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Agro Squirrel Narrates

Agro Squirrel Narrates

Күн бұрын

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@soffren
@soffren 3 жыл бұрын
All hail, Saint Perez! Defender of the weak. Destroyer of tyrants. May her soul ret in peace 🕊️
@MymMars
@MymMars 2 жыл бұрын
I always get Misty eyed when I hear a story where someone decides to say f*** it and witness me. Don't go silently into the night.
@brianhochhausen2757
@brianhochhausen2757 4 жыл бұрын
Noble sacrifice stories never fail to hit me right in the feels. Loved this one
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 4 жыл бұрын
glad you enjoyed
@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus
@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus 2 жыл бұрын
“The Spanish Inquisition” . . . I’ve heard no one expects them just like these aliens didn’t expect a human and a space Catholic at that.
@Inufan2005
@Inufan2005 3 жыл бұрын
Now that is probably the best way for someone to earn the title "Merchant of Death"!
@brianrussell2441
@brianrussell2441 4 жыл бұрын
NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUASITION!!!!!
@austinsmith7339
@austinsmith7339 Жыл бұрын
They never have never will
@barelyasurvivor1257
@barelyasurvivor1257 2 жыл бұрын
Sniff I always love a story that shows honor and sacrifice that actually means something Sacrifice for the helpless is never wasted
@battlegroupvalkyrie
@battlegroupvalkyrie 4 жыл бұрын
Eyy, it's my story! Aww yiss.
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 4 жыл бұрын
hit a lot of people in the feels there , possibly some KO's
@lawrencem.37
@lawrencem.37 4 жыл бұрын
Absolutely a great story and it did hit me right in my veteran feels. Keep it up Valkyrie.
@battlegroupvalkyrie
@battlegroupvalkyrie 4 жыл бұрын
@@lawrencem.37 I cheated. I was US Army. Next one is a direct sequel, kinda. Features the Solarian Marines. ~The Stalker
@friendlygamers1743
@friendlygamers1743 4 жыл бұрын
Prepare the Spanish Inquisition. Execute order 66.
@brianhochhausen2757
@brianhochhausen2757 4 жыл бұрын
@@battlegroupvalkyrie I would very much like to check out that sequel. This hit me right in the blood pump
@superpilotdude
@superpilotdude 3 жыл бұрын
Not where I thought this would go based on the title. But I liked it.
@lawrencem.37
@lawrencem.37 4 жыл бұрын
Great story, it speaks to the power of duty and honor. Most military personnel around the world will take an oath of enlistment when joining any military branch. Unfortunately for unsavory individuals, when we leave the service no one relieves us of our oath. Once a soldier always a soldier. Look forward to more great narration.
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 4 жыл бұрын
Somethings stay with you for life. My pleasure , glad you enjoyed , if possible go and thank the author, i am sure it will mean a lot to them
@Talon1124
@Talon1124 3 жыл бұрын
Captain! We're in CIWS range. Good, open up our attack profile, lets show them our teeth. Never underestimate a human deepspace freighter, they are, by necessity armed enough to fend off human pirates.
@keithskorker7729
@keithskorker7729 9 ай бұрын
Just wanted to thank you for making my work day go faster
@SiegeTF
@SiegeTF 3 жыл бұрын
Strength and duty, Courage and honor, For Emperor and Imperium.
@johnnyrotten3175
@johnnyrotten3175 10 ай бұрын
👏👏👏👏👏 Damn onion ninjas 😅 Hats off to the author on an inspiring story ❗ And of course another excellent narration 🐿️💯
@andrewhill2614
@andrewhill2614 3 жыл бұрын
This is a well put together story. Nice use of a Q ship.
@The.Stalker
@The.Stalker 3 жыл бұрын
Glad someone caught on about the intended use
@kathywallace2204
@kathywallace2204 3 жыл бұрын
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@kennethhummel4409
@kennethhummel4409 3 жыл бұрын
Human freighter=everybody else’s battle ship!
@asandrewsilvaw
@asandrewsilvaw 4 жыл бұрын
Gave me the feels. Great reading!
@NashikaYuki
@NashikaYuki 4 жыл бұрын
Lovely story, simply beautiful. Thank you as always for the amazing story.
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 4 жыл бұрын
my pleasure , glad you enjoyed , if possible go and thank the author.
@natsuds1
@natsuds1 Жыл бұрын
Cause of how the ship was described I thought she was going to sell them weapons of mass destruction or when they made 1st contract it was going to be an advertisement of "Buy 1 nuke get one free" 😂
@donaldscholand4617
@donaldscholand4617 2 жыл бұрын
Maintaining order in the queue with a baseball bat - a very human tactic.
@peekakuchu6878
@peekakuchu6878 3 жыл бұрын
I got teary... Sniffs
@dpinedpine3858
@dpinedpine3858 4 жыл бұрын
That might fall under martyrdom what Perez did, so possibility that she wouldn't go to hell
@dpinedpine3858
@dpinedpine3858 4 жыл бұрын
just finished
@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus
@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus 2 жыл бұрын
I think it would, to die in the process of saving other and innocents at that is something valued and prized in the Christian religion. The Bible does draw a difference between killing and murder but regardless I think she might’ve gone to hell just to drag these xeno with her and to make sure they really enjoy it down there.
@wilemelliott
@wilemelliott 3 жыл бұрын
oooh, missiles with energy weapons... Grasers, or Casaba Howitzers?
@beingsneaky
@beingsneaky 3 жыл бұрын
Honor Harrington weapons??? Bomb pumped lasers, and grasers. I suppose no emp weapon though??
@The.Stalker
@The.Stalker 3 жыл бұрын
@@beingsneaky Author here! The burst missiles are 100% inspired by Honor Harrington. But the Solarian Empire LOVES EMP weapons. They call them eraser missiles, as they 'erase' the enemy systems and defenses.
@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus
@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus 2 жыл бұрын
@@The.Stalker I like that, I hope your writing produces what you want and that it keeps making you happy.
@The.Stalker
@The.Stalker 2 жыл бұрын
@@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus It has, and it continues to make me happy. I already wrote a 4 part fantasy HFY and now working on a 15 part Scifi story.
@rodriclif4386
@rodriclif4386 3 жыл бұрын
remember to make polls to feed the algorithm
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
ok done :D
@NVester
@NVester 3 жыл бұрын
Great story and very moving of selfless act.
@calvingreene90
@calvingreene90 2 жыл бұрын
A warrior and a battle worth dying in.
@manuelqmencia7556
@manuelqmencia7556 3 жыл бұрын
The feels we’re so real. Until he said “seedy joint”.
@beingsneaky
@beingsneaky 3 жыл бұрын
It will not be a seedy joint for long. He only speaks the truth of the time. But after that time you know it will be better. New trading partners.. and protection. It will prosper.
@allenmorgan1007
@allenmorgan1007 3 жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@TheMonkey747
@TheMonkey747 2 жыл бұрын
The Merchant of Death will always this 'Seedy Joint'! Hahahahaha! Ooh-Rah! X-D
@jamesmcgeever9405
@jamesmcgeever9405 Жыл бұрын
Enjoyed this very much.
@alo679
@alo679 Жыл бұрын
Her personal armored merchant ship, that took out most of a war fleet.
@CaptainShield
@CaptainShield 3 жыл бұрын
Right in the feels!
@derickromiski3221
@derickromiski3221 3 жыл бұрын
Man this made me cry
@MrSuperbeast92
@MrSuperbeast92 3 жыл бұрын
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
nope they dont
@brandonmaart2202
@brandonmaart2202 3 жыл бұрын
For Humanity! For the Algorithm!
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
First for the algorithm
@NoRan-s1g
@NoRan-s1g Ай бұрын
Gotta love a Q-Ship.
@KwaterbugBUTCHER
@KwaterbugBUTCHER 5 ай бұрын
For the Algorithm ,For the Author(s), For the Disembodied voice!
@FedralBI
@FedralBI 3 жыл бұрын
I didn't intend to cry today. F.T.A.
@asandrewsilvaw
@asandrewsilvaw 4 жыл бұрын
The feels again
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 4 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@callisto1556
@callisto1556 3 жыл бұрын
I love this one
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
glad you enjoyed
@walkswithantsbear6151
@walkswithantsbear6151 3 жыл бұрын
Nobody ever expects the inquisition.
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
indeed
@kerwinbrown4180
@kerwinbrown4180 2 жыл бұрын
A story of self sacrifice and heroism.😍
@barakreeves9360
@barakreeves9360 3 жыл бұрын
Sacrificing your self for protect others is what Christianity is all about so it was not suicide
@tedb.5707
@tedb.5707 3 жыл бұрын
Truely, a Merchant of Death...
@nickschaefer9320
@nickschaefer9320 3 жыл бұрын
Death. You want it? It's yours my Friend....
@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH
@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH 4 жыл бұрын
Forking great read 😁
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 4 жыл бұрын
thank you
@rosebloodwater13
@rosebloodwater13 Жыл бұрын
Here's to the one's who didn't make it back home.
@Popshep
@Popshep 11 ай бұрын
Thanks!
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 11 ай бұрын
My pleasure , thank you for the dono. It is very much appreciated
@brandonmaart2202
@brandonmaart2202 3 жыл бұрын
Oh this one was goood...
@beingsneaky
@beingsneaky 3 жыл бұрын
Good story.
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
glad you enjoyed it
@dragonriderabens9761
@dragonriderabens9761 Жыл бұрын
. . . It’s a terrible day for rain 😭
@Cyberphunk303
@Cyberphunk303 3 жыл бұрын
Algorithm influenced. Duty observed.
@Monster_Ink
@Monster_Ink 3 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm!
@JohnSmith-ki5zk
@JohnSmith-ki5zk 2 жыл бұрын
GOOD got to me!!!
@ragnorockcookie2868
@ragnorockcookie2868 3 жыл бұрын
How do I make my own story for humans are space orcs? Also for the algorithm
@MashedPotatoes690
@MashedPotatoes690 3 жыл бұрын
Just write the story and post it on hfy or any other social media under humans are space orks.
@matthewbenton4767
@matthewbenton4767 2 жыл бұрын
IF they can take it, they Deserve it
@asandrewsilvaw
@asandrewsilvaw 3 жыл бұрын
Still a great story
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
:)
@nos2342
@nos2342 3 жыл бұрын
To please the algorithm
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
for the algorithm
@asandrewsilvaw
@asandrewsilvaw 4 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 4 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@StupidTired
@StupidTired 3 жыл бұрын
No body expect the Spanish inquisition
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
nope they dont
@gregewing3916
@gregewing3916 2 жыл бұрын
I never cry during stories like this. Such baseless accusations
@elfeater1760
@elfeater1760 3 жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm11
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@merlinwizard1000
@merlinwizard1000 Жыл бұрын
97th, 2 November 2023
@hughgordon6435
@hughgordon6435 3 жыл бұрын
Fta ftdv and f bob
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
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