Ahsoka: a show about Nothing

[@TenementFunnster]

At this point you don’t even have to tell us a Disney Star Wars production is bad, it’s just something we know.

[@guidedmeditation2396]

Just like Westerns, Bell Bottoms and Disco. Disney's Wahmmin-In-Space Girl Boss movies and series have passed their prime and the public is ready for something else. How about Teenage Mutant Trans Wimmin (of color) in space movies and series?

[@angrybellsprout]

​@@guidedmeditation2396did you not see how they ruined april?

[@screech3859]

It's not just Star Wars. Anything Disney puts out nowadays is pure trash.

[@stickthelanding4785]

Andor along with mandalorian season 1 and 2 are the only ones I actually liked

[@lawjef]

Marvel: hold my beer…

[@rexlumontad5644]

Take a sip every time Ahsoka crosses her arms when trying to make herself look serious.

[@BlackHeartRyo]

My poor liver would not survive

[@lawjef]

She exerted more effort while crossing her arms and sighing than she did during any of her light saber battles. The ambien is strong with this one…

[@portalmanHUN]

You'd be rushed into the hospital for a good stomach washing halfway into episode 1.

[@thetruth45678]

Not recommended. I lost three friends this way. RIP

[@Necoarcgamingofficial]

I experienced liver failure because of this comment

[@sutton4791]

Shout out to Treasure Planet, for being one of the most underrated Disney films of all time.

[@KathrynTestBot]

Yeah, I've seen people call out the LOTR reference, but this is the first time I heard of the Treasure Planet ones. Sadly, I think in a different time line where there the sequel trilogy actually was decent, I might have enjoyed it. But everyone knows where this leads: Luke dying and being replaced by a female Palpatine.

[@roshinn4068]

Treasure Planet was a great movie

[@chriswihulu]

I still question why, of all the movies Disney could give a live action remake to, why they wouldn't start with Treasure Planet or even Atlantis the lost kingdom, which both didn't do super well, but could be awesome in live action...

[@drlca6601]

even that last sentence, while not my choice, could be made to work... but it's not just the plot, it's the execution as well. Everything, all around has been terrible with Disney. Mando S1 and S2 are the only good things they ever made, as well as one single act of Rogue One.@@KathrynTestBot

[@drlca6601]

they would butcher them and cuck Milo.@@chriswihulu

[@graven6102]

I love how those stormtroopers with guns just walked to Sabine to get themselves killed instead of walking away from her.

[@juan0808]

Not just that, they are intentionally aiming for the plates in her armor one at a time. Instead of overwhelming her with a barrage of shots.

[@dafirelive]

People act like this hasn’t been a thing in Star Wars since the beginning.

[@absolutedegenerate2992]

​@@dafireliveeh kinda just less egregious

[@elliottb7009]

yeah the stormtroopers missed shots but they always just stood and shot not run in to die. they had some combat sense.@@dafirelive

[@dafirelive]

@@elliottb7009 Well how can they have common sense if they are controlled mindless undead zombies? We them rising up after being slashed a couple of time.

[@camerongunn7906]

I still love how Sabine is "not a jedi" or even force sensitive, but she out there blocking blaster bolts one handed.🙃🤡🌎

[@dafirelive]

When? She only did 2 very simple force moves at the very end. Forced pulled her lightsaber. The very first thing a Padiwan attempts doing when the both get their lightsaber and learn the basics of force, and force push Ezra onto the ship. In rebels when she had the dark saber she was also getting some force training.

[@PaulSmith-nb6md]

​@@dafireliveExcept she never got force training because Kayden said she had zero potential. Meaning she wasn't force sensitive at all. She got off screen training in an art she couldn't use, and showed no potential until the final 20 minutes of a 360 minute series.

[@dafirelive]

@@PaulSmith-nb6md No she did have some potential. Not a lot, but a tiny bit. If she didn’t, she wouldn’t have needed training for the dark saber as it would have acted as a normal sword, or as other people say about the lightsaber stab “only Jedi could wield lightsabers because of how much force you need to not get burned.” Kayden stated himself “She so … Mandalorian.”

[@hilosky]

​@@dafirelivethey established previously that you need training to wield the dark saber, because it is really heavy unlike normal lightsabers. Also, she uses blasters so she would need as much melee experience as possible.

[@dafirelive]

@hilosky You know the reason why it's heavy because of the force right?

[@harrydbastard]

The most impressive thing about Disney is how fast they can burn through money and at no point does anyone take responsibility in fact they blame the fans for them failing

[@inendlesspain4724]

That's most of modern day Hollywood, really. Disney is just the most extreme example of this.

[@NyneIX9]

They could have cured world hunger at this point with all the money they wasted... Okay maybe not the world but at least a mid-sized country

[@sayLeotardbutsayitChinese]

In a way, it is our fault. In that we're not such braindead idiots that we could actually be entertained by anything they make.

[@qui-gonrick7002]

If they avoid putting white men in the lead, they can call everyone racist or sexist for not liking it.

[@Andragil717]

@@Leunenkoenig Difference is they can actually force you to pay up whatever they deem necessary and no need for the badmouthing. 😂

[@confusedpuggo8294]

Just to test it out, I tried speaking in that “stoic and empowered” tone to my friends. They asked me to stop talking like an enlightened walnut.

[@gatchywatchyentertainmentb2090]

Brilliant

[@lawjef]

Maybe you didn’t do enough deep sighs? That is key in the Ashoka universe…

[@chriswihulu]

"Enlightened Walnut"... Not sure when or even if I'll ever use that, but I am writing it down!

[@intruefaith7612]

Sounds British. Still think "absolute lettuce" is my favorite Brit slang I've heard.

[@Theranthrope]

**Dramatically Folds Arms**

[@spicethief4826]

The actor playing sabine is actually very good. Never before have I seen the "smug bitch face" done to the point I wanted to punch my screen.

[@Arrowhead1972]

😂😂😂😂

[@spencerstevens2175]

That's the only prerequisite to be on these shows

[@theStarkArts]

It's just as bad after being animated into a Fortnite character

[@karlosfandango5705]

Uh, Captain Marvel says hello. Also Batwoman.

[@aleccampbell7707]

RBF

[@asura48]

Politicians: your gas stoves and eating meat is destroying the planet Disney:............ya just dump the 50 tons of unsold star wars toys at the landfill.... 🤣🤣

[@wearenumberone1111]

naah its your everyday citizens fault either way not the billion dollar companies

[@AsymmetricalCrimes]

I mean livestock farming is incredibly space inefficient and a huge drain on resources...

[@PodreyJenkin138]

​@@AsymmetricalCrimeshow many people do you know who are farming 1000a of heads of cattle? That's still the fault of a corporation or at best a local ranch Either way meat eating is not killing the planet, we could farm cows at this capacity for 2k years more and we'd be fine, that alone will not harm anyone

[@AsymmetricalCrimes]

@@PodreyJenkin138 That is objectively false. Livestock farms use up 40% of the world's grains and 74 trillion gallons of water a year in the US alone. Resources wasted on livestock and not humans. Not to mention what livestock farming does to the land itself in places like Brazil. Livestock doesn't have to be our only source of meat nor am I suggesting to cut it entirely, just scaled back. Aquacultural farming could produce way more meat than livestock at almost zero environmental impact.

[@PodreyJenkin138]

@@AsymmetricalCrimes yes and we could sustain that for 2,000 years, you don't "use" water it is recycled by both human hands and the earth water cycle/table, and the majority of grain isn't fed to people that's a misconception, plus we are squandering our most arable land in areas like Western Russia, recently Ukraine and the American basin

[@HerculesBallsInc]

I have a poster of Ashoka crossing her arms and have been watching that for weeks thinking it was the actual show. Then I watched the actual show and found out that the poster had higher entertainment value.

[@thelastmotel]

Disney: Our merch sales across all brands are down 70% Also Disney : If our shows and movies lose money, it's okay, we'll make it back on the merch

[@fajaradi1223]

Don't forget to tell the merch factory in China to lower their prices. Or we move the production to Vietnam or Bangladesh, whichever cheaper than China.

[@happyguy0105]

@@fajaradi1223 If you beat the child labor you don't even have to pay them, further cutting costs

[@mrbisshie]

@@fajaradi1223 It's okay, they don't have to pay the Uyghurs a whole lot to make Star Wars merch 19 hours a day.

[@Dembilaja]

Disney: We have to make more toys of fat black lesbians

[@ThereIsAlwaysaWay2]

​@@happyguy0105 China don't even have kids, hard to have child labor when there's no kids around. And the very rare kids they have are treated like kinds and queens and are the stars of their family.

[@rexlumontad5644]

Lightsabers nowadays are easy to survive and walk it off like barely an inconvenience.

[@camerona2509]

Hey that's a thing from that other youtube channel!

[@badbeatlover23]

Referencing Other KZbin channels is tight!

[@portalmanHUN]

Except when you're a star fighter. Then you blow up from a graze.

[@Kitty255Again]

​@@camerona2509You could say that surviving a Lightsaber is super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@GELTONZ]

Err...ummm...maybe the batteries were low?

[@zsoul3367]

i feel no sympathy for disney here. they let this happen

[@Nartanek]

Not only they let it happen but they pushed for it, claimed everyone who warned them that this exact situation would happen was a racist and a bigot and everything, and the mainstream medias was a clapping seal in the background. Paid critics and everything. They absolutely deserve everything they got, you reap what you sow.

[@maccagrabme]

The character looks ridiculous, I dont even have to watch it to know the acting will be terrible.

[@robotsaysbeebooboop]

​@@Raya-ir4tmthey can make it and they can watch it

[@Xbalanque84]

Correction: *_They MADE this happen._* ESG scores are a Mark of the Beast, and Iger was promised that all it would take to get into the Beast's inner circle would be the sacrifice of -his firstborn child- all of an infinitely better man's children, that great man's extended family, plus quite a few more -slaves- children who he -kidnapped- -bought- adopted. Brand demolition was always the goal, and Iger rolled with it because he was dumb enough to believe the astroturfed messaging would be effective enough help him financially/politically, or thought whatever losses Disney incurred would be short-term enough to not affect his rise to power during The Great Reset. Now he and his minion Darth Menopause are left holding the bag in an empire of ashes, shame, and crimes long buried finally seeing the light of day again. *Let them share the prophecied fate of the Beast, Dragon, False Prophet, and Whore of Babylon.*

[@Xbalanque84]

​@@robotsaysbeebooboop On loop for eternity in Hell.

[@yaboiportch]

Poor Ray Stevenson. They dedicated the show to him and then proceeded to drop trou and crap on the floor for their performance. What an honor.

[@zacharyrollick6169]

I'd say that Carrie Fisher in The Last Jedi and Ray Stevenson in Ahsoka are proof enough that losing the will to live can kill you.

[@aleccampbell7707]

He and sass-bot only good thing about the entire series

[@thomasg2488]

Star Wars: "Stop beating our corpse!" Disney: "NEVER!"

[@Osiris.V88]

You know you've damaged a franchise beyond recognition when people leave thinking: I wonder what DSP is up to?

[@imnotcreative2214]

"Oops is the camera on?! - DarkSidePhil aka DSP

[@kevinhixson1586]

@@imnotcreative2214 "camera was on the whole time huh!?... I didn't even know... hello"-DarkSidePhil AKA DSP.

[@Markbell73]

What are Digital Service Providers up these days........ Same old shenanigans I suppose.

[@dean_l33]

@@kevinhixson1586 Didn't DSP tried a Chris chan and decide to get pronouns to bang some chick?

[@bloodgodalucard4769]

I'd unironically rather watch the Pigroach crank out an industrial size jar of baby batter than be forced to watch the new Star Wars shows. I'd even offer him words of encouragement and throw him some lube. Keep going little fella you can do it. Just think of Hogan. Those oily rippling muscles as he pops out of those gacha packs you love so much. Give it to Daddy Hogan, Phil. 🤣Just don't put Star Wars on. I'll even polish off Khet when Tyrone's had his turn. Anything's better than the alternative.

[@HattaTHEZulZILLA86]

Let's take a minute here and think about what Ahsoka sounds like to a Japanese person: "あ、そうか" A word Japanese people tend to say when they want to say "oh, I see!" but usually in a disinterested way.

[@nicksrandomreviews]

See, this was an intentional easter egg to the fanbase, who displayed nothing but apathy to the franchise after the prequels.

[@joerob5917]

A bit of a spelling error but your point stands about the disinterest

[@viktorvondoom5950]

Nice

[@Theranthrope]

"あ、くま" Akuma: "Oh, a bear!"

[@ServantBerserkerZero]

​@@nicksrandomreviews further proof that Dave Filoni is truly a genius /S

[@pencilcase8068]

This show is the media embodiment of "let me copy your homeworks I'll change it up my dudes"

[@AldentheBlue]

HeelVSBabyFace covered this "story" structure perfectly in the past. But the story structure is essentially "And then this happened, and then this happened, and then this happened." But nothing adds up, nothing contributes to the plot. Things just... happen.

[@eddardgreybeard]

Like a toddler telling a story while playing with action figures.

[@AldentheBlue]

@@eddardgreybeard Yeah, pretty much. That's a genuinely good way to simplify it.

[@mashedpotat9565]

In the beginning sequence, where the text scrolls by. It says that Ashoka is a Jedi knight... She never completed her training but I guess being an independent women gives you those skills

[@rexlumontad5644]

If Grand Admiral Thrawn was sent to a galaxy far far away, he would have used this opportunity to expand and strengthen his forces, recruit the worlds' population to be his new soldiers and laborers, and use their resources to build more bases and ships. To prepare his return and link up with the Imperial Remnants.

[@VanTesla]

If this was OG Thrawn, he would have done just that. Heck, given that we know this further galaxy has resources to use, sentient life, and besides the whales, one planet has a hill statue monument of the Father, Son, and Daughter. Thrawn should have, in a decade, figured a way back himself with the help of the population in that Galaxy. Also, he would have killed Ezra or convinced him to work with him given 10 years on the same planet... Instead of seemingly ignoring him and the crab people besides the mentioned past runs... Honestly, besides making Thrawn look incompetent, non-threatening, and a idiot even compared to the worst Rebels version. Even Ezra was made ridiculous, which is Dave's own creation, as same as Ahsoka, Sabine, and Hera. Dave either gave up completely or lost the competent ghost writer he relied on in the past to give passable retcon EU stories... So now he just makes completely trash retread EU stories with his characters taking the spotlight...

[@portalmanHUN]

Why would he even want to return anyway? If he's such a threat he could have taken over the galaxy he's in. I guess he just decided to chill on a grey rock planet and eat donuts for a decade.

[@VanTesla]

@@portalmanHUN If we went with OG Thrawn, who isn't Ahsoka Thrawn or Rebels Thrawn. He would want to come back to ensure the security of the Chiss Ascendancy and to prevent the threat of the Yuuzhan Vong. The sad joke is if Thrawn won if it was original, Thrawn wouldn't be that terrible. He wasn't straight evil like Palpatine, and he was just pragmatical and willing to do things abhorrent for what he saw as the greater good. This is Ahsoka Thrawn, though, and he is just an idiot who sacrifices unnecessarily. OG Thrawn would think Ahsoka Thrawn is a fool better left stranded.

[@naamadossantossilva4736]

I will give you one reason to return : Chiss women.After 10 years in a sausage fest in other galaxy Thrawn would be thinking of few things besides blue pussy.

[@drlca6601]

What's worse is it's only a matter of time before every single EU character is brought back and completely tarnished. I remember being a 12yo kid in 2005, when news of George's 100 hrs of live action Star Wars TV was first announced. I dreamed of a Star Wars universe where George would curate and modify the best parts of the EU into a perfect continuation of his vision. I could have never imagined what would be waiting for us in the future. Truly the end of all the major franchises. They didn't go out with a bang either, just a whimper. RLM's Rich Evans said it best when he said something to the effect of "If you would've told me I would be paid to watch Star Trek (insert popular media) and I would dread doing so, I would've never believed you." (paraphrase) @@VanTesla

[@georgehouliaras7239]

Ashoka is just Dave Filoni's blow doll instead of a character at this point. Maybe it always was.

[@justiceforjoggers2897]

Don't forget her casting couch arc

[@robertbeisert3315]

Based on what I've heard about similar "creators" (cough Roddenberry cough), the other writers are usually the ones holding the reins and producing the parts people liked. In many cases, the guy who gets the credit literally wrote bad smut the whole time.

[@nardopolo7407]

it always was.

[@Kanudelgruber]

We all know Filunny wanted that alien cunny

[@malicekerendu3574]

​@@robertbeisert3315That's the case for so many stories. Avatar was great, but the legend of korra was a tumblr fanfic. If ff7 wasn't so rushed it would've had the awful writing of kingdom hearts. Although they're doing it anyways with ff7;re

[@adamshafeeq8685]

It'sAGundam is a perfect example of "honesty without kindness is just brutality"

[@Safaridor]

I feel like I have better chances of searching the trenches for good fanfiction of whatever fandom than what is being released as canon.

[@QuatrinaVR]

That’s basically what I do lol

[@rexlumontad5644]

It's hilarious that Anakin appears before Ahsoka to train her but not his son Luke who needed it when rebuilding the Jedi Order from scratch.

[@dafirelive]

Like anakin only knows how to fight. Not how to run the jedi order.

[@angrybellsprout]

They literally hid Luke from him...

[@chriswihulu]

While I agree, Anakin has more experience doing the opposite of that, just saying...

[@mgeller854]

@@angrybellsproutthey hid him? That ended the moment Luke starts facing him he rebuilt the order after he turned against the darkside and vader sacrificed himself so Luke could kill the emperor they decided to resurrect for the o so powerful Reytard to reykill.

[@jimmyboy131]

@@dafireliveHe knows how NOT to run a Jedi order so that at least could be helpful.

[@jamaalforteify]

Wasn't the zombie stormtroopers from a star wars book? Idea snatching is the Hollywood game now.

[@paulnash9851]

It was. It’s from the EU book, “Death Troopers” They couldn’t even be arsed to vaguely change the name. 🤷🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

[@screech3859]

Palpatine coming back through clones was also part of the EU in books.

[@adamjames8854]

I mean to be fair I thought that was a recent thing but I feel like I've been kinda realizing that many great Hollywood concepts came from books lol, like I grew up thinking judge dredd was an original concept from Hollywood ngl, until I started listening to these guys I think

[@i_liek_bois]

A TV show about the book death troopers would have actually had potential

[@otterfire4712]

It's probably more a reference to the Clone Wars. There was an episode where Dooku sent Grievous and a battalion or so of droids to eliminate the Night Sisters of Dathomir. In the battle Mother Talsin had a sister conjure a spell to zombify the corpses of previous Night Sisters to help the living Night Sisters.

[@aboathchan5494]

I cannot properly explain the pain I felt watching those actors do their combat scenes like they were at practice in these clips. I could feel myself aging watching the eons pass between blows. Also we can apparently block storm trooper shots with the back of our hand now. What is this?

[@portalmanHUN]

She has beskar bracelets. Doesn't make it any less stupid though.

[@soundaddiktion2006]

Im not saying the show is good but the blocking blaster fire with your force powers has basically always been a star wars thing for the stronger force users. The shielding technique has a name and I think it is also used to stealth your presence.

[@soundaddiktion2006]

I know Seteel Shan moves her arms and I know Vader/Yoda move their hands but its a pure force power so you could technically pull it off sat in the lotus position with your eyes closed. Windu channeled it in his saber vs Sidious for example. @@ChristianHill-ep2ho

[@aaronforsythe8556]

Mandolorians sometimes have a small shield on the forearm

[@shaneyy__]

And the cutting away from combat every 5 seconds, good lord, can we experience the cool flashy visuals??????

[@deadybrock]

To be fair, the ring things were used in the prequels to transport small star fighters. That didn't have the capacity for hyper speed.

[@kyriss12]

Also the concept of ring worlds didn’t originate from halo.

[@BigPanda096]

The Dark Souls character even died like a Dark Souls character. Monologuing until he turned to dust and then continuing for a few seconds after. Dave is such a genius.

[@henrymach]

I always wonder, what if KK is destroying Star Wars on purpose because she hates Disney?

[@ThatGuy-nb7zf]

She spent years as an assistant to Lucas and grew resentful that he never respected her ideas so now she's trashing his legacy. He's the one she truly hates. At this point she's Syndrome from The Incredibles.

[@DD-th5tu]

Disney once again proving Lucas was wiser than people have him credit. Not trusting her with anything more important than the coffee orders for years was exactly the right choice.

[@control_the_pet_population]

Meh. Kathy gets too much credit and/or blame. Every popular male focused franchise of the 20th century is being destroyed in similar fashion. She wasn't in charge of all of them. At best she is a lackey doing what she has been told to do.

[@ThatGuy-nb7zf]

@@control_the_pet_population I agree it's happening across the board but I think people focus on KK for two reasons. 1 She was handed the reins of one. Of the most popular franchises in history. 2 She had the financial backing of Disney to do whatever she wanted. Despite these two factors she still managed to bomb it into the ground and salt the earth afterwards. It's simply the epic scale of the thing that makes her stand out so much.

[@winstonsmith8482]

Not because she hates disney no, but she certainly hates you, the fans, and "the patriarchy". Which she no doubt feels has held her and her 'brilliant' ideas back, and kept her in the shadow of all the men (with actual brilliance, and talent) like Spielberg and Lucas all her life, just because she's a "strong empowered independent wahman!"

[@cookiecreep9204]

The emotional range in this show, is astounding. I have never seen someone so perfectly act an emotionless husk.

[@mixkid3362]

The key jingling was strong with this show. Like the sheer amount of nostalgia and memberberries was...just..wow.

[@scottb235]

I took a drink every time someone crossed their arms or there was a "dramatic" pause. I honesty don't remember the show, so I got that going for me... which is nice.

[@frankfedison5203]

Glad you survived... 😁

[@guyincognito1406]

I love how Phil can still just maintain that air of arrogance look at the camera and be like why haven’t you sent me money

[@TheJan5]

Cocaine is hell of a drug.

[@treytison1444]

The biggest thing that happened in Ahsoka was the revelation that anyone can be a jedi regardless of talent or midichlorians if they just believe hard enough.

[@e2rqey]

Not surprising, that seems to be the same way Kathleen Kennedy thinks one manages a multi-billion dollar IP

[@montgomerydeante90]

Who are you talking abt specifically cuz it’s seems you all make this points with no actual point whose force sensitive that shouldn’t be?

[@karlosfandango5705]

And have a vagina. That's the most essential part.

[@KoKoraaaaaaaa1995]

​@@montgomerydeante90 Sabine.

[@Beagslie76]

@@KoKoraaaaaaaa1995 Waiting for the "in ep 742 of the (whatever cartoon she was in) Sabine flinched just before a blaster hit her proving she was ALWAYS force sensitive!" comment.

[@Emma_2Banks]

It annoys me that people (Disney shills) passionately defend the show and for every criticism, they come up with some mental gymnastic way that “oh you’re just a hater”

[@cryptoerok4851]

Nobody is defending ahsoka.

[@RandoGrunt]

There are plenty of soyjacks on social media platforms that are complete with a few KZbinrs going “Star Wars is SAVED”, along with Lucasfilm banking on people that grew up with the OT to be blinded by the spectacle and not think anything about the show.

[@Mike-8404]

@@cryptoerok4851 Every Star Wars fan page on Facebook is defending Ahsoka. It's like a cult

[@furnoprime9439]

@@cryptoerok4851 There be quite a some comments on this very video alone doing just that chief. I know not what possesses a person to have a crippling need to defend this visual bile masquerading as a show, but such people do, unfortunately, exists. And in a stupid amount of numbers.

[@furnoprime9439]

On the bright side: it's fun to mock them and see all the ways they'll cook some of that Copium Curry to justify the shenanigans of their positively clawful shows.

[@MegaRyu13]

Anyone notice how Sabean or whatever used her blaster to deflect a lazer blast and then proceed to use the blaster as if the shot had no effect on the gun. Umm….why don’t they just make armor out of whatever the hell those blasters are made of?

[@foisopracurtir6389]

She is a Madalorian, thought she deflected using the manople of her beskar armor, then came coments that she used the force when she can't use it that well...

[@Zabrakjedi]

You mean the beskar gauntlets she blocked them with. They do, and she literally wears it.

[@briankim1098]

The Grand Inquisitor was onto something when he said there are some things far worse than death. Didn't realize he was talking about Disney Star Wars.

[@Massage.me..Its_AGundam]

Congrats you won something 🎉

[@Psycorde]

That Sabine battle scene with lightsaber and blaster was painful to watch, all the grace of a drunk elephant

[@biffwellington6144]

And was she actually blocking shots with her blaster? Where did they even get the idea that that's possible?

[@crazyboy916ful]

The more Star Wars shows that come out, the more Gundam's videos become more of a madman's diary.

[@wither5673]

who knew the inquisitor was talking about the modern direction of star wars when he said ''there are some things far more frightening then death'' lol.

[@PorkFork]

7:50 did she... block a laser with the back of her hand...? EDIT: oh it got even better, they circled her too but only the ones shes facing shoot. Amazing.

[@shen5533]

The mandalorian (plot)armor bullshit.

[@argy7526]

beskar

[@jorgenjorgensen2739]

And somehow the genetically engineer super soldiers couldn't take a head shot from 10 paces away on a helmet less and very slow opponent (from the back)

[@manuelc5786]

A zombie stormtrooper is what I call star wars today. It’s a walking corpse that ALWAYS MISSES.

[@YAXZDND]

My hot take conspiracy is that the Dare Devil show was looking to be actual quality work, so Disney canceled it before anybody could prove that good writing still exists.

[@Snakedude4life]

Fell into a incinerator. Still has a chance to come back in a Disney thing. _The Horror_ 🎩 🐍 no step on Snek!🇺🇸🇭🇰

[@RedeemedPaladin]

I dont have problem with taking inspiration from some other media , it really depend on how much passion you put in your work

[@dafirelive]

@@ChristianHill-ep2ho There was no time travel in rebels.

[@dafirelive]

@@ChristianHill-ep2ho Ok I just searched it up, and I am wrong. I thought the function of world between worlds was something else. I thought it was just for the afterlife to revisit memories.

[@OGPND]

I highly recommend the audio book version of the Thrawn Trilogy (pictured at 1:25) written by Timothy Zahn, as performed by Marc Thompson. It's incredibly immersive and blows anything post-OT out of the water.

[@RoboticPope]

The Thrawn trilogy is post OT. I agree though the 20th anniversary version is very well done (the original early 90s audio version... isn't).

[@OGPND]

@@RoboticPope yep, I meant that is the best SW material that has been produced post-OT 👍

[@wintersoldier164]

Is it good as the darth bane trilogy

[@wetwrkinc.5122]

Part of the whole point of the Darkside originally was that you were a better fighter with more immediate access to power AND skill AND ability. Making you a better/more dangerous/more efficient individual in the realm of combat. The entire point is that the skill, power and violence the Darkside provides are intriguing and tempting, and while that may bring success in the short term, eventually such an approach will consume you. Thus, the Jedi take the opposite approach. Allowing The Force to guide them, often through non-violent or clever uses of the same well of power the Darkside pulls from. Violence used in a defensive way if the situation calls for it. It's hilarious how modern Sat Wars knows essentially nothing about the intricacies of The Force. Instead of thinking their way out of situations, or using their inherent skill and violent abilities to turn the tables on the Darkside user, modern Jedi are just flat out better at everything than Darkside users. Given what happens in-universe, why would anyone even want to be a Darkside user? Jedi were never supposed to be flat out superior beings. Disney created a stark and completely incorrect balance. The Darkside characters need more efficient, violent and purposeful victories over main/lightside characters. They need to return to the roots of the original vision for The Sith. A great example of what I'm talking about is the Star Wars Novel "Shatterpoint" by Matthew Stover. One of the most underrated gems of sci-fi fantasy I've ever read. Perfectly encapsulates the difference in world-view, approach to life and the difference in perception between the Darkside and the Lightside. And through illuminating that contrast you start to see how similar the two opposing sides really are. I've read everything from Asimov to Herbert to Lovecraft to "Three body problem" and I can say without a doubt that this novel is among the best one off's I've ever read. It's even got an audiobook on KZbin: Part 1: kzbin.info/www/bejne/eqCoin17iKmFZq8si=-yCtkYhlRvK7lryb Part 2: kzbin.info/www/bejne/onW2l5Kprchomqssi=U0a5tCz13SThY1Fx If you are a real Star Wars fan, you owe it to yourself to check this out.

[@Massage.me..Its_AGundam]

Congrats you won something 🎉

[@5agentalex5]

The reason Asoka was a popular character was because she was fallible and relatable, it boggles the mind how any one thought it was a good idea to do her this dirty and expect people to like it... this thing is Asoka in name only, the character isn't even remotely the same and Rosario Dawson was a ridicules casting choice on top of it all.

[@Mike-8404]

Remember, they had to make her that way after the CW movie. She was insufferable for a while until Faloni had to humble her in the show

[@kadourimdou43]

Each day, I’m glad I don’t have Disney+. Intersectional feminism and good movies and shows, don’t go together.

[@kryppo4245]

Filoni rly made Ahsoka from being annoying to loved as clone wars went back to being annoying with her being in every project under the sun

[@Burns_RED]

Literally who would've guessed Treasure Planet was such a trendsetter 😂

[@chriswihulu]

It's sad that "Trendsetter" may be the best way to describe Treasure Planet, deserved so much more, honestly...

[@mrdrybonestv]

Man now I want to watch Treasure Planet again. Long John Silver was an underrated Disney villain.

[@movespammerguyteam7colors]

It lost me after episode 2. In those 2 episodes, it stole Resident Evil puzzles, the orb map from Treasure Planet, and stripped a Mandalorian Warrior of their lightsaber blocking armor for convenience. I couldn’t believe someone just basically walked off getting the Qui-gon Jin treatment.

[@ericsmith1517]

this show is great for depression. i know I'll never be as hopeless as those writers.

[@asgads]

whoever produces these starmaps is making a whole lot of credits in the SW universe

[@gamerkingdom1442]

You could just listen his SANITY slowly just melt away as he’s describing this show…. 😅

[@StrayTato]

"I don't listen to god or my mother" Why did that line go so hard though? 😂

[@exgrinder]

Bro the “Phil-oh-meter” at the end had me dying!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@garrettviewegh9028]

I can already imagine HISHE doing a parody on Ashoka. The scene where Sabine evades the rebel pilots, ending more realistically to how we know: she’d make the same move under the x wing, but end up crash, and bleeping up alongside the two pilots, killing everyone, because we know speeders just can’t make those types of maneuvers. We all remember what happened to those Scout Troopers that’d rode those things on Endor. The slightest debris caused them to go flying, or crash and blow up on impact.

[@rexlumontad5644]

It would have been a great twist if Ezra Bridger had settled down and had a family after being in a galaxy far far away, which would surprise Sabine and Ahsoka when they reunite with him.

[@9822703]

naw space aladdin was terrible creation to begin with. less of him is better

[@katyty1496]

Yeah, the one time "subverting expectations" might have been interesting. But Disney SW doesn't do interesting.

[@chriswihulu]

While it could be interesting, there's no way I'd expect current day Lucas film to make it subtle and fresh. He'd be raising someone else's kids, while being put down by his "wife" who will be more attracted to Sabine and Ahsoka within seconds of meeting.

[@gungasc]

Smashing turtle snails.

[@katyty1496]

@@ChristianHill-ep2ho or they'd get one of the creepy witches to be a surrogate 😂

[@rexlumontad5644]

Ray Stevenson nailed his role as Baylan Skoll and it's a bummer he passed away after that. Whoever replaces him will have big shoes to fill in his place.

[@robertbeisert3315]

Literally the only praise I've consistently heard about Star Wars since Luke's triumphant Mando entrance was about Ray Stevenson's performance

[@treytison1444]

He delivered his lines well but he still did nothing like every other character.

[@robertbeisert3315]

@treytison1444 well, yeah, but I hear he acted the everloving out of that nothing garbage script.

[@DoctorDave5]

Are we going to get a second season? Hopefully not.

[@blacklivesorblackvotes2985]

Too bad the character was an empty husk. Basically wasted Ray’s talent on a shallow role.

[@a1fastyellowgto]

That "baka mitai" flute solo was perfect

[@a1fastyellowgto]

@Massage..me.Its_AGundam this is just a bot account, lol

[@jamesbrown6994]

It also perfectly encapsulates the fandom now

[@wrylucifer]

1:00 This scared the fuck outta me until I realised that I'm still hearing Gundam talk.

[@tomasz9429]

Alternative title: The Matriarchy feat. Anakin Skinwalker

[@scoutatticus74]

Watching paint dry is less painful than watching the Ahsoka show.

[@sarahhiversoeur3759]

But watching paint dry is actually entertaining

[@stevenscott2718]

Well that does happen when watch a show with character development

[@DoctorDave5]

The screaming kid in front of Filoni’s face is a nice touch.👍🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@robo-nidai4236]

I think this is the perfect quote to sum up this show: "It's just a bunch of stuff that happens" - Homer Simpson

[@SumStupidPunk]

I genuinely wonder how they can be this bad. Like, how can you fumble this many times unless you intend to do so?

[@Marinealver]

1:30 That isn't Ahsoka, that is everywhere in this day and age. Ain't it a great time to be alive in this world.

[@Leery_Bard]

Sabine fighting when she goes back to help Ahsoka... boy, she looks like a special needs child rehearsing for a school play. Her movements were clumsy and lacked any amount of energy or conviction, she clearly was never sure where to go or what to do. I'm guessing they were probably shouting her moves one after the other as she wadded about aimlessly, so she could cluelessly rush to the next bit of action.

[@montgomerydeante90]

Sabine hasn’t done any training like do you star wars fanboys actually follow the story or do you just try to hate purposely she never really used the saber that much

[@Maggbba]

@@montgomerydeante90 I like how you found a way to justify shit choreography.

[@aleccampbell7707]

Dawson's movements also clumsy and slow defective teacher

[@Leery_Bard]

@@aleccampbell7707Oh, definitely! She's undoubtedly the worst: no timing, no speed, no momentum, no balance, no awareness... Still, I heard loads of people say that, whilst I've never heard anyone point out that Sabine waddles like a toddler, so I did. There's a shot of Ahsoka slicing through two stormtroopers and stepping forward folding her arms with that silly grin of hers... they surely thought would be ever so cool, instead it made me laugh so hard I had tears in my eyes. kzbin.info/www/bejne/oHOph5Z3pZijjqs Here it is, at 00:44... enjoy!

[@CaptainRuggels]

The fact you have a DSP ratings counter is absolutely Legendary 😂

[@Aluze]

"I will make you watch Ahsoka, dog" Dog: And I took that personally

[@Electro0433]

The only thing that really irritated me in this show was the pauses. There is no need to stand in silence for 10+ seconds, or to walk in circles for 20 seconds after exchanging maybe 2 blows in a lightsaber duel

[@Zygomatic_Bolt]

They screwed-over established characters but made a good show about Cassian Andor.

[@Gannoh]

A show can be made about anything and be good as long as it has a good writing team. For some reason, Andor was the only Disney show that actually bothered to have experienced and talented writers

[@Zygomatic_Bolt]

​@@Gannoh I'm not mad that Andor was great, I'm sad that the others weren't better .

[@Gannoh]

@@Zygomatic_Bolt I agree 100%, Disney have more resources than any other company to hire whoever they want. It's not about quality to them, unfortunately. Their pockets are suffering for it.

[@Lucrei.]

@@Gannoh Perhaps it's because Andor is a wholly original character to Disney Star Wars?

[@Gannoh]

@@Lucrei. So were 9/10ths of the sequel trilogy characters, all of them were abominable. It's all in writing quality, nothing else. Gilroy had a great writing staff with real credibility for Andor, not a bunch of goofs who've only written one or two films, or a couple episodes.

[@NunyaBesnas]

My hot take for the day, Clone Wars was mid and the Disney crew can’t hold a candle to legends.

[@mazkeraid4039]

You can say The Clone Wars are hit and miss.

[@kentlindal5422]

People have been saying Dave brought us the best Star Wars in 10 years, that's like getting an award for not shitting the bed... and you're 30 years old.

[@juan0808]

I've heard the action scenes were bad. But that Sabine fight is on another level. The storm troopers are point blank and literally aiming to her armor pieces instead of going for the head. And her light saber is more like a light bat that only does superficial damage, not once it went deeper than the stormtroopers armor.

[@Massage.me..Its_AGundam]

Congrats you won something🎉

[@biffwellington6144]

And she was blocking shots with her blaster! You just can't do that.

[@TordaiJenoArthurJenci]

clone wars ruined star wars empire strikes back was gold

[@whitevoid43]

it crazy that people are starting to realize that Dave Filioni suck at writing and played a huge part in ruining star wars? I've been saying this since 2007.

[@idiot_city5444]

I've been also saying this for years. The guy has always been a terrible hack lol

[@hemorhoidhitman643]

Ashoka? Never heard of him

[@Aesthetics45]

As a huge Star Wars fan, that bit about homosexual C3P0 cracked me up for minutes. its so obvious. Also you're spot on about Ahsoka.

[@harbl99]

Steals the treasure puzzle from Fifth Element. Steals the rings from Halo. Steals the space whales from...every painted van from the early 80s. Steals white costumed resurrected version of character from that obscure little cult hit named LOTR. Feloni by name, felonious by nature.

[@councilofkarens729]

I think this must have been one of Gundam's funniest videos yet! I'm at work, in the office and getting strange looks every time I laugh out loud,

[@RustCole01]

Fluffy is bringing some solid contributions to the videos lately....

[@XDarkSlayerX]

Papa Gundam does it again

[@katthunter6561]

The Clone Wars, and to a lesser extent Rebels, is one of my favourite Star Wars media. I cannot fathom how they took a show that had an entire arc about a genocidal Jedi who tricked his own Clones into murdering their brothers, or an arc about finding a close friend who had been turned into a living data bank in the most horrific way, and made THIS trashfire. Clone Wars and Rebels had some amazing stories, with near cinematic lightning and scoring at points. They have basically the same team working on this show... How, HOW do you fuck up this badly? It's mind-melting.

[@gregorylieber8362]

Lol Harrison Syndulla followed by "the kid is so talented, if only he was a woman" had me rolling!

[@buttpiratesbuttpirate5913]

Treasure Planet is one of my favorite movies of all time and the comparisons between that gorgeous movie and this dumpster fire makes me angry

[@mah7961]

Only one show can exist that is about nothing and that’s Seinfeld. Best comedy of the 1990’s.

[@awalkingdisas3301]

I like how Sabine blocks the lasers with her gun.... So inspiringly dumb like who thought that? The actoress? The script? KK? Felony?

[@penguinjay]

Danny the Tourrettes Guy was the best part of this video. RIP foreal this time Big Guy!

[@planetbob6703]

I really don’t like how easy it is to move between galaxies now. It’s a classic case of the writer not considering the implications of how this affects the rest of the universe. Rigging a couple hyperdrives together? Space whales do the trip in a couple of hours? How has no galactic government before or after this done these things? RoS is after this and Palpatine was hanging out in the unknown regions and only wanted to re-conquer the old galaxy. You’d think a guy like that would have ambitions or figure out something as simple as rigging a couple hyperdrives together... It’s the same as hyperspace ramming. Looks cool but brings up the question why no faction has weaponized the shit out of it. RoS retconned it into a 1 in a million maneuver but if that was the case the first order wouldn’t have immediately understood what Holdo was up to or panicked... And even if eyeballing it is 1 in a million the first step of weaponizing it would be better targeting systems. With lightspeed skipping you can try again and again until you hit something and a planet would be far easier than a ship.

[@WethamanClanVideos]

Its sad how many people are won by horrible nostalgia bait. They need to hire martial artists to do these flims because Actors and Actresses are so incompetent and overpaid. Give a martial artist the pay Rosario gets and youll have a beautiful performance.

[@RustCole01]

District B-13. That crazy acrobat dude from Die Hard and Kiss of The Dragon w Jet Li. I don't normally dig subtitle movies, but District B13 was one of the best action movies that was done using practical FX and incredibly talented parkour martial artists. The plot ain't half bad either. But the fight scenes and escape tactics are off the charts

[@FoxHoundUnit90]

Feloni being a hack could be seen all the way back in Clone Wars. As much as I liked it, Feloni just took a big middle finger to the rest of the old EU and its writers and just rewrote or contradicted anything he wanted. And now in this shitty new canon, everything has to involve his characters in some way. I liked Ahsoka in Clone Wars, but I am so bored seeing her all the time now.

[@CoolMyron]

I mean you got to blame Lucas for that. He was the head of the Clone Wars

[@OmegaTou]

I hope George Lucas buys back Star Wars for pennies on the dollar when Disney is forced to liquidate assets to stay solvent. 🤣😂🤣

[@maurock7983]

Fun fact, the gold accents in the stormtrooper armor is more filoni weebery, it's a reference to kintsugi

[@HRHtheDude]

Disney bought a golden goose, allowed it to lay one egg (Rogue One) and then kicked it to death. They then tried to lay their own golden eggs but they were just shiny shits!

[@aramsantos86]

I regretted watching it. Silly me thinking they were going portray Thrawn well. Ill just stick with the EU books.

[@Knights_Oath]

Remember when Disney created a true badass female character, then cast her into the either. Because the actress who portrayed her who is also a real life example of an actual empowered woman, wrote Beep Boop.

[@paccawacca4069]

I cringe whenever people talk about "empowered" women. Super cringey. I don't care if it's conservatives or liberals. It's gay asf everytime. Gina Carano makes me cringe all the same. The doting that modern people put on "strong female characters" is just pathetic, and really illuminates to me just how not strong and not powerful and pathetic women are in the real world. People have been coming up with "empowered" females for fucking decades. Gina Carano is not new, nor is she interesting. This is the same trit bullshit over and over and over again. Really goes to show that women aren't actually strong, if they need to be doted on like this and emotionally masturbated by both conservatives and liberals to feel "powerful". Men never go around trying to feel empowered. How gay is that.