Xentraci: "You're a hero!" Billy Bob: "Good, bad, I'm the guy with a gun."
@calvingreene902 жыл бұрын
A terribly powerful enemy that we feel no guilt in killing. It is almost Valhalla.
@AgroSquerril2 жыл бұрын
lol
@avroarchitect17932 жыл бұрын
I'd argue it is almost holy to give the dead rest and put those soulless bodies where they belong.
@eXpriest2 жыл бұрын
@@avroarchitect1793 Pharasma be praised!
@bobsterclause3422 жыл бұрын
Billy bob, savior of worlds slayer of zambie hoards.
@erutherford2 жыл бұрын
Would have been funny if he was called Tallahassee :)
@henrypaleveda77602 жыл бұрын
restorer of the old tongue
@nuru6662 жыл бұрын
"You got Zombies? I got yer long range, I got yer medium range, I got shotguns of all sorts, I got yer CQB, I got pistols, SMGs, claymores, and bouncing Betties, I got yer melee weapons, I got molitovs, I got fragmentation gree-nades.."
@WallNutBreaker524 Жыл бұрын
Murica💪😎👌🇺🇸
@ihtfp012 жыл бұрын
This made me laugh. I could picture humans running the blockade to fight zombies.... GROOVY.
@kerwinbrown41802 жыл бұрын
A vacation fighting zombies and the bragging rights afterwards. Some would pay well for that.
@Podgeabrillion2 жыл бұрын
One of my sillier ones, but elevated by the narrator. Thanks Agro!
@AgroSquerril2 жыл бұрын
a pleasure
@TheAderwolf2 жыл бұрын
i duno sure sounds realistic to me.
@Swcher2 жыл бұрын
when they mentioned gardening equipment I thought this was gonna turn into Plants vs Zombies
@lucielm2 жыл бұрын
I know right?! Then I was disappointed in the use of the word buckshot. Awe. Shotguns?
@USS_Grey_Ghost Жыл бұрын
I 100% believe humans would start making this a planed vacation
@26th_Primarch2 жыл бұрын
Disturbing lack of Boomsticks and Crossbows in that story.
@AgroSquerril2 жыл бұрын
groooovey
@erutherford2 жыл бұрын
Hail to the king baby
@davidragan92332 жыл бұрын
The gardening implements made me think of plants vs zombies.
@ChrissieBear2 жыл бұрын
@@davidragan9233 It was definitely a chainsaw and a reference to Evil Dead.
@jesseamaya44132 жыл бұрын
Yup, after spending way to much time working amongst those whom one would swear are evidently brain dead it'd be glorious fun to blow away a bunch of undead guilt free.
@paulhuston99912 жыл бұрын
I would take an undead crusade trip like that myself. As long as I got the ammo tfor the dance I'm down! Play the music Mr Romero! So I would say, yeah very cultural
@awesomechainsaw2 жыл бұрын
Hell I’d park a ship in orbit and air drop in some supplies in exchange for any loot you crazier guys pull from Xeno homes.
@alganhar12 жыл бұрын
Who needs ammo? I have a suit of reproduction English 14th Century Infantry plate, made to original specifications but with modern steel (which is MUCH better). Plus a Poleaxe. Ain't no zombie biting through that!
@AlexSDU2 жыл бұрын
@@alganhar1 Chain mail over leather armor would be suffice enough. Not to mention lighter for movement.
@kirkjones96392 жыл бұрын
Praise the lord and pass the ammo! Ya just know someone said it.
@wildwikedwanderer12082 жыл бұрын
I wonder how many zombie fans, thrill seekers, gun enthusiasts and basic crazy people would wanna help these guys out
@adrianadams12432 жыл бұрын
I would
@raeishimura2 жыл бұрын
Are you kidding? Humans would be livestreaming it. We'd be literally making twitch channels dedicated to it. Videos of people diving headlong into battle against it gleefully.
@hmdragon16382 жыл бұрын
@@raeishimura i'd watch.
@lordpfeiffer84902 жыл бұрын
Already on my way. And yeah I'd live stream it. Hey looks like we got some smarter zombie. Etc
@doctorbright10652 жыл бұрын
What's the current population of Earth? Basically that.
@nocount75172 жыл бұрын
Where mercenaries and soldiers fail, a hillbilly will find a way.
@kashkara_89432 жыл бұрын
*feeds servers to the ceremonial fire for the algorithm
@corinthiansdaniels37282 жыл бұрын
No my battlefield severs You Monster!!!!
@KOWALSKIPEADAR092 жыл бұрын
All hail the algorithm
@AgroSquerril2 жыл бұрын
for the algorithm
@kennethhummel44092 жыл бұрын
Ya jus gotta luv a good ol pockiclipse!!!
@willgallatin28022 жыл бұрын
That was grand! Only thing missing was thunderstruck in the background.
@jaytonobrien63252 жыл бұрын
Im really fucking concerned because on one hand zombies and on the other "are we talking the fucking super ones that can run and evolve with a growing intellegence"
@ianharrison57585 ай бұрын
Right bc I’ll farm walkers, but if that mf starts running im taking myself out
@МихаилРозов-ю9п2 жыл бұрын
Cordyceps and toxoplasma, voodoo magic and hard drugs, necromorphs and necromancers, T-virus and Zerg ifestation... and of course television, we must not forget the television. Yes, terrans know well what a zombie is.
@chrisdufresne93592 жыл бұрын
I'm just wondering how many shotguns were airdropped into the safe spots.
@chrisdufresne93592 жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm
@henrypaleveda77602 жыл бұрын
not enough, there's never enough dakka
@Destroyer_V02 жыл бұрын
Bare mimimum? Enough for the entire population of xen... pree infection. Gotta have plenty of spares after all. Main question. How many tonnes of ammo?
@quiveringcalm46972 жыл бұрын
@@Destroyer_V0 minimum 250,000,000 tons 50lbs per combat load x 1 billion souls x 10 combat loads
@platinumchromee31912 жыл бұрын
All you need is a chainsaw HellOnEarth 666 made by U.A.C. and some way to hold 400 shells
@ARockRaider2 жыл бұрын
Great story and I absolutely would expect many humans to behave this way. I'm fairly confident I would also seek such a trip where it available.
@linuxras2 жыл бұрын
Bunker Gear: check Kukri: check Machete: check HaliganTool: check Melee time boys and girls.
@henrypaleveda77602 жыл бұрын
flamethrowers
@mfree802862 жыл бұрын
Cricket bat.
@TheSchultinator2 жыл бұрын
@@essenceofdementia Oh you're mean. I approve!
@platinumchromee31912 жыл бұрын
Frostmourne.
@silvadelshaladin2 жыл бұрын
Zombie Apocalypse? Humans arrive in droves, armed to the teeth -- where?
@OGSontar Жыл бұрын
I knew it! All those 'kill the zombies' games are really practice combat sims, meant to embed the necessary skills, traits and resoluteness into our very genome. Well, friends, when you think we're ready, send a ship. Make sure it's got a huge cargo hold, we're bringing *ALL* the ammo.
@bobsterclause3422 жыл бұрын
Oh gosh. Zombies. Please, let me fight them. Now. Knifes only challenge accepted.
@thelaughinghyenas84652 жыл бұрын
Cute, kind of. Definitely classic HFY.
@zedekiahstephens41612 жыл бұрын
No we haven’t had a zombie outbreak yet but we’ve imagined what it would be like and have prepared for it.
@lukkaredwolf35342 жыл бұрын
That you know of...
@Inquisitor-Yog-Sothoth2 жыл бұрын
I feel like this is a bio weapon we lost track of
@TheSchultinator2 жыл бұрын
OOPS
@mikepowell86112 жыл бұрын
NOW YOU SHUT UP ABOUT THAT!
@bluefilms44512 жыл бұрын
Bout to have the best nap of my life rn
@hiddenoath81592 жыл бұрын
Just got off work. Bout to do the same until 3
@AgroSquerril2 жыл бұрын
naps for the win
@bluefilms44512 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@J0hnB092 жыл бұрын
If zombies were a species, they would be extinct since ancient times, their prey is also their greatest threat, basically being better is every way including not decomposing, being intelligent, and being able to eat nearly everything that they can kill. Oh and their prey is the only means of reproduction means they might not be technically life due to needing a host species to reproduce.
@Lucian003117 ай бұрын
Alien planet: "Help! We got a Xombie infestation!" Terran federation: "3 billion volunteers signed up. What's the adress?"
@samueltrusik32512 жыл бұрын
Opportunity for murder with no mental repercussions? Sick!
@redevolution6862 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm, this sure was a good one!
@AgroSquerril2 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm , glad you enjoyed
@julonkrutor46492 жыл бұрын
Ok, i know AT LEAST 30 guys that would LOVE to "fight" this war. It just so happens that around 20 of those are activ members of the army/navy. The rest is now in the reserve + one really crazy brother/doctor. Where can i buy the tickets?
@mitchcampbell41972 жыл бұрын
Can't wait for them to find out about Chicago Ted
@kingnothing85702 жыл бұрын
we used to do this for fun on our homeworld good times.
@WE_DONT_LIE Жыл бұрын
This would been advertised as a vacation spot
@asandrewsilvaw2 жыл бұрын
For ye ol algorith!!
@AgroSquerril2 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@klappstock9432 жыл бұрын
For the voice the Algorithm and the story
@taitano122 жыл бұрын
Lol, yup. And not just the hillbillies. "A what?.. You're kidding - where?.. Count me in. Hey, honey? Get out yer shotgun and fake buck teef! We gungo hunt'n zombies!.. Yes, for real, some planet got infected some zombie plague. Wanna go? Leave the kids with your mom, they love hanging out with her... I'm cashing in my vacation time."
@Rei-hf4bn2 жыл бұрын
Maaan really wanted it to be Isaac with a laser cutter lol
@merlinathrawes74611 ай бұрын
Go ahead and call us crazy. We'll simply agree with you while pretending to be upset.
@helslayerknightclaw13392 жыл бұрын
HFY, home to a possibly mew genre of Sci fi where humans are great. Ran by Reddit mods who can't take a fucking joke
@draconusspiritus1037 Жыл бұрын
That would be Humans for you. Fly halfway across the Galaxy in a ship that's pushing its luck making it across the System. All because they heard there was an honest to gosh zombie apocalypse in progress and they didn't want to miss out.
@KroMagnum42 жыл бұрын
Kill-Billies vs Space Zombies!
@helslayerknightclaw13392 жыл бұрын
HFY, Get into the reddit cause you wanna read good shit, and post your own stories, get kicked cause the Mods can't take a joke
@wildwikedwanderer12082 жыл бұрын
Hey buddy it’s ok. Fuck those guys
@helslayerknightclaw13392 жыл бұрын
@@essenceofdementia never doubt that
@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH2 жыл бұрын
Bless the Squerril Bless the Author Bless the Algorithm
@kaliban4758 Жыл бұрын
Best zombie story ever
@sirdroolsalot122 жыл бұрын
Hail to the king baby!
@crayonchomper11802 жыл бұрын
I thought this was going to be a Half-Life story at first
@allenmorgan10072 жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!
@Draconis72002 жыл бұрын
This was fun. :)
@bulldowozer58582 жыл бұрын
is e-sy 'ate zombies 'ate dockin' fees 'ate speakin' 'nlike me luv killin' zambies luv huntin' trips luv me bois simple as
@mfree802862 жыл бұрын
simple as chips?
@mikenewton3892 жыл бұрын
Yeah, you don’t like it, there’s the door!
@roberthilberling76682 жыл бұрын
YEE-HAW CHUCLKE F&^*S!!! Where De Zombies At?!
@FedralBI2 жыл бұрын
For the zombies!
@angrydragonslayer2 жыл бұрын
neat
@AgroSquerril2 жыл бұрын
:)
@bogovabatina Жыл бұрын
Billy Bob from Plants vs. zombies!?
@elfeater17602 жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm11!
@AgroSquerril2 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@ericmcconnaughey27822 жыл бұрын
Hilarious! I love it!
@AgroSquerril2 жыл бұрын
:)
@karlhamoy391910 ай бұрын
nice
@hiddenoath81592 жыл бұрын
1st for the algorithm
@AgroSquerril2 жыл бұрын
noice
@jimmycoyote742 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@AgroSquerril2 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@Monster_Ink2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 For the algorithm!
@AgroSquerril2 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@davidteh38072 жыл бұрын
What ? Does this mean the Z virus is some kind other alien invasion .
@jameshawk14552 жыл бұрын
Sign me up
@hollyferay81312 жыл бұрын
Huh .. ok then
@soffren2 жыл бұрын
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