What goes around, comes around by Admirable Marsupial3 | Humans are space Orcs | HFY | TFOS936

[@Jason-sm4oc]

The lesson to be learned from this is "Don't mess with the children, any children, when Humans are around"

[@t.j.7347]

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[@soffren]

@@t.j.7347 thank you for that! It was EXCELLENT

[@WeatherStone]

children and cute xenos =)

[@stevedixon921]

Do not harm the children. Best advice you can give the universe.

[@sergioandrade8735]

One rule most hunters learn first is do not between a female and their offspring.

[@Inufan2005]

The perfect type of revenge. Aid an ally and screw over an enemy LEGALLY.

[@codename1176]

All the lawyers just got massive smiles across the galaxy.

[@Snipergoat1]

Better than aiding an ally. Turning a potential enemy into an ally.

[@Flarflenugen]

Intergalactic karma and malicious compliance combined into one. It's enough to make a grown man cry, and that's okay

[@jesseamaya4413]

Beautiful ain't it?

[@robertalexander5892]

@@jesseamaya4413 Breathtakingly so. 😉

[@theacegamingdemon6983]

Human compassion indirectly saves the day again. No one hurts the Littles if we can help it

[@t.j.7347]

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[@swarmking55]

@@t.j.7347 The Actrut

[@icouldntthinkofaname3419]

I meaaaan human instinct, you touch child i touch you with a rock, a big rock no compassion for the offenders lmao just oonga boonga i make rock fly

[@ragnorockcookie2868]

@@icouldntthinkofaname3419 yeah sadly not all humans have the same instinct some of them are willing to harm children and the elderly but hopefully will slowly evolve them out

[@syrathdouglas1244]

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[@Gilhelmi]

Grey's actually gets a redemption arc. How nice. It is rare to see, but quite welcome.

[@StarForgers]

I mean even in most alien stories/rumors from ages ago from people who claim to have been abducted most all of them were simply tested and such. There are basically little to no stories on being genuinely tortured! Although maybe that's just because of the online places I go through?

[@GuukanKitsune]

@@StarForgers Yeah, the Greys seem to have no actual interest in harming us. They're just interested in a scientific level, and want to study us. If there is any dissection, it is done carefully under anaesthesia with us well and comfortably out, and with specific aim to keep us alive through it and able to quickly recover to be released afterwards. Sometimes, while they're at it, they helpfully treat maladies they recognize simply because they can. So we can count the Greys as 'okay', I suppose. Meanwhile, the Greens seem to be actively friendly to us, often pulling humans out of dangerous situations when they can manage it quietly and without revealing themselves to us. And they are REGULARLY noted to be at war with the Reptilians, who are actively hostile to us... with their hostility seeming to be the deciding factor and cause of the war. So the Greens are straight up cool. The Reptiles are douches, though.

[@kirkjones9639]

This is getting addicting. FUR THE ALGORERITHM!

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@pauldavis9387]

All hail the algorithm!

[@silvadelshaladin]

Rare that you see an HFY story with anything but completely vile greys.

[@BrunoMaricFromZagreb]

*Remmember the cordii from humans don't make good pets and XCOM sectoids/ethereals *

[@kiritotheabridgedgod4178]

@@BrunoMaricFromZagreb corti, and they are just Jenkins-verse in general.

[@SiegeTF]

Granddaughter? Christ, are the Greys biologically immortal? Might've been better if it was the speakers' grandmother - she would have owed Humanity her life.

[@galaticplays1845]

Nah they live for 500 years roughly and the speaker was 350 her grand daughter at the time of incident of the human helping her was 20

[@Sanquinity]

A very good lesson. Be careful with how you use the law. Because the way you use the law for your benefit, can also be used to use it against you.

[@WardNightstone]

this is what it's like in D&D when you get 2 rules lawyers pit against each other

[@kitemaywilder1792]

always amusing XD

[@reggiehigh22]

Ok the Grays seem alright now.

[@henryrodgers7386]

To quote a furry at a comic convention: "DO NOT TOUCH THE SMOL BEAN! She is MINE, and if you try to steal her I will bite you!" As far as most humans are concerned, this is a perfectly acceptable reaction, and in this situation, "smol bean" can describe any living being smaller than the human making the claim. This includes adult aliens, wildlife, ANY child or infant, and Roombas with googly eyes.

[@medical-cyanide1526]

Doesn’t necessarily need to be smaller then us, if it is cute or could be considered smol at any point in its life then it’s a smol bean

[@krayzoman]

I find the universal definition of ‘smol bean’ in this context is ‘defenseless one’. Nobody likes a bully, even bullies hate the competition. To me, the most terrifying thing in half these stories is that this trait is somehow unique to humans, and not a requirement for any life to reach the stars.

[@robertstoneking7916]

@@krayzoman It's more that humans are the only ones crazy enough to ignore the cost of acting until afterwards. Da Boyz love our fights. For the space orks and for the googly eyed Roombas for they live by their algorithm.

[@noppornwongrassamee8941]

The way I thought this story was going to go was that a precedent of "pre-emptive war" was a dangerous one to set. Race A is uses to as land grab on humans. Race B then jumps in and uses the exact same law to declare pre-emptive war on Race A because they don't like A. In fact, I kinda expected all of A's enemies to dogpile them. The story didn't go that way, and I think it was better for it.

[@GuukanKitsune]

Since the war is still happening, it could easily still turn out that way. Most likely Race(s) B will wait until Race A is midway through its war with the humans and heavily depleted, and claim an imminent raid on them is likely to occur while Race A is desperate for resources to throw at the humans. Then they will pre-emtively JOIN the war and ally with the humans.

[@Elyseon]

It would still have been amusing to see.

[@soffren]

A lot of endings are predictable. The twist on this one was incredibly satisfying

[@AgroSquerril]

:)

[@stormbringermornblade8811]

3 years of short story's and this is the best one imo. thankyou.

[@virtualatheist]

Never has the icing tasted so sweet.

[@eliandervalderen5849]

Okay I like that gray. He has Style

[@tachyon8317]

FINALLY! A story with the Grays! Saved to my newly minted HASO (Humans Are Space Orcs) playlist!

[@AgroSquerril]

glad you enjoyed

[@merlinathrawes746]

You just don't get to hurt the small and helpless when humans are around.

[@nvfury13]

Now I feel bad for what I’ve done so many times in Mothership Zeta.

[@eleethtahgra7182]

You mean shooting the laser cannon upon iradiated earth surface? Or was it releasing the modified humans on the grays?

[@Mad_Overseer]

For the algorithm! I can see that happening (the dude saving the alien child)

[@peteratkin3788]

Loved it, love to know if part 2 is about

[@sdeawsa]

For the child! May the algorithm protect!

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@badjer4328]

For the HORDE! I need a To get my hands on a full length audiobook of a space adventure like these space ork stories to scratch an itch while I work

[@soffren]

If you're looking for an audiobook-length listen, I would recommend the 'playlist tab' on the channel. "When Deathworlders meet" and "human weaponry" are my personal favorites Edit: the first one is much more space orc-y

[@yuyu63]

This is the absolute best maliciouscompliance story ever

[@AgroSquerril]

:)

[@brettfincher374]

I love these stories. Never stop making your videos, you are awesome!

[@AgroSquerril]

glad you enjoy , will do my best to not stop

[@kyleboffa793]

i was expecting "and that infant... was me"

[@chrisstark2966]

The Greys are coming , the greys are coming!

[@lindaorr1805]

FOFO. When will they truly learn

[@heyjoe1416]

Again...Good show, old bean! Thanx, Bruh! Prayers and Blessings 🙏🙏

[@kyleeames8229]

Way to stick it to the Tauressi warmongers.

[@doctorbright1065]

I can't get enough of these stories. FOR THE ALGORITHM!

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@gmailquinn]

Hello jack Ever got the foundation to space?

[@doctorbright1065]

@@gmailquinnI'm not allowed to talk to aliens for some reason.

[@mikevg5200]

been listening to your reading for the past 10 days now

[@discusmaximus]

For the Author(s), for the narrator Agro Squirrel, for the algorithm !!!

[@AkaAka_AkaAka]

I love it... Icing on the cake!

[@ihtfp01]

Must. Protecc. the. SMOL. The. algorithm... DEMANDS IT!

[@aaronerror6819]

"You are technically correct. The BEST kind of correct!"

[@WiredTurkey316]

For Maliciouscompliance, in outer space

[@GrimpakTheMook]

Malicious compliance and nuclear vengeance, lol

[@BrunoMaricFromZagreb]

WHO'S TOUCHIN THE CHILD?!?! *NO TOUCHIE THE CHILD!!!!*

[@amorphoussolid8512]

I give this of myself to satisfy that most brutal of blood gods. For the rhythmic gore of Al.

[@bf-696]

Superb story. Great ending. Karma at it's best.

[@blackspell666]

tip of my hat to you, sir

[@OGSontar]

It's always nice to have icing on your cake.

[@SpitfiretheCat16]

happy birthday john!

[@whatsagoodusername823]

Happy belated birthday, John!

[@michaelrossel7339]

I like Greys, that swear that much :)

[@danielleriley2796]

Brilliant. Those Greys really do sound like a race we could be mates with. You know, iys all fun and games but you hurt a kid and the gloves come off.

[@thomasschindler8770]

One Video of his got recomended and I have done nothing but watch theese videos all afternoon,so: FOR THE ALGORITHMEN

[@AgroSquerril]

welcome to the channel , glad you enjoy the content and For the algorithm

[@wrath2501]

Me: Question. You: What's you question? Me: I watched Agro Squerril. You: What? Me: You told me to. You: How much? Me: I have done nothing but watch Agro Squerril for three day.

[@kindaria]

Love the story,hope you're still going strong in 2123 :) For the algorithem! For the beard!

[@handshoesandhorsegrenades1848]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN

[@danijelandroid]

Icing on a cake is the best part of the cake.😎🍰

[@AgroSquerril]

yup

[@travistrainor3394]

So since finding your channel I have now watch 90% of my KZbin time here listening to stories Basically thank you much better then some random click bait great to listen to and get my house stuff done and safe to play with kids..most times lol thx again

[@SC-zq6cu]

Ah yes, love it when an asshole gets screwed over when their own tricks backfire.

[@RealArcalian]

Greetings Mentlegent! For the rhythm that is Algo This time, the Greys are the good guys

[@fordprefect1587]

I don’t care how advanced the enemy fleet is. Just chuck a few EMPs at it, watch the life support cut out, and the ships are yours, completely undamaged and fully functional.

[@andrewgause6971]

1. Presumes that you have access to something that can make a long range EMP (nukes, for example, only make an EMP burst if detonated at a specific altitude range due to an atmospheric interaction, and thus would not be able to be used to such effect against a hostile fleet in deep space) and 2. That the enemy's systems aren't hardened against such an attack.

[@fordprefect1587]

@@andrewgause6971 You don’t need to destroy all of the ship’s systems, just enough that it goes haywire. Stuff like the ships CPU is not going to go down, because any sane engineer would put that in the middle of a giant block of lead. However, stuff like point defense turrets, railguns, engines, and airlocks are simply too close to the outside to properly shield against EMPs. Sure, it’s going to be shielded, but the amount there is limited by budget, mobility, and available thrust. The power of the EMP is limited only by the power generation of an entire interstellar species. Once the outside systems go haywire, the CPU is going to lose all incoming data regarding the outside world, and all ways of affecting the outside world. The entire fleet is just sitting ducks. At this point you have two options: 1. Blast them into next Tuesday 2. Wait until the oxygen runs out, clean up the ships, and replace the destroyed circuit boards. Now it’s yours, albeit with less advanced AI.

[@andrewgause6971]

@@fordprefect1587 again. This presumes you have the ability to project a long range EMP from outside their weapon range and they have no means of countering it. If you can, awesome. But you can't assume that and be solely dependent on just one system of defense as a trump card. Down that route lies disaster.

[@jongarrat2417]

@@andrewgause6971 also, a ship capable of serious speeds (as in "get anywhere useful in a reasonable time") at less than FTL speed once it arrives has to be capable of handling impacts like grains of dust or small pebbles that would hit with the power of a small tactical nuke, radiation that could kill in seconds, and induced currents from nearby magnetic fields and atmospheric discharges (a ship jumping from Proxima for example probably holds a standing electrostatic charge WILDLY different from what it would find in the Sol system), the instant it went near a planet or another ship it would probably be zapped with millions of volts as the charges equalised, so it's not out of the bounds of possibility that an old race has systems capable of handling an emp attack, it would be just another event the designers would work around.

[@k0rf3on6]

May the algorithm be with you.

[@FeyTheBin]

You know the rules, and so do I! Say goodbye!

[@Xerdar36]

The Greys became the good guys… LOL

[@yomogami4561]

excellent story

[@victortahlor4038]

Thank You for the reading

[@johnsilva3409]

Thank you!!!

[@johnsilva3409]

Cool surprise thanks again

[@thomasschindler8770]

Happy Birthday

[@Jason-sm4oc]

Happy Spawn day

[@harrygrimley4352]

Loved it. Thanks for sharing this with us.

[@IRMentat]

It’s good to make friends. Even if you didn’t know about it.

[@SrZyrkon]

In the middle of a binge. For the Algarithm.

[@AgroSquerril]

Glad you are enjoying , For the algorithm

[@scotteggert9820]

it's part of being Human. nobody huts kids, Period! Those that do will not be long for this life even if it costs us our own.

[@dantreadwell7421]

Oops. Also. HALF THIER WEAPONS AND SHIP TECH? HOLY DAMN! Thought they were Greys. And don't mess with Lawyers

[@AgroSquerril]

never mess with tactical assault lawyers

[@dantreadwell7421]

@@AgroSquerril rofl

[@asandrewsilvaw]

For the algorithm and great work!

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@jeanannd]

God Bless the alien heart of the greys. :)

[@Xaerorazor0]

Mmmmm tasty icing.

[@jfpalermo]

Loved the story!!! 🥰

[@MrSHADOWANGEL999]

should have taken the hint, if we can do that to eachother, what do you think we'll do to you

[@platinumchromee3191]

"We literally dropped the sun on our own people twice,what makes you think you won't get burning rage of thousand suns as a warning?"

[@alfredsutton7233]

All hail the algorithm, five words minimum.

[@klappstock943]

For the Algorithm the voice and the story

[@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH]

Blessed be the Squerril

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@johnsilva3409]

Cool surprise thanks again

[@AgroSquerril]

A pleasure , have a good one and stay safe

[@Jason-sm4oc]

For the maliciously compliant. For the Algorithm. For the Squerril.

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@ravenouself4181]

Conclusion: Touch the smol child at Your own risk

[@platinumchromee3191]

It is fine to touch,just make sure you're not touching it in a bad way. Otherwise you will be forced to quit exising.

[@xaviermantha63]

Thanks for the story.

[@georgerowe9166]

"Icing on the cake"🤣

[@wufy9]

So fucking good, i love these kind of stories.

[@AgroSquerril]

glad you enjoyed

[@calvingreene90]

A debt of honer with icing.

[@oakenshadow6763]

Thank the Greys! And never hurt babies in front of humans.

[@Spartan-lb9gh]

Happy birthday John

[@Notsofast257]

Thanks!

[@AgroSquerril]

My pleasure , thank you for the dono it is appreciated

[@jacknedry3925]

We hid our history? I don't think we would...

[@toddchidlow8112]

I love grays are really 😅

[@genericname42]

For the ALGORITHM

[@theonetodefyall238]

keeper going

[@stevenferguson8251]

I loved this one

[@AgroSquerril]

glad you liked

[@chenlee9835]

Damn probers!!!

[@warrendesonia7924]

Very Well Done.....

[@AgroSquerril]

thank you

[@alexs5814]

damn! so many levels!

[@jesseamaya4413]

Another really good one. For the algorithm....?

[@AgroSquerril]

for the algorithm

[@darkhorse13golfgaming]

Outstanding

[@Agnii27]

So underrated

[@renaissancepress247]

Interesting how often races are judged by the actions of a few members in sci-fi.

[@ChaosLierLen]

For the algorithm!

[@larrythompson8630]

So how long do Greys live? It was his grand daughter?

[@nos2342]

To please the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@marvinjohnson2488]

A twofer. For the algorithm!

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm