An HFY Story : The human are forced from the battlefield & We refuse the Terran | 2362

[@ZM1306]

Meanwhile, in R&D.... "Fucking cowards didn't even declare war for 5 minutes this time! We are never gonna get to try out anything we build at this rate!" *throws coffee cup across room*

[@larsharris]

Of course we want to actually TEST this new weapon. It’s not like we can even get a permit to blow up one of Jupiters moons. It’s got over 90 left after the last test.

[@DanJones-np8xb]

NOT THE COFFEE MUG! Dear lord man. I understand the frustration. But the MUG!?

[@Norbrookc]

Story 2: They must have been Canadian, using the Geneva checklist.

[@shawnr6117]

It's more of a list of optional objectives.

[@Cl0ckcl0ck]

@@shawnr6117 That's why Canadian. They are kinda bad at hiding their warcrimes.

[@stevedixon921]

Canadian Soldier (ww2 era): "Sorry" Enemy: "Oh? For what?" Canadian Soldier: "This..." Enemy: "STOP! I want that added to the prohibitions list right now!" Canadian Soldier: "Fine...we have more things in the planning room anyway...want to see?" Enemy: "NO!" Enemy: "It's always the quite ones..."

[@stevedixon921]

@@Cl0ckcl0ck We're kinda proud of our ancestors ability to bring the hurt to our enemies. They knew how to play for keeps.

[@shawnr6117]

It's not a war crime the first time 😈 Why hide it when you want your enemies to know fear.

[@user-iw6bu4iq4r]

Ah, but the thing is... Should the surrender not happen it would only be a week at most before the "bluff" was a reality. DO NOT anger an engineer or give one a task that was "fictional" at the time of promise. AND FEAR the DeathWorlders for we know war.

[@CaptainShield]

It has been a pleasure to support your work the last couple of years. I pledge to continue to do so. Keep up the good works! - WhiskeyJ65

[@joimumu]

The last line of the first story was awesome

[@theamiralgarner]

No rule of war? So i guess we will need to update the geneva checklist next week

[@mikkelnpetersen]

To win a war, you must first make you opponent think he has lost.

[@mattbrown5511]

All war is built on deception.

[@barelyasurvivor1257]

The first story is great, the second one with the signing the datapad in triplicate is hilarious. Another great reading.

[@maxxcarver5502]

Yay!!!! the geneva check list!!! Canada and Poland approved!

[@mackenziedrake]

Both good stories. It's great to here you back in full voice. Cheers!

[@jeanannd]

LOL, 2nd story - LOL, the tentacled foe never learned to play poker and bluff.

[@bloodcult5262]

We are humans. Not perfect, not monsters, but everything inbetween.

[@Wastelandman7000]

Well, I'd put it this way, we can be angels or devils. And you get to choose.

[@raytaylor2342]

Glad to see you back A.S.! I do believe you are the best nararator on KZbin!

[@barelyasurvivor1257]

The first story was great, and so was the second! 2 great reads.

[@kurtismiller9544]

For DA SKWERL and his Nest! Leaders who don't listen don't lead, or live, very long.

[@juice6459]

San Francisco lawmakers must have been bribed with the golden 'you're one of the five hundred million' tickets.

[@leightondoswell453]

Amazing work Argo! Amazing writing WegianWarrior. Thank you both.

[@rembrandtshadows]

for the embodied voice! Slava Sciuromorphs!

[@bramslootweg]

Again, great stories.... Fine presentation

[@mrwillows03]

Thanks!

[@AgroSquerril]

my pleasure , thank you for the dono it is very much appreciated

[@Shadow.Dragon]

Great stories; Excellent narration!

[@merlinathrawes746]

You really want to know your enemies numbers in total, not just the locals. Hmmm... aliens don't seem to be able to read human expressions very well.

[@MidnightSmoke]

Here is a like and comment for the stories, for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, and get you the recognition you deserve.

[@victortahlor4038]

Thank you for the reading

[@deussalt4479]

Wonderful story telling as always. ❤ For The Agro-rythm!

[@randomstranger9674]

Two excellent stories. Thank you narrator.

[@Dracolych69]

ASN, the stories you choose this time, I'm yanking them for my ttrpg campaign prep. Be interesting to see if the Face of the group tries any of it. Not really MurderHobo enough for it to be used on them, though.

[@malcolmanderson6735]

Good to have you back.

[@CG2214]

It's soo good to see your videos pop up in my KZbin time-line, I hope you've recovered well.! Ps : love the new sfx

[@DarkSyster]

Great to have you back AS.

[@sergioandrade8735]

"You got to know when to hold 'em, Know when to fold 'em, Know when to walk away, Know when to walk away, Know when to run" Kenny Rogers, the Gambler.

[@Jus7aguy]

Glad to see your health is back on track mate.

[@waynejorgensen4433]

Good to have the angry rodent back!!

[@RealArcalian]

Greetings, Mentlegent! For the Rhyhtm that is Algo Story 1: I could tell it was HFY, but too many names were being thrown around, wasn't sure who was who, who was working for who, and who killed the guy at the end. That is the fault of the writer, not the Squirrel. Story 2: Ahh, clever. We probably coulda broke em conventionally, though.

[@zephodb]

Every time I see you, I think you must be working on the Red Dwarf Mining Ship. >.>

[@genericuser984]

very cool

[@SiegeTF]

That small green continent? We've got something called 'locusts'. Its not going to be green by this time next year. We think. Won't know until we try!

[@mattbrown5511]

Ah man. I wanted the Geneva Checklist to be initiated.

[@aRealAndHumanManThing]

Cool, now I know what you meant with "sound effects" in one of the streams. Not my personal taste, but I think many will like it. Maybe a very subtle version with a more even distribution is a good compromise? Best wishes for your voice training :)

[@jamier4251]

see you again on my feed

[@SecretSquirrelProduc]

Yay

[@t.p.3456]

For the algorithm 👽👾🤖🌌🛰🚀🛸🌠

[@tonyneal910]

👏👏👏👏👍🐿

[@rosebloodwater13]

The Canadians would weep on story two. No adding to the checklist.

[@SLEPhoto]

Xenos never seem to bother to study human recreation, like poker.

[@johnnyrotten3175]

4 D algorithm 4 D 🐿️ ❗ ❗

[@FuzzyMarineVet]

This is for the Al-Gore-rhythm.

[@Terran.Marine.2]

I see we share a terrible pun.

[@NeSeeger]

Does Al Gore have rhythm?

[@011GreyRunner011]

Story 2: ........suckers!

[@TheRealInscrutable]

Is there a wiki somehwere with the gathered info of all the stories, authors, and playlists? I've discovered that I like the stories from some authors more than others and being late to the channel have a huge backlog to catch up on!

[@AgroSquerril]

not as far as I am aware , with a lot of the recent stuff we have the authors name in the description so it can be searched for

[@merlinwizard1000]

3rd, 11 April 2024

[@jameswatts5523]

I got the 69th like and i don't care that it makes me laugh

[@justsomeguywithahandlebarm2456]

Gjn

[@anathardayaldar]

Love the second story. But this popular trope is breaking my immersion when leaders of xenos warrior empires wouldn't bother to fact check the human's claims. They must have evolved lying to each other so should have a fine tuned BS meter.

[@SilverMKI]

Have to say I'm not a huge fan of the sound effects being used in the most recent narrations. Otherwise great work as usual!

[@lrmackmcbride7498]

The second story: ambassador, well it wasn't totally a bluff. The communication takes 30 seconds snd the nova bomb takes a week to blow up a star.

[@johnwenzel2003]

Dude! Great voice! Just keep a little closer to the script. Honestly huge fan, but you need to hold it closer in the infuriateions

[@illesizs]

The sound effects super distracting. They make it harder to enjoy the story, instead of making it more immersive.

[@freeman4962]

Man i catch a new one and i am unsubscribed again.

[@oVoidhawko]

Not a fan of the added ASMR noises personally. It's distracting from the story. That might change as you get more used to editing them in, but right now, it detracts instead of adds.

[@poesero]

Dude come on, the stupid sound effects are getting out of hand... It's super annoying trying to listen to your voice with all those noises that you have been putting in the videos... Pls I beg you, stop 🛑...

[@Cavilier210]

Some are great. Some are jarring. Soooo, chill child.

[@poesero]

@@Cavilier210 first, not a child, second, I don't like it. None of those crappy noises add to the great job this guy does, people doing noise, slurping drinks, alarms ... Not one adds, just look how far it got with just his awesome voice.

[@babomberman]

@@poesero let me start off by validating your opinion. Some of the sound effects can be a little much and distracting. However, to be frank i think the way you shared your opinion was childish. Less in the way of constructive feedback and more akin to throwing a fit. Maybe if you reframe your displeasure with the use of sound effects in a more constructive way the reception to your criticism would be more positive. Like i said valid opinion, maybe less than desirable execution in sharing it.

[@poesero]

@@babomberman hey thanks for your validation tho I don't share your point of view on how childish this came across, I do concede it wasn't constructive at all but I feel in order to give that type of feedback I would have to be somehow ok with the changes wich I'm not thus my negative. Not my first time commenting against this topic, but to save some time those comments can be reduced to "pls don't"

[@Cavilier210]

@@poesero he does do a great job. Some people like it. Like me. The screaming sound was auper off this one.