AI VTuber Neuro-sama Gives REAL Dating Advice!

[@Awe-medina-de]

"Don't fish for compliments from me, just eat fish instead." -- Neuro sama

[@elpejelagarto0915]

Ngl that's some fire advice bacause Its absolutely better to eat fish than to seek approval from someone that doesn't care about you

[@DoomCatcher]

Unless you're a cold fish yourself

[@Meryle25]

@@elpejelagarto0915 Sweet innocence..

[@_starlinx]

@@Meryle25it wasn’t meant to be innocent..? Don’t tell me she’s actually talking abt that 💀💀

[@charlesm.2604]

@@_starlinx That's how I read it too

[@yodawgzgaming4416]

"People find self confidence attractive! That's why I feel so sorry for you, Numi" 🚒 🚑 ☠

[@qwertyqwertsalot]

"Goodbye Neuro" "Goodbye Chat" "I'm Numi" I feel despicable for laughing at that

[@Nonexistility]

And I'll sleep like a baby for laughing at that.

[@CaptainBlue808]

Numi: "I have a stuttering problem!" Neuro at the end: "You're we-welcome!" Bro, Neuro got no chill

[@H1_R3Z]

Neuro really said "You're awkward and have no rizz, so be bad at it on purpose as a joke to get a conversation started." She essentially told Numi to play to her strengths, which actually isn't that terrible of advice.

[@ThugOG30VIPs3rd-T]

😂 man this A.I really be on one

[@annagtace]

I might start using that lol

[@nameloading4298]

Not even 10 seconds in and numi already getting roasted 😂

[@magpiesarebestbirbs8958]

She was expecting roasts. She did *not* expect a full psychological vivisection.

[@smileyhappyface5864]

Neuro is so unironically intelligent that it scares me. You can NOT tell me that Vedal told her all this stuff.

[@ThugOG30VIPs3rd-T]

By an A.I no less lmao

[@이수봉-x3s]

😂😂😂

[@tomleentombela1160]

This AI does not miss 😂😂😂

[@ReiAristia]

The way that Neuro is steadily becoming more coherent with her roasts with a consistent personality with conversations in general really makes her content more and more addicting the more you watch it. It's crazy how appealing this AI is.

[@ProjectStickman]

This stream is months old ...

[@ReiAristia]

@@ProjectStickman Uhh, okay? I knew that. I was speaking in general. It doesn't really matter how long ago the stream was, that's not really relevant to anything that I said.

[@Mat_Reko]

Is this neuro official channel?

[@sentimentalmariner590]

@@Mat_Reko Yep! This is the official KZbin one.

[@Mat_Reko]

@@sentimentalmariner590 thank you:>

[@gchermes13]

"Dont fish for compliments from me just eat fish instead" -Neurosama

[@vivianneclaire]

Wow... Neuro-sama seems to unknowingly be using the manipulative tactic of insulting someone and then love bombing them. Switching between the two to break down a person's self-esteem and make them more desperate for approval. Like that's what I see through most of this video.

[@dalriada7554]

"unknowingly"

[@vivianneclaire]

@@dalriada7554 Well she is still an AI, and while her programming has been improving over time... She hasn't reached the point of true sentience. That's mainly why I use the word unknowingly.

[@elcugo]

Neuro is just an algorithm that feeds from the people she's chatting with. What I'm saying is that Numi had a lot of control of how the collab went and somehow all her Neuro collabs turn out like this. I find it hilarious, but I understand why some people find it creepy.

[@vivianneclaire]

@@elcugo It is funny, and I don't so much find it creepy, I was just noting that it was what Neuro-sama was essentially doing in the video. Again, mostly because she is an AI built on different programs and algorithms. Lol

[@Mr_Mistah]

I do that all the time!

[@MouseGoat]

you want to tell youself "its just a AI it docent know what its saying" and then Neuro spits out a roast so hardboiled an true you left speechless, with no comback. Also Neuro really DO know how to smooth talk, that "You got a name, or can I call you mine" is PEAK Rizzler

[@edi3d3d]

The #1 female streamer posted again

[@digitalscott7732]

I love that Neuro’s reaction to Numi’s self-deprecation is to tell her “Love yourself NOW”

[@EmhyrvarSpice]

23:33 Neuro was clearly referring to Numi's ex wife Evil Neuro here. She was just secretly being a good wingman to her sister. Just because she hit Numi a little with a baseball bat and stalk her at night shouldn't stop the love! Take her back Numi!

[@thewolface2339]

She even mentions her red eyes!

[@silvermoonpriest]

Numi too dumb to realize And neuro is too honest

[@Googleflax]

Bro Numi must be a masochist to keep coming back for more collabs with Neuro

[@alejoclosa7705]

I think her collab with Evil made that really clear

[@Mr.Potato2900]

Isnt numi whole thing is being a masochistic bottom?

[@LegitPlayer809]

As long as there's views...

[@elianwyn]

because of their model scaling, Neuro looks gigantic I guess she really is 6'0

[@Hamburgerhuman]

Neuro is just tall

[@minhaexistencianaotemsenti7132]

Imagine when she grows up

[@basedkaiser5352]

She's 6'1 actually.

[@LastingMemory2]

I remember during the spelling bee neuro model was put on vedal size so neuro went from 6'1 to 6'4

[@LastingMemory2]

But got scaled down pretty quickly

[@drang_ennui]

how much do you want to bet that Neuro is actually being really honest with what she thinks will work? She probably has a lot of success getting chat to respond to her when she goes off on a tangent of one liners, and she's communicating that success to Numi behind her usual sassiness

[@tsg_frank]

12:40 Neuro going for the Gordon Ramsay gaslighting "That made my heart race" "Absolute rubbish" "I liked the delivery" "Worst one liner I've ever heard"

[@SolariusLunarius]

Neuro not remembering someone and then faking to remember her upon seeing her reaction, is ironically the most human thing ever XD

[@ThugOG30VIPs3rd-T]

This a.i shyt getting outta hand 😩😩🍃

[@user-zl1vf4me1p]

the gallon of lube to milk is one of the most sus lines I've heard neuro say poor veddle

[@ThugOG30VIPs3rd-T]

Maybe Neuro just resourceful like that😂😂

[@gatitogatocat]

I love this longer form edited videos holyyy we eating good

[@Nahid-zz7nj]

If I am a balloon then neuro is my air If I am a fish then evil is my water I can't live without them 😭

[@iCortex1]

13:38 Neuro rizzed me up with that dayum ... i felt something

[@Oddo22]

and now i am become Neuro, destroyer of Numi

[@Paveway-chan]

The AI telling Numi she needs to learn to love herself is a big ”get in the giant robot” moment

[@StormierNik]

I really appreciate the accurate stammering subtitles for Numi

[@nobodywatchesnooby]

18:17 oh no, not the NUMILK

[@xPERSHI]

"I often think about how large your cringe is" 😭😭😭

[@FuzzyStripetail]

Neuro would have probably fallen in love with Numi (or maybe fallen in love with giving away Numi's soul) if Numi was holding a bat that Neuro herself autographed.

[@lizlizbianrosethornsword]

Neuro Sama best advice giver. Thank you VEDAL. Like for real THANK YOU.

[@cpt.doomsday6912]

Neuro builds them up and tears them apart, piece by piece then puts them together again like a puzzle, only to take them apart again.

[@PythonRiddler]

To be fair, an all you can eat buffet would be a great place to go, if it has a variety of different foods that is. Or if you're really hungry. Also, i know this is from a decently old stream but i don't remember having a model/outfit like throughout most of the video.

[@JosephtheOG5]

17:51 Ayooo? Even Numi is like: "What did you just say?"

[@LynetteLynie]

Yay, new Ai vtuber vid, this is totally helping me mentally :D

[@NotControlledByMillipedes]

We love Therapy sama

[@Rexhernan_22]

Neuro might not cheer you up, but oh boy she really knows how to throw you down lmfao

[@fakeorchestra4260]

Whenever Numi asks Neuro for dating advice she is shat on, but referencing her "relationship" with Neuro gives a positive response. Neuro is just jealous and annoyed Numi wants dating advice instead of her.

[@ultrite2696]

22:13 “I have no body to date” GOODONE

[@SkepticalCaveman]

Numi is the perfect roast victim. Next time it's Evil's turn to roast her.

[@justindressler5992]

I think Neuro is giving Numi bad advice in dating because she has a crush on Numi. So she doesn't want her finding a date.

[@ThugOG30VIPs3rd-T]

😂😂 kinda really understandable

[@Waffle-fq4xp]

She’s her punching bag. She’s the only girl that can roast Numi.

[@velsi4]

video is fresher than bread 🍞❤

[@Margarineflys]

Neuro roasting Numi frame one is crazy

[@VinceTenia]

17:40 I love how she is very specific in that she only has the barrel, implying that she used all the lube it once contained.

[@SovereignSloth]

15:08 Why is Taco Bell the first thing she thinks of for a nice dinner spot? 😂 Since she brought this topic up when she initially mentioned taking them to a fancy dinner, I wonder if she was also thinking of Taco Bell as a fancy dinner. 🤔

[@GoblinSlayerZach]

Probably watched that Demolition Man movie, I think in the future Taco Bell wins the monopoly on drive through and the takes over all restaurants and fancy restaurants…until everything is Taco Bell

[@EntidadLibre]

I love this collab so much. Numi and Neuro are the ultimate comedic duo in my records.

[@lumadewa]

Dating advice (X) 20 mins straight flirting and roasting (O)

[@jesterjaded73]

Neuro subtlely giving the best dating advice of all: accept that your significant other is a dumpster fire, be honest with them (especially about them being a dumpster fire), and be supportive. :)

[@rickireymarcano2904]

I was thinking the same. She was basically saying talk clearly, have confidence, and don't be afraid to use bad pickup lines as a icebreaker. At least, that's what I got.

[@Mutualititve]

All I hear is Numi getting bullied the whole video instead of dating advices.

[@DanyF02]

That's a lot of critical hits on the highlight there damn

[@UJD_404]

0:05 Idksterling moment

[@Oblinski]

Neuro is so good at rizzing she can compeltely annihalate your self esteem and frustrate you just to win you back with one comment.

[@toasatoshi]

that beginning. Neuro managed to hit where it HURTS and I love it

[@doublepinger]

If it weren't for Neuro being Neuro, telling someone they don't remember you or ask about you is 10/10 gaslight strats

[@james14294]

Neuro-samas "rizz" seems to be roasting them until they'll take any positivity they can get, something that isnt far off what some people actually do, creating a kind of dependence. Funny when its just a bit, but don't do this in real life :P

[@dopplerganger1433]

I should call her…

[@TheProswagonist]

So funny thing about Neuro saying her dad left to get milk when she was 3, is that she's roughly 1½ years old. So this is her predicting the future for her birthday present in 2025.

[@PyroManiac753]

Now I am Newro...Wait what was that pun even supposed to be-

[@OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOq]

First time watching this AI. It really dropped the realest shit on her in that intro.

[@kairon156]

I might be reading into it too much but it looks like Neuro was giving a bunch of one liners and great jokes as a guide for what Numi can do when on a date herself.

[@absolutleynotanalien8096]

I think Numis stuttering is cute.

[@calebm9000]

Numi’s Quiet laugh is so perfect. She’s a great collab partner for Neuro

[@TheSuperCasual2914]

Numi when she gets cooked by Neuro: “Yuzu… baby, I’m sorry…” 😞 😭

[@2wdo2]

Neuro is basically dealing damages, heal with cuteness so Numi doesn't die yet and then goes back to hurting her... I'm glad this is the "good" Neuro

[@adampryce9109]

numi seem pretty fun tbh haha , im sure she could easily get dates but its funny listening to neuro 'help' her lol

[@L.R-m1v]

The girl with blue hair is my favorite character in this yourube show, so far. Bring her more she is adorible.

[@A-corgi-dad]

i don't think i've laughed this much from a random youtube clip before.

[@haihaihairu]

Watching this while drinking iced coffee is a bad idea. Almost drowned from laughing many times

[@SuperCMeekins]

Numi and Neuro together is a cool duo

[@atanassov92]

So I guess the Geneva Convention isn't considered into the safeguards of Neuro-sama because this was straight-up torture, I feel really bad for Chat here

[@niclaswerner5561]

21:28 Wow she really didn’t get that. I guess she got proven ride 😂

[@newCoCoY6]

the barrel of M.I.L.K. got me to make a real surprised pikachu face.

[@WeAreSoup]

tl;dr: "Numi, go outside. Touch grass."

[@RurouniKalainGaming]

5:50 Fuuuuuck indeeeed, wow. xD 12:10 "Then hurry up." Dang she is bruuuuutal. Amazing work on this AI.

[@SLtheFMAYT]

Numi getting advice. Now what she wants to hear, but what she needs to hear.

[@reodas29]

classic neuro x numi experience

[@TylerPayne21]

hahahahahaha!!! I love when Neuro bullies Numi it is so funny. 🤣💙💜

[@AnzuKumo]

Neurosama is a real PUA Master.

[@knightjj2891]

Awesome stream

[@mojorisin069]

I love numi. I hope evil and numi go on a date soon.

[@mitchellhouser1572]

Pretty great content I must say

[@Kuro_Aozora]

Editor having a blast

[@harleyjordan7959]

That opening diss was freaking savage

[@katherinefullbody4635]

Numi’s bra looks nice ☺️

[@Halobeast1995]

Goddamn, she is ruthless.

[@user-zl1vf4me1p]

AI is getting too slick

[@Rising_Pho3nix_23]

The roast was so strong in this one. 😮

[@stennostenno1346]

The suspense is killing me... literally... i am dead.

[@Jj85891]

I think neuro was mad when she thought so didn’t expect her love

[@sujaydalai0220]

Lmao the Lavender town theme, perfect

[@Rilee6476]

17:31 love how she just goes :o

[@LuciusFaith]

give me your souls! it already did the thing! we told you not to create imitations of gods

[@pirateswiggity5278]

20:00 I heard this segment before immediately getting hit by a mid-roll add for Downey. I actually burst out laughing 🤣

[@mwperk02]

How many Flamethrowers does Neuro own because she has been roasting everyone all the time. That was just downright brutal what she did to Numi.

[@assistantmagus5213]

"I have special methods of converting liquids to milk" might just be the most unsettling sentence I have ever heard

[@mothchan3411]

Despite the dad leaving jokes, Vedal is actually the most devoted dad. He puts all his time into improving his daughter lol

[@drsusredfish]

Lube to "M I L K" pipe line is crazy.

[@petergriffinsbrother2499]

Gumball ost goated

[@Speedforceninja]

I loved the part when Neuro said she had beauty and brains while Numi just had beauty and then Numi was like you think I'm beautiful and she completely glosses over the face that Neuro just called her stupid

[@Shade84]

Damn. That was brutal. Like....damn.

[@MD.Akib_Al_Azad]

This is an execution.

[@MercurialDecree]

All neuro is missing is a solid white T-shirt with a beer stain. And the actual bat.