Ahmed's Translator Stories from the Middle East | PKA

[@last549]

Looks like a young kid with old man war stories . He isn’t really even trying to sell the stories to much.. it’s just how it was 🤷‍♂️ tough kid

[@oBlackIceo]

Yeah. A unit.

[@oBlackIceo]

Zah Hall you’re a crackhead bro you completely missed the point of the comment 😂😂🖕🏼

[@oBlackIceo]

He didn’t fight in a war. He was a -child-, just existing, at home, witnessing horrific shit. He’s not an old man with war stories, he’s a young man with stories from his childhood

[@oBlackIceo]

ArmchairWarrior I was replying to Mr Zah Hall for being a smartass. Sit down, nephew.

[@oBlackIceo]

ArmchairWarrior Logic is hard?

[@lolitswhiteslang]

dude’s like 21 with the stories of someone who’s 70. great guest

[@bladesmith5927]

26, he's 26 years old.

[@KanaalMTS]

Literally one minute into this video he says he's 26

[@yeetonmyfeet936]

Blade Smith u fuckin get what hes tryin to say

[@FunkBastid]

Blade Smith he’s 30. He was 13 in ‘03 and 15 in ‘05

[@KanaalMTS]

@@FunkBastid Watch the video at 1:26, he says he's nearly 27 y/o, so that would make him 26.

[@sambeck2510]

This guy should start a blog or write a book, he's got very interesting stories.

[@CurzeDesigns]

Woody always looks like he's about to drop hard R's

[@funfighters5391]

Idk why this is so accurate lol

[@berryreading4809]

what a perfect description 😂👍

[@oharrison7158]

Akkürat

[@SixOhThreeSam]

What am I reading 😂😂😂

[@crabmansteve6844]

I stay dropping hard Rs.

[@Anonymous8317]

Bring him back, he’s interesting.

[@HIPFROG100]

Isn’t this episode like 3years old lol

[@vgnhdhe]

He went back to iraq and was murdered by someone who recognised him

[@therealspicyegg4437]

@@vgnhdhe source?

[@jeremyleodin5586]

@@vgnhdhe bro no way do you have a source? If so thats fucking horrible

[@dodda]

@@vgnhdhe no he wasn't. He is still commentating every other month on Reddit.

[@jhetty6094]

Honestly we need Ahmed as a guest again. His outlook and experience is so interesting at 2020

[@Vimptocandle]

Very honest, he could so easily embellish his stories, if anything he is playing it al down.

[@NVSTRZ34]

Sounds like a nice guy. Hope he gets to do all the traveling he mentioned 👍

[@hbsavage0387]

Of course he’s a nice guy he plays magic

[@saltymcpepper5777]

What an interesting guest. It's a shame he kept getting interrupted.

[@Rubenbauer80]

Right! Shut up and let him talk.

[@maxregni9229]

robert barna lol

[@sirismcgee7103]

They interrupted him so fucking much lol

[@robertzawasky545]

taylor with the grade A questions.

[@crimsontide9532]

Long drawn out stories need interrupting

[@DirtCobaine]

It warms my heart and makes me proud our boys really respected Ahmed and motivated him and stuff. I know we’re not perfect but it makes me glad to hear we actually do help some people

[@mondaysinsanity8193]

Worth noting overseas translators are seen pretty similar to medics and lts Hurting one is a good way to turn the geneva convention into the geneva suggestion

[@jojowisa1270]

Kyle looks like a lean young labrador in this pka, nowadays he looks like a scruffier and thicker middle age labrador

[@mikehawk1673]

Prison changed him

[@tylerwilson4287]

Look at him now lmao.

[@Rubenbauer80]

Hahah it’s funny if you listen closely Ahmed sounds like FPS Russia.

[@LarryTheStrongsGamingChannel]

I'm actually good friends with Ahmed. I've asked him several times if he would be on the show if he was invited and he said he wasn't all that interested, some of the stories that are more interesting could hurt his family's image.

[@shealee3198]

Dam. He seems real cool and smart

[@TheDerpyAlpaca]

Let him know. He ate heroin not. Hash lol

[@jeremyleodin5586]

Someone said he was murdered, is there any truth to that? If so thats horrible such a nice person

[@goatpepperherbaltea7895]

@@jeremyleodin5586 did you ever find out if that was real

[@tyronewilliams1984]

@@goatpepperherbaltea7895 I heard that as well

[@terkbollin1864]

I actually learned English watching Seinfeld, my favorite show of all time .

[@sjtv6565]

Growing up in Southwest Florida you wouldn't believe how many friends i had who learned English from playing the entire Final Fantasy series

[@balisticren6155]

Youre bollin'

[@michaelmayne6097]

“Oh my god how am I going to say that”. Ahmed is a such a cool dude man

[@Kitsuragi556]

Kyle with the Russian flag in the background is hilarious. Oh, how things have changed.

[@sickmit3481]

Just imagine the police asking the translator to eat the drugs they just found on some guy in america😂

[@djbillybool8173]

this is a nice flashback keep posting highlights from older episodes, i forgot they even had this guest on !

[@marcusobeada9468]

Kyle is so into this haha .. love this clip .. thanks for this 🙏🏻

[@ryanmilner9510]

Favorite guest so far please bring Ahmed back!! Great job as always boys.

[@carlosrenteria2443]

Kyle's friends are sheltered asf .

[@ChineseGodfather]

What’s dat mean

[@bobgnarly4958]

@@ChineseGodfather meaning they haven't been exposed much to other cultures and probably think anybody and everyone from the middle east is a terrorist.

[@howey935]

What an intelligent level headed young man that guest is. I’d like to see him as a guest again.

[@therealteal620]

Bruh look up Muqtada al-Sadr, dude looks like Arab Ethan Kline 😂

[@YoungAsznee]

Dude he actually does

[@jogorg2210]

This man brought me to tears.

[@AtariBoogie]

He sounds like taylor doing a accent

[@MakerSpaceDK]

this guy is amazing lets hear some more from him ! :D

[@sambennett7606]

This was such a damn cool interview

[@drewzerbruizer]

Super interesting guest. Thanks dudes!

[@stephenlott6968]

Kyle's kinda wrong on the hash thing. Most hash made outside the US has been heat pressed. This decarboxylates all the THC, making it edible as well as smokable.

[@KerriHooper]

No, rub hash is very popular in the middle east.

[@jaytodd1566]

The loss of the lives is tragic but 40 to 3000😳 damn

[@MGS25]

Nobody gonna mention woody looking and sounding like rona got him

[@pepinyostep3592]

IKRRR

[@InfectedByZanza]

Its from 2017

[@Clda47]

Has always looked like that

[@Sage-2002]

Bro sounds like Taylor trying to fake a middle eastern accent 😂😭😂😭

[@MazeMaker4Life]

What a great vid. Id love to hear more. Fascinating stuff. Thankyou.

[@DM94JAK]

"I did make bank!"

[@cody42069420]

Good questions btw Taylor!

[@Fentmaxxerfinalboss]

Hi pka I'm a big fan of the show, keep it up

[@stillinfamous]

Where's this guy at right now?

[@simpledamon]

! still have my DVD collection from iraq!!!

[@munchymonk9021]

Imagine this guy being on JRE, or a show that’s semi competent, and actually diving into his stories instead of just trying to get a joke in.

[@zerker08]

Get this man back on

[@TheGanjologist]

Numa numa yay Numa numa numa yay

[@shane1479]

Me listening to the audio just thinking it was Tyler doing a voice 😂

[@cOdMasTER1375]

What a great guest

[@zoeybledsoe9847]

gotta stop interrupting the guy as he's telling a hard to tell story Lol

[@justincrawford2170]

Def should get compensation but then again him in the good ole USA 🇺🇸 sounds like enough to me. Merica'

[@jacobjohns6047]

A great family friend of mine is close relatives with Saddam and even he fled in the early 90's

[@captzoom1778]

That would be funny if they can change the whole tone of the war just by translating what should be said and not what they're actually saying between both sides that would be funny and everybody ends up getting along then And they really don't know what they were saying to each other it was just the translator setting the scenario that would be great if that actually had happened

[@herringtonoso4064]

The midwestern vs mideastern thing boggles my mind... They've never even met each other...

[@thomasgreen1557]

Dam lefty really put on some weight.

[@InfectedByZanza]

The podcast is from 2017, woody doesnt have China Aids, relax xD

[@concentratecorner1744]

the thc prob got heated to the point that it was activated to a extent so him eating it would still get him high lol. Thats pretty funny, since he did it so quickly it was prob just the disgusting taste that made him throw up not the high

[@MediocreTCG]

Would love to see him back on

[@G0blinRP]

Last time I was this early my wife left me

[@funfighters5391]

@Dick Thick'em okay dick thick'em

[@canUfeelMYface]

Ahmed is the only guest that i like

[@JSMsoloman5000]

I love the intro

[@lonestar1775]

I wonder if anything happened to that checkpoint after Ahmed quit...? 100% right move on his part regardless.

[@space_cakes]

This guy sounds like he plays destiny 2

[@wes788411]

Decarboxylation can happen during the curing process. If you look at the lab report of your flower, often times there is little THCA and mostly THC. You can get high by eating flower or hash, in this case. Kyle is wrong.

[@87fh]

I can't help but stare at Kyle's sensual kneecap massage

[@RockyMountainWest13]

Ahmed looks like he’s calling people about their cars extended warranty with that headset

[@steffanofumo]

Did Kyle just say nothing happens if you eat hash??? That’s the most ridiculous thing I’ve heard, I’ve gotten blasted from eating a pice of hash the size of the tip of a pencil lol

[@ALE.lethal]

Don’t lie

[@t1mmy13]

Goddamn Kyle looks so slim.

[@turnermd1302]

I'm surprised Kyle doesn't know about eating hashish, shit can get you sideways fast, especially the good shit you buy from exchange students

[@bickyboo7789]

If it's been decarbed. A dealer let me and others eat a chunk of hash and I didn't feel shit from it.

[@twos3]

is there more to this? want to see the rest if so

[@Kevin.BTCChina]

Woody at 10 minutes aint lookin to good

[@MaoMoney]

My Afghani friend made 200,000 for his translation contract

[@carrotbailey]

Amazing story. Fastest 30 minutes ever

[@andrewhdemarest]

I hope he gets to come here and make something more out of his life... he has a lot of potential and could be a very useful "tool" for ending conflict at an agency.

[@carlosdanger4648]

Hey I was in Iraq in 05’ too, cool

[@Twinjeremy]

Its very clear taylor/woody have no concept of the Military and how it works

[@93Willis93]

Woody never heard of that battle

[@genises200]

When this guy is 50 he is going to look 30

[@NckMaC]

Has Kyle never heard of a kief collector?

[@oBlackIceo]

He’s been smoking probably since you were a child. I’m sure he does.

[@jakec2229]

He probably has but the specific technique he's talking about is more common in the Middle East and Northern Africa. The way the guest was describing it, it just makes more sense.

[@ullrikegabler]

Actually this is a technique invented by the people living near nepal. I think in the middle east they do it differently.

[@JR-zi9vj]

@@oBlackIceo he only started smoking at mid 20s lol

[@reallymadperson]

R.I.P ahmed

[@Blackaddder]

how do you know he died?

[@datguytino]

So basically the Italian and Spanish forces wanted to feel important so they gave them the easy job

[@adamrae1938]

Woody got that COVID

[@gradydoran4738]

Hash is not pollen. That is all.

[@mr.smithgnrsmith7808]

@Kevin Cline they’re talking about what they call chibas, something like that, forget the name

[@scarydorito]

Y'all gay

[@howey935]

Hash has nothing to do with pollen it’s the trichomes that they are rubbing off the plant.

[@deadendzero5237]

yes this is how it works here in Iraq

[@OldSkoolGeneral]

Pollen comes from male plants, buds are female plants it's thc, not pollen common mistake.

[@deanward7219]

he said he was born in 91 i was born in 94 and im turning 29 so is age doesn't make sense?

[@artair70]

The episode was years before the air date on this channel, it was 2017 this one

[@TheImmoralNosferatuZodd]

I wonder if it was heroin, not hash.

[@natenate2280]

yes you can get high from eating hash why does Kyle think he knows everything LMAO its just not a strong high

[@billg4129]

I must be too high... but I’m 27 born in 92... how the fuck is he almost 27 when he’s born in 91? How old is this clip

[@chrisw.4318]

Is Ahmed in the US now?

[@m7mo0o]

no. somewhere in europe

[@patrickdean9797]

this is from 2017 ?

[@dwightmanne]

Yes

[@AlcoholTabacoandFirearms]

Hash is not pollen

[@hmdshokri]

that was fun

[@JFryed420]

How does Kyle have guns?

[@PKAClips]

This is from a previous episode before the arrest.

[@mvdb3106]

kyle says you dont feel anything after eating hash. thats just straight bs lol

[@simonkent2563]

Hash is inactive thc, it's gotta burn to become activated. There's a name to the process I can't remember off top

[@mvdb3106]

@@simonkent2563 i have eaten a little bit of hash and trust me you can feel it. its not nearly as strong as if you smoked it. but you do feel something

[@thebigragu9952]

@@mvdb3106 you got placeboed homie. Hash has to be ignited. That’s just how the compounds that you get high are released.

[@mvdb3106]

ok sure buddy.

[@bobriquardo5317]

stop interrupting your guests, damn.

[@stevenwood3487]

Is it just me or can you hear gun fire in the background most if the video

[@warriorcanuck697]

20:11

[@christophermartin520]

Woody looks like he doesn't give a shit and calls bullshit, Kyle is attentive and Taylor is just wanting to know more but interrupting Ahmed is a bit disappointing from him

[@francophysique5192]

Kyle looks so skinny

[@mantistoboggen9842]

Did anyone else notice Ahmed cant count born in 91 but is 26 years old? Mmmhhh DHS look into this guy something isnt right lol jk seems like a cool guy

[@mantistoboggen9842]

@@ddr4v7z oh shit your right I just noticed the rifle

[@Lazerus2008]

So, if you eat hash you don'y get stoned eh ? FFS Kyle, you know better than that. You eat a couple of gs of good hash, it gets you wasted.

[@lowverte3693]

You won't its not decomblocsted

[@mr.smithgnrsmith7808]

It has to be heated to release the thc...if it’s been cooked, like edibles it will, but you can’t just eat bud and get stoned, that’s bs

[@Lazerus2008]

What are you on about ? You mean "decarboxylation ". The removal of a carbon atom through the introduction of heat. This starts as soon as the raw material is being processed and continues as the lump of hash is beaten and worked by hand. It is then left to dry in an extremely warm shed or outhouse to carry on the process. The longer you beat it and store it, the stronger it gets but at the same time, it starts to lose its flavor, taste and smell.

[@edlomonaco]

How many times you gonna ask him to shit on American troops?

[@antweeff1037]

Had a real good laugh at him trying to pretend that eating hash would get him loopy or anything close to high, let's not forget that cannabinoids need to find their way into your bloodstream to work and just consumeing hash would only get you sick.

[@Sam-nr8sj]

Holy shit Kyle is a different human now Woody looks like he’s on drugs And Taylor looks homeless