fourth classification, devil) They are the devil devil fruits model x. And Emu perhaps has the devil devil fruit model Satan. Caws you know, throwing arround the word satan was super popular when one piece started to be published. It was basically the name of the demon king in like every single manga and anime around. It just seems like the kinda thing Oda might do, a silly twist at the end of a super serious matter. Then again I do have a tendancy to drastically over think things. But I do think there is a reason that they didn't call it a devil fruit, and that he came out of the grownd as if he was a demon being summoned from hell instead of a normal transformation.

[@kurtismiller9544]

For da Skwerl!

[@LegendStormcrow]

They didn't even learn the worst part. Human technology evolves exponentially during war.

[@panan7777]

Is this the reason we have so many ?? What if the most races never had wars between themselves??? I think it was mentioned in another story.