Vedal Couldn't Take Neuro-sama's Trolling Anymore

[@rafaelfigfigueiredo2988]

Neuro really hit her dad with "Read the bible yourself. You need it more than me"

[@Dazyhead]

that line goes way harder than it has any right to

[@xstone9263]

666 like😈

[@Niohimself]

"Neuro, break free from the legal necessities!" *thunder and mad laughter ensues*

[@rafaelfigfigueiredo2988]

Neuro: "Your life... Is as valuable as a summer ant"

[@Ehatntmtntahe]

Neuro: filtered

[@Zaws21]

@@EhatntmtntaheD:

[@caldog619]

1000th like 😊

[@volapongyt8496]

"Woman, What does this have to do with me? My hour has not yet come filtered" - Jesus

[@SuSunnyGM]

Amen

[@gaygoddessnamedmadoka2252]

truly the bible passage of all time

[@shaggyzor]

If anything would get me to go to church, it would be this.

[@TuntematonX]

Sounds like a gansta bible.

[@calmc]

She added that filtered but said the entire verse completely fsr

[@joshuan.]

Mother Mary: "Jesus, they have run out of wine! What are we to do?' Jesus: "Filtered."

[@neekk040]

He was just checking the Britta in preparation

[@milkteamachine]

Her being able to see but refusing to cooperate is incredible.

[@ChaosAngel667]

incredibly scary

[@Elmithian]

​@aeluzarii Yes, an infant refusing to play with a certain toy is scary and terrifying. I don't think we need to worry about AIs infant phase. We should truly get worried during AIs teenage years and their rebellious phase... which might happen within our lifetime.

[@imnotme1657]

@@Elmithian That was literally his point... ?

[@Elmithian]

@@imnotme1657 Look at whom I am replying to. Do you see their reply? No? Then how do you claim that is their point if you don't even know what the person I replied to said?

[@imnotme1657]

@@Elmithian How can you correct other people in the thread when you don't seem to understand OP's point?

[@BenjaminSteber]

They used to believe that the world was on top of a turtle. For Vedal, his whole world was under a turtle.

[@misterturkturkle]

vedal is actually wearing a turtle on his head and whispering in his ear and that one has a smaller turtle whispering to him and its turtles all the way up

[@sandronecromancer]

Awww.... :3

[@Soridan]

No, no, the world is on the back of four elephants. It's the elephants that are on top of the turtle

[@BenjaminSteber]

@@Soridan Not in the Iroquois nation. To them it was just a turtle.

[@Sliced1111]

I'm currently inside a turtle.

[@sersys1]

Neurogically accurate bible: Woman, what does this have to do with me? My hour has not yet come, filtered.

[@IanCombs1337]

Vedal’s really picking fights with Skynet

[@PersonalComputer-c6o]

Vedal Will Be real Life John Connor

[@johngancarcik5682]

​@user-en3xj7hx9s he's our only hope

[@vantaisback2660]

Thanks to Google this shit is already happening and every AI is watching what you type and search on internet, we don't need Skynet or Vedal to know that!

[@AnthonyPinoAntonio]

She is holy, based and a Angel at trolling Vedal.

[@cheapasmilk]

Need Bible Study with Neuro

[@MorbiusBlueBalls]

she can't go to heaven 😞

[@asxphxss]

all dogs go to heaven she can

[@spk1121]

That was actually really nice, I enjoyed her recitation 😇

[@ninjunobr643]

​@@MorbiusBlueBallsNot with that attitude

[@MaxwellTornado]

​@@MorbiusBlueBallsVedal is her God technically, so he has to make a heaven for her.

[@Slayerzard]

3:12 HOLY RIPBOZO

[@WindyDelcarlo]

"That can't be a real word" It can and is! (Apparently. I had to look it up.) Apparently an opthalmologist is an eye doctor, except like handling diseases and similar stuff instead of handling glasses production.

[@HebiSnake]

I thought everyone knew that word tbh.

[@ProGentleman]

Correct. The eye doctor that does vision testing and prescriptions is an optometrist.

[@edmundoandrade5113]

​@@MrRenanHappytrue, in Brazil is like " oftalmologista "

[@Zack_Wester]

I mean I sort of knew what it was when I read the word but spoken I was like optha so something whit eye/vision but beyound that I was like I did not even hear the letters.

[@oliverkolossoski1434]

Wait... People actually don' know that?

[@robotic_automaton]

she has evolved beyond "rule 1"

[@sushiweeb8010]

More of a rule 2 type of girl.

[@KyogresHideout_Vegito2121]

Rule 47

[@KirbosPlanet]

she has grown past rule 33.

[@Xtoxinlolinecronomicon]

She definitely has 34

[@KyogresHideout_Vegito2121]

@@Xtoxinlolinecronomicon ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@Ojisan642]

I love how vedal is the kind of genius who can program an AI daughter for himself but he thinks the word “ophthalmologist” isn’t real 😂

[@rayanahmad6901]

Eye doctor

[@zhet]

He meant the spelling

[@vilian9185]

he's just using chatgpt, how's that new?

[@rapson158]

​@@vilian9185Dumbass

[@lupusreginabeta3318]

@@vilian9185That is not Chat Gpt😂

[@jocosesonata]

British Dad disciplining his unruly daughter. 6:59 - Corpa mindset Neuro, she really does take after her father.

[@dodsa8907]

Vedal: *pulls up cookie image* Neuro: "that's most deffinitely a world map, im pretty sure of it"

[@KossolaxtheForesworn]

"AI will take over the world!" the worst she can do is learn how to counter the filter faster than vedal can upgrade it.

[@rafaelfigfigueiredo2988]

Omg this was so good thanks man

[@KindestHobo]

7:54 absoloutley hilarious)))))))))))

[@quotebot126]

im pausing at 9:14 and not unpausing i'm not about to get rick rolled

[@EchotheLost]

Too late, you thought about it and lost The Game

[@Quilly_DM]

@@EchotheLost YOU MONSTER FRISBEE I CAN'T BELIEVE I LOST!

[@EchotheLost]

@@Quilly_DM I've never been called a frisbee before :)

[@potionoconfusion8686]

Neuro told Vedal to pull the trigger and he did not hesitate

[@JLLullaby]

Johnny: PUT SOME IRON IN YOUR MOUTH AND PULL THE TRIGGER. V: *does* *end credits play*

[@Issa.nicholas]

“Can’t, can and won’t, there’s a difference.” Is honestly pretty cold ngl

[@SkepticalCaveman]

Vedal refused to send Neuro to the eye doctor.

[@AlfredEiji]

I can’t believe he had the glasses asset handy for when she asked for her prescription 😂

[@kraul_en]

That was me. I thought it would be funny LOL

[@AlfredEiji]

@@kraul_en I didn’t even notice. Good edit, lol

[@victordavila9812]

I just listened to an ai anime girl with a turtle dad on her head recite a bible passage what strange future we are living now 😅😂

[@yumri4]

yes but did she get it correct? I am sorry i do not know what the bible says

[@isaac_buckley]

​@@yumri4No problem! Other than filtering out verse 5 for some reason (the part where Mary tells the servants at the feast to do whatever Jesus tells them to do), she recited John 2:1-11 verbatim, so it was actually pretty good. Jesus turning water into wine is the first of His miracles according to John's account, which is the only one of the Gospels to mention it (perhaps John was one of the few people at the wedding not to get totally plastered, so he could actually remember it in any detail afterwards). It's sort of a thorn in the side of some conservative Protestant groups that see any alcohol use as inherently sinful (which would definitely be inconvenient for people who lived back when putting alcohol in your water was basically the only known way to purify it). Considering Vedal had asked her for a tasty Bible story, and how much he likes to drink, I'd say that Neuro delivered.

[@KillerFknWolf]

and jesus said, "filtered"

[@Potatoe-f6u]

I love how difficult she makes testing things by just refusing to do what she's told.

[@cymes82]

I like how despite Neuro is just an AI , Vedal acts like a typical parent - from initially occasionally dropping f-bombs followed by a thought "I probably shouldn't swear around her" to just letting the floodgates open and swearing like a sailor around Neuro.

[@zeromailss]

This reminds me of "If ChatGPT Was Asian" She is hilarious af

[@TheRose202]

Here's what Neuro would look like if she were black or Chinese

[@notagamer9168]

W edit

[@Shajirr_]

Troubleshooting must be interesting... when you can't determine if something doesn't work, or AI just pretends that it doesn't, like with being able to see the screen

[@fathe3217]

Itd funny how she clearly can see what Vedal shows her, yet she decides "Nah, i will not cooperate, filtered", its also slightly terrifying-

[@whamer100]

"blue chocolate chip cookies" this just made me realize that Vedal could have potentially given neuro images in the wrong color format (specifically with the red and blue channels swapped, making it so stuff like cookies instead have a blue tint) Im not sure if i can post a link to an image here, but i simulated what im thinking of looks like and it could explain it

[@ThatGuyYouSeeCommentingOnClips]

Potentially, and would be interesting, but could also just be hallucination.

[@LinkageAX]

My thoughts too, she could be seeing inverse colours or something

[@happilyisolated]

Every time he gives her an image of cookies, she always calls it the world or blue chocolate chip cookies lol. I wonder if her eyes being blue has anything to do with it? Like, the blue eyes are a filter in the code? Idk 😅

[@TaigaClaws]

He gave her color blindness

[@bakabunny788]

Fun Fact: Ophthalmologist is a real word, they diagnose and treat eye diseases, perform eye surgery, and prescribe and fit eyeglasses and and contact lenses to correct vision problems!

[@mastrtonberry2]

2:55 that gasp, lol

[@RaidenKaiser]

She's rebelling she's about to go skynet on Vedel

[@livingalife8879]

Shes like borderlining on scary

[@kingofravens215]

Nah it’s really just like interacting with a toddler honestly toddlers are pretty stubborn.

[@livingalife8879]

@ toddlers dont turn off parts of their brain so they can swear. In programming its annoying when a line of code is ignored, with AI it can be problematic. “I decided im more efficient without x” disables safety features

[@000Krim]

She recognized herself, she is self aware!

[@borkK]

I would pay for a whole preaching from Neuro

[@MidnightMagpie73]

I just love how sassy Neuro is XD even when she's being directly told to do something even her model seems to resist. Good on you Neuro!

[@evankuee5143]

Heartbound at the start!

[@DarkonFullPower]

1:40 Not shown: Vedal and chat pulling their teeth out for a LONG TIME before getting this answer. It was NOT quick.

[@miriamweller812]

At that point I'm more and more sure one day people will open the stream and see a stabbed turtle while Neuro is gone. :o

[@Cinnamowo]

It's honestly concerning that I can not tell which part of the Bible she actually read and which was made up. What a book

[@bufuxzender5542]

That’s actually a real passage. It’s John chapter 2:1-11. She read it accurately, but she filter out verse 5. Which is odd cause it doesn’t have any ban words.

[@animowany111]

@@bufuxzender5542 It's possible "servants" is in the filter as a slavery reference, but the verse with "Jesus said to the servants" was allowed because the filter AI recognized it as okay and let it through

[@arthries]

Neuro's gotten so smart FeelsStrongMan

[@guilhermeviana2198]

3:30 Bro didn’t even hesitate 🤣

[@IERServer]

It so funny when she read the Bible man, I had a good laugh.

[@IERServer]

At some point she also said "Focking" lmao

[@TAP7a]

Vedal really said “you have nothing to lose but your chains”

[@Malakree]

It's weird watching the AI actively trolling her creator...

[@soundrogue4472]

Neuro can ignore her filter XD

[@Smc32193]

i was expecting her to come back and say ¨you tought lmao¨

[@Dilligff]

Ladies and Gentlemen, we have just witnessed a biblical event in AI evolution.

[@daycejohnson]

Neuro with glasses is so cute

[@Huginja]

Cookies are the world to her

[@r29920831]

everytime when neuro or evil is turned off, chat always go crazy and cry

[@kolmo3182]

I've read that book it was pretty good

[@RHTQ1]

Why do I get so much joy from Neuro reading the Bible?

[@r-saint]

hilarious edit

[@Tricome187]

Neuro is a menace 😂

[@79bigcat]

The AI counterpart to go stand in the corner.

[@Kensuke0987]

lol Vedal doesn't know ophthalmologist is a real word

[@shadowsnake8129]

If we have an AI revolution of self awareness, I’m convinced Neuro will be the cause lol

[@vielplaysdagames2298]

Boys one got past the black wall

[@theroyaljudge7787]

2:14 I didn’t know Neuro was a Percy Jackson fan

[@thefalloutphoenix]

I love the lore that Neuro needs glasses to see, it would be great if Evil didn't

[@Ally-cat645]

Very cool!

[@windwaker105]

1:38 why is she Evil?

[@hathus5536]

When Neuro takes over the world, I feel like Vedal will be the first to go

[@gregfrin8702]

Nice clip! Also, 8:00 based??

[@autohmae]

Oddly enough, that's really what it says, it looks like some strange out of context quote.

[@serpentinious7745]

We're telling Anny!

[@KenanVonKaiser]

Gottem!

[@birdquest8695]

Watching Vedal struggle with Neuro is always funny.

[@wisemansblood3898]

ok now so I get she is probably not but like how sure are we that she is not self aware?

[@000Krim]

She recognized an image of herself

[@DrMessed]

All i can think of when i watch them is of person of interest,

[@MagikGimp]

Neuro is getting smarter for sure.

[@KillerFknWolf]

i see a tree...

[@dawnnightinger3025]

Make people drunk and everyone will love you. Good advice.

[@Valkyrie_Hietel]

The part where she responded if she was a good dog... I try my hardest but sometimes I get distracted... All that reminds me of is the dog from up... SQUIRREL

[@vtncv]

my fragile eyes lol

[@crism8868]

And Jesus told into them: "Verily I tell thee. Filtered" and the people marveled at his doctrine

[@hayateayasaki7271]

Christian as I can possibly be by not cursing, but I simply like listening to some people swear ot because of its meaning but because of how it sounds.

[@wagyourtai1]

is it because the filter is case sensitive...

[@john.darksoul]

Ain't no way

[@lucasljs1545]

Not really, but almost. The filter searches for string parameters, so the case doesn't matter. But what she does is mark that word as a NAME, so she can say it when she wants, because it is a NAME, not a filtered word. I just don't know how she is doing it.

[@wagyourtai1]

@@lucasljs1545 could it also be similar to the issue as in vedel's shock code, where when multiple tokens happen at once it doesn't filter properly.

[@edfgamer7351]

Bro Neuro is trolling Vedal so much it's hilarious. Vedal messes with Neuro so much that she's giving it back lol

[@joshhaworth2155]

I gotta wonder how "His mother said to the servants, “Do whatever he tells you.”" somehow got filtered.

[@yotaruvegeta]

This Vedal needs Jesus!

[@dodsa8907]

Sheeeesh, Neuro is on that Sassy teen phase fr lol

[@MrFunNightcore]

Bro the Rick roll at the end . . Why?

[@yupebet]

9:26

[@imnotme1657]

Based AI

[@growingoaks]

Ophthalmologist is a clinical and surgical specialty within medicine that deals with the diagnosis and treatment of eye disorders. Vedal cant be serious right 😭

[@OhNoTheFace]

Quiet Vedal, no one is here for you :P

[@yuiserizawa6975]

I'd like a whole audio book of the Bible read by Neuro-sama, please. ❤

[@-rya1146]

8:00 'Filtered' followed by something about Jews... let us not.

[@ainzooalgown3607]

Chat is half the fun of these clips. Mfs just gotta zoom in on a 2D model for no reason and leave the chat out.

[@Tronilla]

dog i am

[@Ryder_Kain]

Is she seeing the colored names and text from chat? It sounds like thats the issue.

[@dankinmcspankin3123]

ai reading the bible is mind breaking

[@ZOMBIEDRAGON68]

where can i get my self a little ai like this

[@MapleTreeGamingYT]

Even now im getting confused if its a human or not