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Camille Driguet

Camille Driguet

Күн бұрын

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@unclescipio3136
@unclescipio3136 Жыл бұрын
"If you don't eat beef, and you don't eat cow, how can you be alive?" I can confirm that this is an accurate representation of South African gastronomic culture.
@yuggoth69
@yuggoth69 Жыл бұрын
How about veal? 😅
@one-seventh
@one-seventh Жыл бұрын
@@yuggoth69 We call it sheep.
@yuggoth69
@yuggoth69 Жыл бұрын
@@one-seventh 🤣
@yuggoth69
@yuggoth69 Жыл бұрын
@@one-seventh So, if you are talking about ”beef" and "cow", you are actually referring to what everybody else calls "male and female Elephant"?
@qq84
@qq84 Жыл бұрын
It's right.
@saraplato1331
@saraplato1331 Ай бұрын
These two should have received an award for this skit. Brilliantly Flawless!
@sas2300
@sas2300 Жыл бұрын
This is so funny. I love how they keep throwing in the "disabled child" line 😂 😂
@ebdr07
@ebdr07 7 ай бұрын
And where the one attendant say "I think they gave me the spina bifida".
@pineapplepenumbra
@pineapplepenumbra 5 ай бұрын
Please have some respect, they are having to help a disabled child.
@Valhalla.Studio
@Valhalla.Studio 4 жыл бұрын
When I'm in a bad mood I come back to this classic video to cheer me up!
@abhishekvenkitaraman7797
@abhishekvenkitaraman7797 3 жыл бұрын
Same 😂
@martinmurray6378
@martinmurray6378 2 жыл бұрын
Fucking oath. Beef or cow
@chriswaters3442
@chriswaters3442 2 жыл бұрын
Letters Live Alan Carr Stupidity is good, too.
@atyourservice
@atyourservice Жыл бұрын
pervert
@InFltSvc
@InFltSvc 7 жыл бұрын
As a former Flight Attendant I am falling out of my seat laughing at this ! This is hilarious!
@lubov5569
@lubov5569 2 жыл бұрын
You remember your past :)
@vivvpprof
@vivvpprof 2 жыл бұрын
Why did you resign, if that's not too personal of a question? 👀
@힐만94
@힐만94 Жыл бұрын
I can feel your satisfaction if the karen's role is reversed, isn't it? 😅
@JasonBlack66
@JasonBlack66 Жыл бұрын
Why coz it rings true? "It's Funny coz it's true"?
@dumb_as_rocks
@dumb_as_rocks Жыл бұрын
___________________________________________________________ everyone above this line needs jesus
@simpleyasser2251
@simpleyasser2251 4 жыл бұрын
No flight attendant parodies can ever beat this sketch
@MsYtab
@MsYtab 3 жыл бұрын
What! It's a parody????
@wafflewoman4769
@wafflewoman4769 2 жыл бұрын
@@MsYtab 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😉
@DeathnoteBB
@DeathnoteBB 2 жыл бұрын
Jeanie Weenie begs to differ
@nailartguy3363
@nailartguy3363 2 жыл бұрын
Do a search for Pam Ann and you’ll realize the error of your ways!
@andrewgardner9615
@andrewgardner9615 2 жыл бұрын
You for coffee?
@MKCley
@MKCley 4 жыл бұрын
The way they say “WHAT” takes me away. This whole show is always funny throughout the years one of my favorite.
@PROVOCATEURSK
@PROVOCATEURSK 2 жыл бұрын
Beef or cow?
@HauntFreak13
@HauntFreak13 2 жыл бұрын
“Wot?”
@alexkipa
@alexkipa 7 ай бұрын
What show is it?
@CheshireKitten90
@CheshireKitten90 9 жыл бұрын
"If you don't eat beef and you don't eat cow - how can you be alive?!" JUST GREAT!!
@the-chipette
@the-chipette 6 жыл бұрын
Basically my response to vegans
@dhammupandit3582
@dhammupandit3582 6 жыл бұрын
One word. HINDUS.
@sonifyoudontandtheywereroo7142
@sonifyoudontandtheywereroo7142 5 жыл бұрын
Vegans are challenged
@accedetovegandriversrodnry9279
@accedetovegandriversrodnry9279 5 жыл бұрын
No
@aiden_f0urie
@aiden_f0urie 4 жыл бұрын
chipette same.
@Mr2at
@Mr2at 11 жыл бұрын
If you don't think this is funny, you must be a nervous flyer.
@Mr2at
@Mr2at 9 жыл бұрын
Are you a nervous flyer?
@Mr2at
@Mr2at 9 жыл бұрын
Nervous flyer?
@Mr2at
@Mr2at 9 жыл бұрын
I think you have given me the spina bifida!
@Mr2at
@Mr2at 9 жыл бұрын
What?
@SapphireNightCore
@SapphireNightCore 9 жыл бұрын
XD
@carlwadley1175
@carlwadley1175 Жыл бұрын
My partner just pointed out that they actually reference each of the passengers in the following scenes as they’re walking onto the plane i.e - they call the vegetarian ‘hippy’ and the nervous flyer ‘lesbian’ - I never noticed this before, but adds another layer of brilliance to the writing.
@jimcarry5208
@jimcarry5208 6 жыл бұрын
I'm a former In-charge flight attendant and I can confirm that this is real...I had a female flight attendant shout: Leather or feather when serving food..and then she denied an over weight lady a beef choice and told her : cows don't eat cows...ture story...and many other stories like it...
@Argenbiz
@Argenbiz 2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha brilliant
@hankkingsley9300
@hankkingsley9300 2 жыл бұрын
You can't make that s*** up right there
@donzioldbuddy
@donzioldbuddy Жыл бұрын
She needs her own show!
@MsMesem
@MsMesem Жыл бұрын
Asked for a top up of a beverage (cup half full). "You want it, you wear it." a very surly Air NZ Flight Attendant.
@silentautisticdragon-kp9sw
@silentautisticdragon-kp9sw Жыл бұрын
She must have disturbed the disabled child.
@mikemathews4478
@mikemathews4478 7 жыл бұрын
Ive watched this so many times and each time I laugh just as hard. I wish I could find more episodes
@apolloeimai
@apolloeimai Жыл бұрын
They just exude the energy of "I've been doing this for over twenty years and passengers are just a nuisance to me!" perfectly!!!
@BibTheBoulderTheOriginalOne
@BibTheBoulderTheOriginalOne 7 ай бұрын
They remind me of people I work with....
@florinivan6907
@florinivan6907 Ай бұрын
Is that believable though?They look to be at most 30 so 20+ years implies they started working at 9?Or is South Africa even worse than I thought?
@weloveannanetrebko
@weloveannanetrebko 7 жыл бұрын
This is genius and giving me so much life. "Stop, think, disabled child" "I think she's given me the spina bidifa" LMAOOOOOOOO
@stijnvandamme76
@stijnvandamme76 2 жыл бұрын
we Actually used that at work for a while whenever somebody asked a question he should be able to figure out himself or just at random to get refocussed in a hot troubleshoot/escallation instead of stop , challenge, focus stop think disabled child.
@baljeep_gay
@baljeep_gay 7 жыл бұрын
They're effective at disarming terrorists, and helping disabled children
@Lehite
@Lehite Жыл бұрын
Lost track of how many times I’ve watched this and it still makes me laugh every time 😅
@sportyguyusa
@sportyguyusa Жыл бұрын
I absolutely love these two! They need their own show!
@GiggleBytes2011
@GiggleBytes2011 Жыл бұрын
They did have, it was called Beehive, which is where the sketch came from back in 2008
@stevevaboy
@stevevaboy Жыл бұрын
Absolutely hilarious! I could watch this over and over again and still get tickled each time! They are spot on horrible and funny!
@ElTiano21
@ElTiano21 2 жыл бұрын
“Shut up, turbulence, belt up, don’t make me put a blanket on you, you wouldn’t like it” 😂😂😂😂
@cacampbell3654
@cacampbell3654 5 жыл бұрын
I’ve only watched the first couple of minutes, but am in awe of the way the scriptwriter (or writers) captured how people who abuse their power can distort the truth, intimidate and humiliate innocent people who pose no threat, behave unprofessionally but so self righteously that it can be extremely hard to stand up for oneself!!
@MaracasValleyGirl
@MaracasValleyGirl Жыл бұрын
Welcome to Africa
@ramonburchell6366
@ramonburchell6366 Жыл бұрын
This is a comedy skit mate
@OlsenTheWonderDog
@OlsenTheWonderDog Жыл бұрын
Lighten up Francis!
@oz_jones
@oz_jones Жыл бұрын
@@ramonburchell6366 >comedy is only surface level Mate, don't breed.
@juanpat3d
@juanpat3d Жыл бұрын
you must be a nervous flyer
@seansteele9421
@seansteele9421 9 жыл бұрын
Beef or Cow? I'm sorry we're out of cow you'll have beef LMAO these 2 are hilarious
@solunasunrise
@solunasunrise 6 жыл бұрын
biff pliss !
@themeparkfans7139
@themeparkfans7139 4 жыл бұрын
I love the, if you dont eat beef or cow, how are you alive
@richiehartanto7695
@richiehartanto7695 3 жыл бұрын
And then the funny thing is after that they still asked other passengers with “beef or cow?” 😂
@JamesTrifolium
@JamesTrifolium 3 жыл бұрын
But she’s standing right there, there is clearly a cow on the plane. Two in fact.
@hoodatdondar2664
@hoodatdondar2664 Жыл бұрын
@@JamesTrifolium What?
@gavinross1794
@gavinross1794 8 жыл бұрын
I want to complain, but I dont want to upset the disabled child
@eonvanheerden5591
@eonvanheerden5591 5 жыл бұрын
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
@SurgeryIsWoke
@SurgeryIsWoke 3 жыл бұрын
Stop. Think. Disabled child. 😂😹
@Methasulem
@Methasulem 2 жыл бұрын
Fool
@WaterChleo
@WaterChleo 6 жыл бұрын
"...I haven't had any." "She's embarrassing herself!" "And this disabled child." **search and point Laughing to tears.
@billydeeuk
@billydeeuk 2 жыл бұрын
The disabled child has nothing to do with it. And he’s not even disabled
@pantherman8719
@pantherman8719 Жыл бұрын
She's not embarrassing anybody. She's on holiday and just wants a drink.
@anthonysiciliano861
@anthonysiciliano861 5 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who thought the funniest part of this skit was when the two stewardesses suddenly went silent as the black passenger boarded the plane? lol
@smart422
@smart422 4 жыл бұрын
Racist stewardess
@auggith
@auggith 3 жыл бұрын
It’s white, from South Africa and the 80s it’s to be expected 😂
@ryanedwards7449
@ryanedwards7449 3 жыл бұрын
Bullshit,, not everyone were racist aasholes
@Zduneczeek
@Zduneczeek 3 жыл бұрын
Nah, the funniest was when she threatened to cover the lady with a blanket and she wouldn't like it xD
@Genevois1205
@Genevois1205 3 жыл бұрын
You are not the only one...I laughed so hard that I had to restart the video as I'd missed half the damned thing! I still laugh every time I watch this. 😂
@arieltolstoy5068
@arieltolstoy5068 2 жыл бұрын
This is such an accurate representation of flying South Africa’s budget airlines in the 1990s and early 2000s. 🤣 Sun Air springs to mind.
@janskeet1382
@janskeet1382 Жыл бұрын
It’s not a comedy. It’s a documentary. 💕
@andreniggel5467
@andreniggel5467 24 күн бұрын
recently on my Lufthansaflight (2800€ B-Class) from Frankfurt to SA: Ringing for the FA: "Excuse me Miss its under 16 Celsius here, iam freezing"-Flight Attendant:" Well sorry Sir, that CANT BE we set it to 20 Degeree Celsius." Me: yes, but please have a look, right here where iam seated its only 16 (showing my thermometer). Answer:" Well Sir its VERY COMPLICATED to have the SET Temperature in ALL Areas" Huh?Come again? say what-because of the magic invisible curtain? What? Nevermind. Me: "can i have a blanket then please?FA: "Sorry Sir-we are out of blankets."Huh? (wonder why-maybe its below 16 Celsius and EVERYONE is already freezing, maybe?) Me-getting up, walking to very front openning the overhead dep where they store them-take one out of 50-returning silent to my seat. FA: "You know Sir (with a voice how you talk to infants:"Youre REALLY NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT" Me: well, right-so youre going to arrest me now? Just .............off.LH is a joke in 2024 no Comedy needed.
@beatnikrn2945
@beatnikrn2945 6 жыл бұрын
“I’ll give you some Valium to help you shut up.” 😂. This could totally work in a hospital setting. I have a nurse friend from Cameroon and we two pretty much fit this caricature!
@rbeygarcia
@rbeygarcia 9 жыл бұрын
I would say something but... don't want to upset the disabled child. lmao
@h3025
@h3025 8 жыл бұрын
Stop… Think… Disabled Child!
@vidhu0211
@vidhu0211 7 жыл бұрын
what..
@KostasTsakalidis
@KostasTsakalidis 7 жыл бұрын
I-rre-sponsi-ble
@mistertofu
@mistertofu 6 жыл бұрын
plutorama THINK... the disabled child.
@huiyah469
@huiyah469 9 жыл бұрын
I love the joke when they just throw the nuts on the passengers
@NigeRossAtFeijoaSoftware
@NigeRossAtFeijoaSoftware 8 жыл бұрын
+Roy Larmour I'm not sure that's a joke?
@huiyah469
@huiyah469 8 жыл бұрын
+Nige Ross I think it is , so let's go with it is
@myklagenfurt
@myklagenfurt 6 жыл бұрын
It remembers me of my turkish Airline flight two years ago. Aah, they will never See me again..
@muratcanyarasir5224
@muratcanyarasir5224 5 жыл бұрын
Pantai oh Im sure they are so sorry that they won’t see you again ....
@samroy5967
@samroy5967 5 жыл бұрын
Hui Yah You should fly American Airlines domestic route. That’s how they serve nuts to everyone.
@shadxcruz
@shadxcruz 6 жыл бұрын
I live with Spina Bifida...”She gave me the Spina Bifida” had me horse laughing!
@gcm747
@gcm747 Жыл бұрын
What an absolute gem of a skit. A treat to find. “If you don’t eat beef and you don’t eat cow, how can you be alive”? 😂
@atamikolew
@atamikolew Жыл бұрын
“LAND the plane! This woman LIVES for her job!” 😂
@JulianPardoe
@JulianPardoe 2 жыл бұрын
An absolute classic. "Beef or cow" reminds me of travelling on a certain Canadian airline.
@rovercoupe7104
@rovercoupe7104 Жыл бұрын
Air Transat?
@goliathsparrow1082
@goliathsparrow1082 6 жыл бұрын
"if your a vegetarian, you dont get any chocolate moose"- lol
@sampielouw
@sampielouw 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@debraashilley1057
@debraashilley1057 3 жыл бұрын
Haaaaaaa
@jessicali8594
@jessicali8594 2 жыл бұрын
I didn't get it until I saw that spelling. Not mousse, but moose.
@Janus-fn2uz
@Janus-fn2uz Жыл бұрын
MOUSSE. GOT IT?
@entropybentwhistle
@entropybentwhistle 10 ай бұрын
@@Janus-fn2uzThey can’t spell it because they’re a disabled child.
@titichartay7216
@titichartay7216 2 жыл бұрын
Just come across this. Excellent, very funny & very acute at how powerless people are when confronted by bullies who are impervious to logic, self awareness and empathy. As a disabled person highly amused by the trope of "the disabled child". Great performances & writing.
@hoodatdondar2664
@hoodatdondar2664 Жыл бұрын
I think they are now working on a Russian troll farm.
@traceytorrington7447
@traceytorrington7447 11 ай бұрын
Not scared of the gun and explosives either.
@rosequartz4102
@rosequartz4102 2 жыл бұрын
I think I could brew a whole pot of tea, drink it and watch this over and over until it's gone 😂 I was laughing about three seconds into it and didn't stop
@youtubecensors5419
@youtubecensors5419 Жыл бұрын
Wot?
@PeterJohnJnb
@PeterJohnJnb 10 жыл бұрын
Oh would everyone get over themselves?!?!?! I'm South African and Afrikaans and I thought it was hilarious!!
@nntflow7058
@nntflow7058 5 жыл бұрын
I don't understand what you're saying. You must be a nervous flyer.
@ajoajoajoaj
@ajoajoajoaj 5 жыл бұрын
@Brad Smith "Dutchman stereotypes" are about as relevant for Afrikaners as British stereotypes for Americans. Even less so since They're not even the same language anymore.
@eonvanheerden5591
@eonvanheerden5591 4 жыл бұрын
@@nntflow7058 🤣🤣🤣
@aiden_f0urie
@aiden_f0urie 4 жыл бұрын
Same, I am South African and Afrikaans. I also think this is hilarious.
@TM-ef4qh
@TM-ef4qh 3 жыл бұрын
I totally get you - I’m Australian - almost the same thing 😂
@alanjackson526
@alanjackson526 8 жыл бұрын
Parts of this look like a recruitment video for British airways lol
@sampielouw
@sampielouw 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@lehlohonolomangena6445
@lehlohonolomangena6445 10 жыл бұрын
"Beef or cow?"
@Keep-on-ok
@Keep-on-ok 7 жыл бұрын
Lol
@jan3211200
@jan3211200 7 жыл бұрын
Lehlohonolo Mangena wait...... isnt cow and beef the same thing... also they really pwned that terrorist....
@kulturfreund6631
@kulturfreund6631 7 жыл бұрын
I´ll have pig pork.
@miniwa1698
@miniwa1698 6 жыл бұрын
BEEF OR CHICKEN?
@ioriols73
@ioriols73 6 жыл бұрын
Lehlohonolo Mangena di essere l’unica persona con cui parlare della mia classe ci siamo anche qui si parla di me stesso tempo in più ti voto l’abbinamento un altro hfhnvgj di
@Tom-kt8lu
@Tom-kt8lu 4 жыл бұрын
‘Madam, this menu has been devised for the especially difficult, so that means Jews and hippies.’ Lmao.
@hajde8128
@hajde8128 Жыл бұрын
These two could've single handedly prevented 9/11
@stevenfacer4818
@stevenfacer4818 2 жыл бұрын
My all time FAVORITE video. So wrong and oh so funny. I've only seen it over 100 times. Nothing better.
@fixizin
@fixizin 2 жыл бұрын
The Beehive ladies are SOOOOooo hilarious!... even the little details, such as their "wings" insignia has only ONE wing! 🤣
@simperous4308
@simperous4308 11 ай бұрын
Like all the other non-pilot wings… i.pinimg.com/originals/ef/a8/42/efa842ecc2d8acba033c90c3b22876de.jpg
@user-cc7vx7sw4z
@user-cc7vx7sw4z Жыл бұрын
“Stop, think, disabled child” is my new motto
@jaymacgee_A_Bawbag_Blethering
@jaymacgee_A_Bawbag_Blethering Жыл бұрын
Just ….fkn … hilarious !! That must be the 20th time I’ve watched it and still laugh every time … joyous stuff😅 👍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
@GregConquest
@GregConquest 3 жыл бұрын
This is from Beehive, a 2008 British TV series. There are other skits available online.
@shangobunni5
@shangobunni5 2 жыл бұрын
Looking it up now. Thanks!
@umbuch
@umbuch Жыл бұрын
Really hilarious, since I seen for the very first time, I keep watching it, and I can´'t quit, thanks for post it!
@Skydiva69
@Skydiva69 7 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite skits of all time
@1Kent
@1Kent Жыл бұрын
Hysterical! "Your wife's looks have crumbled". "And a Valium to help you shut up!" 😆😝
@florence6137
@florence6137 9 жыл бұрын
I am commandeering this plane!!! What? I am commandeering this plane! What? I am commandeering this plane?
@dimaggiolewis
@dimaggiolewis 8 жыл бұрын
+C Th to be honest the first few times I actually couldnt get what he was saying, sounded like 'coming down with the plane' lol
@LuannOsbourne
@LuannOsbourne 6 жыл бұрын
stop with the what bullshit you pc sjw
@lisapatton3746
@lisapatton3746 6 жыл бұрын
C Th sit down sir the seat belt sign is on
@gambacherkalbenstein
@gambacherkalbenstein 4 жыл бұрын
WHUT?!
@JurieBotha
@JurieBotha 11 жыл бұрын
Sad Fact is that they probably better air hostesses than you find on South african Airways these days...
@batleyman
@batleyman 11 жыл бұрын
Too true..worst airline crew I have ever flown with.Never use them again
@kerenlee6830
@kerenlee6830 10 жыл бұрын
On an SA airline flight I once tried to sleep on the floor and the flight attendant kicked me!
@lauraharris9438
@lauraharris9438 9 жыл бұрын
Keren Lee ...but why the hell would you sleep on the floor you moron
@doublexolon
@doublexolon 9 жыл бұрын
+Keren Lee That's because you decided to sleep on the floor dumb shit
@redacted6696
@redacted6696 6 жыл бұрын
Keren Lee yeah no shit why the fuck were you sleeping on the floor? You deserve to be kicked.
@toastiwoasti
@toastiwoasti 8 жыл бұрын
She's a nervous flier XD
@cascadalee8098
@cascadalee8098 8 жыл бұрын
she is a naves flaie
@mswsjsu
@mswsjsu 8 жыл бұрын
Hysterical !!!!!!! I'd love to have them on my inflight team!!!!!!
@axkatan
@axkatan 7 жыл бұрын
It is so funny - please do more of it !!!!
@JimTimber
@JimTimber Жыл бұрын
Ha ha ! ..I watch this almost every day !! lmao !! ..brilliant comedy !! 😂😂🤣🤣
@madrx2
@madrx2 6 жыл бұрын
It's the JetStar staff training video.
@Deltasource
@Deltasource 4 жыл бұрын
I really want to see this girls have it out with a Karen wanting to speak to their manager
@searchindex3438
@searchindex3438 2 жыл бұрын
Wot? Wot? Wot?
@HooDatDonDar
@HooDatDonDar Жыл бұрын
@@searchindex3438 They would tell her she was just trying to compensate for not being able to have children - maybe true, at that.
@jackrobinsonau
@jackrobinsonau 7 жыл бұрын
Electronic slimming belts don't work here! Hahaha
@mistertofu
@mistertofu 6 жыл бұрын
She's a nervous flyer.
@snakebitepellehue
@snakebitepellehue 8 жыл бұрын
"Madam, please think of the Spina Bifida". 4:40 Am I the only person with Spina Bifida who found this funny?
@krasnoyarsk512
@krasnoyarsk512 8 жыл бұрын
yes
@christopherbouchard9921
@christopherbouchard9921 5 жыл бұрын
I thought it was a laugh Riot and my back looks like a question mark bent over taking a shit. Lol
@romeovcode7559
@romeovcode7559 6 жыл бұрын
Never get tired of watching this😹😹
@jmcoelho7
@jmcoelho7 3 ай бұрын
These two work so well together, well written sketch
@nathangray8354
@nathangray8354 3 жыл бұрын
I would pay extra to go on this airline! 😂
@smartalecc
@smartalecc 2 жыл бұрын
That Gary Glitter detail is such an intensely accurate detail - my mother grew up in South Africa and he was known to visit where she lived and request South African girls no older than 13
@maureenlaneski2802
@maureenlaneski2802 2 жыл бұрын
Ooohh... :( That is sad and upsetting.
@KellyOsborne222
@KellyOsborne222 Жыл бұрын
She's definitely a nervous flyer. The wife is definitely an alcoholic. And that selfish vegetarian was definitely raising her voice. They have all upset that poor disabled child.
@SearchIndex
@SearchIndex 7 ай бұрын
I could have this on a loop …it never gets old 😂
@Thebest-wz7uf
@Thebest-wz7uf 7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@openminded23
@openminded23 8 жыл бұрын
I can't stop laughing!!!! I'm vegetarian... hahahahahahahahaha
@hkchan1339
@hkchan1339 7 жыл бұрын
The cow is a vegetarian animal
@wafflewoman4769
@wafflewoman4769 2 жыл бұрын
But did you get any chocolate mousse?🤔😉
@hankkingsley9300
@hankkingsley9300 2 жыл бұрын
What?
@Gambit771
@Gambit771 2 жыл бұрын
Typical, you don't need to spot the vegetarian because they'll always let you know they are.
@itsonlytaylor5124
@itsonlytaylor5124 8 жыл бұрын
Sign me up to work with them, it'd be a fun job
@cascadalee8098
@cascadalee8098 8 жыл бұрын
l will be a nevous flire
@nicholasroberts6954
@nicholasroberts6954 2 жыл бұрын
Like Cleese, this series of Air Africaans videos must have, by now, become a standard component in the Air Industry cabin staff course !
@KaiTakApproach
@KaiTakApproach 7 жыл бұрын
This is exactly the kind of contempt you get on a business call with the Dutch or Flemish, lol.
@MsMesem
@MsMesem Жыл бұрын
Yes or in person. Had far too many experiences. Hard people.
@johnbeaton6973
@johnbeaton6973 Жыл бұрын
and some valium to help you shut up!! Brilliant. These two are priceless.
@dorode3222
@dorode3222 Жыл бұрын
Hello, do you know what they say before "and a bag to "..."?
@SearchIndex
@SearchIndex 4 ай бұрын
This has me crying 😂every.single.time. I. watch. It 😂
@62DAP
@62DAP 6 жыл бұрын
Wesley Snipes! I adore this. "will this holiday make me happy? No."
@ShellaLuna91
@ShellaLuna91 7 күн бұрын
“And your wife’s looks have crumbled.” this line had me on the floor laughing 😂
@thedolphin5428
@thedolphin5428 3 жыл бұрын
Watched this 50 times now. Only just heard at 4:25 "... specially designed for the difficult -- that means Jews and Hippies".
@Jo-id9zm
@Jo-id9zm 5 жыл бұрын
Aaaaahahaha, that Wesley Snipes gag at the end had me in stitches.
@alexmendez9792
@alexmendez9792 5 жыл бұрын
but I didn't get that very last part... I was mostly laughing at the girl interrupted bit and the fact that they were bouncing so mindlessly... lol
@HauntFreak13
@HauntFreak13 5 жыл бұрын
Alex Méndez Cause he’s black and they’re racist. Lol.
@alexmendez9792
@alexmendez9792 5 жыл бұрын
@@HauntFreak13 oh! I get it now... I had no idea who the guy was... I mean, I did not know him by name :P. thanks!
@RicardoMartinez-jy5lo
@RicardoMartinez-jy5lo 6 жыл бұрын
This sketch of comedy television show is a masterpiece of both script-writing and acting. It plays with elements of British nonsense literature, as the absurdity of the situations aboard, absurdity that makes a lot of sense, though, renders it hilarious. Stereotypes about Afrikaners are handled to make the audience laugh, yet at the same time Afrikaner females are portrayed as tough when handling the terrorist, albeit they are also hilariously bad-mannered and ill-tempered; and beautiful!
@DeathnoteBB
@DeathnoteBB 2 жыл бұрын
Whats the show
@KingRagnar
@KingRagnar 2 жыл бұрын
@@DeathnoteBB Beehive
@thedolphin5428
@thedolphin5428 Жыл бұрын
They're all Australians.
@TheFairyintheFishBowl
@TheFairyintheFishBowl Жыл бұрын
You can tell - their Afrikaans accents aren’t the best. They gave it a good shot though!
@gutz323
@gutz323 Жыл бұрын
​@@thedolphin5428It's a British show featuring 1 Australian woman, Sarah Kendell.
@stephenheath5065
@stephenheath5065 6 ай бұрын
This is one of the funniest videos ever, just cracks me up.
@jamesbradley3498
@jamesbradley3498 2 жыл бұрын
I'd make a small wager that alot of airline personnel would love to have a work day like this.
@HooDatDonDar
@HooDatDonDar Жыл бұрын
I’d make a larger wager that some of them do!
@eliseihle4574
@eliseihle4574 Жыл бұрын
As a childless nervous flyer (claustrophobia not flying) who is overweight and has psoriasis, (skin condition lol?) I still find this hilarious. And also take your own water on board! 😂😂😂
@annaf3915
@annaf3915 Жыл бұрын
As a former childless and overweight nervous flyer let me tell you flying with children while still being overweight and nervous is about the 5th circle of hell 😵‍💫
@annaf3915
@annaf3915 Жыл бұрын
Oh and where do they let you take your water on board? I usually (and by usually I mean every 3 years when I can't avoid it) fly from Vienna and they make you pour out all your water before security check because it might be explosive liquid, then give you the option of buying a small bottle for the price of a Magnum Dom Perignon or refill your empty bottle from the luke warm taps in the smelly windowless bathrooms
@eliseihle4574
@eliseihle4574 Жыл бұрын
@annaf3915 yea I go for the luke warm tap water option 😂😂😂
@dejonckheere100
@dejonckheere100 Жыл бұрын
These two are absolutly genius. They are nearly as mean as stewardesses on an Air FRANCE flight.
@blessings515
@blessings515 Жыл бұрын
🤣
@MsMesem
@MsMesem Жыл бұрын
who are not as mean as those of Air NZ.
@hereandthere4763
@hereandthere4763 Жыл бұрын
But not as attractive.
@lapb5555
@lapb5555 Жыл бұрын
So true. I made the mistake of asking an Air France flight attendant for water so I could take some medication. Big mistake.
@joebombero1
@joebombero1 Жыл бұрын
Air France kept giving me free bottles of wine! You'll never hear me complain!
@michaele7880
@michaele7880 Жыл бұрын
‘Is that supposed to be an innuendo sir?’ Hilarious.
@gil658
@gil658 7 жыл бұрын
Where can I book a flight with Air Afrikaans. I'd love to fly with them.
@HauntFreak13
@HauntFreak13 2 жыл бұрын
Is that supposed to be an INNUENDO, sir?
@patrickbrowder6857
@patrickbrowder6857 Жыл бұрын
Saw this for the first time yesterday and have returned twice for, "and some valium to help you shut up."
@mikelindbergh642
@mikelindbergh642 7 жыл бұрын
I love these flight attendants. This is so funny and free of political correctness.
@TrueBlueCat
@TrueBlueCat 6 жыл бұрын
If you love them you'll LOVE the ones on UNITED Newark-Delhi even better 😂
@SurgeryIsWoke
@SurgeryIsWoke 3 жыл бұрын
@Mike Lindbergh if you judge your comedy based on its level of political correctness, it's not the actual comedy that's important to you.
@rachelhorwitz9086
@rachelhorwitz9086 2 жыл бұрын
@@SurgeryIsWoke this is correct
@DeathnoteBB
@DeathnoteBB 2 жыл бұрын
The PC part is that the ones being rude are assholes. Have a good day
@Yourmumsrectum
@Yourmumsrectum 2 жыл бұрын
This is making fun of how fcking bad white South Africans are man. Can see even 5 years later your just a fck wit
@ianwest2358
@ianwest2358 Жыл бұрын
Hiya there l love this KZbin clip over the years l met few people from South Africa in London were l am from them 2 lady's on the plane l thought thay did a good job really l love the Afrikaans Accent its like f Dutch and English and German too me l think its great over the years l met few Afrikaans in London l was working in few hotels and l got too meet some people thay was really nice people and thay had very good sense of humor l was.t surprise of that ..lan west
@john85710
@john85710 7 жыл бұрын
The BEST air travel parody ever!
@TheCatBilbo
@TheCatBilbo Жыл бұрын
Taken from the British comedy sketch show 'Beehive' which only lasted one series of five episodes, 2008. It was very funny, too!
@SearchIndex
@SearchIndex 7 ай бұрын
It’s brilliant 😂
@DaringDanielletravels
@DaringDanielletravels Жыл бұрын
How they treated the black passenger boarding the flight is spot on for South Africa!
@one-seventh
@one-seventh Жыл бұрын
In our old torrid past, yes. Things are better now.
@pred7949
@pred7949 Жыл бұрын
how you thought you did something is spot on for blm
@theunpackerPS
@theunpackerPS 3 жыл бұрын
This is my go to clip to cheer me up too! Thanks
@mazafuzle
@mazafuzle 7 жыл бұрын
she is nervous flyer.. gets me every time..
@stefano700
@stefano700 7 ай бұрын
It makes me laugh every time, they should do more !! ❤
@trasdxmad1216
@trasdxmad1216 6 жыл бұрын
At least we know which Flight Attendants to hire when we have a hijack. :)
@catgirlbot
@catgirlbot Жыл бұрын
I needed this 😭😭😭😭😭
@mjames978
@mjames978 Жыл бұрын
I would pay extra for cabin crew like this 😂
@Mgaffo222
@Mgaffo222 8 ай бұрын
Well I’m cabin crew happily they are acting how we all want😂
@martinlagrange8821
@martinlagrange8821 Жыл бұрын
Filmed at Dunsfold - the Top Gear track - as the modified 747 is James Bond's 'Skyfleet Airliner' from "Casino Royale"
@rontan8433
@rontan8433 4 жыл бұрын
Many of their behaviours qualify as modern days Karens!
@mack333
@mack333 2 жыл бұрын
I had a couple of (somewhat) lengthy visits in ZA with a very comfortable Afrikkans family in the 2000s'. My host and her family and friends and associates were the most civil and kind people I could ever hope to meet. But, they did not tolerate rudeness or suffer fools. Any of the critical remarks that I witnessed were well-deserved, delivered constructively in a very direct proper manner. However, I think I can understand how someone unfamiliar with the culture might be put off by some of the more boisterous individuals one can encounter. This was all endearing to me; they were the most genuine/authentic people I have ever had the pleasure to know.
@hankkingsley9300
@hankkingsley9300 2 жыл бұрын
And that's what I like about the south
@GreenManalishiUSA
@GreenManalishiUSA Жыл бұрын
I had an Afrikaner instructor at university. My classmates and I were terrified of her. She had zero tolerance for laziness, inattentiveness, sloppy work, or coming to class unprepared, and she was quick to let us know, in no uncertain terms. However, on the rare occasions when we worked hard and passed her exams, she was just as quick to acknowledge our efforts. This sketch reminded me of those classes. 😀❤️🇿🇦
@HooDatDonDar
@HooDatDonDar Жыл бұрын
@@GreenManalishiUSA Did you have the beef, or cow?
@ramoncitoelbueno9631
@ramoncitoelbueno9631 11 жыл бұрын
Absolutely hilarious! I really enjoyed your longer and super-extended version of the incident...except for that pesky disabled child. He was everywhere and in way too many scenes. Do not get me started on the nervous flyer or the alcoholic or the bomb-toting thug. Thanks for sharing with all Air-Steward/Air-Stewardess personnel. I do feel a new mandatory service-improvement seminar coming soon though, and i have a terrible sick headache already.
@Nae395
@Nae395 Жыл бұрын
This is the funniest thing to be posted online, EVER
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