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Greetings Ladies and Mentlegents and welcome to my channel where I like to make LEGAL Audiobooks of various types from web novels and short stories. If you are new to the channel then click on the information icon for the entire playlist to help get you up to current faster.
This Oneshot was Taken from the HFY subreddit which hosts mostly Sci-Fi based short stories called oneshots and series.
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This Story is Classified as HFY , but what does the Mean?
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HFY is a story/series that takes a “human element” in either humanity or an “other” (race/species or object) that exists in a “setting” (future or other world/universe) with varying levels of culture, technology, society and history that help show in some shape or form the potential good or bad for humanity’s race/culture.
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Taken from the FAQ of the r/HFY subreddit.
This is also a Science Fiction story ,What is Science Fiction?
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Science fiction (sometimes shortened to sci-fi or SF) is a genre of speculative fiction that typically deals with imaginative and futuristic concepts such as advanced science and technology, space exploration, time travel, parallel universes, and extraterrestrial life. It has been called the "literature of ideas", and often explores the potential consequences of scientific, social, and technological innovations.
Science fiction, whose roots go back to ancient times, is related to fantasy, horror, and superhero fiction, and contains many subgenres. However its exact definition has long been disputed among authors, critics, and scholars.
Science fiction literature, film, television, and other media have become popular and influential over much of the world. Besides providing entertainment, it can also criticize present-day society, and is often said to inspire a "sense of wonder".
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Taken from Wikipedia
Greentext \tg\ , what does it mean?
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A popular device used for quotation and storytelling.
This began on the *chan imageboards, where quoting text places a Less or Greater than symbol in front of it, turning it green. This effect can also be done manually. Before long, this feature was put to innovative use. When quoting another post, greentext is frequently used for summary, criticism, and ridicule. Its other major use is storytelling, in which a lengthy story is told through fragmentary statements in greentext.
Greentext became highly popular for both of these functions due to its convenience. When quoting a post, it is easier to summarize than to respond in full. When telling a story, stringing together sentence fragments is a grammatically easier alternative to prose composition (it also makes for lighter reading).
This feature has become so widespread that it is sometimes used outside of imageboards (eg KZbin comments).
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Taken from Urban Dictionary
#Hfy #Scifi #NArration

[@brianrussell2441]

NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUASITION!!!!!

[@austinsmith7339]

They never have never will

[@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus]

“The Spanish Inquisition” . . . I’ve heard no one expects them just like these aliens didn’t expect a human and a space Catholic at that.

[@MymMars]

I always get Misty eyed when I hear a story where someone decides to say f*** it and witness me. Don't go silently into the night.

[@soffren]

All hail, Saint Perez! Defender of the weak. Destroyer of tyrants. May her soul ret in peace 🕊️

[@brianhochhausen2757]

Noble sacrifice stories never fail to hit me right in the feels. Loved this one

[@AgroSquerril]

glad you enjoyed

[@Inufan2005]

Now that is probably the best way for someone to earn the title "Merchant of Death"!

[@Talon1124]

Captain! We're in CIWS range. Good, open up our attack profile, lets show them our teeth. Never underestimate a human deepspace freighter, they are, by necessity armed enough to fend off human pirates.

[@battlegroupvalkyrie]

Eyy, it's my story! Aww yiss.

[@AgroSquerril]

hit a lot of people in the feels there , possibly some KO's

[@lawrencem.37]

Absolutely a great story and it did hit me right in my veteran feels. Keep it up Valkyrie.

[@battlegroupvalkyrie]

@@lawrencem.37 I cheated. I was US Army. Next one is a direct sequel, kinda. Features the Solarian Marines. ~The Stalker

[@friendlygamers1743]

Prepare the Spanish Inquisition. Execute order 66.

[@brianhochhausen2757]

@@battlegroupvalkyrie I would very much like to check out that sequel. This hit me right in the blood pump

[@lawrencem.37]

Great story, it speaks to the power of duty and honor. Most military personnel around the world will take an oath of enlistment when joining any military branch. Unfortunately for unsavory individuals, when we leave the service no one relieves us of our oath. Once a soldier always a soldier. Look forward to more great narration.

[@AgroSquerril]

Somethings stay with you for life. My pleasure , glad you enjoyed , if possible go and thank the author, i am sure it will mean a lot to them

[@barelyasurvivor1257]

Sniff I always love a story that shows honor and sacrifice that actually means something Sacrifice for the helpless is never wasted

[@superpilotdude]

Not where I thought this would go based on the title. But I liked it.

[@SiegeTF]

Strength and duty, Courage and honor, For Emperor and Imperium.

[@kennethhummel4409]

Human freighter=everybody else’s battle ship!

[@donaldscholand4617]

Maintaining order in the queue with a baseball bat - a very human tactic.

[@andrewhill2614]

This is a well put together story. Nice use of a Q ship.

[@The.Stalker]

Glad someone caught on about the intended use

[@kathywallace2204]

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[@johnnyrotten3175]

👏👏👏👏👏 Damn onion ninjas 😅 Hats off to the author on an inspiring story ❗ And of course another excellent narration 🐿️💯

[@peekakuchu6878]

I got teary... Sniffs

[@NashikaYuki]

Lovely story, simply beautiful. Thank you as always for the amazing story.

[@AgroSquerril]

my pleasure , glad you enjoyed , if possible go and thank the author.

[@manuelqmencia7556]

The feels we’re so real. Until he said “seedy joint”.

[@beingsneaky]

It will not be a seedy joint for long. He only speaks the truth of the time. But after that time you know it will be better. New trading partners.. and protection. It will prosper.

[@asandrewsilvaw]

Gave me the feels. Great reading!

[@TheMonkey747]

The Merchant of Death will always this 'Seedy Joint'! Hahahahaha! Ooh-Rah! X-D

[@dpinedpine3858]

That might fall under martyrdom what Perez did, so possibility that she wouldn't go to hell

[@dpinedpine3858]

just finished

[@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus]

I think it would, to die in the process of saving other and innocents at that is something valued and prized in the Christian religion. The Bible does draw a difference between killing and murder but regardless I think she might’ve gone to hell just to drag these xeno with her and to make sure they really enjoy it down there.

[@keithskorker7729]

Just wanted to thank you for making my work day go faster

[@natsuds1071]

Cause of how the ship was described I thought she was going to sell them weapons of mass destruction or when they made 1st contract it was going to be an advertisement of "Buy 1 nuke get one free" 😂

[@wilemelliott]

oooh, missiles with energy weapons... Grasers, or Casaba Howitzers?

[@beingsneaky]

Honor Harrington weapons??? Bomb pumped lasers, and grasers. I suppose no emp weapon though??

[@The.Stalker]

@@beingsneaky Author here! The burst missiles are 100% inspired by Honor Harrington. But the Solarian Empire LOVES EMP weapons. They call them eraser missiles, as they 'erase' the enemy systems and defenses.

[@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus]

@@The.Stalker I like that, I hope your writing produces what you want and that it keeps making you happy.

[@The.Stalker]

@@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus It has, and it continues to make me happy. I already wrote a 4 part fantasy HFY and now working on a 15 part Scifi story.

[@alo679]

Her personal armored merchant ship, that took out most of a war fleet.

[@calvingreene90]

A warrior and a battle worth dying in.

[@rodriclif4386]

remember to make polls to feed the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

ok done :D

[@NVester]

Great story and very moving of selfless act.

[@allenmorgan1007]

For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@MrSuperbeast92]

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

[@AgroSquerril]

nope they dont

[@CaptainShield]

Right in the feels!

[@FedralBI]

I didn't intend to cry today. F.T.A.

[@derickromiski3221]

Man this made me cry

[@jamesmcgeever9405]

Enjoyed this very much.

[@rosebloodwater13]

Here's to the one's who didn't make it back home.

[@tedb.5707]

Truely, a Merchant of Death...

[@walkswithantsbear6151]

Nobody ever expects the inquisition.

[@AgroSquerril]

indeed

[@brandonmaart2202]

For Humanity! For the Algorithm!

[@AgroSquerril]

First for the algorithm

[@asandrewsilvaw]

The feels again

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@dragonriderabens9761]

. . . It’s a terrible day for rain 😭

[@nickschaefer9320]

Death. You want it? It's yours my Friend....

[@kerwinbrown4180]

A story of self sacrifice and heroism.😍

[@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH]

Forking great read 😁

[@AgroSquerril]

thank you

[@Popshep]

Thanks!

[@AgroSquerril]

My pleasure , thank you for the dono. It is very much appreciated

[@callisto1556]

I love this one

[@AgroSquerril]

glad you enjoyed

[@beingsneaky]

Good story.

[@AgroSquerril]

glad you enjoyed it

[@Cyberphunk303]

Algorithm influenced. Duty observed.

[@matthewbenton4767]

IF they can take it, they Deserve it

[@barakreeves9360]

Sacrificing your self for protect others is what Christianity is all about so it was not suicide

[@brandonmaart2202]

Oh this one was goood...

[@JohnSmith-ki5zk]

GOOD got to me!!!

[@Monster_Ink]

For the algorithm!

[@asandrewsilvaw]

Still a great story

[@AgroSquerril]

:)

[@nos2342]

To please the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

for the algorithm

[@ragnorockcookie2868]

How do I make my own story for humans are space orcs? Also for the algorithm

[@MashedPotatoes690]

Just write the story and post it on hfy or any other social media under humans are space orks.

[@asandrewsilvaw]

For the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@gregewing3916]

I never cry during stories like this. Such baseless accusations

[@StupidTired]

No body expect the Spanish inquisition

[@AgroSquerril]

nope they dont

[@merlinwizard1000]

97th, 2 November 2023

[@elfeater1760]

For the Algorithm11

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@hughgordon6435]

Fta ftdv and f bob

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@KwaterbugBUTCHER]

For the Algorithm ,For the Author(s), For the Disembodied voice!