PKA Ranks Terrible People’s Crimes from News Stories

[@PKAClips]

Which person committed the worst crime in your opinion?

[@yobamaweinstein3833]

Stinky assmurder is definitely the worst

[@mcnuggetchannel6060]

Woody, for pathetically comparing a child molester to Trump.

[@DjDeity215]

Slave owner

[@john2432]

McNugget Channel Trump was best friends with Epstein dumbass

[@alphawolfgaming8600]

Child murdered

[@stdshurt7972]

"You murder the kid to death" Ahh yes woody, the floor here is made of floor

[@alexapexgod4643]

Thought it was wood maybe even tile

[@IkEisawesome7]

glad someone else noticed it

[@ideath4lif3]

The joke works if its a verb, not a noun

[@LUR1FAX]

Walter: What particular element comes to mind? Jesse: Aah, wire!

[@Yeezus-hk7se]

Since you want to be a smart ass floor isn’t made of floor

[@Rawb1029]

Why tf would woody do a 1-10 scale with 1 being the highest lmao

[@vasilykovalenko697]

Jenna Taylia classic Woody right there

[@alldetected3106]

It kinda made sense but not really

[@ryanhoodgfb]

That was my first question too lol

[@edward3320]

Would make sense with 0 being worst I guess

[@joesickler5888]

Watch out when woody says she’s a 10.

[@RubberTheRedneck]

Kyle had the worst crime of all

[@dynamicpaintball]

I still love his quote from the other PKA "I HAD AN OUNCE OF MARIJUANA, AS YOU CAN TELL I WAS A REAL DANGER TO SOCIETY"

[@herebutnever]

@@dynamicpaintball link for video?

[@dynamicpaintball]

@@herebutnever it wasn't the show directly after he got out because he had a guest, I think it might've been the one with blametruth and tucker?

[@austinpowers8550]

Right he had 14 grams of thc concentrate. He was obviously supporting terrorism I've seen the commercials explaining how weed supports it.

[@rottenman2410]

@@herebutnever I know what video it is but I’m not going to tell you

[@erikfreeman45]

The child death is the worst outcome The slavery was the worst evil action Pretty sure the comments all depend on whether you're focusing on the action or the outcome more

[@datguytino]

Idk murder is a pretty evil action

[@AzSin75]

murder is pretty evil, and so is beating them with objects.

[@auzzie5424]

being a liberal is evil

[@dynamicpaintball]

@@datguytino murders evil bit slavery arguably causes more pain and suffering since it's over a very long time. At least the victim in murder suffers for a few minutes and then there relief.

[@thelukesternater]

Wisdom is knowing better, Smarts is knowing.

[@blakebramley9171]

16:32 “it’s really infuriating to be triggered by something you can’t punch”-Kyle 2020

[@willardv]

The podcast was from 2017

[@alexs1242]

best quote ever. Tho kyle is wrong, I tested his theory and at least I was able to hit a kid with a closed fist and also with an open hand they don't have force fields or what ever kyle thinks they have.

[@bickira]

Woody's quote of the day: "Murder a kid to death"

[@MainMythLegend]

@キイキイ t o l I f e

[@apachehelicopter_4659]

I think Kyle calling the slave guy "crispy neck" was better

[@seeds8631]

With a fairly unwiped asshole*

[@MandenTV]

4:50 lmao woody “oh man, so you *murder* a kid to *death* with what I presume is a poorly wiped asshole”

[@lynnwalkerkelly]

"You want the greasy neck" That shit sent me

[@afez2752]

3:55 taking baby sitting to a new extreme

[@cooginald]

I love that the entire segment on the Conway Slavedriver was Kyle and Taylor engaging in a podcast and Woody reading an article on the definition of one word and trying to find a way to interject the fact that he now knows the definition in there somewhere lmao.

[@thomasthetank7949]

The real question is why is a 64 year old woman’s cousin 9 years old?

[@oliverattwell8013]

Also can't quite get my head around that!

[@Xictlii]

what do you mean? I got a niece who has a 5 year old child. My parents are 56 and 63.

[@WhatsWithAndy]

@@Xictlii lmao doesn’t make u two cousins

[@Xictlii]

@@WhatsWithAndy I’m pretty confused on the family terms. I think it’s first cousin once removed I’m not sure, I’m talking about my mothers sister who has a 36 year old daughter and now she has a daughter who’s 4 years old

[@thomasthetank7949]

@@Xictlii im so goddamn confused

[@Austin.Kilgore]

My god… that made me facepalm so hard I legitimately can feel a slight coming on 17:32. Lol God, at times Woody *really* reminds me of one of the 40 year old broads on “The View”. ( Particular whenever Trump get mentioned ). Lol Also I hands down think the cow sitting on and k*lling the child is by far worse.

[@Brandon-wr1ie]

I hate woodys take on pretty much everything regarding politics.

[@TotinosOtherBoy]

I dont even like Trump but god that comment was cringe, and it doesnt even make coherent sense

[@justinmartin4662]

My uncle was like 400 lbs, when I was around 8 he was playing around with like a second cousin and I when he decided it would be a good idea to sit on me, it was only like a minute but I was already sort of out of breathe and wasn’t able to prepare. When you have someone that big on your body there is no breathing, my mouth wasn’t covered but the weight on my diaphragm made it so I couldn’t take a breathe or even talk to tell him to get off. Thankfully he got off right about as I was starting to see my life pass before my eyes. I didn’t react to it in the best way either. I can get awfully angry when I’m injured or something like that and so I went off on him and called him a fat ass or far fuck or something like that, have always felt bad about that even though I’ve since found out he’s likely a chomo that supposedly molested my cousin, and of course since he’s divorced my aunt he’s since become a priest. So perfect, except that he apparently like girls which is why my parents thought it was fine to leave me alone with him.

[@gonufc]

I find the idea that it's "worse" because he's black so weird. I'm not American but how on Earth does Historical context make an individual's subjective suffering any different?

[@street8651]

because

[@aj200415]

street let me guess, BLM? That’s why? He’s right, the torture that you endure has no Relevance to whether your black white mexican whatever.....the pain one goes through is the same all the way around. Kyle is getting confused, the IDEA of doing it to a black man over a white man sounds worse contextually because of the historical relevance of slavery

[@limitisillusion7]

It doesn't.

[@aWildeAntar]

aj200415 It’s definitely worse because it was calculated and racially charged. Not just because the man was black. I think that’s what Kyle was inferring.

[@street8651]

aj200415 are you okay

[@Raiju1997]

325 odd pounds might be enough to turn the kid into paper...

[@HenrikoMagnifico]

Something about what that woman did sounds... Familiar

[@oswaldii3258]

I can't breathe offic-

[@epsiscell917]

Floyd said he couldn't breathe way before he was on the ground. They tried to put him in the back of the car and by request he was put on the ground. Watch bodycam footage numbnuts

[@MohamadDasyrian]

@@epsiscell917 The toxicology report shows he had a dose over lethal of Fentnal and amfetamines. He took all his stuff when he saw the cops coming and he had a pre-existing heart condition. Misspellings are intentional because youtube deletes a lot of comments with edgy words

[@prometha4592]

@@MohamadDasyrian your country deserves everything that comes to it

[@MohamadDasyrian]

@@prometha4592 careful, you might cut yourself on that edge buddy.

[@psay865]

I’ve been watching y’all for a month now and I wish I’d known y’all earlier cuz y’all are just great keep it up man y’all are too funny

[@blackgoatwithathousandyoun5785]

LOL @ Kyle saying "Didnu Nuthin" near the beginning.

[@kalroy1230]

My right eye is permanently a little more closed than my left, it gets waaaaay worse and 100% noticeable when I’m high or upset

[@psilosclipcorner1455]

I wanna see kyles search history. Where’s bohemian Grove guys

[@roanoneill3937]

I like your name ;)

[@josiahcone7506]

Likewise. Terence Mckenna "find the others" (:

[@optionalbread42]

It’s real worrying what I’m see here.

[@fro16883]

hands down the dude that enslaved the handicapped guy is the worst on this list.

[@davidbengtssonasgarali9391]

Woody killin it with differential diagnosis. Looks like bell’s to me to!

[@JaneDoe-md8wy]

"It was probably the first time" "And the last"

[@charliezelenowski2701]

Even the older stuff is great. What's worse about about the slavery thing is that the man was making a conscious decision every day to keep that man enslaved to him. Even without the history of black people being used as slaves, that's brutal. Even here in the U.K we are taught about what pieces of shit we were for taking part and orchestrating a huge chunk of the slave trade. There was one black family in my entire school of 1,000+ people and this was taught to us way before they moved to our school too, so it wasn't just for show or anything. Our History teacher was a great guy though, his name was Mr. Bond like I could ever forget. He made sure we weren't spared the horrible details of what happened.

[@MandenTV]

Yeah, reading about the Barbary Slave Trade fucked me up. Even learning that European women were sold in Turkish markets as recently as the early 1900s was wild to me. What a horrific crime.

[@switchtheflip9422]

Eh, a crime against an adult is less evil than one against a child, imo.

[@nikogottlick9923]

And it’s murder compared to severe abuse

[@JohnSmith-hs2dk]

Oh yeah I've totally heard of that working... Sitting on people well they say I can't breathe is a fantastic way to make them calm down, never would anyone do just the opposite and freak out. Some people just shouldn't have been born.

[@levid5102]

One of the best pkas, everyone is so on point

[@novarity6561]

The kid that got crushed, suffered for a short time before he died. That poor enslaved man suffered horrid treatment and conditions for so long he probably wished he was dead. But that release never came. Making the latter the worst. I just hope the poor guy is ok.

[@raymondborchik2377]

When I was 14 I dated a girl that was my same age. She accused me of rape but luckily everyone she told asked for evidence and knew I wasn’t that bad of a person so it didn’t spread 😅

[@hbsavage0387]

Your ass is lucky

[@Theslothwithadhd]

Did anybody else get freaked out when they started talking about how Ronald McDonald just got cut out I mean they really just curved Ronald McDonald the scariest thing is that I didn't even notice

[@Theslothwithadhd]

The woman: 9.5 The guy: 10 Last guy: 8

[@PortCityBalrog]

I really dont like how woody is always trying judge people. Not in the context of the subject matter of the video, but about how that woman HAS to have bells palsey or that mans eyes are low because he HAS to be on drugs. Seems to me that Woody is the real monster here :(

[@MasterTangerines]

I mean if you're comparing him to those people they talked about, no Woody is nowhere near those people, but he can be judgemental

[@jamesbailey4007]

It's all relevant I mean the woman looks like she might have had a stroke, unilateral facial droop is a huge indicator, with that in mind if she did have a stroke she very well may not be all there anymore depending on how fucked her brain is after. I mean sure they may not be true, but he isn't getting these ideas from thin air

[@funwithfrank7522]

Woody is just trying too sound smart and show that he has knowledge kn some medical topics. I catch myself being a dick like that sometimes....nowhere near as often though as I'm not trying too impress thousands of people

[@knuckledragger4648]

One day See Kyle is going to reveal his true power levels and nobody will be ready.

[@themanhimself3]

He came out completely jacked. The proficiency was right!

[@Ash-lp1fl]

This aged like wine

[@KuroiGaruga]

I feel kyle has the right of it to an extent. Intent shows how disgusting internally a person is. While the crazy lady did kill a child it wasnt her intent to do so, she called the police on herself and seems to show that she would have atleast stopped at some point andended up stopping too late. However the other examples are of people who would have never actually stopped. You could really end up looking at it more as which one is a more deplorable villain, and I think between the one who intends to prolong suffering versus one who intends to hurt another but stops too late, the first is more deplorable.

[@b16mon_sta86]

as the former protector of earth realm would say "there are fates worse than death"

[@makeitrainepoker6355]

Kyle should start streaming some online poker.. I'd personally love that shit

[@OhCanaDave]

4:50 "what I presume is a poorly wiped asshole..." -Woody 🤣🤣🤣

[@quarternipp]

The fact that someone can purposefully and deceptively do that to another human being just because they can. I can't fathom why someone could justify that in their own mind.

[@shelby5809]

good for you..?

[@JaxStudioProductions]

The child murder was worse, most definitely intentional. You can always recover from trauma but of course you can't from death.

[@MGP2210]

The groper should've gotten a smidge of metal pipe on an arm as part of his lesson.

[@Kronix86]

I don't think Kyle likes kids much. >

[@MediocreTCG]

Murder is obviously worse in short sight, but thinking broad spectrum and logically, the slavery thing is absolutely horrid to imagine. F to the kid regardless.

[@ryanmiller8372]

Woody whiffed hard on that trump joke

[@wafflesmcgallagher934]

Yeah, kind of a smooth brain joke

[@stevensmiddy2737]

We need more Taylor Religion Stories please lol

[@vandieselcuuuz]

I second that

[@BennettsShed]

Third

[@dubdubberson]

fourth

[@lexlax999]

His lungs weren’t able to expand so he couldn’t breath at all

[@Gwazi]

15:44 I frickin love Taylor lmfao

[@NPC-0013]

Why does woody always need explaining more then once

[@haydenm5319]

A women on meth in Missouri tried to microwave a baby and eat it. When police asked her what she ate she said chicken wings

[@FoB952]

That cant be real.

[@josephpruitt2067]

shooting your wad is a term that refers to soldiers with muskets shooting their bullet, which came wrapped in a paper wad with the black powder. shooting your wad + yankee doodle way of saying shooting your round

[@Learntogrow420]

Where are my juggalos!!!

[@Tarumarugan]

Gotta go with the child killer being worse. I’m blk, I’ve worked in restaurants, I’ve been called slurs, and everyone from my brother to certain exes have questioned my mental capacity, so I can empathize completely with the second guy, but I still think the child killer is worse.

[@hbsavage0387]

How long did you work in the restaurant industry. Also I personally think the slavery was worse in terms of evilness which is kinda the context of what the discussion was which act was more deplorable and one was possible mentally challenged person being put in charge of a smaller child and the other is man forcing another mentally challenged man to work till the brink of collapse for an absurdly long time while also beating and burning him with scolding hot grease. So in terms of deplorability I think the slavery one is worse. For a frame of reference the women who killed the child is a terrible person and probably is on the slower side of mental ability and I would know this because my Great Aunt was medically as intelligent as 14 year old and my 7 year old cousin ended up dying because of it.

[@goodrobot1]

"Slangin that canal!"

[@alik5972]

2:20 sounds too familiar

[@pacolet2994]

Abusing and murdering a child is definitely worse, it's not even remotely close.

[@elf3477]

If woody says "sawl" instead of "saw" one more time

[@closewatermelon]

I’d like to think I would just quit, but I also feel like I may have been pushed over the edge at the scald of the tongs…

[@MrStevie63]

I do see stroke in that lady. Great call wood

[@treyball6981]

10:22 "And the last"

[@getbogged]

The Ronald McDonald cancer thing still exists and the money earned from shamrock shake sales go to that organization. Not that that’s important but it’s specific knowledge that I have lmao

[@jarredlkling]

"or like Axe wound" hahahaha

[@wrhisgaming8404]

The worst person you could put on that is someone who double parks

[@shipley2800]

3:56 woodys face

[@xk1800]

am i the only one who’s confused on how a 64 year old black woman can have a white 9 year old cousin?

[@jackleskovac3246]

Thank you so was I

[@jagerfromgsg945]

That’s the first thing I thought.

[@danieljean-charles9207]

Not that hard to believe if you think about it for a bit say the woman's mother has a younger sister or brother by 20 years or so and then they have children then the children could be drastically younger then thier cousins.

[@sherlockbatmanholmes892]

I used to meet Ronald McDonald a lot since my dad used to own some McDonald’s. He is the only clown who was not horrifying

[@auzzie5424]

your dad must be fat as fuck

[@kingjoe3rd]

Woody: "It's wrong to enslave a black man?"

[@wafflesmcgallagher934]

"We've all had moments of anger" you're right, I have killed 50 kids.

[@ambrose788]

Killing a kid is definitely the worst.

[@jdnullity2182]

Enslavement is worse, death is a blessing!

[@aleks_jones]

"everything was fine until 2010" "THIS GUY WAS ENSLAVED AND TORTURED FOR 2 DECADES" reading comprehension = 0

[@alyssarichardson2544]

Yeah it was actually 5 years iirc

[@eugenesis8188]

19:00 Taylor finally revealed his power level.

[@Frantissimo]

all im gonna say is id rather be dead than to be tortured and ensalved (to an extent)

[@oogieboogie1578]

Bozophobia is a fear of clowns😂😂

[@tboguthh]

Woody was drinking coffee

[@nickfaganello3050]

Ronald McDonald house is still in Canada i hear ads on the radio a lot

[@joki8665]

Kyle: "she had pants"

[@FaithLuvUnbroken]

That story made me physically uncomfortable 😫

[@andrewmaddox2889]

I agree with Kyle

[@snickle1980]

As a floridian...this is getting old. I might have to move. Soonish. its too hot right now. I'll move soon though.

[@fey879]

The child died quickly, brutal death but died quickly. The mentally disabled man was tortured for 20 YEARS. Both are terrible BUT the disabled man being abused is worse

[@shelby5809]

19:16 oooof that was awful to witness

[@scar7633]

The enslaved person was worse to me due to it going over 20 years of time that kid was 9 and that's horrible and I get that but 20 years of time is 2 times the amount of time lived and this man was dependant it feels worse to me even tho that woman obviously did what she did

[@soyboytroy148]

People recover from traumatic happenings. Being murdered is so much worse. Otherwise we would give the death penalty instead of 20 year sentences.

[@HarrisonCountyStudio]

The man was enslaved for the 5 years under the new owner… not 20

[@Chawkes420]

Ronald McDonald’s house is still operating in my city where the hell did kyle hear that???

[@hudsoned7346]

Gonna have to go with Taylor on this one, child murder makes even modern slavery seem like a misdemeanor

[@Jester556]

woody…some people have facial asymmetry

[@Foxracing218]

My mom love to use knives lol

[@jessehenderson2967]

Murder can be a heat of the moment thing, terrible, but a flash decision, Slavery and torture over a long period of time? Pure hate.

[@wafflesmcgallagher934]

Why is the slave owner WORSE than the child killer?

[@carlosdanger4648]

Rogan definitely says that all the time

[@WhatsWithAndy]

Why did woody skip the part that explains the girl who sat on the kid video

[@markshirley7773]

Laffin n joking and then judgement on who's worse!?!?!? Seriously!?!?! I adore y'all

[@trencher325]

Have there been any new guest that the crew has offended?

[@hockeyskater11]

Sailing the Vagabond, they were so uncomfortable lol

[@weirdsciencethe2nd205]

Yaa wan da greasy neck Boi 😂

[@GadzWolf11]

About 11 minutes in, a good point about crushing was brought up. Suffocation via lack of air is different from suffocation via the inability to inhale. Like how it's so dangerous to stand inside a grain silo on top of all the grain, because it could shift and suck you down into the grain, and there's no room for your chest to expand to draw in a breath. If the "lady" was on top of the kid, it's possibly that the kid was unable to breath because his lungs couldn't expand to draw in air, as opposed to maybe holding a pillow over someone's face so they can't draw in enough air despite their body otherwise operating properly with no physical restrictions.

[@louisb.6149]

Look at healing hands dude tho, his face is all sagging and his weird eye. Either he had a stroke or he was shot and that’s a glass eye, I’m calling it

[@howey935]

Killing the kid is the worst.

[@nickegbg]

the woman who sat on a child was the worst of all

[@JDog801]

Woody the Rogan fan girl

[@masonshell1903]

That slavery incident was worse but not by far they’re close in my opinion

[@prestonspears6078]

Child murder gets death penalty Almost slave guy get 25 year no parole Last guy 20 years and is labeled sex offender while in general population. And is a sex offender for life.

[@prestonspears6078]

Also fuck woody, for comparing the last guy to Donald trump.

[@gingersaremad]

Child murderer is definitely worse