Airborne Guardsman Land Hotter than D-Day | ArmA 3 - A Fustercluck in Only War

Whew. This video took a long time to make. Turns out editing like 10 recordings together kinda sucks. If you're interested, you can find out more or join here: / discord
What unit/clan is this?
Honestly, these guys were all just gathered up by me on the day from like, 6 different places. However, we've since formed the most official unofficial unit - the Cadian XXth. Casual milsim, roleplay and all those weird ops that you never get to play in your normal milsim group. Find out more in the discord.
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It's called There is Only War, and is an amazing mod that is constantly updated. Go support the devs: steamcommunity.com/sharedfile...
Are you SovietWomble?
I bloody wish. Video definitely has inspiration from the likes of Soviet and Max0r, but I try to strike a nice line for telling a story, humorous edits and actual gameplay. For something like this, I don't feel the need to edit in every word said. Plus, I edited this in a day, so time constraints were another issue.
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[@Hercules1-v9m]

The mass friendly fire, poor leadership, and crashing of airships seems somehow appropriate for a Warhammer themed mod.

[@PowerArmorV113]

90% Casualty Rate = OVERWHELMING Success

[@arlogleich6174]

Eh, they're heretics. Ya do what ya gotta do.

[@brotherberevius2098]

Those comments though... XD

[@joaogomes9405]

Hey, when Cadians are shooting at other humans they don't have any issues with leadership. It's just when the crab hermaphrodites with tits and the sentient blobs of pus and rotten flesh show up that things understandably get a bit complicated on the sanity front

[@BLOrtega]

*90% Casualty Rate* *SucCeSS*

[@Spartan4426]

“Please be careful around towns for civilian casualties” Me: Worried about collateral damage, that doesn’t sound right... “As we do require a workforce once this is done.” Me: Ah, there it is.

[@universalrift3123]

"it's a meltagun, it melts stuff" "please don't harass our meltagunner" very wise words

[@luketfer]

Especially considering in lore the melta gunner of a unit usually IS the crazy one since they have to get nearly point blank to enemy armour...

[@shinyumbreon1774]

Rift Breaker “ we don’t need more friendly losses”

[@orinb8654]

@@luketfer holy shit REALLY?

[@lordcommissar7813]

@@orinb8654 well not point plank but pretty damn close. But in a charge of 500k soldiers at once one is abound to make it :)

[@orinb8654]

@@lordcommissar7813 thank you for the lesson, commissar! Surprising to see that meltaguns are like rpg's with a shotguns range. Really helps to know we have a better technology than you guys. Might even be able to help with the range of meltaguns.

[@cheekychief2273]

*rimmy screaming orders in the background* Soldier:”yea I’ll have a small milkshake”

[@aussieman4791]

"Yeah can I have a diet pepsi?"

[@kanati1133]

"I want a lemonade!"

[@daveschiffer2601]

"civilian casualties are acceptable" sweats nervously in krieg

[@whataboutgabe901]

Why would they sweat nervously, they would sweat with happiness

[@daveschiffer2601]

@@whataboutgabe901 to hide there pleasure from slannesh

[@BingletonMadnes]

@@daveschiffer2601 GUARDSMAN, IS THAT HERESY I HEAR?

[@daveschiffer2601]

@@BingletonMadnes for the emperor

[@BingletonMadnes]

@@daveschiffer2601 that's what I thought

[@hedgeearthridge6807]

6:12 The Spiffing Brit completely caught me off guard here. I forgot he and Rimmy were in the same circle.

[@twistedblast5253]

"We're not where we're supposed to be" "No one's where they're supposed to be!"

[@twistedblast5253]

@Kyros Droztamyr nah dude it's my bad,i'm supposed to be good at english

[@fragarena9910]

I swear I spotted Spiff when I heard that tone xD

[@kabob0077]

Twisted Blast -German High Command during final days of the 3rd Reich

[@twistedblast5253]

@@kabob0077 It's actually a quote from "saving private ryan" :D

[@kabob0077]

Twisted Blast Can you guess where this is from? Who does the Army trust the most? AIRBORNE! Who do the ladies love the most? AIRBORNE! WHO DO THE NAZIS FEAR THE MOST!? *AIRBORNE!*

[@silasmayes7954]

*sees mass grave* All callsigns! All callsigns! Civilian casualties are now acceptable. *explosion in background*

[@chimblemasterofchimney4771]

The big problem is just getting rid of the bodies.

[@tonikaycheney7120]

The more bodies there are, the less people will care for the names!

[@jasonpratt5126]

"I survived by jumping out. But now my whole body is in pain." Ally reaches for medkit to help. Pulls out frag instead. Throws it away onto the ground. Survivor of brute luck jump from Valkyrie considers his life choices briefly.

[@aloden500]

"is my life flashing before my eyes or is that the frag goin...."

[@mojn4249]

Keyword *briefly*

[@orinb8654]

Well shhhi-

[@drmicrowave-1881]

This is what happens when there's no Commissar around.

[@teslashark]

For Emp's sake all the frags going on says this place is fucked by Chaos

[@zephyrstrife4668]

"Never mind the Icelandic flag, we're fighting against rebels." Yep, we've been assured by Iceland that the rebels are definitely not associated with them and that they are a loyal member of the great Imperium of mankind.

[@gingermcgingin4106]

Well they are a constitute of Holy Terra, so I'd hope so.

[@savageassassin8548]

siege of vraks AND a new text to speech AND Rimmy doing a 40k arma video, it must be a sign of Leeman Russ's return

[@angeloabbatiello4755]

SavageAssassin VULKAN LIV- ah shit I mean LEMAN LIVES *stomp* *stomp* *stomp*

[@orinb8654]

@@angeloabbatiello4755 nooo, you still got it wrong. It is "LEMAN LIVES" *HOWLS INTENSELY*

[@lordlucius1341]

“We are supposed to minimize all civilian casualties so check your fire!” 12 minutes later “Civilian casualties are now accepted.”

[@Annoyingflyingthing]

Oh my god you're becoming Australian womble and it's amazing. It's the bloody production quality that clinches it.

[@wowdogememe1541]

Honestly I would love to see a collaboration their personality are both great

[@attacheli9591]

Just need an indian idiot

[@t_y8274]

@@attacheli9591 well, a pakistani one instead maybe

[@RimmyDownunder]

@@t_y8274 ahhahaa, nice one

[@luc-zq7ku]

@@t_y8274 you want ww3 this bad ?

[@HeroSwe]

**Lifen't noise**

[@kappakappa1307]

**Mac and cheese stirring squish**

[@tonikaycheney7120]

**Sound indicating a negative response to a question or request**

[@matthewwilkinson1154]

There can't be civilian casualties if everyone is soldiers - Soviet tactics 1941

[@TheArklyte]

Hold my bear - German troops besieging Leningrad 1941-1944

[@3DiversionsDeep]

@@TheArklyte *bear chops german head off and starts nibbling on it

[@dosg847]

@@TheArklyte the german siege was really short in thruth, it was the soviet siege of german inside the city who lasted long and was gruesome

[@zigzera7757]

Let’s be real in 40k they don’t give a fuck about civilian casualties on a rebel world especially the imperial guard

[@electrohalo8798]

Sound logic

[@Gingerbreadley]

Sees dead civilians gets mad Oks civilian casualties to stop the enemy from hiding behind them I see nothing wrong with this

[@kayecraig1670]

It's only unacceptable if the enemy kills them!

[@electrohalo8798]

Ahhh 40k and Rimmy logic

[@infernosgaming8942]

Acceptable Casualties

[@Deadsnake989]

Ah civilians. I think the way you pronounce that is "acceptable casualties"

[@Oghuzpervert1]

They could be potential heretics

[@junkoxeno_7734]

That valkyrie pilot must have learnt his skills from Battlefield

[@electrohalo8798]

AverageXenophobe was the season for the first season of the season and the it season is a good season to be able for a good point in this world with us we are not a good person and I am a good fan of this season but it’s a fun season to go back for more season tickets

[@electrohalo8798]

I literally used auto suggested words

[@junkoxeno_7734]

What the actual shitting fuck

[@iagreewithyou7894]

ELECTRO HALO8 I wanna was your birthday and I was like you just trying to make sure you got the money

[@electrohalo8798]

BLAME AGORITHUMS

[@raltor40]

I would like to state for the Record that that Ruggedly Handsome Robert fellow did take his turn and did singlehandedly eliminate all enemies in upper floors.

[@jakeodom4503]

“A Cadian XXth operation” I would never have guessed that rimmy was secretly Alpharius

[@Xxbenjee41xX]

jake odom I am Alpharius

[@umbra9472]

We’re all Alpharius.

[@peterclarke7240]

I'm not. At least, I don't think I am...

[@ollyravenhill7341]

Sees Cadians writes obligatory “the planet broke before the guard did.” Comment

[@marsmanofspace]

The Emperor broke before the guard did.

[@thomasevans6028]

@Alex ah, yes i see it now, thank you for your loyalty.

[@roscoewhite3793]

"The PDF have rebelled alongside the populace..." What about the JPG and the PNG?

[@dydlus]

No need to worry about them. They got .exe-cuted

[@boxcarz]

@@dydlus Hyper-realistically, of course.

[@argeltalraum8736]

Y'all got Sly Marbo'ed by one guy. He deserves a Star of Terra for doing the Emperor's work! Also, intro was perfect!

[@neehawk777]

Argel Tal Raum AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- (Sly Marbo)

[@starsilverinfinity]

"civilian casualties are acceptable" *_chuckles nervously in court martial_*

[@John-Stark]

Not in the Imperium

[@orinb8654]

Sir, uhh, unless you didn't read the brief papers, we are in dimension WH-53, sir. (AKA warhammer dimension number 53)

[@Rarzee]

Seems to be a lot of traitor guard in your company.... need a commissar?

[@weldonwin]

There are not enough Bolts in the galaxy to fix this unit

[@Rarzee]

weldonwin you’re thinking too small trainee, think more orbital

[@assailant8722]

@@Rarzee I dunno about y'all, but I'm hearing exterminatus

[@michelveilleux1275]

Well...it COULD be Heresy. But to be safe, let's just fucking Nuke the planet.

[@fumarc4501]

This company needs a name and banner.

[@ryuyokamikaze]

these are so incredible every time man ^^ great work

[@electrohalo8798]

Well well well we have found the rare warhamer bronie

[@ryuyokamikaze]

I am not really a brony (I barley watched MLP) but I like how that sounds ^^

[@electrohalo8798]

Lol

[@electrohalo8798]

The reason I said that is because I AM a warhamer bronie

[@MLPDethDealr32]

So am i. >:) Im more of a Chaos Space Marines type of guy. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@grantharriman284]

Possibly the greatest 40k RP line I have ever heard: "Civilian casualties are now accepted" I lost it

[@whataboutgabe901]

Sniper hero_swe charging the bmp was.the most guardsmen thing I've seen all day

[@Oghrcoil]

And a normal swedish military behavior. :P

[@MultiNaruto900]

3:51 "You all know the mission and what is at stake. I have come to trust each of you with my life, but I have also heard murmurs of discontent. I share your concerns. We are trained for espionage. We would be legends, but the records are sealed. Glory in battle is not our way. Think of our heroes: the Silent Step, who defeated a nation with a single shot. Or the Ever Alert, who kept armies at bay with hidden facts. These giants do not seem to give us solace here, but they are not all that we are. Before the network, there was the fleet. Before diplomacy, there were soldiers. Our influence stopped the rachni, but before that, we held the line. Our influence stopped the krogan, but before that, we held the line! Our influence will stop Saren! in the battle today, we will hold the line!" - Captain Kirrahe, Mass Effect

[@imperialamerican2051]

Haaaaaaaaaaa. Rimmy and friends screwing missions up. PERFECTION

[@Paul_Boomer]

My estimate of valk crashes was a bit low for that mission.

[@Paul_Boomer]

@@thespiffingbrit I know, I WAS THERE

[@wheeeeeha]

"How blob?" I love the Imperium.

[@AonghasMcTavish]

Everything goes crazy when you bring one very Spiffing Brit to the party.

[@BennyDollaz]

This is my first time on this channel and it was awesome hearing all you guys that do the voices on if the emperor had a text-to-speech device. I'm a huge Arma fan, so two worlds are colliding right now!

[@wasdwazd]

"Please do not harass our Meltagunner."

[@arch_2076]

“Emperor give me the strength- RAID SHADOW LEGENDS”

[@septillion.]

2:47 "Dormammu, I've come to bargin."

[@neolindholm7289]

By the Emperor this was a rollercoaster and a half.

[@xavierrodriguez8432]

LET IT BE KNOW THE PLANET BROKE BEFORE THE GUARD

[@ob6733]

Rimmy: Civilian casualties acceptable Everyone else: Exterminatus

[@truemind1018]

11:39 commisar corgi leading the troops to victory

[@operationkilled]

2:16 As a Inquisitor would say... _"Hmmm, you smell like a heretic, mine if we question you over here in this dark, secluded area for a minute?"_

[@MLPDethDealr32]

Nice Rarity art.

[@danielm.595]

@@MLPDethDealr32 agreed

[@kasrkinwolf9709]

I love the imperial guard and I love how you captured how utterly underpowered they were

[@feurgott9332]

The planet broke before the guard did

[@alphabimbleton8172]

I hope you have fun making these because I have a hell of a lot of fun watching them. Truly high quality stuff m8

[@Piromonkey313]

OMG I was so pleasantly surprised to hear the one and only Spiffing Brit that I almost spat out my tea.....almost.......

[@danielhanson2417]

Why do you care about casualties when there's more imperial guardsmen then atoms in the universe?

[@RocketHarry865]

how can there be more imperial guardsmen than atoms when Imperial guardsmen are made of atoms like everything else that is material?

[@djcuevas1057]

Adam Baker The warp

[@MidoriOfTheShuinsen]

@@RocketHarry865 Emps did some Nth-dimensional warp fuckery, alright? Stop questioning the glory of the Emperor's Hammer, heretic.

[@AzureGreatheart]

And there’s still orks.

[@The2flame]

"do you need help" "yeah, if you can do a run-gun of some sorts" **DROPS EVERY THING ON TARGET**

[@justanobadi6655]

"Mess With the Best, Die Like the Rest"

[@MidoriOfTheShuinsen]

Don't mess with the Turks.

[@Javidom14]

the intro scenes to the wh40k ops are always so amazing

[@PeterButchens]

12:46 Perfect 40k immersion

[@asteck113]

Spiffing Brit is a spiffingly good brit and youtuber

[@BravoCharlie]

This is great editing, really well done. Thank you - very enjoyable.

[@CastellanMaben]

I do love how much you enjoy yourselves doing this.I also like that the spiffing brit is in it, shame I have not seen any on his channel.

[@dizehjvegnomis]

🤣This was the funniest arma 3 fustercluck I've watched yet. Glad I have so many left to go through

[@tommyfortress7515]

Damn really good intro, with the music, the speec and then in the end that editing skills, especially when you see the perspective from multiple soldiers at the same time, makes me wanna buy the game to enjoy mods and servers like theese

[@koltonobrien]

Please do more of this stuff with Spiffing, it's so dammed funny

[@koltonobrien]

@@thespiffingbrit Well now it has to happen.

[@RocketHarry865]

Commissar: Glory to the first man to die Charge!

[@chaptermasteralexiosaugust6582]

Loyal soldier of the Imperium! The Emperor demands you continue producing vids like these, they are greatly improving the morale of Guardsmen and civilians throughout the galaxy. Refusing to do so is considered HERESY!!!!!!

[@Chase14videos]

12:23 What was it exactly that made Rimmy accept civilian casualties?

[@Alien361]

I think it's becouse they helped the rebels kill guardsman. So there are no civilians only traitors... I think please somone correct me if I am wrong.

[@frankie1261]

The traitors were using the civilians as human shields, therefor getting his own troops killed since they had to work around the civilians. Obviously increasing your own men’s casualties is always bad, so he okayed civilian casualties to negate their advantage.

[@00LEGENDS00]

this is just for me, a wrhammer nerd, 4:12

[@Zombiewithabowtie]

That was a genuinely awesome benediction, made all the more so by the setting

[@ludgy7278]

hotter than prospero you mean.

[@whatisupmyfellowamericans8808]

Too soon.

[@ItsRawdraft2]

Nothing happened on Prospero

[@arueshalaetablebuildingsociety]

4:00 Ah, a grievous tactical error. We all know that the infallible advice Imperial Guardsman's Uplifting Primer calls for fixing your bayonets and charging enemy armor. That was why you died, Guardsman.

[@gabrieldeoliveira8304]

This is some amazing editing you have here, Rimmy

[@sivraj01171]

this looks like a lot of fun, great video by the way

[@lanedolen2791]

I love this type of ARMA stuff, please, please make more!

[@Spidehman]

I realised the beep tone for activating comms is one tone away from being Megalovania.

[@Calebroc9]

The Intro to your video was amazing Rimmy. Good work mate.

[@CubedAgency]

Awesome video! Entertaining for sure!

[@pedrokantor331]

BROTHER THIS VIDEO IS FANTASTIC THE INTRO MADE ME PURCHASE A GUARD ARMY AND NOW MY WALLET REQUIRES AID FROM THE APOTHECARION

[@patbone1990]

Dude this looks amazing. It looks really fun I wish I could get in on this kind of stuff.

[@thefiresworddragon927]

It is shockingly difficult to land planes in Arma 3, as it seems. I commend these brave soldiers for their devotion.

[@brycevo]

This is so great. Glad to see spiff

[@stephenthomas00]

This video showed up on my recommended list.... i'm happy it did.

[@Vvoornth]

Your local McDonalds drive thru now comes with a bloody big gun XD

[@benwilson1088]

Pretty impressive how far this mod has came.

[@zxaoks1090]

3:44 a true guardsmen the commissar would be proud

[@chargingbull4478]

When he says “regret being on our LZ” in the beginning, he sounds a lot like Gideon from COD advanced warfare

[@mcjesus9975]

went a little bit better than Gallipoli

[@Rajoovi1]

Afaik this is the perfect summation of the Imprial Guard if I ever did see one.

[@mrbubblesx1pcgaming474]

Still love how EPIC the intro was for this video

[@johannesglaeul]

Honestly the multiple viewpoints are fucking fantastic. I also see a little inspiration from SovietWomble.

[@artursiudak3411]

Of all the Fusterclucks this one is definitely the finestt. True, pure imperial gold buried at the bottom of the Fusterclucks playlist

[@silasmayes7954]

This video is so well edited!

[@AliceAshhide33]

0:35 This gave me chills, in a good way.

[@afinoxi]

For some reason I read the title as "Hotter than Germany at D-Day" Can't say I disliked it , gave me a nice chuckle

[@JRook-eu9yt]

I LOVE the multiple perspectives

[@Tsuruchi_420]

6:19 oh the sexy voice of the great spiffingbritt, rimmy should have told us he was in this game, I didn't have a cup of tea ready...

[@insertnamehere6659]

"Cease fire, cease fire!" Valkyrie continues to fire anyway. I want to play this game something fierce now. What kinda specs should I upgrade my PC to for it?

[@pedrokantor3997]

Something tells me that you guys are a bigger threat to yourselves than the PDF ever could.

[@Khornecussion]

That wasn't just a sniper guardsman, that was a damn vindicaire. Really hope that because of his distinguished sniping he gets to serve as a Vindicaire Assassin later on. But if I got to be one I'd not be able to go for a solid minute without going " I'm the reconnaissance sniper. Euuuurgh. "

[@BACKWARDI]

2 years latter and This is the video that made me want to play ARMA

[@LDSJ005]

top notch editing mate

[@justelliot4870]

This was actually really entertaining, can you do more of this series? I'd rate it 911/69

[@maryjoygelizon4268]

The beggining of the vud looks like something from a great video game or movie

[@phoenixamaku5551]

Yeees I'm so glad he's geting back into warhammer! I thought he wasn't going to do it cause of the contrevery caused by game workship but I'm glad he's resuning his warhammer duties so have fun and enjoy!

[@RimmyDownunder]

This video is literally years old. I'm not getting back into 40k, GW fucked over all of my friends and the community. I'll come back when they're less of a dogshit company.

[@phoenixamaku5551]

@@RimmyDownunder I see my bad then thought it was today or something new I hope I didn't offend you with my comments over your video. But you do an outstanding job! other than that I hope you keep making more vids keep up the good work :3

[@acdcgeek]

The best orchestrated gunrun at 14:35 I've ever heard.

[@markusaguadulce1]

That bit when he walks up to the guy in the window and orders a Pepsi and Fries !!!!!GOLD !!!!

[@aliensuperweapon]

2:50 LOYALTY INTENSIFIES

[@Safer7Sephiroth]

*sees spiffing brit, instinctively sips cup of coffee*