Air Force recruiter was at chow so he joined the Marines 😭

[@TomElliottJackson]

Why do I feel like the Marine recruiter is locking the other branches doors and waiting at the window to strike...

[@studyandrelaxationmusic-gl1dd]

🎯💯

[@itsnotthatbad2282]

You feel that way because that is exaclty what they do, the Marines Tier one special operations unit is unknown to the public and works in recruiting and without detection is able to infiltrate the other recruiting offices and lock them while communicating to the RS to prepare an ambush on an unsuspecting civilian.

[@brianapotts1407]

This is golden lol I hear that a lot about Marine recruiters 😅

[@Hello_there618]

Improvise, overcome, adapt Semper Fi!

[@dlew223]

They’re probably all laughing their asses off inside when they do it too

[@carlhicks7827]

90% of Marines joined because "it seemed like a good idea at the time".

[@gabrieldesousa8034]

Later on they're gonna say "I wish I had joined the Air Force"

[@planezzz1234]

​@@gabrieldesousa8034thats what every marine ive ever talked to (aside from the recruiter) told me

[@timbuk2.019]

😂😂😂😂

[@godkidableable]

@@planezzz1234why did they say that

[@planezzz1234]

@godkidableable mostly because they just didn't gain enough from the pain that they endured. They're in the air force now

[@andymoran8291]

I feel like marines just slap a airforce sign on a janitor closet door next to them and just wait for kids to fall for the bait and just reel them into their office.

[@bigdee8189]

They probably do, just so the marine recruiters can brainwash more youth!

[@thegreatestcomfortsoflife6947]

Stop giving them ideas 😂😂 too creative ahaha

[@officialthomasjames]

That is genius

[@jemsar2]

😂😂😂

[@friedchickenandwatermelon8307]

You have to do extra cause tricking young impressionable kids is the only way to make the numbers.

[@christopherjones9873]

Literally me, Air Force recruiters office was locked, army was open lol

[@edgarrodriguezsantos3505]

Same here 😂😂😂😂

[@jaydenmercado1195]

Then it didn’t literally happen to you

[@Unknown_Ooh]

The AF recruiter was too busy stalking college students 😂 I ended up going coast guard cause that was the first recruiter that caught me and it was the worst decision of my life (some of the coolest guys and gals tho). I spent 3 1/2 years as a non rate at a small boat station before my spot even opened for M.E. A school.

[@duped8273]

@@Unknown_Ooh coast guard is not even military stop acting like coast guard is military

[@thomasking428]

They make goal with in the 1st quarter

[@nicholas8228]

This is why the Airforce should be your first pick While everyone else is working, Airforce recruiters are out at the day spa, getting their skin all exfoliated and shit

[@studyandrelaxationmusic-gl1dd]

🎯💯

[@ForkLefts]

Not the maintenance dudes though.

[@nicholas8228]

@@ForkLefts oh yeah, I've met some avn techs and avionics guys. They're hard working dudes no doubt. But if the recruiter is always out to lunch and the marine/army guy is there at 06 ya know. It's a pretty good indicator of work life way before you enlist. I know there's extremely hard working motivated dudes in every branch though. I met a 6"4' giant of a man with every army school on him, a bdu resume from hell and I found out he was an air force TACP *tactical air control party*

[@gmeape8827]

No lie. Not working on Christmas, making phone calls at 10pm....yes that was me in the USMC. RS was short by 15ish contracts that month.

[@jasonator69er]

No

[@pearsonpaintauto3457]

100% this is what happened to me! The Air Force recruiter station was locked, so I went to the USMC station and asked when they would be back. My recruiter looked at me and said "why the F would you want to join the Air Force?" Two months later I was on my way to MCRD San Diego.😂

[@ryan0150]

Lmfao

[@nabtig5586]

Damn they got you.

[@memberth7748]

@@nabtig5586 he got tricked

[@R3TROSKULL]

Hell yeah simper fi

[@yaboileeroy3038]

Bro I keep hearing about Air Force always being locked cause they’re out fucking off lmao

[@Kaihayabusa1]

You gotta get an appointment for the Airforce recruiter 😂 -Active Duty Airmen

[@yaezo415]

Cap, buddy should’ve just got the business card on the door, thats what i did.

[@sirslickrock]

Those fools never called me back.

[@leonestello]

😂

[@bakedcookiezzz]

@@sirslickrockwait you serious why? Cause of your asvab score or .. like they lazy?

[@atiermma]

@@sirslickrockjust keep calling

[@anonymouse7394]

This was almost my experience 😭😂. Went to army office. Door was locked was about to walk away when they busted open the door and told me to get tf inside before the Navy or Marines see me 😂

[@betsyromero3]

The Navy and Marines really be stealing people 😂

[@jaredroman3810]

This is spot on the same way i joined. 😂😂😂

[@Melii1_]

Lmfao stop 😭 They couldn’t afford to lose another one

[@micosstar]

AHAHHAHAHAHAH army be desperate in this situation aahahhahahahaha

[@randallmcgrath9345]

Alot of recruiters arr funny af, my brother's was, lol. ​@@Melii1_

[@Zed-ti9uj]

Air Force wants recruits smart enough and initiative to pick the lock, lmao.

[@SpclOps20]

Marines are looking for recruits who are willing to kick the door open and yell “Knock-knock MotherFv

[@Scrub_Lord-en7cq]

Bro was testing out our GT info skills 💀

[@micosstar]

oh my gosh; realistically, it's more of the air force recruiters asking their applicants to set up an appointment

[@oumarcoulibaly4669]

The military is complaining about low recruitment numbers but they have recruiters locking their doors 😂

[@tj_maxx]

Lmfao 😂😂😂

[@eliyahuohiyon7461]

That's mainly the Army. Air Force has a pretty high retention rate, that's why their recruiting mission is so small. Most Marines do one enlistment and get out.

[@antoniokontos5677]

I got laughed at by every branch when I tried to enlist at 5 years old after 9/11 except for the Marines who had me sit down and told me why I couldn't Enlisted gave me the tin they give and a business card with my 18th Bday on it and told me come back when that date came and 13 years later I Enlisted and the now retired master Gunnery Sergeant even came to my Graduation :)

[@robbirob557]

Nice

[@micosstar]

semper fi to that marine recruiter

[@The1andonlyAbber]

That’s awesome!

[@skycat1458]

I bought an ASVAB study guide once. I opened it and an Air Force recruiter's card was in there lol

[@d.r.2907]

and then he was like, "GOT. YO. ASS. NOW."

[@dailyStoic641]

Air Force pissed me off then Marines called like the same week. Headed off in September

[@kevinjohnson6549]

Potentially the worst decision of your life, you still have time to walk away.

[@dailyStoic641]

@@kevinjohnson6549 Fuck it

[@joeynguyen]

@@mackaroni9506sleeping in hotel rooms is badass? 😂

[@coltynwyoung]

I’m in the corps don’t listen to the chair force you’ll be apart of the worlds most elite fighting force for life….and our uniforms look better than everyone else’s lol oorah

[@romannikolaev2970]

@@coltynwyoung worlds most elite fighting force? All love but cmon Man U rly saying they first😂

[@ChrisMaldonadoBacon]

God not only opens doors but he locks them too lol

[@USAFVeteran79]

Three days before my 15th birthday my Daddy (a 22 Year USAF Veteran) came out of a Coma while he was in the VA hospital in Montgomery, AL. He asked me to promise to go in the Air Force and I didn’t hesitate. He passed at the age of 47 the next day. I went to the USAF recruiter on my 18th birthday. My Daddy’s first base was Naha AB on Okinawa. My first base was Kadena AB on Okinawa. Miss him. Every day.🫡

[@AndrewJ9673]

Marine Recruiter tried the same with me. I had a meeting with the Army recruiter, and they were running late to the 15 minutes early deadline so the door was locked. While I was waiting he walked outside and snagged me for a 1 hour conversation, then the Army guys realized I was next door and came and got me lmao.

[@ErikPT]

Those Marines are very sneaky!

[@TheOtherDerek]

I was about to join the Navy... I was in his office about to sign paperwork when they told me to leave for a bit because they had to ask another guy some sensitive questions. I walked the hallways and saw the Air Force, I didn't know the Air Force was a branch of the military. I sat down and spoke with him and he sold me on no roommate dorm rooms and having the highest ratio of women to men. I'm now retired Air Force and I'm so glad the Navy had me leave their office.

[@hllboi817]

U didnt know the air force existed??

[@Fixxate]

"I'm just gonna talk to them man I'm not gonna join"

[@yaboileeroy3038]

That’s been me for three years now. Can’t afford to get my medical straightened out on my own because late twenties and dead end jobs. Navy recruiter said they had doctors to help me out, but as soon as he saw my medical shit, he stopped working with me.

[@J0hnnyrenegxde]

​@@yaboileeroy3038 what was wrong with you?

[@yaboileeroy3038]

@@J0hnnyrenegxde TL;DR: neglectful parents, doctors, meds, hospitals, need waivers, lots of them.

[@ChristianF15cher]

“I’m just gonna put it in my hand and shuffle it, it’s not like I’m gonna have sex with this dude.”

[@micosstar]

@@yaboileeroy3038 did you went marines, sir?

[@anon_c3po]

“I got lost on the way to college, sir!”

[@Resjek]

I was going to the Air Force recruiters and a Navy recruiter ran out the door and caught me. He was like you're here to sign up? I said yeah this is the Airforce right? He said 😅 yeah. Mother fucker lol

[@dejiiledare3274]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@quartersamurai]

Exactly what happened to me 😂 Air Force recruiter was never there and the Marine recruiter was just like “Come talk to me”

[@michaelcassady3862]

I knew that mold in the bricks at MCAS New River wanted to meet me, and the Corps arranged the meeting. Rah.

[@salvadorayala3860]

Good ol cherry point for me

[@MacPNW]

Army said theyd give 10k to join. Navy said youd get 15k. Air Force said 5k Went to the Marine Corps recruiter, told em what the other branches offered and said, 'well what would the marines give?' He gave 5 seconds to get the f+ck out of the office.

[@ayomarvo]

😂😂 ngl this sounds believable

[@RJ-gk4rt]

“You get the privilege of saying you’re a United States Marine”

[@stahlseuche]

USMC Recruiter: I'll give you 25k! OP: Great! 3 months later at MCRD San Diego or Parris Island: *dump truck with 25,000 crayons backs up to you* 🚛🖍️

[@Yourgayhaha]

@@RJ-gk4rt "What MOS would best transfer into civilian life when I get out?" "All of them" -Ssgt Orealla

[@TheTypeofGuy-pb2ui]

@@RJ-gk4rtThat’s word for word what a recruiter told me when I was considering joining. I did my best not to laugh, and just went back to college.

[@Reticulosis]

You guys realize the recruiters all help each other right 😂 they see someone coming and make a quick judgment call to see who gets him, that’s why AF door was locked 😂

[@itsnotthatbad2282]

This is heavily dependent on the Recruiting station, if a certain branch is really struggling in a certain area they ain’t gonna show no mercy to the other recruiters.

[@sirslickrock]

@@itsnotthatbad2282 this is very true. I was living in an Air Force town when I first joined the service and again about five years later. And the Same thing I live near a a Navy area. Yet still to this day I’ve never seen an Air Force recruiter in Las Vegas. I’ve honestly met more people that have won Jackpots…

[@kaylynstevens4097]

You have to make a appointment for airforce, can’t just walk up on us😂

[@garouuchiha4041]

Professionalism, classy. Actual business.

[@_MarlboroMan]

Lol this happened to me back in 2016 when I graduated High School. Air Force recruiter wouldn’t answer phone calls, emails, and was never at the office. My father being retired Air Force and a former recruiter himself was pretty pissed at the situation. The Marines were second on my list due to my uncle being a retired Marine. Eventually my father said “F this shit, were going to the Marines” 💀. Did 5 years and got out as a Sergeant.

[@etwanican_7439]

Was it worth being in the marines? I’ve heard a lot about toxic leadership and shitty living conditions

[@morgansims3631]

Did you enjoy it? And do you recommend me joining after high school?

[@_MarlboroMan]

@@etwanican_7439 There’s toxic leadership in every branch so don’t get caught up in that. Members of all branches of the service complain about their own branch frequently. The living conditions if your single and living in the barracks do suck because the Marines have the least funding. If your married you obviously don’t have to worry about that because you’ll be living off base in your own place. I had many ups and downs but have no regrets on joining. I’m definitely blessed and proud to be a Marine. Semper🤘🏽

[@_MarlboroMan]

@@morgansims3631 For me, joining the military was is the best decision I made versus going to college. There’s no age limit to college and you can do it at any point in your life, but there are age restrictions for the military. I’m using my G.I. bill now to go to school while working full-time. If I never join the military, I wouldn’t have had my VA loan which allowed me and my wife to buy our first house at 23 years old with no down payment to start raising our family. My biggest advice is to pick the right job/MOS. If I would’ve chose a job that I enjoyed more, I would probably still be in the Marine Corps now. I love aviation and always wanted to fly but joined the Marine Corps as an aircraft mechanic instead of doing something like Aircrew which would have actually allowed me to fly and live my dream. But I was young and stupid at 17 years old and let the swim qual requirements for aircrew steer me away. Stick with your guns and do the job that you actually want to do and don’t settle. I still had an amazing career though and accomplished so many things that helped set me up.

[@hobopee468]

@@_MarlboroManim 17 and you mentioned buying a house with your wife at 23. just curious did you have a lot of time to date on active duty? how did you manage to marry so quickly?

[@Thundering_third_0311]

I came out of the Army recruiting office, a Marine recruiter saw me (he was wearing the dress blue Alpha). He said “hey son, did you just came out of that office?”. Which I replied “yea…”. He used the “do you like my uniform?”. Couple months later I was on my way to MCRD Parris Island.

[@xander6872]

yall really do have some of the best uniforms, i mean look at our dress blues its so bad 🤣

[@KillingMachineMechanic]

As a dude in the Air Force, I gotta say I like my Dress Blues but the Marines’ Blues are so damn clean

[@heavilyarmedhippie75]

The door opened and they physically pulled me in as I was walking past it on my way to subway

[@gford1491]

The door wasnt locked they were watching you from the parking lot and seen ya walk to their door and they were like nope nobody home

[@ecomadrian809]

Army gave me a 20k bonus

[@joeynguyen]

😮

[@Tb12345]

I’m getting a 25k bonus how does it work I know it’s not all upfront but how much did you get upfront?

[@josh_WASeta]

@@Tb12345 you get half upfront then partial payments each year mark you hit From what I remember mine was like that.

[@daniels8181]

@@Tb12345dont do it bro its not worth the money. trust me.

[@Tb12345]

@@daniels8181 I signed 6 years 40k bonus in infantry im fucked 💀😂

[@therealskiiizo]

Every story I hear about someone join a branch it’s because the branch they were looking for was out for lunch

[@joselitonevarez3740]

Legit me, airforce recruiter didn’t really believe in me wanting to loose the weight. Army recruiter believed in me and helped me with the resources and weekly check ups until I could make it.

[@nicalicanri]

There’s always a marine recruiter on duty

[@charlesacrosbyify]

yes I was going to join the Navy but the Navy recruiter wasn't there and the Marine Corps recruiter said what the do you want to join the Navy for

[@noone-um4hk]

The recruiting station I went to had all the branches, pretty funny when someone new comes in, the recruiters all talk crap about the others and try to get you in their office first 😂 except the air force, they're in the back with the door closed ,guess that should have been our hint who has it easiest 😂

[@JoeGoldberg577_]

Damn my air force recruiter office is locked too

[@bakedcookiezzz]

I think you need to schedule an appointment

[@xander6872]

you need to call and if they dont answer leave a message and they should get back to you, they are either at lunch or they are a temp recruiter until the new one gets there, so sometimes they can live over an hour away and cant come in person every day, same thing happened to me.

[@robbstone1660]

Similar story, but back in 08’ the waitlist was a over a year…Marines were there and snatched me up 😂

[@ryanconway8651]

Plot twist: the door wasn't locked, he was just pulling a push door.

[@trmpt35]

Mine was kinda similar except I finished college. I called the Air Force never got a response then got a response from the navy

[@michaelrivera7542]

They saw he didn't have a college degree😂

[@ElmerAlmonte]

It was a hassle to join the Air Force. I had the same issue and the Army recruiter was trying to convince me lol. I still joined the Air Force, dont regret it.

[@bigdee8189]

GREAT CHOICE!! GO AIR FORCE!!

[@gibbsm]

if you're not going to fly fighters or do computer stuff, the Army is the best service, and you can pick your job.

[@FirstOfTheMagi]

It's crazy how many stories I hear about guys joining the Marines cuz the recruiter of another branch wasn't around lmao

[@mr.bobdabbalina1246]

Meanwhile the airforce recruiter is tied and gagged under the marines desk. "Oh yea he's at lunch, cmon in, well chat till He gets back."

[@studyandrelaxationmusic-gl1dd]

Lolz.. Ok think the Airforce can't take too much intakes ,so they lock the doors for you to go to the Marines.

[@Ipwnboobz]

I just called my Air Force recruiter and a set up a time aha

[@bigdee8189]

GO AIR FORCE!! HOOAH!!

[@Ipwnboobz]

@@bigdee8189 HOOAH BROTHER

[@raccoonbigg]

My AF recruiter has been ghosting me these past weeks a few months into my waiver process for childhood asthma. About to go to the Corps recruiting office and slap all the papers on the recruiters desk and tell him to get this shit over with 💀

[@eliyahuohiyon7461]

​@@raccoonbiggDon't do it, join the fucking Air Force.

[@xander6872]

@@raccoonbigg Dont be worried, i would wait it out, it took me over a year and a half to join the air force, granted i had a lot more issues than just asthma but it was 100% worth the wait, trust me there is a waiver for everything, it just takes time and patience.

[@DevilDawg4322]

Air Force recruiters were at some regional golf tournament for the week. I walked away than a man in blue happened to come my way.

[@crimson-py1lq]

i can tell your a marine from your username, the devildogs

[@circa902]

A locked door literally changed his life.

[@tgisurvie4339]

Air force doors always be closed lmao

[@BlueCollar1212]

Army was in the cafeteria of my high school.

[@luigimrlgaming9484]

Them and the Marines, they alternated.

[@gibbsm]

same. class of '99. nothing has or will change.

[@MrStaybrown]

Similar for me. The recruiters were all in one building, their doors were open. I looked into the army office and looked at them, went across and looked at the Airforce then onto the navy and onto the Marines..i looked in and he said, "Whats Going On?" "Come in, sit down, relax, what's on your mind?" He wasn't antisocial, he was very fit and very confident. He was a Sgt, then there was a StaffSGT and a MasterSgt. The other recruiters just looked up and didn't engage and they were on the chubby side, definitely unappealing.

[@saullopez3073]

Originally wanted to join the marines, when I went to the recruiters there door was closed, army took me in and did the pre asvab and scored a 25, got my score up, than I joined the NAVY and don’t regret I one bit

[@willywonka1503]

I was infront of a homedepot and a recruted arrive and told me you want money and said yes what I need to do just join the marine for 4 years and I am here now.

[@_Sayvo_]

😂basically Airforce is like a job that’s hard to get into but the Army is always hiring

[@emilionazario5238]

People if the Air Force recruiter door is locked, come another day and save yourself from joining the Crayola Branch.

[@eliyahuohiyon7461]

Fr

[@baronc252]

its locked almost every damn day though hahahaha. You gotta call them and hope that you aren't fat and retarded. Cause they won't waste a second on you if you are. -former army recruiter

[@Unanimous_Vox]

dog its too late and now im injured eating crayons

[@Transformerslover0]

Shit well now I wanna see what the white crayon tastes like

[@ryanbrennan4634]

I hear the story every single day, and I’ve even witnessed it, Marine Corps recruiters, go the extra mile, almost every single time

[@neerajnongmaithem392]

These recruiters always trap these young inexperienced fellows by selling them some hot sales pitch.

[@gabrielkliman9538]

The marine corp recruiters were right next to the Air Force recruiters for me as well. Literally the same story happened to me

[@Hypnix1]

That was my brothers exact same story lmao or well very similar😂 He wanted to join the army and he didn’t know the recruiters uniforms so he ended up in the USMC 😂

[@tylergarcia7002]

Funny, the Air Force doors aren’t usually locked. You have to ring a doorbell and they ask what you’re doing and you just say I was interested in joining.

[@xander6872]

air force wants recruits smart enough to know how to ring a door bell

[@LouisianaPyro93]

Damn they got you lol

[@jamesmonorow574]

Dude thing is I see other recruiters always at the office and my recruiter needs an appointment made because he is only there at random times a day.

[@LilyH.R.]

❤❤❤❤❤ God bless all our military!!!

[@Jtuck50226]

100% as well wtf is wrong with the Air Force i went to them first same shit! I went next door to the Navy and they took they time with me answering all my questions with no BS .. Hooyah!!

[@awffwfwfafwa2647]

This happened to me but the navy 😂

[@mackenzied87]

Army called me back faster than Air Force 🤣

[@crucialspectre7401]

My recruiter called me a bitch for talking to the other branches and I was scared to join the Marines. He made me do pull ups. Next thing I know I was in San Diego for recruit training.

[@andrewdopple6946]

Same thing happened to me, Air Force office was locked, took the Asvab with the Marines and got a 93 with near perfect scores in Mechanical. Best job they could offer me was Radar tech or something like that. I wanted UAV operator, wouldn't give it to me because of availability, so I went Navy and they gave me Machinist Mate submarines. I make more than twice as a civilian now, than my friends who joined the marines and got out. The ones who stayed almost make as much as I do as an E-8. If you commit to the military, you WILL be paid decent, if you're going to do one contract and out, make sure you get broken for disability or get marketable skills.

[@freaksoul0]

Why is every airforce office always locked!! Same thing happened with me and twice the marine corps recruiter came out and spoke with me for the corner office

[@joshuam8146]

Damn he was eating crayons before they told him to eat crayons.

[@morbidmelody8783]

The marine corps caught the alley-oop 😂😂😂

[@GetKray]

Lol that’s exactly why I joined the Army vs. the Air Force

[@gibbsm]

I joined the Army and turns out my brigade had fixed-wing aircraft anyway, so double win.

[@stevenbyrd6825]

The Air Force recruiter told me I couldn't join them and I ended up joining the Marine Corps. The best decision of my life

[@bloom418]

Y

[@stevenbyrd6825]

@@bloom418 I supposely lived in the wrong area for them

[@Lycan3303]

Hear this story a lot ..

[@DigitalDash-]

Damn door always locked 😂 just be annoying asf towards the Air Force guy. It works

[@necaboys1956]

That was my exact experience 😂

[@darianr.6143]

The air force is the best recruiter for the marine corps. Try and call their office the schedule an appointment and they don't pick up. Bump into the marine corps recruiter and end up signing. A year and a half later I have a voice-mail from the airforce office asking if I'd like to schedule a meeting.

[@francisschuessler]

Same here. I remember going to the recruiter bc I was interested in the navy. I didn’t even make it to the door, and this Marine stops me and tells me “they are at chow, wanna wait in here for them to come back?” Looking back this was a recruiting technique 😂. Needless to say I am at the end of my enlistment in the Marines now haha. Was worth it I guess

[@ErikPT]

How much you do bruv? My cousin did 4 years but she left since her leadership denied her transfer. She wanted to be close to home

[@francisschuessler]

@@ErikPT 4 years man. Getting out in two months. That sucks her transfer got denied, happens often

[@PERTEKofficial]

“The chow hall is full of crayons”

[@Phillip-ino]

Basically my story but the Marines were at lunch and the Air Force got me 😂😂

[@see-rious-ley]

You “guessed” about what to do in a recruiters’ office?!?!?! Good to know. 😮

[@tobiloby7556]

100% same thing happened to me too. Went to see Air Force recruiter, door locked....marine corps said "the airforce folks never here, come let me show you what we got".

[@xXW1LDDOG13Xx]

The recruiter was just looking at him at the window like Jim from The Office

[@nickvalentine3815]

I'm waiting for the job to book rn with AF, I tried to contact like 4 different AF location, 2 of them left me voicemail says something like we will call you back( never heard them back), 3rd recruiter, called me back texted me pre-qualification form to fill, she saw I'm over 26lbs limit(I was 20%BF), she texted we won't take anyone overweight, that was all she texted me, 4th one called, no one answered, I literally walk-in, he opened the door let me in, asked if I need something, I said, I want to enlist, filled pre-qualification again, he told me to come back and talk again, walked me through meps, I dropped literally 26 lbs in 2 months during these because he gave me a chance which others didn't.Idk if you want it you have to go get it not like cross your fingers

[@handsomeyoungadult]

I accidentally walked into an Army recruiting office trying to join the Air Force 😂

[@user-jh2qd7yt4y]

That's a bowl-cut bro, not a fade.

[@Castan0157]

They sniffed you out from three doors down 😂

[@AnthonyDDean]

Same here. Air Force was out. Navy recruiter said “I’m gonna put you in the Navy.”

[@brooklynclark8522]

Air force punching the air ☠️

[@ligmasugma3650]

Air Force recruiters only do emails and appointment 😂

[@turdferguson2863]

"I got lost on my way to college"

[@leonestello]

If this is the reason you joined the Marines, they deserve you🖍️

[@WILLBSEEN]

Why is it that the Air Force door is always locked 😂😂😂

[@mrdreloaded4049]

I'm so glad that my Air Force recruiter was in when I went into the recruiting station.... Not that his absence would have forced me to join the Marines, I just would have either called and left a message or came back another day...

[@nighle160]

AF: appointment only, no walk-in.

[@brucereynolds2934]

I saw a sign that said marine corps and i pulled an obama and pronounced it marine corpse. The recruiter laughed and said we try to not let that happen. So I joined.

[@4x4gaming65]

Air Force door is always locked 😂

[@Rounderyathecruel]

It wasn’t locked. It was the first test to see if you’re smart enough to open a door.

[@xxxmoonlightoceanxxx2344]

I accidentally went to the marine corps and sadly had to say I was looking for the navy 💀 i am truly going on october

[@AdrianoTheOne]

I ship out to basic for AirForce in a couple of months ha

[@benspagnuolo7653]

One locked door, and this dude made the worst life decision possible 😂