Attacking earth is either a really good idea or the worst one imaginable. There is no in between
@AgroSquerril4 жыл бұрын
this is true
@thenthson4 жыл бұрын
@@NC54 well. We do have water and lifeforms that they may deem useful.
@robertbemis98003 жыл бұрын
@@NC54 Unless other species can’t handle the void as we could
@guntotingnerd88303 жыл бұрын
It may just be an Inhospitible rock orbiting a star, but It's our rock and by all the gods past and present we will either win or die trying.
@jacobfoss77833 жыл бұрын
@@NC54 We're also extremely spiteful. I'm willing to bet that, if there was no hope of victory, humans would nuke the earth until it was sterile of life. Just to give the aliens the finger.
@eliandervalderen58494 жыл бұрын
The moral of the first story do not attack of species that made its history fighting itself so much that they needed to come up with rules to prevent themselves from embracing Extinction. Or short do not poke the happy fun humans
@madmangoodday84154 жыл бұрын
Rule.2 Don't attack earth Rule.3 Theres always time for letting humans pet you if you body is similar to a domesticated home world animal
@AgroSquerril4 жыл бұрын
Rule 4 : Listen to my videos constantly
@greenrena85033 жыл бұрын
@@AgroSquerril Well, the rules are the rules.
@igkslife3 жыл бұрын
Rule 1?
@madmangoodday84153 жыл бұрын
@@igkslife for the love of god don't give humans your tech it only ends badly
@guntotingnerd88303 жыл бұрын
@@igkslife Don't target their young.
@stevenweaver33863 жыл бұрын
The first story reminds me of a description of the native tribes at the beginning of European colonizing: "These people are savages! When they are attacked, they fight back!"
@CLPS-yt4zg4 жыл бұрын
I like how no one talked about the 2nd story's human pettings It was actually wholesome, a terrifying species, surrounded an single, defenseless alien And just petted him/her, no care in the world
@Hyper_Drud3 жыл бұрын
And those were just the children.
@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim2 жыл бұрын
Story 1: Humans are _definitely_ rabid animals. But if you get them to like you, they're a good weapon to point at someone.
@td66477 ай бұрын
That was funny, I've never heard it put like that so, touche!😅
@utkuayranc32103 жыл бұрын
humanity is like a hive of bees. they are harmless and nice. *unless provoked*
@Fortressofironblood17763 жыл бұрын
Like hornets with attitude
@juliusmoe-nstar89423 жыл бұрын
From Honey bees to 'Roided Hornets in a min under provocation
@jacobfoss77833 жыл бұрын
*Peaceful, helpful, curious and nice
@robertbemis98003 жыл бұрын
You don’t gain protection of the laws of war until you agree to live by them
@purpledevilr74634 жыл бұрын
Humanity, absolutely unbeatable. Most of the time.
@gr8jason8064 жыл бұрын
Most of the time I think you mean ALL THE TIME!!!!
@chipjack21193 жыл бұрын
No, we're beatable but here's the thing, we're unbreakable.
@purpledevilr74633 жыл бұрын
@@chipjack2119 in a war for survival being broken and being beaten are the same thing.
@ChrissieBear2 жыл бұрын
2nd Story Xenos: "We will take what we need." Humans: "Come and take it then!"
@calvingreene902 жыл бұрын
Attacking earth is like taking antipsychotics from a mental patient.
@calvingreene903 жыл бұрын
On the plus side the next time we are attacked by Outsiders we have humans to fight alongside us.
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
yarp
@discusmaximus Жыл бұрын
For the Author(s), for the narrator Agro Squirrel, for the algorithm !!!
@GabrielHellborne3 жыл бұрын
Now is not the time to find out why we have so many rules...
@TheJMPD10 ай бұрын
Demons run when good men go to war
@ChrissieBear2 жыл бұрын
There's a sequel series to the first story called "We Are Coming For You", you should check it out!
@julonkrutor46493 жыл бұрын
Good man don´t need rules. Today is not the day to find out why we have so many ^^
@toddchidlow81125 ай бұрын
11 nice
@franzputsch2542 жыл бұрын
Thanks, Agro, you help brighten my day.
@AgroSquerril2 жыл бұрын
glad it helps
@ts256793 жыл бұрын
We offer peace and our friendship, they spit in our face and attack our home and family, yet we are the savages? We are just as much xenophilic as we are xenophobic and we even gave them the choice as to which flavour they wanted and they're angry at their choice because we didn't just roll over and die but returned their barbarism in kind. I know it's an easy way for an author to ignite our righteous anger, but these guys deserve exterminatus.
@bvc5320 Жыл бұрын
Story #2 starts at 7:58
@asandrewsilvaw4 жыл бұрын
Great reading
@allenmorgan10072 жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!
@AgroSquerril2 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@xgentis7 ай бұрын
You really improved since then.
@brianlips8346 Жыл бұрын
Thank you for the story.
@joem14802 жыл бұрын
Good men don't need rules. Pray you never find out why I so many. The Doctor
@Dragovich1153 жыл бұрын
Love your videos :D
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
Glad you like the content
@DeinocheirusWithAGun3 жыл бұрын
You need more Subs.
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
I checked under the couch , weren't any there. Maybe someone has some spare that I can have :D Thank you for the kind words
@TheMankind023 жыл бұрын
I'm doing my part!
@fakeAtlas60802 жыл бұрын
cool story!
@jasonbull6560 Жыл бұрын
For the ALGORITHM. 👍
@herrjggcchvghvtxcdgxghmhgh4 жыл бұрын
Cool
@calvingreene902 жыл бұрын
Story 2, 7:57
@ChaosLierLen2 жыл бұрын
There is also always time for a comment!
@mreeeee84263 жыл бұрын
Ah yes caption...
@johnnyrotten31759 ай бұрын
4 D 🐿️ ❗❗
@VadulTharys2 жыл бұрын
F T A
@unknown622112263 жыл бұрын
The lizards deserved retribution, but humans killed millions of children so humanity is way more in the wrong.
@jacobfoss77833 жыл бұрын
But... They. Attacked. Earth. Don't burn a person's home to the ground while they watch if you can't deal with their desire for vengeance.
@unknown622112263 жыл бұрын
@@jacobfoss7783 Yeah, but the humans attacked 23 worlds meant for babies and children. I understand attacking anywhere else, but those places.
@jacobfoss77833 жыл бұрын
@@unknown62211226 Attacking children is wrong, especially the unborn, but sometimes drastic measures must be taken to discourage your attacker, along with everyone else, from ever attacking you again. Also, I wonder if earth was a primarily civilian planet.
@TheMankind023 жыл бұрын
They were lucky the humans didn't glass everything and call it a day. We're a very genocidal people, and that's against fellow humans
@VadulTharys2 жыл бұрын
@@unknown62211226 You want to know how to defeat unbeatable dragons? Smash their eggs. Same logic.
@danielawesome363 жыл бұрын
No offense, but your narration is kinda "emotionless"😅 It's kinda all the same emotion. I mean, I hope you improved since this video😁😁😁
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
watch more and tell me :D
@danielawesome363 жыл бұрын
@@AgroSquerril quality advertisement😂😂😂
@mhelm78423 жыл бұрын
I kinda get where Daniel Awesome's coming from, but to me it's like a grand storyteller type feel. That said, I think a bit more distinction between who's speaking would help with listening. Often when listening to you I get lost and have to re listen to make sure I understand who said what, since all of them speak with the same "voice". In that way, it sounds more like a rambling grandad than a dialog. All that aside, I love your reading voice and just wanted to day keep up the work. (Also I know that this video is 9 months old at this point, but I still see it in newer vids, so I wanted to offer the suggestion)
@larsb45723 жыл бұрын
Hate the lack of texting. When you need to be silent, like putting a baby to sleep that can take half hour or if english isnt your first language, then missing something is easy.. the lack of texting just remove you from the pool of some peoples choice. You have the text already so I'm assuming its due to lazyness.